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Wiserbride opens her Mothers Day gift……..OMG IT’S A CORONA!!!!
O.L.D.
So it was cloudy all day yesterday, it’s going to be cloudy all day again today, but no rain at all. I guess I can mow, but it’s going to be lame.
Where is the coffee?
Happy Mother’s Day, mothers.
Wakey wakey.
I think in honor of mother’s day, I’ll go spend the entire day on a soccer field in midland.
That Reno stop-over was an “official visit” meaning he got to write off part (probably a LARGE part) of his three-day money grab out west.
And, I won’t 1) garden or 2) go for a run.
You know, the two things I wanted to do on Mother’s day.
Obama played his 97th round of golf on Saturday.
We should do something special when he hits 100.
http://tinyurl.com/74g3wlj
>> We should do something special when he hits 100.
I’m betting the RNC and/or Romney have the video ready to launch.
Laura started her vacation this morning.
I so ronely.
Happy Mother’s Day! I certainly hope all the Moms enjoy a wonderful day!
HA! I love that video. Nicely done Richard.
Happy Mother’s Day you mothers.
Lauraw’s on vacation?
How come I wasn’t informed of this?
Rosie – is Floyd bringing you breakfast in bed today?
Floyd is bringing Rosie something, but I wouldn’t call it breakfast.
Here’s a quote from a NYT article on the financial abortion that is California:
Gov. Jerry Brown, disclosing the development in a video posted on YouTube, said that California’s shortfall was now projected to be $16 billion, up from $9.2 billion in January. Mr. Brown said that he would propose a revised budget on Monday to deal with it.
What the fuck is that? A 45% rounding error?
How can you be off by that much in 5 months?
Idiots.
California is so deservedly fucked. There is soon going to come a time when the other 56 states are going to be asked to bail out that collection of retards and that will be the start of Civil War 2.
Oregon, Nevada and Arizona needs to start a massive fracking campaign to try and break that loser state off into the pacific.
IDIOTS!
Rosie – is Floyd bringing you breakfast in bed today?
He can’t cook for shit. Stupid pig.
Raining now. Can’t mow. Farg.
I saw that article at American Thinker. He’s also proposing an income tax increase and hiking business and high income tax brackets.
Maybe if all of the residents west of the coast were to jump up and down really hard the crap part would fall off into the ocean.
Happy Mother’s Day, Moms.
I am cooking Mom dinner, and it is not Floyd
There wont be any income left.
He was before my time, but from what I understand Jerry Brown was a disaster the first time around. Idiots. I don’t miss California in the least.
If everyone leaves CA all at once, who pays the bills?
I bet this happened in CA: http://youtu.be/N9sJzTy93WM
Sorry, I couldn’t bear to be the only one who’d seen it. Imma have nightmares.
California should tax stupidity and vanity.
Thankfully, most actors and actresses aren’t smart enough to realize that soon THEY are going to be the only ones paying for all of the deadbeats who are left when “Tax the Rich” takes effect.
Because they will be the only high earners left in the state once those high tax rates are implemented.
California is probably one or two gubernatorial elections away from there not being any candidates because no one wants to be at the helm when the shit finally hits the fan.
Then there will only be one person who will be able to save the day.
http://tinyurl.com/2ew7r4n
L to R: California, California.
http://i.imgur.com/MxjGc.gif
California knows that they are too big to fail. We’ll be bailing them out just like Obama back channeled money to PIIGS.
California knows that they are too big to fail. We’ll be bailing them out just like Obama back channeled money to PIIGS.
If that happens, I suggest we go back in time and stop Superman from stopping Lex Luthor.
Dave’s Garage Speech post is now at the top of Memeorandum.
I got brave this year – made my Mom a Shutterfly book for Mother’s Day. She’s been making a real nuisance of herself, taking it around and showing it to anyone who doesn’t move out of her way fast enough:
http://teresainfortworth.wordpress.com/2012/05/13/i-love-you-mom/
Chris Matthews is a delusional, sycophantic douchebag.
Chrissy spits when he talks.
http://tinyurl.com/6mw3c9z
Greg Gutfeld told this joke on Teh Five on Friday:
What do you call an angry feminist on Mother’s Day?
You don’t.
