Greetings, infidels. Today I undertook a sacred mission to make what has been termed a “bacon explosion” because, well, once I read about it, I had no choice. I had to try.
Observe the ingredients:
24 oz of thick cut bacon, 16 oz of mild italian sausage, all the cloves in one garlic bulb, a green pepper, extra sharp cheddar (4-6 oz), BBQ sauce, BBQ rub.
Make a bacon lattice square about 6-7 slices wide. Doesn’t have to be perfect, just sturdy. Cook the rest of the bacon in the usual fashion until crispy, set aside to cool.
Using a freezer bag, mush the sausage out to fill the same area as the weave. You can do this without the bag, but it sucks.
Cut away the bag, and add pork to pork.
Dice the garlic cloves and green pepper, crumble the cooked bacon into bits, and spread all evenly onto sausage. Add BBQ sauce like so.
Grate 4-6 oz of your cheddar, and spread that over top, pizza style. Sprinkle some BBQ rub over top.
Roll that thing up, then liberally apply rub to clean bacon surface. Place in foil lined pan on rack (it’s going to render like a fat man at Cedar Point in August, the foil helps cleanup).
Bake at 250F for 1.5 hours, 275F for 0.5 hours, then 300F for another 0.5 hours. Final pics to follow.
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
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WOW!!!!
I want to rub that on my nipples and assneck.
*Looks around for Wiser*
What about the Joos?
This may be the only thing I eat this weekend.
The Joos are welcome to smell it, then they are welcome to come to Jesus and have a slice.
it’s going to render like a fat man at Cedar Point in August
Hahahahahaha
You know i only live about thirty minutes away, right?
Marry me.
What’s up with all the vegetables? Gross.
Hotspur, it’ll be done about 4 if you want to drop by. House isn’t tidy or anything, and there’ll be nothing but this and iced tea.
But what else does anyone need?
YAY! BACON!
Marry me.
Too late, I’m taken. I’ll let you taste my sausage, though.
Copied from dead thread:
Anyone else getting free HBO this weekend? Maybe it’s a Dish network promo.
I read and LOVED the Game of Thrones books. The show on HBO looks badass. I’ve intentionally not watched them so I can get the whole first set on DVD.
Yes, I am a sci-fi/fantasy geek. The logical next step would be cosplay and that is just a bridge too far.
MCPO, have you seen the movie? What did you think?
I’ll let you taste my sausage, though.
Rawr
Leon that looks AWESOME.
If you can/care write the steps down in a keepable format.
Leon, do you have keys to The Hostage Recipes site that you could put in the actual recipe and maybe a few pics? If not, I will toss them to you.
Then we can all click over there to pull it (it’s in the right side bar).
I also sold the Honda for a fair price, mowed about half an acre, trimmed my willow and tore a lot of dead crap and weeds out of the garden. Most productive Saturday evah. Tempted to head to Cabela’s after I have a slice or 5 of this so I can shop for a .22 and make the day seriously awesome.
Sausage fest food,
It’s a beautiful day here in Southern IL, but my head hurts.
I’m going to SKYRIM.
I don’t have the recipe keys, Cyn. Stuff them in my G-string and I’ll copy this in recipe format, probably with a link to here so we don’t double up on pictures.
My day hasnt been as productive. I did some yard work, then the allergy poll knocked me on my ass. My tummy’s not right- I skipped drinking and dinner last night. I did some laundry and now I’m at the park/ playground with the youngest.
Man, that sucked over at the HQ.
I’ll let you taste my sausage, though.
Again…WOW!!!!!
And it’s Africa hot up here. Maybe I’ll go swimming when I get home.
Sold the honda? Damn, you practically DESERVE to get that 22.
Phat – Haven’t seen it yet.
I’ll have that over to you in two shakes, Leon.
Leon,
What kind of .22 are you looking for?
If you live in the country, go for the .22 or even a Ruger Ranch Rifle.
This is a link to mine:
http://www.ruger.com/products/miniThirty/models.html
If surrounded by civilized folk I would go for a pellet gun. The guys at Cabelas will edumacate you. I have killed varmints up to Raccoon size with my Pellet rifle.
It is, the Grail!
This is my take on where Obama seriously gets it wrong, and why his remarks are so offensive to the right.
A. Public sector jobs are generally created at the expense of the private sector. For every public sector job created, at least one private sector job is destroyed – sometimes more.
2. A public sector job is generally a vote for the democrats. The vast number of public workers I know are democrats.
So, fuck him hard and make him hurt. Make him sting. Make him oooch.
Sold the honda? Damn, you practically DESERVE to get that 22.
I know, right? It’s okay, it was my decision. Wife wasn’t pushing me or anything, I was just done with it. Wanted the money for a bicycle, part of a down-payment on a car, and something for rabbit and squirrel hunting on the farm.
