I hope it feels like Monday to you, because it sure doesn’t to me. I worked all day Saturday and part of Sunday, and now I’m eager to get back to… work?
Just feels strange. Anyhow, I found these, and I like them.
This gal was later fined $20 for improper use of a keg.
If I’m reading this right, she just snatched 95 lb, might even have power-snatched it.
I saw a horror movie about this recently. It was weird.
This is a cute outfit.
I can’t balance like this. Neat trick though.
I prefer to post only pics with faces, but there are limited exceptions.
Cute smile, good abs.
Now, go kick Monday’s ass. You gotta do it for me, this time, because it’ll be all I can do to just endure.
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huh?
I now consider myself motivated…
…To go back to bed. Kids are out the door, it’s raining, and the gym will still be there at 11:00.
Oh, I know. They remunerate them handsomely to take those jobs. Hubby has a college buddy that lived on a guarded compound in Malaysia in the same kind of dealio.
Oh, I know you know. My point – which I didn’t really make – is that when he SIGNED on the dotted line, it was BECAUSE of the risk. He’s going to be overpaid BECAUSE there is a chance something very bad will happen to him.
Which is why … his pleas to release all the terrorists of the president make me … spit.
I would ask out 3,5 and 7
I’m tired.
I mean, i know he wants to go home to see his grandchildren, but perhaps he should have thought of that before he took the job?
In a video message posted on militant websites in December, Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahri said Weinstein would be released if the United States stopped airstrikes in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Somalia and Yemen. He also demanded the release of all Al Qaeda and Taliban suspects around the world.
Yea no. So this guy can see his grandkids? uh, no. See. you made me say it.
I didn’t want to . Now I feel bad.
I think that last one may be too young.
Don’t feel badly….he knew the risks, we don’t negotiate with terrorists, and my kids safety isn’t worth your desire to see your grandkids.
How’s that for harsh?
Also, SUCK IT OLD MAN!
She looked college-age to me, but I’m getting to the point where 16-25 is a blurry spectrum.
From previous thread –
There are five times as many civilian contractors in Afghanistan as there are soldiers. Most are former soldiers in support roles with DoD contractors (running chow halls, repairing vehicles, installing and building)
Yep. And the money is good because it’s risky. Which is why folks take the job. Or, because after getting out of the army, normal life state-side seems to be missing something. My bil has a bit of that.
I wouldn’t depend on Obama to save my ass in any situation.
She looked college-age to me, but I’m getting to the point where 16-25 is a blurry spectrum.
Having kids in that age range is bring it back into focus.
She looks high school to me.
I wouldn’t depend on Obama to save my ass in any situation.
words to live by. You know what I mean.
Leon – did you see I mentioned that my cousin’s wife’s sister was a competitor at the national crossfit dealio. She is very muscular.
I did, that’s neat. If you have a picture I can put it up next week
She has a belly piercing. Presumably that means at least 18.
I’m glad I got to visit Sarkozy’s France. I wonder how long it’ll be ’till they loot Versaille again.
I don’t really know HER. I don’t know if I could/should put a public picture up here.
She has a belly piercing. Presumably that means at least 18.
Or she had the permission of a parent and is over 16. Either way, she’s not naked, so I’m not worried about it. I can swap it out if anyone’s offended. I have no way to check her ID, sadly
I’ll put one in the media file and link it. Less public. That would be ok, I think.
I was mostly joking, Car in. If you send me photos I promise to keep them to myself unless XBrad bribes me.
Here you go. I’ll call this “Strong Butt”.
Hawt. Just that one pic tells me a lot.
Her left ankle and right elbow get squiggy sometimes. Looking at her calves/hams I’ll bet she can squat 185# or more, ditto for deadlift.
Also, I wish I could use chalk.
I picked my 3rd scotch bonnet this week. I did not plant a garden this year but my peppers are growing in spite of my neglect.
I found parsely in my yard yesterday. The chickens loved it.
