I’m not going to be able to make it to the big Meatup, but David Lynch has provided a NSFW preview…
(I challenge anybody to make it through half of that video.)
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BANGLAR PARTY VAN IS FIGHT!
Incidentally, party van spelled backwards = navy trap. You’ve been warned, MCPO.
May 19, 2012
Categories: BANGLAR!, Booze, Chubs, Drugs, Ed Balls, Fourth Grade, Fucking Wagon, Gout! Gout! Let it all out!, Heavy Metal Thunder, High Society Trash Bloggin', Hostages Legal Aid, Hulk Smash, illuminati, Kenya, Mother Fuckin Bootleg, oxycontin, pets, police involvement, Rocky Dennis, slut, Sodium Chloride Fornication, Totally Nude, weiner, Your Mom . . Author: Sean M.
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This is just fucking awful.
NOBODY SHOULD MISS THIS COMMENT
Meg reminds me of Joan Crawford.
Let it go Meg.
(course, she’s 2 years younger than me, I guess I could let it go too)
But I ain’t gonna.
Cat Stevens on a Saturday Night. Always loved this one because of the horn work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvTVnX5PiVQ
there
I lost your challenge, Sean. I think I lasted 40secs.
Happy anniversary, crajeebear!
This poat is awesome in its poorness. Way to go, Sean!
Osita, is it your anniversary?? It’s my sister’s, too
Cripes, I lasted through 12 seconds.
I sense an opportunity here…
Hm….no one around. I may end up owning the comments.
Yep, 22 years. Thanks y’all. Congrats to your sister, Aggie!
Sorry I have been AWOL. Things are hectic. Have out of town guests, and have been cooking for twelve three times a day.
COMMENTBLOCK
happy anniversary oso!
Awwww, congrats, Osita!! It’s her 11th
Dave, is that like cockblocking?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Comment by roamingfirehydrant on May 19, 2012 9:28 pm
They brought a sick kid on vacation? I hate people who do that. SIL brought a kid with a stomach virus to the Christmas gathering one year. It was brutal
These people did load after load of shitty laundry and bedsheets but never said word one about a stomach virus. I would not be surprised though.
After they left we opened the windows and doors because of the lingering aroma.
Happy anniversary, Osita!
When MaryAnn doesn’t let Ginger on the ottoman, we call it Dachblocking.
This poat is awesome in its poorness. Way to go, Sean!
I guess that’s maybe better than the poat being poor in its awesomeness. I sort of win, I guess!
**sends a case Of Purell and a case of Lysol to Lauraw.
I babysat in HS. I was babysitting one night and a kid told me they couldn’t go outside because they were on quarantine for mumps. Guess who had never had mumps? I missed 2 weeks of school. Never babysat for that family again.
Fanks, Romacita La Bonita.
Awful, Oso! Inconsiderate bastards!
sheesh. Who the fuck wants to spread sick germs?
I HATE PEOPLE WHO DO THAT
I’d sue.
Or inject them with measles.
In big box retail, we are always told to cater to the moms that take the time to load their kids up and shop…uh no. There is a reason why bacteria/germ studies test so high on shopping carts. Moms that don’t want to be cooped up with their contagious angels either. Grrrr.
Ok, travel day tomorrow. G’night shmoopies.
How many flying monkeys does it take to lift Laura and the hump back home?
Three is my guess, Brad.
Time to watch anime and zonk out.
G’night, Leon!
Night, Leon. Is there anyone else singing the MST3K theme song because of SeanM’s poat title?
HA! I was earlier, Osita.
You’re lucky you can control when that youtube video begins or ends.
I made it through 1:10 of that video. I haven’t heard music that crappy since the last time Carin posted something she likes here. Other than that, the blonde had huge gorgonzolas. So there was that.
I just noticed that I had the sound muted. And only made it through 12 seconds.
This is DAMN good wine.
Hello peeps. Gonna be a long night. Sean’s already here, so I guess that means no one will be around past midnight.
Sorry to hear you are having one of those nights, phat. Hope things change!
But sadly, I’m Audi. Have a goodnight!
I was posting away on the old dead tired poat, until clintbird informed me that I was talking to myself.
