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FURST!!
My God I’m fucking awesome.
This just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.
*kicks Rosetta in the ass, gets houseslipper stuck*
Hiya Rosie
No swimming for Dave for a while.
But if that was Rosetta paddling by I’d jump on his face and keep my eye shut tight.
So funny. But as the eldest of 5, damn the memories.
Yannow how you put a bag over a cast on your arm when you shower, so you don’t get it wet? You should swim with a bag on your head, Dave.
I hope neither of those kids ate within the last half hour.
*puts on Swimming Cramp Awareness ribbon*
*kicks Cyn in the poon, a midget fireman falls out*
Hello Cyn.
Shaddap Dave.
*burns Sean’s house down*
I think a little pee came out I’m laughing so damn hard!!!!! This is what I need lots and lots of funneh!
What game should we play today?
*puts a bag on my head and kicks Rosetta in the punani*
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I didn’t see that earlier. Cock.
Cramp Awareness Ribbon
HAHA! http://tinyurl.com/yfrhczm
What game should we play today?
Ask Dr. Rosetta.
I’ma play “rest my eyes like a good patient”
*waves to Rosetta* somebody catch him up on shit, thanks! BYE
I didn’t see that earlier. Cock.
Orly?
http://youtu.be/XF7b_MNEIAg
The Doctor is in. Go ahead caller. What’s your fucking question?
*burns Sean’s house down*
Hey, now I don’t have to vacuum.
Or do I have to vacuum a lot more?
Orly?
http://youtu.be/XF7b_MNEIAg
HA! That made me lol in my pants.
Dear Dr. Rosetta,
How do you deal with relatives who still love Obama and plan to vote for him again? Do I:
a) take ‘em to wherever Ace is for the next hobo hunt.
2) tell ‘em the voting’s going to be split where the Republicans vote on Tuesday and Democrats vote on Wednesday.
Pi) get Lauraw to ship them to Greece
Knock, knock
Vacuumin
You have to wait until someone says Who’s there?
smellmop
Dear Dr. Rosetta,
I took my pool boy, Francisco, for a ride on my motorcycle and now the poor bastard is stuck with a permanent erection. My question is, how do I get my husband to take up motorcycle riding?
Comment by SoHoS on May 6, 2012 1:14 pm
I think a little pee came out I’m laughing so damn hard!!!!! This is what I need lots and lots of funneh!
you should see me nakkid
drive the PCH along the Oregon coast.
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Top: Everyone
HAHAHA…Cyn you deserve a separate Nobel for the caption.
Dear Dr. Rosetta,
How do you deal with relatives who still love Obama and plan to vote for him again?
Follow this 3 step process:
(1) Slap yourself for being part of a polluted gene pool
(2) Strip naked, put on a Che t-shirt, pour ice water on Che t-shirt, send me a picture
(3) Tell the offending relatives that Republicans are waging a “War on Making Toast While Taking a Bath” and let nature take its course.
NEXT QUESTION!
*hides cake and ice cream*
Hi Mare.
Dear Dr. Rosetta,
I got hit by a bus and died earlier this week. Is there a cure for that?
Note to self: Never click a link at the Hostages when people are around if you don’t have your headphones plugged in.
OHAI!
Dear Dr. Rosetta,
I took my pool boy, Francisco, for a ride on my motorcycle and now the poor bastard is stuck with a permanent erection. My question is, how do I get my husband to take up motorcycle riding?
If Francisco is being stuck with a permanent erection it sounds like your husband has already taken up motorcycle riding.
NEXT QUESTION!
Never click a link at the Hostages when people are around
if you don’t have your headphones plugged in.FTFY
Thanks Cyn!!
Dear Dr. Rosetta,
I got hit by a bus and died earlier this week. Is there a cure for that?
What kind of bus?
Dear Dr. Rosetta,
How is it possible for a fat, bald, goateed, flatulent, booze hound, dick wrangler to have such an awesome, cute son?
How the fuck should I know? I obviously didn’t see it coming.
It’s 195,000 degrees here today.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRE!!!!!
Dear Dr. Rosetta,
I was eating a steak the other day, and my steak knife fell in my lap and circumcised me. Where do I send the foreskin?
Oh, and Cyn, I thought your idea about the plastic bag over the head while swimming made a lot of sense. I’m hoping Rosetta uses that idea while watching TV, vacuuming, picking up Floyd’s turds, etc..
