Blue Blasters
120506-N-WD757-079 MANAMA, Bahrain (May 6, 2012) Aviation Ordnanceman Airman Julia Velasquez inspects an F/A-18C Hornet assigned to the Blue Blasters of Strike Fighter Squadron (VFA) 34 on the flight deck of the Nimitz-class aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN 72). Abraham Lincoln is deployed to the U.S. 5th Fleet area of responsibility conducting maritime security operations, theater security cooperation efforts and support missions as part of Operation Enduring Freedom. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class Carlos M. Vazquez II/Released)
Flagship
120501-N-ZZ999-003 SIHANOUKVILLE, Cambodia (May 1, 2012) The U.S. 7th Fleet flagship USS Blue Ridge (LCC 19) anchors off the coast of Sihanoukville, Cambodia. Blue Ridge is on patrol in the Asia-Pacific and in Sihanoukville for a port visit. (U.S. Navy photo by Lt. Cmdr. Sarah A. Stancati/Released)
Just another day at the office
120506-N-OV802-216 ATLANTIC OCEAN (May 6, 2012) Boatswain’s Mate 2nd Class Brittany Hargrove, a member of the visit, board, search and seizure team from the guided-missile destroyer USS Jason Dunham (DDG 109), climbs up a ladder from a rigid-hull inflatable boat. Jason Dunham is a part of Carrier Strike Group 8, which is underway conducting a composite training unit exercise (COMPTUEX) in the Atlantic Ocean. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 2nd Class William Jamieson/Released)
Outa Here
120506-N-ZI635-168 PACIFIC OCEAN (May 6, 2012) An F/A-18F Super Hornet assigned to Strike Fighter Squadron (VFA) 22 launches from the flight deck of the Nimitz-class aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson (CVN 70). Carl Vinson and Carrier Air Wing (CVW) 17 are deployed to the U.S. 7th Fleet area of operations. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist Seaman George M. Bell/Released)
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Wakey wakey
I think I got about 5 hours of sleep. This bodes poorly for the day ahead.
How are the chicks Carin? When do they start laying eggs?
The chicks are just as cute as can be. They won’t start laying until – probably august or so.
I think truck nutz are kind of ugly. THey’re everywhere around the rednecks burbs of Detroit. Not so much out here. IN fact, I don’t think i’ve ever seen ‘em out here, despite the fact that we’ve got more “country” folk.
I haven’t seen them in Sumpter either.
My chicks are huge. I’m shocked at how fast they grow.
Yep. They seem to grow every day at this stage. My buffs are HUGE.
THey start laying when they stop making cute bird noises, and start clucking.
Breakfast is almost done. Short sleep = hungry morning.
Good morning, good people!
MORNING MARE.
Hi Mare
Important http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=y07ojKXItyA
I do also form a negative opinion of people who apply truck nutz to their vehicle (not as a prank). Except for special occasions, genitals are for inside your pants, son.
Heh, this reminds me of Vman:
http://tinyurl.com/d7o2l9q
hahahaha…I lol’d, Scott.
I think it’s a sorry person who can’t at some level appreciate the opposite pet.
(Dog vs Cat lovers….I happen to be both, just owned cats because of circumstances)
Heh
Not lost just wanted to show you how awesome he is.
I love my pets, but I’m ready for a pet-hair-free house.
I hate the pet-hair thing, but I don’t think I could ever live w/o pets.
We have the horses, that’s enough.
Ha! Cats are so funny. They develop the strangest behaviors.
“Erin’s” cat – Jennifer – LOVES LOVES LOVES her. If Erin’s on the couch watching tv, Jennifer doesn’t just sit on her lap, she’ll crawl up on her chest and put her paws on either side of her head.
Erin and I (and Ethan) usually snuggle every night on the couch, so I guess Jennifer has decided that I’m cool too, so while we were snuggling Sunday night, she climbed up , lay down on the two of us, and put her paws up on either side of my head like she does to Erin.
It’s just the strangest thing.
“…I’m ready for a pet-hair-free house.”
i’m replacing my heating system…. going to in floor radiant from forced air… just dismantled and removed all of the duct work…. WOW what a mess. I didn’t show the other half; i didn’t want her to freak. Pets leave a LOT of hair around…
Cleaning my fridge filter is the same experience, jam2.
“Pets leave a LOT of hair around…”
Insulation.
WHen I lived in Detroit, my dog kept me safe in my house – better than a gun, because they wouldn’t even THINK about entering the house. Out here in the country – the keep the deer away from my hostas and although animals occasionally do bad things, I have to imagine the problem would be much worse. Last night Zelda chased something off.
Plus Oskar killed that groundhog that was eating everything in my garden a few years back.
Also – they are often hilarious.
I’ll put up with their hair.
Way cool poat, Vmax
Rosetta at the NBA dunking competition:
http://tinyurl.com/cuazaz4
Gravity 1, Rosetta 0
hahaha…Yeah, he did well in math class, flunked science.
What the fork is this spoon?
MJ … MJ … doesn’t ring a bell.
How are the freaks in Portland, MJ.
Did you run into a guy with one ball?
Someone stole my question mark.
Bastards.
Ballz of a morning
dickhole
Spill it, Cyn.
Good morning Hotspur.
How are the freaks in Portland, MJ.
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It was fantastic. The freaks are pretty noticeable, but mostly it’s a bunch of kids trying really hard to look like they’re not trying really hard. And their quest to look different ends up creating a situation where everyone looks the same.
Huh.
Did everybody have breakfast already? *looks for my eye av*
if we have to suffer from Truck Nutz, i say we make them sport a
volkswagon vagina
Thanks, democrats.
Dickholes!
http://tinyurl.com/c2bqqaf
How was your river quest?
