Michael shows up at Indianapolis:
Hostage School Bus:
Xbrad out for a cruise:
ChrisP at the mall:
Dave or wiser’s car:
Have a lovely Saturday, and think of CB sitting in the sun at a baseball game in KC!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldyx3KHOFXw
Cockatoo likes AC/DC:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdRrQnrn2FQ
He looks like he should like this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_Pq0xYr3L4&feature=related
Time to calm down:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNiie_zmSr8&feature=related
This is the worst poat in the history of mankind.
But it smells nice and fresh!
They wrote the theme song for Bill Clinton’s campaign, now they have a love song to Teh One:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyE4CLM0QIA&feature=related
J’ames left out his car:
http://tinyurl.com/86ysew5
Wrong. Mine has a flower on the roof, and a wal mart smiley face on the antenna.
Anybody like cute girls singing catchy 80′s songs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH1O6nyKnow&feature=related
It’s not just any short bus, it’s the midget short bus from 1951.
Stark, what’s your story again?
I was born in Pennsylvania. Just north of the Monongahela.
Comment by xbradtc on June 23, 2012 5:01 pm
Stark, what’s your story again?
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His story…”14??? She told me she was 18!!!”
Dickhole
Back.
Jay, Hotspur’s a douche so his opinion doesn’t count. I gave this post a thumbs up!
Would someone unspam me…. (please please please please do it, Hotspur).
I mare. What ya been doing? I gardened all day. Dug up a zillion daylillies at the old house to put here. Also scored a yuca from a neighbor.
Hi mare. Not I.
Also . Auto correct is learning . It just corrected mare’s name for me.
You guys suck. I’m bored now.
I was busy surviving 98 degree weather
Some asshole is commenting as the awesome “mare.”
This comment is brought to you by the letter ‘C’ as in Cat Piss and Cat Hair.
Moving jobs are the fucking worst.
Excuse me while I go boil myself in Clorox (which is also a ‘C’ word).
Poor Jew.
We should hire Jew to work at lapeerpalooza.
He could help me with my orchids while he’s here. They look sad.
Much better. I think I got rid of all the fleas.
Actually, Carin, it was a good thing. I got a pay check today.
I’ve been working my ass off this week. I mentioned the fire restoration. I had a day on a construction crew, a couple of days of cleaning dorm rooms (college kids are fucking animals. In one of the rooms a bra was glued to the floor with . . .?), moving today, tomorrow I’m flagging traffic in Wheatland, and Monday I’ll be a garbage man.
Ooh. And I got a lead on a two-month roofing job, but the contractor doesn’t know if he won the bid yet.
hey car in since the surgry i have that “Extra Special” spark IYKWIM
Jewstin,
The garbage-men in SEA are pullin’ down $100K/yr! The re-cycle drivers are going on strike unless they get the same money.
Crispy, garbage men in Cheyenne don’t make anywhere near six figures but they do bring in a pretty good wage for here. From the sound of things they’re good about hiring temp-to-permanent and they seem to go through a lot of people.
Nobody seems to want to work. I got work for today, tomorrow, and Monday because I was one of three people who showed up at the agency bright and early this morning.
Jew, you are one of the great Americans
Can Do attitude
Proud to call you an asshole behind your back J/K
G_d Bless
Glad your surgery went well, Krow.
thanks crazyheart, id kill for a painkiller right now tho
Shucks, Krow. I just figure my folks raised me right.
Are you completely bionic yet?
nah, but when i fart the tv changes channels
Nice topic. I’m going to this tomorrow: http://tinyurl.com/7mthulw
Now what are we talking about?
We were calculating how many TV remotes Krow has shoved up his ass right now.
One more than Brad does at the present time.
Paul!
You’re alive? I thought you were dead for a year, for tax purposes…
Where, and how are you!
Andy, that looks fun!
Good! Still living up in Thousand Oaks during the week; I get home maybe 2 of every 3 or 4 weekends, for about five minutes at a time. Been doing this since last April.
Great gig, though, and great client. Should be done by November.
I lurk sometimes, but I got no gas in the tank by the time I get back after work to the apartment I’m renting up there.
How are you? And what’s new with everyone?
Also, everyone here (except you and me) sucks batshit off of cave walls.
Did anybody throw a monkeywrench into anybody else’s plans today?
No, but give me a call. Your mom wants to talk to you.
I thought you were dead for a year, for tax purposes…
I’ve met the man. Trust me, he’s not an intergalactic rock star.
They love me elsewhere. Just not in this dimension.
So would someone please catch me up on H2 events?
Krow is alive and Bionic.
PeeJ & Sohos are single.
Mare is in Hawaii, again.
Sean is sober and ALIVE!!!
Wiser is driving stakes into the heart of his ex-employer, and laughing.
Aggies hubby is home from the Sinai.
Car in is hosting Lapeerpalloza.
Cyn is ready to try a ‘Tough Mudder’.
MJ can almost see over the steering-wheel.
Crazy-Bear is watching the fires approach her house.
Hotspur is in the ghetto-bar stealing WiFi.
Dave-in-Texas is a one-eyed pirate(but getting better!
Andy is Andy, and I am drunk, but you knew that!
Sox is still in Brazil, but checks-in now and then.
He’s living out of a suitcase more than you are!
Hey paulitics!
Thanks, Chris. Love the update. I shall let you live once I return.
Also… heading to Palm Springs next weekend. Brad and I are going to get together. Anyone else nearby?
Oh, and Roamy is off to Flori-duh to meet Vmax & MJ(and work).
You forgot the Hostage Childrens. Rosetta has Master Henry and Will and Mrs. Peel have a little one whose name escapes me at the moment.
