May 30, 2012
Categories: asshole, Booze, Chubs, conspiracy theory, Federal Witness Protection Program, pets, Politics, Your mom likes this, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: Cyn
herro, where are the gay bath-salt zombies please?
I think Bugs was a Jackrabbit. Thumper was a bunny. YMMV.
Are you trying to inject reality into my fantasy world, Oso?! Nooooooooooooo!
I miss RC Cola and Moon Pies! Stupid diabetes!
i Hated Bugs Bunny, i so wanted elmer to blow his smart assed head off
late for me.
i commiserate Oso, i cant have anything good anymore, i get a coffee every morning and thats it for me
Hi and bye Wiser.
That’s a very dark Thumper, IIRC.
Sweet dreams, wiserbuns.
Bugs Bunny was a cross dresser. Not a tranny. Back to your Brady Bunch free poat.
cynnie, cynnie, cynnie BREAK MY NOSE i dont care!
Not a tranny. Back to your Brady Bunch free poat.
I always wondered about Alice being a tranny…
No way, Krow; I want you to have all the delight of smelling boys’ stinky socks when I airmail them from my trebuchet.
Plus you’ll be doing me a favor in that I won’t have to wash them.
well she WAS gay
and Miss Hathaway
Brady Bunch meets The Beverly Hillbillies.
Bwahahahaha! Episode mash-up win.
Oh, and you got your bath salts up there, Krow. ‘Cuz I’m a giver.
Cyn, I grew up with a Dad who thought everyone in Hollywood was ghey. Gomer Pyle=ghey. Alice=ghey. Rock Hudson=ghey. His theory was stupid but he sure seemed to be able to recognize the ghey. He WAS a Navy corpsman though. IYKWIMAITTYD?
Wow, Oso; if your dad pegged Rock Hudson as ghey that early on, his gaydar was strong. That seemed to come as a huge shock to many of that generation.
Cyn, he started telling us that Gomer and Rock were ghey in the late 60′s. I didn’t even know what ghey was!
Richard Chamberlain was a big one too. Dr Kildare era before Thornbirds. It was hard having a girlhood crush! LOL
and the hottest freak (positively speaking) strolls in!!!
OT, but worth sharing; there’s about 1000 memes in this commercial: http://youtu.be/DRQFJF6OV4g
Oso, thanks for puttin’ out the Batsignal on the breaker. That breaker controlled the power to all the bedrooms and all the bathrooms. Not. Ideal.
oso, that was some good shooting by your Pa
Also, HI EVERYBODY!
Also, sorry for disappearing, I realized that I was stinking up my room and needed to correct that.
Did you get your breakers fixed, Sky? It’s a pretty simple deal to replace them too.
Nerdy arty-ness. Cause I can.
Very cool, Revvy!
Time for me to go medicate my boys. I may or may not pop back in later, cool kids. M’wah!
are you talkin to me sky? Talkin to ME?
Kay, nighty night if you don’t make it back Cyn <3
One of my meatspace friends came over and fixed it. It took him about 20 seconds. Of course. Something about it running to the 15 amp side when there was a 20 amp side and why the fuck would they do that and let me just move this wire and poof!! it worked.
Doesn’t that make you feel dumb Sky?
That’s how it usually works with me when I tell my Dad there’s something wrong with my compy.
Though I maintain that it just likes him better.
Do we need to throw down? ‘Cause we can throw down. For funsies.
Revvy, shouldn’t you be designing really cool tarot cards? Sky, everything you just wrote came out “pie, bacon, skittles”
sky i choose GayZombieDore for the win!
Nah. I don’t feel dumb. Electrical and plumbing are scary shit. I stay the eff away from them at all costs. And I’m fine with not knowing how to fix it. That’s what boys are for. And, shit, oso, now I want pie, and bacon, and skittles.
… I feel like I can’t even begin to compete with that.
Sky, stay away from electrical!!! Scary stuff!
I want pie. Cept I been off of it for a month.
Time to rest eye
pure ass crazee Skylia thats how i roll
I <3 you DinT!!!!
back at ya Skygoober.. glad it’s okey doke.
I just realized we left bacon at my cousin’s house after Dan made grilled bacon wrapped jalapeño poppers for Memorial Day. MAREEEEE!!!!
Oso – I’m workin’ on it!
And hopefully my avvie will change soon… cause once I draw something I like, I use it for EVERYTHING.
I … want grilled bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers more than words can possibly express. How do I create such wonders, Oso?
I really like the detail in the card design.
Thanks Oso. I seem to have a thing lately for drawing beads. Lots and lots of beads.