Other than the freak-wannabe’s, do you remember anything else of your trip, MJ? Did you see any tigers?
cyn, we had a wild doxy stampede last night
The only thing I’d like to spill is my hair and body back onto the bed. I seem to have caught Leon’s five-hours-of-sleep-thing. Hey, at least I got three hours in a row, what am I even bitching about?
havent been to bed since Sat Night
im having “Issues”
*boops Dave in the eye with elbow kinda sorta on accident so he cannot see to look for his eye avatard*
Morning basketball is a helluva game. Sorry there, Dave.
Wild doxies? Huh. I thought those had been all but wiped out. Maybe if you set out some hot dog buns that would show ‘em who’s boss.
School/workie work time.
cya later cyn
I’m updating the software on my iPad.
*ref calls a foul on the sultry girl with the fire in her eyes*
Other than the freak-wannabe’s, do you remember anything else of your trip, MJ? Did you see any tigers?
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We did so much. We went out to dinner a few times, a few different bars for drinks, toured wine country, went to the gorge, went to a roller derby (many lesbitonians), farmers market, went for a run through the mountains, etc, etc etc.
We had a few drinks, but I remember most of the trip. It was dope.
but mostly it’s a bunch of kids trying really hard to look like they’re not trying really hard. And their quest to look different ends up creating a situation where everyone looks the
That’s bad, but even worse is the intellectual posing young people do now-a-days. Bret Stephens has an essay for them today in the WSJ :
Whoa, that’s pretty deep, Car in. Stop making me think and reflect.
I tweeted that today.
Gardening tip for the day:
Hugelkultur.
Dave?
http://is.gd/j94X4p
HAH
Runner’s high may be an evolutionary advantage.
Carin
The other day we were talking about raised bed gardens and planters. Someone said they saw old tires being used successfully. Quick and easy for individual plants. Fill with potting soil and done.
I saw a picture of the tires thing the other day . These raised beds apparently require very little water for some magical reason.
My folks built (well, my dad and I did the labor) a raised bed garden in Washington using old railroad ties. They were gorgeous, and it was a lot easier to pick stuff without having to stoop so far down.
The problem was….
…all the creosote from the ties killed everything in the garden.
Had to disassemble the beds, dispose of the contaminated dirt, rebuild the beds, line the beds with barrier plastic and get new topsoil.
After that, they worked fine.
Where’s that whore Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/7babjqz
Bummer, xbrad.
Eh, it was good training for building bunkers.
For some reason, this made me think of Wiser…
http://tinyurl.com/c5mtjjs
How come PJM never comes around anymore?
I’m pretty sure it’s something Car in did.
truck nutz
Slate article re: tattoos (in keeping with MJ’s earlier comment)
In the past there was one reason, and one reason only, to ink up: A tattoo confirmed your status as a scary outsider rebel carny outlaw sociopath. “Don’t mess with me because I am insane,” was the intended message. And it worked. Remember Robert Mitchum in Night of The Hunter? When he cuts Shelley Winters’ throat we are hardly surprised: We knew trouble was on the horizon as soon as we saw the words LOVE and HATE inked across his knuckles. Tattoos meant mayhem.
Cut to today: Having a tattoo has lost its original meaning. Having a tattoo now has no meaning. Having a tattoo means that you have a tattoo.
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/doonan/2012/04/how_common_are_tattoos_too_common_.html
Where’s that whore Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/78jwsjl
#
How come PJM never comes around anymore?
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Comment by Jay in Ames on May 8, 2012 12:05 pm
I’m pretty sure it’s something Car in did.
Are we sure Wiser didn’t ban her?
No, no we are not. This isn’t something I considered.
>> How come PJM never comes around anymore?
Probably because of you.
No, no we are not. This isn’t something I considered.
Which scenario is more probable?
I think I may try to get make a Hugelkultur this afternoon.
maurice sendak has died:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/maurice-sendak-wild-things-author-was-known-for-his-unconventional-appraoch-to-childrens-books/2012/05/08/gIQAGYKeAU_story.html
He’s where the wild things are, now.
Are we sure Wiser didn’t ban her?
I ban so many people that I really don’t remember if I did or not.
Let that F-Bomb rip!
http://lifehacker.com/5908565/reduce-pain-by-swearing
FUCK!
I just reduced pain with a fuckin cortisone shot in my knee.
FUCK!
Xbrad’s mom just asked him to take her to the grocery store.
So did it ease your pain?
… go the distance…
Fuck! I have to work today……. nope, didn’t help a bit.
Actually, Jewstin, I just sent her to go fetch me a burger from Carl’s Jr.
I got a good fucking start on my Hugelkultur. An hour of hauling logs is probably enough for one day?
Maybe Hugelkultur really means “see if we can get people to bury logs in their yards, just for fun”.
Fuckin’ A, Carin.
Maybe Hugelkultur really means “see if we can get people to bury logs in their yards, just for fun”.
It was kinda fun.
*pencils in “Hugelkultur making” for lapeerpalooza.
I’m making a sad face right now thinking about Dave missing all the fun.
Lapeer schools are on lock-down – escaped prisoner. THumb correctional facility is about a mile from the high school.
get people to bury fucking logs in their yards, just for fun
Didn’t you read your own article? And I’ve a hauled a lifetime of fucking logs. It sucks in a very very bad way.
Thank you to brad and Hotspur for the very cute animal pictures. They bring the stubbiness down to level 5 from a high of 10 (+).
Seriously, the story of the lawyer for one of the 9/11 defendants wearing a hijab because her “client” didn’t want to be pushed to “sin” by looking a female in western dress…..about made me go on a 57 state killing spree.