Aaron.
And MCPO is a grampa.
Speak of the devil, and she appears.
Made it safely to Orlando, am a little daunted by the drive to Tampa tomorrow.
Where’s PJ?
And Sean, I’ll call you week after next, once I’m off for a few days. Next week is going to be ugly.
Roamie!
That’s right, scott. Hank and Aaron. It’d be easier to remember if I was a Braves fan.
No worries, Paul. Hit me up whenever you’ve got some time.
Guess who had their picture taken wearing the hat her Grandma made for her?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/61777586@N00/7429056738/
That drive is nothing RFH, I have done it in my sleep.
That kid is giving me teh diabeetus, Gramps.
Scott, there’s a tropical storm in the Gulf dumping rain on Tampa. I’m not used to driving in that level of rain.
Awww…DG and her stylish hat are adorable!
Oh….forecast says 1/2 inch of rain tomorrow during the day.
Radar looks much worse than that.
Thanks, Sean.
One of these days we can grab coffee when I go home via the 57.
DG is looking like a little angel!
Looks like Flori-DUH and the coast of NC are getting what Duluth got a few days ago.
Some pictures of the results in Duluth:
http://www.startribune.com/local/159735785.html
Pretty messy!
Duluth got hammered.
Cute grandbaby photo, MCPO.
Did anyone else have to wait on EVERY SINGLE SHOT at the golf course today due to the fact that some dumbasses several holes ahead got 2 holes behind? Well, did they?
Okay, the forecast changed since the last time I checked. It looks like the storm is aiming towards Texas.
>> It looks like the storm is aiming towards Texas.
Bring it.
CB,
What the hell does that even mean? “dumbasses several holes ahead got 2 holes behind.” WHAT?
Don’t you carry a gun?
I actually got out and hit a bucket today… first time I’d touched a club in over a year. Gonna play week after next in Palm Springs.
My backyard is a peaceful oasis right now. Blooms, hummingbirds, lilypads, fish, green lawn, crunchy sugarsnap peas, all at hand.
SO looking forward to having little sis over tomorrow. She’s adorably pregnant with her first baby. Not waddling yet, but has quite the baby bump. In good spirits, cute as a bug, and happy. The really good stage of pregnancy.
Gonna give her a nice pretty day by the pond with snackies and peacefulness. Maybe we’ll do facials. We’ll see.
Thinking of having a cheat day and doing a Hartford-style pizza pie.
Comment by Paulitics “I actually got out and hit a bucket today… first time I’d touched a club in over a year”
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What kind of bucket? Practicing for baby seal season?
We are on the rainy side of the weather, but it is a yankee rain not one of the typical raining so hard you cannot see your hand.
Chris P, it means that group played at a much slower pace than they should have. Pace of play is very important for having a good round. If you have to wait on every shot, it’s a bit like teeing off on the first hole every shot all the way around. Not good. Also, guns and shooting other players is generall frowned upon on most courses.
>> She’s adorably pregnant with her first baby.
Awww.. I’m gonna be an uncle! Or an aunt!
Lauraw, what’s a Hartford-style pizza pie?
What the hell? That slacker Paulitics shows up and all of the sudden there is something brown floating in the Punchbowl.
“If you have to wait on every shot, it’s a bit like teeing off on the first hole every shot all the way around.”
That describes just about every round I have ever played.
It’s also the reason I quit the game.
Maybe we’ll do facials. We’ll see.
**doesn’t make porn joke**
**awards self Nobel Peace Prize**
Hey LAURA! Have a great day with your sister – big hugs.
Yes, Baby Harp Seal Season. It’s the best!
I practice for it by clubbing endangered Delta smelt with dead spotted owls I killed by blowing cigarette smoke in their tiny little nostrils, then putting all the remains in non-biodegradable plastic bags made of DDT and throwing everything out of the window of my gigantic, gas-guzzling, Mother Earth-destroying SUV not made in America as I drive through pristine, ecologically threatened national parks.
Because I can.
Mare!!!!! Miss me much? Because I miss you, whichever one you are.
CB,
I understand. So everyone behind them had to stand around and wait while they got their shit together.
Why could they not let you play through? What would that cost them?
Sounds like the stupid woman at the ‘roll your own’ smoke-shop I went to today. She was done with the machine. All her smokes were in the plastic tub. She could have picked it up and gone to a table and picked them out to put in her box, but sat there, in front of the machine, loading them into her box, one at a time, while I stood there for twenty minutes waiting for her to get her ass out of the way so I could use the machine…
People suck.
/Rain Man
Cool! Remember to start a forest fire and make soup out of giant sea turtles!
My backyard is a peaceful oasis right now. Blooms, hummingbirds, lilypads, fish, green lawn, crunchy sugarsnap peas, all at hand.
You should maybe write a poem about it.
“Moving jobs are the fucking worst.”
Nope. Evictions are worse.
Yes, Paulitics…you need to hang put here more.
Chris P I would have raised hell with ‘em except they were about 5 or 6 groups ahead of me. I made up for it though by playing half ass today. Guess I showed them!
I love my peaceful oasis,
My backyard
It reminds of x Brad T C
The big ‘tard
I would, Mare, but Dave’s mom keeps sexually harassing me.
Hey Mare – Are you under the supervision of the U.S. Marshals or is it a State Dept. thing? hehehehehehe!
MCPO’s granddaughter is outstandingly precious.
Hat + perfect face = win
Oso, a breadier, thicker, chewier pizza bottom than either New Haven or New York style (never cracker-like, or leathery or fabric-like-foldable, like NY can be).
Seriously high-quality italian bread crust. Very prominent rolled edge. Crunchy and dense with delicious burned cheese on it and a fluffy interior.