Though my computer is like ‘HNNNNNG WHY SO MANY PHOTOSHOP FILES ALL OF A SUDDEN!?’
78 cards… it’s gonna be a long project.
Revvy, what are you designing for the front of the cards?
Sky, fresh jalapeños, filled with cream cheese, wrapped with bacon. Easy peasy. (My hubby made them)
Well, they’re tarot cards, so they’re all different. 22 major arcana, which all have their own symbols and narratives to work in, and then 56 minor arcana, which are pretty much your standard playing card fare, plus an extra face card in each suit (the knight). So, I have to design at least 16 face cards there, and sometimes the number cards are illustrated individually too, though we’ll see if I’m that ambitious.
Bottom line, I have at least 38 seperate illustrations to do. Possibly more if I wanna get fancy.
How true to the genre are you staying?
I’m going to try to stick relatively close to the traditional symbolism, but yanno, with an overall voodoo theme. Mostly just because there are people who take tarot kinda seriously, and would be my most likely buyers, so I don’t want to piss them off by being like ‘yeah, fuck your symbolism, I DO WHAT I WANT.’
That said, I do have some wiggle room because not all tarot decks use the EXACT same symbols, there are just some overarching themes to stick to.
Very cool! Have fun with your designs.
Ooooh! Love the new avie!!! Homework assignment for Hostages: watch Lilo & Stitch and then write what “ohana” means to you…
Good evening ladies.
Was up late catching up on some back episodes of Grimm.
Any STL based hostages still up? Thinking about putting together a meet-up in a couple of weeks.
is there an easier way to send Jewstin some bucks? Why is he in WY?
Can’t he just give BJ’s in the truck stop bathroom like Rosetta?
OK. I’ll pitch in.
You people always set up meet-ups in places I can’t afford to go
Aren’t you in Seattle? I usually get there a couple of times a year for simulator training at Boeing.
Don’t Everybody Relax, Please.
No, I’m in CT. I don’t think you could have been farther off
Last time I was in CT I was in Cape Cod. Doing some flying at the ANG base. That was a long time ago.
Being a Texan, I tend to get MA, NH, and CT confused sometimes. I tend to remember cities better than states when I’m in little bitty states up there.
Wait, Cape Cod is in MA. Damn, no wonder I can’t remember my states!
Back when I flew C-5′s I went through Westover quite a bit. Had a really crazy/sexy time with a girl that was on tour with the Sesame Street Live! show in Springfield.
Her name was Bert.
Ummm… there’s a school up here called Westover. It’s up the street from me.
Was talking about Westover ARB in Springfield. It’s a military base.
I know I just found it amusing that you used it to mention a girl – cause the Westover up the street from me is an all-girls school.
Ha! OK, I’m off to bed.
Good night Citizens!
Sleep tight, peoples.
For the Game of Thrones fans
I applied and talked to a headhunter in Jackson Michigan today.
Is Jackson ok? It looks like it is between AA and Battle Creak is that in the weeds? BFE?
Humn … Hotspur would know better then me, probably. But I give two thumbs up for you moving to Michigan.
BiW said Juan Williams was the first living brain donor. He’s right – the guy is on Fox now, defending Obama’s assertion that his rate of spending is the least in recent history.
I do have those size 6s all ready for Sohos.
good morning early risers I hope you all have a fabulous Thursday
Heh. Got an email from my old church, asking me to volunteer this weekend. Bwahahahahahahaha!!!
Jackson’s got good shopping, it’s far enough from Detroit that it’s not dependent on the auto industry. It does have the state penitentiary, though, just in case you find that sort of thing off-putting. It’s about an hour west of where I live. I drive through it every time I go visit my family. I’d move there for a good enough job.
Now that I’ve answered the question, who asked it?
defending Obama’s assertion that his rate of spending is the least in recent history.
Well, he’s consistent, since a cut in the growth of spending = draconian cuts.
Love the tortured logic.
We’ve got a prison in Lapeer (Thumb correctional ) and we don’t have to worry about escaped prisoners.
What else aren’t you telling us about Lapeer, Car in? Nuclear waste dump? Coal power plant? Mercury mine?
Two days ago I drank 1 beer. I planned on drinking 6 last night, but only drank two. By drinking one more beer than the previous day, I cut my beer intake by 2/3rds.
This is how it works, wingnuts.
Ann Arbor doesn’t tell you that there’s an institution for the criminally insane about 3 miles south of town. It’s not Arkham, or anything, but I’ve never heard of an escape or anyone not moving to AA because of it.
Tell Mr Car in that I did not mean it.