Get something that will shoot shorts.
Phat, I’m guessing you meant to link the mini-22. I’ve got a mini-30 already, but that’s not legal for hunting in my area (have to be North of Lansing). I’ve been eying the lever-action Henry rifles. I’m planning on hunting the bunnies with .22S, my neighbors won’t care a whit.
Here is mine:
http://tinyurl.com/d5u4ogz
Hotspur, that’s what made his later “clarification” so laughable. The private sector — by definition — cannot be doing fine if the economy is lousy.
Leon, what about the sugar in the BBQ sauce?
That’s about what I’m looking for, Hotspur. Going to browse the used racks and see if there are any of those or similar models lurking about.
Mare!
Damn that looks so good I found time to comment.
Generally, the auto loaders will not handle shorts. If you find one that will, let me know.
Shorts are sub-sonic.
I wonder if Bacon Explosion would work with Green Chile or jalapeños instead of bell pepper?
I don’t recall anyone giving you a hall pass, G Mo.
Hi Cyn!
And all you other good people!
If you already have a mini-30 you’ve got all the gun you ever need for ‘plinking’.
My second-newest rifle is the Marlin 336 lever action. It rocks.
http://www.marlinfirearms.com/Firearms/centerfire/336SS.asp
My most recent gun is the 1928 Mosin/nagant 91/30 I just picked up.
Cleaned the kosmoline off yesterday and plan on working on the action/barrel today.
http://guncentral.net/Rifles/mosin.html
It shoots a weird round. 7.62x.54. Luckily lots of those available as USSR surplus.
I’d throw a can of black beans too Oso, just to make sure of the explosion part.
Haven’t ever used 22S, but they sound fun.
ooooooo
Hotspur,
That Browning looks nice.
Fuck you Gardeners! We’re turning this into a SMART GUN BLOG!
With minor amounts of gardening.
I like the green chile idea, or even a yellow pepper sounds nummy. Hurry up and be done cooking so we can see the end result!
http://hostagerecipes.wordpress.com/2012/06/09/bacon-explosion/
Has been written. I don’t doubt that there are a lot of possible variations. Jalopenos or some other pepper could surely work, but I like green ones, and the sauce/rub ought to be plenty spicy for me.
Phat, we can’t hunt with those in southern Michigan.
I am in peril of sobering up. Perilous Peril.
This must not happen.
Off to the blender…
My two favorite rifles are an old Remington single shot bolt action .22 and a Romanian commie SKS
coffee infusion
Hopefully this will compensate for those stupid allergy pills.
I know Cyn, RL is just kicking my IL butt for the last month. I actually went a week without getting on the net. Nothing bad, count my blessings, just busy.
Course now I have to figure out how to comment over at Dark Ace on that rare occasion. FYJ!
I was sneezing every few minutes when I first went outside, and had to hock a few loogies. Pollen’s really bad today.
Hotspur,
I know, we have the same fascists here in IL.
I use the Marlin when i go back home to Texas hunting feral pigs.
I want to take the Mosin, but I don’t know what kind of damage that round will do. Just the size of the round tells me it’s going to be bad-ass.
It would be fun to kill Hogs with a 1920′s Russian Sniper Rifle, but Hogs are good meat and I don’t want spend a lot of time clearing out shrapnel.
I am not a gun guy (yet), but the FN P90 makes me feel weird in the pants.
Too bad they don’t make the Mosin in left hand. I’m left eye dominant too.
I’m right-handed and left eye dominant. I manage with long arms, but I prefer handgun shooting. I don’t know that I want to try and hunt with a .22 revolver, though.
MCPO,
I’m at Yakov Smirnoff’s in Branson, MO:
http://www.yakov.com/branson/
In Russia we just poke out your left eye! Problem Solved!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE2Vdcv9Q_o
MCPO,
Your mission is to watch ‘Act of Valor’ tonight with a chick.
Report back.
I was issued a left-handed M-16A2 when I was in NEGDF. Then, I made the mistake of being proficient with the M-60.
Phat – Available on Netflix or Amazon?
My up north deer hunting rifle is a replica 1873 Winchester in .44/40 which coincides with my .44/40 Colt Single Action Army. Only need to carry one cartridge that way.
I HAVE to make that recipe. Looks like a good thing to slice up and freeze for individual servings later, too.
Leon’s now got the recipe loaded at HR blog (thank you!!):
http://hostagerecipes.wordpress.com/2012/06/09/bacon-explosion/
It’s worth noting that I love garlic and don’t like to spice things too hot (I never go higher than 4/5 at Thai places).
My house smells AMAZING.
Individual servings? I thought the recipe is for a single serving for a man of modest proportion.
Tushar, it’s supposed to be sliced at 1/2 inch to an inch, just like a sweet roll, except you cut it after baking rather than before.
