Muscular Monday Motivational

Greetings and welcome to another Monday in Reverend Wright’s America. Despite the bad reverend and his worthless, SCOAMF White House #occupy-ing disciple, we must carry on. There’s work to do, and it’s not like those other butt nuggets are gonna do it. This is merely another storm to be weathered, and it ill-behooves us to do nothing whilst the hatched are battened but shelter in place.

When the storm finally passes and the fog lifts, and the fresh soil is ripe for plowing, we who have persevered through far more Mondays’ worth of pay cuts and layoffs than we deserved will be among the first to plant fresh seeds, and the first to enjoy the ripe fruit that can only grow in an America set free to prosper again.

Now, some ripe fruit. No plowing required.


This gal might look familiar.

I can do this for like a half-millisecond.

Pupster, get out of here.

Proper workout attire? I’m not complaining.

Pretty smile.

USA! USA! USA

Well I’m fired up.

Let’s go kick Monday’s ass, and may God continue to bless America.

456 Comments

  1. 1. Tranny
    2. Tranny
    3. Real Girl
    4. Tranny
    5 Tranny

    MJ is not Kreskin.

  2. Leon is too good at math, and counting, and that’s why his wife isn’t getting knocked up.

    I also blame the MyDays app.

  3. I also blame the MyDays app.

    Have you tried getting her drunk on days 12-14?

    Worked for me.

  4. This guy is wearing Car in’s uterus.

    http://is.gd/Ao66wJ

  5. This guy is wearing Car in’s uterus.

    http://is.gd/Ao66wJ

    that looks more like a placenta to me.

  6. Have you tried getting her drunk on days 12-14?

    We’re using it to track fertile days so can deliberately do so now. I’m just surprised that it worked so well for as long as it did.

  7. 9:35 am || Departs White House
    10:45 am || Arrives New York
    1:10 pm || Delivers commencement address at Barnard College
    3:00 pm || Tapes an appearance on The View
    5:05 pm || Delivers remarks at a fundraiser, Rubin Museum of Art
    6:50 pm || Delivers remarks at a fundraiser; private residence
    8:30 pm || Departs New York City
    9:40 pm || Arrives White House

    Busy day for teh One.

  8. 3:00 pm || Tapes an appearance on The View

    Classy.

  9. Time for work.

  10. Ga. Just saw that thing on Ace about the Mother’s day card. Humn .. pregnancy is exactly the kind of thing that shouldn’t be taken – by an INSURANCE company – as a pre-existing condition.

    Ga. People are so fucking stupid.

    I’ve got an idea – you REALLY want to help women? Figure out a way to provide OB care CHEAPER.

    Those women may not get a private room for recovery, and they will see the sticker shock of that epidural, etc. Obstetrics is a perfect example of how skewed medicine has become. It’s ridiculous.

    Most women- most deliveries – can be accomplished with a midwife and zero “medical” shit. It’s a natural process. Attached to a hospital, a midwife center can be safe and cheap.

  11. DiT’s article on the garage speech made it into the Morning Jolt.

  12. Oh, and I like the last one.

  13. Holy cow, XBrad outdid himself on Load HEAT. 41 pics?

    http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2012/05/14/load-heat-secrets-in-lace/

  14. Yep, I saw that Roamy.

  15. Ok, now we’re in the bizarro world. Elliot Spitzer was asked about the issue of marriage on This Week.

  16. Time to go kick some space ass.

  17. I do not think anyone will accuse this batch of being dudes

    Also this made me snicker

    http://gizmodo.com/5909961/kodak-had-a-secret-weapons+grade-nuclear-reactor-hidden-in-a-basement

  18. Pretty sure the one in the black and grey sports bra tucks and tapes.

  19. Ok, sick as hell, but going to try to run a bit. BBL. Say something funny/amusing/thoughtful/anti-soccer.

  20. Thanks for the poat Leon.

    Had a small tornado here yesterday, it was almost like excitement. Mainly tore up some trees.

  21. “Say something funny/amusing/thoughtful/anti-soccer.”

    Who’s the genius who came up with a game where you use your head as a club?

  22. “Say something funny/amusing/thoughtful/anti-soccer.”

    underpants

  23. Dachshund puppeh!!!!

  24. #1, L to R: Roamy, Carin, Sohos, Mare.

    Well done, Leon.

    Good Morning.

  25. I gave myself a pretty good cut on Saturday, managed to stop the bleeding with a couple of butterflies. I wasn’t here for 20 minutes before ripping it open again.

    MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. fertile days = mucus = egg white one to three days before ovulation = DO IT DO IT DO IT!

    Leon, Leon, he’s our man, if he won’t do it, the neighbor will.

  27. Scot, don’t go zip lining and keep that shit clean. You don’t need any flesh eating bacteria taking up residence.

  28. I hear if you let a dog lick it, it’s better than if you lick it.

  29. Women’s fertility drops precipitously after age 27 – and these days, most “well-educated” women aren’t even thinking about starting a family until they are past that age.

    Read something interesting the other day about IVF and birth defect risk:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47115066/ns/health-childrens_health/

  30. #

    Leon, Leon, he’s our man, if he won’t do it, the neighbor will.
    #

    Ha ha ha …

    I gave myself a pretty good cut on Saturday, managed to stop the bleeding with a couple of butterflies. I wasn’t here for 20 minutes before ripping it open again.

    Perhaps Lauraw should come home early?

  31. H2O2 and a wire brush are your friends Scott

  32. I really think this campaign is going to be a fail.

    really? You want to draw attention to shuttered buildings? I saw that picture and MY first thought is “shit, that’s everywhere today”.

  33. It’s clean. It was a squirter so nothing got in.

  34. Super glue. Really.

  35. I’ve super-glued my children shut.

  36. It’s clean. It was a squirter so nothing got in.

    OY.

    If your arm rots off mister, laura is going to kick your ass. And then we get a turn.

  37. MY first thought is “shit, that’s everywhere today”.

    No, see, you don’t get it. That is everywhere because if Bush didn’t do it, Romney did. Barky was just an innocent bystander, not some evil rich CEO doing evil rich things to get eviler and richer on the backs of the oppressed.

