Hi. I got to hang out with Roamy last night and you didn’t. I can therefore conclude that you gargle Roberts Balls™. I wrote this song yesterday at about 10:16 am.
Today’s model is from England and she’s hot but her boobs aren’t really that big. I guess you can’t win ‘em all right. It’s always best to compromise. Split the baby and what not. So here she is: Rosie Jones. She’s probably about half of what you want, but you’re just going to have to live with it wingnuts. I know what’s best for you.
Little Jerry decided that his place was on the roosting bar – so he surprised us and just hopped right up. I have no idea how he got all the way up there; perhaps MJ could give us some insight into how he faces seemingly insurmountable hurdles?
I woke up and realized it’s Wednesday. Conference, schmonference, we gotta put HHD up. A very smart Hostagette sent me this NSFW link, and thank you, ma’am, for the inspiration. “Magic Mike” opens tomorrow, but HHD is now. (click on pics to embiggen)
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
Hello and good morning to all of you who read this. Welcome to a very special Monday. Theoretically, SCOTUS (not to be confused with SCROTUSS) is going to announce a decision on something unconstitutional that the Obama admin has done. Now, they’ve done a number of things that violate the highest law of the land, so we don’t know which one, and SCOTUS itself is packed with illiterates that can’t read the constitution’s plain language, so we don’t know how they’ll decide.
In the midst of such radical uncertainty about the fate of our once-great nation, it’s nice to know that some things remain constant, some things are still true. The institution of MMM is here for you; constant, unwavering, and steady in its mission.
Now, to the ladies. Who wants to play soccer?
Will SCOTUS release its ruling today?
What will they rule?
And what of the AZ immigration case?
Do these jeans make my ass look big?
Today’s model is from the Czech Rzpzblzc, and is listed as 25 years old. I’m calling bullshit on that, although maybe it’s the miles, not the years. Who knows how old anyone is in the former USSR satellites? This super hot chick lists herself as 29, although I’m guessing she’s not a day under 30. Please welcome this week’s model, that once again proves it’s pretty hard to airbrush a butterface, Gabrielle Passtel!!!!