Here are some recent photographic depictions of small cute things.
One morning I got up with Henry at 6am and put him on the floor while I made coffee. I look up and this is what was going on:
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Master Henry in his Easter finest.
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Sometimes Henry crawls up on Floyd’s bed and steals his toys.
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The reason Floyd’s tongue is usually hanging out of his mouth is because the thing is huge as evidenced by this picture. It looks like he’s eating a stingray.
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Henry after his first big boy haircut.
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Sometimes when he laughs, he looks like Rocky screaming, “ADRIAN!!”.
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Watching the home opener.
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And finally there’s this which I don’t really have a caption for.
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Fin.
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50,000 points for this poat and an extra 5,000 for the John Wayne reference.
the caption for the last one is Henry impersonates Floyd.
*cashes in 55,000 points, gets wet Che shirt*
oh my goodness. so damn cute!!!!!
i concur Roamy
EXCELLENT!
Henry is the stone cold Cool King
obviously the loverly Mrs Rosetta is the handmaiden of Yaweh, to be blessed with such a rich bounty of Henry cute, floyd coolness and Mr Rosetta retardness
the caption for the last one is Henry impersonates Floyd.
That’s an excellent call. Well done, Moohawk.
Henry is strong like bull. He loosened a couple of the wooden spindles so now we have wrought iron spindles attached to the floor with some sort of superstrong space epoxy.
*subtracts cost of new spindles from college fund*
obviously the loverly Mrs Rosetta is the handmaiden of Yaweh, to be blessed with such a rich bounty of Henry cute, floyd coolness and Mr Rosetta retardness
Hahahaha. I hear some version of that comment on a daily basis.
Henry makes the world a better place.
Henry makes the world a better place.
More than you know. He just learned the 9-month old version of “hug” and it’s outstanding.
Rosetta, DON’T screw this up.
Why does Henry look like Alfred Hitchcok in that last photo?
Why does Henry look like Alfred Hitchcok in that last photo?
HA!
It kind of makes me cry for my own little ones who are 22 and 20.
Hugs from little ones, I’m not sure there is anything better, hand holding is good, but….
What a cutie, Rosetta
Yeah, there’s a comma there.
Don’t let Henry’s obvious sweet looks and charm make you back down on discipline. I’m counting on him being an awesome teenager too.
Rosetta, DON’T screw this up.
I’ve decided to home-school him. I’m pretty sure that will work out great.
Looks like DG is gonna be early. Doctor finally said, “pre-eclampsia” today.
Henry and Arron and The PJM Horde and Becca make me want to be a better man, No lie
No BS
My niece was a month early. Came out at 4 lb, 6 oz. She’s 7 lb now and doing fine.
What a cutie, Rosetta
Yeah, there’s a comma there.
Hahahahaha. Commas are for losers!
Master Chief, ill go down and light candles for all concerned
“I’ve decided to home-school him. I’m pretty sure that will work out great.”
hahahahaha….You don’t want your child to know what you do with most of your waking hours…not to mention the learning deal.
Commas are for losers!
Which is why I gave you two of them
Know – Thanks. All intercessions to the deity are appreciated.
MCPO, sending prayers on angel’s wings for them both!
Master Chief, i have place the wee bairn on a prayer chain, for one hour every 3 hours someone will intercede
Awww. The cuteness. It’s calming.
9 months? That doesn’t seem possible.
It seems like we just got the birth announcement a couple of weeks ago.
Got you covered, MCPO.
hhahahaha…good one, Scott. Although I shouldn’t laugh I haven’t seen Henry his gift yet. Still deciding between a few things.
Healthy baby and momma prayers to your kin, MCPO.
MCPO, as BiW would say, I’m gonna send some knee mail.
9 months? That doesn’t seem possible.
It seems like we just got the birth announcement a couple of weeks ago.
Hahahahaha. Stupid post office.
This is the worst fucking road trip ever.
1. It’s taken 3 times longer than I anticipated (ca-ching).
2. Some shitty piece of detritus on the freeway ate one of my tires. In the middle of nowhere. (“Wait. A new tire costs HOW FUCKING MUCH???!!!”)
3. My sunburn approached blister stage.
4. I’m in Ft. Collins wondering how I’m going to limp home on a shoestring.
4B. If I can’t work out the maths, I’m going to have to stay here a few days and scramble up some sort of day labor, or sell a kidney on the black market.