It’s not a secret I hate Islam and the standard with which they treat women. Hijabs are at the top of my STUPID ASSHOLE RELIGION OF PEACE list. Oh, and FU feminists. Thanks for your support. Hey, don’t worry about those girls having their bodies mutilated, killing unborn babies (some born) is more important! FU!
Didn’t you read your own article
Was there something I missed? I bury logs, then I plant shit on it. I’m essited.
>> How come PJM never comes around anymore?
Probably because of you.
HA! Dave, that made me laugh.
Are we sure Wiser didn’t ban her?
I ban so many people that I really don’t remember if I did or not.
HAHA…You dicks, that made me laugh too.
Since we burned wood for heat when I was in high school, I am also very familiar with the hauling process.
And I’m not in fucking pain, so I’m not fucking swearing.
Wait.
haha, jewstin was referring to me not swearing, car in.
I think.
Since schools are in lock down in Lapeer, did you lock your doors?
Get with the fuckin’ program, Jay.
I dare them to come to my house. They’ll regret it.
Ooo that’s kinda scary when the schools go on lock-down. It happens way more than it really should. Dammit.
I mean, they’ll fucking regret it.
Zelda will shed on them.
http://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/statuses/199920816639574016
Zelda will shed on them.
Yea, and that shit is WHITE. You know how badly that shows on your clothes?
LOW HANGING FRUIT ALERT!
Whoa, finally, John Travolta is out of the closet.
Hello, Tuesday rubes.
Brilliant!
http://twitter.com/ExJon/statuses/199921756998340608
Whoa, finally, John Travolta is out of the closet.
Fer reelz? Is this on TMZ or something?
>> So did it ease your pain?
Yes. It doesn’t fix anything, but oh shit does it feel better. It’s cortisone and lidocaine
Hahahahahahaha
http://tinyurl.com/7gtzz2c
Oopsies
Jew, TWO masseuses are suing him for sexual harassment. It’s on Drudge. The rumors about him being are rampant. The picture of him kissing a guy close to the mouth is kind of a give-a-way.
Hahahahahahaha
http://tinyurl.com/7gtzz2c
Oopsies
Kinda like finding out you’re related to Hitler, after proclaiming your German heritage.
Scroll up for more:
http://tinyurl.com/crjrr7f
No, he’s denying it, but there are sooooo many people saying he’s gay. A friend of his, Carrie Fisher said this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKd_CbYK9E0
Sorry for the link to Joy Behar.
Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/827akf8
Afternoon, hawt chicks and feebs.
hahahaah….Good one, Hotspur.
Screw Hitler too!!
HA! I said “stubbiness” instead of “stabbiness.” Stupid auto correct did it again.
Oh, and the Sailor in the top photo may be an AO3, but she’s working as a plane captain. As a matter of fact, it looks like she is checking a hydraulic reservoir.
Gay rumors float around about almost every celebrity, but when they don’t die they’re usually true, so I guess I’m not surprised.
I heard Dave is gay.
NTTIAWWT
The picture of him kissing a guy close to the mouth is kind of a give-a-way.
I’m sure that was just taken out of context.
Mare – You didn’t say that when Rosetta kissed me?!!?
We always knew it. We just didn’t talk about it. We don’t care.
I did
But Dave, you say that about everyone.
I have an important announcement:
Ahem. Fuck you.
Well yeah, but especially dudes that kiss each other.
I mean, there are degrees man. Kissin is way past the “bi-curious” stage.
I’m just going to say this out loud; it’s not that I want to, mind you, but…
It’s Tuesday.
COCK!
BTW – The lovely Miss Julia is back in the hospital. Doctors will decide whether to induce today by 4 p.m.
Poor dear is scared to death and she could use some uplifting.
Kissin is way past the “bi-curious” stage.
HAHAHAHA!
Your Dad didn’t tell you a lot of stories about life on the electric boats, did he?
Doggies, Chief.
When is use actually due?
Hotspur – Not until 18 June. But, they didn’t live the results of her liver/kidney screen yesterday.
Oh goodness MCPO. I would be scared too. Good wishes and prayers are working.
Bummer. Well, I hope she is okay, and the baby. Six weeks early isn’t the huge deal today that it was forty years ago, but still…
Is her family there in MI? I’m thinking that you and Herself already have your go-bags packed.
Cyn – We’re packed and ready. Still have to move them on the weekend of the 18th too. So much for planning!
Mare – You didn’t say that when Rosetta kissed me?!!?
Not to your face.
Yeah, I don’t care that you’re gay, MCPO. What I don’t like are unattractive gays like Rosetta.
Prayers for Julia.
They’ll be ok!
Well, Chief, I don know nothin bout birthin no babies, but my fingers are crossed for the girl.
Prayers headed up for Julia, Deborah Grace, and the rest of the extended family. Doctors these days know what they are doing, so I’m sure that everything will be fine.
In the case of pre-eclampsia, it’s much better to err on the side of getting the baby out than to take a chance on keeping him/her in. Things can get hairy really fast – even with the best care – the longer they stay in.
A heads-up, though – when I had DD#2, we had to get her out no later than her due date because they thought I had gestational diabetes. My OB told me a week ahead of time that I was not “inducable” – that is, my body was not “ready” to go through labor (she hadn’t dropped, I hadn’t effaced/dilated, etc.). He scheduled me for a C-Section, rechecked me right before surgery, and nothing had changed.
He told me that he “could try” to induce, but I would end up with a CS anyway, because the drugs can only do so much.
Of course, it’s been 21 years since then, so things may have changed….
