Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
One for MCPO.
One for Sohos.
This is true.
And a song makes it a poat.
Howzzat?
WAIT! Found a recipe that was lost from the Hostage Recipes site.
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New Post Smell. Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
*puts on sunglasses
Howdy new poat.
Have you called your father yet?
*runs screaming from frog
HAHAHAHA!
LOOK OUT IS A FROG!
Ok, I’m a meanie.
*giggles*
What’s Hop-pening?
I’m procrastinating going to the grocery store to pick up stuff for Mr. RFH’s Father’s Day dinner.
Youngest kid is on her way here.
Mmmmm, creamy yet light.
DinT – Is it a long trip for her?
Called my dad, but forgot to send a card.
More collect calls on Father’s Day in America than any other day. Kinda says it all. . .
Thunder? In North Texas? In mid-June?
It IS the Apocalypse!!!!!!!
T-minus 45 min until 20 or so 17 y/o descend on my house. I’m at the store picking up a zillion or so two liters of soda.
>> DinT – Is it a long trip for her?
Nah, hour and a half but she works crazy hours so I don’t get to see her as often as I want.
How’s the little baby girl?
DinT – She is doing marvelous. We are going to “Facetime” with them this evening. Oh, and grandpop got a photo album of the little sweetie for Father’s Day!
I could not be more pleased for you my friend. I loved watching my dad with his grandbaby girls. It’s a good gig, ain’t it?
Yup, it’s great! Going up to see them again in about ten days.
ROAMY i love you FOREVER!
THE JUKES!!!!!!!!
Geez! It’s only June and I’m ready to shoot the TV over all these Obama commercials! FML!
Teenage wasteland.
The most self-absorbed crap blog on the internet for over five years.
YAY! Spam comments. We’ve hit the big time here people.
We don’t get Obama ads here.
He already won Connecticut.
Where are the smoker reports?
THanks for conversating with I. Lacey wigs and alpaca shine come near free when shipping from Xinghua.
Meh, call me when he uses a real bear:
http://www.jammiewf.com/2012/man-arrested-fourth-time-for-having-sex-in-public-with-a-teddy-bear/
is smoking
whatta maroon, everyone KNOWS that we are all absorbed by PJMs boobage
And why would a lib blog spam HERE?!
It was smoking.
How do you know he is a lib?
Scott – Did you read the site?
Ugh. Youngest kid driving through storms to come home.
I no like.
dave-o, ill light a candle for her
Nope.
Prayers, Dave.
(she’ll be fine)
They’re west of her.. sheesh.
Thanks.
I’m not really sure I’d drive through a storm to see Dave.
Scott – Trust me. . . he’s a lib.
she’s ahead of em.. in my old truck.
You’re not my daugher xbrad.. I would not expect it of you but you could sleep in the bed of the truck in the rain.
Hospitality for xbradtc. I gots it,
Thanks for the creepy teddy bear link, XB.
Dave – For goodness sake, throw a blue tarp over him too, woodja?
Hope all the daddy’s are having a wonderful Father’s Day.
blue? Is this some kinda Navy bullshit?
I think the worst storm I was ever caught driving in was going through Denver on my way back to Colorado Springs, driving my crappy old Plymouth Reliant. I focused on maintaining formation on the taillights of the truck in front of me. If he’d taken an exit, I would have too! I couldn’t see a damn thing else.
Dave – http://binged.it/Lfw7pa
Not what I want to see right now Master Chief.
Dave – you hate gravel?
sorry, the blue bag.. my bad
Clintbird linked a live performance on FB. I gotta have the classic version, reminds me of a bus ride with a bunch of happy drunk peoples.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPJKuygePHk
Baked chicken breasts, peas, stuffing and cranberry jelly.
Good enough!
ON, THE MAGIC BUS
Happy Birthday to Rosetta, wherever he might be…
i hope henry got him a bottle of the good stuff, breast milk on the rocks
Why did Wiser ban Rosetta?!
“Why did Wiser ban Rosetta?!”
It seemed like a good idea at the time?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUvkxz1nHMM
I’ll take mine scrambled.
http://tinyurl.com/7dr2uwv
Monday cometh.
Sometimes I wonder why we were hobbled with so few middle fingers.
I need, like, several more.
OK, that’s not true. I never actually give people the finger. Pretty sure if there was a split second in traffic where there was the inclination and opportunity, I would accidentally use the wrong finger.
Someone would go in to their office after cutting me off in traffic, and say to a coworker, “Strangest thing happened. This broad was tailgating me and honking her horn and pointing up, like “Look up! Look up! But there was nothing up there. Weird.”