Because the crust and bottom are sturdy, toppings and cheese are practically piled on with a shovel and lots of good olive oil.
“something brown” …..And it’s not Tushar!
That sounds yummy. We have Philly style, NY style, and Chicago style restaurants. I have no idea how authentic any of them are.
Oso, not very.
NO BREAD!
fuck
When I lived in SE Ohio the best pizza was Domino’s.
Around here nobody orders Domino’s, unless they are drunk or looking for someone to rob.
Philly and New Haven are similar, I think. Neopolitan. That thin crackery crust with smears of toppings. Fuck that, what a gyp.
I had that at a famous place in Philadelphia. What trash. I can’t believe they have the cheek to charge people for pizza, when they’re actually just serving a big tomato-smeared cracker.
If they tried that shit in Hartford we’d hang them naked on the Colt Building.
We like lots of sauce, cheese, and meat on our pizzas here.
When I was in NYC there was this place near 58th and Broad that had the best thin crust pizza. It was like communion wafers thin and crisp, with cheese.
Very cool!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6rmH4vERsM
We didn’t have pizza in South Jersey. We had Tomato Pie, made by Sicilians. . . delicious!
Hartford-style sounds blooming brilliant!
Lauraw,
My pizza-crust recipe was great! Unfortunately, it was lost, like tears in the rain. Oh well, time to die…
/Roy Blatty
My wife and I had the best pizza ever in a little dive in North Beach — Little Italy — in SF a few years ago. Osteria del Forno, or something like that. Unbelievable good.
And she should know. She’s Sicilian.
We have 6-7 pizza joints within walking distance.
I grew up on Greek pizza but the Italians are winning the later rounds.
My grandmother made the most wonderful pizzas.
One was not really a pizza, it was a kind of dinner bread. But we didn’t call it that. She spread raw bread dough across a long pan with lots of oregano, oil, and anchovies squished into wrinkles pressed into the top of it with her fingers, then she baked it. She called it faccia di vecchia, or ‘old lady’s face.’
When she really made pizza, she fried the onions and tomatoes to concentrate them before putting them on the dough…it was really nothing like what you buy in a restaurant, at all.
yum anchovies!
Cynnabuns!
Check your G-String!
Comment by scott on June 23, 2012 11:05 pm
We have 6-7 pizza joints within walking distance.
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You suck. Nearest restaurant is 4 miles away. It’s open for lunch 5 days a week, and dinner on Thursday night (5:00 to 7:00). Nearest pizza is 35 miles away. Nearest decent pizza is 85 miles away.
Best pizza ever = Some little 5 table joint in Motta Santa Anastasia, Sicily. Neapolitan pizza is very different, thinner crust, peas and, usually, an egg in the middle.
Where do you live, Pep?
Pepe, I meant
This is Motta Santa Anastasia: http://tinyurl.com/7z7dlyr
MCPO, where might that be in reference to NAS Sigonella?
I live in the boondocks in New Mexico. I have a lot of elbow room, but haven’t had food delivered in 30 years…..
On a separate note, there’s a small forest fire about 10 miles south of my house. It’s on the other side of the mountains, so probably not a big deal.
xBrad – 20 minute drive.
Wow. That’s a long time.
I’ll have to ask mom if she remembers it.
MCPO, you been playing much lately?
Paulitics – Played Tuesday, Thursday and playing tomorrow. Holding an 11 handicap at the moment.
Cool… I haven’t played in about a year, I’ve been so busy on this project. I’m hoping to play week after next in Palm Springs. Last time I played there was PGA West Stadium, which reduced me to quivering, blubbering mass of goo. It was that good.
I played the best greens I’ve seen (outside of the UK) a week ago at a private country club. Chambersburg Country Club. Oh, and won closest to the pin on a 178 yd. par 3.
Hartford pizza sounds yummy. Lauraw, my hubby would like “old lady ‘s face”. He thinks it sounds delicious.
Sweet. Chambersburg as in PA?
Also… Brad, do you golf?
Paulitics – Yes. The mayor is a friend and puts on an event for MD annually.
Pepe, a new fire? The Bosque fire is mostly contained but we just had a wind change and I’ll have to turn off the swamp cooler. Too much smoke.
MCPO — Love Chambersburg, nice little town. My father did some consulting firm up there many years ago.
It’s been a decade or so since I played. I tried hitting a couple buckets at the range here 2 years ago, but an old injury really, really didn’t like that.
did some consulting for a firm up there.
Brad — Shame, it would be fun to play when I’m there. Think about it.
You play. I’ll sit at the bar and get blasted and post kitteh pics on H2.
We can live-blog it. Where’s PJM? Is she still around?
She’s all the way down in SD. We can call, set up a meat up, and have her cancel at the last minute, per the usual routine.
Sweet. Anyone else nearby?
Bedtime. Later, Paul haters.
I am out Hostages and Hostagettes.
And Mare.
Rain rain, Romy is not going to sunny Florida this week. It is hurricane weather
*Qualifier, Tropical storms are hurricane weather but not as fun as a cat 1 storm.*
Tough day today.
Goodnight hostages and hostagettes.
Same here. ‘Night, all.
I want pizza. fukksized.
nite my dear friends
Dig Esteban’s Retro Pad!
I live 1.25 miles from a Pizza Hut and .75 miles from a grocery store that sells DiGiornos. Ass. Kicked. Hellfuckingyes.
I had a calzone from Costco for dinner. Pretty good.
Wakey wakey.
Jewstin’s going to be able to do career week at school all by himself soon.
Hey paulitics, long time no see. How are things in the gay porn industry?