Fuck that!
Laura,
Yes, Meg was ‘cute as a button’ and not whoreish (like Mare), and quite appealing. I think she is done, now.
But, would Spencer Tracy – Katherine Hepburn sell today?
How about Cary Grant – Audry Hepburn (Breakfast At Tiffanys)?
Those were great pairings, but not dirty/sexy enough for today.
They had “Class”.
Those folks made great movies, but were not thuggish / whoreish enough to sell today.
Well shit! That makes me want to find a copy of “North By NorthWest”.
Sucks to be OLD…
ChrisP, I love classic Hollywood. Breakfast at Tiffanys was pretty racy for the day. I was never a fan of Kate. I am a year older than my hubby but he has never seen most of the classic B&W films of yesteryear. It has been a learning experience. Gen X and Gen Y are worse off than he is.
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2009/08/18/load-heat-57/
Pretty sure John Mellencamp left his super model wife for bad plastic surgery Meg. Gossip has it reconstructive after RC beating Meg.
Oso,
I’m of your parents generation. The old B&W movies were current fare for us. Everything in our world was B&W.
Vertigo, North By Northwest, Dr. No, was the latest and greatest.
Actually, I caused quite a scandal by screening “Dr. NO” in our high school auditorium, one reel at a time, one 18-22 minute reel a day at lunch… By the end of the film, the entire staff was there watching.
It was great!
Almost 2100 here. I must feed Anita and put us to bed.
NYTOL!
ChrisP, we had film class in Middle School. Between my Dad waking us up to watch “classics” and getting to spend school time watching movies, I’m good. I had to introduce my hubby to Casablanca and Grapes of Wrath. I spent the 70s watching movies on base for a quarter. I’ve seen Dr No in 3 languages. I’m a movie nerd.
Night, ChrisP! I’m staying up to watch the Foo Fighters on SNL. I love the Foo.
Wow. I just read her wiki page. After Proof of Life, her career was a total train wreck
I’mma pass out now…
HI! HI! Hi! Runs through blog * spills beer on Dave, notices skirt is tucked in back on underwear*
XB, so was her face. IMHO her hair was incredible in Sleepless. I was all about Walter in Sleepless. I thought Tom Hanks’ character was too blah.
oso,
You watching the same SNL I am here in Illinois?
Man Dave Grohl has gotten old! and when did the Foos add an accordion?
Does everybody relax periodically?
Motherfuckers, wake the fuck up!!!
Daylight!
safe travels today lauraw & scotw
The end of a profoundly stupid shift nears its end. Had some fun on twitter mocking the Occutards. They had live streaming feeds of their actions going for most of the night. The self-importance of these little bitches is hilarious. Most of us in the command center had the feed up. The only one I could get from work was http://www.ustream.tv/occupiedair. The live chat on that site was fun also. Check out the timeline of @soopermexican. He had some fun last night.
Good morning. Nothing better than a hot cup of joe in the wee hours.
I bet the flying monkeys are just waking up, surveying the damage from last night, and starting to panic. MOM AND DAD WILL BE HOME IN 12 HOURS!!!!!
That has to be the worst video in the history of Youtube.
Looks like the w’s are getting out of OBX in plenty of time ahead of tropical storm Alberto, not due there until Tuesday or Wednesday.
SUZIiiEIEIIEIIieeiEII ripped her shirt offffff!!!!
Thanks for the earworm, jerkface.
#1 son and Julia have left to go to the hospital and see if the doctors do, in fact, let Miss Debra Grace come home today.
*crosses fingers* Hoping for good news, MCPO Grandpa.
http://tinyurl.com/cmuf4y2
mornin. Hope Miss Grace gets to go home today Chief!!
Hopefully they’ll let her go home. She is gaining weight after all.
MJ – Yeah, she is eating well. The baby started productively nursing 2 days ago too.
made it through 1:10 of that video. I haven’t heard music that crappy since the last time Carin posted something she likes here.
FINE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiIMqSqabGs
wakey wakey
glad to hear she’s nursing. YEA!
Are you ok, Car in. I wussed out after 3.5 miles this morning. Did 22 on the bike yesterday though.
