Good morning and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.
Today I’m going to be lazy and post some of the hunks that have appeared on Faceplant recently. Thank you to the Moronettes and Hostagettes for teh poat fodder.
Did we have enough of Chris Evans, Captain America? No, we did not.
Gonna kick some ass today.
Face up?
Or face down?
**speechless**
Last one. There was a great deal of discussion as to whether this was too much for FB or not, involving multiple searches for the same pic in a larger size, for better determination, of course. Just so.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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I approve of the Dean Winchester half-butt.
Hate to bring the serious stuff first thing in the thread, but could we have some good thoughts heading towards the Revvy/West household?
We just dropped the dog off at the vet and… well, it seems unlikely that he’ll be coming home.
If nothing else, good vibes towards Revvy Lite (little sis) – she’s graduating from Highschool today and this is really making it hard on her.
That last guy looks really smart, which is always sexy.
Will do Revy.
J’ames – no. There will be no running today. I’ll go to the air conditioned gym for my quality time. It’s supposed to cool down a bit tomorrow. It’s already 80 degrees out and sunny. If it’s overcast … it can be ok (for me) at those higher temps. But if I don’t enjoy it because it’s too freakin hot, I’m not going to do it.
I actually did a four mile run INDOORS yesterday on the track. Beats the heat.
Will do Revvy.
bummer about your pup revvy…. it’s never easy
Thanks guys
Sorry to hear it, Revvy. We just lost a cat, so I can sympathize.
i need to pick up a dSLR for my better half… anybody have a recommendation?
uhhh – preferably suggestions not involving felonies, intercourse with dead animals, etc… thanks in advance
OOps. I think I was supposed to wake my son up for weights. It’s not manditory, and he’s blown off it so far.
He should leave me a fricken note or something. I’m not really dependable for anything until a few cups of coffee are consumed.
Hey Revvy, I love your skull tarot cards. Do you do custom work?
guilt
I do, Pepe – but I’m kinda backlogged at the moment. I have some commissions to work on, and I’m prepping for a convention next month that might land me with more.
Cool Revvy, get in touch with me when you get some time, no rush. Thanks.
will do
We’ll see how much work the convention lands me – it’s possible I won’t get anything.
“workin’ the convention” Low hanging fruit there. Good luck.
Sorry to hear that Revvy… thoughts.
I had to put down my girl on my birthday last month, that was no fun day.
Sorry, Revvy and Little Sis. We do get attached to the little sweethearts don’t we.
Good morning, peeps.
Sending good thoughts your way Rev. And hugs.
Ooo nicee HHD! I like the reader-man. I will have him.
Executive Privilege exercised over F&F docs? Things that make you go, “Hmmmm”.
fack fack fack
Hugs and prayers for the Revvy/West clan. And congrats to your sis on her graduation.
Prayers for the Revvy/West Bunch. Congrats Revvy Lite.
I usually don’t link my own tweets, but this one is important.
https://twitter.com/laurww/status/215261221539160066
LOLOLOLOL.
She-meat-thing kills. Every time.
I bet Jewstin has eaten a she-meat sandwich.
Listen, I didn’t mean that to start a string of jokes here. I posted it as a warning.
*that thing where I point fingers at my eyes, then at yours, then back at mine again*
*returns to corner. Sucks thumb.
So… you fuck what you kill, and kill what you fuck?
Daaay-ummm, The Hump has got it goin’ on.
Poor scott.
So… we just got word from the vet… we’re heading over there in an hour or so to say goodbye to Corbin. And then I have to go to work.
I am SO not in a good head space to deal with bitchy customers.
Sorry to hear that revvy.
{{{HUGS}}} to you, Revvy.
Off to the desert.
Take Corbin’s favorite treats as a good bye – we used McD’s chesseburgers at our last doggie goodbye.
It has been almost 2 years, and I still think about that dog daily.
Keep your laws off of my she-meat! No, that’s not going to work.
Sorry for your loss, Revvy. Corbin will be in excellent company with all of our departed furbabies.
>>she-meat
A new label for HHD? Hmmm.
On second thought…
Still in Detroit. They’re giving away free hudsonville ice cream at campus martius. I crossed the street to avoid.
https://twitter.com/gabrielmalor/status/215493530330734593
https://twitter.com/gabrielmalor/status/215493586408579072
HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYS!
“>>she-meat
A new label for HHD? Hmmm.”
I don’t think so, Cyn … maybe more appropriate for Leon’s weekly trannies feature???