  38. Too late now for superglue.

  39. really? You want to draw attention to shuttered buildings? I saw that picture and MY first thought is “shit, that’s everywhere today”.
    ——————————————
    Since Obama took over, more people are out of work, he amassed more debt than all presidents combined, bet 1T of taxpayer money on the stimulus which failed to do anything but enrich his friends, and while all of this was going on, decided to focus like a laser on Obamacare which gives control of all healthcare to the government.

    And he ate an f’n dog.

    The whole campaign is going to be a fail. What is he going to say?

    People don’t look at Romney and see Bush.

  40. This is my basic test of the economy, which I think could work: Look around. How many ‘For Lease’ signs to you see in shopping centers, strip malls and office buildings?

  41. I’ve toyed with the idea of snapping pictures of all the closed/empty stores in town, but I ‘d get too depressed doing it.

    There is one block in the old lapeer area (which is a cute downtown) that is completely empty on one side of the street.

    Completely.

    When we moved in, I think there was ONE empty storefront in that block. Maybe not even one.

  42. Comment by Car in on May 14, 2012 10:09 am
    I’ve super-glued my children shut.

    ————-

    I usually went with duct tape.

  43. Remind me again – what was the percentage of people on food stamps when Barky took office? What is it today?

    And those steelworkers’ pensions weren’t fully funded because of what PREVIOUS unions/management had done – I’m guessing that Romney is the reason that ANY of them were able to salvage a portion of their pension in the first place…..

  44. Driving around (too much this weekend) I was noticing all of it MJ. Stip malls that used to be mostly filled, now have one anchor store, a dollar store, and maybe ONE other small storefront.

  45. Going to go exploring the beachie areas in a bit.

    The realization that I’m doing this without Scott, and he’s having a shitty time, just hit. This is not enjoyable.

    Rather be at work with him, frankly.

    I will never do this again.

  46. Yea … lets blame steelworker job losses on Romney. One would have to be completely ignorant of recent economic history to pin that one on him.

    Which, of course, is why it has a chance of success among Obama’s base.

    I think he’s really struggling to retain blue collar votes. Yea yea yea, UAW bla bla bla.

    But most of the blue collar workers we run across – at the shop – etc … they HATE him. Even if they have a job (with the UAW or a supplier) they can look around and see how dismal things are for everyone else.

  47. Speaking of “shuttered” buildings, when DD#1 was taking a photography class in HS, there was an abandoned house in the neighborhood near the Junior High that had sat empty for years (all the kids knew of it). She used it as a backdrop for a series of pictures.

    A few months later, she decided to take a few more shots to expand on that series. She went to the house – someone had bought the property, fixed up the house, and repainted it.

    She wasn’t sure how she was supposed to feel about that….

  48. I think he’s really struggling to retain blue collar votes.

    I’m sure that coming out in favor of gay marriage went a long way to cement those blue collar votes…..

    (I can’t believe I kept a straight face when I typed that)

  49. Thursday!

  50. Yea .. umn no. LOL.

    Our store is pretty much 100% conservative voters now, except for my nephew. The guys are … as blue collar as they come, and they can’t stand Obama. Gay marriage is one more nail in the coffin to them.

  51. SInce Lauraw’s not “here”, I imagine we can fully celebrate Tuesday in the manner befitting, right?

    We should do something special.

  52. Wet T Shirt contest?

  53. Wet T Shirt contest?

    well, i suppose so. The H2 men can mail me the pictures of themselves and I’ll put them up.

  54. Would someone please kick me in the ass? I need some motivation to start my workout. . .

  55. Where is Laura?

  56. Hottie – She is in Duck, NC. Beautiful beach. . .

  57. Where is Laura?
    ————————
    She has finals this week, then it’s off to summer camp.

  58. She left Scott behind with spurting wounds and all the work?

  59. We couldn’t afford to give up a full week of income while pissing off a full week of customers.

  60. She left Scott behind with spurting wounds rotting arm, sad puppeh, and all the work?

    fixt

  61. So, Scott, did Laura leave you the spatula?

  62. *kicks Chief in the ass*

    Oooooo, that was fun. Can you please have another? Absolutely!

    *kicks Chief in the ass*

  63. You should hire wiserbud to fill in for you. He needs another job.

  64. Beasn – Thank you. I’m now turning off the computer to start my workout.

  65. Employers are actually asking for high school diplomas now.

  66. Asking for proof that is.

  67. You get a diploma with a GED right?

  68. >> I will never do this again.

    aww.. he’s ok.

  69. Where’s that whore Mare?

    http://tinyurl.com/87e2yrr

  70. Huh? I have no idea where my hs diploma is. NO clue.

  71. Would someone please kick me in the ass? I need some motivation to start my workout. . .

    You want motivation?

    How about you want to be around to see that new grandbaby graduate high school? Is that enough motivation for ya?

    (Then again, there isn’t really a huge body of work out there proving that exercise does that much to extend your lifespan – genetics and luck are much more responsible for that, I’m afraid…..)

  72. My dog ate my hs diploma.

  73. (Then again, there isn’t really a huge body of work out there proving that exercise does that much to extend your lifespan – genetics and luck are much more responsible for that, I’m afraid…..)

    Of course, if he gets moving, it will increase his chances that he’ll be able to KEEP UP with that grandchild.

  74. I gained 5.5 lbs on vacation.

  75. These “wimmen” are not attractive. I’m at a loss to explain Leon’s fascination with these over-assed, over-injected whatever-they-ares.

  76. These “wimmen” are not attractive. I’m at a loss to explain Leon’s fascination with these over-assed, over-injected whatever-they-ares.

    Praise the lord for a variety of tastes. I think this week’s aren’t so bad, except for #2. She could be a boy.

  77. except for #2. She could be a boy.

    And the last two.

    I think lclintsp’s point is that you could easily mistake most of the them for boys.

    And what does that tell you?

  78. Of course, if he gets moving, it will increase his chances that he’ll be able to KEEP UP with that grandchild.

    Oh, I’m not denying the benefits that a lot of people feel when they exercise – just making the observation that there are no guarantees in life.

  79. I think the ladies in that first pic are pretty, as is the one in #5.

    I’m not a fan of girls who don’t have a defined “figure” or too many bulging muscles.

    Then again, I don’t spend that much time thinking about it – I’m still drooling over all of the hunkitude that was on display at The Avengers yesterday.

    And did anyone realize that the gal from “How I Met Your Mother” was in that film? I kept thinking she looked vaguely familiar, but it wasn’t until the last scene in the film that I realized where I had seen her before!