I’m fine. I really stopped running before I wiped myself out. And the walk probably really helped.
Today’s my day off, which is good because it’s heading to 88 degrees.
Of course, I do get to sit on a soccer field .
I got a sunburn yesterday on my run. Ugh.
Today will be a fun day of spreading what’s left of last year’s hay (all of it fouled by the barn cat) out over the now-empty pasture, followed by cleaning out the hayloft and clearing the front of the barn for the delivery truck tomorrow.
Oh, and chicken coop cleaning.
Right after I finish my coffee. Any minute now.
I got a sunburn yesterday on my run. Ugh.
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Try some cockblock. SPF 15 should do it.
Hello new jersey.
Scott, DO NOT STOP FOR GAS. GET TO THE BORDER FIRST.
Obama ate a dog.
Leon, one of my chickens was hurt/injured/sick – I didn’t know what. After days of her basically not moving, today she’s up and hopping around. She may never fly, though- which means she won’t be able to get up on the roosting bar.
The nice chickens I have right now are so good-natured they didn’t peck her when she was down.
Obama bullied a black girl. And lied that he was born in Kenya to sell books.
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Try some cockblock. SPF 15 should do it.
#
That’s what I did wrong. I was using the mothafoching bootleg cockblock SPF 10.
Sorry she was hurt, glad she’s doing better. All of mine seem healthy at the moment, haven’t noticed any limping. I need to take them some weeds and clovers pretty soon.
Mornin’, all –
Here’s hoping that Debra Grace gets to come home today – the Chief’s got some serious spoiling to do!
Leon -You don’t like an attendant gassing your car? What do you have against college kids working?
Obama bullied a black girl. And lied that he was born in Kenya to sell books.
Plus, he’s a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.
Did you read in the paper the Detroit power-that-be are thinking about making it a regulation that stores open after midnight have to hire their own police force in the form of security?
Yea. Guys in uniforms with NO BIT of authority. That will end well.
My cat is slightly more mobile today. Still won’t eat more than a few mouthfuls of milk+food, but he came downstairs to drink water and use the potty, which is an improvement.
She probably flew up and got something stuck in chicken wire, I’m guessing.
I mean, they’re not the smartest things.
It’s really amazing that she’s better. Yesterday I thought she was about to take a dirt nap.
Good kitty.
I have to drive to Mt Pleasant today. Which, i know you’re all going to be shocked – isn’t really a mountain.
There goes my Sunday. WHich, follows my NO-fun- Saturday.
Motherfuocking bootleg weekend. That’s what this is.
Oh, and the drive is easily 90+ min. I’m giving us an hour fortyfive.
Mr Car In is in Detroit working on the MFB* house.
*Motherforking bootleg
Leon -You don’t like an attendant gassing your car? What do you have against college kids working?
It’s an insult to my independent spirit.
Did you read in the paper the Detroit power-that-be are thinking about making it a regulation that stores open after midnight have to hire their own police force in the form of security?
I hadn’t read that. I’m not sure what “store” is open in Detroit after midnight other than Liquor-Lotto-Slurpee type stores, and if you work in one of those anywhere after dark you’d better be armed anyhow.
Five.
In
a
row
Carin, they’re building a Whole Foods in Detroit. The city is saved. Halleluia, sweet Regis.
Some big to-do at CMU, Carin?
Hi! Hi! Hi! *runs through blog, prays for everyone* Headed out to church
Five.
In
a
row
ORLY?
Restaurants are open. CVS. there aren’t any grocery stores.
It may be a smart idea, but to me it says -to businesses – pay your taxes for a police force that isn’t going to be there anyway PLUS extra for the real security.
It is *actually* possible to have a reactive police force. Grosse Pointe – often – actually arrives to the scene while the crime is in progress.
It’s WACKY. I know.
Otherwise, really, they’re not really police folks. They’re “report writers.”
And donut eaters. Fucking unions!
I saw you guys making fun of that BUT there actually is a whole crowd in DOWNTOWN of young folks. The downtown isn’t the problem. It’s absolutely everything OUTSIDE of downtown that’s problematic. Go downtown and tour the lofts and foo-foo shit they’ve got to cater to those young singles.