Yeah, we need to rename Muscular Motivational Monday.
Leon’s Salami Tuckers
Mannish Mutant MeatThings
She-Meat Mondays.
I’ll add a “she-meat” tag next Monday.
Mr. Caruthers’ World Of Veins
Small dick or giant fun button?
Bobbing for Adam’s Apples.
Things overheard by MMM ladies: I’d look better with no skin. Got to get rid of this shit. It makes me look fat.
“Does this tucked-under cock make my ass look fat?”
Tucker McNuggets
“I can’t seem to get my forearms big enough. I HATE my body! I’ll NEVER be pretty!”
(sobs and smashes a table to bits with one blow of giant fist)
“They say steroids shrivel up your testicles. My question is, when?”
H8ters h8tin’.
{{{hugs}}} to the Revvy/West clan – sorry about your pup.
I think I’m going to have to have Hunk #2 come to the TiFW and console me…..
So the question of the day at my place is this:
“If a transgendered man asks a lesbian to marry him, is she still a lesbian?”
(I had lots of fun watching DD#3′s face as she tried to think of the answer to that…..)
And my resident “expert” on all things LGBT felt the need to inform me that I am not allowed to call a transgendered man a “man” because “she” identifies as “queer”.
Even sent me a link to a website of “definitions”.
Heya guys.
Our puppy is in doggy heaven now. Turns out he was pretty much riddled with cancer. We knew about a fatty tumor under his leg, but it had metastasized to his lungs and nervous system (at the least). He was such a good dog he never complained though, so we had no idea it was so bad until he stopped being able to use his hind legs properly.
Just received junk mail from “Sample enlargement” with subject “Leave a lasting impression.” It made me picture a permanent goatse.
Which, in turn, made me think of you all.
So sorry about your dog, Revvy. Dogs are the best. Doesn’t matter how many you get over the years, you miss them all when they’re gone.
Thanks Compos. Corbin was my first real pet, unless you count some finches we had when I was like… 2. So it was rough, we’ve had him since I was 9.
we’ve had him since I was 9.
You had him for only 7 years?
Compos? Compos who?
COMPOS. I was just telling someone your story the other day. we were on a soccer field and contemplating the use of an outhouse.
I thought it was appropriate.
Portajohn.
same thing
Laura – it’s PORTA-JOHN compos. You remember him.
I enjoyed your she-meat tweet, humpty dumbty.
Car in, I have no idea what you’re talking about.
So sorry for your loss, Revvs.
*vague, hazy memory*
Thanks Sean.
I don’t have a Twitter account, but if I did, my first tweet would be…
Stranglehold is the anthem that plays in my pants as I’m getting an erection.
Feel free to use that, Princess Humperdink.
Sorry to read about Corbin, Revvy.
*reads up thread*
Oh, hey look…Compos is here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d4eLzUD-0I#t=0m22s
Car in, I have no idea what you’re talking about.
It’s so sad when the memory goes. Don’t worry. we’re here to remind you.
Pups, you’re one of my longest running internet friends. That’s why I will kill you quickly and only schnitzelbonk your corpse for a week before giving it to the crows.
Car in, do you take supplements? I’m taking a daily vitamin that has turned my piss a radioactive yellow. I’m expecting to have superpowers within a week.
Seriously though it’s good to see you around, Compos! Don’t be such a stranger.
Shut up.
I take liquid vitamins. They don’t do that to your pee. The vitamins I got at costco – that came in those little packets of 5 or something separate supplements – THEY did that.
I never got any super powers, but I don’t really want to crush your dream.
It’s a shame there are no newbies around to share your story with.
I think everyone here now knows it.
*pout
Sorry for your loss Revvy.
HEY – you know I went all the way to detroit to pay a water bill. They don’t take a check because … it’s Detroit, I guess. I don’t get what the big deal is, since it’s not as if I’m walking off with X -amount of water at that point … but anyway, so I bring cash. They can always put the money back on my account if the check bounces, right?
Anyway, so I’m Mrs Smarty, so I come prepared with the $$.
They didn’t take cash.
I think I need to repeat that.
They didn’t take cash. I had to take my cash, and get a certified check.
@@.
But I walked all over Detroit today doing my various little tasks. There was a performer playing at Campus Martious, and food carts, and free ice cream. It was hoping. If only the leaders weren’t such feckless assholes, the city would have a chance.
Oh, and I wasn’t murdered. Or even knifed. A homeless guy looked at me sideways, so it wasn’t a complete loss.