  80. I think lclintsp’s point is that you could easily mistake most of the them for boys.

    And what does that tell you?

    Eh. I’m actually pretty happy that men have varied taste in women.

    One of our employees was a chubby chaser. Tons of guys just like big boobs. Being attracted to athletic isn’t the worst fixation out there.

  81. I’m not a fan of girls who don’t have a defined “figure” or too many bulging muscles.

    Lots of women don’t have a defined figure anyway. It was the way god made me. I can’t help that. May as well do the best with it that I can.

  82. Does he REALLY want to go there?

  83. I’ve dated all kinds of girls, and they all seem to be attractive in their own way. And generally pretty easy.

  84. We need a catchy meme about Obama and jobs. You people are smart, think of something for crissakes.

  85. Obama has created at least one job: Caddy.

  86. Obama kills jobs like cancer kills Jobs.

    /denounces self

  87. Obama and cancer: They both killed Jobs.

  88. Leon, great poat for today. A woman confident in herself is always beautiful.

  89. I’ve dated all kinds of girls, and they all seem to be attractive in their own way. And generally pretty easy.

    I would imagine that the “easier” they were, the more “attractive” they seemed at the time….. :P

  90. We need a catchy meme about Obama and jobs. You people are smart, think of something for crissakes.

    You think this is twitter or something?

  91. Pointed out in comments at Ace’s:

    “The steel firm closed in 2001; Romney left Bain Capitol on 1999 to run the Olympics.”

  92. Beasn – Thanks for the motivation! Good 2 hour workout!

    Leon – GREAT JOB! I love the Monday girls!

  93. Sup ninjas?

  94. oh look! It’s grandpa!

  95. Hey! Who is the chick with the eye?

  96. mmmmm pretty gurls abound!

    nice pics too

  97. I only have “eye” for you MCPO

  98. PJ – How goes the job hunt?

  99. It sucks. No one’s gonna hire me because you can only apply places online anymore. I don’t get the chance to meet with anyone and sell myself.

    how’s the grandbaby?

  100. You can sell yourself on any street corner.

  101. oooh, good point there hotspur. I just think the hours suck

  102. #2 and #4 could be boys. Especially 4….

    The rest are cute.

    Leon likes teh hindquarters.

    If I got in fighting shape, you all would probably think I was a boy ’cause my shape in fighting shape is closer to ectomorph.

    Right now, it’s a lumpy sack of potatoes.

  103. Yea, the online stuff is really stupid, imho.

    I would recommend RESUMES – many let you include them and it does set you apart. Plus- look for NON-chain type stores that actually takes resumes, where you can drop them off, etc.

    applying for a job at a big joint – it’s like a lottery.

  104. If I got in fighting shape, you all would probably think I was a boy ’cause my shape in fighting shape is closer to ectomorph.

    Yea, me too. NO waist. Eh hips. Boobs?

    *cries.

  105. PJM – They took her off O2. But, the are supplying her with air flow similar to a CPAC ’cause she forgets to breathe occasionally. She’ll be in the NICU for about 2 weeks.

  106. What fatuous nonsense. You both has nice shapes. I has hugged on em, in numerous field trials.

  107. Leon – GREAT JOB! I love the Monday girls!

    Yay, thanks. I think lclintsp is just a chubhound or something.

  108. Back to work.

  109. “I think lclintsp is just a chubhound or something.”

    Voluptuous, yes, chubs, no. Well, okay, there may have been that ONE time when I had a BUNCH to drink but …

  110. Comment by pajama momma on May 14, 2012 1:30 pm
    I …..sell myself.

    Comment by pajama momma on May 14, 2012 1:33 pm
    oooh, hotspur. I just …suck

    Cool, selective editing, just like NBC!!!

  111. Pepe – Heh!

  112. Good job, leon. Most of today’s gals don’t look like tuckers at all.

  113. Hmmmm. Sounds like Luap Nor is bowing out.

  114. I’m watching granddog #2 while DD#2 and her SO are out and about.

    The best part? Getting to spoil him with Milk Bones because he’s so gosh darn cute.

    Hey, if they’re not here to see it….. :P

  115. Here’s a picture of Granddog #2 (Jackson) with DD#3:

    http://is.gd/coCXzF

    I’m trying to figure out how to switch out GD#1 with GD#2 so that they don’t notice….

  116. One of the funniest things EVAH!

  117. 20 idiots and an acre of land are going to feed the world.

  118. Actually, scot, I think it’s far more likely that they’ll either:

    a) Starve to death.

    b) Set the field on fire or somehow render it unfit for ever growing crops again.

    c) End up murdering each other and/or a large number of innocent civilians in a series of bloody purges deemed necessary to continue their revolutionary land reforms.

  119. Stupid Maoists!

  120. Somewhere, George Orwell nods and smiles.

  121. Greece runs out of money in 6 weeks. I hope California is paying attention.

  122. I hope California is paying attention.

    Only to the price of spray tans and the winner of “Survivor”.

  123. They know the fed. govt. (China) will bail them out.

  124. Bootleg Bailout.

  125. Lawdy Reegus

  126. Only to the price of spray tans and the winner of “Survivor”.

    I’ve never had a spray (or any other kind of) tan and I have never watched a single episode of Survivor. My taste in reality teevee runs more toward COPS.

  127. SeanM – You are the exception that proves the rule. Well, you and the 7 other conservatives in Cali.

  128. Huh. We picked up an ugly Japanese looking lamp from the auction house. I just disassembled it and threw away the wiring, base and fixtures. Now it’s a vase worth $1100.

  129. Japanese Vase Solutions™!

  130. Me, Sean… who are the other 6?

  131. My mom and dad and my brother are also accounted for.

  132. Aso-deskha.

  133. Paulatics, Peej, Glaren, Glavin, Glargoil, and Maddie.

  134. Greece is going to leave the EU so that they can revert to a national currency and devalue it. Idiots like Krugman will blame austerity, never considering that trying to knit together a CONTINENT based on centralized control of everything—and I mean everything— was a bad idea.

    They’ll try this a few more times, then we’ll have WWIII. Then they’ll try it again. And again. And one more time until there is only plankton left. Then one more time.

  135. Pat Sajak.

  136. Me, Sean… who are the other 6?

    PJM still in SD?