I mean, shit, they’ve put a five star restaurant into the Ren Cen (it will always be that to me) and it’s PACKED. Prices start at $30, and it’s all ala cart. Martini’s start at $16.
Some big to-do at CMU, Carin?
No, just a travel soccer game.
If restaurants count as “stores” for the purposes of that ordinance, that’ll be a bigger deal.
Detroit should permit these.
Carin, those young assholes are not going to shop at Whole Foods, anymore than the young assholes do in Ann Arbor. They can’t afford that shit. (And by the way, they have the muthafockin bootleg Eastern Market.)
It’s a really stupid idea, and we’re paying for it.
I’ve seen 20- and 30-something hipsters at the Ann Arbor Whole Foods. Gotta get your granola, quinoa, and fair-trade coffee somewhere. Yes, I shopped there; not often, but sometimes. The butcher and meat quality was excellent.
Oh, I’m not saying I support the deal. I just wanted to bring up the fact that there are a bunch of young adults in Detroit that aren’t gangbangers, etc.
They are rather idealistic young folks. Many are starting businesses. Artitst can affor space in detroit that they cannot in New York or Chicago.
I don’t know how it’s going to turn out. I’m just a humble reporter of fact.
And Yes, Eastern Market, but that’s only open on weekends. And the really cool spice place down there went out of business a few years ago.
*cries.
I like Michigan. Well, except for grand Rapids, Detroit and Flint. . . maybe Saginaw too.
It’s a really stupid idea, and we’re paying for it.
The “we’re paying for it” is my only complaint. If they wouldn’t take the risk without a payoff, it’s not a risk worth taking.
Everyone living in Lafayette park will shop there too. That’s where I grew up.
Hay time!
Comment by Car in on May 20, 2012 10:50 am
Everyone living in Lafayette park will shop there too. That’s where I grew up.
La-Dee-Da!
Pontiac sucks
Hamtramck sucks
Highland Park sucks
Bay City sucks
Mt. Clemens sucks
Benton Harbor sucks
There’s a whole lot of suckitude in this state.
Actually, Gran Rapids is not so bad.
Carin, those young assholes are not going to shop at Whole Foods, anymore than the young assholes do in Ann Arbor. They can’t afford that shit.
Plus I doubt any of them can cook anything more difficult than ‘Microwave on high for 5-7 minutes.’
Grand
La-Dee-Da!
I’m just saying.
It was actually a nice little place. Everyone there was a lawyer or doctor or worked at the DIA.
I lived in one of those famous townhouses. http://www.dwell.com/slideshows/mies-van-der-rohe-lafayette-park.html?slide=2&c=y
That one we’re facing was actually the one I lived in, but ours was down by the other side of the building.
More about Lafayette park and other things in downtown Detroit. I went to that school he mentions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OROh-5c92Ag
Good Morning Cool Kids.
I lived in one of those famous townhouses. http
Wow. I had friends who lived there in the late 70s. Their names were Peter and Reva Davenport. Did you babysit for them?
I like my morning coffee like my soul.
Black and bitter.
Oh, and an architect I worked for in the late 60s was one of the original planners of Lafayette Park. Van der Rohe designed the buildings, but my boss had worked to get the site plan approved.
Maybe we’re related, Carin.
Morning y’all!
I stayed in one of these hotels in Germany in 1997. I wish we had them here in the states. Clean, neat, and very affordable.
http://cocoon.etaphotel.com/gb/home/index.shtml#/rooma/all
I slept in the aircraft the last time I was in Germany.
I slept in the aircraft the last time I was in Germany.
It was probably bigger.
Yup. Btw – no word yet from the kids, but the hospital is a cellphone dead zone.
Thanks for the update, Chief!
Does Detroit not realize that if those “open-after-midnight” places decide that they don’t want to have to PAY for extra security, then they will just decide to close at midnight?
Which means no business, which means no sales, which means no tax dollars for the city. It also means that the DPD will still have the same people out on the streets with more time on their hands.
Liberals really are idiots…..