Dear Dr. Rosetta,
How is it possible for a fat, bald, goateed, flatulent, booze hound, dick wrangler to have such an awesome, cute son?
I didn’t know you had a son.
NEXT QUESTION!
nice to see Rosie around. I miss his “special” kind of demented humor.
Dear Dr. Rosetta,
I notice in the morning after a night of heavy drinking every time my left foot hits the ground I fart. Is this normal?
(2) Strip naked, put on a Che t-shirt, pour ice water on Che t-shirt, send me a picture
You missed the fucking feldspar pic, didn’t you.
How the fuck should I know? I obviously didn’t see it coming.
Maybe you should pay closer attention, dead man.
You know the worst part about being dead? You can only vote Democrat from then on.
I’ve been on the Al Gore/Bulimia Diet….you look at his face and it makes you sick:
http://tinyurl.com/7j9epdf
I didn’t know you had a son.
“Mom, what are you laughing at?”
“I’ll tell you when you’re 35.”
This reminds me of Dr. Rosetta: http://i.imgur.com/fh5y5.jpg
Dear Dr Rosetta
Did you get paid for your work in the seminal work of art “lemon party”?
Dear Dr. Rosetta,
I was eating a steak the other day, and my steak knife fell in my lap and circumcised me. Where do I send the foreskin?
Trick question. There is no foreskin with female circumcision.
NEXT QUESTION!
AlGore… HA!
*barfs*
Thank you! http://is.gd/UaVPqm
You missed the fucking feldspar pic, didn’t you.
Snoozer Loozer.
Dear Dr. Rosetta,
Does this look infected to you?
This reminds me of Dr. Rosetta
http://tinyurl.com/7697jg6
Dear Dr. Rosetta,
I notice in the morning after a night of heavy drinking every time my left foot hits the ground I fart. Is this normal?
This is a common misconception associated with heavy drinking. When your left foot hits the ground and you hear a fart, it’s not you. You stepped on Mare and she pooed herself.
NEXT QUESTION!
Dear Dr Rosetta
Did you get paid for your work in the seminal work of art “lemon party”?
We haven’t been properly introduced. Please describe yourself in graphic detail and then I’ll answer your question.
Dear Dr. Rosetta,
Have you ever treated yourself for an STD or do you see another doctor for that?
Dear Dr. Rosetta,
Does this look infected to you?
Yes. Suicide will quickly become your friend.
NEXT QUESTION!
You know the worst part about being dead? You can only vote Democrat from then on.
It’s kind of nice not being a racist anymore.
*puts FORWARD bumper sticker on hearse*
Dear Dr. Rosetta,
Have you ever treated yourself for an STD or do you see another doctor for that?
I’ve only had one STD and that was after you and I had chandelier monkey sex that one time. I had to go see this guy.
http://tinyurl.com/6vbwqm6
I told you guys not to screw chandelier monkeys.
They’re just regular filthy old monkeys, you know. Not special.
*puts FORWARD bumper sticker on hearse*
Hahahahaha. Hold on for the world’s best photoshop.
brb
*shoots monkey off my chandelier*
how the fuck do they keep getting in??
*ignores huge holes in screen windows*
HAHAHA! Well done, Dr. Rosetta, but I thought for sure you’d have gone to see this guy: http://tinyurl.com/7fz4ku8
Off to do chores.
Here’s Obama’s latest hashtag for the cool kids on our side to have fun batting around:
#readytogo
“I didn’t know you had a son.”
Lame, step it up, Rosetta.
Dear Dr. Rosetta:
Is there surgery available to reduce the size of my penis, so that I do not scare women?
What about track lighting lorises?
This post has been updated like Cyn after the 4th labiaplasty.
What about track lighting lorises?
I hear you have to wear a cup with those dirty mutherfuckers.
#readytogo
Obama declared war on Togo?
Lame, step it up, Rosetta.
You’re not my real mom.
Nice work with the mad phat p’shopping skillz.
This post has been updated like Cyn after the 4th labiaplasty.
Jesus, Cyn, you should look for a doctor who’s better with Photoshop.
Nice work with the mad phat p’shopping skillz.
Thanks.
http://tinyurl.com/437kdyt
I know, right?! Especially since it’s only my third!
Sean, the monkeys that hang out on tracklighting are indeed ‘different.’
Just noticed in Rosetta’s update: the skeleton hand in the rear window. JoeBiden? HA!
Dear Dr. Rosetta:
Is there surgery available to reduce the size of my penis, so that I do not scare women?