  137. And so…it begins.

    http://tinyurl.com/cgjyoew

  138. hmmm reloading slow here

  139. They nearly burned the place down for spending cuts.
    How will they respond to collapse?

  140. pupster, squirrels are just rats with furry tails.

  141. It’s not like they ever actually CUT anything. They just slowed the rate of growth.

  142. They want out of the EU. It will lead to default, but at this point the country is being run by EU bureaucrats.

    *crosses Greece off list of places to see.

  143. I think Greece will default on it’s loans, and the EU is prepared for it, but PIIS will be in a tough spot. Stay or go?

    I’m guessing that Merkel will be brought down by it.

    Honestly, I don’t know shit other than Europe is boned.

  144. Honestly, I don’t know shit other than Europe is boned.
    . . . and we ain’t far behind!

  145. You coming to Lapeerpalooza, MJ?

  146. *crosses Greece off list of places to see

  147. France is boned too.
    Maybe The Muslim Brotherhood will bail them out.

  148. Scott, how is your arm? Does it have ebola yet?

  149. You coming to Lapeerpalooza, MJ?
    —————————–
    Yep.

  150. Wasn’t Frankie Vallie in Grease? Maybe he’ll bail them out.

  151. It’s not infected beasn.

  152. WTF are they really trying to do? Noone is that f*cking stupid with the tax and spend crap.
    The rioters are just some smoke and mirrors.

  153. Man I smell.

    Badly.

    Phew,

  154. Which rioters are we talking about?

  155. Man I smell.

    Badly.

    your nose doesn’t work…. after a workout?

  156. The Greeks. . .

  157. Car in, the Greek ones. The same type and probably the same group who rioted in the UK.

  158. Hungry people don’t like hunger. Political scientists amazed!

  159. nice tribute to a GD.

  160. Carin just saw the price on the newest iPads.

    http://tinyurl.com/cptnbhy

  161. Whatever happened to Rosetta’s brother?

    http://tinyurl.com/d2scdvj

  162. PJM – They took her off O2. But, the are supplying her with air flow similar to a CPAC ’cause she forgets to breathe occasionally. She’ll be in the NICU for about 2 weeks.

    sorry I missed that. Stupid work……..I had to go.
    You know, Graham was born not breathing, pretty much dead. I didn’t even get to see him when he was born. They took him right away from me and were giving him CPR. My mom said she’d never seen a baby so grey before.

    and now look at my pain in the ass.
    She’ll be good.

  163. Since DD#2 is here, the semi-annual Shaving of the Long-Haired Dogs has commenced.

    For a few weeks, they will look absolutely pathetic…..

  164. MAAAA-AAARRRE!

    *shakes fist at Monday*

  165. You had me at the first pic. Meloni’s!

  166. We are almost where Greece is. If the republicans take control and make the necessary cuts to spending (unlikely), the backlash would probably usher the democrats back into power.

    Unless Romney is the second coming of RR, we are doomed.

  167. Obama ate a f’n dog.

  168. i was just wasting time and moving electrons with an anagram generator….
    results:
    The Hostages => Hog Ass Teeth
    Leon’s Poats => many pictures of fugly transvestites in spandex

  169. Baby red-tailed hawks are the most annoying bird on the planet. At an early age they learn the words FEED ME, which roughly translates into a very nasally SKREEEEAATCH.

    If they aren’t eating, they are screaming at the top of their lungs….SKREEEEAATCH SKREEEAATCH SKREEATCH sunrise to sunset.

  170. I would have tweeted that but it was too long.

  171. Just tweet SKREEEATCH!

  172. I refuse to participate in twitter.

    It is causing the death of Western Civilization.

  173. This was a semi-productive Monday at work. The coworker I most needed to talk to didn’t come in today, which sucked, but I downloaded and updated spreadsheets and then ordered more data like a total badass.

  174. I downloaded and updated spreadsheets and then ordered more data like a total badass.

    You have an odd concept of badassness, which is inconsistent with the Chuck Norris ideal.

  175. Once I got the bleeding under control I was very productive.

  176. Tammy Bruce has an interesting take on why Obama is suddenly Gay for Pay:

    Then it dawned on me–Obama’s internal polls must show him losing to Romney, and handily. The latest Rasmussen certainly show the Golfer-in-Chief in trouble and behind the GOP nom. He must realize it’s over and is now simply looking to establish his “legacy,” while reinforcing leftist relationships he desperately wants to keep–like with Hollywood–after we kick his ass to the curb. For an obsessed, cynical and narcissistic president like Obama, he only makes moves that serve his agenda one way or another–and the only upside to this exists out of the White House.

    Via The Corner.

    http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/299832/wouldnt-it-be-simpler-michael-walsh

  177. You have an odd concept of badassness, which is inconsistent with the Chuck Norris ideal.

    If any of that boring shit could be done in a badass fashion, I assure it was. I also addressed action items and emailed colleagues.

    Like a badass. Sadly, not like a boss. Similar though.

  178. Interesting. I don’t think he has given up though. It’s an ace in the hole…so to speak.

  179. I like pie. . .

  180. Tammy Bruce is hot. I bet I could turn her.

  181. I also addressed action items and emailed colleagues.

    Holy shit! You really did kick some ass today.

  182. Tammy Bruce is catching up to where I was the day of his devolution.

  183. From IMAO – Breaking Scandal: Obama Muppet Used in Reno Appearance http://goo.gl/fb/zGgn3

  184. “I bet I could turn her”

    You already did

  185. Holy shit! You really did kick some ass today.

    If I’d kicked it any harder, windows would have broken throughout the building from the impact shockwave.

  186. Hahahahaha

    Eff you, Scot.

  187. I refuse to participate in twitter.

    It is causing the death of Western Civilization.

    On the contrary- the twitterverse is kicking the everloving shit out of the libs every time. It could indeed be that #TCOT saves Western Civ.

  188. I just know he is going to pull some executive order bullshit.
    Hopefully he pays off my mortgage.

    I still wont vote for him.

  189. Hopefully he pays off my mortgage.

    ooooh and my student loans!

  190. We aren’t good enough for a second term of Obama, he should go save Greece.

  191. PJ, it’s nice to have you back.

  192. I need a new GFCI plug in my kitchen. Maybe Obama will pay for that. It would create a job.

  193. Frickin’ ants were in the circuit box. I tried to reset the circuit so my garbage disposal would work, and frickin’ ants came out of the socket. I had to remove the cover and hose it down with insecticide.