Ok saw The Avengers
EXCELLENT
Bruce Banner is a lefty asshat, the big green guy isnt
This is the worst fucking road trip ever.
1. It’s taken 3 times longer than I anticipated (ca-ching).
2. Some shitty piece of detritus on the freeway ate one of my tires. In the middle of nowhere. (“Wait. A new tire costs HOW FUCKING MUCH???!!!”)
3. My sunburn approached blister stage.
4. I’m in Ft. Collins wondering how I’m going to limp home on a shoestring.
4B. If I can’t work out the maths, I’m going to have to stay here a few days and scramble up some sort of day labor, or sell a kidney on the black market.
That reminds me of something. Oh yeah, this.
http://tinyurl.com/74vfcje
I’m sure it will all work out just fine.
Jew, do we need to wire you some money?
That reminds me of something. Oh yeah, this.
http://tinyurl.com/74vfcje
hahahaha….keep looking over your shoulder, Jew!
+100,000 Patron shots for the Cardinal outfit!
Bruce Banner is a lefty asshat, the big green guy isnt
It’s worth noting that Bruce Banner was a scientist working on a government grant through the DoE. He was basically James Hansen.
Tony Stark is basically me+better brains a drinking habit.
SQUEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Henry is so gosh-darn cute –
Chief, prayers going up for mom, baby, and the rest of your crew – FWIW, pre-eclampsia is common in a first pregnancy (our PE baby is almost 26 now), and mom’s body will put everything into making sure that the lungs are as developed as possible. As long as a doc is monitoring her, she should be OK. And baby girls do quite well, even if they come out a little underdone…..
And DD#3 called from work just now – Domino’s rolled out their GF pizza crust today, and she can get us a 40% employee discount. Woo-hoo! (Domino’s and the GF groups are advising extreme caution, so we’ll see how it goes…..)
I almost forgot – some “Forward” goodness. I hope Mare didn’t already link this:
http://bluebirdofbitterness.wordpress.com/2012/05/04/forward-leftist-soldiers/
Tony Stark is basically me+better brains a drinking habit.
That’s damn hawt
so Trese what your saying is if i want to come over and try to impress her nibs
gluten free?
Aggie, Tony Stark is the patron saint of defense contractors. If I were a supergenius with access to unobtainium, you better believe I’d be out fighting my own wars with a flying tank.
uhhhhh leon, in the marvel universe its Adamantium
Unobtainium is from the Cammoron universe
please turn in your Big Bang Theory card
Domino’s rolled out their GF pizza crust today, and she can get us a 40% employee discount.
I was gonna make disparaging comments here, since I work in a pizza place, but I won’t just because of DD3, and she’s gotta have a job. I hope she’s delivering, as that’s the easiest job on earth.
*swoons*
That reminds me of something. Oh yeah, this.
That might be a mercy.
Jew, do we need to wire you some money?
That’s incredibly kind, and I thank you for that, but no. I think I can find a way to get by.
Someone did ask for GF crust on Friday. First time I’ve had that request. I’ve had people bring in their own, and we pile on the toppings, but never been asked if we have it.
who swooned you aggs?
In Stark’s case, the unobtanium (small U) is the metal in his chest reactor. Last I checked, the armor was mostly titanium alloy, though it might be yet another variety of unobtanium in more recent incarnations. Iron Man occasionally has fist fights with gods and survives, so who knows.
Plus, Robert Downey Jr. IS Tony Stark. He is the best person I can think of for that role. He’s been perfect for it since the first Iron Man.
who swooned you aggs?
HAHAHAHA!!! It was meant for Leon
I looked again Jew and only saw cars, a horse and a Harley Davidson.
As I understand it, most of Iron Man (other than flight) isn’t that far off from what we can do now… other than the power source. You’d have to be tethered to baseload power plant to run it.
That’s incredibly kind, and I thank you for that, but no. I think I can find a way to get by.
I’ll go ahead and assume you mean gun for hire.
41 minutes to go until fourthmeal.
Rosetta you have a awesome family. Awesome I say.
Stan lee remarked that Jack Kirby was visioning a Telsa-esque power supply
Plus, Robert Downey Jr. IS Tony Stark. He is the best person I can think of for that role. He’s been perfect for it since the first Iron Man.
I agree. He plays that roll exceptionally well. That was a great casting call.
sigh!, i can remember when i pretended i swooned Aggie
those where the days
Rosetta you have a awesome family. Awesome I say.