Last night – I was looking at the best sellers on the NYT list and the kindle list … and I realized just how fucking stupid we are. It’s really embarrassing.
WHen does everyone wake up.
I mean, no one’s up in my house either.
sigh.
Looks worse today.
Drive safe RFH.
Good morning shmoopies.
MORNING!!!!
Good morning children.
I think I’m ready for a second pot of coffee?
Good idea or no?
Lauraw – my garage is FILLED with daylillies I dug up from the Detroit house. Where should I put them?
Over here, or back yonder? Decisions decisions.
Good morning Pepe.
I always wake up when it gets light out. This time of year that means around 5:30. My wife struggles out of bed at the crack of 10:00. 19 year old son is about the same. Morning is the best time of day here. It’s nice and cool, the animals are out, and usually no wind.
*points in a random direction* There is good.
It’s the start of an awesome day loaded with wonderfulness.
See ya later kids. Don’t shave the dog.
Laura always speaks in code.
Don’t shave the dog.
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I’ve been shaving the dog once a week so we’ll have enough to burn at Lapeerpalooza. Nothing says camping like a good ‘ol fashioned dog hair fire.
I’ve been shaving the dog once a week s
Is this a euphemism?
I don’t really want to know.
*throws daylillies into the air and plants them where they land.
Pepe – I wake up with the sun too. 5:30 or earlier. I lay in bed until 6.
In the winter, of course, this all works to my disadvantage.
I’m BORED. And no one is anywhere to entertain me.
*pouts
There’s not even a book thread at Ace’s.
Carin, tell me what you think of this list.
http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/summerreading2012.jpg
My fourteen year old grandson is assigned to read four off the list before school starts. I’m unfamiliar with much of it.
3 cups of tea? (from Hotspur’s list)
That guy turned out to be a fraud. Everything in that book is a lie.
Under Graphic Novels, the first three are:
Palestine
Nelson Mandela
Malcolm X
Translation: white is bad, non white is good.
graphic novels as summer reading? Really.
Not the greatest list I’ve ever seen. It’s got some to pick from – how many does he have to read?
At least Obama’s memoir wasn’t on it.
Graphic novels are great for non readers. Kinda like Cliff Notes for books.
He could knock out the Philip K Dick in an afternoon. His are short stories.
At least Obama’s memoir wasn’t on it.
That will be for in depth class discussion when school starts. Gotta make sure they get it right.
Plus, they can pick out all the right wing racists. They will be the ones that read Huck Finn.
I think it’s pretty weird that Obama made himself the main character in a Very Special Episode of his own life.
Graphic novels are great for FREE READING.
I have a little issue with assigning books that kids wouldn’t pick up for pure pleasure anyway.
I don’t think I’ve ever read a graphic novel. Flipped through The Watchmen in the bookstore once. Kinda like a big comic book.
http://tinyurl.com/6owzq3h
http://tinyurl.com/82vvp4p
Graphic novels are too expensive. I just borrow from the nerds at work. The Watchmen stayed pretty close to the GN. 300 did too. I enjoy the Brian Jacques books even though they are for young readers. Overall, a pretty weak list.
Where’s that whore Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/78r3bdp
Where’s that whore
MareLeon?http://tinyurl.com/7y4y5vd
Did I mention I really like redheads?
http://tinyurl.com/6r9f38q
Hola mi amigos
DD is a red head and she is sick of people calling her a “Ginger” she HATES it
I shall refer to DD as “MaryAnn”
Would she rather be MaryAnn?
I was wrong. He only needs to read three. He can read others if he gets permission from the school.
My daughter has him enrolled in a charter academy high school because the public schools are a cesspool. She won’t let them brainwash him, but recently when I made a criticism of Obama he told me it was racist. So, yeah, he’ll need some retraining at home, but all in all he’s a good smart kid.
I think so. She is mad b/c I wont let her dye her hair. It is so many beautiful colors naturally. Red, gold, blonde etc and so I wont let her ruin it
You’d think a charter school would offer some more challenging books.
They look kinda like a lot of fluff.
Sohos – NO NO NO. Young girls shouldn’t dye their beautiful hair.
I’ve got your back on this one.
That’s how I feel too Carin. She can be upset all she likes she will thank me for it later
Who dyed their hair?
heya sohos, how they hanging on this very hot sunday
Who dyed their hair?
Rosetta.
Henry is destined for a lifetime of facepalming
They look kinda like a lot of fluff.
Maybe because it’s just summer reading.
*shrugs shoulders*
*praises God because he no longer has teenagers*
http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2012/06/excellent-news-would-be-dc-suicide.html
>> Rosetta.
You just made me think about the only places Rosetta has hair. And I fucking hate you for that.
It is excellent!!!! I just got my new mattresses delivered! No more air mattress or shitty twin mattress. Yay!!!
I’ll come help you try it out.
And by that he means fall asleep and take his afternoon nap.
My 36 year old niece jumped out of a perfectly good airplane on her birthday yesterday.
http://tinyurl.com/827q7ok
sohos, you and i are very different, i sleep on a army cot by choice
And by that he means fall asleep and take his afternoon nap.
Hahahahaha
As Capt. Augustus MacRae said “I may be old, but I ain’t dead.”
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with an afternoon nap.
i love an afternoon nap these days
When the “perfectly good airplane” comment was made to my niece her response was “I don’t know how petfectly good it was! There was duct tape on the seams!”
heh
You just made me think about the only places Rosetta has hair. And I fucking hate you for that.
******
I figured I didn’t need to explain this.
Hi Douchetools!!
Hotspur,
The first jump is easy. Up to that point, you really don’t know how terrifying it’s going to be. After that, you know.