    I think I should qualify for help from FEMA.

  194. I don’t believe in GFCI outlets.

  195. I don’t believe in GFCI outlets.

  196. Yet another strange thing about fire ants, they like electricity and eating insulation.

  197. PJ, it’s nice to have you back.

    so, you wanna pay off my student loans?

  198. Yeah, fire ants can really fuck up your landscape lighting system if you don’t keep a watch out for them.

  199. See? If you didn’t have GFCI, instead of spraying poison in your kitchen, a little water would have done the trick.

  200. HODAR!

  201. Does Ortho Home Defense work on fire ants? It works great on all of our ants.

  202. so, you wanna pay off my student loans?

    You turned into a democrat while you were in school?

  203. She lives in California, education and birth control are free.

  204. so, you wanna pay off my student loans?

    Sorta depends on how thankful you will be, and how you intend to show your gratitude.

  205. Don’t do it peej. He has bugs.

  206. Not sure, haven’t tried that. The most effective stuff are the baits that they take into the mound, if you kill the queen the colony dies of sadness or something.

    Logix is the most recent “new” thing, Amdro has been around since Christ was a corporal.

  207. Does Ortho Home Defense work on fire ants? It works great on all of our ants.

    No. These are not normal ants. There are specific poisons for fire ants that work pretty well on fire ant colonies, like Amdro. It’s a staple commodity in any Texas garage.

  208. Well, Leon, I migrated a database today. Like a Viking.

  209. Pismire

  210. Bug scientists only recently discovered that a fire ant colony can have 2 queens. They are stubborn little fuckers and a huge nuisance. No natural predators which is why the little bastards are so prolific.

    The GOOD thing is after a rain they start building their mounds above ground, so you can find them lousy sonsabitches and kill em.

  211. Yup. I had a couple of mounds pop up in my front yard after our recent rain.

  212. Did anybody leave a dead fish inside anybody else’s car today?

  213. Sean – Did you drive anywhere today?

  214. Wow, Scott. That was great!

  215. Did anybody leave a dead fish inside anybody else’s car today?

    http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/22568194/highlight/263335

  216. Oso, some of the comments are rather touching too.

  217. >> I had a couple of mounds pop up in my front yard after our recent rain.

    It’s the only dumb thing they do.

  218. Just my morning meeting and back, Chief. Do I need to go out and check my car?

  219. I have watched it 3 times and I don’t think I am done.

  220. I’m going to get some student loans just so Obama can pay them off.

  221. Scott, I actually down voted a douchebag comment. I usually let Dbags expose themselves, but ragging on a blind kid was too much. I love the video. Thanks for sharing.

  222. Well, Leon, I migrated a database today. Like a Viking.

    Well done, sir. Enjoy some mead and a fine wench.

  223. Sean – Just sayin’. . .

  224. I am in a size 8!!!!!!!!!!! (This is really for the women)

  225. YAY, SoHoS!

  226. WooHoo!!! Way to go, Sohita!

  227. *dancing in my room in my size 8 jeans*

  228. Way to go Sohos. Please send swimsuit pictures for BBF. TYIANP.

  229. I did promise chief that once I hit my goal I will take a bikini picture and that is only 16 pounds from now

  230. The GOOD thing is after a rain they start building their mounds above ground, so you can find them lousy sonsabitches and kill em.

    Cal me a vicious earthling, but I take a shovelful of one mound and switch it to another mound, and vice versa. The ensuing deathmatches are epic, and I just sit back and enjoy the show.

  231. I didn’t know what size 8 looked like so I googled it.
    Congratulations.

  232. Fire Ant Genocide Blog.

  233. Aggie, there’s a risk in that. Eventually, you’ll get two mutant hives that don’t fight each other, and start another supercolony.

  234. Thanks!!!!

  235. What Elizabeth Warrant will be doing in mid November:

    http://is.gd/hoLecG

  236. The risk is there, which is why we follow up with kerosene and matches.

    /redneck killa

  237. I have to guess part of it is going up and down 3 flights of stairs no less than 5 times a day.

  238. Or Warren. Stupid auto-fuckrect.

  239. The risk is there, which is why we follow up with kerosene and matches.

    Glad to know you’re thorough. The bugs are still trying to win. Fight for the species. Fight to win.

  240. bees in Thailand that drink human tears

    Dave, can I borrow your eye patch???

  241. Third floor living will change the shape of your legs. Good for the heart too.

  242. It’s funny when I first moved in I could barely make it up without my heart beating out of my chest. Now I can be on the phone and run them and be fine.

  243. OMG, Teen Wolf is on!!!

    I’m still eternally depressed that I escaped my teen years without a raging case of lycanthropy.

  244. Congrats Sohos!
    Great vid Scott… sharing that one

  245. What did you have for dinner, Scott?

  246. >> Dave, can I borrow your eye patch???

    But, but.. the chicks.. they look at me and..

    ohhhh okaaaaay.

    Congrats Sohos!

  247. Thank you!!

    *smooches Dave*

    *leaves him a brownie*

    See that?? It’s double fudge!

  248. Whole wheat pasta completely changes the taste of spaghetti.

  249. *scarfs it*

    Scott is not eating until Friday.

    ALSO this is one of the funniest gifs ever.. I found it after I saw a story today about Galway Ireland wanting to dedicate a monument to Che Guevara. PLUS there’s good snarky comments by LauraW in the thread.

    http://t.co/VaaEMOPq

  250. Shit, Dave…that troll done pissed me off.

  251. I’m still eternally depressed that I escaped my teen years without a raging case of lycanthropy.

    You didn’t really miss out on much. The novelty of being able to go to the bathroom outdoors once a month wears off pretty quick.

  252. I am THIS happy:

    http://tinyurl.com/73nhr8y

  253. *laughs at Sohos’ link*

    I know how you feel :)

  254. I only have two rules. The fist is, never take a bet with a Sicilian when death is on the line, and the second is, never insult someone in Spanish assuming everyone else can’t speak Spanish.

    Da me un besso, mamacita.

  255. You didn’t really miss out on much. The novelty of being able to go to the bathroom outdoors once a month wears off pretty quick.

    I do that a few times a week as it is. If that’s really all I’d get out of it, I guess you’re right. Still, I have the feeling there’s more to it than that.

  256. “Beso” is spelled with one “s”, compadre.