Thank you brother.
Please name drop the sweet dogs lucky enough to be in your care at the moment.
At one point, the Iron Man armor was supposedly powered by beamed microwaves from a series of geostationary solar satellites, so Iron Man couldn’t be underground for more than an hour or so without running out the batteries. I believe the current comic conceit is similar to the movies.
that didnt last long during the Dark Matters story line
Just Zeke Rosie. I was supposed to get O’Malley this weekend but it did not happen and I do not know why.
Well that’s a shame. What is your ideal number of sweet doggies? I think you’ve had at least 3 or 4 at once in the last year.
Correct?
i can remember when i pretended i swooned Aggie
Hey, I gave you a smooch!
And how is Zeke?
Hey Master Chief, I saw the news up there. Prayers for all of you, especially mom and baby.
Sometimes I link Vince Mancini from FilmDrunk and sometimes I steal from him without attribution.
He’s fucking funny and he also hilariously sucks at Photoshop. This is his post about the Octomom making a porn.
http://tinyurl.com/7qpeq4x
Best Photoshop ever. Har
Oh. My. God.
Dear Aggie, don’t mind my delusional retardage
Bleargh. Octomom Porn:
Octomom: (in sexy voice) Hey, stud. Wanna see my stretch marks?
And by “Oh my god” I mean “words fail. Well, they don’t fail per se, they just can’t get past the screams”
they just can’t get past the screams
Silent screams in my head. I don’t want to scar the kids…
Did anybody ax anybody else about anyfing today?
Howdy, Sean!
I want to know the answers to two questions:
(1) Who was keeping her 14 kids while she was shooting her porn?
(2) Is there not 14 couples in the state of California that are dying to adopt?
You have to have a license to fish but any asshole can have 14 kids.
They should go Lord of Flies on her.
Hello, Aggs. Keeping your machete sharp?
*builds Sean a new house that looks like this from space*
http://tinyurl.com/d5vq3qu
i axed my neighbor if by his music volume would he like it played at his wake
Awww, Henry’s looking more handsomer every day, Rosetta. Good Stuff!
And now the BEEG storms are here.
It’s very exciting.
>> You have to have a license to fish but any asshole can have 14 kids.
Apart from a very basic anatomical mistake, that’s a damn good point.
You have to have a license to fish but any asshole can have 14 kids.
This.
hey cyn, you left your “Mom’s Little Helper” here again, the cat is shocked
SHOCKED i tell you
Moses just told me “fuck this shit”
*slides a shot of Balvenie down to Andy and nods*
jewstin??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5puAN1PGQw
Keeping your machete sharp?
Just honed it this afternoon after I took a dislike to the loquat tree. Momma is happy
Ha ha! You’re gonna have to be a bit more specific, Krow. Mommy has LOTS of little helpers. Or wait… maybe it’s best that you not.
D Battry and AC converter
Great pics Rosie!
Rosetta, Henry is looking more and more like you. I am a bit worried about that. That huge smile photo after the haircut photo…. Add the goatee, lose the hair and it is you.
Batten down your hatches, Dave.
You have to have a license to fish but any asshole can have 14 kids.
Sometimes I have this same draconian, fascist notion, and then I realize that even with the exceptional badness, this is not a freedom we dare curtail.
Huh. Octomom is a million in debt.
How does someone without a job acquire that much debt?
Seriously, I want to learn.
Fucking idiot.
http://tinyurl.com/crvb22h
Europe has been on a 40-year moving sidewalk towards totalitarian socialism but the problem is the 3-year attempt at fiscal responsibility?
By the same measure I guess Obama is 450% responsible for our piece of shit economy.
Krugman needs to tend to his cats and shut the fuck up.
The man is an idiot.
Oh, my – this is beautiful:
http://wp.me/p1ipEz-1HT
Prayers for DG, MCPO. Thanks for the Henry pics. I was having withdrawals.
Fourthmeal!
Great pics Rosie!
Thanks amigo!
>> Batten down your hatches, Dave.
Hey now, I can’t do that for two months until the eye gets well.
Yeah, about that “austerity” …
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/299233/show-me-savage-spending-cuts-europe-please-veronique-de-rugy
Teresa in Fort Worth, TX
I am Disappoint
there were neither birds nor water
2 months? Not worth it.