*moves to Argentina*
What else aren’t you telling us about Lapeer, Car in? Nuclear waste dump? Coal power plant? Mercury mine
Should I have mentioned that stuff? Oops.
The ONLY thing bad about having the prison here , is that sometimes when they get out … they decide they kinda like Lapeer.
My sheriff friend says when they can, they offer to DRIVE them. To Flint or Detroit or wherever. Just OUT of town.
I wonder if the bunny made it?
I saw (a record) of FOUR bunnies on the driveway last night. It was crazy. They’ve learned that they shouldn’t live too close to the house. LIke the groundhog.
I’ve got a kill -zone perimeter around my house.
I’ve got a bunch that keep darting between the driveway garden and the woods. I should start trappin’ ‘em.
What size is Michelle Obama? Wife and I were talking about this last, and I asked her if she liked that her initiative is healthy eating, staying fit, etc. Her response was kind of funny: Yes, she thought it was a worthy cause, but it was really hard to take advice about healthy living from a fat lady with a fat kid.
She’s gotta be a 14/16. Even slim, she’d be a big woman. Being a little heavy actually softens her slightly. She’d be downright unfeminine if she were fit. She shoulda picked a better issue, or perhaps just not bothered. Hell, if she’d just resurrected “Just Say No” I’d have applauded. She could have taken that message to urban blacks far better than Nancy did.
Also, I miss Punky Brewster.
Ha ha ha … so I googled it.
Obama zombies are insane.
She is around a size 8 misses! We are built the same, but she has no belly at all.
Ha ha ha ..
A “misses” size. Yea right. LOL.
Misses are designed for teens who haven’t fully filled out. Women usually cannot fit misses sizes.
The woman is 6′ tall, how the fuck?
She’s a size 8 in their imagination.
A size 8 dress would be a tight shirt on her. She’d need a giganto belt and pair of size 18 pants to go with it.
Size 8? Maybe 18.
I was wondering how much Serena Williams weighed one time ’cause she’s built like an NFL linebacker. Her website said 135!!! Seriously? She’s gotta be 175 easy.
One note re. womens clothing sizes. Several years ago, sizes started increasing. They found out that if a size 8 was labeled a size 4, women would buy that clothing because they loved being a size “4″. Didn’t matter that they were still a size 8. “I’m a four in Ralph Lauren”
Re. Size: Michelle Obama can get more than halfway down Barry’s esophagus. Measure for yourself.
Clothing blog now? Rosetta should be happy about that.
But how far can she get up his colon? I think that’s more likely.
“Barry, have you been eating corn again? It feels rough.”
Corn on the cob today.
Corn on the log tomorrow.
Shit. The blog stated out 21% less ghey, and the ghey came rushing back.
Anybody see the hockey game last night?
Gotta go unload a trailer, then change the oil on my truck.
There, back to at least 22% less ghey.
Hockey is ghey.
Ghey is what this crowd is good at.
Stick with what you know, and all.
and the ghey came rushing back
Fucking MJ, with his question about what size is the wookie…..
What do you guys think about Obama’s pant crease?
Obama wears mom jeans and throws like a girl.
Quit insulting girls, oso.
If Moochelle is a size 8, then my tallywhacker is a healthy 9″!
Throws like a madrassa attending Indonesian that has never played the national pastime?
This whole Elizabeth Warren meltdown is amazing and wonderful. She has cornered herself and there ain’t no way out. I forget who she’s running against in the primary, but whoever that is will wind up being Scott Brown’s opponent.
Hockey is almost as ghey as soccer.
Sorry, Dave. No one should wear mom jeans. There isn’t a single figure that is flattered by that cut of jean. Tennis is almost as ghey as soccer. Hockey is kick ass!
This whole Elizabeth Warren meltdown is amazing and wonderful.
I agree. She is starting to make Martha Coakley’s campaign look good.
But I disagree about the primary – the state’s Democrap political machine has already made Fauxchohauntas the nominee – they can’t change now. They have to live with it. It will be even more fun watching them spin and jive to cover for her in the general.
Good morning cool kids.
>> they can’t change now
I’ll take that bet.
Apparently the polling hasn’t changed for Warren at all. I’ll have to check for recent data, though.
Ah. Now I see what you are referring to. It’s still Mass, though. They love them some lying, cheating, I’ll just go tidy up while you drown, Democrats.
You’re on! What shall we bet? Who gets to kick wiserbud’s ass first at the next meat-up we all attend?
Seriously, I will take that bet – we should wager something fun and hostage-like, though.
Mrs. Wiser says the bunny made it overnight and appears to have eaten and pooped.
