We should all learn to get along. This is the next wave in civil discourse!
Being a little loud? Have some consideration!
Someone in wiserbud’s band?
Watch where you dump that stuff!
Don’t get impatient!
And for goodness sakes, close the blinds!
Have a great Wednesday Eve!
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Simply amazing, the things you can find on the internet to share with your FIFs.
“We hope your exorcism was successful last night”
HAHAHAHAHAH!
Wow, killed it with a new poat. That’s a new one.
Not bad, J’ames. It’s almost like you put real effort into this poat.
Morning, cool kids.
I’d like to say that I got to sleep in today, but I had the hardest time falling asleep last night. What’s up with that.
Sometimes i find it hard falling asleep.
I take a thing or two to help me get to- and stay asleep, but for whatever reason, they just would not kick in. It’s days like this I’m glad I work at home.
*shakes fist at Sky and screams out ‘Maaaare’*
Happy, happy day!
No.
Well, not yet anyway.
What’s new, pussycat?
I had coffee. It’s great.
Crap. I gave myself a Tom Jones earworm.
So, is anyone understanding the obsession with that crap movie magic mike? I’m about ready to disown every….single……..one of my friends on fb that talk about that movie.
I’m having coffee, too. It’s like we’re twins!!!
I haven’t seen it yet, but how can a movie about male dancers be bad?
if they would just strip and not talk, it’d be good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMU7s6cwxEM
Sometimes I find “it” hard when I wake up.
I’m having coffee, too. It’s like we’re twins!!!
heck yeah,
Super Amazing Twins
if they would just strip and not talk, it’d be good
They talk?
too damn much for me to pay $13
*stabs Xbrad voodoo doll with unsharpened pencil 30 times*
Thirteen bucks for you to see a movie?? I think it’s actually cheaper to order up a dancer to come to your house.
I hear.
http://imgur.com/WMOhr
**looks at AZ meatup pics where Cyn is lovingly caressing PJ’s chesticles**
Good times, man. Good times.
I found the following typos:
2. exocism
3. HAND’S (not possessive)
4. Dogs (should be possessive), also a period where there should be a comma.
Oh, and good morning.
http://imgur.com/WMOhr
Have you replied yet?
PJ shops at Trader Joe’s?
Good morning,
HotspurSean.L to R
Cyn, Pupster, PJM
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/me-too-puppy.gif
I haven’t seen it yet, but how can a movie about male dancers be bad?
Um…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMK6lzmSk2o
Hiya Pups!
Boooo, Sean!
I deposited $87 in one dollar bills after the Girl Scout cookie sale. Man, did I get a look from the teller.
man, I left myself wide open with that joke, didn’t I?
404, Cynabuns.
Go in with a huge jar full of pennies next time, Roamy. That’ll learn ‘em.
Hah, roamy, I hope you were wearing a very low cut shirt and stompy boots.
And a feather boa.
It worked for me, Xbrad, but I had to fight with it. I’ll just chuck it.
Thats not the only thing wide open, PJM.
Light a match, willya?
Man, did I get a look from the teller.
That’s just jealously oozing out.
Girl Scout cookies are bullshit.
Those fliers made sean uncomfortable
Bite your tongue, ‘Spurt!
Mint Girl Scout cookies…. mmmmmmm
Girl Scout cookies are stupid expensive. Same for the Boy Scout popcorn.
At least they’re not as expensive as seeing Magic Mike at the movie theatre.
I just keep a Girl Scout chained up in the basement and make her bake cookies for me daily.
Cheaper in the long run.
Makes me almost wish I had a basement. Trefoils and coffee…
Girls Scout cookies are pretty good cookies, I admit. Too bad they only put 3 Samoas in a box now.
*drop-kicks my unsuspecting dog*
*cheers and pumps fist*
*during victory lap, gets bitten all to Hell*
“Andy Griffith is dead – another Hollywood celebrity whose worthless opinion we will no longer have to tune out.”
I love Hotspur!
“Where’s that whore Mare?
http://youtu.be/yHIDKS1y9rg”
That was soooooooo cute xbrad. 10,000 points to be used for an electric air pump, whiskey and new work out shorts.
Huh, it’s a wonder he doesn’t like males.
Also, this post gets two thumbs up, Jay!
(very important comma)
ooooh, the girl scouts have this peanut butter cookie that’s so artificial tasting in it’s deliciousness, it’s making my mouth water just thinking about it
Thanks for the comma, mare! It’s appreciated.
Happy birthday, Jay.
No, it’s Michael’s birthday.
Magic Mike has Academy Award written all over it. Wait, more likely a Nobel Peace Prize, they give that out to anyone.
I still want to see it. I’ve never seen male strippers. Or female strippers. My husband can dance like Magic Mike (seriously) though so all is not lost.
PJM, are you still living at home with “everyone?” And how are the kids doing?
Noble Piece Prize.
Fixeted.
Magic Mike has Academy Award written all over it.
Well, if you squint, the Oscar does look kind of like a golden dong, so, sure, I guess so.
still living at home……possibly getting a job at a collection agency law firm. I’m looking forward to the boiler room and have decided to pick up smoking
Are you moving into your parent’s basement? I don’t know the scoop on that.
Girls Scouts suck now that they have gone to the dark side via global warming and eco crap. Plus, since I’ve given up sugar I can mouth off about those cookies that I use to buy.
I like their cookies but can’t eat em right now.
Plus the youngsters are adorable.
Whoa, Dana Loesch just wrapped it up succinctly.
“We are being punished for decades of apathy. There were no conservatives protesting in the 70s. No conservatives protesting in the 80s. The only one protesting was Phyllis Schlafly.”
http://is.gd/ksY3YN
Mark Levin by phone to Megyn on Fox calling for term limits for District and SC judges.
That makes me want to roll around in Girl Scout cookies.
Heh. Random justice.
My brother was a Chippendale dancer. Married, 2 kids, living in the burbs now, but there was a time I questioned his… position.
Girl Scout cookies make my moobs bounce with delight!