*builds Sean a new house that looks like this from space*
http://tinyurl.com/d5vq3qu
That’s quite an unusual layout, YOU DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Huh. Octomom is a million in debt.
How does someone without a job acquire that much debt?
My guess is that she probably signed a bunch of deals for media projects that she didn’t deliver on because she’s fucking crazy.
Wow TiFW that was amazing, thanks!
Rosetta, Henry is looking more and more like you. I am a bit worried about that. That huge smile photo after the haircut photo…. Add the goatee, lose the hair and it is you.
TUSHAR!! Howdy brother.
Your observation is a good one. After Henry got his haircut and started to fill out *coughBIGBONED* he looks almost exactly like I did as a baby.
It’s concerning for him.
I’m gonna make me an eye av like PJM’s!
http://tinyurl.com/7m7myqh
We should start him on olympic weightlifting, pronto. His bigbonedness will be an asset.
The link to Sean’s house was denied on my computer. I’m guessing that’s a good thing.
Dave, I think you sent those storms up our way – lots of noise outside (but no rain so far)
Krow – yeppers, Miss Rebecca was diagnosed with Celiac Disease exactly 4 years ago, so we’ve been GF ever since; it’s been remarkably easy, all things considered.
I hope she’s delivering, as that’s the easiest job on earth.
I think that’s why she likes it – we didn’t realize that she was using our gas card until the bill came this month, though…..
(Yeah, we put the kibosh on that right quick!)
Yeah, about that “austerity” …
Thanks, good read.
I’m gonna make me an eye av like PJM’s!
ZOIKES!!!
*barfs*
Denied on mine too, Teresa. Whew…
I’m gonna make me an eye av like PJM’s!
That looks quite cool, in a Zombie Apocalypse kinda way.
Grossest av evah, Dave. You win.
OMG DAVE!!!!!!!!!!
Put a warning on that picture – the dogs jumped a couple of feet when I screamed!
Holy guacamole, dude – glad you’re OK.
That’s quite an unusual layout, YOU DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Hey, the head is a theater with an infinity pool into his chest.
INGRATE!!
Dave is rolling on the floor laughing at making us squirm.
Dave, honestly, what the hell do you need a pickup for? Won’t a Chevy tahoe or Ford excursion work better for you?
I’m gonna make me an eye av like PJM’s!
http://tinyurl.com/7m7myqh
I told you not to inject the heroin directly into your eyeball.
But seriously, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??
Dave, you should throw that thing out before it starts to stink.
Hahahahaha
Best Prick Roll evar!
You should see this eye from my side.
>> Dave, honestly, what the hell do you need a pickup for?
FUCK YOU COMMIE!
British kids has a fad a couple of years back where they would put a few drops of vodka in their eyes to get an instant high. Looks like Dave used hot sauce.
Mare??!
http://tinyurl.com/7bqoww2
FUCK YOU COMMIE!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*hides her SUV*
WTF, Dave? I suggested alternatives just as awesome as pickups. You are talkin like I suggested a Prius or a mini or something.
>> Dave, honestly, what the hell do you need a pickup for?
Truck Nutz. Duh!
For Tushar:
http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2010/05/vodka-eyeballing/
*begins spritzing blessed water in earnest on Dave, muttering something about “The power of bacon compels you!”*
HAHA! Bullet dodged! I didn’t click.
Eyeball stuff creeps me out. I can’t even wear contacts because I don’t want to touch my eye.
INGRATE!!
It’s not that I’m not grateful, it’s just that I fucking hate it.
I think it actually looks better than it did on Saturday.
http://tinyurl.com/7eos46j
>> WTF, Dave? I suggested alternatives just as awesome as pickups.
Oh I just wanted to say fuck you commie. But down here, those alternatives are “mom cars”. If we see a dude driving an SUV we think “aw, that’s nice, he’s washing the little woman’s car.
I am not a mom. I actually have testicles. Retired, but attached.
Yeah, about that “austerity” …
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/299233/show-me-savage-spending-cuts-europe-please-veronique-de-rugy
For pretty much the entirety of America’s existence, Europe has been an example of how not to be. I kinda like how they’ve adopted the adage “If you can’t be a role model, be a fucking warning.”
Too bad Obama didn’t take that class.
Help us, Obi Romney-obi. You’re our only hope.
*buys land in New Zealand*
Dave’s eye sorta looked like both of mine Sunday morning after CT. And STL. I think.
