Awesome short film.
Car in, cue up some intro music
June 12, 2012
Categories: alcohol, bacon, BANGLAR BALL BUSTER, beefcake, Boobs . . Author: scotw
wow, like my childhood
second maybe (Snicker)
There’s no boobs here. Poat is mistagged!
It takes 45 minutes at 400F to cook my pork chops, but only a quarter second to burn the fuck out of my finger.
That video is a metaphor for the Obama administration, right?
Yes. George Soros is Obama’s mom.
Did anybody celebrate their love for anybody else today?
And that helmet did nothing for that kid.
There’s no boobs here.
None of the female variety, anyways.
I assume he wasn’t hurt since his dad uploaded it to youtube.
I go to parties sometimes until four
It’s hard to leave when you can’t find the door
I went to breitbart.com and saw an ad sponsored by Obama campaign. Either some ad targetting algorithm is seriously fucked up, or Obama campaign thinks that Breitbart readers are ripe for the picking. Either way, dumbassery is involved.
I see ads for Democrats on sites like Treacher’s fairly often, Tush.
I get an Obama ad on TV every 20fuckingminutes!
I often see ads for ultra-liberal Grayson the Stacey McCain’s site. They’re just buying clicks
Never let it be said that there are absolutely no advantages to living in a state so fucking retarded that the SCOAMF already has it locked up in a landslide.
Sometimes, I wonder whether I am good at political messaging, or I live on a different planet. About thw whole public vs private sector employment brouhaha, if I were running Romney campaign, this is how I would frame it:
“Obama keeps talking about more policemen, firemen and teachers, but when it comes to hiring public employees, he hires people who over regulate and harm you. His EPA employees prevents energy jobs from getting created, leads to shutting down coal mines and coal plants. His TSA employees make travelling a living hell for you. His small business administration employees make running a small business almost impossible. Those are the employees he likes to hire. Mr. Obama, lets make a deal. You promise you wont hire anyone except policemen, firemen and teachers, and we would gladly work with you to hire more policemen, firemen and teachers.”
Public employees are his soft underbelly. Punch him there. Repeatedly.
Tushar, can you vote?
Scott, not a citizen yet. I will be eligible to apply for citizenship in 3 more years.
not a citizen yet
Don’t let that hold you back–the Democrats are in power!
Scott, just curious, why do you ask about whether I can vote?
Tush how are the anchor babies?
and please i never learned their names
Krow, anchor babies are doing great. Their names are Agastya and Atharvan. They are named after ancient Indian sages. Ironically, one of them has started touching himself excessively. Such is life.
Jackasses left me on the old poat.
Tushar, I’m going to quote you. That’s awesome.
The employee thing, not your kid touching himself.
One of the cobs should poat that at the mothership so Treacher writes about it tomorrow.
absolutely no advantages to living in a state so fucking retarded
Agreed. Since I am in the Socialist Commonwealth of Mass., I don’t see a lot of Obama ads, despite Romney having been Gov. here. I am seeing a ton of Warren/Brown ads, though.
Treacher is going on Vaca tomorrow. . .
I miss electricity.
How are you faring, Dave? So far, nothing but wind here.
>>How are you faring, Dave? So far, nothing but wind here.
what the eff??? Oh, you said faring.
what up thor-goddess
Agastya and Atharvan
WTH?, this is America
Juan and Esteban dammit!
As soon as I hit send, I realized the potential for low-hanging fruit.
Comment by LC Aggie Sith on June 12, 2012 10:23 pm
how come i get yelled at if “I” talk about your fruit?
*I* don’t yell. My machete does the talking, though.
i am excited yet strangely terrified
i would like to subscribe to your newsletter
And BTW, why are the republicans not using the plight of George Zimmerman to incite hispanics against Obama? We need to play a bit dirty, people.
Krow, considering that I am Indian, I was considering Indian sounding names like Sitting Bull, Poo Flinging Monkey etc. wife said no. Wrong Indian, she said.
romay tell aggie i am an innocent retard
You aren’t either
Mrs Tush sounds like a reasonable woman
can she bake a cherry pie?
Tush, you can’t do that without tossing the FL GOP under the bus (the prosecutor is a Pub) and Romney needs FL to win.
thats why i love ya aggs, you see thru the bullshit
The whole universe was in a hot, dense state. . .
Krow, not cherry pie, but she makes an awesome dates cake.
If the prosecutor is a republican, she needs to be kicked out of the party.
Tush, im reading some heavily americanized Hindu stories about Kali
I love dates. November 20th is one of my favorites!
Tush, the GOP governor appointed her. And he’s not getting kicked out of the party.
Krow, people usually get confused by the word Kali. There are two dintinct entities with that name. First, pronounced Kuhli, is a demon not unlike Satan. The other, pronounced Kaali, is a fierce looking warrior godess who destroys demons, and danced on their bodies for good measure.
Xbrad, can no one call her aside and put some sense in her thick head?
>> First, pronounced Kuhli, is a demon not unlike Satan
Yeah. I dated her in 1979.
Dave, kuhli is a dude. NTTAWWT.
We need to call on Kaali to kick some demon commie arse.
Tushar, Alan Dershowitz schooled her, and she complained to his boss.
Tush, these are “Mamma Ji/Kali Goddess of Death” stories by Neville St. Croiux
really good stuff, i may be ready for the bhagavad gita
I love dates too! Made some baked bacon-wrapped dates recently. My sister really enjoyed them a lot.