Sorry about writing a book again –
This is my new favorite song. I’m not sure but I think it’s about Mare eating a tub of butter out of Al Gore’s butt crack.
http://tinyurl.com/7vbz3hf
Ugh, Chief. Possible early baby and moving. Those kids don’t need that right off the bat. It will make them stronger though. How’s your son holding up through all this? Probably as well as can be expected.
What I don’t like are unattractive gays like Rosetta.
We call them trolls.
Cyn – He is doing his best to act confident and is being very supportive. But I know, inside, he is freaking out.
He gets good thoughts and prayers too, Chief, as do you and Herself.
The more you watch that video, the better the song becomes. It’s the best Jerry, the best.
Also, happy birthday Mare.
http://tinyurl.com/6vyzelb
*stabs Rosetta repeatedly with a jacketless baby seal*
How did Rosetta get that photo? I don’t remember him at my last birthday?!?!!
OWSeal.
Fucking jobless doodyhead.
My thoughts are with your family, MCPO.
I hope to hear good news from you soon.
Watch the video again and pay attention to the eskimo in the yellow jacket.
I think he’s trippin’ balls.
This is my new favorite song.
OCCUPY NORTH POLE!!!!
The faggotry is strong with this one.
Ohai, Rosetta.
Best of thoughts, MCPO. I’m sure they’ll be fine.
Thanks guys.
(I’m from New Jersey. Guys is a gender-inclusive term)
L to R: everyone in the world except Hotspur, Hotspur
http://tinyurl.com/75nshly
We call them trolls.
My people call them maize.
A-maze-ing
It would be funny if Elizabeth Warren was related to General Custer.
Shockernot:
Wikipedia has decided to delete the page titled ‘Forward (generic name of socialist publications.)’
It would also be funny is Elizabeth Warren was related to Shaun Cassidy.
Iffin you’re looking for some quality old jokes, check out the #abelugar hashtag on twitter.
http://twitter.com/bdomenech/statuses/199941463075856384
Running Bear loved
Little White DoveLiz Warren.It would be funny if Elizabeth Warren was related to General Custer.
Why? Custer fought against the Sioux. Totally different tribe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PjUY8IXvnA
I heard that Elizabeth Warren is 1/32nd Two Dogs Fucking.
Which makes her 1/16th Dog Fucking.
Running Bear loved
Little White DoveLiz Warren.That’s a great tune.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pv8D-ydR1s
Which makes her 1/8 Dog.
Come to think of it, she’s 100% Dog.
Which makes her 1/8 Dog.
Or as Obama calls it: snack.
It’s Heavy Metal Tuesday!!!
Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vn2i9Vnyas
Why do they call them harp seals?, its not like they can play one with those stupid little flippers. Probably can’t even carry a tune.
Probably not safe for work:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ3XUM9gUG4&feature=related
Probably not safe for work:
Not in the 21st Century it’s not.
My Indian name is Barfs in Mouth.
*moves two seats away from MJ with haste*
My Indian name is
Barfs in MouthSucks on Pole.There you go.
OT from Drudge and filed under “Can You Fucking Believe This Shit”…
http://freebeacon.com/no-birth-certificate-required/
Jesustittyfuckingchrist.
Now back you your regularly scheduled debauchery.
If Rosetta and Elizabeth Warren got together their Indian name would be, “Two Dogs Humping.”
My Indian name is Sanjay To The Entrance With The Windex.
My indian name is Kicks Rosetta in Poon.
Rosetta’s Indian name is Boils on Ass (and Face).
My Indian name is
Barfs in MouthChief Knob Gobler.Fixed that for Rosetta.
Wiser’s Indian name is, “Drunken Otter”.
If Rosetta and Elizabeth Warren got together their Indian name would be, “Two Dogs Humping.”
Is there anyone around who can read you the last 30 or so comments?
Like I read your old comments, Breath like Farts.
HA!
http://tinyurl.com/7ae3boy
Two Dogs Having Sex
Two Dogs Having Consensual Intercourse
Two Dogs Expressing Physical Love
Two Dogs Engaging in Coitus
Two Dogs Rubbing Junk
Rosetta’s Indian name: “Rosetta”.
At least the dog was safely in the back seat:
http://tinyurl.com/6wx5b2e
Mare, 30 years ago.
http://tinyurl.com/6pynjq2
Rosetta, 5 minutes ago.
http://tinyurl.com/88ltkuz
At least the dog was safely in the back seat:
http://tinyurl.com/6wx5b2e
Hahahahahaha. Good one.
Rosetta, thirty years ago.
http://tinyurl.com/6p6z5hp
MCPO?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/3rhp55w
Really? I kilt it?!
It’s only been out for a few minutes. This post is a big giant pussy.
Posts name: Big Giant Kitty
Nice try, xbrad:
http://tinyurl.com/7acvwy9
MJ, have you ever seen the movie “It’s All Gone Pete Tong”?
Cyn, the drudge and Weazel Zipper freakout over the unborn babies having to register for a visit is being totally misread. It’s for planned visits where the baby isn’t born at the time of request, but will be born by the time of the visit (and therefore counts as a visitor). Read the whole email in their piece
Dave, have you ever seen the movie “Waterworld”?
Apparently, growing old is fatal.
As odd as it sounds, no. It looked twerpy. Like “Herbie and The English Patient”
There is a movie called “Herbie and the English Patient”?
It was actually “Herbie Fully Loaded and the English Patient”
*hits you with a tire iron in the nads*
Hahahaha.
Did you ever see the movie “Vern and the Crying Game”?
Apparently, growing old is fatal.
Actually, being born is. Growing old is resisting that fact.
Dave – How is the eye feeling today?
http://tinyurl.com/bra7znw
HAH! MJ linked one of those today too. It’s ok, it’s a little tired. There never was any real pain.
“Vern and the Crying Game” was my favorite movie when I was a little girl!