I’m really hoping that it’s too rich to eat very much of at a sitting.
MCPO,
Not sure. The drunktards had it on DVD.
Looking out my office window. Still no movement. They were seriously fucked up last night.
I use that that phrase on purpose. I have seen a LOT of drunken buffoonery, but that pineapple killed them.
The only way you could make that better, leon, would be to cook it on the grill. On the smoker would add another level of awesome.
Looking out my office window. Still no movement. They were seriously fucked up last night
a ha ha …
You should check and see if there is light coming from underneath the door.
I’m really hoping that it’s too rich to eat very much of at a sitting.
Haven’t we seen this movie before? With date balls in the starring role instead of Bacon explosion?
Once the drunktards wake up I will have to remind them to NEVER DO THIS AGAIN:
http://www.ehow.com/how_4548299_make-pineappleinfused-vodka-martini.html
Who you calling a “Ferry”, punk?!
Jay, the original was smoked. If I ever get a smoker, this is the second thing I’ll make in it (after pulled pork).
Haven’t we seen this movie before? With date balls in the starring role instead of Bacon explosion?
Yes. We have. There’s hardly any sugar in this at all, though, so that should keep me from just eating all of it.
HAH! I had forgotten about Leon’s Balls recipe.
I’ve had a version of it on the smoker. It is impossible to put the fork down.
Once the drunktards wake up I will have to remind them to NEVER DO THIS AGAIN
Mixing fruit with vodka is like going full retard. You never go full retard.
It is impossible to put the fork down.
Leon’s gonna have a bacon explosion hangover tomorrow.
I’ll be bringing my ballz to Lapeerapalooza.
Leon’s gonna have a bacon explosion hangover tomorrow.
I’ve got a birthday thing for a friend of mine at a poolhall in Canton at 9pm. I might just have a regular hangover tomorrow.
So, fuck him hard and make him hurt. Make him sting. Make him oooch.
You want to make Obama “oooch”?
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MCPO, the link was supposed to be to the pineapple thing.
I had looked at the Gerry and the Pace Makers song as part of a longer post about why some bands made it big and some didn’t.
The Who, Stones and the Beatles all had a great look and great musicianship. Guess what, shit loads of other bands did too.
What made them great? It was the songwriting.
Gerry and the Pacemakers get a lot of well-deserved credit for starting the ‘Mersey-Beat’ sound, but he couldn’t write great songs like Lennon/McCartney did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFaPJs43eI4
My poat got pushed down for a recipe?
A FUCKING RECIPE?!?!?!?!?
true, it’s looks baconlicious, but … REALLY?
smh
Ba haaa haaa – Obama used Greek columns for his little presser yesterday.
Was just getting ready to make a long rant.
I’ll save it for a poat in the am.
My poat got pushed down for a recipe?
A FUCKING RECIPE?!?!?!?!?
Yes. I’d said I was doing a Saturday afternoon poat a few days ago. The warning was as ample as Rosetta’s bosom.
*prepares for banning*
My latest letter to the editor of my local paper.
For background, after the plans were already approved to spend $225million on two new high schools here, which will cause my property taxes to increase approx. 33%, and after we just approved an agreement that says that only unionized companies can bid on the projects “to keep costs low”, and after we were PROMISED that the price would not be higher than $225million (and that they won’t cum in our mouths too, apparently), some expressive-wristed drama teacher demanded a “state-of-the-art fly system” for the auditorium be added to the project for one school, which means it also has to be added to the other. A fly system is the pully system that opens and closes the curtains and raises and lowers the backdrops on the stage.
The cost of this system? $2.1million EACH, including installation.
Here’s my response:
In the middle of one of the worst economic periods in our country’s history, Meriden’s leaders decide to spend almost a quarter of a billion dollars to build two new high schools (a project that even state Democrat leaders said was perhaps just a bit over-the-top in regards to cost) and we’re told “Don’t worry! We promise that it won’t cost more than that! Trust us!”
The ground is not even broken on these projects and the price tag has already gone up over $4million, because we simply must have the “state-of-the-art fly system” in BOTH of the new “state-of-the-art” auditoriums.
What’s next? “State-of-the-art” floor tiles, for only a couple of million more dollars? Maybe “state-of-the-art” window shades? That would probably only be a couple of million more dollars, right? Or maybe we can get “state-of-the-art” chalk for the “state-of-the-art” chalkboards? Probably get that for only a few million more, so why not?
Or maybe, and I know this may sound silly, but maybe we could stop spending even more outrageous sums of money that we do not have on this already over-priced and unnecessary vanity project? Seriously, just how much do these “state-of-the-art” add-ons actually contribute to the “state-of-the-art” education our children should be receiving?
Naaaah, who am I kidding?
Spend away, city leaders. After all, it’s not like it’s your money….
The warning was as ample as Rosetta’s bosom.
stunned that I missed it then.
