We need something new but easily pushed down. Let’s see what I have in teh funneh folder.
Yep, that’s me lately.
My doctor had this advice.
Is this Photoshopped or did someone think this was a good idea? FORE!
And because I just can’t end a poat with that jackass, I make it up to you with this.
There ya go. Good morning, and have some coffee.
[CRITICALLY IMPORTANT UPDATE ADDED AT REQUEST OF RECENTLY DELURKED LURKER]
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Huh?
I had to run to the gas station to get some coffee.
boo hiss.
It’s not bad coffee, though.
Wha?
I dreamed about an H2 meetup last night. It was crazy. And, apparently, Rosie’s moved into a palatial mansion.There were just rooms and rooms.
And his Mrs. is an awfully good decorator.
huh?
I mean, Humnnnn ?
I have been buying extra coffee just to stay ahead. I tried to replace a bag the last time I went shopping. Could not do it. I have been buying 2# Bags and could not even find a 1# bag. 12 oz! I drink more than 12 oz a day.
Hi Car in. Why aren’t you yelling at me to work out. I’m getting soft and I blame you.
Happy Friday, Everyone!!!
I have a built-in coffee machine in the kitchen, which grinds beans for every cup. So I only have whole beans.
It occurred to me that there could be a crisis if that machine failed. I might have to hammer beans and boil coffee in a pot. So I bought another compact model coffee machine, which is just sitting in a box on a shelf in the garage, on standby.
This is directed towards MJ-
o_O
Hi Car in. Why aren’t you yelling at me to work out. I’m getting soft and I blame you.
I thought you were going hard-core? I had no idea idea you were turning into a slacker.
Here, read this story and feel like a total pussy- http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304746604577384021387990452.html
srsly, you’ll cry.
Who pissed in my Cherios?
MMM candidate? Turn up some good pics Leon.
Grrrrrr,……..mornings suck.
Comment by Hotspur on May 18, 2012 8:56 am
Who pissed in my Cherios?
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Anybody find it ironic that Hotspur eats “Cheerios”?
I hadn’t thought about it that way.
That’s pretty fuckin funny.
Somtims my E ky shits th bd.
Anyway, this day is going to suck ginormous donkey balls. I hope Chief texts to say he can hang out with me tonight.
Hanging with a little baby or with you?
I’m just preparing you for disappointment.
Vmax, I buy coffee in 5 pound bags. David Lynch has his own coffee now, and the espresso roast makes a damn fine cup of coffee.
Fortunately the distributor is about a half hour from my house, so I can just drive up there and not get raped on shipping.
Well, he’s at Afternoon Delight with his son right now, so I’m thinking he might have some free time away from the baby. Besides, I think she’s in ICU, so visiting times are restricted.
Maybe you could join us.
I thought you were going hard-core? I had no idea idea you were turning into a slacker.
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Vacation, then out of town for work, then I got a cold. I did two weeks of 40 miles on the bike, then 20 miles running, then BAM!
The triathlon isn’t until July 28th, so I have time. Just not much.
No can do. I’ve got kid driving duty tonight, and Mr Car works late on Fridays (he closes). I’m missing dinner with out-of-town family too. I’ve got soccer practices for the kids, etc.
I have to miss much of the family visit anyway – they’re coming over tomorrow for dinner, but I’ll be on a soccer field from 3-7 or so.
Vacation, then out of town for work, then I got a cold. I did two weeks of 40 miles on the bike, then 20 miles running, then BAM!
It’s not so bad to take a bit of a break now and then. You’ll find you’re able to do more when you get back at it.
Except for strength. Time off makes me weaker. It sucks. BUt running – I can always run further and faster after taking a short break.
Sweeeeeeet. Exercise blog. And pie!
poat updated like a muthafucka!
Sweeeeeeet. Exercise blog.
*gets nervous, looks around for Wiser
CRAP.
gotta go
*gets nervous, looks around for Wiser
*does the “two fingers pointing at my eyes and then one finger pointing at you repeatedly” thing until Car In bows her head in shame
Nice job wiser. You should probably ban someone to celebrate.
*looks in Hotspur’s direction
You should probably ban someone to celebrate.
*strokes chin…
You have the wisdom of a much taller man, young Frodo….
eyes and then one finger pointing at you repeatedly” thing until Car In bows her head in shame
MJ STARTED IT.
mornin losers
MJ STARTED IT.
don’t you sass me, young lady…..
*gets fed up with the bickering in the back seat*
*pulls the car over*
what’s shakin’, count?
*pulls the car over*
I WASN’T DOIN’ NUTHIN’!