*runs from the room crying and slams the door*
hits you with a tire iron in the nads
xbrad’s gonna lose some of those new teefers…
It appears that all my fellow coworkers have gone home for the day – I guess I’ll head out too.
Later, sausage fest lovers. Way to chase away the cute wimmens.
Think I’ll head to WalMart and check of the fine specimens of female beauty there….
Marcus Luttrell has a new book out:
http://www.amazon.com/Service-Navy-SEAL-Marcus-Luttrell/dp/0316185361/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1336512415&sr=8-1
Kids are still at the hospital. More tests and now two of the Doctors are NOT in agreement as to whether induce now or let her go home for a few more days.
Hang in there Chief.
MJ, have you ever seen the movie “It’s All Gone Pete Tong”?
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No. But I did hear an old hippy lady ask if the girl that just served her a plastic tasting spoon of ice cream was going to ‘reuse’ the spoon.
The girl said. ‘no, because, um, like, you just licked it.’
And the old hippy said, ‘I’ll just put it in my purse, and reuse it myself.’
And they think we’re nuts…
http://youtu.be/rcm-J7lQT3w?t=41s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJC21zzkwoE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LjbMVXj0F8
http://youtu.be/1zdDfQrPi5Q
(NSFW-ish)
Herself’s name is Lana?
http://www.gocomics.com/animalcrackers/2012/05/08
Would some kind person do HHD in my place please? TIA.
I got your back, Roamy.
Everything okay?
Been better, Cyn. Not going to bitch about it, though. For now..
Prayers for Julia and the baby. Later, taters.
I’m sliding a beer your way. Just because.
*taps the keg and sets out Red Solo cups for everyone*
Cyn – Just got a text. They are on their way home. *wipes sweat from brow* For at least two days barring any further complications.
*gets ping pong ball*
Ha. We recycle plastic packing peanuts. You wouldn’t believe how many stupid hippy types will drive their SUV across town to keep 9 peanuts out of a landfill.
Good news, MCPO.
Cyn is off scouring the internet for metrosexual mama’s boys.
Oh, MCPO, that is really wonderful to hear. Big sigh of relief.
I’m glad I’m dealing with my stress through exercise, but I sure could use a drink right about now!
Thanks for the update, Chief. Continued Prayers.
Cyn is off scouring the internet for metrosexual mama’s boys.
You caught me.
Speaking of which, is there a way to stop or block Hotspur’s image from appearing over and over on every stinking page? Him posing with that Mount Gay bottle is starting to creep me out.
Hahahahaha
You need HotBlock Gaydar Filter.
HAHA! Yes, that’s EXACTLY what I need!
Smartass
Cyn, have you been to Taliesin?
No, I haven’t/didn’t and I literally lived in an apartment complex maybe 2 miles away from Taliesin West back in the early 1990s. I always kicked myself for never having done that while I was so close.
My grandparents had friends in Long Beach (Michigan City In) whose house I would have sworn was a FLW design, or at least a damn good copy. Even as a little girl I LOVED that house. Amazingly clean lines. I may come back as an architect in my next life.
Did you get to go while you were here and DIDN’T BOTHER TO EVEN SQUEEZE IN A FUCKING CUP OF COFFEE WITH ME??!!
*clears throat daintily*
Yes, I went.
*hangs head in Mare fashion*
On the 17, it will be 3 months since I’ve had wine (or any alcohol). I’m not giving it up, I just wanted to boost the fat burn.
And it’s working. I’m comfortably in 10′s. I miss my old body where I was in 6-8′s BUT I’m happy with the progress.
I thought so.
http://is.gd/1UCoPL
HA! Cyn, dissed Hotspur.
That’s fantastic Mare! You go girlie.
Yannow, if you googled for pictures of metrosexual mama’s boys/Hotspur, you could prolly get that bulimia thing working and be down to 6-8′s by, oh I don’t know, Thursday.
I was not in charge. I have tons of family in the valley, and I didn’t see any of them either.
Besides, your mom.
HAHAHAHA!
Why you sonuvabi…
The only thing we got to do that was my idea was go to Tortilla Flat for lunch one day.
Would you have been willing to drive out there?
Didn’t think so.
Why do TV news shows have nothing but commercials for high carb food and new cars. . . I CAN’T HAVE EITHER OF THOSE!!!!!!
I could have been there in 45 minutes. You dirtymotherfucker.
But I still love you.
Cyn – Then you won’t have a problem driving down to Ypsilanti to see me in July!
Easy peasy, Chief. Maybe just make that time 24:45 and I am soooo there.
An hour to drive anywhere is nothing here, we are so spread out. I sometimes spend 1:20 behind the wheel just to get my kids to school and then back home.
Then I shoulda called you.
Next time.
Chief, sometimes they will prescribe prednisone injections to mature the baby’s lungs faster.
Praying for all your kids.
Great news, Chief! Will keep everyone in our prayers down here.
Ypsilanti doesn’t sound like a happy place.
Keeping you and yours in my prayers, MCPO.
My daughter lives in Ypsilanti in a pretty cool historic neighborhood.
No way she could afford that shit in fucking Ann Arbor.
Thanks, folks. You guys are a great support system. . . even for an old curmudgeon like me!
Next time, you’re on, ‘Spurt.
There is this little Asian girl with HUGE knockers who does my pedicures and I can see all the way down to her navel when she is bent over my feet, if there was someway to snap a shot for BBF (insert MJ/Leon) I would but I just can’t do it.
Best comment ever!
Pretty sure you could get arrested for taking a photo like that, Snowshoe, even if she’s being careless.
MCPO, hang in there! *hugs*
I know a young lady who delivered a preemie that was less than 2 lbs. and he is a strapping little boy now.