*does 27 pushups*
http://is.gd/dEpo7h
My brother was a Chippendale dancer.
Is his name “Mike” by chance? How’s
YOUHE doin’!?That would be a great way to preserve your lefty loony cred while doing the right thing for the state and the economy.
“Oh SHIT! Oops.”
Well frack me.”
Is his name “Mike” by chance?
His stage name was Hugh G. Rection.
Frack.
Hellooooooo Hugh
Frackin A!
Why does the fracking slow WAY down when you get married? I thought that was BS.
You should have married a Cylon.
You need more pipe, MJ.
That’s a she? (I denounce myself)
HA! Funny, Jay!
You should have married a Cylon.
—————————-
The Asian model or the blonde model? I prefer the Asian, of course.
Term limits for SC justices is a BAD idea. You think Roberts was easily swayed in this case? Wait until justices have to worry about post term employment.
But, b-rad, one thing we don’t like just happened, so it’s time we change the way things have been done for 200 years.
Dey tuck arr jeeeerbs.
best rap video ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHpw6CzprNY
I am having a verbal intercourse session with a defender of the one they call, Sheila Jackson Lee. Apparently, the black community believes she is a champion for good and only she understands their problems and she has raised over $5BILLION to fix their problems. I axed him if any of the $5bil made its way to his double wide yet… so far, no reply.
I don’t get the Wealthers. As if it’s some sort of conspiracy that rich people are different than regular people.
Say, what is the going rate for arugula these days?
Heh, nice poat and ending line at AOS, laura!
heya Peej, Hows the horde?
I’m not down on Romney for not calling it a Tax…yet. I think he may have a strategy unlike that dipshit Roberts.
This guy needs a spot in the upcoming Romney administration:
http://www.indystar.com/article/20120703/NEWS05/120703022
mare, did you see Roberts also wrote part of the dissent, in addition to allowing it to stand?
Gov. Daniels is looking pretty hawt right now. For a Hoosier.
Fiscally speaking, of course.
*slides down dinosaurs back*
Turns out today really was more test than interview. 2 hours of testing. I think I performed well enough, though not as well as I’d have liked. If they are still interested, there’s another round of interview/testing that lasts a full day, and then possibly a third (!) occasion where I have to do a presentation on a technical task I’ve completed.
I wasn’t sure if I wanted the job, now I’m not even sure I want to finish the interview process. If I get to the end of this crap and the offer isn’t astronomical, I may bill them for my time.
Thanks Jay! Commenters are speculating that vote was no ‘accident,’ but a bit of election year theater.
she has raised over $5BILLION to fix their problems. I axed him if any of the $5bil made its way to his double wide yet… so far, no reply.
Be sure and ax her how she thinks that SJL “raised” that $5 Billion.
‘Cuz if SJL can “raise” THAT kind of money without stealing from taxpayers, Obama is talking to the wrong people to donate to his campaign….
These are cool!
See this is why presents as a weapon is a myth. Jewelry killed it!
Jewelry never kills.
Okay.
Almost never.
Hola, fornicators of maternal units.
Tomorrow is a holiday and shit. I plan on putting out flags wit my homedogs from da Rotary club, selling roasted corn on the cob down at the park wit my bruthas from anutha mutha in Lion’s club and then pick dem flags back up to do some storage on them. I will then drink heavily. Work is not expected to make tomorrow’s agenda.
http://thehostages.wordpress.com/2012/07/03/notes-from-the-neighbors/closetheshades/
I am not bald.
http://bit.ly/LQ3sms
(FOX Business) — IRS officials on background tell FOX Business the U.S. Supreme Court ruling on health reform gives the IRS even more powers than previously understood.
The IRS now gets to know about a small business’s entire payroll, the level of their insurance coverage — and it gets to know the income of not just the primary breadwinner in your house, but your entire family’s income, in order to assess/collect the mandated tax.
Plus, it gets to share your personal info with all sorts of government agencies, insurance companies and employers.
And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. “We expect even more lien and levy powers,” an IRS official says. Even the Taxpayer Advocate is deeply concerned.
Thanks, George Will and Charlie Krauthammer, for praising Roberts’s betrayal of the Constitution as a silver lining.
I DO NOT buy ANY silver lining bs.
Hugh Hewitt was trying to put lipstick on that pig last night. idiot.
HA! Screw you deadline!
Holiday will be observed.
The same Hugh Hewitt who I heard with my own ears say that if we didn’t have the stimulus grandmothers would lose their savings. idiot.
Hewitt says give it a year and then judge Roberts. Uh huh.
THE LAW COULD HAVE BEEN THROWN OUT IN ITS ENTIRETY!
When discussing the ruling. I feel like plunging my face in a pool of hot lava to cool my ire down.
Quick, KITTENS!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-efQuSlxgWY
ahhhhhhhhhh
Yet ANOTHER Hate Crime exposed as a hoax (Mr. TiFW almost had a stroke when he saw the picture of the young “lady” in question):
http://is.gd/jOxqe9
(h/t Legal Insurrection)
This Hugh Blewitt is the same clown who, in December 2008, had ex-Congresscreep John Campbell on his show, and lectured listeners and callers about how absolutely necessary it was to have the auto bailout. Because every other job in ‘Murrica depends on the auto industry! It’s a scientific fact!
I remember that show distinctly, even the street where I was driving when I heard this mealy-mouthed excuse for state-directed crony capitalism. Lost all respect for Mitt Romney’s stalker right then and there.
John Campbell made his fortune in the auto dealer business.
John Yoo is unimpressed by the fluffy cloud lined with silver.
http://on.wsj.com/LQ9nYP
(Mr. TiFW almost had a stroke when he saw the picture of the young “lady” in question)
Um, when you look like that I guess you have to hustle a hoax in order to get some attention.
I am not bald.
I figured it was Rosetta.
I figured it was Rosetta.
Taught me everything I know.
George, Hewitt’s been wrong about so many things. I had to chuckle when I read your comment, I too can remember exactly where I was driving when he was touting the stimulus.