Lauraw, have they named the bunny yet?
It’s a baby bunny, not much to it yet. Fatten it up a bit.
So Mrs Wiser said he could keep it?
Bunnies, Chickens, what next? Someone needs to become a falconer.
I don’t think so. I think the idea is to expose it to mutagens so it becomes a Bunnymonster that will not be susceptible to capture by the Wisers’ cats anymore.
This seems like a prudent plan and I can’t foresee any unintended consequences of altering the DNA of something that breeds so rapidly.
Mutant Rabbits. Wasn’t there a movie about that with Kevin Bacon in it?
Someone needs to become a falconer.
HA! That commercial where the dude buys a falcon after saving money with some insurance company cracks me up every single time.
Redundant, he’s in every movie. Including The Brady Bunch.
Is that a euphemism for something homoerotic?
Boils and pestulance.
Seems to me that Chuck Norris might have even had a bit role in that flick.
I think Brian Dennehy is the only thing Chuck Norris is afraid of.
Or is it the other way around? I’m so confused.
Yep, little Soledad O’Bunny is still alive and kicking.
Calling the vet today to see what can be done.
there’s like all this flashing light coming from the garage. Should I be worried?
*spits out mouthful of rice pudding*
HA HA HA HA HA DAMMIT!!
That was really good rice pudding.
well, “bugs” just seemed too cliched…..
I told wiserbride I wanted to name him Trigger.
She liked that.
Still don’t get to keep him, though.
Comment by Stark Dickflüssig on May 31, 2012 11:26 am
Gotta go unload a trailer, then change the oil on my truck.
Unfortunately, no. Moving my kid back from college.
vet said to release l’il Soledad into the wild.
I think I need to train her in the use of small arms first, maybe give her some survival training a la Bear Grylls, then send her out on her own.
I’m looking at this as a precursor to sending wiserdaughter off to school.
If you can stop the bunny from breeding, you should do great with wiserdaughter!
thanks for that.
Stopping Wiserdaughter from breeding is easy. Show he Michael’s pic, and mention that you’re selling her off to an arranged marriage.
Show he Michael’s pic,
I want her to keep from breeding until marriage, not to give up sex for the rest of her life.
there’s like all this flashing light coming from the garage. Should I be worried?
No, not at all…..
three little wishes
1. cyn, car in and pjm do a cover of the infamous cox internet commercial
“I LOVE COX”
2, Rosetta renounces fisting and becomes a lesbian chicken rancher
3. alan colmbs gets his ass beat by members of a lady roller derby team
alan colmbs gets his ass beat by members of a lady roller derby team1st grade Sunday School class
Fixt for realism
FoxNews has Obama speaking now for the unveiling of the W. & Laura Bush portraits.
That fucker can’t NOT make it about him. Jesustittyfuckingchrist.
1. He didn’t realize the magnitude of the financial crisis
2. He got bin Laden
Don’t talk shit.
Bush was awesome. Funny
I heard Bush got more and bigger laughs than the Choomster.
I had to turn the TV down a bit, but you’re right Jay, he did.
Great pic, xbrad. That’s a race car.
Can’t spell choom without mooch.
One step away from shooting heroin. But he was vetted, uh huh.
Heroin? I don’t buy it for a second. 90% of what’s in his memoirs seem to be unverifiable, or at best distortions of the truth to make a slacker/stoner seem a bit cooler than he actually was.
I agree, MJ. Always puffing himself up. Right down to the 2 autobiographies that are haunting him now.
That’s a race car.
very good, J’Ames.
And “race car” starts with what letter?
Hold on, wiser, I found something in my pocket for you…
Jay in Ames on May 31, 2012 1:59 pm
I agree, MJ. Always “puffing himself up”.
Puffing something anyway…….
Check out the post at AOS, Romney speaking in front of Solyndra.
heh heh heh….
gonna need to start a new list….
HAHAHA! Well done, Lipstick! http://tinyurl.com/yfrhczm
What the hump is this doody.
what is your personal opinion of cox communications?
Heroin? I don’t buy it for a second.
Not buying heroin is generally for the best.
Please give me cock cox.
renting it on the other hand……….
yes! thanks cyn!, my childish immature self thanks you!
15 yards on Cyn, for taunting!
Ask and you shall receive:
That was icky cox. Something about the tan and the teeth…
Or maybe it wasn’t big enough… can’t quite put my finger on it…
do we know how henry is faring?. has he denounced Pappacrossdresser?
THE PICTURE… I MEANT the picture wasn’t big enough.