Ypsilanti doesn’t sound like a happy place.
I like it worlds better than Ann Arbor. Nice bars, a couple of great restaurants.
Just take a picture of your own.
Sohos, just ask first. If she says no, oh well.
Maybe you could just draw em from memory Sohos?
I got Ypsilanti from bad clams.
Maybe you could just draw em from memory Sohos?
Or just describe them really, really well for Revvy.
Ypsilanti almost blinded me
Ypsilanti almost blinded me
I guarandamntee it didn’t do it with science.
Prayers for the fam, Chief.
There are some decent pubs in Ypsi too.
Thanks for the gentle reminder Layra
Yeah, thanks. Thanks a lot.
No problem, Snowshoe.
*throws giant sledgehammer back in crawlspace*
Sohos, just ask first. If she says no, oh well.
“Can I take a picture of your amazing tits for my internet friends?”
I don’t see how this would be socially weird/unacceptable/disturbing at all. This is a normal pedicure conversation.
Sohos: Please tell her that you’d like to take a quick picture of her cute face (boobs). Whatever you do, DO NOT FEED HER AFTER MIDNIGHT.
Whatcha doing, Cyn?
http://tinyurl.com/7anlafg
Holy shit, that is so totally Cyn.
This is a normal pedicure conversation.
Wait… it isn’t?
WTF do you talk about then?
WTF do you talk about then?
Go get one done, then let us know.
Mainly it’s chit-chat about how business is, then I squeal when she does the tickly stuff.
I don’t shriek “JEEZUS” any more when she does that, because it turns out she’s pretty religious and that pisses her off.
“Oh, ah you pray now?? Do you think you in CHURCH??!”
Yeah…don’t piss off the asian chick who is taking metal implements to your feet. Them bitches know violence and they sincerely don’t give a fuck.
That’s a nice little right toe you have there. Be a shame if somethin happened to it.
So Dave knows….
It’s when she takes the big emery to the sole of the foot. Eeeesh. I can’t stand it.
*pokes blog with cattle prod*
Did anybody catch anybody else trying to surreptitiously smell their hair today?
>> Did anybody catch anybody else trying to surreptitiously smell their hair today?
Ummm, no.
Just me, Sean…just me.
“Is it safe?” *picks up the big emery*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG5Qk-jB0D4
I don’t have any head hair, and I’d have noticed the sniffing of anything else, so no.
Oy, Dave. Of all things to link…
I’m sorry, Andy. I shouldn’t have excluded you.
Laura, do you take your own implements of torture, ’cause I would hate for you to contract ebolastaphfungi infections where your toes turn black and fall off.
Comment by LC Aggie Sith on May 8, 2012 9:07 pm
*pokes blog with cattle prod*
OOOHHH God i love it when shes all kinky n schnitz
Did anybody hawk up a Lugar today?
Is it safe?
*damns Dave to heck*
God i love it when shes all kinky n schnitz
HAHAHAHAHA!!! And here I am writing about corsets
*puts the emery away, along with all the other instruments, while Laura whimpers in the corner, holding her foot*
“She doesn’t know.”
Gee my hair smells terrific!
Good evening, oddballs.
MG-42!
Howdy, Lipstick!!
Is it safe?
Yep.
http://tinyurl.com/742hg2m
heya Lippy
Well, an hour and a half later, the sinks are unclogged.
No blood was shed, no chemicals were used, and NOT A SINGLE TRIP TO LOWES OR HOME DEPOT!
I’m sure I forgot something important like putting that little U-shaped section of pipe back, but hey, the sinks drain quickly, and that’s what counts.
Howdy, Brad!!
By the way, it’s safe.
here is my Quick Trip weird incident of the day
Mennonites, Black Hats and White Hats
having a staring contest in parking lot – words are exchanged – little black hat girl and white hat girl (3-5 YO) are smooching by the ice machine
Police are called
That’s…. Twin Peaks weird, Krow.
ya aggie, weird, VERY WEIRD
actually i dont think the gurlies were going rainbow
Sometimes I crack myself up.
http://twitter.com/#!/TheH2/statuses/200028635825053696
hey Aggie Guess what i smell like
Teri Christoph @TeriChristoph
#AskMichelle: What first attracted you to Barack — his oversized ego or his rampant narcissism?
Hey! Hey! Hey! *uses best Fat Albert voice*
Master Chief, you would me, i think of myself as Large Larry
“Wound”, rather
I don’t think I want to know, Krow.
Unless it’s leather, cigars, and scotch. Then you can tell me.
Hmmmm i have leather boots, and Macanudos, no booze tho
i smell like brownies too
where is that miscreant Mare?
Mmmm….brownies….
hows things seriously Aggs?
They’re ok. Got to skype with Hubby today. He’s having a good time
thats great, you know, folks kinda like ya
and that kinda stuff
i got invited to a real honest to yahweh injun powwow
im fixing brownies to take
Kinda sorta
I’m baking wholewheat bread tomorrow. Using pyrex loaf pans. . . this should be interesting.
master chief, i have my mommas pyrex stuff, my ungrateful family would have just tossed em
>> I got invited to a real honest to yahweh injun powwow
I will transmit this information to
VladimirFauxcahontas.i think i found the only redskins in OK that hates Obumbler
I gave my bread machine away to my sister yesterday. After the sourdough experiment, I just realized I never used that machine except for making dough (we prefer rolls to loaves), and I can do that by hand ridiculously easily anyway.
Whatcha doing, Cyn?
http://tinyurl.com/7anlafg
HA! That’s a keeper.
Chief,
Why are you going to use the glass -vs- metal bread-pans?
It seems like the greater mass would take MUCH longer to come-up to temp.