He was a ghost writer for Nixon…..explains a lot.
Hola, pendejos y chicas bonita!
“I too can remember exactly where I was driving when he was touting the stimulus.” (because I almost had a stroke)
Leon, ANY idea about the pay compared to your current?
Now I have to stomach talk of Christie being the VP….hot lava time!
This was the Dana Loesch show today (the content, this is her hosting Glenn Beck last night), and she was on FIRE!
http://www.glennbeck.com/2012/07/03/the-most-counter-culture-punk-rock-country-on-the-planet/
Hola, señor. ¿Quién es más macho? ¿Rosetta ó Hugh Hewitt?
I think I just figured it out… Bush 43 got his way in the end. John Roberts is Harriet Miers in drag.
I’m not sure Harriet Miers would have been this big of a dolt.
They should have charged her with a hate crime.
Just found out my old H.S. chum, Deb, lost her younger sister to a heart attack. It’s a real shock as Laurie was a healthy vibrant woman. She was an RN, a runner and a wonderful, loving person. If you can spare a moment in your nightly prayers, her family could use some comfort.
Will do, MCPO. Sorry about your friend’s sister.
I’m not sure Harriet Miers would have been this big of a dolt.
Perhaps so. On the other hand, Hewitt was boosting Miers out of the gate… so she was probably a pig in a poke.
Sorry about your chum’s sister, MCPO.
Leon, ANY idea about the pay compared to your current?
More, not sure how much. Given the level of BS, I’m not taking anything shy of a 20% increase at this point.
Sorry to hear that, chief.
” Hewitt was boosting Miers out of the gate… so she was probably a pig in a poke.”
Oh, that’s right, Hewitt initially supported her, she has to be a dud.
I blame Mare.
Master Chief Done and candle lit
Roberts is an ass. He, like the other branches of government, have sworn to uphold the Constitution, of which is there to protect the people from an over reaching tyrannical government. So when he says the court is not there to save us from our political choices, he’s off his damned rocker and either his meds ate his brain or Barky has some serious dirt on him.
Stupid apologists, making shit up. Bad law is bad law. Do what is right, we are not in f*cking jr high needing approval from the cool kids.
R.I.P, Sheriff Andrew Taylor former Peace Officer for Mayberry North Carolina
If you can spare a moment in your nightly prayers, her family could use some comfort.
Done.
“Roberts is an ass. He, like the other branches of government, have sworn to uphold the Constitution, of which is there to protect the people from an over reaching tyrannical government. So when he says the court is not there to save us from our political choices, he’s off his damned rocker and either his meds ate his brain or Barky has some serious dirt on him.
Stupid apologists, making shit up. Bad law is bad law. Do what is right, we are not in f*cking jr high needing approval from the cool kids.”
Bingo, Beasn.
Ditto, done, MCPO.
On another shitty note, one of the young eagles hatched this season , was found dead at the foot of a power pole. Electrocuted. She/he was the oldest of this season’s clutch.
Roberts’s Rules: Make ‘em up as you go along. Everyone’s doing it.
http://bit.ly/KS8gYG
(The Washington Times) — Federal immigration authorities have begun granting tentative legal status to illegal immigrants under President Obama’s deportation halt — and in some cases are even ignoring the administration’s eligibility rules to stop deportations for those who shouldn’t qualify, according to the chairman of the House Judiciary Committee.
Rep. Lamar Smith, Texas Republican, said he’s learned some illegal immigrants who have been in the U.S. less than five years have had their deportations canceled, even though Mr. Obama and Homeland Security Secretary Janet A. Napolitano had listed the five-year mark as one of their criteria.
And my computer shit the bed. Not sure it’s saveable.
Mr. Beasn will be getting himself an IPad….I’m thinking I will be using it to spelunk on Car in’s blog.
George, they are making shit up because they can. Who is trying to stop them? I’m thinking that congress can make a big stink but I’m smelling nothing. They are in on the huge pile of rotting shit.
Laws are for peasants and tea partiers.
http://bit.ly/KS8G1j
Chief Justice John Roberts arrives for a lecture on the history of the US Supreme Court at the Old University of Malta, in Valletta, Tuesday, July 3, 2012.
Full transcript:
“Good morning. Last Thursday I ended the Supreme Court’s history by making it a vestigial rubber stamp. Thank you.”
Thing is, according to that ABC story, he couldn’t or wouldn’t explain his change of heart.
I don’t really know what many of the “leaders” think this country is about anymore:
http://washingtonexaminer.com/afl-cios-trumka-right-uses-freedom-to-dupe-the-public/article/2501238?custom_click=rss
Okay, Roberts fucked this up. Assuming the law stands, isn’t there the possibility of re-visiting the constitutionality of the tax itself after someone’s been forced to pay it?
No, Leon.
Damnitall.
Leon, Roberts said that congress can’t compel you to engage in commerce unless they compel you to do so with a tax. So, I doubt he would find in favor of the people in such a case.
Coffee strikes again! http://is.gd/EDrT9D
Oh, I don’t expect Roberts to be the deciding vote by then. He’s shown how responsive he is to public pressure. He’ll collapse under the weight of it before too long.
Andy, how is the puppy?
Scott, it’s correlation. Who sits in the hot sun drinking coffee?
Me.
She’s good. Having a fun time at the beach.
“When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.”
The U.S. Government, including all 3 branches and the 4th estate, are rotten and corrupt to the core.
Me.
Freak!
Are you in Martha’s Vineyard or Nantucket? Or Cape Cod or….
Roberts absolutely crapped every bed with his “ruling.” Shameful in the extreme.
And I repeat, THE LAW COULD HAVE BEEN STRUCK DOWN IN ITS ENTIRETY!!
He’s in Provincetown.
…
I’m not judging him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06pIHuL631c
I nominate Honey Badger for Chief Justice of the Awesome Court.
second
Do we have a quorum?
Honey Badger don’t need no quorum.
No quorum, no badges.
Cape Cod
He could be in Dennis.