They didn’t take cash.
Figured folks in Michigan had reverted to trading fur pelts and such for your necessaries.
They didn’t take cash.
I think I need to repeat that.
They didn’t take cash.
!!!!THGIR SAW LUAP NOR
Oh, and I wasn’t murdered. Or even knifed. A homeless guy looked at me sideways, so it wasn’t a complete loss.
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Did you eat his face?
They didn’t take cash.
I take it you didn’t want to make a scene by telling them that that is illegal?
Figured folks in Michigan had reverted to trading fur pelts and such for your necessaries.
Bullets too. The bullet gallon of whole milk exchange is actually pretty favorable right now for 9mm.
Leon, I sincerely appreciate your triple-M posts to start my week. I could do without the less-than-feminine types, but it takes all kinds to make the world go ’round, eh? To each his own. Concerning taste there can be no dispute, and all that. Who am I to judge those who like a nice pair of jugs and balls across their noses, right?
I take it you didn’t want to make a scene by telling them that that is illegal?
Legal tender for all debts publilc and private. Good point, AD.
I take it you didn’t want to make a scene by telling them that that is illegal?
“Is you frettening me?”
COMPOS!! How’s it swinging, douche nozzle?
Hey C3PO. I’m gettin’ old. After a game of b-ball at the YMCA the other day, I was standing next to a black guy in the shower, so I cranked up the hot water to make sure my dick wasn’t shriveled. All it did was make my balls hang halfway to my knees.
HA! I just got outta the shower. 95F here with high humidity. By the time I got off the golf course, I had a serious case of swamp butt.
I had a serious case of swamp butt.
Discontinuing the shaving of your buttcrack will help with that.
Discontinuing the shaving of your buttcrack
BUT, I shaved PJM’s initials in it!!?!
BUT, I shaved PJM’s initials in it!!?!
M * M
If I stand on my head, it says “WoW”!
“HA! I just got outta the shower. 95F here with high humidity. By the time I got off the golf course, I had a serious case of swamp butt.”
My golfing buddy, Pete, and I refer to that as ass ooze.
Clint – Did you play today?
No, I didn’t MCPO. Won’t play again until Saturday. Had yearly physical and some insurance stuff to handle today.
dickhole
Hotspur – Any particular dickhole you have in mind?
Lawrence O’Donnell
Hahahahahaha
Ace is a fucking genius!
I am not allowed to call a transgendered man a “man” because “she” identifies as “queer”.
Can you call her ‘confused’? She sounds confused.
“Mentally ill” is my preferred term.
tomato, tomoto
Is it just me, or does every one want to hit Bob Beckel about the head and shoulders repeatedly?
I only feel that way about Russel Brand.
Drives me nuts when they use the term ‘queer’ to define themselves. It’s like us and our made up terms and then thinking everyone else should clue in to our stupidity. ‘Hard as tits’ and ‘she-meat’ is not appropriate in the frozen food aisle.
………..Since its emergence in the English language in the 16th century (related to the German quer, meaning “across, at right angle, diagonally or transverse”), queer has generally meant “strange”, “unusual”, or “out of alignment”. It might refer to something suspicious or “not quite right”, or to a person with mild derangement or who exhibits socially inappropriate behaviour.
He’s another one that needs it. Just for G.P.
When i say ‘not appropriate’, I mean shouting them out…not getting hard tits or swinging your she-meat.
I want to beat a lot of people around the neck and shoulders repeatedly.
Where has wiser been?
You seem to be in a queer state of mind.
So with Fast and Furious, why would Barky executive privilege something his AG was doing?
He was just on the blog the other night. Otherwise, I think he hates us.
Why indeed.
Cyn, I usually am. And you get one of these for using the word correctly….
http://tinyurl.com/7hnhydx
Have you ever laughed so hard, it feels like your grin meets in the back of your head and you just know it has to look hideous?
I think only queers like those lollipops, Beasn; but I’m not judging.
That sounds like a meat-up grin. My cheeks were sore for days after both of ‘em.
Yells like Frau Farbissina
SCOTT!
http://tinyurl.com/3xsxk6d
**opens up a new box o’ wine, passes around the red Solo cups.
That sounds like a meat-up grin.
That was me yesterday. I tried to pour some sprinkles out of the large carton they come in, into a shakeable container. It didn’t work, so I made a funnel out of parchment and apparently made the ‘hole’ too small to where I was moving the container up and down in an obscene manner.