I’m getting my ass kicked by German-Rye Sourdough, but I’m workin’ on it…
Dinner was a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, so I’m quite content at the moment.
#AskMichelle Have you chosen your next Dem puppet to marry in order to get your next no-show job once Barack retires from politics?
LauraW – If you have some recipes for whole grain rolls, would you please send them to me?
i have 2 that are going almost non stop
I always wanted to try a bread machine, but I think me and bread have to part ways a while
ChrisPy – ‘Cause I have pyrex ones, but no tins. Additionally, I just paid to furnish the grand-daughter’s nursery and I’m broke.
without bread, life itself would be impossible.
Beer is liquid bread.
Chief,
Just askin’ as I have one pyrex that I mostly use for meat-loaf, and two non-stick tins that I use for bread.
Cyn, did you see my weird QT moment of the week?
Dave – I enjoy the process, the smell and then, end up gifting the vast majority to my neighbors.
MCPO, be realistic about what you are asking for.
NO ONE has a recipe for whole grain rolls. These rolls, they do not exist.
I do have a recipe for whole grain hockey pucks.
end up gifting the vast majority to my neighbors.
Howdy, neighbor….
I made pizza dough tonight. Unfortunately my yeast was best used before 2010. It did not rise much.
Lauraw,
When we first got married(1969), Anita tried to make bread. We tossed it from the window of our 2nd floor apartment, and were surprised that it not break the sidewalk when it hit. You could pound nails with it!
Good times…
#AskMichelle In what aisle of Target do I find those belts?
*sobs quietly*
OK, Laura. . . whatever you say.
*wipes nose with back of sleeve*
I’m caught up Krow. Those Mennonites are stone cold killers. QT stories are about as good as our Circle K stories here. Crazy good times.
got to rest my eyes kids.
Goodnight my friends.
Howdy Aggie and WP/krow.
Why all this talk about the hassle of making bread when you can drink a beer?
Goodnight, Dave!!
*smooch*
Good night Dave
Best wishes to your eye health
And MCPO’s Grand daughter, and DIL.
Lips!
What state are you in now?
It is embarrassing how unreproducible my kitchen meanderings are. So much ingredients simply poured out of pouches and cartons with only an artistic half-guess at the relative proportions. I promise to keep a journal and write this stuff down in the future.
Uhh, maybe.
perhaps
Happy dreams, DaveinTexas.
I also nibbled on a little leftover bit of last night’s BBQ boneless pork spare ribs. Damn. Those things are tasty!
Lauraw
Make a journal, but do not use it. Those happy surprises like apricot jelly OJ garlic salt and pepper taste fantastic! But you would never do if following a journal. Create then write!
You should just create and dictate to Scott as you go along.
Sticky rice, shredded coconut, shrimp, sugar, nutmeg lightly toasted is good too!
Who thinks of this? Unless you are broke and trying to eat.
Vmax, on Saturday night I will be in southern California!!!
Lippy, where in SoCal? What’s your Tuesday look like?
Wow!
Lips is on the move!
Are you going to be near Fla anytime soon?
I do a lot of cooking like that too, Laura. I often enjoy playing SPIN THE SPICE WHEEL once I have some chicken or beef in the pan just begging for me to get creative with it. My last batch of stroganoff was to die for… Spin the Spice Wheel, oh and a reach for the Worstchestyshireeah.
night all
#AskMichelle Have your servants started removing the silverware from the kitchen and the “R”s from the keyboards yet?
Lipstick, you have a layover at PHX, I am there girl!
Sweet dreams Krow.
You should just create and dictate to Scott as you go along.
Oh, because he’ll stand around in the kitchen and take dictation, right? I should also talk to dolphins and leprechauns. They have such wonderful penmanship.
Goodnight Krow!
Ha, you all are great! Xbrad, Tuesday? I plan to be eating Chick-fil-a in Costa Mesa — do you have a better offer?
Vman, I wish, Florida is so nice. Someday.
Cyn, no Phoenix, yet.
Leprechauns are quite literate, ya heathen!
I often enjoy playing SPIN THE SPICE WHEEL once I have some chicken or beef in the pan just begging for me to get creative with it.
*that thing where I point at my eyes, then at Cyn, then back at my eyes*
Goodnight Krow, sleep well.
#AskMichelle Have your servants started removing the silverware from the kitchen and the “R”s from the keyboards yet?
That is positively evil. Love it.
http://is.gd/vvDWp4
I’m trying to remember where there’s a Chik-fil-A in Costa Mesa. Marketplace?
I’m so broke, I couldn’t even treat you to lunch there, but I’d like to at least have a cup of coffee. Tuesday is my only free day. I’ll be in Irvine.
Chick Fil A Nuggets!
2 dozen please.
I am out
G’nite all
Xbrad, get outta here! Let’s try to set up a meeting. I have no idea what plans have been made for me already – probably none, so this may well be doable!
I’m doing family things for the rest of this week and then fly out on the weekend. Computer use will be sorta minimal till it gets set up again on Sunday. We will communicate via email then phone. Code word is “happy southern California dance”.
Lippy, check your mail.
*nods at Laura, knowingly*
This one works well, MCPO. Just make rolls, instead of loaves. The honey is really good, but maple syrup works in a pinch.
http://www.kingarthurflour.com/recipes/classic-100-whole-wheat-bread-recipe
Goodnight Vmax. Sending you 2 dozen delicious nuggets!
OK, have to go to bed now, nodding off. Goodnight all.
>> *that thing where I point at my eyes, then at Cyn, then back at my eyes*
So what is it about red that makes my av so wrong? I’m so not getting that.
There’s a better one, where you soak the whole wheat flour in milk overnight, but I can’t find that one right now. That one rocks.