If your penis size is reduced anymore you’ll have an enormous vagine.
If you don’t want to scare women try not sucking on big black dildos in public.
NEXT QUESTION!
Just noticed in Rosetta’s update: the skeleton hand in the rear window. JoeBiden? HA!
HA! I didn’t notice that.
Hold on. I though of something new to add to the photoshop.
BRB
If that kid in that gif were mine, I would beat it’s ass.
Dear Dr. Rosetta,
I never thought these letters were real, until what happened to me this weekend.
I was cooking breakfast in nothing but a dingy bathrobe covered with dog hair, when there was a knock at the door.
Went to answer the door, and there stood two of the most gorgeous poolboys I had ever seen. They were wearing toolbelts full of sex toys and lube guns.
They asked for directions to ‘Meesus Rosetta house’ so I sent them over to your place.
Sean, the monkeys that hang out on tracklighting are indeed ‘different.’
http://tinyurl.com/7zbj546
New photoshop update.
Dear Dr. Rosetta,
How many shots of Jagermeister must I consume before Juan Williams makes sense?
Dear Dr. Rosetta,
I never thought these letters were real, until what happened to me this weekend.
I was cooking breakfast in nothing but a dingy bathrobe covered with dog hair, when there was a knock at the door.
Went to answer the door, and there stood two of the most gorgeous poolboys I had ever seen. They were wearing toolbelts full of sex toys and lube guns.
They asked for directions to ‘Meesus Rosetta house’ so I sent them over to your place.
She and Henry are in Florida visiting one of her friends for a few days. Did you send them there?
I didn’t think so.
http://tinyurl.com/35rhgg3
Dear Dr. Rosetta,
How many shots of Jagermeister must I consume before Juan Williams makes sense?
That many shots would kill you.
sweet jebus, monkey ass licking in china
Henry is scoping the pool babes
krow, how did you stumble across this dump?
rosie
Krow = WPDunn74136
Juan Williams’ family really should sue the doctors that amputated his brain.
Dear Dr. Rosetta,
What should I bring to Lapeerlooza?
rosie
Krow = WPDunn74136
Oh stupid Dunn. Did you also change your gender or just your name?
And happy Sunday to you.
So you’re bach’ing for a few days, Rosetta? What a treat. Seriously. A break from the family is always good for recharging the batteries.
Howdy y’all!
Hi Oso.
Just funny out of nowhere: http://i.imgur.com/GCXDj.gif
just the name, altho Cyn has my marbles in a jar
Hi Osita. Thought of you yesterday when my stepmom retired from Walmart. Dad sold his house, so he was able to pay off the mortgage. (Wells Fargo screwed up the closing, but that’s another story.) I don’t know how many years she worked there, but it was at least 10.
Roamy, my hubby is going to the shareholders meeting later this month. 4 fun filled days in Arkansas. I hope your step enjoys her retirement.
Dear Dr. Rosetta,
What should I bring to Lapeerlooza?
Hahahaha. You set ‘em up and I’ll knock ‘em down.
You better bring a couple of arc reactors, a fire hose, the most recent copy of LatexLife, 15 boxes of wine, an M134 minigun, 150,000 rounds of ammo, a nicely scented candle, 7 Engllish bulldogs, some gum, a trampoline, 11 unsharpened #2 pencils, 2 spades, a couple of shovels, some plastic cups, a Che shirt, ice water, a black Ferrari F40, 1 palette of Depends, some blue yarn, 1 knitting needle, 7 gay alpacas, a Jew, a Wonder Woman costume, 3 gallons of puce paint, a giant Sugar Daddy candy bar, some sluts, a nice pair of comfortable shoes, a copy of Liberace’s greatest hits, hair gel, a liger, the entire Edward Penishands library on VHS, some chocolate and a piece of string.
So you’re bach’ing for a few days, Rosetta? What a treat. Seriously. A break from the family is always good for recharging the batteries.
Yes. It’s me and Floyd the pig until Tuesday. However I think I’ve started to get used to chaos because I miss little stinky. And I miss Henry too.
Is anyone else starting to think that Romney may have played the primary pretty well?
When you get the staunch conservatives out of the room and you put him next to Obama, he looks like Barry Goldwater.
Hello?
http://tinyurl.com/7blkqhx
Oh shit. Did the Rapture just happen?
hahahaha pats Rosie on the head
I’ve been pretty impressed with the Romney general campaign so far. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and rapid reaction to every Obama misstep. No serious gaffes so far.