This poat may have been updated. We can’t know for sure.
Wiser, your school system should cut Drama. Obama is pro- no-drama, so they should be fine with it.
This poat may have been updated. We can’t know for sure.
*thud*
There may be additional updates.
I’m eating it now. It’s everything I dreamed it would be.
This is the same town council that had to listen to the superintendent of schools recently whine and beg to make up for a $5million budget shortfall.
But we got an extra $4mil just laying around to add more shit to this already overpriced project?
fucking insanity
I’m eating it now. It’s everything I dreamed it would be.
leon, that looks awesome. Is that turkey bacon?
Pork bacon, pork sausage.
But we got an extra $4mil just laying around to add more shit to this already overpriced project?
When did you move to Detroit?
I may have to make that for an upcoming pic-a-nic I’ll be attending.
I’m assuming that serves one person?
I may easily polish off half of it, so it might serve two. This breakfast for me, though.
And lunch. Possibly dinner.
I think someone needs to send Russ in Winterset that recipe.
He’s one of the few people I’ve heard of on the internet who actually likes bacon.
I might extend the cooking times somewhat if I make this again. The bacon could be a little more done in places. Maybe another 30 min at 250F. 10 min at each higher temp.
Up for a beer Wiserbud?
Geoff just called, he’s 20 minutes away.
Geoff just called, he’s 20 minutes away.
Sounds like an awesome idea!
e-mail where and when
and whether or not I should wear the monkey.
Stopped at half of it. Couldn’t eat another bite. I don’t know if I’ll ever be hungry again. So happy.
Ooo! Mini meat. Can you guys live stream that? The hoe seemed to work pretty good.
You think that would feed 4 non-weight lifter people, Leon?
Mr The Private Sector is Fine is golfing, today, for his 99th time as president.
We should have a party, or something, for his 100th round.
Oh, definitely, Cyn. It would probably pair well with some tart apples or some avocado slices. If you wanted to really stretch it, you could get 8 servings if you put some scrambled eggs alongside.
A scrambled egg dish would be perfect. Good call.
This isn’t shocking, but :
Fuck them and Hollywood.
Royalty:
Michelle Obama has learned from the missteps of first ladies past, seeking out up-and-comers and wearing more than 50 American designers in her husband’s first term
Ahem.
She’s so clever, that Moochelle.
Nap or Cabela’s? I’ve got 4 hours before I need to be in Canton. The nap would likely be prudent.
I vote Nap.
Cabelas.
But then I don’t nap.
Considering my last NICS check took 90 minutes, it might be best to postpone ’til tomorrow anyhow.
What I could do tonight is head to Canton a little early and get a little lumber to act as a target backstop. That way I can practice a bit when I come back from Cabela’s tomorrow.
>> Geoff just called, he’s 20 minutes away.
I facilitate the love.
new curtains and table cloth and napkins. I am headed out to find some wine glasses now.
SoHoS – Target or Flea market?
I will nap.
The misses will be here in 2 hr.
Shit, I wanna have a beer with you guys.
I’m still waiting for the camera phone taped to the hoe for the livestream. Party poopers.
Oh, “hoe”…never mind.
Welcome AoSHQ/Mothership Refugees and Lurkers.
HA! Oso… You remember when they live streamed the Texas meat-up? I think it was Andy’s camera phone that they taped to Michael’s digging hoe and leaned it against the BBQ.
Also, I think a you can put an ‘E’ on the back end of any word to make it old. Like Hotspur. Thus an old Ho becomes “Hoe”.
What are you getting at, Cyn?
Oh; sorry.
Cyn ♥s HotspurE
I thought you had to work today.
Osolocoe…Like that?
Shouldn’t you and your missus be having a crazy anniversary weekend on kitchen tables and whatnot?
Cyn, I WILL need your help if I decide to do a Thursday music thread. I have no skills and I’ll need it.
I am working. Sort of. But not right this second. For a few moments.
I can be bought, Osogirl.
Have you played around with your WerdPuss site yet? Great way to get a handle on stuff. You could even change your theme to the H2 one so you can see how your posts will show up.
I only have a wordpress so I can comment here. Being dragged kicking and screaming into the modern era.
It’s pretty hard to break, but not impossible of course. If you want to make me an admin for emergency use only, I’m happy to help.
Shoot me an email at my g-string and I can walk you thru what ever you need.
Thanks, Cyn.
She’s resting up.
Mmmmmm, the gurlz is talkin’ g-strings.
Ha ha ha!
*Pours HS some Gatorade*
Cyn, I will. Probably on a slow day.
Mmmmmm, the gurlz is talkin’ g-strings.
*cues up 70′s p0rn music in the background*
What the stuff is this nonsense.
Hey, does anyone know if we’re getting a chess thread at acedark tonight?