Her sister (my cousin’s wife) was a college gymnast. She effed up her ankle /foot so badly that she is still – at age 40 – undergoing surgeries trying to correct it all. They’ve taken off one toe, and she recently had another surgery that I think i going south. Pins, etc.
While I’m jealous of her sister’s accomplishment, I’m not into that dealo. Extreme lifting that obviously i taking a bit of a toll on her body. No thanks.
At least, I think that was yesterday.
Buffs are the FRIENDLIEST COOLEST CHICKENS EVER. I’m just saying. Next year you have to get a few
They really are just so curious and friendly.
I have 12 now, I’m not sure I’ll need more until these hit menopause.
Well, I see it’s ugly ass tranny Monday again, other than the last girl, whom I’m sure was included by mistake.
the operative phrase there is that you have 12 NOW.
I started with 12 first year. Two turned into roosters. Racoons got a couple. dogs got a couple.
Things happen.
Work time.
I mean, i know he wants to go home to see his grandchildren, but perhaps he should have thought of that before he took the job?
I rather doubt he had any editorial control over the content of these messages. If they wanted him to come out and sing ‘Karma Chameleon,’ he would have to do it.
And I do appreciate the work these guys do in war zones. I merely said you could not pay me enough to do it.
Also, I make a distinction between the war zone people and the ones that just go to these hostile (but non-war zone) countries on their own. I don’t know why I make a distinction but I feel one, somehow.
Bill Whittle nails it, and it really isn’t just about the “dog” issue, it’s more about his past and who he is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aopwcn-N1E&feature=youtu.be
If they wanted him to come out and sing ‘Karma Chameleon,’ he would have to do it.
OK,OK, we’ll release them. Just. Don’t. Sing.
Of course his comments on tape were scripted.
America does not (should not) negotiate with terrorists. If we start negotiating with kidnappers it will quickly devolve into the CF that is Mexico (South America), where anyone with any money has to hire body guards to fend off the bustling kidnapping trade.
Morning
I suppose I should give him a break for his “pleas.” It just kinda struck a nerve.
My last nerve, I guess.
Morning Cyn!
Whatcha doin’ today?
Morning, peeps!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gDhR1R3S0s
It’s also laughable that Obama would consider helping him out.
He’s awfully busy trying to save college students from that crippling debt.
Buck Ofama!
Hiya Mare! At the moment, I think I’m still sleeping with my eyes open! You have a busy day planned?
Hmmm. Nothing on the lefty blogs about it.
Wonder if “Screw them” Moulitsas learned his lesson?
It’s raining.
Booooo
I am doing last minute check lists for being gone on a longish trip (close to 7 weeks). Have to return a few things, forward the mail, clean the house, it’s all good though. And it happens to be a pretty day so, BONUS!
“Wonder if “Screw them” Moulitsas learned his lesson?”
Huh, that could be interesting considering his mouthy past with regard to kidnappers.
Are you going to Afghanistan, Mare?
The U.S. is deploying The Mare. Those fuckers are in deep shit.
Assolutely not. However, this would be a good time to remind everyone that we are still losing soldiers over there. Prayers for our guys and gals over there are always in order.
The Mare
oooOOO, they’re in for it now.
I’ll say one thing, I’d be court martialed for not following engagement guidelines.
I think this is pretty neat:
http://tinyurl.com/dxugwbw
It appears xbrad’s lifestyle has encouraged entrepreneurs.
http://tinyurl.com/6wqlfoa
So will you be checking in perodically on your Mare World Tour 2012™?
Good article, mare. And they wonder why the 2nd Amendment is important to people.
Do you guys know anything about this?
http://tinyurl.com/6ltfxkb
Yes, although I’ve considered “checking out” of society (meaning not following the news blogs or any blogs) to mellow out and be one of the ignorantly blissful masses. But then….I’d miss you guys.
Where are you going, Mare?
Hawaii.
I promise
tonot to stalk you.“I am doing last minute check lists for being gone on a longish trip (close to 7 weeks).”
If you behave they might let you out early.