Saw this over at Pundit and Pundette (who linked it from National Review):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wveW9Tw2JKE&feature=player_embedded
Stupid yankees game.
Good morning, rulers of the buffet.
I win at buffets.
All day buffet not mean you eat all day. GO HOME
But I’m still hungry!
You eat too much pork. Eat more broccowi!
what an …..interesting,,,, video you have there etc.
but the hospital is a cellphone dead zone.
no excuse for that. lease out and put a tower on the friggin roof ferawdsake.
No, TGSG. It’s the same crap they pull on planes. They don’t want you using your phone on the theory that it could interfere with electronics inside the hospital.
It’s crap.
I suppose..it’s not like they could test it or anything…
shows you how long it’s been since I’ve been anywhere near a hospital. [doing the maths] my youngest is 21 so it’s been …….21 yrs!
You eat too much pork. Eat more broccowi!
Micherre?
That looks like the van I used to drive in High School. All the girls just loved it, especially the bed in the back and all the fuzzy stuff on the walls.
I made it through 2:15 of the video. I guess I wasn’t drunk enough to watch the whole thing. Of course, if the titties weren’t censored out, I’d probably have watched moar of it.
While searching the Internet for an old Jeremy Irons SNL skit, I ran across this gem of a Harry Potter spoof (the link DOES go to my blog – the spoof is broken up into 4 small clips; I’ve put them all in one place for your enjoyment).
I can’t believe I missed this:
http://is.gd/mbhBbd
Harry killed Voldemort also, not just this thread.
Voldemort killed himself. Harry just reflected the spell.
The distinction is as important as Kal-El’s spaceship being an artificial womb, making his true birthplace Kansas rather than Krypton.
/ubernerd
I deleted all my pr0n today.
“Voldemort killed himself.”
That’s what SHE wants you to think!
Leon, I bet your wife feels prettier already.
My Indian name is “Hostage Threadkiller”……
though I think I did hear XBrad yelling “NOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!”
I deleted all my pr0n today.
That’s why you’re supposed to back up your important files on another drive.
I don’t have an internet porn file. I have an extensive collection of historical romance novels.
It’s hotter’n a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire.
Yeah, I’m expecting to sweat through my shirt in a few minutes. Time for round two with the hay and then coop cleaning.
I just installed an AC unit in the bedroom.
Yay!
I’m back. I survived.
ga. It’s Sunday NIGHT.
MFB weekend.
I just attended my first ever 3D movie. The occasion was my older daughter’s 23rd birthday. Those motherfuckers are expensive to sleep through, but I managed.
This music was recently used in some phone commercial. I hadn’t heard it in 25 years. Warning, it’s weird.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VIqA3i2zQw
OMG!! I didn’t realize, but it’s past beer-thirty.
I haven’t thought about Laurie Anderson for years.
I hadn’t, either. For some reason, I misremembered it as Kate Bush.
My favorite Kate Bush song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl1rRxG251s
and happy birthday to PG’s daughter. What movie was it?
The Avengers.
Not my cup of tea.
Happy Birthday, PGs oldest daughter!
I picked up the dog, cut the lawn, cleaned the kitchen, washed dishes and put in a load of laundry and ate dinner.
Now I am enjoying an ice cold beer.
Those that thought flying was easier are not home yet.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PG’S ELDEST GIRL!!!
My favorite Kate Bush song
I thought I was the only person in the US that listened to Kate Bush.
I just got poked by Roamy!!!
I bet some of y’all are just JEALOUS
Hi! Hi! Hi! *runs through blog, has anyone seen my other shoe???
Drive-by Geek:
Solar Eclipse, wrapping up in Japan now; here in USA in about 60 minutes.
http://events.slooh.com/
/geek off
I’ve never hocked a green loogie before. That was new.
I thought I was the only person in the US that listened to Kate Bush.
Nope. There are apparently at least three of us.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp43OdtAAkM
http://tinyurl.com/7j6tefs
I legally purchased beer in CT today.
God bless America.
Happy 21st birfday, scot!
Yeah….that’s it. Thanks.
There are apparently at least three of us.
We should start a club
Scott, did CT have blue laws or what?