I started laughing with snortage, thinking what you goofs would say, and that got my dirty minded coworker going when she ‘recognized’ the movement.
Tears. And I know I looked like the Joker. Brrrr…
Cyn ♥s Roamy
HAHA! That’s hilarious, Beasn!
The H2 Mind.
Can we make Beasn smile just by saying, “I’d like some Hostage sprinkles on that.”
Dan is wearing the same exact shorts as HHD #4 today. Must be the shoulder kitteh that makes the outfit.
Other than me, DaveinTexas and LauraW, ain’t a whole lot of the original crew hanging out any longer.
Dan is wearing the same exact shorts as HHD #4 today. Must be the shoulder kitteh that makes the outfit.
Try it with one of the doxies.
MCPO, XBrad, J’ames, and Vmax aren’t original?
Dan says it’ll take a few more drinks to get him to replicate the pose with a doxie. He’s still popping advil from Sunday’s softball tourney.
What you want.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FOUqQt3Kg0
GREAT NEWS! Zombieland is on FX tonight!
Roamy – Nope.
Makes me want to kick someone’s ass for deleting all that history (and funneh).
Roamy, H2 is better than the original. Just like Diet DP.
s’funny. I thought I’d been around longer than MCPO. Hostagewise, anyway.
But no, technically, I wasn’t an original Hostage. Early, yes. Original, no.
I lurked at the original Hostages.
What the Fcuk is Oso talking about with “Diet” Double Penetration?
I still don’t feel funny enough to be an Hostage.
I lurked for a bit at the original Hostages. Felt more welcome here.
Only an Hostage sees DP and thinks “Double Penetration”.
*imagines Beasn doing her “Shake Weight” impression, laughs*
Yeah, apparently if I call a transgendered man/lesbian woman couple “Heteronormative”, I’m somehow ‘making fun” of them.
And here I thought I was all hip with the LGBT politically correct terminology, and jumping on the LGBT-PC bandwagon nice and early.
You’d think he’d be thanking me…..
Vagina.
I’m certainly not original. Four years I think.
But I knew some folks from other places.
HA!
http://bit.ly/M7LBN2
I still don’t feel funny enough to be an Hostage.
I KNOW I’m not funny enough.
I’m just glad they let me pick up the messes they leave in the H2 litter box
(BTW, somebody needs to have a talk with LauraW about what she’s been feeding the hump…..)
Years and years ago I used to pop into IB.
True story. I have a friend that was the biological mother of a child in a 13 year lesbian relationship. She had transgender surgery last year. I’m friends with her sig other as well. She is now in another relationship and her former lesbian lover is the primary custodian of their child.
How will Harry and Ron get out of the whomping willow?
http://bit.ly/KUFkR4
GODDAMMIT I SAW THAT
For MCPO
http://tinyurl.com/7y7t4jb
HAHAHAHA! Love it, Roamy!
Well, I am now the proud father of a high school graduate. In lieu of gifts, pleas make a donation to the wiser daughter college fund at PayPal.
Thank you in advance.
Now, time to hit the restaurant.
Bye!
First batch of ripe cherry tomatoes just got picked. Tastes like summer. My piggies would have loved them.
Congratulations, Wiserdaughter!
Congratulations Wiser-daughter!
Congrats to the graduate Wiser!
My absence is due to my being busier than a one-armed cake decorator, not for lack of desire.
YEAH for Wiserdaughter! And great job, Mom & Dad!
Congratulations, Wiserdaughter!
And you still have your sanity, Wiser? Way to go! Having been through 3 of those, I can sympathize.
Have a great time at the restaurant!
Congrats to wiserdaughter.
Congrats wiser
And you did warn us you would be busy this week.
Congrats to Wiserdaughter.
My absence is due to my being busier than a one-armed cake decorator,
unpossible
Food suggestions for our open house (about 5 hours)?
BACON! Bacon wrapped bacon and bacon canapes!
What the hell did firefox do?
I consider myself extremely lucky that this is the second website that I ever posted a comment on.
It was like finding the corn, in a sea of shit.
Hey! Good for wiserdaughter.
Beasn, why are you having an open house? Moving?
What day is Lapeerpalooza?
Scott – They fucked up. It’s why I’m on Chrome now.
oso, husband just got his ‘letter’ from AARP……along with delayed celebratory celebration for son’s graduation. I’m thinking 40ish peoples.