You dirty filthy gutter-brained whores. Sheesh.
touche’ madam, well played
Besides, Cox seems more the Mike Brady type.
*dirty filthy gutter-brained whores*
you say that likes its a bad thing
The only reason to link this is… man, our protest chicks are HAWT.
Didn’t the Mike Brady Cox bat left handed?
HA! You’re right Krow. Around here, DFGB is virtually mandatory; the whores part is like gravy or icing or chocolate or something.
i feel sparkly now
OH MY GOODNESS.
heh, hung jury on most counts in the Edwards trial.
Drudge is about to get swamped.
Well, time to release l’ill Bunny Mellon back into the wild.
Let’s all wish her luck and a long happy life of chewing on some other farmer’s veggies.
Good bye, George Thumper Wiserbunny Brian Bunnehy!!!
…chewing on some other farmer’s veggies.
FTR, this is the damnedest euphemism I think I’ve ever seen.
Via Drudge, it’s HugOface Chavez:
Dunno about the character – the actor was married at one time (still may be, for all I know), and a HUGE supporter of Down syndrome charities, as his son has DS.
Heh – love “Bunny Mellon” for Wiser’s visitor’s name…..
And just LOOK at those toned arms…..
Did anyone else shoot a 78 and take the geezer’s money today?
no master chief but i planted some flowers for Henry and Gracie
Axelrod is a major liar. I’m disappointed that the Romney folks didn’t show up with rotten tomatoes and cabbages!
Krow – Thanks! Very thoughtful of you!
well you know prom’s coming up….. in 16 yrs
HAHAHAHA! True. I keep telling #1 son to enjoy every day, it goes by really quickly.
I’m disappointed that the Romney folks didn’t show up with rotten tomatoes and cabbages!
C’mon, Chief, it’s not like this was a conservative trying to give a speech on a college campus.
Hey Sean! Hows the diet Dr. Pepper supply today?
Holding steady, Chief. I put one in the garage fridge to cool down about an hour ago.
Comment by MCPO Airdale on May 31, 2012 3:37 pm
Did anyone else shoot a 78 and take the geezer’s money today?
By “78″ I assume you mean a septuagenarian. What did you shoot him with? How much cash was he carryin’?
Pepe – Don’t start none and there won’t be none, IYKWIMAITYD.
Well hell, if you really scored you should be buying drinks at Lapeerpalooza. Just sayin’
Afternoon all. ‘Sup?
well, that was fun.
Brought l’il Bunsen Roses up to a place near where they are grow corn. I’m sure he’ll love it, even though it might be a little swampy in places and this cannon they keep shooting off to scare away the crows might frighten him at first.
But I think, overall, he’ll have a very long, happy life up there.
Plus, he can have fun playing with the frogs…
Hey Revvy. Missed you lately. Really like the art.
Thanks ^_^ I missed you guys too, I’ve just been in kind of a bad mood lately and didn’t wanna stink this place up with it.
Having a new project has made me feel a lot better though.
Off to work.
Pretty sure this is raaaaaaaacist.
Our frog eggs are gone. We now have thousands of tiny tadpoles.
It will be interesting to see if any avoid becoming fish food.
The egg->tadpole conversion coincided with mosquito genocide.
Cool, we don’t have to feed the fish for a while.
Our frog eggs are gone. We now have thousands of tiny tadpoles.
You missed your opportunity to make a truly unique omelet.
Pie shaped wedge has been taken out of red velvet cake.
Obama ate a dog.
The Axelrod presser today was epic.
I miss W. If Michelle is a size 8; Laura is a size 0.
I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me.
The contrast of Mitt at Solyndra and Axelturf getting heckled was epic.
Earlier today the protesters were mocked for being white, upper middle class kids.
Fast forward to tonight, and they are rage filled bullies that endangered Axelrod.
OMG, do lefty men sit around and comb their pussy hair all day?
“OMG, do lefty men sit around and comb their pussy hair all day?” MJ, the answer would be “Yes”
*submits this in nomination for Comment Hall of Fame*
*and the monthly winner of the internets*
*and 11,000 Nobel Prizes*
Here is W’s speech at the unveiling http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMWGLmiZjzY
Look what the mainstream media did to it..
They have no shame.
*and one (1) free iPad*
Kick fucking ass!!!!!
Nobels and an iPad?
That’s just awful, Scott.
Interesting to note that when I opened your ABC link about five minutes ago that there were three comments. Now, only two appear. Fuckers.
So I guess we’re 4 years away from hanging Obama’s portrait.
Nobels and an iPad?
Yeah, yeah; you’re right.