Love the Mother’s Day video. What’s the penalty for actually paying attention to the poat content?
Impotent Update (hope ya don’t mind, Wiserbabe!) –
I just love the internet – I always thought I was the only nerd out there…..
Mr. TiFW and DD#3 laughed at the first video – it’s a hoot!
Hahaha.
http://tinyurl.com/7oyhqfc
I’m starting to question Newsweek’s neutrality on political issues.
The RNC should mail that issue of Newsweek to every black person in the country.
Obama’s support in the black community would plummet to 93%.
James Buchanan was the first gay president. He was a train wreck. He was still better than Obama.
Roamy goes to City Council
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMANMIe0ZZI&feature=share
I think they should make a ring toss game with that image. Rainbow rings and Obama’s big ears. Like cornhole. But for urbanites.
Dickhole.
I was hoping that was a parody from The Onion – then I read that it was reprinted with permission from the publisher.
A HALO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
If anyone still thinks that the media is “unbiased”, this should dispel any doubt. Of course, the true believers won’t be swayed…..
Good Morning Mothers and MotherFlukers.
You motherfuckers seem to all be in a good mood this morning. Who pissed in your ravioli anyway? I feel great. Which may be due to me shutting down after 8 indians last night.
If anyone still thinks that the media is “unbiased”,
this should dispel any doubt.they should be put into a padded room and given a soft chew toy. We have a moral obligation to protect such people from themselves.Pendejo, if you don’t shut your piehole, Imma slap Xbrad’s mouth until his nose bleeds.
Hah! Did that actually work?
Rats. I was looking forward to the slapping part.
The low-carb pancakes that Mr. RFH and Mini-me made just for me were much better than I expected. Bacon and coffee to round out my Mother’s Day breakfast. Yum.
This… slapping… what do you charge? We may be able to work something out here.
Don’t make me put my teefs in and bite you, Jewstin.
Low-carb pancakes?
I have to work for a couple hours today and I am not happy about it.
Lalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalallala.
Slap that bitch…..slap him hard…….lalalalalalalalalalala.
Bootleg stump fire.
Osita, Bob’s Red Mill low-carb baking mix. 6 grams net carbs. Recipe on the back of the bag, add 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon or more to make it better.
Thanks, Roamy. My hubby has been making me pumpkin pancakes but I miss traditional pancakes.
http://tinyurl.com/d8kjlj2
Happy Mother’s Day, you baaad muthas.
Happy Mudders Day yall
Treasa your mom rawks
Best wishes to the new momma on the block
Mrs Rosetta, punch the manlesbian in the Hoon
Cyn, you iz der bestest
Aaaaaaaaggggggggiiieee!
Dave’s AoSHQ Obama post got linked at RedState as well…..
Osita, would you please email me the pumpkin pancake recipe or put it up at the Hostages recipe site?
Low-carb pancakes?
I’ve made some pretty good ones with almond flour. Then I realized I could just have bacon and eggs and I said “fuck pancakes”.
Wow, Kathleen Parker didn’t call out Tingle’s hypocritical blatherings on Meet the Press. Shocker.
Happy Mothers Day, Hostagettes!
Happy Mothers Day you Mother’s!!!!
Getting tired of eggs. I hope I never get tired of bacon.
Other things better than low-carb pancakes:
pork steak
beef steak
egg muffins
date nutballz
your mom
Wow, Kathleen Parker didn’t call out Tingle’s hypocritical blatherings on Meet the Press. Shocker.
Kathleen who?
Roamy, I’m even starting to like baked turkey bacon!!! Happy Mama’s Day, Sohitabelle!
Sohos!
HMD
Totally OT. I was born in California. I love SD and would usually try to go “home” once a year. I love Disney and Disneyland. It is less expensive for me to spend one week in Florida than it is to go to California for 3 days. We are starting to see the same “Tax the Tourist” idiocy in NM. I wish I had 20$. Why would anyone get up early to watch soccer? I didn’t even know there was a Man City.
Happy Mother’s Day all you mothers of various bald/furry critters.
What’s up my homophones?
>> Dave’s Garage Speech post is now at the top of Memeorandum
It is? What’s that? Linky?
Both my chirrens are home!
I lurve that baby in the header.
Yay beasn!!!