We usually don’t see family unless it’s a wedding or a funeral…so what better time to start a reunion of sorts. We keep saying at each funeral ‘oh, we need to get together more often’……well, we’re picking up the ball.
Did anybody sink anybody else’s battleship today?
I better move the hose (SYWM)……..
It was like finding the corn, in a sea of shit.
*wipes tear away*
That’s pure poetry, MJ.
Our little boy is growing up so fast…..
Cool, beasn. Dan made bacon wrapped, cream cheese filled jalapeños that were yummy. I know people that do the bacon wrapped dates. I’m lazy. Sam’s Club appetizers. Chips and salsa.
It was like finding the corn, in a sea of shit.
Weird thing is, nobody remembers eating any corn.
Can someone please pass the creamed corn?
creamed corn is gross
beasn,
It works well in Mexican Chicken-Corn Chowdah!
Creamed corn looks like barf.
Not edible.
Mexican Chicken-Corn Chowdah!
Muy autentico.
What?
HA! Screw you firefox!!!
Pretty sure my hubby makes a jalapeño cornbread in a cast iron skillet that has creamed corn and bacon.
Calcetinos rojos. Mexican chowdah.
http://es.meschaussettesrouges.com/
Oso – Herself makes it the same way – MMMMMMMMMMM!
Sean is sock shopping?!
Those are apparently the sox what the bishop of Rome hisself wears.
Related:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx8-mysJG2s
Dan just made green chile chicken tater tot casserole. There was no creamed corn to be had. It would’ve worked.
Awright, I got some free coffee to go drink. Don’t play out in the street while I’m gone.
Osita, Dan needs poating rights at hostagerecipes. Green chile chicken sounds good.
FERCHRISSAKE! Somebody PLEASE give Dan poating rights!!
Penne alla vodka, spaghetti sauce with Italian sausage (made with real Italians?), and teriyaki meatballs done and ready for the freezer.
http://youtu.be/AfVM3p_6tQM
So who else is watching Piers Holder Tonight?
Who’s the black guy with the wild beard that was on Hannity?
Howdy peeps.
Who normally pays the bill to keep the archived stuff alive here: http://www.hostagesarchive.com
I think the bill paying might be a tad late as I can’t get the site to even be found.
>>teriyaki meatballs
Yum… poat that one when you get a free minute please.
pool’s clean.
nekkid pool cleaning is the best
I’ve sent Dan links to Hostage recipes. He thinks I should be the one making my FiF recipes. He has started to lurk MMM and BBF. I showed him his shorts on today’s HHD and he made a few ghey comments.
Cyn – Ain’t me. I’m too poor to pay attention!
Cyn, I just poated eight recipes that I either had in the cache or found. ($20)
I saw just now that you’d done that, Roamy! M’wah!
I wish I could remember who it was that I emailed about that archive site that responded that they’d take care of it. I’m afraid it might have been Rosetta.
Nekkid swimming is better.
Cyn, ask Andy about the archive.
Hahaha. I Nekkid swam today, but not on purpose. I cut the grass, then jumped in the pool afterward and my shorts came off.
Thank God there’s only a church behind us.
You were goin’ to hell anyways, MJ. You didn’t see any priests peering out with binoculars, did you?
I’m hoping that Andy will see my comment.
Pool?
Or birdbath?
Fess up, MJ.
>> Nekkid swimming is better.
*taps chest, points*
You’re feelin me now
Cyn, I believe you’re correct about that being Rosetta.
*gulp*
I was gonna send an email to him. Bwahahahahaha!
I wonder if he answers his phone. I hope it’s not too late. All that has been backed up too, right?
Pool?
Or birdbath?
Okay, I don’t care who you are, that was funny.
I just sent Rosetta an email.
STOP LAUGHING
Crap. I knocked out the monthly funneh requirement back around the 1st or 2nd. Why’d I waste that…
>> All that has been backed up too, right?
Not by me.
*gulp*
Who had the backup before? Tushar?
I think so, Roamy.
Well, ain’t this craptastic!?!
*gulp*
Well, I guess we don’t have to ask “spit or swallow?”
http://bit.ly/KlVe5z
I used to want to do dirty, dirty things to Susan Dey.
“I
used towant to do dirty, dirty things to Susan Dey.isn’t she dead?
omg that guys’ hip…………
Wish I could post on the recipe blog. Oh well.
Wasted…
NYTOL.
I saw the bit in the ONT about drug shortages. I’ve had to deal with, “Oh hai, we don’t have enough of your heart med to go around, and since you’re under 65, you get a substitute.”