Solutions?
Fuck yeah, I am all about solutions!
Garbage disposal leaks? FUCKIT! remove the entire fucking thing and go back to the basics. Cost? $13
Pantry doorknob breaks off? FUCKIT! there is no reason for a knob to be on the inside of the pantry. uninstall and reinstall the other way around. cost? $0.
and as for the smoker?
*drooooool…..
smoked pork butt and smoked turkey breast came out awesome!
mmmm…. breast and butt….. what could possibly go wrong there?
mmmm…. breast and butt….. what could possibly go wrong there?
You peeked at tomorrow’s Load HEAT?
You peeked at tomorrow’s Load HEAT?
nah. last week’s
pork motherfucking ribs over mesquite at 250F for 2 hours.
I feel sorry for you fuckers who don’t have access to mesquite. I really do.
fuck broken house shit.
oh wait, I mean broken house shit fucks me.
BTW, who sold the movie rights to HHD and didn’t share the revenue with the rest of us?
http://tinyurl.com/6o9y5cl
oh wait, I mean broken house shit fucks me.
You just have to take a step back and think like your grandfather.
Heh. There was a horrible moment when a co-worker was talking about Channing Tatum, and for some reason, I thought she was talking about Stockard Channing, which made NO sense at all. “Hawt? Really?” (look of disbelief)
smoked pork butt and smoked turkey breast came out awesome!
*claps hands*
YAYYYYY
I have a delicious feeling about my future.
I have a delicious feeling about my future.
I am never grilling or cooking again.
smoking everything from now on.
smoked beef, smoked fish, smoked broccoli, smoked rice pilaf…
it’s all good…. it’s all good…
smoked ice cream…..
smoked chef salads…
homemade bacon sundea – FLUCK Burger Queen
smoked California rolls
Smoked chocolate chip cookies.
Brisket breakfast burritos are delicious. Brisket and roasted green chile tacos are wonderful. Brisket and hot link sandwiches are yummy.
green chile ice cream
smoked bruschetta
…smoked broccoli…
*spits out drink*
HAAA HA HA HAAA
You do that for three hours with pecan wood, that’s good eatin
Good thing the shrimp doesn’t require any smoking!
whew. ok, she’s here with her girl buddy
Good thing the shrimp doesn’t require any smoking!
silly MCPO. smoking cooks the shrimp.
you eat the shrimp raw, iffin you are true northeasterner.
smoke a White Owl.
*jumps in with teh stupid*
Yay! Dave’s daughter is home!
how old is she? i have a god daughter that is 22
I thought you could be mesquite charcoal damn near anywhere???
yes
Heh. Roamy said Stockard Channing. I thought Carol Channing. Get. Off. My. Lawn.
you should have a brick oven smoker, wiser.
I buy mesquite chunks at Wal Mart.
you should have a brick oven smoker, wiser.
baby steps, J’ames. Baby steps…
I’m really just surprised to learn Wiser isn’t smoking pole.
And Jewstin’s gonna be crushed.
I’m gonna be a-smokin’ after I see that Magic Mike movie. Oh yes I am.
I’m really just surprised to learn Wiser isn’t smoking pole.
remember, when you “assume”, you make an ass out of u and you.
Glad to hear your meat came out tasty, Wiser. Sounds like the smoker is a keeper.
We did some ribeyes on the grill that were phenomenal.
Glad to hear your meat came out tasty, Wiser.
TAKE IT, XBR….ahh, fuckit
well, lovely ladies and perverted gents, i have about the longest week to 10 days of my life coming up, so I need to sleep now.
may see you soon. or maybe not.
try to be nice to each other.
Just remember, you haven’t lived until you’ve smoked a brisket. It’ll take 12-17 hours, but it’s worth it.
smoke is to carne as rosetta is to anal
I don’t even know what that means.
Nighty dreams, wiserbuns
MOM!! PG is trying to speak truth using math!!
I used no operational signs, Cyn.
I don’t even know what that means.
Wiserbud tryin’ to act like he’s gonna be to busy for our asses over the next week or so…..hahahahhahahahhahah!!!!!11!
I can smell math from a mile away, and that was math, PG. Keep it up and I’m gonna go all radical on you.
Shit. Not only can’t I do math, I can’t even do math jokes.
I used to be good at math. Hell, I was even slated to double major in Finance and Marketing. My check book still and always has balanced to the penny.
Chipped nail polish AND math? I don’t even know you people!! *slams H2 door. twice
*dangles an empty wine box on a string over Oso*
Torture!
I’m in the process of emptying a wine box now.