Maybe one of these: http://is.gd/S86XHG
MJ, don’t get cocky kid.
No kidding, MJ. Does it usually take that long for a portrait?
Cocky? Never. Just wishful thinking.
I believe that the Chicago team is totally and completely underestimating the challenge they have in front of them. Hubris, and what not.
They’re also a bunch of fuckin’ idiots, which makes their job twice as hard.
Cyn, check your g-string.
MJ, I totally love the fact that Mitt fights back. I think that the weighted Dem polls and the constant MFM ass kissing is hiding a very upset electorate. I just don’t trust the Democrat fraud machine.
Michelle Obama is a size 8?
I’m a size 8 and quite a few of you have seen me. I’m not a klingon or assed that big. She’s at least a 12.
Beasn – Size 16 – minimum!
Michelle Obama is a size 8 NFL linebacker?
I kind of thought that was bullshit. Mrs MJ is usually a 2 or sometimes a 4 and she’s 105 pounds. I would guess Michelle weighs closer to 165.
More like 205, MJ.
Hell, her ass weighs 165.
She’s listed at 5’11″ 165# size 8 and a BMI of 23. Threads are still arguing over her shoe size. I’ve seen 11-13.
I’m a size 11 – and there’s no way MO is smaller than me.
MJ, how tall is Mrs MJ?
Obama might be a size 8.
Dog meat is lean.
Oh wait, sorry, thinking jeans sizes… I still shop in the junior’s section for the most part. Women’s dress sizes peg me at an 8-10. Point still stands though.
Also worth noting that I’m half a foot shorter than her.
MJ: She’s a towering goddess 5’2″
MJ, I totally love the fact that Mitt fights back.
Me too. Having only seen the Bush and McCain campaigns, I pretty much thought that firing back or calling BS on an obvious bullshitter wasn’t in the republican DNA.
165# is not a size 8.
She looks bigger than my husband and he’s 180ish and 6″.
Here is a video of Axelrod’s speech in Boston.
Who beat Axelrod’s ass?
Underpants. What size underpants.
I’m thinking XL.
I wear between a 2 and a 6 depending on the cut and fabric. 14 or 14H in the Boys department. This is just more evidence of the MFM lying to the 52%. Eventually, even some of the Kool Aid drinkers have to recognize the lies.
Does it usually take that long for a portrait?
Not if it’s a mug shot.
Vanity sizing has ruined it for everyone. I hate trying on clothes. No way in hell that Moochelle is an 8 yet that is what we are being told. And we’ll like it. FYNQ.
Another view of Axelrod’s speechifyin’:
Brand underpants Michelle wears:
Who beat Axelrod’s ass?
A bunch of kids that read the left’s playbook.
Romney supporters shouted down Axelrod in Boston beasn.
Ace had something on it earlier, might find it on drudge too.
I thought it was funny when Rob Reiner Axelrod said “You can’t handle the truth”. Good times. I love Col. Jessep.
It was a beautiful thing. Romney’s team is kicking ass.
That fucking gif is sick. Sick.
Augh! Roamy, your link had Mr Bean in the sidebar! AUGH!!!!!
I think it’s a fairly accurate representation of what happened today. In short, he got ambushed.
Withdraws 17,345 Nobels and 17 iPads from MJ’s account.
Ancho encrusted ribeye is delicious!
Who’da thunk a stick figure would have such a huge schwanz?
What’s wrong with Mr. Bean?
You never saw Mr. Beasn in his youth. Oh my, I’ve said too much – he would be SOOO embarrassed…….
Roamy, I have a 3 Stooges irrational hatred of Mr Bean. He’s a clown without makeup. Frogs=Sohos. Poodles=Rosetta. Mr Bean!!!
I’ve been watching the Mr. Bean shows on Netflix with the kids, and we crack up every time the powder blue car gets smacked.
I hope all y’all are having as lovely evening as I’m currently enjoying. . .
Mine is Barky. His pie hole opens or the teevee shows his mug….my tourettes spikes ‘MOTHER F*CKING TURN THAT F*CKER OFF’.
i dont like Mr Bean, but love Blackadder
Motherf*ckin’ bootleg Obama!
I love tacos. BRB.
Blackened flounder, half a sweet potato and a small salad.
Roamy, I said it was irrational! I want to punch him! I hate the whole head in the turkey thing. The diving board. Just seeing his face makes me want to punch him! LOL
That’s the way I feel about Whoopie Goldberg, but then, I’m just a fucking racist.
Pork tenderloin and a sweet potato with iced tea.
Pork steak, yellow potato, peaches.