Double Stuffs
It’s tagged “FUCK YOU ICE” because you’re cookin’ MCs like a pound of bacon?
Orig HQ up again with new poat and comments even. Hard to know about Chess Thread, but FINGERS CROSSED!!!11!
I put a lot into this poat, so I hope no one is expecting a tic tac toe thread.
Woohoo, the HQ is back!!!! Book thread tomorrow! Squeeeeee!!!!
I hope the recent unpleasantness doesn’t interfere with the Chess Thread. I even went shopping for a new outfit to wear while perusing it…
http://tinyurl.com/7hcrvd3
Sean, are they still in business?
I have no idea, oso. I haven’t been inside a mall in at least five years.
Looks like it closed quite a while ago.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_King
Yeah, I just did the google thing since Wiser is too busy having fun with the W’s and Geoff to get sarcastic about it. I like people watching at the mall.
I replaced that motherfuckin wireless router like it was my BITCH
sweet mother of Bakon, Leon i take back ALL the crappy things i said about MM, this is the greatest thing since Cyn’s puberty growth
As I said, I may need to tinker with the cook time, but it was pretty damn good.
Well, I commented at AOSHQ. We’ll see. . .
Target, Tuesday Morning and Pier One.
cyn, wanna go up to the QT and watch the bats eat bugs?
Yes you did Master Chief. So did I.
We are not talking about angry, upraised political brethren MCPO. We are talking about idiots who cannot temper themselves and are willing to put people at risk, of their lives, because of some nonsensical notion of “free speech” and “internet toughness”.
heya Sohos, hows thangs?
Things are fantastic! How are you?
FELDSPAR
Bacon asplosion. I haz all the gredients!
Chief, Cyn and I were reading last nights threads in real time. Ace was more patient than I would have been and it resulted in fewer bannings than I would have made. EoJ captured it pretty well.
Bacon asplosion. I haz all the gredients!
If you make it, try going a little longer than I did at each temp stage, or try turning it on the rack with tongs a couple of times. I think the bottom of it doesn’t get as crispy if it just sits.
Ace was more than patient, and gave plenty of warnings. His house, his rules; no prob for most of us. Never the less, I am a bit saddened that change is coming, but I suppose it was bound to happen.
Sad from the standpoint that it HAD to happen at all.
What happened for those of us who dont go over there?
A couple of jerkholes started making comments that were too stupid for print and refused to dial it back, in spite of numerous requests.
As I said in my comment, I didn’t wade into what must have been a cesspool. I was merely reacting to what Ace wrote in that particular post. I read it twice before I commented. I would just hate to see the pendulum swing too far the other way.
I don’t think it will swing too far, MCPO. I’m sure it won’t. Probably.
I don’t think it will swing too far. He’s back tonight instead of waiting until Monday.
well it’s swinging and it’s past time.
Too many jerks spoil it now.
I have to be a tiny bit grateful for the jerks over there– one asshole in particular got me to delurk and play here with you mooks.
You have a kind heart Cyn.
I’m pretty much always going to admire you for that. That’s the deal. Tough shit.
sohos, if yer around, cant complain
all the hostagettes make my day
we need a henry-thon about now, call rosie!
Awww…Cyn called me a mook!
Nasty Adolf. Google it.
Aww, Dave, you’re totally going to ruin my rep.
http://is.gd/M73RWW
cyn, we “Know” what an evil B*tch you really are
Aww, damn! I WAS gonna post a new one of DG and her Momma. Oh well. . .
DO IT Master Chief, i need the cheering up!
Nasty Adolf. Google it.
No, and you can’t make me! You’re not my real half-step brother!!
Evenin’, goofballs.
heya Andrew
I need to run back to Target b/c I don’t like one set of curtains. UGH
Search your heart, Cyn–you know it to be true.
Fine work today, Andy.
*slides a Big Gulp of single malt down the bar*
I don’t know what is prettier this time of evening, the fireflies or the sky when the sun is beyond the mountains. . .
>> Aww, Dave, you’re totally going to ruin my rep
Do you EVER shut your yammerin pie-hole?
NOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!
Okay.
Well, maybe.
^^That was for Sean, btw.
Yes, Dave.
Summertime is porch time. . . even if you’re a tiny peanut.
http://flic.kr/p/bVExRB
*smooches Cyn* There, that oughta do it.
(I keed because I love)
Thanks for the DG pics, Chief!
When I have a mouth full of Oreos.
Master Chief dey is beautimus!
*smooches Dave back*
——————-
She’s so beautiful, MCPO!
Oh my goodness she is so precious
cyn, im telling ya, BIG bats down at the QT
Awwwww. Sweet pic, MCPO.
That was fun. Thanks for facilitatin’ Dave.
heya roamy didnt see ya there! Yowza Boom
>> *slides a Big Gulp of single malt down the bar*
Banned in New York. I like it.