I used to be the guy applying the duct-tape. Mostly, it’s so you don’t snag your gear on things and let the parachute lose in the aircraft. BAD things happen when you do that.
>>You just made me think about the only places Rosetta has hair.
Um, how do you know his chin is the only place he has hair? Have you seen him naked?
Dude. I can think, I haz a brain and a body. I don’t have to see it.
Don’t want to neither, see, Dave’s complaint, brain image, et.al. up there
my brain just threw up
When I went the plane was such a piece of crap that the pilot wore a parachute.
Scott,
The pilot ALWAYS wears a parachute. Sometimes a parachute deploys when a jumper is on the step. The ‘chute goes above the tail-feathers and the jumper below. The tail-feathers get bent or removed and the plane stops flying. The pilot gets out…
I’ve seen it happen more than once.
Of course, in the old-days, the airplanes looked like the one in “Fandango” and the pilots and jumpers were all stoned.
Not so much anymore.
It was pretty close to Fandango. Crap that was almost 20 years ago.
NObody told me this defibrillator was gonna hurt so much
I’m sure it’s in the fine print, Krow.
It hurts now? the incision?
I love that movie
This PGA tournament is being played about 4 miles from my house.
I can see the blimp from our yard.
Car In, The Muscles in my arm, and the pressure around the ‘fib
By The By, your posts on your site are friggin rignt on, i hope my post about the hypocrisy about the vag protests weren’t taken out of context
Of course not, Krow.
I hope it feels better quickly.
thankee sai car in, painkillers are a godsend
i knew it:
Back when Sammy Davis Jr was involved in this tournament it was held even closer. It’s where Lee Trevino first met his wife, she was 11 and had a lemonade stand near the 15th hole.
Gawd. I’m getting a “MOM … ” about every 20 seconds.
Too hot to garden. Too hot to run. No car. Lordy.
MOM …
Car, Jeep and golf cart are all freshly washed.
Mom, the power just flashed here.
ROLLING BLACKOUTS!!!!!!
MOOOOOOOOOOOoooom! Car in is acting all high and mighty n shit
MOM, the Royals just tied the Cardinals.
Meat is marinating in Cuban mojo.
Waiting for sis to show up.
*drumming fingers*
Maybe I’ll go ahead and make the salad.
You should have them call you mother.
Sounds like fun Lauraw.
*sigh
You should have them call you mother.
*looks for Cyn
Mother do you think Cyn will like this song.
>> Meat is marinating in Cuban mojo.
WTF? This is a PG site. You watch your language girly girl.
Well played, Mother.
She’s not marinating her She-meat.
I don’t think.
*high fives J’ames
Roger Waters actually did a duet with himself, during the Wall tour. He plays against a recording of his younger self. Pretty cool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdecq5CXJ1A
It’s 97 with a predicted high of only 102.
I hope this cool front sticks around a little while.
Yea well, I’m not used to this kind of temp. It was supposed to only be 83, and it’s 85 right now. If it doesn’t cool off a bit soon, imma have to cut a bitch.
You know, J’ames, since Cyn doesn’t seem to be around today, why not take the H2 to full Pink Floyd Status?
I keep walking outside, intent on doing something productive. I come back in w/in 5 minutes.
why not take the H2 to full Pink Floyd Status?
How about David Gilmour joining Roger on stage, to perform Comfortably Numb in London last year?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUYzQaCCt2o&feature=related
*senses MJ and Cyn breaking out in hives, right about now.
That is what motorcycles are for Car in.
Maybe you can ride to Laura’s for dinner
Maybe you can ride to Laura’s for dinner
Uninvited guest! perfect!
Not Pink Floyd, but you should listen to Voices of Babylon often:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtcCwl_sUWw
It has fallen ONE degree.
Wish You Were Here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT1-sitWRtY
Bet you thought the last link was gonna be this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QCCz4mtd0E
85? *smacks you in the side of the barn*
The Final Cut:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=564xkQxkXco
Echoes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DRd52VP7ks
J’ames, i REALLY like the Floyd, but i REALLY hated the Wall, i loved Division Bell
The Wall is their best known work. I don’t think it’s their best, but it’s close, IMHO. The Final Cut and Wish You Were Here are personal favorites, but I think Dark Side of the Moon is their best.
My personal favorite:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy0ABjAP0TI&feature=fvwrel
That’s a winnah, leon.
wish you were here, i have almost 100 different versions of that song – i love that song like i love Henry and Gracie
That’s a winnah, leon.
Weren’t me, I’m busy at D&D.
Whoa, sorry festus! That’ll teach me to just glance at avatars!
It was me. Even if you don’t like Pink Floyd it has one hell of a sax solo.
One of my favorites off The Division Bell, Coming Back to Life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPvtUjTbV_A
It’s just not the same without Roger. I like it, it’s just different.
Pretty sure this is Cyn’s favorite http://is.gd/9OpnIp
I laughed so hard surfing I swallowed a gallon of sea water.
What was so funny, mare? Was there a polar bear eating a penguin on the beach, or something?
Mare in a wetsuit??!!, Why, I’M stunned!
What is the water temperature around the Hawaiian islands?
Heck, around any islands for that matter – I’ve only ever swum in the Gulf of Mexico, and in the summer it’s balmy near the shore.
It’s 73 degrees here.
Of course, that’s because I set my AC just to watch the Gaia-worshipers cry…..
No wetsuit, the water is about 80degrees. I always laugh when I boogie board or surf because it’s so fun, I love the feel of the water and sandy bottom. And the experience is so altogether great! Ocean, views, everything is just beautiful.
Oh, and when I fall it cracks me up.
I want to try surfing sometime. I liked water skiing, is it similar at all to that? Other than being pulled by a boat, that is.
no no wetsuit?, bare Naked Bikini!!??