I’ll have one of those. I’m celebrating the passing of my online Defensive Driver course. And that it’s a holiday Tuesday.
I move that we take over the media first. Some of those bastards have been on my “Special High Intensity Training” list for a long time.
>> He could be in Dennis
That’s a town, right?
http://dailycaller.com/2012/06/27/usda-suggests-food-stamp-parties-games-to-increase-participation/
A pamphlet currently posted at the USDA website encourages local SNAP [food stamp] offices to throw parties as one way to get potentially eligible seniors to enroll in the program.
That’s one party where you want to show up already in your cups.
Could be, Scott. Could be.
“That’s a town, right?”
HA!
So the assholes are desperate to get more people on food stamps?
The world is upside down.
Bingo, Mare.
Mare – Read my comment below the excerpt from the Declaration of Independence. . .
I do think that the greater goal is to so stress the populace that we do revolt en masse. Despotic socialism is sure to follow, which is what our would-be feudal masters want anyway.
And yes, socialism = feudalism, it’s just less honest about it. Actual feudalism would be preferable. Better a king than a prime minister.
Special High Intensity Training
I did that for awhile. Tanked my central nervous system.
http://bit.ly/O2aDcG
In this file photo taken Thursday, Feb. 4, 2010, an Electronic Benefit Transfer card, food stamp recipients use to purchase food, is seen at the Sacramento County Department of Human Assistance in Sacramento, Calif. (AP Photo/Rich Pedroncelli, File)
Maybe Clownifornia could offer to issue different levels of food stamp cards to generate interest. You know, like AMEX. Gold, platinum, black. Oops, scratch that last one, too racist.
Maybe you could upload your favorite picture to go on your card, like at Capital One. Perhaps the tattoo you got at 2AM after visiting the Pai-Gow poker casino. Or your home theater setup, on top of the orange crates.
Andy, if you’re in South Dennis, I’d keep that to myself.
I’ve picked a hell of a time to limit my drinking (stupid fatness). Really need to rethink that.
I think it’s over. Even if we win in the short run, the teachers union will turn out another generation of voting idiots
Youngsters today don’t know what freedom is.
I’m making sure that mine do: taking them out shooting this weekend.
“..the teachers union will turn out another generation of voting idiots”
I’ve ruminated on this myself, it’s more than an uphill battle. I don’t know what you call that but it’s not good.
But I’ll never be willing to “give up.”
Not giving up, just resolving to not stroke out over stuff I can’t change.
I don’t stroke out either.
Pick your battles. You can’t keep the amps at eleven forever. It’s not good for you.
Pot and cartoons maybe involved.
Remind me, in Canada do they tax you for not doing something?
Ah the benefits of self-employment.
may be too.
“I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!”
“Youngsters today don’t know what freedom is.”
I’ve done what I could with my girls. Given them books, discussions, talked about liberty, freedom, the Constitution, people dying for the reality of freedom (not theory bullshit). They know how to use a bow, how to shoot rifles, handguns, and assault rifles. They have traveled freely between states, and have been encouraged to not make decisions necessarily for reasons concerning money/security. They know that doing the right thing always has a cost. And they know the difference between right and wrong and seem to have a conscience about it. They know that hard work is good for themselves, their family and their country. And they know that relying on other people for stuff is a losing proposition.
They know that responsible people do things, take charge and don’t expect others to carry the ball. Responsible people have to do the scut work and I’ve made sure that they know they aren’t too good for that or any job.One is more responsible than the other but I’m hoping maturity will round that out.
Now, do any of you know 2 excellent young men they can marry? Hostage offspring wedding perhaps?
in Canada do they tax you for not doing something?
I think there is a taxamandate-penalty if you don’t buy back bacon.
>> Remind me, in Canada do they tax you for not doing something?
No, they come in the front door with single-payer, as opposed to getting back-doored by Obamacare.
I think there is a taxamandate-penalty if you don’t buy back bacon.
I don’t like the precedent, but it makes a hell of a lot more sense than our law.
Not stroking out……yet. We didn’t give up when the German’s bombed Pearl Harbor!
Mare’s right. Psychotic… but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part!
And we’re just the ones to do it.
No, they come in the front door with single-payer, as opposed to getting back-doored by Obamacare.
Which is why so many Canucks cross the border every year to get treatment.
“And we’re just the ones to do it.”
YES!
The gas bubble in my eye is completely gone now. Done healing. I see better from it now than before. So I need a new right lens in these spectacles, one that doesn’t correct distance shit.
I’m a pretty fortunate man. Next week I get a new knee.
Lost 16 pounds over the past three months.. it’s slowed down now, just the steady pace it becomes when you settle into the low carb thing.
Also I found $20
My health care plan remains the same: never get sick.
Obama was right!
Hey, do you have an artificial lens now, DiT?
Did anybody lie in wait for anybody else today?
I’ll bring the booze….a car full!
George, I don’t now, but I will in a couple years. A near 100% chance I will get a cataract from this.
I want a laser-beam lens when I get it replaced.
“I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!”
The way I heard it last, I think from “The Boys In The Band” was;
“I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me Librium, or give me meth!”
Today, I installed a clandestine nuclear facility on a Caribbean island, designed to alter ballistic missile trajectories, it’s staffed with hot Asian babes and includes a flame-throwing tank.
Other than that, a slow day here.
The MIL got a very interesting pair of artificial lenses in her eyes… they are essentially multifocal, like progressive lenses (the line-free versions of trifocals). Doesn’t need glasses at all now, and she is in her sixties.
I’m losing weight so I can wear a white bikini while on George’s island. Also, a knife scabbard.
George,
I’ve got two artificial lenses, as does BiW (same Doctor). They work great!
Since I’m gonna be laid up for 4 days in the hospital next week all hopped up on morphine, and there ain’t no way I can hobble down outside for a smoke, might as well start kicking the smokes.
Must be Tuesday, huh, Eric?
George, I have relevant experience and would like to send you a resume.