Dave, I stand corrected. I underestimated the awesomitude of Texas.
I actually have testicles. Retired, but attached.
Redundant
I’m with Jew! I hate eye related stuff. Dave, I want your eye to get healthy and for your vision to be with you forever!!!
for the record I think truck nuts are faggity.
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no offense Jewstin.
Trucknutz are the white trash equivalent of pants worn low enough to show off boxers, and make an identical statement about the owner.
Jeez, Dave! You don’t have to be a dickweed about it.
http://tinyurl.com/7tebd4o
I’m afraid that when the EU house of cards fall there will be massive ‘civil unrest’ by which I mean civil war. The riots we’ve seen so far will be nothing compared to the destruction they’re looking at.
See? Just change the BMI and this is what you get!
http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/story/2012-05-07/obesity-projections-adults/54791430/1
My BMI is 31.4.
None taken, Dave.
I agree that truck nutz are faggoty.
Evening, penis masticators.
I’z just teasin Jewstin.
Europe? Pikers.
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20220507parents_rules_half-baked_states_junk_food_ban_could_take_bite_out_of_school_fundraisers/srvc=home&position=0
I always feel sorry for the people whose body’s show up in the obesity stories. I used to have nightmares about recognizing my clothes in one of those stories.
BiW and I were pretty sure this would end with Germany invading France, and us cheering on the Germans while feeling awful about it.
31.4?
I hope you aren’t driving.
Of course, I think nekkid girl mud flaps are faggoty too, so. . .
Jewstin – No. The nekkid girl mud flaps are ghey.
31.4?
I hope you aren’t driving.
It’s cool, I’ve got an endorsement on my license to drive while morbidly obese.
I agree Jewstin, but that’s old school faggity
NEW AV!
The Yosemite Sam mudflaps, OTOH, are teh kickass.
Dave rocks.
Have we offered the French the naval services of a certain Senator from Massachusetts?
Dave, I didn’t used to hate you. That changed. Really, really recently.
*turns off driveway light, slithers out to darkened front yard and removes the nutz from my truck*
ROOK EYE, DANIEL-SAN! AWRAYS ROOK EYE!
fuck you humor-deficient prisses.
I had a Durango and it had truck nutz.
Mine were an ironic joke, but still, jeez, it’s a fucking joke.
lighten up, Franceses
When truck nutz get old:
http://tinyurl.com/75tmq58
(Probably Not Safe For Work)
Andy, Yosemite Sam used to be my favorite Warner Bros. character of all time.
*barfs in Dave’s eye
Dave, if you could see the color red, you would understand how ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WRONG YOU ARE RIGHT. NOW.
*runs away screaming*
>> lighten up, Franceses
Hey, I said they were faggity, not a felony.
Mine were an ironic joke, but still, jeez, it’s a fucking joke.
MOM!!! WISERBUD IS BEING A HIPSTER!!!!
LEFT HAND WACKS ON, RIGHT HAND WACKS OFF
Oh, wait. I may have misheard that.
Hey, I said they were faggity, not a felony.
Can’t wait to hear the whining about “My kid can beat up your honor student” bumper stickers…
Hey, if you need nuts on your truck, who am I to deny you your issues?
“My kid can beat up your honor student”
Also douchebaggy.
MOM!!! WISERBUD IS BEING A HIPSTER!!!!
I had given them to a friend of mine who was just a little too proud of his new truck, as a way of calling him a redneck.
I snuck them onto his truck. He later moved them to mine. I decided to leave them there, as a smack in his face for not accepting his redneck-ness.
Pissed off the bride off so much she had her cousin de-nut the Durango one weekend when I let her take it to visit her family.
I didn’t really care, except that it was my truck and I was not happy about her doing that behind my back.
But, anyway, seriously?? Truck nutz offend people to this degree??
For the record, so is:
Calvin pissing on anything
Coexist
Free Palestine
Obama/Biden 2012
ok, this pic is even grossing me out
Visualize World Peace. Also Whirled Peas.
>> Truck nutz offend people to this degree??
To what degree? Who’s making a big deal out of this here?
Coexist
How about this Coexist sticker?
http://tinyurl.com/c3j9o4v
“ok, this pic is even grossing me out”. DiT, I have mixed feelings. So glad you caught it early. Scared by the alternative.