THUD!
We went to my super secret lake today and we were the only ones there.
It was awesome.
No wetsuit, the water is about 80degrees
Hostage Community Theater:
The date: March/April 1999
The place: The TiFW living room. TiFW is calling Walt Disney World to ask about an upcoming visit.
TiFW: Yes, hello – we are bringing our family there in October, and I wanted to know if all of your water parks will be open at that time?
Agent: All but one will be open.
TiFW: And is the water heated that time of year?
Agent: No –
TiFW: What is the water temperature like at that time of year?
Agent: Oh, about 80 degrees or so.
TiFW: Dear God, we’ll all freeze to death!
********Long Pause********
Agent: Where do you live?
TiFW: Texas.
Agent: That explains it……
FIN
>>I love the feel of the water and sandy bottom
A sandy bottom feels good until sand gets into no-no places.
Scott, did you skinny dip? You should have.
Jay, I think it’s better than water skiing but I thi k it’s all good.
I better get in the pool again, holy crap it’s hot here
Well, I worked my dick off this weekend, but i think I’m actually caught up, and can start the week fresh. Is it beer-thirty?
I had a bacon sammich with DIET mayo
Zeke has not dried out from the last time he went out. It was a wet week.
You should pick up your dick, first, HS. Even before the first beer.
I can really shake ‘em down. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Muu7FxdCG4U
Ghetto bar!
Master Chief, how is the cutest lil button and her sweet momma?
Krow – Just got off the phone with them. Everyone is doing well. Debra spit up on #1 son today, but he was relieved he was wearing an old t-shirt.
heck Master Chief, thats like golden honey, until she gets to toddling
been dead here all day WTF?
the rumors of my demise are grossly exaggerated
Krow – You feeling better today?
hell Master Chief Im good, i got the luv of the hostagettes and Jesus is my friend, the future looks bright with Henry,Arron, The Tushbabies and adorable Gracie
and by G_d i am an American!
Optimism is an ugly thing.
Good brother. Now, you take care and follow your Doctor’s instructions, K?
Crap – our old dog is finally letting us know that it’s “time”.
I’ve got a 20-yr-old blubbering on the couch – not fun.
I’m just sorry that she’s got to be here for this…..
I’m so sorry, Teresa, it’s a horribly sad, gut-wrenching moment.
Comment by Paulitics on June 24, 2012 8:05 pm
Optimism is an ugly thing.
WFT, im an ugly Mofo so it works out
Trese, sorry to hear about the pooch, ill light a candle for him ok?
Sorry about your doggeh, Tifw.
Poor guy. How long have you had him?
Hi Paulitics, glad you found the breadcrumb trail back to us.
Hey Krow, how’s the ticker?
Sorry to hear about your dog. TiFW.
It was raining for the whole drive to Tampa, with occasional bursts of pouring down like a mofo.
$20.
Is it wrong that I hope that nature takes its course overnight so that I don’t have to take her to the vet in the morning?
I had to put a kitty down many years ago, and while I know that I CAN do it, I don’t want to.
Most of our other critters have just wandered off…..
Paulitics, I think that Lady is almost 14 years old –
DD#3 probably can’t remember a time when Lady wasn’t around.
I’m gonna have to break the news to DD#1 and DD#2 and my dad – he LOVES that dog…..
I know it’s more expensive, but calling in a vet who specializes in in-home euthanizations is much less stressful for everyone involved, most especially the pet.
it’s test time………..so who do I need to distract me from studying?
THE HOSTAGES!!!!!!!!
YAY!
*euthanizes paulitics*
*euthanizes thread*
and sorry about your dog TiFW
*euthanizes self*
PJM, we were bagging on you last night, and it was good.
PJM – I didn’t tell you on FaceChimp how hawt you looked in your latest pikshure.
Just got back from the ballgame. Angels beat the Dodgers 5-3. No overpriced beer was consumed by me.
PJM has been Hawt ever since i met her
the Hawtie’s hawtie
PJM, we were bagging on you last night, and it was good.
I hate it when I miss all the fun.
MCPO, I’m guessing you’re talking about my sunburn picture?
and krow, nice to meet you………who the hee haw heck are you?
who posts under the H2 on twitter? they’re cracking me up. Is it andy?
Brad hates her and I go by whatever Brad says.
No overpriced beer was consumed by me.
that’s cuz you were too busy eating nuts
SERIOKUSLY. I DONRT” SEE ANUY STRAWE!!!
Brad hates her and I go by whatever Brad says.
I go by whatever b-rad says too
SERIOKUSLY. I DONRT” SEE ANUY STRAWE!!!
clearly, I need to frequent the hostages more often
PJM, you gonna stand us up in Palm Springs next weekend?
I didn’t even know you were meeting in palm springs.
guess what? I have a brand freaking new car. It can make it anywhere………gimme the info.
HURRY UP!!!
*crosses arms* *stamps foot impatiently*
We’re staying in Indian Wells, not sure where we’re going to meet up. Brad works near where we’re going to be.
That’s all I know so far. He can’t commit to a place until he’s consulted his vulva.
Of course Sean and anyone else in southern California is invited, but I have no idea who is nearby or would be interested.
Did Romy drive the whole way? I will send out the lifeboat.
Brad works near where we’re going to be.
wait………he works?
He can’t commit to a place until he’s consulted his vulva.
wait……..he has a girlfriend or are we talking about his mother?
wait………are we even talking about the same person?
are you meeting on Saturday?
Vmax, I flew into Orlando, stayed with my brother and his family last night, and procrastinated all day today, hoping it would get better. That system is stalled.
So he claims.