Feel free to mix in wheat germ, some rye, sesame seeds, etc.
G’night, Lippy!
Wendy’s nuggets are the champ of fast food nuggets. Then again, I don’t have a Chick Fil A near me, either.
Wiser is asking Michelle O somw questions on twitter.
Maybe if he sends $3, he can go to George Clooney’s house, and ask them in person. They are gonna fly someone out, after all.
Sweety dreams Vman. Mwah!
Time zones will be the end of us
Nighty dreams to Lippy too!
heh.. how do you like me now?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That’s awesome, Dave
Dave, I’m old and my eyes don’t work so well. got a link to the full size of your ‘tard?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/65876163@N00/7140563439/
Heh. Indeed.
Wiser is asking Michelle O somw questions on twitter.
I’m going to ask her if she’ll be willing to be a BBF gal for us.
BBBF
Big Boob Belt Friday.
Time for dreaming. Y’all have a goodnight
http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/obama-loses-west-virginia-delegates-to-prison-inma#HTWF2
Hooray! A post devoid (as far as first glance can tell) of ugly ass trannies lifting weights …
#AskMichelle What kind of bennies do you recieve when you reach Diamond status on Air Force One’s Frequent Flyer program?
Tattoos and piercings apparently have fans. I do not know why.
BTW, that federal inmate that’s getting about 41% of the vote in West VA? Coal country. Maybe publicly announcing you want to destroy the coal industry wasn’t a great idea, Barry.
Oh, and as the Dems wind up their cries of “racism” lemme remind you, WVA has closed primaries. So, sure, racism is a factor. In Dem voting.
http://youtu.be/d7npunWUVsw
#AskMichelle I’ve been underemployed since 2010. Do you know if there are any job openings at The University of Chicago Medical Center?
Is this derp that I’m feeling?
Is this the derp that I’ve been searching for?
Where are the ghey dudes?
This is what I get for waking up early.
Good morning!
Hi Mare, what caffeinated liquid are consuming RIGHT NOW?
“Where are the ghey dudes?”
That’s on Monday, Leon.
I no can wakey wakey on this poat.
Apparently I already did that way up there ^^^ somewhere.
I’m drinking coffee with heavy cream and a splash of water.
Did I tell you my husband and I have given up grains, processed food and temporarily (almost 3 months), alcohol?
*cries
I had not heard this, Mare. Good for you.
I’m having my coffee black today.
No wakey wakey? Wow, that must be tough, Car in.
I’m trying to give up porn. Bread was much, much easier.
I don’t miss bread at all anymore. I just lament that I can’t afford to eat flat iron steak for every meal.
Are you crying about my giving up alcohol (temporarily), Carin?
It’s actually been really easy. So strange. The few times I’ve wanted it have been situational longings rather than a physical craving. But it’s rare that I’ve thought about it.
huh?
I don’t ever eat processed food anyway. I eat just a little bit of grains.
And I limit my alcohol.
This week I’m “bootcamping” my workouts. Just kinda amping thing up.
Sunday – 5 miles
Monday – 2 mile run, p90x -core workout, 20 min nordic track
Tuesday – Moved wood for an hour (lol – I’m counting that), 7 mile run
Today, I’ll do 2 mile run, then 90 x “Plyocide”. WHich is freakin hard.
Ha, get the cheap sirloin. It’ll be almost the same thing.
Are you crying about my giving up alcohol (temporarily), Carin?
It’s actually been really easy. So strange</em.
I'm just teasing.
But I do enjoy a glass of wine now and then.
I threw darts for 2 hours last night, and my arm isn’t even sore!
I did have alcohol, though.
threw darts for 2 hours last night, and my arm isn’t even sore!
You must have stretched. It’s all in the warm up/cool down.
I do to, and I’m sure I’ll have some wine in Hawaii. A friend of my husband upgraded our flight to Seattle to first class and I’d love a Mimosa, but no orange juice (although I’ll eat oranges).
That fie mile run on sunday was HARD, because I’d had a few beers saturday night and was hanging just a bit. lol.
FIVE mile.
Jay, add the pint lifting to your dart workout and whew…you’re kicking butt.
I think this was discussed yesterday, but ANY movement away from personal responsibility is a mistake and always, always expensive:
http://sweetness-light.com/archive/govt-study-no-personal-blame-in-obesity
Oh, and who in their right mind believes in “government studies?”
Had a sirloin for breakfast last week. Pork steaks are a reasonable substitute as well.
Why am I running late? Oh yeah Carin didn’t wake me!!!
Does anyone else’s comment box look different?
Oh, wait, it just returned to normal…never mind.
Leon, my husband shot a wild pig and his friend a deer, we had that processed and made hot sausage and “hamburger.” It’s fantastic meat.
it’s all so very complicated, weight issues, and the government has no business trying to nudge us to do anything. Many of their grand plans are to blame.
Such as creating suburbs. You know, w/o sidewalks and no where to walk to .
Before their grand plans, towns were built around parks and city centers, and schools. Kids rode their bikes to the park and to school, etc.
Now there’s no place for them to go. AND, they’d rather just sit at home and play xbox.
Yes, and as you can see, we all have different food deals that work for us as individuals, our lifestyle etc.. The government guidelines that they would want to push are those that have been supported by very large lobby groups and have not “worked” for me.
I desperately want to try deer hunting this Fall. The woods here are lousy with them. I’m looking at spending $500 or so to get into it though (I don’t have a weapon appropriate to the task, nor gear to wear). So I’d have to get something like 10 deer before it was a positive return on investment.
Leon, a SKS is cheap and can take down a deer at close range. Way less than $500. Or make me a offer on my Weatherby & Scope