Rare video of a Kate Bush club meeting. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIzdXDpKlJk
Yes RFH. We could smoke medical marijuana during gay weddings but we couldn’t buy beer on Sunday.
Speaking of eclipses:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-sCrhRPCMg
*runs and hides from Car in*
My oldest girl has her birthday today too. She is now a big 7. I told her I ordered up a solar eclipse just for her. She humors me.
I had never listened to a Kate Bush song before. Scott, what kind of beer did you buy?
When we moved to WA in ’69, they always had the beer and wine covered on Sunday. I don’t remember when we put a stop to that. It’s been 35-40 years, or so…
I thought we were bad Scott. No alcohol from close Sat pm till 9am Sun.
Speaking of alcohol, if I make it through tonight it will have been 7 days with no drinks for me.
Happy Birthday to GMo’s eldest too!
We could smoke medical marijuana during gay weddings but we couldn’t buy beer on Sunday.
Hahahahahaa. Even here, I’ve been able to buy beer on Sunday. Guess they finally lost enough business to MA.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1vRvW3QUys
*pours Vman a Diet Dr Pepper*
Thanks Oso. You should be in prime eclipse territory.
My favorite Kate bush song is Wuthering Heights.
Scott, Obama ate a dog.
Good feed for the ecllipse:
http://events.slooh.com/
Clouds and raining here, of course…
Good going, Vman!
I have a great view of the eclipse from our bedroom window. Have to be all old school with the pinhole paper trick because I’m married to “Mr Retinal Safety”
Carin, scroll up and see my comments about your old neighborhood.
Thanks Sean,
I have been jonesing cinnamon candy.
Vman, great job! Does cinnamon gum work too?
I went back to work today after a nine day ‘vacation’. We’re out of shit. Packaging, icing, cupcakes.
I gave ‘her’ a list before I went and apparently she didn’t order it. You can only order packaging once a week, so if she does it this week, it won’t be in for another week. This weekend will be interesing.
I should use some sick days.
I’m married to “Mr Retinal Safety”
Wait, when did you and dave get hitched?
chickens. grilled.
God bless me.
SeanM, I KNOW!!!!
Meeting time. Try not to burn out your eyes while I’m gone.
Moon in the center of the sun! Very cool!
http://events.slooh.com/
I guess Oso, haven’t thought about gum.
Vman, I hate chewing gum. Kind of became an addict while weaning myself off carbs.
Interesting Tweet:
Thisgirlisright @ThisGirlisRight
“You should totally date black guys.” — how white chicks tell each other they have a big butt.
Whut?
ChrisP, in college, my friends and roomies all dated black guys. I was tutor and friend to lots of black guys. Omega Psi Phi little sis.
Off to bed. Debbie had a nice bath, some chow and some quality time with her Dad & Mom!
G’night, MCPO! Mwah to little Boo!
So, did little DG get to come home?
XBrad Vacation Theater
Cousin S:” X, will you help me figure out what’s wrong with the A/C?”
XBrad: **ponders likelihood of an accident requiring EMS to respond** **lives dangerously**…. “Sure.”
XBrad: **opens basement mounted central A/C**
XBrad: **finds dead bird in central air plenum**
XBrad: “Well, there’s your problem. You need a live bird.”
My dog had a major emotional breakdown when I came home today. It was very sweet but also hard to take, because it made me fret for his old little heart. I was away for only a *week* and this reunion looked like one of those ‘dog-greets-deployed-soldier’ videos.
YEESH. Separation anxiety. He has it.
He’s crashed in exhaustion now. Little guy is just totally drained. And fat! Holy shit, the gut on this monster! My mother apparently cooked chickens and steaks for him. I know, because she sent actual doggie bags home with him. They look good enough for me to eat out of.
In other news, my niece loves my dog and misses the Hell out of him now, too. Apparently she was pretty sad when it was time to give him back to Scott this afternoon.
SIGH.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2V3SNrkpp0
awww.. it’ll be ok.
Laura’s poor dog had to go a whole week without being beaten…
he’s happy now. I don’t blame him.
Awww…puppeh missed lauraw!
This is the period I call ‘Dog Nirvana.’