Regarding his vulva, it’s his and his alone. He got it from Rosetta.
http://tinyurl.com/just-meet-here-pjm
I’m bring you my resume so you can pick it apart paulitics. I know you’re all badass like that
Of course Sean and anyone else in southern California is invited, but I have no idea who is nearby or would be interested.
I think I’ll be busy, but fanks anyway.
I think pupster just suggested a hotel for me to stay at while in palm springs
I think I’ll be busy, but fanks anyway.
He’s LYING! I won’t drink if you won’t.
Can’t say that I blame you, Sean. I don’t like my company, either.
PJM, sounds good. Although I’m weeks behind helping Sean on his.
meh, I already sent it to you. I’m kind of a spaz like that.
Help sean first. It’s not like I’m desperate to get out of my current living situation or anything.
wha?
Wait, what? When did you send it to me? Send it again.
Like three seconds ago
i’m very disappointed you weren’t sitting there refreshing your email screen
PJ! Whatever happened with the job prospect?
howdy scott!
I couldn’t physically do some of the stuff they required.
I got on this ramp at this loading dock and I was supposed to step on it and put the ramp down. I got on it, nothing. I jumped. nothing.
and then I wasn’t able to physically pull the bed thing on the truck down.
Soooo, all in all, it’s prolly good they dind’t hire me.
but, unfortunately, I’m not able to be independent. Which is so desperately need
Scott, did you get over to the tournament today?
Can’t say that I blame you, Sean. I don’t like my company, either.
It’s not your company, Paul. It’s the dank, fetid stench.
Thank goodness Rosetta was short Dong
Sorry to hear that Peej
How did you score a new car?
That’s Brad’s aftershave.
It’s the dank, fetid stench.
I promise I’ll wear my shoes!
thanks vmax. I scored a new car by not quitting my snackbar lady job and going to toyota and getting a used van with only 15,000 miles on it. my credit is excellent apparently
That’s Brad’s aftershave.
I wish he’d quit storing it in my shoes
No Paul. I went once, about 38 years ago.
We can’t fix xbrad
andy and dave are funny on twitter.
I feel proud. I’m now following tagnash
You weren’t heavy enough PJ. Bed thing? I am guessing lift gate. Those can be pretty damn heavy.
I award 500 points to PJM for buying a Toyota.
I am guessing lift gate.
YES!!!!!!!! It would have killed me lifting that thing 30 times a day
thanks Tushar. I’ve had several dodge/chrysler minivans, but I know toyotas last for freaking ever
PJM – Did you see the latest photo of my darling grand baby?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/61777586@N00/7429056738/
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ovfkxaTy1qewacoo1_500.jpg
>> andy and dave are funny on twitter.
He sucks
MCPO!!!!!!!!! She’s AMAZING! That one on the porch is cute too.
*spends 500 points from tushar to send mcpo a belated cigar*
We can’t fix xbrad
The vet said he’d do it for $75.
MCPO,
1) Who’s the real grandfather?
2) What’s this got to do with golf?
The vet said he’d do it for $75.
romy, will you marry me when we grow up?
I’d do it for half that and I know what to do
Awright, it’s book study time. Don’t huff any household cleaning products while I’m gone.
I’d pay to see that.
Don’t huff any household cleaning products while I’m gone.
why does sean hate us?
Golf – Shot an 80 today.
80? Piffle. I fully expect to beat that by six shots at PGA West Stadium next week. On the front nine.
The back nine, I’m not so sure.
PJM, I’ll say yes just to see what you’d plan for the wedding.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m623f9KxEf1qd8gt3o1_500.gif
PJM, I’ll say yes just to see what you’d plan for the wedding.
our bridesmaid dresses
pupster just made me have an epileptic seizure.
paulitics…….what day are you guys meeting?
camo. Hot.
what does RT mean on twitter?
ATTENTION CITIZENS OF EARTH!
Longmire is on in 32 minutes.
Carry on.
Goat fabric would make awesome bridesmaid dresses,
No clue. Mister I’m In Irvine and Can’t Think About It Right Now hasn’t called me back.
We’re coming in Friday afternoon / evening, leaving sometime Tuesday.
Goat fabric would make awesome bridesmaid dresses
I wish I knew where to get more
Goat fabric would make awesome bridesmaid dresses,
Just no butt bows.
Just no butt bows.
oooooh, if we’re talking about head butting, we could totally put the bows on our foreheads!
Brilliant idea, romy!
We’re coming in Friday afternoon / evening, leaving sometime Tuesday.
Who’s we? Your woe man?
*parses this information and my brain asplodes*
Gotta sign off for now, kids.
PJM, I’ll follow up with you on your resume.
Pauli – what you said way upthread about in-house euthanasia; I’d been pondering that. I was going to ask their office about it tomorrow (if we need it).
And thanks, everyone – I’ve been dreading this for a while now; I just wish she wasn’t so “sick” right now. I’d always hoped that she would just drift off peacefully one night.
It’s hard, but it’ll be fine…..
PJM, Its me WPDunn
hahaha, yeah. I figured it out after I saw you on twitter.
hows thangs PJM?
We all know what WP stands for.
im not EVILPONY! dammit
HA HA HA
I thought he was gonna say, “whiskey penis”. Shows what I know!
for the record, “I” stand for Bacon, Boobs and BOOMS!
We all know what WP stands for.
hahahahaha
{{{SHUDDER}}}
Jeezus Beasus, must i carry this stigma forever?
this IS totally Whiskey Penis!
you people freakin me out now
it will be ok Dave-O, remember stay away from the brown acid
Jeezus Beasus, must i carry this stigma forever?