Sohita Mobetta, tell me a funny story.
Hey Teresa or Andy.
Has anyone looked into a link between autism and neonicotinoids?
The crap is in our food, it’s killing bees, its harmful to developing brains and we started using it in the early 90′s, right when autism rates start to climb.
Huh http://ginobean.wordpress.com/2012/03/29/could-there-be-a-link-between-neonicotinoids-and-autism-3/
Ok Rosie here is a good one:
Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, “Why have you done this to me?” And the snake answered, “Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake.”
I’ve been pretty impressed with the Romney general campaign so far. Jobs, jobs, jobs, and rapid reaction to every Obama misstep. No serious gaffes so far.
I agree. And he and his team are more aggressive at criticizing Obama and his record than McCain even thought about.
I mean this in a very specific sense because a prisoner of war can’t ever be considered a pussy in general but when it came to bringing the political fight to Obama, McCain was like that woman who has two vaginas.
France is screwed.
Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, “Why have you done this to me?” And the snake answered, “Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake.”
http://tinyurl.com/86tyyg9
John Stossel is on Fox, talking about how stupid regulations weigh us down. I want to have his babies and make him sammiches.
France is screwed.
The cheering you hear is Greece and Spain. France just decided to become the biggest piece of fucked up shit since the last time they were the biggest piece of fucked up shit.
I have NO IDEA what is going on in the world. I think I will have to stream fox news on my computer tonight to at least find out wtf is happening. DD and I have decided to bite the bullet and get Comcrap. UGH
I like that when Romney is attacking Obama, he does it with a smile. Sunny optimism, not frothy anger, is a good way to get the swing vote.
Looks like a bunch of wealthy French people will be moving to England.
Yeah, Scott. Now’s a good time to start re-reading Euro history from the 1930s.
I like that when Romney is attacking Obama, he does it with a smile.
That, and he’s using facts. “Where are the jobs?” Pointing out Ayers, Rev. Wright, etc. isn’t going to work any better this time.
Speaking of re-reading Euro history from the 1930′s, I’m reading “The Archbishop Wore Combat Boots”. Hannan was attending seminary in Rome during the Mussolini days. He and the rest of the American seminarians left Italy in 1939 on the SS Manhattan, where they were followed by a Nazi U-boat all the way to American waters.
Yeah, having his Op-Ed in the CPD on the day of Obama’s “campaign kickoff” was pretty slick. Minor detail, but smart move.
Lisa Rina looks like a incontinent raccoon
Looks like a bunch of wealthy French people will be moving to England.
I read an article the other day that speculated if Hollande won, in the next year France would become a lot poorer and more Muslim.
What the fuck could go wrong?
Les imbéciles.
you know henry is SOOOO inconsiderate being so cute and snazzy , and having Rosetta for a dad
Lisa Rina looks like a incontinent raccoon
How do you know what an incontinent raccoon looks like?
Worst prom ever.
I think this also shows that Romney is organized. Gingrich, Santorum, and Perry failing to get on the Virginia ballot did not give me warm fuzzies.
Left, your mom…..
http://tinyurl.com/c6ue62w
Rosetta, true story, working in nashville he had ‘coons all over the apt complex
and they all looked like lisa renna
Left, your mom…..
http://tinyurl.com/c6ue62w
So much awesomeness in that pic
hahahah,,,Yeah the right side of the picture is interesting too.
Look at the size of that crowd! ~~ scroll down a bit…
http://tinyurl.com/7doh6cn
Heh… it’s 3a.m.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/59013527@N00/7149224819/
Scott, I find it hard to believe that American Ingenuity™ cannot find some safe, (organic even) way to reduce pesticide use on our food.
you know henry is SOOOO inconsiderate being so cute and snazzy , and having Rosetta for a dad
He loves me. And I know that because of the gifts he makes for me in his Pampers.
Left, your mom…..
http://tinyurl.com/c6ue62w
Eww. Exposed FUPA.
Rosetta, true story, working in nashville he had ‘coons all over the apt complex
and they all looked like lisa renna
I bet Harry Hamlin has those rubber straps with hooks on them to keep the lids on his trash cans.
Heh. From this BBC article:
http://tinyurl.com/c5vgx9t
“The socialist candidate has promised to raise taxes on big corporations and people earning more than 1m euros a year.”
If the Romney campaign doesn’t tattoo that on their foreheads I will be sorely disappointed.