Just keep it on file if you don’t have a current opening.
I just watched Dr. No, George.
Greg Gutfeld on John Roberts: “He said balls and strikes. He didn’t have the balls to strike it down!”
>> Also, a knife scabbard.
How YOU doin?
*Ursula Undress, a Great American actress*
I have shitty insurance, so the multi-focal lenses would have been $4k out of pocket. Could buy a lot of $15 readers at Rite-Aid for that.
Yeah, Tuesday. Tomorrow it’s maintenance on that frigging space station where I keep the missing space shuttles and the anthropocidal virus weapons. Plus, jet lag is a bitch from orbit.
*Ursula Undress, a Great American actress*
Actually, her name is spe–ohhhhh, ISWYDT.
Weird, but I thought the “feeling/thinking” since stuff had supposedly been leaked, was that the country was pretty okay with striking the law down completely. Everyone was anticipating it and relieved. I may have been reading everything incorrectly. Only the media and FAR lefties were getting nervous.
Why would he ruin his own and the courts reputation at the last minute? So strange.
Do you ever think that maybe we’re getting too old for this, Eric?
George, I have relevant experience and would like to send you a resume.
Are you keen on wearing jumpsuits and holstering automatic weapons at all times, yet you are incapable of actually hitting a secret agent on the loose? Are you willing to die in a fireball to please an employer who likes putting tarantulas in people’s beds? Then there may be a place for you with our organization.
Getting too old? Hell, I’m dead. Since 1950.
I’ve been callin her Ursula Undress since I was a twelve year old kid wan… uh, appreciating her talents in moments of.. solitude. Yes. That’s it. Solitude.
In HS, I was a projectionist/stage-hand.
We had a real theater with 35mm corbon-arc projectors, just like downtown!
At lunch, I’d show one reel(18-22 min) a day. When I ran “Dr. No” and “She” (both Ursula movies) the male staff was all there!
Heh… just watched “She” a couple of months ago. Can’t say it holds up too well, despite Ursula’s Assets.
George,
Consider the date. It was first-run downtown when I ran it and I showed it for free. She looked ‘Mahvelous’!
Dave, 2015
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUZgPfdkWis
http://bit.ly/NvEPfc
Gallup: When asked in June to identify the most important problem facing the country, a whopping 94 percent of Americans named something other than health care as the nation’s top problem, Gallup reported.
The economy (at 31 percent), jobs (25 percent), dissatisfaction with government (12 percent) and the federal budget deficit (11 percent) were all mentioned in front of health care
Getting too old? Hell, I’m dead. Since 1950.
I hear you, man. My avatard fought in WWII.
Oh yeah, Ursula was a stunning vision to my adolescent mind too. “The Blue Max,” even her bit in “What’s New Pussycat?” No complaints about Ursula.
>> Gallup: When asked in June to identify the most important problem facing the country, a whopping 94 percent of Americans named something other than health care as the nation’s top problem, Gallup reported.
Well, duh! That’s because Obamacare fixed it.
/Jay Carney
Damn, I’m old!
I remember showing Dr. No, Pink Panther, Shot in The Dark, West Side Story, and their ilk(it’s like a big deer) while they were first-run!
It’s been a LONG time…
George, you had me until “incapable”. I can kill any secret agent not named “Archer”.
And, honestly, I’ll strangle that motherfucker with dental floss if it’ll give me a shot at Cheryl.
“Fuck you asshole”
I will have a monotone, death robot voice. And my eye will see through bras.
I need that. But I swear I shall only use these new powers for good.
I’ll strangle that motherfucker with dental floss
We like your style. You will advance quickly in our organization.
Comment by leoncaruthers on July 3, 2012 4:43 pm
Turns out today really was more test than interview.
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Did they ask you how many bullwhips you had stuffed up your ass?
Did they ask you how many bullwhips you had stuffed up your ass?
Sadly, no. That would have made the “do I even want this job?” question much easier to answer.
Dental floss?! A paperclip or a toothpick!
Leon,
Are you going to be writing autopilot/terrain-following software for C-130Js?
Please say “No”.
Now, do any of you know 2 excellent young men they can marry?
I know one. He comes from a great family, his mother is awesome, he has a good job, no debt, and has seed money in the bank.
I know one. He comes from a great family, his mother is awesome, he has a good job, no debt, and has seed money in the bank.
So you don’t know any of the Levi Johnston family, then.
They do a variety of AI stuff, Chris. Language recognition and parsing is the only specific thing I’ve heard so far, along with a heavy emphasis today on rule-based systems.
I’m not sure I want it in any event. I’m getting sorta-semi-kinda-good at SAR, and my current job is easy more days than it isn’t, so any inclination on my part to leave it is really just about money.
Beasnson sounds perfect for Maredaughter. We should arrange a marriage posthaste. They can meet later.
Speaking of language recognition, I gotta say the dictation feature on the current iPad works remarkably well. Now if I can train it to understand “less than sign lowercase i greater than sign.”
They can meet later.
Hear! Hear! That’s how the dot Injuns we know, do it. Compatibility for the win, first. Lusty stuff later.
Mr. Beasn went out and got his bird-day present of an IPad. He used my red card and daughter’s discount. $70 off.
Someone tell Car in that it’s pretty neat.
“seed money in the bank………….”
Sounds so Little House on the Prairie.
He’s 22, pepe. A good catch for a nice girl that likes babies.
They are young and healthy. Lust is easy for such as they, and we already have the important compatibilities assured by their mothers.
Oh. Day off tomorrow!
I forgot.
*lights bong full of crack and embalming fluid*
Mr. Beasn went out and got his bird-day present of an IPad. He used my red card and daughter’s discount. $70 off.
He won’t be sorry. Get a copy of the Goodreader app right away. It’s like the swiss army knife of apps to read pdfs, text files, listen to audio or watch video, etc.
Plus you don’t have to go through iTunes to use it, only to buy it.
*lights bong full of crack and embalming fluid*
You’re tapering off, I see.