Happy Birthday all you Mother’sdayers!
Happy Mothers Day all you cute little mothers.
Nevermind, I found it. Interesting site, didn’t know about it.
Am I famous now?
Thank yall so much DD just took me to lunch at Fuddruckers! Yummy!
You got bumped down a couple notches since then. Heh. Dave’s under Andi Sullivan right now!
Just finished making biscuits, gravy, and ham for Mother’s Day.
I even shared some with mom.
And a happy first Mother’s Day to Julia, MCPO.
Just finished making biscuits
How long did it take you to figure out how to open the can?
I’M WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOO
This poat has been updated for teh MILFs.
You’re supposed to open the can?
Soccer field.
Bored now. No game until 4:45. Sigh.
That sucks, Carin. If only you had an iPad. . .
Yeah, I could totally do two hours waitin for the next game since I have my iPad.
I’m sure she got one for Mothers Day.
That would be the best Mother’s Day gift ever.
Box of destiny.
I gave the Mrs. one for Mother’s Day.
Not this year. I mean the iPad she’s had for a while.
I should get her a new one.
Or a dick in a box.
A special message to all you moms from Obamacare: http://www.whitehouse.gov/mothersday/affordable-care-card
Why, it’s a miracle we even survived as a species before the ascension of His Majesty King Barack I.
Have I told anyone lately how much I detest the asshole in chief?
No?
He’s a biggest asshole in the universe of assholes that contain the assholes of Algore and M. Moore.
So what would happen if the insurance companies tell him to go f*ck himself?
You know what would be cool? Him pissing the first klingon off so much, she cold cocks his ass on camera.
Or him getting caught on camera getting ‘done’ by Clooney. Another insufferable prick.
Everytime I hit ‘post comment’ that little baby in the header looks at me and wants me to blow farts on it’s cheeks.
Little baby takes the sharpest point off my stabby.
SCOAMF. Before Obamacare, my heart meds were $20 for three months’ worth. I dropped one med after my surgery and am now paying $80 for one med, if I can get the mail order prescription service to actually send me the damn medicine. Right now, it’s “unavailable at this time”, That means I get to fill it at the local drug store for who knows how much this month. For the generic, not the brand name. The White House says how frickin’ wonderful it is; I can do the math. Assholes.
Roamy, quitcherbitchin, and lay prone in gratefulness before your asshole king.
*hacks up a ball of something because even that made me sick*
Just ya’ll wait until the whole ball of wax is implemented. Ain’t nobody gettin’ nuthin’.
Osita, I should have asked for advice before going to the Latin Mass. The only hats I have are baseball caps and a wool winter hat.
That’s what I’m afraid of, Beasn, that I’ll have another heart episode, and by the time they get around to treating me, I’ll be dead. Problem solved.
Donald “Duck” Dunn has passed.
This makes me sad.
roamy, no lie GI, my primary heart med is $395 something like $100 generic, AND i have to carry in a ton of paperwork to prove i qualify for it
HOLY CRAP, im distantly related to duck
Henry?
http://tinyurl.com/85e5wcq
I am 1/32 duck.
Lost by 2 strokes today. But shot my handicap. Oh well.
goose?
philosopher Henry for the WIN!!!!
Krow, I know I’m lucky not to be paying more, but to see such a sharp increase in three years scares me. I know they are trying to jack it up on the Tricare folks, too, and they have a pretty short list of meds they cover.
MCPO, did you at least have good weather for your game?
here in tulsa its almost down to a weekly thing on what is going to be covered and whats not
Roamy – It was gorgeous here! 78F with a 2-4 mph breeze out of the NW.
I canNOT figure out how to get water to move through this vacuum hose in the pool.
DinT – I always thought you could put a 10′ suction on a 2″ hose!?!
Is it plugged in?
Call Dyson, he can figure it out.
Mr. TiFW, DD#3, and Rebecca took me to see The Avengers this afternoon; when we got home, DD#2 was sitting on the couch – she came to visit me for Mother’s Day.
SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
>> I canNOT figure out how to get water to move through this vacuum hose in the pool.
Try siphoning it.
Andy – You obviously didn’t read my comment.
Captain Redundant, Captain of Redundancy!