She is teh peanuttiest, Chief.
Hi Krow. Anyone know what to do for spider bites?
Master Chief, i wanna put that peanut in my pocket and take her to the circus
I always hated those things, Krow. Never could kill those bastages fast enough.
{shudders}
RFH, what kind of spider?
Was it a radioactive spider, Roamy? Because you should just sit back and let yourself develop superpowers if it was.
SpiderRoam, SpiderRoam, does whatever a SpiderRoam does. . .
OK: what are the odds?
Geoff’s friend brought a friend. Who is an AOSHQ moron that has been reading the site for years. Comments as “Uncle Dave.”
How is this possible?
Invisible threads. Connecting Morons to each other. I wonder if Ace’s site never existed, maybe some of us would still have met or at least we’re all just two or three degrees separated, simply based on our preferences and likely associations.
That wasn’t actually coherent but I think you understand.
Just remember, though, with great power comes great responsibility.
Meh. Rub some dirt on it, unless it had a violin or an hour glass on it’s butt.
Having had that happen to me just recently (right down to a neighbor right across the street!), Laura, I definitely get that.
Violin butt = ER.
Yo, yo, yo!
http://tinyurl.com/75pw2y6
Laura, i understood that completely, i need to be committed
Cyn, the mezzican boys are popping em good with wrist rockets
Don’t know what kind of spider. Just two places on my left foot – BIG red welts, heat. I know if it forms a bullseye to go see a doctor.
at least we’re all just two or three degrees separated, simply based on our preferences and likely associations.
Mr. Beasn worked with Mr. RFH. That was a small world moment.
>> That was fun. Thanks for facilitatin’ Dave.
SWEET!
God damn I miss y’all.
feh.. fuckin knee
>> That wasn’t actually coherent but I think you understand.
I don’t think I would have ever met you had it not been for ace’s. Most of you really.
And wouldn’t I be a poorer man without that love and friendship?
Roamy look up the symptoms for a brown recluse bite. Unlikely, but something you don’t want to mess with.
BIG red welts, heat.
Doctor. Sorry. But.
Doctor.
Mr. Beasn worked with Mr. RFH. That was a small world moment.
What?! I never heard that story!
dave indeed my friend, i love all you muggerfluggers
Roamy, DR.
MCPO, she’s a really beautiful little angel.
shit.. see a doc please RFH
That guy is responsible for a lot of friendships, probably some marriages and babies too. The Ewok that changed the world.
I never would have met you Scott.
With a knife in your pocket.
Ever. It’s amazing and good.
Boot. Steak knife + pocket = fail
I have Patty Ann to thank for introducing me to Ace and to you knuckleheads.
heh.
Patty Ann found us too from Dave’s crap tree poat
Yeah, I don’t think there’s any way I’d have met any of you fuc … errr, fine people … if not for Ace’s.
oh my, from that?
wow.
Sohos, we were sitting in the Irish bar in StL, and Mr. Beasn said where he worked. I said my husband uses your software. He knew Mr. RFH. There is a users group meeting where they give feedback to the company usually three times a year, and they either met there or talked on telecons.
some marriages and babies too.
Exhibit A: Will, Peel, and Aaron.
Roamy, are you take a ‘wait and see what it looks like in the morning’ approach to your vampire bites?
Vampire spiders are the shit!
The crap tree that changed the world!
Dave quit gmail?
nope, I still do gmail
Gmail gstrings.
the crap tree had something to do with this?
I had no idea.
Roamy,
I had a bite on my thigh that, when I finally tore the top off, was a hole, .25″deep and .125″ dia. At the bottom was necrotised(dead) black flesh. I poured peroxide in it a couple times a day and it, eventually healed-up. It was probably a hobo-spider, as we don’t have recluses this side of the mountains.
See a Doctor!
If you wanna be grossed-out, Bing “Spider bites”.
MCPO, She’s a little cutie!
non sequitur: (?)
http://tinyurl.com/7wsjymy
heh
ChrisPy – Thank you!
heh
Red Solo Cups
Back from the desert.
Beer me.
Beer’d.
Bud Lite Lime?
Really?
I guess I’m just lucky it’s not a chardonnay…
I’m all out of Zima.
“Beer’d.”
*there’s gotta be joke in there somewhere…*
I’m all out of Zima.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
Look, I’ve got a headache and an ingrown toenail. I had to drive to the desert and back. I need just a hint of sympathy here.
And don’t you fuckers tell me to look in the dictionary between “shit” and “siphyllis” either…
Offers XBrad a nice chilled Yeungling.
I guess I’m just lucky it’s not a
chardonnay…Corona.Fixted
Actually, I like Corona.
And Yeungling.
Sounds like somebody needs an whaaaa-amber lamps.