HA! Anyone who believes witness protection will let me go for 7 weeks is crazy!
Some young woman came into the inn yesterday to apply for a housekeeping position. HotBride told her she wasn’t hiring at the moment, but would be when things get busier in June.
The woman blew her brains out with a shotgun last night.
whoa
Comment by mare on May 7, 2012 10:12 am
” But then….I’d miss you guys”
oy Mare you mean even me??
Ugh, that’s awful news, HS.
Yeah, her mother-in-law has been working at the inn for years and years. Timing just wasn’t right. Job probably had nothing to do with it, but you have to wonder.
Of course Krow!
Sounds like the poor girl was really going through a lot of stuff!
I wouldn’t be too hard on the old guy pleading for his life. Even servicemembers are taught to resist to the best of their ability, but if you have to, do what you gotta do to survive.
I’m pretty sure he recognizes that the US isn’t going to accept his pleas. But it does give a little proof of life, if nothing else.
that po child had other demons on her trail than just unemployment
i will light a candle for her, ‘Spur
Oh, dear, that IS awful, Hotspur.
How’s Hotbride?
that’s horrible, Hotspur. A lot of desperation out there, though. Money woes only makes depression worse.
I wouldn’t be too hard on the old guy pleading for his life. Even servicemembers are taught to resist to the best of their ability, but if you have to, do what you gotta do to survive.
I know I shouldn’t have xbrad. It just struck a nerve.
HotBride is shaken, but doesn’t think there’s anything she could have done.
Where’s that whore Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/76mvah9
I’ll take flexi-girl for the win, and the last one is definitely college age, you can tell by the crappy furniture that is not her mother’s house.
Oh and good morning, I see France surrendered again. To itself.
afternoon all. I’m giggling to myself right now cause someone from my college on study abroad is complaining about actually having to do well on tests because they don’t get any homework or participation grades.
Man, I should have taken a study abroad.
Poor Pupster…
http://tinyurl.com/7jgnxkh
Good morning, gender benders.
rain rain rain
Well, racists, get ready to jettison Romney as your candidate. Turned out he was arrested, for DISORDERLY CONDUCT!
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/05/romney_arrested_in_1981_fordisorderly_conduct.html
I think I got a woody after reading that. Well done Mittens!
HS I feel bad for Hotbride. I also condemn myself for wondering if the woman played football.
I condemn myself for smirking at Oso’s comment.
And Cyn’s woody.
http://www.oldwoodies.com/
Oh goodness, I missed that upthread. Please give Hotbride a hug, just because.
After the election in France, I am more committed than ever to supporting Mitt/Whomever is deemed the Republican candidate. Just listening to Stu Varney on FNC and what’s going to happen in France makes me almost fearful for what will happen if Obama wins a second term. It just cannot happen.
Need an appetite suppressant?
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/05/07/pant-suits-goes-au-naturale/
That’s awful, HS. Be there for your lovely wife and do your best to help her through this.
Get your tomatoes ready…but maybe… I think… she actually looks… better without all that heavy make-up.
Okay. Hit me.
Cyn, that was how I felt last Friday when the unemployment numbers came out.
Committed, I am. I may not even have to have a stiff drink before I vote for Romney.
HS, how awful – prayers for all concerned up there.
Hotter ‘n Hell down here in Tejas – the banks in town at my FIL’s were reading over 100 degrees when we were there this weekend; that’s HOT for this time of year!
No drink, no holding-of-the-nose, nope. Even if there’s some kind of weird time-space-continuum tearing and Nor Luap gets the nomination, I’m All In on ABO. All In.
Julia’s circle of life:
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2012/05/julias-circle-of-life.html
Heh – George Will lays the hammer down on Barky (apologies in advance if this has already made the rounds):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kX_npmShRU&feature=player_embedded
2 hour workout today. Dishes are washed, dried and put up and the 2nd load is in the washer.
Raining like a sumbish here too.