Comment by Rosetta on May 6, 2012 4:11 pm
you know henry is SOOOO inconsiderate being so cute and snazzy , and having Rosetta for a dad
He loves me. And I know that because of the gifts he makes for me in his Pampers.
greater love no one can show…..
and there is the added bonus of the incredibly hawt Mrs Rosie
Ha… a little further on in the same guy’s photo stream from Xbrad’s link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/59013527@N00/7129571423
I got this from The Jawa Report, who got if from The Rightscoop:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX9FSZJu448&feature=player_embedded
If anyone needs inspiration for anything, I hope this helps.
Heh. From this BBC article:
http://tinyurl.com/c5vgx9t
…
If the Romney campaign doesn’t tattoo that on their foreheads I will be sorely disappointed.
OMG that’s better than a stick of Beemans!
Mare, it’s in our food. The bees are exposed to it when they are fed corn syrup.
Ha… a little further on in the same guy’s photo stream from Xbrad’s link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/59013527@N00/7129571423
That’s fucking excellent. Added to the post.
I don’t know who came up with that but I like the cut of his jib.
Scott, it gets there from being added:
“USDA produce testing has found imidacloprid [a neonicotinoid insecticide] on 23 kinds of fruits and vegetables, including apples, peaches, broccoli and blueberries.”
greater love no one can show…..
and there is the added bonus of the incredibly hawt Mrs Rosie
Concur x 2
krowDunn, are you married? Do you have a children?
That’s fucking excellent. Added to the post.
Good call, man-lezzie.
Vegetarians are killing themselves.
What the Holder is this Obama?
Was there a Henry picture link here that I missed?
hahahaha…I almost missed one of Rosetta’s lists…my personal favorites.
hahaha
….a palette of Depends
….a liger
and you always include gum.
That was very moving, Mare; I had to turn off the music. Good for that dude to tell doctors to FOAD.
I got this from The Jawa Report, who got if from The Rightscoop:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX9FSZJu448&feature=player_embedded
My God…is that real?
Yeah, and didn’t he look amazing at the very end?
Was there a Henry picture link here that I missed?
I haven’t see one.
If only there were a place where you could put pictures for your friends to peruse… hmmmmm.
*coughStartAFacebookAccountPleaseRosettacough* TYIA
Rosetta, I was wondering that myself, and of course I don’t know, but at least there are pictures of his “before,” if in fact it’s him.
and you always include gum.
You’re very perceptive for a Holstein.
Holstein?
JEW COW!!
http://tinyurl.com/2g3agqr
*coughStartAFacebookAccountPleaseRosettacough* TYIA
There is a better chance of you meeting Henry on the Mars for drinks and a swim in an infinity pool of red dust.
Happy Sunday, you hate-filled, middle class killing, racist Rethuglicans!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkjv9SscotY
Rosetta, I was wondering that myself, and of course I don’t know, but at least there are pictures of his “before,” if in fact it’s him.
There were a couple of things in that video that made me think it might be fake but I decided to be a big boy and go ahead and assume it’s real and cry.
There’s nothing wrong with a good cry.
MCPO, did you smack at small balls with sticks today?
There is a better chance of you meeting Henry on the Mars for drinks and a swim in an infinity pool of red dust.
So there *IS* a chance!! Wooo Hooo!!
Do you have a Picasa or some other account set up for us to check out?
I just set up a free account at Imgur not long ago where I can dump pics and share them. It was free and it didn’t cost nothing.
Rosie – Yes I did. . . way too many times.
Rosie – Yes I did. . . way too many times.
Did you at least take some old fart’s social security check so that he has to eat cat food for a month?
Elisha @ThisGirlisRight
Carla Bruni just opened an http://eHarmony.com account.
Great tune, Chief
Cyn?
http://tinyurl.com/86zkx5d
Yes
Scott – that is seriously funny!
I’m getting outside for awhile. See you people later.
So there *IS* a chance!! Wooo Hooo!!
Listen. This is why other women hate you. You’re already smoking hot on fire like the blazing heat from a trillion white-hot suns. When you quote Dumb and Dumber it’s fucking overwhelming for other chicks so you might want to cut that out.
Do you have a Picasa or some other account set up for us to check out?
I’ve never heard of Picasa and no.
I just set up a free account at Imgur not long ago where I can dump pics and share them. It was free and it didn’t cost nothing.