I’m not really kidding, I kind of wish my parents had known someone worthwhile when I was coming of age and had been better about discouraging me from getting too serious with my HS girlfriend. I might not have an ex-wife if they had.
>> *lights bong full of crack and embalming fluid*
Ima have to go in for a bit tomorrow, crunch time on a proposal.
No crack pipe for Dave tomorrow.
*lights a little candle for me*
Beasn, don’t think I haven’t thought of him. I have a 22 year old daughter. She loves to work, she’s beautiful* and she’s looking for a nice guy.
When we are with her we laugh at guys practically tripping over themselves to look at her. She seems kind of oblivious. She’s shy and kind of uncomfortable flirting.
Hell, if I’d just been single when I got to college…
Don’t know if it is either good or bad in the big picture, but I didn’t get married until I was 45. Both of us knew what we were doing precisely. Naturally, this is impractical for most of us. I think attitudes about marriage fifty years ago were probably better overall, though imperfect of course. Certainly the sixties did us few favors.
I am content with Herself. She is very, very good to me AND she makes me laugh.
That asterisk is potentially troubling.
The existence of Maredaughter is dependent on whether Mare is a real person or not. Will we ever meet her to find out?
Maredaughter only exists if John Roberts declares her existence a tax, even though reality describes her as a person.
Forget it Jake, it’s postmodernism.
I met my husband when I was 15 and married him when I was 22. I knew a good thing when I saw it. We were compatible on the things that counted. ..religion, desire for family, pro-life, finances, humor, goofyness, etc.
Laughter is a must.
Met my wife in college. We’ve been together almost 29 years. Yikes!
hahahaha…Sean, I meant to add the asterisk on the bottom sentence.
I wish I had met Her somewhat earlier, only because the sooner you get started as a couple, the further you will go, provided you are of one mind on the route. As it is, I’m happy I met Her at all, no matter how long it required.
“Laughter is a must.”
Yes.
We laugh all the time. And our girls are laughers too. My youngest has a sharp wit. My oldest is fun to be with because she laughs at the stupid crap we say.
Ima have to go in for a bit tomorrow, crunch time on a proposal.
Oh boo hoo.
Try spending Thanksgiving in Australia because a negotiation ran over. You can’t buy a turkey dinner in Australia. We ended up doing Chinese.
We ended up doing Chinese.
You know, that may be read in ways you don’t anticipate.
“You know, that may be read in ways you don’t anticipate.”
hahahahaha
*George, please email me and explain “doing chinese.”
Met Herself in ’77, married her in ’84.
What were you waiting for MCPO? Christmas?
To be fair, you can get some really good Chinese food in Melbourne.
*George, please email me and explain “doing chinese.”
As if you didn’t know.
>> Try spending Thanksgiving in Australia because a negotiation ran over. You can’t buy a turkey dinner in Australia. We ended up doing Chinese.
And this is a cry-story why, again?
You know, beasnette’s boyfriend is coming to town again this month. At first I was almost appalled at her exhibiting some of her most goofy behavior in front of him but then she said to me, ‘Mom, if he can’t accept me for who I am, then what’s the point?’
Mr. Beasn said that on the first night he was here last time, he got up to retire for the evening, looked at them and said, ‘You know where your room is and you know where your room is. I shouldn’t have to say anything else. Good night’.
Mare – The Navy separated us, and I was married and divorced in the meantime.
>> ‘You know where your room is and you know where your room is. I shouldn’t have to say anything else. Good night’.
Dads of daughters come up with the most chillax shit ever.
I approve.
My husband and oldest daughter were diving in Hawaii and one of the guides was so good looking that my youngest told ME to “control myself.”
He stayed with my daughter (and husband) the whole time and gave her, while they were diving, a neat puka shell he found (she says, “it was so perfect, him handing it to me while diving, one of my favorite things to do!”). He was obviously flirting with her and my husband was encouraging conversation on the boat but she was just too uncomfortable to flirt and make a connection. My husband has even encouraged her to email the dive shop and ask about t-shirts or something.
She really thought he was neat but couldn’t pull the trigger (SYWM). She knows it and we’ve talked about it some but it’s hard for her to make the next move, partly because she isn’t going to sleep with anyone (casually for sure) and doesn’t want to appear forward, then a tease.
“And this is a cry-story why, again?”
My thoughts exactly!
what up party people!
For your viewing pleasure.
http://criminallyweird.mee.nu/some_aaron_pics
Ah, the second picture is absolutely fantastic, Will!
Holy smokes babies make the world a better place!
Awww.. the ones of him sleeping.
Something about a sleeping baby.
*grabs Sohos and tosses her into the convertible, hands her a cold beer*
Hold on.
Oooo Baby pics. Thank you, Will! The one of him in the Sun Devil onsie is the best. Of course.
*flashes double forks*
Aspen Extreme isn’t as good a movie as I recalled.
Except Finola Hughes. She’s every bit as hot as I remembered.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8odsl7cQhI
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ll have what Sohos is having.
Little bit of that back road, little bit of that ol top down
Me too, Cyn!
*tosses Cyn a longneck*
You ain’t gonna believe this shit now. Even while it’s happenin.
Thanks, WiIll!
He’s growing fast
*fishes into the cooler and pulls one out for mare*
We all be back later suckas.
She really thought he was neat but couldn’t pull the trigger
My daughter is the same way. I egg her on and she gets mad. She doesn’t know how.
Maybe a dropped hint at cute dive guy that she is very shy and that maybe he should give her his number. And then add that he should keep in mind that you just got out of prison.
Weeeeeeee Tooooooo!
Always tell em “I ain’t afraid of goin back to prison”
Beasn, I like the way you think.
We egg her on too! I’m glad we have this problem as opposed to the opposite.
For a second, I thought Dave said he fell into the cooler.
Thanks, Dave!
if you chicks neglected scrunchies for flyin hair, it’s ya own damn fault.
*takes a pull and heads up 58 like I got a rocket in this thang
hahahaha…Dave KNOWS! Yes, I brought my scrunch!