I’M GOING IN!
http://youtu.be/qdbrIrFxas0
Wiserson was joking earlier that wiserbride would not be a mother t’were it not for him.
I said “No, actually, she would not be a mother if is wasn’t for me.” and then winked at him.
Grossed him out something good.
heh.
oh shit, 75 degree water.
all in spades huh Tres, how did her majesty like the avengers?
Roamy, oops! The lace headscarves that are worn are beautiful. Reminds me of going to Mass as a kid. We have some Catholic stores that sell them.
Way to scar your kid for life.
kma the vids don’t f’n play. hfmd.
Osita, I’m in Alabama. Something like only 2% of the population is Catholic, and the recession wiped out the one Catholic store we had. Even then, I don’t think they had mantillas. I’m sure there’s some online somewhere, but I doubt I’ll try that again.
oh shit, 75 degree water.
What, too warm?
We went to see the Avengers too. It was OK, Mrs. Pupster liked it.
>> Andy – You obviously didn’t read my comment.
Why start now?
Krow, Becca – as always – got a little freaked out by the noise at first, but by the end of the movie, she was cheering along with the rest of the crowd….
She especially likes the fact that she gets a big tub of buttered popcorn – which she MIGHT deign to share with the rest of us…..
there is shrinkage
How can you tell?
Cold water is good for you Dave. Maybe you should try that instead of sitting in that hot tub.
Trese, have yall tried ear-buds like musicians use, as f\or the popcorn, i agree with her, plus i love sno-caps
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
Krow, being old people who sleep between seeing movies, we tend to forget that we need to bring ear-buds with us…..
She just grabs Mr. TiFW’s hands and places them over her ears
Best Mother’s Day photo – EVAH!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/61777586@N00/7191646798/
What a tiny peanut she is!
Awesome, Master Chief. A truly blessed Mother’s Day.
What a sweet face, MCPO. Best Mother’s Day photo-for sure!
awwwww
she looks like she could run a marathon and gracie is a sweetie
It was OK, though – we went to the Movie Tavern, so Mr. TiFW had a bunless bacon cheeseburger with fries, DD#3 got corndog nuggets, and I got a chicken-cranberry salad and a pina colada.
We haven’t been to a “regular” theater in a long time – we always go to the MT so that we can eat (plus they have nice big stadium seats with high backs on them)
Trese, heheh Her Majesty has yall all trained
Oh, Chief – she is absolutely beautiful!
Has she already got your son wrapped around her little finger?
Should I take it down before Carin checks in?
id love to go to a movie theater, the Cineorama here has in theater security so not a lot of asshattery going on
TiFW – He was painting the nursery on 4 hours sleep this afternoon. . . does that tell you anything?
She looks just like you, Chief.
My hubby is working a double so the moms that work for him could have the day off. He bought me a box o’wine. The dogs got me my favorite perfume. I can’t wait for May 2014 and the next Avengers.
Hottie – It’s the lack of hair!
Heh –
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/05/13/obamas-evolving-halos/
MCPO, Carin is at the soccer fields. She is still closer to DG than she is to Sophie. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
deny her
iPad only pics of babygirl
DinT – True. If Carin had an iPad, she would be viewing a great pic of Debbie right now!
Chief, Debbie shares a birthday with Yogi Berra. She’s Booboo to me.
This is REALLY good:
http://www.gormogons.com/2012/05/mothers-love.html
Aww. Little Debbie is a cutie. The wrinkles got ironed out.
Just adorable! Thank you for sharing with us, MCPO. M’wah!!
>> TiFW – He was painting the nursery on 4 hours sleep this afternoon. . . does that tell you anything?
That whole “putting it off until closer to the due date” thing bit him in the ass, I see.
My prayers, and the rest of the H2 crew’s, were answered on this one Chief. I can’t tell you how happy I am that everything worked out so well for mom and baby.
http://i.imgur.com/yRXOB.jpg
DD#2 brought her puppy with her on her visit – he is a cutie-pie.
I don’t think she would be willing to trade him for the grand-dog, though…..
How is Miss Debbie’s health, Chief? She looks like she is really doing well -
Has anyone put a picture of the newest Mom and her precious bundle up in the post yet?