Thanks for poating those recipes, roamy. I still think we should post em here, just to irritate wiser and wiserbud.
But not today, since it’s graduation.
Number One Son has presented the lovely Miss Julia with a vintage, 1920s, emerald-cut diamond ring. She said, “Yes”. No date yet. #bassackwards
You’re welcome, Jay. I figured you wouldn’t mind me poating yours as long as I said whose recipe it was.
MCPO, better late than never.
Nice header pic.
I am not as original as MCPold, but I was one of the first 15ish, on the ice flow or jumping it. PattyAnn and Peej made me a admin cause every comment went to spam.
What is new? Every comment I make still is spam.
On the other hand I will invite Chris to recipe blog. I get to have dinner with MJ and Romy next week!
Congrats to SNO and Julia!
LeRoy Neiman dies in NY at 91
Looking forward to it, Vman.
Congrats, MCPO!
I don’t really mind if I’m not credited, either. It’s not REALLY mine. I just redid the ratios.
I’m going to bed. . . any of you wimmens want to join me?
Whoa, just saw an ad. Romney is out of touch and wrong for women.
Are the Hostagettes aware of this?
This won’t end well. For the plaintiff. Who sues a charity? Why you hate sick kids? And pandas?
http://www.popehat.com/2012/06/17/the-oatmeal-v-funnyjunk-part-iv-charles-carreon-sues-everybody/
She floats like a swan,
Grace on the water.
Derps like sugar,
Derps like sugar…
Pool?
Or birdbath?
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Tupperware bowl.
wakey wakey
My best friends had their baby girl. She is so precious!
Couch again. Only place in the house that’s cool.
I had some leftover guacamole that needed to be eaten, so I ate it with some baby carrots. Like a pound of them. The sensation in my gut today is what we call “too much of a good thing”.
Carrots make my stomach hurt.
Whose turn is it to post?
CaRin,
Can you do a new Lapeerpalo0zer email? Mrs. Pupster is on-board, and we need to make some arrangements.
I just poated 3 days ago. Do we need a Thursday Tic Tac Toe Thread?
Well that killed it.
Good morning, Hotsausages.
I received an email this morning promising to give me a “Gorilla dick.” Strangely, I want one. Not internally, the way Pupster does.
Will do Pup!
Who are we going to kill first?
sent. Everyone check your whoremail.
>> Strangely, I want one
Compos “Mead” Mentis
http://tinyurl.com/7ho6ffa
Who are we going to kill first?
How about Porky Pig? I always hated that fucker.
I see compos got his gorilla dick pills already:
http://is.gd/0Vb8MD
Compos “Mead” Mentis
Are we talking about honeywine or the folks who make binders? Because having a tri-fold binder with a pic of a gorilla dick on the first day of school would be the shit!
Seriously, I don’t get it.
Ha! Sweet, Baby Jay in Ames!
… and must wear a hoodie for pants to conceal his enormous genitals
Great pick up line. Wonder if he owns any South Carolina hoodies.
“Those Samoans were a surly bunch.”
– Compos “Mead” Mentis
Morning all. ‘Sup?
Car in, regarding the liquid vitamins… better absorption, eh? More expensive?
I don’t think they’re really that more expensive. Costco sells a good one. They can be pricey, but the brand I buy is about $15 for a month.
liquid vitamins = jaegermeister shots
liquid vitamins = jaegermeister shots
See? That’s why we’re not letting you come to lapeerpalooza.
I admire your commitment to leaving a mineral-rich corpse.
What do you mean, no jaegermeister?
FREE THE JAEGERBOMB!
Next you’ll tell us no tequila. As if.
Ah! Thanks for the Bloom County quote, Dave! You clever merman. My skull feels slightly less thick.
denada
Dogs are different than cats, and they won’t rub up on your legs the way cats do, unless you apply lots of moisturizer.
Jaegermeister shots as vitamins? I like it.
http://is.gd/dMY5ie
That kid got off easy. At my school, smelling like that got you thrown in the shower. Fully clothed. Not by a teacher.
You say that with some authority.
I might have witnessed an incident like that.
Hah, Jay. I remember those kids who went through a stinky phase when I was in school. Getting picked on helped them get their act together, helped them get through that phase.
Tweety Bird, too. I always wanted Sylvester to shit that little yellow bastard’s bones out.
Peer pressure has it’s uses.
Sure does.
*picks nose*
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