Hubby is out of town: Fat Boy Ice Cream Sandwich.
Salad. No tossing.
Hot tramp, I love you so. . .
So, Massachusetts, if you elect Elizabeth Warren, does that mean she has to bring Deval Patrick with her to hold her hand and (not) answer the hard questions?
That was some patronizing bullshit there.
Glad you had a good golf round today, MCPO. I hope that means the physical therapy is holding.
Roamy is a sexist racist anti-nativist!!!! FYNQ! Sheesh.
Patrick is an arrogant shit stain. Massachusetts is a fucking disgrace. Worst state in the union.
* cough *
Connecticut is second.
Massachusetts and Connecticut both make me glad I live in Michigan. If only because I’ve never needed to spellcheck it.
At least Mass and Conn are blue and blue surrounded by blue. NM is blue in a sea of red.
My fuel tank is full of Mass gas.
Roamy – Thanks. I still have some discomfort, but I’m enjoying myself again.
MCPO when was the last time you had a lesson? Have you seen your swing via video?
My ass is full of gas
*tackles Hotspur, gives him ‘the Nutmegger’ *
Heh, got my Dad all annoyed at me now cause I spared my sister some awkwardness XD
Sohos your ass is full of win.
sohos for the windy win
*mails Snowshoe some Beano*
Scott – I had a lesson about 5 weeks ago. Working on flattening my swing a bit to garner some consistency in my ball flight.
It was a good day at work. With the Dragon capsule safely back on Earth, that means more flights, which means I get my experiment back in a year or two.
I also had a couple of those “do you have data on this?” “yes I do” moments, and those make me happy.
I was always amazed when I went back for a refresher course. It blows me away that there are professionals that have never had a lesson.
Did you take the blame for her fart or something?
Leon – I warned her against watching Hardware with him. Cause I did when I was a teen. And it was awkward.
Is the Dragon going to be used again, or is that one going to the Smithsonian?
Youkilis’s batting stance is a fucking joke.
I recall that being a decent movie, but the sex scene would be uncomfortable to watch with a parent.
Scott – My pro is great in that she doesn’t expect me to have Payne Stewart’s swing. I come with an issue, in this case, hitting my mid irons too high and we work on a solution.
Working on flattening my swing a bit to garner some consistency in my ball flight.
Worst. Double-entendre. Ever.
Leon, I think the one from December 2010 might be in the Smithsonian. I know a different one is being flown next.
Talked with DD#2 on the phone today – it’s so much fun to talk with your kids when they are grown-ups!
She actually told me “You were right about…..” out of the blue a couple of times – we laughed.
Leon – Exactly.
I am surprised about the lack of outrage
MCPO, I miss Payne Stewart. I remember watching the plane on TV at work. Same TV I watched 9/11 on.
WalMart rotisserie chicken for dinner. It was really good.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! The Dems “farm team” ranks keep dropping:
Allergies got so bad that I had to take a pill.
I have not done that in a decade.
Was it the brown acid, Scott?
Scott, they should start easing tomorrow. Stupid oak. Is there an oak stump you could burn?
roamy, i love space space chicks its like Big Bang Theory, but with well, chicks
A guy was asking how to post photos on another forum. About 30 tedious posts in, he asks “What do you mean by Windows?”
Did anybody throw anybody else’s clothes out on the front lawn today?
Sean, not yet. I’m out of lighter fluid and we have fire restrictions.
sean i saw one hell of a domestic “disturbance” today
AWSOME white trash action
I weighed 240 this morning. Only 5 lbs to my first goal!
10 more lb. and you’ll be at my highest weight, chief.
Damn chief, im 255
(Hangs multiple chins in shame)
My goal is to weigh what I did on the day I retired from the Navy.
Krow – How tall are you? I’m 6’3″.
I’ve been lo-carbing for a month now and I’m finally starting to feel the difference, in my pants.
* this is for reals and not just a cheap in my pants joke. Ok, it’s kind of a cheap in my pants joke but I mean my belly and not that other thing.
Oh, and here’s a picture of my trousers. . .
Axelrod’s appearance in Boston this morning has me a little worried about November. I mean, that crowd REALLY seemed excited about what the administration had done with Solyndra.
I started taking cinnamon capsules last week and I can really feel the difference. I’m trying to keep from having to get back on Metformin.
im a lil sumbitch 5’10″
DinT – Yeah, the shorts I barely fit in last September were way too loose today. AND I owe it to your recommendation of South Beach! Thanks, my man!
Oso – I’m taking two 1000mg tabs a day. . . good stuff.