    *le doy us beso a MJ*

  257. Heeeeey baby que paso! I thought I was your only vato!

    Heeeeey baby que paso! Won’t you give me un beso?

    I learned all my Spanish from the Texas Tornados and working in an El Chico in high school

  258. Un Hombre Lobo Adolescente. It loses something in translation.

  259. “Un”, not “us”. Stupid wine.

    I learned all my Spanish from the Texas Tornados and working in an El Chico in high school

    Works!

  260. I learned all my Spanish from two listenings of disk 1 of “Learn Spanish in Your Car”.

    I don’t know very much Spanish.

  261. Ask Sean about my Spanish. I love the Texas Tornados!!!

  262. I took Spanish in school. Got a B.

  263. That smells like Iocaine powder, MJ. Odorless and tasteless.

  264. I am THIS happy:

    I took “learn that swear word” at an auto parts store. Got an A.

  265. No entiendo una palabra de espanol.

  266. That smells like Iocaine powder, MJ. Odorless and tasteless.
    —————————-
    It comes from Australia.

  267. No quiero decir que eres mentiroso, MCPO, pero… ;)

  268. Hmm, my cut and paste skills are lacking. That was supposed to be this: I took Spanish in school

    Makes more sense that way.

  269. “Un”, not “us”. Stupid wine.
    —————————-
    Serves you right for correcting my Spanglish.

  270. Listen! Do you smell something?

  271. ¡ORALE RAAAAAAAAAYDERZZZZ HOMES!

    I learned my Spanish from growing up in LA County.

  272. Sean wins :D

  273. Breakfast was Coca-Cola and coffee.
    Lunch was coffee and (2) Pop Tarts.

    I ate well for dinner. The main course should be obvious MJ.

  274. ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

  275. I got a English to Spanish dirty word book from my secret Satan this past year

  276. Breakfast was Coca-Cola and coffee.
    Lunch was coffee and (2) Pop Tarts.

    My pancreas just lurched.

  277. My favorite Spanglish speaker was a guy from West Texas that I served with in Spain. He had a great vocabulary, but that west Tejas accent in espanol never failed to crack me up.

  278. What little Spanish I do speak has an unfortunate German accent.

  279. The main course should be obvious MJ.
    ——————
    Red Tail Hawk?

  280. ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    *gives Brad the Orange Julius Award™*

  281. What little Spanish I do speak has an unfortunate German accent.
    ———————-
    Leon is a multi-culti homo.

  282. 3 years of high school German followed by 2 years of college German will do that to you, MJ.

  283. I can’t wait to watch Leon deadlift MJ and throw him into Carin’s lake!

  284. Michael would know the correct answer.

    You disappoint.

  285. It will be fun for everyone, Chief.

  286. I can’t wait to watch Leon deadlift MJ and throw him into Carin’s lake!
    ———————————-
    I’m going to do a triple Lindy on the way in. At my size I’ll probably get eaten by the bait fish.

  287. You disappoint.
    ——————————-
    Mom?

  288. It’s a good thing that xBrad doesn’t have to interact with the majority of Californians. His lack of language skills would put him at a disadvantage.

  289. What is a better hydrogen peroxide substitute, bleach or rubbing alcohol?

  290. Wait….we got gasoline and turpentine too.

  291. I would go with rubbing alcohol, to be safe(r).

  292. For an open wound? Use your cheapest liquor.

  293. Isopropyl in your bloodstream is a very bad idea. There are worse things than a local infection.

  294. If you have bullets, break them open with a nail and a hammer. Then put the gunpowder in the wound and light it.

    *claps hands together

  295. Oh, on a wound??

    Cheap beer or tequila.

  296. …and fire.

    I will wing it.
    * pours shots of gas, bleach, rubbing alcohol, turpentine and whiskey *
    * lights propane torch*

    Grabs scissors…..gauze..butterflies….I’m going in.

  297. If you have bullets, break them open with a nail and a hammer. Then put the gunpowder in the wound and light it.

    Saw that on teevee. You will scream like a tiny child, but it leaves a bitchin’ scar.

  298. Scott
    Iodine with H2O2 is best but Iodine is good

  299. Rub some dirt on it. The storebought kind, though.

  300. No cerveza, no trabajo!

    Cuba si! Castro no!

    Scott, I’m not the best person to advise on cleaning arm wounds, but wiserbud saved my arm once with some rotgut liquor. You remember.

  301. [...] Linked at The Hostages (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)  Loading [...]

  302. It was my rotgut liquor.

  303. Aaggie
    kiss me quick darlin! tomorrow i turn 50!

  304. Awwww, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KROW!!!

    *SMOOOCHES*

  305. Well there ya go. Saved the limb.

    Although at one point he was trying to light it, but he was laughing too hard, and also kinda drunk.

  306. Ok, movie time! Y’all enjoy your evening!

  307. Woo hoo! No blood loss! Three butterflies will give it some air.
    This will be good by Friday.

  308. I do not know if I have told this here.
    According to my grandfather he was working in a dynamite factory in London during WWI. The factory was evacuated for an air raid.
    Grandpa said he was hit by his knee with a stray bullet that exited close to his ankle.

    He said the Doc picked up a cleaning rod soaked a rag in Iodine and swabbed the wound (to his horror and agony)

    It healed up fine and he had 2 nice scars on his leg.

  309. It will be a cool scar too.
    Barracuda.

  310. Dave-o
    HOW IT DOING MA BRO?

  311. Can’t complain. Welcome to the half-century club!

  312. wait wait what movie Aggs?

  313. If you have fire ants, you can use the jaws to close the wound. Just remember to cut off the bodies once they bite through the two pieces of skin.

  314. Chicks digs scars.

  315. scars and eye patches

  316. Cyn! Scroll up to 7:54 and watch the 2 minute movie.

  317. Cyn kiss me im nearly 50!

  318. Mrs MJ has two almost identical freckles? beauty marks? that just appeared under her eyes. They are very faint, and you can’t see them when she has makeup on, but they are just about the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen.

    If they were scars, she’s be a movie character.

  319. Cyn – Physical or emotional?

  320. I watched already, Scott–m’wah. I had to get up to blow my nose twice; just made me bawl. That was just… something special. Thank you for sharing.

  321. Kisses only when it happens, Krow!

  322. What is a better hydrogen peroxide substitute, bleach or rubbing alcohol?

    Clean warm water, followed by sugar, then turpentine.