Everytime someone says “Yuengling”, I want Primanti’s. Best sammich EVER!
I know nothing about beer anymore; quit drinking it in early adulthood–just too many hangovers no matter how much or little I drank.
Cyn, it must have been the gluten. They have gluten free beers now.
Hey XBrad, I put up a poat at your place and have one nearly ready for tomorrow. So there.
What was X doing in the dessert? That is gross
Stop talking about gluten! You want Rosetta going all Ace on your ass?
Couda been that indeed, Oso. I have come to enjoy the smooth of a bit of vodka on occasion, plus the fact that I don’t feel like I have to go pee every 15 minutes is a bonus.
I see there’s plenty of blogdrama at the AoSFB group as well. Quelle surprise!
Hey, if Leon can push Wiser down with a recipe, I can talk shit about gluten. Or something.
ROAMY!!!
Thanks. Had to go get clean underwear. And water the plants. And whatnot. Really, nothing that couldn’t wait, but it got me out of the house.
Vman – If you re-freeze the ice cream, the taste might not be so noticeable.
Cyn must be my sista. I can drink 1 beer without icepicks in my head. Most of the time.
My Bro left for a 2 week vacay up by Jimbro.
Mom is calling me 3x a day because she is lonely.
X,
Yeah watching that “AoSFB group ” was pretty informative. JD (UncleFacts) seems to be totally not up with that shit, but things are fluid. This will not end well. When something gets to be this popular, enough of ‘the bad kind’ are attracted that is self destructs.
So it goes…
If you re-freeze the ice cream, the taste might not be so noticeable.
New monitor, stat!
Ugh, I’m dreading reading that facedouche drama, but it’s like a hot sweaty shirtless sexy man on the side of the road changing the tire – you simply must slow down to look.
“new monitor..”
http://tinyurl.com/cxr3oue
Meh. Most of the pertinent threads were deleted. Continuation of the last 2 weeks.
I don’t know that I’ve ever posted anything in the group.
Every time I find something remotely funneh, I rush here to share it.
I just hang in the Moronettes group for the HHD fodder.
Morons: What do you want for Christmas Ace?
Ace *sobbing*: I just want you kids to get along!!?!
*looks off into the middle distance thinking about HHD fodder*
Think I’m going outside to burn a butt and then do some reading in bed.
Ya know what we need around here ‘cuz it’s been too long? A joke thread.
Heh. HHD fodder.
Sweet dreams, MCPO.
G’night H2.
Nighty dreams to you, Oso.
Chief, you going out and sitting on a flaming grill?
Longmire on A%E was pretty good. Another new show is on 10pm tomorrow
I only read the posts at AOS the comments do not do anything for me. In 2002-2005 they did.
We just had a joke thread. Not my fault you weren’t playing.
My God will punish me for even commenting on this thread
Hi Texas Jew, Are you Gay like Jewston?
Wait sorry. We welcome all here except liberals.
Welcome TJ
What a delightful evening. Drank far too much beer (in a good way) and had fantastic conversation with laura, scott, and wiserbud.
Thanks for helping me get in touch with laura, Dave, and thanks to l, s & w for meeting me on such short notice. It’s honestly the most fun I’ve had in 2 months.
Meh, it was kinda late for a joke thread anyways. ‘Nuther time
My God will punish me for even commenting on this thread
He’ll have to stand in line.
What did you do 2 months ago that was more fun?
Welcome TexasJew; glad you delurked. I hope that your punishment is minimal.
I wasn’t lurking. I just came backl from a couple of days in the Black Hills in South Dakota and found that AoSHQ has swallowed its own tongue.
What did you do 2 months ago that was more fun?
Played ultimate, went to the pub to drink beer, and spent the afternoon napping and hanging with my family. Probably not actually more fun, but about equal.
I just came backl from a couple of days in the Black Hills…
Racist.
Anytime you can hook up with good peeps is a good time, Geoff.
…and found that AoSHQ has swallowed its own tongue.
It seems to happen every few years, doesn’t it.
Now that I’m back in Irvine, I should probably give Lippy a call. Haven’t seen her around here much lately.
Did she move near Sean? or more PJM’s way?
Sooo, TexasJew, how did you find us and what are you wearing?
Anytime you can hook up with good peeps is a good time, Geoff.
Yep, but the crowd tonight was exceptional and 100% on their game.
Now that I’m back in Irvine, I should probably give Lippy a call. Haven’t seen her around here much lately.
Dang – I was in HB last week.
Did she move near Sean? or more PJM’s way?
She’s right next to Irvine.
Yeah, she’s probably not much more than 5 miles from me right now.
//stalker mode on
http://tinyurl.com/7749agp
Sooo, TexasJew, how did you find us and what are you wearing?