To what degree? Who’s making a big deal out of this here?
sorry, I was reading the comments at Ace’s earlier and I was stunned how much they bothered some of the more delicate of his commenters.
I kinda noticed that same trend with some here.
My apologies for noticing.
My apologies for noticing.
Wiser – Need some cheese?
Well, I got worked on by one of the best retina guys in the country. Had no idea he was a long ball hitter. We have the funniest things for a small town in central TX. The guy that’s gonna replace my knee is also a rock star.
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I haven’t mentioned the knee, have I?
>> My apologies for noticing.
All I said was “kinda faggity.” If you want to project a bunch of other people’s comments on that, carry on.
I’m not delicate, I like when people give me clear signals.
You have mentioned the knee and we’ll be praying for that surgery as well.
I’m never offended by nutz, but truck nutz are more than a little pathetic.
If you want to project a bunch of other people’s comments on that, carry on.
Not projecting. Just noticing a similarity….
nothing more.
Thanks Oso.
*ruffles wiserbud’s hair*
I am not supremely offended by truck nutz. I did crack a tooth once on corn nuts. That totally pissed me off.
I didn’t get to comment on it cause it was like, 1993.
but truck nutz are more than a little pathetic.
gawd, they’re meant as a a joke. They are a way of mocking the prissy hyper-sensitive, politically correct, redneck-hating douchenozzles.
It’s the Tim the Tool Man manliness schtick taken to the next level.
They are a way of mocking the prissy hyper-sensitive, politically correct, redneck-hating douchenozzles.
I always saw them that way too. “You think I bought this truck to show my testosterone? up yours douch”.. <~~~~ like that
I did crack a tooth once on corn nuts.
and Goober is dead.
It’s like the circle of life writ large.
>>and goober is dead.
WHAT????? I was teasing him about his truck just an hour back. What happened????
I didn’t care about truck nutz until the nanny staters started bitching about them. Now, I want them for all our vehicles and as a door knocker on my front door.
So what should chicks be hanging from their vehicles?
Right, because driving a good few tons of gas guzzling steel with an engine the size of a recliner isn’t a sufficient ‘Fuck Off’ to those assholes.
Cyn, truck nutz as a warning!
Who is up for some ice cream?
http://tinyurl.com/79eovsr
So what should chicks be hanging from their vehicles?
http://tinyurl.com/7em73r
I could totally pull off a pair of big’uns on my Camry. Ooooh Yeah.
*snorts at Jewstin’s link*
Cyn ♥s Jew
Dave, did you send the storm this way???
Damn it to hell…
The other night after DD’s performance we went to get wings.( Her favorite) and these guys were in there and I couldn’t stop myself. I pointed at this guys underwear and said out loud. Your pants are hanging down you realize your underwear and ass are hanging out? (GET OFF MY LAWN) he looked a bit uncomfortable and said “yeah” and actually tried to hitch them up a bit. DD turned and bee lined it away from me.
Maybe I hot glue one of those Christmas nutcracker dudes to my hood. Like a warning. With my bra flying at full mast on my antennae.
So what should chicks be hanging from their vehicles?
Georgia O’Keefe paintings.
If guys hang truck nutz, should chicks hang these?
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/TOF8p7QSwGI/AAAAAAAAvFE/HBKEu9xdUeY/s800/lg-furry-boobs-prezzies%20copy.jpg
Who is up for some ice cream?
*bans MCPO from bake sale*
Now, I want them for all our vehicles and as a door knocker on my front door.
I simply cannot imagine loving a woman more at this point in time….
Cute, Tush. Maybe kinda small though.
Georgia O’Keefe paintings.
It’s comments like this that make H2 worthwhile.
*gives Sean a case of Diet Dr Pepper*
SoHos, ridicule works! If I have to talk to female employees about “whale tail”, I’ll talk to the boys about low hanging pants!
*looks down at shoe, kicks pebble*
Aw, thanks, Aggie.
Hello ladies!
Not you, Rosetta.
*puts on NM Travel and Tourism hat* Georgia O’Keefe Museum in SF. Road trip to Taos and Abiquiu for GO’K tour.
Sohos, there are guys at my gym that do that. They bench and curl. That’s pretty much it. I think they leave their pants like that to hide the fact that they have chicken legs. Or maybe they’re just stupid.
*waves to Brad*
I guess the hedges didn’t win, huh?