Jewstin played youth soccer?
http://i.minus.com/i7WtXlib1cEmr.gif
all kiddin aside, what a beautiful baby girl.. I am reminded of this pic and I damn well expect to see one of you like this too Master Chief.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/65876163@N00/6827846210/in/photostream
TiFW – She is doing well. They have her on O2 and the nurses have to tickle her feet now and again to remind her to breath.
DinT – I can’t wait!
http://i.imgur.com/ax9iA.gif
ENGAGE, NUMBER ONE!
I have six grandkids. You’re just a beginner.
http://tinyurl.com/792cxrt
Xbrad is in Ohio and did not even call.
Home now. Baby is cute.
I’m too tired to go stalk her tonight, so #1 son can rest easy for now.
Plus, one of the soccer moms has a baby, so I get to play with it at the games.
My work kids and my dogs have all checked in. Mother’s Day can be very hard on the infertile. My annual pity party is over.
Owen – the baby – is at the crawling, trying to walk stage,and they’re always super cute at that age. 8 months.
(((hugs Osita)))
Carin, his name is Owen? Have you ever seen Throw Momma From the Train?
n. Mother’s Day can be very hard on the infertile. My annual pity party is over.
Eh. My day kinda sucked, so … whateve, you know? I didn’t get taken out for breakfast,didn’t go for a run, didn’t get to garden.
I think I’ll go drink some whine now. wine.whine.
My daughter had a good soccer game too – coach says she is (now) the best defender on the team – she always played midfield.
Boy lost all games this weekend, except the last. Played a team from FLint that is rather obnoxious, so THAT victory was sweeeet.
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/tumblr_m2qu4cekxj1qezk6n.gif
Awwwwww. Sweet baby, MCPO. I’m sure you’re not tired of hearing how cute DG is.
Thanks, Roamy. It can be very hard.
I haven’t seen that movie in a long time.
But Owen is CUTE. Blond. BLUE BLUE eyes. Laughs and smiles. too cute. And the mom doesn’t mind that I can’t stop touching his head.
Carin – You mean all of your children don’t have your platinum blonde hair?!
http://tinyurl.com/8aal5k2
Ian – oldest – was a blond but it’s gotten darker as he’s gotten older-light brown now, or very dirty blond. It was really blond until he was …oh 5 or 6.
He’s also my only blue-eyed child.
Carin’s kids: http://tinyurl.com/6wc3ddr
>> Mother’s Day can be very hard on the infertile.
Very much so.
*hugs*
OWEN!!!! I love the H2. It is unpossible to stay sad around here!
Mother and Daughter look great MCPO.
Dave, when I start to feel sorry for myself, I think of the people that have lost their Moms or lost their kids and I start moving past it. I really do have lots of great friends and family that share their babies with me.
I’m starting to think Herr Morgenholz like to me. We’ve been doing NFP for two years now and we haven’t even had a pregnancy scare.
Life on life’s terms Oso. That’s what adults do.
I was a towheaded until I was about 10. Then it turned dark coppery brown. Now it’s half white.
My hair was white blond until about 12, then brown, then gone.
Now I have 3 gray beard hairs and no idea what my head hair would look like.
I was a tow head too.. whitish blonce until HS.
I still haz mine though. I rock.
I was a guerra until I turned 30. I enjoyed playing the blonde card. Now, I have to be smart. HUGS Dave.
I’m fine with white hair, but the balding sucks. I’ve always wanted to grow a giant mop of curly white hair.
I don’t wanna be smart.
Just cute.
Done right , Nfp can be very effective . You’ve got to fuck up to fail. You’re an engineer so I bet your doing it too right.
Jew, my hubby turned grey in his 20s. His father is bald. Even though he is younger than me, he is often mistaken for my father. I take my wins as I get them.
I got the white streak at my right temple, just like my mom. Lopsided skunk.
{{{{Hugs, Oso}}}}
DiT, cute always wins! You’re the cutest!
Thanks, Tifw. This is my hardest holiday. I really do feel joy for others though. It is usually my day to cry and have a pity party.