I’m wearing a manly cologne and an old “Ernest Goes to Camp” T-shirt.
nighty night jam2
Watching Act of Valor Blu Ray. It’s a great rendering, every bit as pretty as it was on the big screen. Pick up a copy!
run TXJew, FOR YAHWEHS SAKE RUUUUUN!
I have spent the last 1/2 hour trying to decide which William Shakespeare t-shirt to buy myself…Do I know how to party on a Saturday night or what?!?!
I made it home!
I’m stone sober, but gee golly I’m tired.
I was also soundly defeated at pool by a very drunk gal that had no right to make any of her shots. It was unreal.
I’m watching The Bodyguard.
Man, Bobby Brown is a shitstain for getting Whitney hooked on drugs.
She used to not be a punchline. She was gorgeous and a heck of a singer.
We can’t know that Whitney wouldn’t have gotten there another way. This doesn’t change the fact that Bobby Brown is a shitstain, but still.
That’s his prerogative.
Does Everyone Remember Prerogative?
Well, I guess I don’t have to come up with one of those, then.
Goodnight.
wakey wakey
Mornin.
Time to go play my alumni gig. Only slightly hungover, amazingly enough.
What’s on deck for everyone today?
Scott, shouldn’t you get Lauraw up for chores?
Not today Car in.
cough itsherbirthday cough
No way!! Happy Birthday laura!!
But she’s not very good at the aging process. Most of us manage to look older every year. But laura – it’s like she’s not even trying.
I’m going to bring her to the dump to shovel compost later.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURAW!!!!!
Make the flying monkeys wait on her.
Ha ha ha ha *smooch* Geoff.
We’re going to the dump today! I’m so happy!
I’m going to bring her to the dump to shovel compost later.
BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!
(Scott, I hope you are not planning on getting laid.)
Happy Birthday Laura.
And we had a great time last night too.
Once again, everybody kept their helmets on and no one was bitten. We’re getting really good at this!!!
Happy Birthday Michael.
Happy birthday, Laura. I hope you find heaps of great stuff at the dump.
In celebration of your birthday, Lauraw, I’m going to see Radiohead tomorrow.
I hope you appreciate the sacrifice.
Happy Birthday Laura.
The BacEx is re-heating in the oven. I didn’t eat after it or before it yesterday. I’m completely shocked to be hungry so soon.
Oh dear Heaven, 94 today? I better start the yard work PDQ.
Morning shadenboner:
http://dailycaller.com/2012/06/08/obama-girl-is-not-as-excited-about-2012-wont-endorse-obama/
Gonna be hot here too. But we’re going to brunch first. So we’ll be shoveling in the hotness. Oh well! Sweat is good for you.
70 with clouds and sun today.
Happy happy, Humpty Dumpty!
I got you and Scott tickets to an Olympic qualifier:
http://i.imgur.com/8ahVY.gif
You might want to wear a poncho.
Happy birthday Laura!
**sends gift card for two bags of monkey chow
Roamy!
Any super-powers yet?
So I’m at my parent`s house for their 50th wedding anniversary party. They spent a month getting their gardens and patio ready for an outdoor party, and it looked awesome on Friday, but the weather on Saturday did not cooperate…it was so windy you couldn’t stay outside for long, and the decorations and flower petals are in the next county.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9lEd5bIbbQ
Any super-powers yet?
A rack that can stun at 20 paces.
Best wishes on your 23rd birthday, Laura! Or is it 24 already?
Happy Happy Birthday my sweet Layra!!!!!
A rack that can stun at 20 paces.
True dat Roamy!
Today I will be avoiding church and scouting trailhead locations for a family day-hike up in the canyons.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBWFJ85n_w0
Morning Sohos.
I have to go buy a metal rake. Lots of crap built up in my drainage ditches.
I might need to get an extendable pole with some kind of fork or grabber on it. I’ve got weeds in the middle of the pond.
Good morning Pup!
Happy Birthday, Lauraw!
Happy birthday to Laura and her malformed conjoined twin.
So how is BaconX day 2?
It re-heated pretty well. I put it back in the oven at 250 for half an hour, then sliced it. Wasn’t quite hot enough in the middle, so I nuked it for 30 more seconds.
Then devoured.
Thanks guys!! Time to go strap on the feedbag.
Please somebody tell me what has been decided over at Ace’s?? There’s open comments? I so confuzzled now.
Unbelievable. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=opRO6jDjVrM#!
Omg it’s too fucking hot. I’ve got a bit over a mile left to run and I’m about dead. I’m sitting under a tree for a minute. Not only is it already hot but I’ve got some form of Ebola . It’s minor, don’t worry but I’ve already had to make one dash for the bushes. God am I stupid.
I’m gonna walk to the hardware store for that rake. ’bout 3 miles round trip. I should survive.
Take water.
For a 3 mile walk in the shade with shopping at the midpoint?
Madness.
Happy Birthday, Laura!!
New Poat too