I’m late with the suggestions..
http://tinyurl.com/6sf63eu
>> Now, I want them for all our vehicles and as a door knocker on my front door.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTw1lzxTAis
Had to be done.
Gun rack in the Camry rear window. My god, that’s brilliant.
Let me guess……..you assholes are talking about testicles. AmIright?
Comment by Cyn on May 7, 2012 10:36 pm
I could totally pull off a pair of big’uns on my Camry. Ooooh Yeah.
those would balance out the front heavy you carry around anyway
I’m late with the suggestions..
I blame Teh Evul Eye™.
Hey PG, where in NM were you? Who’s the Pol you know? And thanks Andy and Wiser!
I’m late with the suggestions..
http://tinyurl.com/6sf63eu
Bingo.
I went up to the featherindian casino in Hobbs on Saturday in order to waist $48 on some horses that evidently have been on welfare and shit. I saw a campaign sign for a douchenozzle named Phillip Roybal who’s running for the house out of Lee county evidently. I vaguely knew him in college. He’s been working for the juco there as of late.
waist = waste Fucking synonyms are always kicking me in the poon.
That’s actually a homophone, PG. NTTAWWT
Presented without comment:
http://youtu.be/7vo7tBpT7T0
I’m not even going to ask how you found that.
bastard!!! you’re right.
I’m not even going to ask how you found that.
Would’;t it have been easier to just send that link to Xbrad directly?
PG, Obama is still very popular here. I’m not really current on southern NM politics. The margin of fraud in Dona Ana decides elections down there. What casino is in Hobbs? I didn’t even realize we had Indians down there.
Wow.
They present that so… sciencey ‘n stuff.
I’m not even going to ask how you found that.
It was in an article on “why Japanese men are opting out of sex”.
I hate you all so very much.
let get it leon, secret santa idea!
suddenly truck nutz seem sort of “not a big deal anymore”
suddenly truck nutz seem sort of “not a big deal anymore”
I’m a helper.
*weeps because she can’t view the video*
*weeps in relief, that is*
Not sure what tribe, oso. I’d guess Navajo since that’s who runs all the shit at Ruidoso. Could be Italians from Chicago though.
Aggie, it’s a shame. It’s amazing, in a “charmingly darwinian selective pressure on the species” kind of way.
You may have helped more than care to comment, Leon. Maybe this will be just the thing to kick up our H2 Amazon sales.
It’s only good for 50 average uses, so you may want to order in bulk.
PG, Mescalero Apache are in Ruidoso. Navajo just got their first casino last year in Gallup. I’ll look it up. Not familiar with southern Indians.
“charmingly darwinian selective pressure on the species”
HA!
Best understatement evah.
good for 50 average uses,
Someone watched the video all the way to the end.
its not even that funny Aggs
you get better action at the primate house
Someone watched the video all the way to the end.
I needed to know what I was sharing, did I not? I don’t want one, by any means. I’ve been trying to kick the habit since I watched the yourbrainonporn videos.
PG, I am shocked! Zia Pueblo is no where close to Hobbs. I knew that Jemez Pueblo didn’t want to compete with Santa Ana and Pojoaque and were trying to open a casino in Anthony but the Zia thing was under my radar.
define “average”
in 2050 there wont be any Japanese left
Tenga is way too complicated. Nevermind rubbing one out in the shower. It’s easier to get laid for reals.
define “average”
In this case, I’ll say 0.1*XBrad.
in 2050 there wont be any Japanese left
I guess we’ll have to go back to Kerry Marie for BBF…
Lalala…TMI!
Don’t worry, Koreans are still doing it, and they are ethnically similar to Japanese.
Of course, by then, there may be no Koreans for other reasons.
Off to bed. Golf if the rain holds off or a massive workout to offset Cinco de Mayo if it does.
Leon, in what way? The Ainu?
I can spot a Japanese from a Korean at just the briefest glance. They’re quite different. And citizens from both countries would be offended to be told otherwise.
Xbrad, I am able to do the same. Thai and VN too. I have a tougher time with Cambodians and Laotians.
Looks like south & east Texas are having an “Interesting” evening.
http://www.accuweather.com/en/us/national/weather-radar-rs?play=true
We sure are, ChrisP
And citizens from both countries would be offended to be told otherwise.
I’m well aware, and I don’t mean to offend. I just find it funny to say because of things like the Ainu. It’s like saying Germans and Austrians look alike.