  323. I am covered in scars

  324. MCPO – yes.

    *waggles eyebrows*

  325. I am soooo stinking happy for you, Sohos!!! {{HUGS GIRLIE!!}}

    But I still have to hate you a little bit.

  326. Thanks Beasn. I knew I could count on you.

  327. Karate men bruise on the inside.

  328. scars and eye patches

    Rawr

  329. http://tinyurl.com/cq5z82f

  330. O-hai-Karate

  331. Scott, there was a discussion on another blog about how folks got their scars when they were kids and how their moms treated them seeing as many were poor and couldn’t go to a doctor.
    Sugar speeds healing, kills bacteria, not ouchy on application. Old wives tale that worked.

    http://www.peoplespharmacy.com/2007/09/17/sugar-speeds-wo/

  332. MJ, the actress Debra Scott had a mark like that, made me pay attention tp the close ups

  333. http://tinyurl.com/cq5z82f

    Dead guys tell no tales.

  334. at midnight then cyn

  335. Scott, the best part of that video was that little boy hugging the guitar.

    We musicians (we retards). We just want to play stuff and make people feel good, and happy. That right there is the gig of a lifetime. I loved it that the guitarist knew what was happening was important, and didn’t care at all, even when the little guy planted his hands on the strings.

    It was really nice.

  336. I’m thrilled for sweet, sweet Sohita, but am deeply concerned that her bewbs not shrink as well…

  337. MJ, the actress Debra Scott had a mark like that, made me pay attention tp the close ups
    —————————————–
    Yeah, I don’t know where they came from and neither does she. She thinks they are ugly, and I couldn’t disagree more. I mean, she’s pretty, but that’s distinctive. Happy birthday, old man.

  338. Comment by SoHoS on May 14, 2012 10:00 pm

    I am covered in scars

    you and me both girl

  339. What did you have for dinner, Scott?

    Michael would know the correct answer.

    Chocolate Thunder?

    *too lazy: insert rimshot link here*

    Selective Comment Contexting FTW

  340. thankee sai MJ

    tell her those are kisses from G_d, makes her like no other person

  341. My best scar can’t be seen unless you move my hair around. A three inch wide extra grin on the top of my forehead, made with the steering wheel of a 1965 Chrysler.

    If only I had gone bald, it’d be the shit man.

  342. turpentine = antiseptic

  343. SoHoS – Looking good!

    http://tinyurl.com/7s7feb4

  344. Soyuz launch at 11:01 EDT.

    http://www.spaceflightnow.com/station/exp31/status.html

  345. I got a scar right here.

    *points to chest*

    Mary Ellen Moffat

  346. My best scar goes hip bone to hip bone. Made to pull out a large brain-filled haid.
    If I walked around without my pants, it’d be the shit. *wait another 20 years and that will happen*

  347. Glad to see Dave got a gig!

    http://tinyurl.com/796wvo9

  348. cyn are you a good friend or a true friend?

    (S)

  349. beasn, that truly is a badge of honor

  350. Gnome-Stock

  351. HA! A friend that will let you continue breathing, Krow.

  352. thankee sai MJ
    ———————-
    Wheel of Time? I lost interest after a few books.

  353. Nite all.

  354. Sweet dreams, MJ

  355. HAH! That’s a Mesa Boogie cabinet MCPO. Can’t tell about the amp, but Mesa Boog is the total shit.

    My next best scar is scheduled for July 9.

  356. nay MJ, tis from midworld, around book 5 i lost interest as well

  357. Cyn either true or real, i wouldnt survive either way

  358. Lobotomy, Dave?

  359. beat me to it dammit

  360. nay MJ, tis from midworld, around book 5 i lost interest as well

    Me too. Too much soap opera, not enough gunching.

  361. Still raining here. Guess I’ll go burn one in the garage.

  362. Cyn, the inside of my car looked like a gangster hit job.

  363. Gunching??

  364. Master Chief, i hope our little Gracie is snug as a bug tonight

  365. Gunching??

    Hmmm – looks like the modern youth have changed the meaning from when I was young. Taken from a Vaughn Bode cartoon, it meant to poke a spear in somebody’s belly.

  366. Krow – She is doing really well. Kids sent me a pic of her under the ultraviolet light in the NICU.

  367. Sweet Chief, glad to here it

  368. No doubt, Dave. Ow.

  369. Damn kids.

    *gunches Geoff with a spork*

  370. SPORKS!

  371. Bring Out Yer Dead!

  372. Think this is on my diet?

    http://tinyurl.com/brqc5h4

  373. My all time favorite nic at the mothership was “Tuning Spork”

  374. “She was the kind of dame who just as soon spork you as look at you.”

  375. I say have at it, Chief! Maybe if you close your eyes while eating, you won’t actually see that you are possibly being naughty.

  376. then Spork said “Live Long and enjoy the Buffet”

  377. “Stick a spork in me, I’m done.”

  378. “When you come to a spork in the road, take it.”

  379. I Spork. There For I Spam

  380. Born with a silver spork in his mouth.

  381. The R-4360 engine had 96 spork plugs.

  382. Remember The Holy Spork, and keep it holy

  383. sometimes you get the honey. sometimes you get the spork

  384. I accidentally sent a truckload of sporks to a Taco Bell in Jacksonville Texas in 1995, running a test bill.

    True story.

  385. Leave the gun. Take the spork.

  386. all the spork but the squeal.

  387. One of my favorite things to do after sex… spork.

  388. that gal had a great set of sporks

  389. CYN FTW

  390. time to rest my sporks.

  391. cyas Dave-O

  392. We’re gunna need a bigger spork.

  393. Go up the road till it sporks to the right

  394. I’m off to bed. Let me leave you with this thought; the Lovely Julia was admitted on Thursday at 11am. Tonight, she and #1 son will sleep in their own bed for the 1st time since then.

  395. night Master Chief

  396. God watch over the baby, and the new parents.

    nite cool kids.

  397. Dave? http://is.gd/p96JaY

  398. I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six sporks or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

  399. HAH

  400. NIghty sweet dreams, Mr. Dave.

  401. If I walked around without my pants, it’d be the shit.

    Beasn, I would pay $20 to see you walk around without your pants.

    You might get a tip if you danced a little.