Always tell em “I ain’t afraid of goin back to prison”
Remember that Texas father who killed the pedophile hurting his daughter? With his bare hands? Yeah in twelve years or so, it’s going to be a very brave boy to ask her out.
Pffffft.
*unties pretty scarf from pocket book, ties it on head all Grace Kelly style*
Faster, please
STUPID AUTOCORRECT!
I see Cyn is trying to make me look bad….(wouldn’t take much).
Makes casual comment, “my mom wears scarves like that!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTnkM0RL1hI
Willum, yon aaron is particularly excellent, you and peelio are to be commended
We’re gonna be in Port Aransas, hittin the ferry before The Crazy Cajun closes. We’re gonna close it down.
*puts on my Wayfarers and hits it*
shakes fist towords AZ
CYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNN!
I am now on husband’s IPad. I like it. Please notify Car in.
Aaron is a doll baby.
This thing is the shiznit for taking pictures.
I’m buying shots!
>> I’m buying shots!
Why should the lapeeraloozas have all the fun?
Hand me a beer.
Done and done!
OMG! It’s a giant iTouch that refreshes.
Pro-tip. After we jump all over those crawdads, snausages, taters (I ain’t eatin those) and crab legs, don’t rub your eyes.
Not until next Tuesday.
*this is wisdom and I fuckin earned it*
*pulls another prettier scarf out of her pocketbook and ties it on Mare*
Now, hand me a shot and let’s do this.
Yes, the iPad is the gateway drug. Your eyes are getting sleepy. You will bend to zombie Steve Jobs’s will.
*shakes fist toward OK* Krowww!
>> Now, hand me a shot and let’s do this.
I have always admired, your style.
“These Grace Kelly scares look fantastic on US, Cyn!”
*actually thinks it works with Cyn’s cheekbones, makes my face look puffy
Important Announcement!
My husband is smoking a brisket tonight. (Your whore mouths, shut them!)
Beasn, have you tried leveling your kitchen table with it yet? Or scraping your shower tiles? You will LOVE its versatility. Love, love, love it!
My husband cut the brisket on his!
My husband is smoking a brisket tonight.
If it’s his first time, tell him to go slow. And don’t inhale all the way.
After sex, Mare smokes a ham.
hahahahaah….You always slay me with your drug references.
*calls child protective services of Arizona
hmmmmmmmm brisket
Tell him to toss a few iPads in the smoker for a really deep and rich flavor that permeates the meat.
Sohos, it was terrific last time!
xbrad, smoke your own ham!
Hey, it’s not a sausage fest!
*seethes at the cuteness of the wisps of hair poking out from Mare’s Grace Kelly scarf making her look younger*
Shall we do another shot?
After sex, Mare smokes a ham.
That’s awesome, even without the sexual innuendo.
>> Shall we do another shot?
Like you have to ask.
Also, girl hair, chicks. Lookin good, and I know how hard that is to do in a top down Mustang.
It’s like you all did it for me, or something.
*leans on the horn*
Aaron is getting to be a big boy! He needs his sleep ’cause growing up is hard work!
“Shall we do another shot?”
Let’s not ask stupid questions…of course!
*I saw a commercial for Jagermiester today. I’d never heard of it before hanging out here and now I see a commercial?
It’s a sign that you need to be at a meat-up, Mare. It just is.
Jagermiester *immediately starts sweating*
Dunno about iPads, but the iPhone does well in a blender.
http://bit.ly/pFrjp4
Sohos – yes!
Cyn, Sohos, Mare.. girls did you just see that chick in the Lexus flash her tits? Tell me you saw that.
She was callin you out. In your face girl bullshit. She’s probably an Obama voter.
I know you ain’t gonna let this go unanswered.
For America.
…
and Dave
mostly America
cyn, its officially summer, the 71st st. QT was robbed
ok, one more small drink and I’m out.
*Flashes that stupid Liberal Bitch*
It’s a sign that you need to be at a meat-up, Mare.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
oh… wait….. yer serious? You honestly believe tha mare really exists?
mare is one of rosetta’s sockpuppets.
I saw nothing, Dave, but I’ll flash her on your word and principle alone… and with the help of this Jagermeister.
that’ll teach her a lesson she won’t soon forget.
*honks the horn .. mare, hold my beer.. ok wait there’s cupholders around here somewheres*
>> but I’ll flash her on your word and principle alone
God bless America.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3sMjm9Eloo
Sohos was ALWAYS better!
G_d Bless Sohos and the united states of John Wayne
mare is one of rosetta’s sockpuppets.
Ahhh, you may be right, but it is the prettier less-smelly puppet.
Aaron is so cute! Love the faux hawk!
but it is the prettier less-smelly puppet.
they both smell like raw shrimp.
C’mon, up the ante. You’ve gotta moon the liberal witch!
*waves flags proudly at Dave*
Does anybody know how many five star hotels there are between Katy and Port Aransas?
Curious, is all. Just wondered.
but it is the prettier less-smelly puppet.
–they both smell like raw shrimp.
How do you devein a puppet, anyway?
Time for a shower and bed. Y’all have fun and watch out for the cops!
they both smell like raw shrimp
They just need to soak longer perhaps.
How do you devein a puppet, anyway?
with great pleasure….
They just need to soak longer perhaps.
cherry wood chips.
*moons Pepe on his way out*
Sweet dreams!
Just cuz….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I42JIgfnMYE
Hotel, schmotel, Dave, just keep driving!
*replaces empty beer in Dave’s cup holder/Mare’s hand*
heheh i think for now rosetta is henry’s bitch
*checks my watch* We got 45 minutes unless the Aransas Pass ferry stays open late for the 4th.
*puts a scarf on my head in solidarity*
Just cuz….
as much as I hate to speak ill of the dead…..
fuck him.
Elmer Gantry has seen his last campaign.
How’s the smoker, Wiser?
sorry, but just stopped by to let you all know I’m alive.
I have no humor in my soul, so I’m out.
life sucks. and continues to suck more each day.
maybe I’ll be back again soon, but life sucks.
later.