Stigmataness is next to Jesusness
or something like that. I’m sure I’ve heard that somewhere before
hi
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LAURAWWWWWWWWWW!!
*tackles her* *licks her upside her cheek*
I LURVES YOU!!!!!!
well PJM, lately ive gotten a little more close to Jesus, had a Defibrillator installed last Wednesday
I LURVES YOU!!!!!!
Two-timer!
*disappears in a puff of black smoke*
*walks back into poat through the side door*
Whose turn was it to replace Peej’s bath salts with better drugs??
roamy, ill always be your crawling king snake
*raises hand*
My bad.. that’s on me.
what the heck. why is everyone accusing me of using bath salts today?
romy, baby, you know I love you
Better drugs?! Obama and Panetta want to raise my med insurance 400% and prescribe nothing but generics!?
BATH SALTS FOR EVERYBODY!!
Zeke wants to go for his 10pm walk.
It is pouring like a MoFo.
I have not worn my leather slicker in a while, maybe we will go for a walk in the hurricane.
Er storm
Why is it that “Bath Salts” make one feel so hot that you have to shed your clothes before eating your friend?
I’ve never understood the physiological reaction.
Or the hunger…
DAVE!
First, Hi.
Hiiii.
Dos, *points to 3/4 of a gingerbread house made out of hashish and peyote*
Still plenty left from Christmas. Doesn’t go bad, man. Help yourself.
I did that.. oopsie
I can certainly understand the hunger. Every seen the juicy thighs on a toddler? Oh man, I could eat those things UP
zeke is a wet works man
Laura,
Watch out for the mescalin. There was a time, back in ’72, maybe, where we were SO f’cked-up that we could not differentiate between the water and the air at a ‘company picnic’. Makes it a little difficult to do the ‘water-ski’ thing and not drown.
Don’t miss those days, at all.
Baby toes PJ, BABY TOES!
Baby toes PJ, BABY TOES!
YUM!!!!!!!!!!!
I nearly drowned at a Allman Brothers show.
someone needs to tell me what the hell “RT” means on twitter
im afraid if i meet any of our mini-morons, id eat they lil toesies up
retweet
>> I nearly drowned at a Allman Brothers show.
That’s a hell of a contact high.
I think Krow is right about Zekester
I nearly drowned at a Allman Brothers show.
Did you fall in the fountain?
Oh…wait……..that’s Dave
Im not a dog man Vmax, but that old feller has the sweetest eyes
I will be cautious about the mescalin, ChrisP. Swearsies.
Re-Tweet, PJ. Someone is repeating what someone else said, to their followers. MT is ‘modified retweet’ where the retweeted content has been changed slightly, usually for length.
ahhhhhhh, thank you lauraw.
Just got back onto twitter for the first time in forever.
I’m a total noob again
Thanks Krow.
You should tweet that, PJ.
Saturday works for me.
And the only work I’m doing is housework.
What is Peej’s twitter handle?
I am Vmaximus and you can follow me. However I suck and do not tweet much.
shouldn’t I “retweet” that?
it’s pjmomma vmax
@fertilemyrtle
>> usually for length.
That’s what she said.
@my17kids
hahaha, shut it krow
Ok, it’s summer. We need to get this party started. I brought the beers, who’s turn was it to bring the funny?
you know i luv ya Peej
DEPORT THEM!
i offered to streak, the doctors veto’d it
NYTOL,
Hugs and prayers for you all.
You should go to Lapeer PJ. Mare won’t be there.
Boo.
‘Sup all?
PJM is coming to Lapeer, right?!
WHAT?
We need a lunch lady.
like now
You should go to Lapeer PJ. Mare won’t be there.
I can’t afford a ticket.
*sighs*
I want to make sure you people don’t eat tomatoes because they’re too Christian, ok?
http://nowlebanon.com/BlogDetails.aspx?TID=2451&FID=6
DAMNIT!!!
i love those jesus orchids
The bats are out early tonight eatin’ up the bugs.
I had a tomato sammich tonight and we growed em and it was FUCKING AWESOME
Jesus grew your tomatoes. Don’t try and take credit for what you didn’t do.
Dave – Wholewheat bread?
Night All
Peej, Love ya girl, remember the sporks!
no enriched flour here, if it white, don’t bite!
*shut up me and Jesus are like this *crosses fingers* so there
hahaha, ok krow. nighy night.
dave, I stand corrected.
Andy? Any comment?
http://tinyurl.com/83nbfyy
Andy? Any comment?
HAHAHAHAHA!
b-rad, when’s the meetup this weekend?
It’s lookin’ like Saturday. I have no idea where. It’s not like I ever go out, so I don’t know any good places.
Jesus is scowling now.
Look what you did.
*it was her, points*
*throws rotten tomato at dave*
Look on the bright side. If you were Muslim, you couldn’t enjoy a tomato. We won’t even go into the bacon aspect.
Thank you Jesus, for tomatoes. I’ll thank God and the Holy Spirit while I’m at it.
and a thick ole slab of bread with some mayo
you throw like Obama.
I like my BLT with no L and sometimes with no T.
You think it might be the mom jeans, Dave?
Nah, I think your newly svelt arms are just figuring out how to toss a baseball over the plate.
Is there an award for smooth? Because you win
They’re all lighter now ain’t they?
*hugs you and heads to sleeps*
Nite my sweets!
Dave’s as shmoov as a grinding wheel.
So we spent all day Sunday on a post about Saturday? What is wrong with this picture? Content people!
I’m very content. thanks for noticing
I’m very content.
Far superior to being incontinent.
I tried to make a new poat and wasn’t able to
awww snoeshoe.. try it again!
well I am snuggled down in my new bed with brand new clean sheets so I am way too sleepy now
New Poat!