  402. Luke…. I need your spork….

  403. Some how, I don’t think the battle cry of The Tick would sound that great as “Spooooooooooork!”

  404. I’ll give Beasn a spork if she walks around without her pants.

  405. You have the manners of a goat. And you smell like a dung-heap! And you have no knowledge whatsoever of your sporkl!

  406. You have the manners of a goat. And you smell like a dung-heap! And you have no knowledge whatsoever of your sporkl!

    OK, that’s all true, but I do know Lutheran theology.

  407. I’m guessing that you’ll need to do better than a spork to entice Beasn.

  408. never ask me about my spork, Kate.

    Never ask me about my spork.

  409. I’m guessing that you’ll need to do better than a spork to entice Beasn.

    Really? How can you woo a woman with something better than a spork? I’m confused.

  410. Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it’s usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it’s not just the uniform. It’s the sporks that you tell.

  411. John Winger: I’ve had an interesting morning. In the last two hours I’ve lost my job, my apartment, my car, and my girlfriend.
    Russell Ziskey: You still have your spork.

  412. I rarely wear underwear and when I do it’s usually something unusual . . .

    Vmax, please swear to us that you will never explain what “unusual” underwear is.

  413. How can you woo a woman with something better than a spork?

    Spoonula.

  414. It is not black thunder Michael

  415. “Unusual” cannot be any worse than Dave’s Lime Green Butt Thong™.

  416. I mean, I’ve got some boxers with a banana print, but everybody has those.

    Right?

  417. Sporks.
    Why did it have to be sporks?

  418. John Winger: Why’d the spork cross the road?
    Soldiers: To get from the left to the right
    John Winger: He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank
    Soldiers: He ain’t no spork no more

  419. I am out.

    My interview went well,

    Expecting a call.

  420. beasn is fibbing about walking around without her pants on in 20 years. She does that now.

  421. Good news to hear, Vmax; I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you. Nighty dreams.

  422. Xbrad, check your voicemail.

  423. Sox and I

  424. hahaha, great pic!

  425. Got it, Lippy. No problem. I’ll be back here in about 3 weeks.

  426. Sox looks like he’s just daring you to make an unwarranted move.

  427. He stabbed me with a spork as I tried to get out of the chair.

  428. beasn is fibbing about walking around without her pants on in 20 years. She does that now.

    *runs back in the house*

    *takes shower*

    ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  429. Runcible spoon. Google it.

  430. Big 50 you knuckleheads!

  431. Congratulations on not dying for half a century, krow.

  432. wakey wakey

    Happy b-day KROW.

  433. It’s poptart time for Scott.

    I hope he got one of those BIG boxes.

  434. Coffee por favor!

  435. I don’t really miss bread any more, but some mornings, I do sorta miss poptarts.

  436. Poptarts killed it. Fitting.

  437. Effen pop tarts.

  438. Work time. Somebody put up a new poat or something in celebration of Laura’s favorite day. She’s on vacation, she won’t know.

  439. *cough*

    But yeah, Tuesday is a whole different experience from here. I can understand why it appeals to others.

    Just sitting here waiting for the house to wake up. Not sure what we’re doing today.

  440. I recommend waffles and bacon.

  441. YOU’LL DO NOTHING AND LIKE IT!

  442. SCOTT, EAT SOME EGGS.

    I saw what ‘food’ he ate yesterday.

    By the time he gets here he’s going to look like a piece of knotty string.

  443. Humn … I’m ON IT. New special tuesday post.

  444. I don’t see it.

    *bangs laptop on table*

  445. He’s eating?

  446. New poat!I spent a whole 10 minutes on it.

  447. I don’t speak for America OR the world, and I don’t want to. I have no right. But that doesn’t stop the racist right. Somewhere in their delusional hypocritical minds, someone made them speakers of the world and this country. No one did. No one ever win. But like I said, it doesn’t stop them from spreading the wide-spread lie of hate. That EVERY SINGLE BEING in the United States of America and the Whole World of existence hates Barack Obama.

    No that is not true. It’s obvious they don’t pay attention to how the world thinks. just how faux news and hate radio tells them how the world thinks, But the cold-hard fact is not EVERY single being in the world is an uneducated, racist, bigoted right-winger who hates that a black couple represents the United States. Week by Week, I keep saying how the racist right have lost their sense of reality (If they ever had one!)

    Ever heard that retarded saying “SCOAMF” Can’t tell you what it means, look it up. I said people if they are tired of hearing this crap. Turns out they aren’t, because they never heard. One a certain group of people never head the disrespectful trope. Classy, Respectful, Intelligent People. Ob’s such a Miserable Failure he grad Harvard Law and passed his bars and practiced law and beat the “war hero,” John McCain & Simple Sarah. Got Bin Laden. The white supremacists of the GOP Base reek of envy and desperation.

    Why does he need to release his school records? President Johnson didn’t even learn how to read until he was an adult, and he was taught how by his wife, not a school. There have been 7 presidents who never went to college at all, 2 that attended but never graduated, and one who in his entire life had a total of 1 year formal learning and everything else was self-taught. And please look up the definitions of Socialist, Communist, and Capitalist. I don’t think those words mean what you think they mean, and Socialist and Communist are not interchangeable.

    Why go through all this crap? Because of Mitt Romney. He is the only respectful man in the cesspool of racism known as the GOP. He takes the high road so much, they should just re-name it “The Romney Road” But his followers CAN’T create reasons other than he’s not black for the majority to vote for him in November.

    They don’t like him because he;s not the spitting image of their god, Ray-gun. As we more toward the November election Romney will increasing get more and more ludicrous in his attempts to find talking points to use, as the economic conditions slowly and surely get better. This in spite of all the efforts of the republicans in Congress to flush this country down the toilet just to make Obama a single term president. Mitt is the most out of touch politically and socially tone-deaf individual, in my lifetime, to run for President, and that goes back to the 1952 election.

    So lies and slander is ALL the racist right have left. Not to mention character Assassination. Think about this. Obama said he’s a Christian, He’s a liar. But If he said he snorted cocaine, he’s telling the truth Obama said he respects religions, he’s a liar, But if he said that he used to bully people all the time, he’s telling the truth. These hateful slime balls believes ANYTHING bad about Obama, even if he said it. He even said he was a Christian, but he’s lying. Bet you if he, out of nowhere, said he used to kill for fun. The a-holes who believe it.

    This is gonna be the most possibly racist election in history. As told by this man:

    http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/obama-divorce-story-8950341


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