Does anybody know how many five star hotels there are between Katy and Port Aransas?
Same number as people who like you.
G’night, party peeples!
cherry wood chips
Gotta be better than the iPads for sure.
I don’t care. I’m going to bless the many times Andy made me laugh.
And there were a lot of times, including that scene in “No Time for Sergeants” when he rigged the toilets to salute the inspecting Colonel. (also the actor who played Mr. Drysdale in “The Beverly Hillbillies”)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqg4rJPUxGs
*hands wiser a beer and a punch on the shoulder*
Sweetest of dream, Master Chief.
*hands wiser $1.32 in cab fare* This goes a long way. I know
i shall miss ole ange
Why does Wiser say Fuck him? Is he some flaming liberal or something?
Elmer Gantry shilled for Obamacare.
Yes, Sohos, an “O” fan.
Something like that Sohos.
That bitch in the Lexus, you should moon her your smaller butt. Teach her a lesson.. she’s got Taco Bell wrappers in the side pockets.
…
Just sayin. She will so envy you.
*honks the horn*
I am now at 14k words on my novel. Sohos better get ready I am kicking ass and taking names. If anyone is interested in reviewing critiquing or helping me please let me know.
Also Pupster ROCKS! and has a heart made of solid 24 caret GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Sohos, Ocare shill. My hubby accused me of wanting Andy Taylor to die.
*flashing lights now and running it up to 80 cause we gots 75mph markers now*
I am ready when you are Vman. .Well in regards to AG, my Dad loved that skit and he is the biggest Conservative on the planet. He puts us all to shame with his O hate etc…so if we are to say “FUCK him” to all the O lovers well we would never watch TV or a movie or listen to music ever again. *hugs Wiserbabe*
“My hubby accused me of wanting Andy Taylor to die.”
You want Duran Duran to suffer?
http://bit.ly/15FoTf
Andy Taylor was the NOT HOT one of Duran Duran
There’s a few out there that aren’t O fans, and more coming out everyday.
http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-07-02/your-farts-will-never-smell-again/
*fumbles around.. OH there’s my beer!*
Shit! That is prolly going to show up on my fb wall now XB
Heh. I can bad mouth Matlock all I want.
I wonder if, in a pinch, a pair of odor eaters could substitute for the fart pad. A boot in the ass.
AG was before TV shows felt they had to have “very special episodes” and were just about entertainment.
hey oso, want a beer?
Thanks, Dave. Do you have any Michelob Ultra?
*hands a Grace Kelly scarf to Oso and giggles*
Anyone remember AG in Rustler’s Rhapsody playing against type?
ask the half dressed chicks who are mooning and flashing some bitch in a Lexus.. I been tryin to keep that car in range for an hour.
I’m like that, yo.
*hugs the girls* Tomorrow we hit the beaches.
Dave rests.. because, daaayum he will need it
Just make sure it’s not an Isadora Duncan scarf.
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/dancer-isadora-duncan-is-killed-in-car-accident
Rustler’s Rhapsody was so bad it was good.
them Grace Kelly scarfs are lethal enough.
Properly applied though, and I keep this thing on the road.. whoa
whatever Andy Griffith shilled, i prefer to remember Sheriff Andy Taylor Deputy Barney Fife and all of my old friends in mayberry
Sohosohsostinky?
Just make sure it’s not an Isadora Duncan scarf.
Boooooooooo!
Beaches…yay! I’d better go rest up too. The waves, they are big sometimes.
I could never decide who was more elegant: Audrey Hepburn or Grace Kelly.
my beaches were awesome
Oso, RR was a lousy movie, agreed, but a few things about it made it necessary to keep watching all the way through.
Happy Independence Day my beloved compatriots We live to fight another day
Everyone likes nude beaches.
I have lots of flypaper movies that suck. MST3K couldn’t redeem all of them.
Everyone likes nude beaches.
False.
I like my nude beaches.
Dave out.
Sorry, I meant “bitches.”
G’night, Dave. I don’t even like seeing Canadians on American beaches. (Thongs shouldn’t come in that size)
good night all
Cyn ill have a drakes soda in your honor
Speedos: the greatest public eyesore since spandex leggings.
Oh, well okay then.
I think everyone should wear boardshorts.
Hey now, depending on which hottie is wearing them, spandex leggins can be a very good thing.
oso may I tell you the anecdote about my emerald green butt thong, and yardwork?
It’s not pretty
Was that originally posted at your blog and referenced at IB?
Sadly the spandex quotient at Costco or Sam’s Club usually fails the hottie test.
Don’t you have a 4th of July parade there too or am I imagining things?
Emerald Green Butt Thong… I saw them open for Twisted Sister in 1986.
HAH.. no, it’s not a post, it’s a running joke I inflict on people
It is usually paired with Julio the pool boy if I remember correctly. Emerald Green Butt Thong would be a good name for a Parry Gripp song. Revvy could do the animation.
I “lalala” when people talk about nekkid swimming. I have a story.
The story goes, I used to mow the lawn wearing nothin but my favorite emerald green butt thong. Dogs barked, children cried.
Cops showed up.
There is a post about the 4th parade, last time I had to go watch one cause my kid was in it. Sheesh it’s fucking hot for those things.
http://daveintexas.wordpress.com/2008/07/04/hey-heres-a-reason-to-put-up-a-new-post-here/
Well, bonne nuit, mes amis. John Roberts has determined we are all French now, for purposes of rewriting the constitution.
also you have to drink a beer and flash the girls.
That’s the deal.
I don’t make the rules.
*dave really out now, hugs*
Night, GO! DiT, that’s the one! I love small town 4th of July! What type of shoes do you pair with the emerald green butt thong? Mowing while barefoot is dangerous.
From the comments at Dave’s blog:
Hostage material?
Who wears derp shorts?
>_>
<_<
Mare, Sohos, and Cyn somewhere in Texas.
NSFW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3rj7TlzeRs NSFW
HHD is here!