Axelrod was bullied!
oso, im getting a insulin pump if the GD defib works out
Krow, I have family members on the pump and insulin. I’m trying to stay off insulin as long as possible. Chief, I was on 2000Mg of metformin a day. Right now, 1000Mg of cinnamon.
pussy combers + beach combers = sand in the vagine
Oso – Do you measure your blood sugar? If so, how effective is the cinnamon v. the metformin?
The metformin kept me in the 90s. The cinnamon is keeping me in the low 100s. I need to get me A1C rechecked. I had been off everything but low carb diet since Nov and my 4s started to get tight. I can already see and feel the difference after one week on cinnamon.
helluva damn note, i cant just go boom and exit, they taking me piece by piece, by the time my ticket gets punched ill be a clockwork man
I just ate a bean burger so it is about to get serious up in this bitch
Hahaha Love you Sohita!
Bean farts, pacemakers, and diabetes. Sweet Jesus, I can smell the liniment in this blog.
Which is fine, but I don’t want to hear any more shit about my gardening comments.
Laura – I love your gardening comments!
>> I owe it to your recommendation of South Beach! Thanks, my man!
That shit works.
I lost 80 about 4 years ago, then I got complacent and gained 40 of it back over the last 2 years.
Fuck that shit. I ain’t goin back.
Congrats. Feels good don’t it.
>> I just ate a bean burger so it is about to get serious up in this bitch
The fuse is lit. STAND BACK MOFAKUS!
Lauraw, pretty sure you’re the one that recommended cinnamon. Seen any bunnies in your garden?
I love your gardening comments!
*feathers smooth out instantly*
Oso, there’s this giant big fat bunny that actually walks the perimeter fence of my garden! She stops and peers in every few feet.
We have not killed her. Not sure why not. I think it’s because she is amusing. Also, there hasn’t been anything important growing in there yet.
Which is about to change.
*takes inventory of light rounds*
Also, Scott saw Fat Bastard (woodchuck) in our yard this morning, eating violets.
Now, a bunny may not be bright enough to push open a small garden fence or climb it, but Fat Bastard has more of a capacity for violence.
And Fat Bastard doesn’t just take a nibble here and there like bunnies do. He mows whole rows.
*takes inventory of not-so-light rounds*
If all y’all are on diets, why do they keep putting pics of cake and pie in the header? That’s just mean.
Laura, i live thru your gardening, do you remember your post “Laura, God and the Dog”
i read that every 30 days and laugh like a lunitic
Laura, I recommend high velocity straight up murderin his ass.
I don’t think naming the woodchuck Fat Bastard is going to save him.
Still have the same dog, Krow. He hasn’t gotten any smarter in the intervening years. So he and I are well suited.
i absolutely love that story – you should get the Nobel for it
Will never forget the first time I saw Fat Bastard effortlessly slurping up my violets like John Belushi on a plate of jello. It was some kind of optical illusion. He barely moved his mouth and a square foot of foliage fucking vanished, sucked into another dimension.
And then we went to Cabela’s.
The only woodchucks I’ve ever seen were at the Toledo Zoo and dead on the roadside in Ohio.
Yeah Dave, my garden is bigger this year and is already requiring more work. And there are more awesome goodies in there too.
Fat Bastard is going to the big violet patch in the sky. We just need him to stand still long enough for Scott to ease the window up.
It’s funny, you know? I see woodchucks on the side of the road, all the time, standing up on their haunches with their heads held high, perfectly still, while traffic whizzes by.
But in my yard the motherfuckers step lively and run when they hear a bug cough.
I would watch an animated show about Lauraw’s pond and garden.
HAHA! I would too, Oso.
Zowie, we need a new poat in here.
That reminds me of my commute.
One morning Scott and I were carpooling to work:
(Scott is driving BANGLAR PARTY VAN; I am passenger. He merges from the interstate onto a small highway)
(something in the meadow to the right catches my eye; it is familiar)
Me: Fffff. One of these days I’m going to just pull over, and move that stupid thing.
Scott: That rock that looks like a woodchuck?
Scott: I KNOW. I look at it every time.
Me: So annoying.
I want a rock that looks like a woodchuck! You can always make a descanso out of it after Fat Bastard gets his!
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck
None as it turns out, if you adjust for windage.
It just looks like a fat brown thing in the grass in your peripheral vision, not really woodchuckish when you look straight at it. Whats a descanso?
‘Course, we call ‘em, “Groundhogs” ’round these parts. We’ve lost almost 30 trees on my golf course to these fatass rodents!
A descanso is a roadside memorial. In NM, it is illegal to remove them.
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