“Incontinent in his verbiage”
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA*snort*HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Well, Shakespeare, he’s in the alley
With his pointed shoes and his bells
Speaking to some French girl
Who says she knows me well. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ9LDBEtKK4
Pupster gets past NetNanny:
http://cheezburger.com/6120365568
Obama stimulating the economy in NY, using the Secret Service:
http://www.capitalnewyork.com/article/politics/2012/05/5858245/albany-welcome-obama
(L to R) Wiser, DinT
http://tinyurl.com/c4tp8ny
That must be an old gif. Dave doesn’t have his eyepatch.
Where the heck is everybody?!
The newest entry in the Feminists’ “You aren’t allowed to do that!” notebook of grievances:
http://wyblog.us/blog/feminists/no-boys-in-field-hockey.html
Me doing a video pleading for my life in a Pakistani prison:
http://tinyurl.com/7u6sup8
I’m here, MCPO
“HS I feel bad for Hotbride. I also condemn myself for wondering if the woman played football.”
HAHAHA…A true HOSTAGE comment….WELL DONE!
Chief, I’m buried under Dachshunds that don’t like the wind. Stupid 40+ mph gusts.
Let the festivities begin!
…..for the fourth consecutive year, we are pleased once more to inaugurate this annual festival of fun, quoting the immortal words of our charter:
http://theothermccain.com/2012/05/07/national-offend-a-feminist-week-2012/
Thanks, Mare. I found kindred souls at the H2.
I’m with Cyn, I don’t care who is running on the ticket across from Obama. I’m running, not walking to the polls and although I may be drinking while I do it (because I like drinking not because of the candidate), I will pull that lever and loudly state, “SCREW YOU, OBAMA!!”
I’m here VVVV
http://izismile.com/2012/05/07/hilarious_wtf_photos_from_twitter_part_2_48_pics.html
you think you’re tough?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140803/Hero-soldier-returned-Taliban-shot-head-lost-piece-skull.html
Well, everyone except Dave. The eyepatch is a game changer.
That was humbling, Jay.
It sure was, Mare.
The room is dusty again.
Had to take an hour or so to trim the hedge from hell.
Or as I now like to call it, the stumps in the front courtyard.
*gives Brad a cold one*
Guess what the retired cat burglar feared most?
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/eewou/iama_retired_cat_burglar_ama/
Seems like someone could have used a chainsaw katana, huh aggie?
Just listen, except for Carin. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRKqfrct070
Damn skippy, J’Ames.
Weird. I can’t see shit out of my right eye (I see light, and some motion) because of the gas bubble in it, but up very close to it, within a half inch, it’s like a supermagnifying glass. I can see tiny specs on my glasses, little scratches on the edge of the lens.
Howdy, Dave! How are you doing today?
I’m good. I took the rakish looking eye patch off today cause it was fucking with my balance. I don’t see as well when it’s not covered, but I feel better. How’r you?
Dave – Other than the drops, what is the therapy for your recovery?
My day’s pretty good. Took a machete to the loquat tree out back, and helped a friend move furniture, and then took a kid to a dental appointment, and then…
Shit. I forgot to drink my afternoon coffee….
>> Other than the drops, what is the therapy for your recovery?
I have to stop… you know. Other than that, just the drops.
Flying?
Yeah, that too. Can’t fly for 2 months
http://is.gd/Zz9HXn
I have to stop… you know.
And how did Wiser take it??
*leaves very low hanging fruit*
AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hi!
Hows the cheetos?
I can tell Teresa never reads my links.
Cheetos are good, WP
I have to stop… you know.
Mr. TiFW has one of those “movement” meters that he attaches to his belt every day, to let him know how much “exercise” he is getting.
One morning, he joked that he was thinking about trying a certain hand motion, just to see how much “credit” he could get for it.
I was laughing so hard, I couldn’t smack him upside the head…..
Mare lets get drunk and screw………….Obumbler at the polls
Oh, crud, Mare – when did you link that article?
*blushes profusely, hangs head, slinks off*
Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on May 7, 2012 5:07 pm
I have to stop… you know.