Comment by roamingfirehydrant on May 13, 2012 8:18 pm
I got the white streak at my right temple, just like my mom. Lopsided skunk.
or the hawt x-MAN Rogue
I’m watching the Rangers on my iPad!
oso, i have never fathered a child, at my age its really hurting, but i made it a point to be a “Den Daddy” when i could
My maternal grandfather was bald at 20. Oldest brother started balding at 18. Middle brother lost his in his 30s. I held on to mine until my mid-fifties. . . I feel blessed.
Car in, i am a baby addict too!
This dog just figured out that his person isn’t coming back today.
He is so sad.
Krow, I have friends that have never married and an hubby that has never fathered. There is no expiration date on sperm. Even Tony frickin Randall became a father in his 70s. I might be bitter.
Chief, all Julias vitals back to normal now?
Scotw, poor puppeh!
Didn’t James Doohan have a kid in his 80s just before he bought the farm?
ChrisPy – Julia is doing great. They stopped the magnesium, her blood pressure is stabilized and she’s hoping to get a good nights rest before going home for a bit tomorrow.
She expects to spend a lot of time in the NICU for the next two weeks.
Did anybody charge anybody else an arm and a leg today?
You’re an engineer so I bet your doing it too right.
I’m sure that’s it, I just figured her ovulation would have a bit of randomness and surprise us by now.
Chief, is Booboo going to be staying in NICU for awhile? She weighed more than me at birth and I was full term.
Oso – 2 weeks.
Oh yeah, I’d want to be associated with these people. /sarc
http://bit.ly/JsNZv9
I hope they don’t have to pay that bill.
Oh yeah, I’d want to be associated with these people. /sarc
In that case, you probably shouldn’t comment on leon’s MMM tomorrow, then.
Oh, my poor puppy!
Laura – Are you in some exotic locale?
The Outer Banks, MCPO.
According to the weather forecast you might see the sun on Friday.
BOO!!!!
Duck?
Is Laura goin fishin?
Yes, Duck. *suspicious glare*
In that case, you probably shouldn’t comment on leon’s MMM tomorrow, then.
I’ll stop doing it if everyone hates it/thinks they’re all trannies.
I just wanted some actual hot chicks as opposed to the usual Friday heifers.
Picking on you is 77% of the fun, Leon.
HAHAHA! Freaking New Englanders invade Duck every year!
“If it’s tourist season, how come we can’t shoot them?”
THIS is talent!
http://tinyurl.com/74wukst
Holy crap. I’m hoarse. My grandma is deaf as a post and my voice doesn’t carry well under the best of situations. I can’t shout loudly enough to be heard.
I’m watching the Rangers and the Angels on my iPad.
Picking on you is 77% of the fun, Leon.
You’re all so mean!
*crosses arms*
*slams door*
*writes in diary*
Holy crap. I’m hoarse.
No, you’re Jewstin. Mare is horse.
The butts are 117% better than BBF.
oso, I cannot father children, i ment that i made sure i was there for the little ones that didnt have a daddy
The butts are 117% better than BBF.
This is my primary goal, so I’ll be sure to note that in my quarterly performance review.
Time for unconsciousness.
In that case, you probably shouldn’t comment on leon’s MMM tomorrow, then.
I don’t see myself as ever having six-pack abs, but I am working towards looking photo-worthy and not in a People of Walmart way. After goofing off today, tomorrow I’ll do some yoga and some lifting.
Holy crap. I’m hoarse. My grandma is deaf as a post and my voice doesn’t carry well under the best of situations. I can’t shout loudly enough to be heard.
Use your diaphragm…..
*makes sure trap will spring, places under low-hanging fruit*
Jewstin, get Granny one of these:
http://is.gd/OclSts
(While you’re at it, get two – the Chief is now a grampa…..)
Grandma is meaner than cat shit. She has hearing aids, but she won’t wear them because SHE CAN HEAR JUST FINE THOSE THINGS ARE FOR OLD PEOPLE!!!!
I have had the very BEST Mother’s Day. I hope the rest of yalls were just as good. Loves you all. See you for MMM
Sohita!!! Happy Mom’s Day, sweetie!
My mom just left, the dishes are done, the boys are on the Wii… who’s ready for cocktails and debriefings?
My MiL is just like that with the hearing aid thing, Jewstin. She can hear just fine dammit!
I can’t hear shit, so I make it up. Makes for lots of eye rolling and blank stares.