It’s ok, Leon. My grandmother called Mexico Mexicans “Los Indios”. I’m sure Mojados would be offended by that.
aggie keep the little one in and hide the cookies!
I used to have the devil of a time saying “Laotian”
I kept pronouncing it “Low Asian”
i kinda like ya crazy heart, i figger you know what you are
you know the weirdest thing ive ever seen?, Black Hat Vs. White Hat Mennonites
Xbrad, King of the Hill had a funny line about Laotian. Times like these I wish I cared enough to learn how to link stuff.
There was a Laotian family in my home town growing up. They were the only Asians I saw in person before the age of 16 or so. I can usually spot them as a distinct ethnicity. Same for Chinese. Korean and Japanese I can only barely distinguish. It helps if they smile. Koreans appear to believe in orthodontia.
Good night.
Leon, have you always lived in Michigan?
Night, Chief. Good luck on the links tomorrow.
Oso’s link:
http://youtu.be/s3cbKKf37Mg
Leon, have you always lived in Michigan?
I lived in Indiana for a year, but yeah. SW MI was about 95% white in the 1980s. We didn’t even have immigrant farmhands until after I’d graduated high school.
When I lived in the Bay Area, I learned to spot most of the Asian varieties. Vietnamese, Thai, and Laotian are tricky. Burmese and Filipinos stick out.
Moving to Ann Arbor for college was the first time I had a chance to have Asian friends. If I’d been single at the time… well, my life might be very different.
Thanks, XB. *smooch*
goodnight friends
Sohos said the other day she didn’t understand the “Asian” thing. My Dad was a crappy husband but a fun Dad. He would talk about his fun times in Subic, Bangkok, VN, Oki, and Peitou. I didn’t have a traditional American upbringing. 20$. Dog isn’t tough it’s yummy.
I’m off to bed as well.
We have a friend who refuses to date American women and will only date Asian women (of any variety) as long as they are subservient to the man. I purposely piss him off immensely with my loud, opinionated self. He is a FREAK. Goodnight for realzzzz
Both of DD’s BFF’s are 1/2 Filipino. One is mixed with White Dad the other is mixed with Mexican Mom.
Night, Sohos! I figured it was the geisha thing that set you off.
I like lumpia : )
hugs and knishes Soho, and keep pissing em off
im partial to the Latina persuasions i must confess
I love lumpia, but Philippinas never did it for me.
krow, I am familiar with the species.
I like guys that are half polynesian/half euro but I ended up with a white guy.
I guess we’ll have to go back to Kerry Marie for BBF… ‘
hahahaha funniest thing xbrad has said…..EVER!!!
SoHos, he always makes me laugh. I must be easy…(low hanging fruit, hanging curve ball)
**checks May off the list**
uhh ahh sohos i did not mean that as a bone of contention
or you either Osoloco
I spent a month in Korea for a big exercise once. Only about half the time was in the field. The rest was prep and packing up. Lot’s of guys were super psyched to be surrounded by cheap whore.
I didn’t see on girl there the whole time that floated my boat.
my cousins are kroean-american ahhhh i would have to censor myself cos they are kin and all
We’re good, krow. XB, IMHO the prettiest moms were from Turkey. In Jr High, my BFF was half Irish/half dot Indian. Exotic was normal and normal was blah! I still think it is weird to go to traditionally “white” parts of America. I’m used to Heinz 57.
G’night, Girls and Krow.
Krow, I have Korean/American friends. They are some of the most racist people you’ll ever meet. Until you spend time with Japanese or Han Chinese.
Night, XB.
my heart for the highlands, love irish girls
but those mexicali roses
Krow, living in NM his whole life my hubby figured he’d end up with a Mexican girl. He just thought it would be one that cooked.
are ya mexican-jewish perhaps (S)
Haha, that would be my cousin, Patty. She went to Berkeley and changed her name to Jasmine. She teaches yoga in Philly.
sohos what is your ethinicity?
Sohos was born in Japan. She’s American.
I was the Korean Club’s homecoming king nominee at my hs my senior year. True story.
i thought she was chernoyblan
i was mistaken for a white Jamaican
Sean, what part of Cali are you from? LOL
LA County, oso. I have a ton of Korean, Chinese, and Filipino friends.
Huh. I didn’t mention any Scottish friends, but that last comment kilt it.
Well, that’s a derp.
Coffee
This is important http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=y07ojKXItyA