If I take off my house slipper, you better run.
OK, we’re taking off for a few hours. Talk later.
Mornin’ peeps
errand day at some point. I’ve put too much off this week and now i’m forced to handle my shit on a frigginfriday. poor planning
Have a nice day, laura and scott.
Mornin’ peeps
yo, cynabun.
later, y’all time for more of what I like to refer to as my slow, inexorable march to the grave.
The Hot Sausages dot WordPress dot Com.
Ceiling fans cleaned.
I lead such a glamorous life.
Humpy finally came up for air, huh?
Happy Friday, all!
Welcome, theschwartziswithyou – are you a newbie, or just the strong, silent type?
Morning peeps!
Morning Peej.
How is your hot self today?
Does this look infected to you?
Shhhh! No moar shouting please.
My hot self is doin’ swell, Mr. Michael.
How’s yer hot self?
Oooo, you maybe oughtta get that checked, Xbrad.
sorry cyn…………too early?
Nope… let’s do this.
*begins to slowly take off pants, smiles, and winks*
XBrad – rub some dirt on it.
I’m ready if cyn’s ready. I’ll just make sure I don’t shout
wait…………..what are we talking about?
Def. a noob to this anyway, invited by wiserbud, and wouldn’t exactly say strong, definitely not silent….
Yes
Just go with it PJ. Please.
all right. I’m stripping.
*removes clothes one flip flop at a time
I only have two flip flops, so I should be nekkid in no time
*pulls off another pair of pants and nods knowingly*
Howdy Schwartz. Sorry to learn of your affiliation with wiserbud.
*checks calendar, curses under breath*
Um, I mean, wiserbud is the best Hostage evah!!11! Squeeeeeee!
howdy schwartz!
So, Schwartz, how many bullwhips do you have shoved up your ass?
HA! There it is!
*emails 17 Nobels to ‘Spurt*
So, Schwartz, how many bullwhips do you have shoved up your ass?
And my water just shot out my nose
Sorry, I was at a meeting.
*throws 17 Nobels in corner with all the others and the pile of iPads*
How long is it going to take for Peej to take off that other flip flop?
I’m dying here to see how this turns out.
I know… she’s such a tease with that!
“I’m dying here to see how this turns out.”
I have video tapes of their last lezbo encounter but they’re not for sale yet. I’m holding on to them waiting for their value to increase. However, I can tell you there was much sweating and LOUD noises.
So, Schwartz, how many bullwhips do you have shoved up your ass?
Not usually where I keep my bullwhips; however, we can work with it…
*steps out of third and final pair of pants and begins unbuttoning blouse*
“howdy schwartz!”
howdy backatcha!!
“Howdy Schwartz. Sorry to learn of your affiliation with wiserbud.”
Unfortunately, we can’t all choose whom we work with, but he is a pretty damn good Ass. Man. …..
I’m not sure if I should remove my flip-flop. I haven’t had a pedicure in so long and would be embarrassed for you guys to see my feet.
Unfortunately, we can’t all choose whom we work with, but he is a pretty damn good Ass. Man.
I always pictured him as a boob man, but what do I know?
Time for a pedicure, PJ?
http://tinyurl.com/6mtvdhw
b-rad, would you be so kind?
What’s that fapping noise?
Lapeerpalooza:
http://tinyurl.com/clmhzfd
*peeks in* hiya >.>
What’s that fapping noise?
oh, that’s me walking around with one flip-flop on
Hi, Revvy. What’s new?
Lapeerpalooza:
http://tinyurl.com/clmhzfd
Perfect
howdy revvy!
Hiya guys, not much new.
Still working on stuff for my booth in July, but other than that, nothin. What’s goin on around here?
What’s that fapping noise?
MJ working on BBF?
What’s goin on around here?
Same ol’, same ol’
MJ working on BBF?
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FUCK! I’M BLIND!
*shakes head over and over*
No one pays attention to the “Wear Goggles For Safety” PSAs. Gah!!
Well, at least we know that BBF should be good, right?
Somebody get the Bodily Fluids Cleanup Kit™.
Underpants.
Somebody get the Bodily Fluids Cleanup Kit™.
And an eye-patch.
Dave, give us your eyepatch. This is an emergency.
We may have to go with the blind man’s cane.
Let’s get him a dog.
Yeah; a real dog. *snickers*
And Feel-O-Vision so he can keep doing the BBFs.
Let’s get him a dog.
Sorry. Obama ate it.
He wouldn’t eat it, would he?
Let’s get him a dog.
*kicks Sox out from behind safe couch*
*throws voice*
WOOF!
New post.