/may as well make it entertaining
Yeah. Grandma is 94. She’s still pretty damn fit, other than the hearing thing. But she’s still meaner than cat shit.
Piss and vinegar? I would probably love her.
I would like piss and vinegar. She’s more. . . sniping and vicious sarcasm.
Ugh, a real charmer then.
I notice my mom getting bitier as she gets older. She actually rolled her eye so horribly at my youngest at dinner that I told her to ease up and then called her by her mother’s name. She got that.
eye = eyes… you know what I mean!
Cyn’s mom only has one eye?!
DATE FOR DAVE!!!!
Bwahahahaha! Well done, Gramps!
Cynnabuns!
I’m ready for the DE-briefing! They’re “Tighety Whiteys” so it should be quick and easy!
Bring it!
Chrispy: Get ready, ‘cuz here I come.
HAHAHAHA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV97roslmt0
The Sunday night Dr. Demento song for today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZShVsRM_-c
*blows a kiss to MCPO*
Took ya long enough!!
Cyn,
Smooooches!
Cyn – Sorry. I’m watching Sherlock Holmes. . .
OMG Roamy I think I remember this tune from the show.
I have a job interview tomorrow.
for a minimum wage job.
Meh.
I like MCPO’s song better than mine.
*blows kisses to Chrispy, Roamy, and two to Vman*
Good luck tomorrow. {{Hugs}}
I have to rest the eye.
It’s been a good day. Seeing images now.. blurry but there.
I love you boogers, and especially the new little gal.
Goodnight, Dave!
G’nite Cynnabuns and all. Even Dave!
Beeeee goooooood, Dave.
Nighty dreams, Vmax.
The new little one. She is so tiny and helpless.
We prayed for her today.
Gonna’ crash. Best wishes to all.
Especially the new mom and the little one.
‘Night Dave.
Chief, I was reading some more of Allman’s book and listening to Live at Fillmore East. Made me think of you.
Yannow, music’s only gotten worse since this was recorded in ’71.
NOW GET OFF MY FUCKIN’ LAWN!
Andy – Once had a friend ask me, “Don’t you have any music that was recorded after 1976?”
I responded, “There was no music recorded after 1976.”
1977
http://youtu.be/rrBx6mAWYPU
You can’t not like Bittersweet Symphony. Pretty sure that was after 1976.
That is a good tune.
night all, cyn BEE GUUDE!
Damn, I drank myself to Times Roman. WTF is going on with the font here, or is it just me?
Don’t all answer at once. One at a time, please.
*checks to see if anyone wants to answer*
Nope. It’s just you.
I figgered it out. Firefox was confuzzled.
Well, I’m glad that’s all straightened out.
Derptime.
Workey workey
Avatar…where you been?
Today shall suck.
http://tinyurl.com/good-morning-kitties
The order today is going to be:
1. Tranny
2. Tranny
3. Real Girl
4. Tranny
5 Tranny
Good Morning.
There are tiny children in this house.
They’re hysterical.
wakey wakey
I’m sure that’s it, I just figured her ovulation would have a bit of randomness and surprise us by now.
yea, no. I had a few “oppsies” but with one I was still nursing 100% and had never gotten my period back, and the other – it was an oops RIGHT DEAD on the wrong day. Dead even.
I have- apparently – rather high fertility, but it was always on the “right” day.
(How long do we have to talk about Carin’s uterus?)
It’s a very nice uterus, Carin.
Please put it away now.
MONDAY COMES AFTER MOMDAY! AMAZING!
*does twirl with uterus proudly displayed, finishes with a flourish, jump and lands in splits, sparklers in hands
Ok, THAT was the grand finale.
Besides, it isn’t really my uterus. IT’s MATH.
Or something. Leon is too good at math, and counting, and that’s why his wife isn’t getting knocked up.
Don’t knock the Rhythm Method. There’s a lot of people alive today that wouldn’t be around without it!
Oh, I’m not knocking it. LOL. But if a woman is really regular, and you don’t forget to count, etc, it can work pretty well. If Leon is hoping to get his wife pregnant by NFP and hoping for an oops. Well, he may just have to actually inform his wife he wants a baby NOW and concentrate on day 12-14, ifyouknowwhatImean.
No idea.