I’ve been picking at the remaining tub of dates since. If they weren’t high in iron I would have thrown them away. This way I can tell myself that several of these a day are a supplement of some sort.
Tush, no argument here that it’s a travesty and a clusterfuck.
Dates stuffed with chunky peanut butter and rolled in confectionery sugar is the bestest!
They hold the annual Date Festival about 20 minutes down the road. HUGE date farms along the highway.
Kilt it already?
Yep. Kilt it good. It is done. Finished. Finito. Kaput.
Tushar is right
Don’t be killin’ poats so early please, boys.
Run, Dolly! Ruuuuunnnn!
I tepidly voted for Rick Scott. He was better than Charlie by far, and whoever the democrat was, however is sorrily disappointed in his choice of whats her name. Then he appoints a commission on the stand your ground law. Really? He is a failure so far. IMHO.
Tushar Vis kicking her out of the party
What this joint needs is more cowbell.
HA! Those girls were drunk. Of course, they’d only need drink from a thimble they’re so horribly thin. Thus, none of them were me–it pays to have padding.
Weirdness… I’m trying to go back into the poat that I created on Sunday to add a “read more” break, and I cannot edit that or any other poat. The window where of the post content is just blank. Anyone else?
Roamy said she was having issues editing as well. But only on H2. WTF?!!
SCOTT BROKE THE BLOG!!
WP is teh debil.
Heyyy yeahh… it was fine until Scoot poated.
I just tried to create a new post and that went nowhere.
I blame Mare.
I just went to my blog and tried to poat: nuttin’.
Looks like others out on the WerdPuss forum are reporting similar issues.
HHD is done and ready for tomorrow. WordPress is being a bitch, though.
Solution: Disable Adblock Plus. Tested, that worked.
Good evening citizens!
Tonight promises to be a busy shift. Some assholes in a place to be named later are about to have a very bad couple of days.
I had to install the Flash update and use IE, Cyn.
At least it worked in Chrome; testing in Pale Moon now…
oh, and I cleared the cache for good measure, which seemed to help, too.
What’s your browser of choice, Roamy?
Just tried to edit a post in Pale Moon, nothing showed, disabled Adblock, fixted. Man I really hate WP sometimes; she really is a bitch.
Hey you guys, did any of you have any security issues with your Pale Moon download. I tried it several times the other night including from sites including Pale Moons, and my security softward kept saying it had some sort of issue?
WP still beats the shit out of mu.nu. I just wish they’d quit “improving” it without notice.
Speaking of WP, for months now at this blog and another WP blog I frequent, the type style changes back and forth on its own. Anyone else seeing that?
Fuck that was nasty, Xbrad! ^^NSFW WARNING FOR ANIMAL CRUELTY^^
And I’m not a weanie either!
I didn’t have any issues at all, clint. I think I took the plunge Sunday. My security is Panda.
No issues with fonts for me either.
Firefox is my usual browser. I can get almost all my work stuff to cooperate with it, though I still have to go to IE for some.
I did a bit more reading and several of the browsers are suddenly having issues with WP when Adblock is installed. I’ve still got Adblock Plus running but created a wordpress.com exception. Really though, it’s something that WP appears to have done.
I just got an email too that our home page will now have an infinite scrolling feature. Good if you’ve got tons of RAM and if we remember to add the “read more” break to our posts. Otherwise, meh; just another feature that we prolly don’t need.
Well, the dog didn’t DIE at the end. He just felt like it.
Poor doggie probably needed stitches after that. I hope they made turtle soup later. *insert rimshot sound effect here*
Off to go unwind with the boob tube and the boys.
Sweet dreams, cool kids.
Disease Eradicates Rodent Populations.
Good Morning Sean!
Phat, I’ve found a bunch of episodes of Air Crash Investigation on youtube.
xbrad, that stuff gives me the willies. They play a lot of the actual CVR’s for us in safety meetings and they’re chilling.
Yeah, they don’t release a lot anymore, but the ones I’ve heard are creepy.
Maybe I’m just morbid, but the accident chain is fascinating to me. And reminds me that of all the stupid stuff I’ve done, it’s somewhat miraculous I’m still alive.
And never fly a Russian made airliner.
And always bet on black.
I think Wesley Snipes taught me that one.
I remember wincing when I heard that line.
Humn … unfair. Now I’m curious.
I was talking Snipes. I’m not curious what Phat is up to. I’ve had to cultivate an intense disinterest in things I don’t Need To Know.
“The Chicago Teachers Union is asking for a two-year contract with a 24 percent raise in the first year and a 5 percent raise in the second.”
—-Excellent timing. They are striking against Rahm Emanuel if they don’t get their way.
Don’t worry, should be able to spill the beans in a day or two.
The blog broke our laptop.
Now we are down to the dinosaur at home.
* sad face *
xcellent timing. They are striking against Rahm Emanuel if they don’t get their way.
Ha. This should be entertaining.
Now we are down to the dinosaur at home.
How did the blog do that?
The H2 has powers.
OMG, Detroit’s City Council is so fucking stupid.
I listened to some of Frank Beckman yesterday, and yes, yes they are. However, the political class of Detroit is reflective of it’s electorate.
Public sector unions will be sufficiently neutered fairly soon. Even Democrats are beginning to understand that if they want to govern, they can’t deliver services at the cost currently being paid.
Isn’t your phancy phone a computer, basically?
My phone is more of a computer than my original Macintosh. Or the next 5 desktops.
Witness the power of this fully armed and operational blog.
HHD is here!
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