Mr. TiFW has one of those “movement” meters that he attaches to his belt every day, to let him know how much “exercise” he is getting.
One morning, he joked that he was thinking about trying a certain hand motion, just to see how much “credit” he could get for it.
i smell a nobel prize
*looks upthread, sees that Mare linked same post at 10:00 a.m.*
Um…..I have a doctor’s note.
(Really – I had a 9:45 appointment; Mr. TiFW took me there, so he can vouch for me!)
MARE!!! WE NEED THIS!!!
http://www.perpetualkid.com/bottle-bouquet-wine-glass-holder.aspx
What’s wrong with the plastic cups you bring home from sporting events?
1%ers.
Those you can stack, J’Ames. Sheesh…
I agree Aggie, but I want one that holds more bottles less glasses.
I want one that holds more bottles less glasses
I’ll make a call…
I would give anything for a President to stop funding and encourage an “out of Country” movement for the UN. Biggest waste of taxpayers’ money.
http://tinyurl.com/d2ftnos
The UN groups set up to monitor human rights and womens rights are the biggest joke since Biden stated he and Hillary will run in 2016.
Ok. Where are my kids?
Has anyone seen my Mare costume?
http://tinyurl.com/75k44cz
I’m about to blow my stack. They are not here, at school. Yet I recieved no instructions that anything was different today. I will kill them if they’ve been inconsiderate.
I’m about to blow my stack.
*changes name to “my stack”*
Rosetta’s already drunk.
Well done, Rosetta!
Comment by LC Aggie Sith on May 7, 2012 5:20 pm
MARE!!! WE NEED THIS!!!
http://www.perpetualkid.com/bottle-bouquet-wine-glass-holder.aspx
Whatever happened to swigging directly out of the bottle?
(And from the look of that sucker, you’re gonna be expected to share your wine with 5 other people – which won’t happen if they see you chugging…..)
Link a picture of your child, fat man!
Rosetta, left (if the douche had hair)
http://tinyurl.com/6qpksja
*it’s official:Teresa hates my comments and never reads them!
Rosetta’s already drunk.
Well done, Rosetta!
I’m drunk on life!
Link a picture of your child, fat man!
Make me, tubby!
We should have a poat each week dedicated to hot women. The trannies and cows need some competition.
I like the cut of this one’s jib:
http://tinyurl.com/7gcvwaq
We should have a poat each week dedicated to hot women. The trannies and cows need some competition.
Don’t pick on me and Mare, dickweed.
HAHAHA….ASS!
Whatever happened to swigging directly out of the bottle?
Well, I don’t always drink with just Hostages. Sometimes I have to pretend to have manners.
Oh, I wasn’t picking on mare.
HA! Rosetta got his fat butt spanked!
Oh, I wasn’t picking on mare.
I’ll fucking cut you.
Dammit ROsie, we need a Floyd or Henry Poat
All right gwardammit. I’ll do a new Henry and Floyd poat.
WAIT 40 MINUTES YOU DICK!
Aggie is a Gentlewoman and a scholar
thats MR dick to you
thats MR dick to you
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
*smooch*
Cute puppeh pic, Mare!
(See? Sometimes I read your comments!)
(See? Sometimes I read your comments!)
Well, okay then.
Sometimes I have to pretend to have manners.
That’s the best part about being over 50 – you can actually convince some people that you have early-onset Alzheimer’s, and get away with just about anything…..
Did Car in find her kids and kill them yet?
Rosetta, the director called and he wants you to star in the sequel to Sucker Punch.
some of those chics are pretty scary and not at all attractive.
some of those chics are pretty scary and not at all attractive.
H8r.
Has anyone here read 50 Shades of Grey? Is it any good or just Mommy porn?
Mommy porn.
All the mom’s from facebook are reading it.
AND, Peel came and told us it is actually fan-lit. I think after the Twighlight series? I’m trying to remember, but I’m not sure. They changed the names to publish.
New poat of extreme awesomeness.
someall ofthosethese chics are pretty scary and not at all attractive.