When your dog is healthy and can still run, but doesn’t HAVE to, all the time. Those years when your dog is non-destructive, maintenance-free, happy, and a good buddy who moves at human pace and can understand a lot of English, so he’s a joy to deal with.
Between Pain in the Ass Puppyhood and Old Sick Dog, you only get a few years of Dog Nirvana. But it’s those few years that make you think it’s a good idea to get a dog again, later on.
I’m lost. I’m lost. The little bastard. He’s got me.
The doggies getcha right *there*.
Poetry lauraw. I’ve got one in nirvana and one in the old dog down slope.
Moses is about to enter that phase. He’s in Nirvana now.
Silly guy actually misses me when I’m gone for a few days. He requires ear scritchin and hugs.
Your dog will be fine. You’re back. Isn’t is amazing, the attachments we have with these critters?
Fur babies are the best.
I think mine is ever-so-slightly getting over the separation anxiety. Then again, I do give him that rescue calming stuff whenever we leave.
OT/FTR: I made it thru the entire video in the poat.
*pats self on the back, whimpers with shoulder pain*
Course, if you come here, Moses will try to lick your face clean off.
I don’t begrudge him that. You all have nice faces. But I’ll tell him to chill.
Dan is going out of town next week for 5 days. The dogs and I will be alone. I am fall back human. It could get rough.
Sparky is not a kissy dog. Buddy was like Moses; I never thought I’d miss that but I do.
My dog is thirteen. I adopted him when he was two. It has taken him this long to stop being an asshole and start being wonderful. That’s how it is with the long lived breeds.
I had to listen to descriptions of him being totally delightful at my mother and sister’s homes this past week. “Oh, he’s such a NICE dog. So sweet. Oh, he is SO SMART. Oh we just LOVE him.”
After ten years of him being a total dork to me.
Honestly, these short lived dogs that only live ten years total, like Great Danes, you get just as many *good* years out of them, because they are such super-sugary nice dogs right from the start.
Once you have a smart dog, though, I hear it’s hard to go with a box-of-rocks dog like a Great Dane. And they don’t sit next to you on the couch quite so easily either.
My dog is one o’ them supersmart cattle dogs that has no cattle to work, so he works us. And he loves females.
I figure he buttered my mom up one side, and my niece down the other.
And now he has a big bag of steak and chicken in the fridge, and a little ten-year old heart breaking across the River.
Piece o’crap, is what he is. Little jerk. I should just paddle him senseless with the Big Spatula.
I gave him my best “howdy there little buddy” a few years ago.
He wasn’t havin none of it.
He’s connected to you and owns you Laura. Pretty much the way it is.
He got spoiled. Break out the Spatula!
He’s probably over due, Laura.
He doesn’t waste his time with the male people. He is for the chickeh-people. The dude folk can just keep steppin’ down the road as far as he is concerned.
When he met my niece it was hysterically funny. I could see the little wheel turn in his head. So glad it worked out for the weekend.
So sorry she wanted to keep him.
HAH. I definitely got that “get outta my face dude” thing.
Not anger, or fretting. More like “you are boring the fuck out of me”.
He does not care for gentlemen callers.
No.
He does not care for gentlemen callers.
Unlike Wiser.
It ain’t a bad dog thing.
Kinda like that.
That just makes him a good guard dog for you.
OK. Time to rest eyes. Past time actually, but I napped so there!
Peeper Sleep for you; sweet dreams, Dave.
zzzzznnnszzzss
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That made me giggle.
You’re easily amused.
Of course, I still love you:
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On occasion.
So… just you and me tonight.
Wanna get nekkid?
*peeks in….backs out*
Already nekkid already. But… it’s time for some of that yummy Jon Hamm. Catch you on the flip side. Sweet nighty dreams to you both, and the lurkers too.
Turn the sound up. I can barely hear the show!
I started a derp, which started the whole world crying
But I didn’t see that the derp was on me, oh no.
Anyone awake yet? Fun night at work watching the Occutards in Chicago. The Douchebaggery on display was EPIC!
wakey wakey
All indoor animals medicated and fed, coffee brewed and poured. MMM construction commencing.