I can do arithmetic. I just can’t do math. Right about the time they introduced “x” into math, my scored cratered.
Empty juice boxes make me sad.
I could still help the oldest with math so I’m doing okay. He starts at a university prep academy this fall; I have all summer to get worried.
Jamie Lee Curtis is on NCIS. She’s starting to show her age, but she still looks good.
No wine in the house.
Good thing I’ve still got that big assed bottle of bourbon.
Jamie Lee Curtis is to yogurt as Wilford Brimley is to oatmeal.
I haven’t had a bourbon in ages. That actually sounds good for a nightcap.
Bourbon was last night.
Amaretto and cream on the rocks for a night cap. Mmmm.
Jamie Lee is to kittens as James Earl Jones is to polycarbonate.
I used to like a shot of Amaretto in my margaritas. Sugared rim. Rocks.
What does Jamie Lee have to do with kittens?
Amaretto and 7-Up. No ice, in a tumbler. Put a hard coaster on top, slam it down on the bar to make it fizz. Gulp.
Headed to bed at a reasonable hour. Sweetest of dreams to all.
Night, Cyn.
Jamie Leigh is to female perfection what greyhounds are to racetracks.
Oh. My. Gosh.
It’s my Wonder Twins b-day?? I should have known that!!
Sending love Rosetta’s way!
Jaimee lee Curtis is a liberal asshole of the highest order .
Done and done.
Hi, good people!!
Hi Mare! Everybody went to bed early with meat sweats.
Ha! Oso I figured Wiser would be slapping his full belly!
Smoked shrimp are delicious. We did the Lani Kai Pillboxes hike today…
Sooooooo beautiful!
This dream is for you, so pay the price.
Make one dream com true, you only derp twice.
I’ve seen photos in Hawai’i magazine from the Lani Kai hike. People who stay at Waikiki miss so much.
Amen, Oso.
I hiked Oahu. Sadly, never got to spend a whole lot of time on Kuai.
Long Beach is lovely this time of year.
Okay, no, not really.
Sean Pedro wasn’t lovely this week. Actually, not bad, but still, it’s San Pedro.
I did get to drive right by the USS Iowa.
There is a spectacular hike on Kauai that goes up…way up…then down into a beautiful beach and stream.
Just…..perfect!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IxlKtPGpKA
I’m pretty sure I saw her in San Pedro.
She’s got 5 kids now.
Sean I love you but don’t besmirch my memories of Hawaii with Madonna.
I. Will. Cut. You.
On the other hand…it is a beautiful island. You were right about that!
She didn’t say “Last night I dreamed of Hawaii,” mare.
Mare, how come you never share pics of your travels with us?
Pics or you’re actually in Nebraska.
NTTAWWNebraska.
Two words: Ben Nelson.
Two words: Omaha Steaks
Sox is snoring.
Who knew cats snored?
I guess that’s all, foax.
Goodnight.
Soup for lunch
* opens can *
* starts smoker *
wakey wakey
Had Lapeerpalooza “lite” last night here. Ian had a party. Had a horde of 17 year olds. Actually, some were older and some were younger. Nice group.
Played volleyball, ping-pong and swam all night. I bet to bed around 10 :30 and they were still going so I don’t know how late they were up.
Were there boys and girls there or just boys?
OH no. Just boys. Ian’s girlfriend was here until 10, basically insuring everything went smoothly (which was kind of cute). She hung with my girls and set stuff up. NO other girls.
duh
This was a manly party. They don’t need any sticken girls.
Many of them had girlfriends. Many were really cute. But this was some sort of boy thing.
No girls. Good.
How is your training coming along?
Eh. I’m still working out. Last week, I merely focused on having good weight workouts. I had some sort of tummy bug that made road running not the greatest idea, IYKWIMAITTYD. After last Sunday’s “event” I figured I’d better be sure I didn’t need to count on the cover of bushes while running.
I hit the bike a few times at the gym. I did a little running, and cardio workouts at the gym.
They did a tri at “Belle Isle” yesterday. I’d really like to do that one next year. I didn’t get interested until too late. My sister was walking her dog there and saw them all. Called me all excited. Asked me why I wasn’t there.
Bitch.
I’m gonna see if I can get #2 son to fix my road bike. Now that he’s got nothing to do.
MMM will be a few minutes. Hopefully by 8.
barf.
I wonder how the violence was over the weekend in Chicago while all the police were watching Valarie Jarrett’s house?
Umh … Man drowns in tri.
Heh. People die watching tv, too.
New poat with pictures ‘n’ stuff.
There is not.