That’s awesome.
http://tinyurl.com/3vy9u7t
Hahahaha. There is a website called “Imgur’?
Hahahahahaha.
Rosie – Lost $3 today.
Cyn if you spend any time on twitter at all you must follow Elisha.
She is the funniest woman.
Rosie – Lost $3 today.
That sucks. Did you cheat?
That sucks. Did you cheat?
On my first wife or the golf course?
Scott – honestly, I would not be a bit surprised to find that a low-fat diet during pregnancy, combined with an emphasis on more grains during pregnancy, might have an effect on fetal brain development. Combine that with an emphasis on giving young babies/children LF food from the start. Fat is GOOD for you…..
Getting ready to leave for home – see y’all in a few hours!
What is her hashtag? #Elisha@twitter?
*curtseys toward Rosetta in pink dress with flowers*
Cyn if you spend any time on twitter at all you must follow Elisha.
She is the funniest woman.
I check her out, Scott, thanks.
Mare – this would be her: “@ThisGirlisRight”
Ha! I like that F-Word one.
Slu did one up in that style that says: SCOAMF
On my first wife or the golf course?
*refuses to make 19th hole joke*
Ha! I like that F-Word one.
I like that you conspicuously didn’t mention my Photoshopped hearse.
I HATE YOU!!
*runs to bedroom, slams door*
Rosie – Who is Henry wagering on in the NBA play-offs?
Oh, you did that?
Why, let me see if I can find my little gold star stickies then.
FINALLY.
Hahahaha. There is a website called “Imgur’?
Bwahahahaha! See now if you’d answer your tin-can-string-phone now and again, you’d be the hippest dude in your wing of lockdown.
*considers taunting him with sites such as Reddit, Twitter, and Youporn*
Rosie – Who is Henry wagering on in the NBA play-offs?
He has $130,000 on Blueberry flavored Puffs.
Why, let me see if I can find my little gold star stickies then.
That’s better.
Worst dad EVER!
Has anyone here watched the American scheisse film “Ides of March”?
Rosetta – No.
Sounds smutty. You might have a winner there.
I haven’t seen it though.
I haven’t seen the Ides of March, but I did enjoy the Ides of Mare.
He has $130,000 on Blueberry flavored Puffs.
Pffffft. Their defense is a fucking joke.
Don’t ever, under any circumstances whatsoever, watch “Ides of March”.
You will choke on your own vomit and I don’t mean in the good way.
From the stupid cartoonish Obama “Hope” poster to the tripe about having the rich pay their fair share, it’s all there. And that was in the first 40 minutes which is all I could stomach.
I expected the “Democrats-love-you” and “Republicans-want-to-kill-you-and-skull-fuck-your-corpse” bullshit because it’s a Hollywood movie.
I didn’t expect the ball tongue-bath Clooney’s character gives Obama.
It’s embarrassing. It’s like Ed Schultz and Markos Moulitasatisas wrote the script.
It’s an unwatchable piece of 4th grade DNC propaganda and you will lose 100 IQ points every 10 minutes you watch it.
Thank God I started watching it with close to a million IQ points.
When that Chinese guy licked that monkey’s ass, a DVD copy of “Ides of March” came out.
+ absolute zero bald heads
Pffffft. Their defense is a fucking joke.
What do you expect? They dissolve in water in 2 seconds.
Zone defense indeed.
Rosie, is that the Ryan Gosling and Clooney POS?
Rosie, is that the Ryan Gosling and Clooney POS?
Yes. It’s the worst political movie in the history of time.
Have you seen “Drive”?
Ace reviewed that steaming pile of dung not long ago and trashed it as well.
Don’t ever, under any circumstances whatsoever, watch “Ides of March”.
So, in other words, beware of that particular movie?
*ducks*
My hubby watched Drive. I’ve only seen Gosling in some Sandra Bullock movie. It was pretty good but I can’t remember the name.
krowDunn, are you married? Do you have a children?
had a SO, she left out,
children? lots and lots of godchildren
Ace reviewed that steaming pile of dung not long ago and trashed it as well.
Did he trash it for the same reason? He sometimes gets into the technical art of effective movie-making and I don’t know how “Ides of March” rates on that count.
It was just terrible. It’s like a 12 year-old decided to be a Democrat and make a movie.
It’s gorilla balls terrible.
Andy, you need to watch it and see if you agree.
Hahaha Sean!! Cyn quotes Dumb and Dumber and you go all Shakespeare on us!
Mmmmm, grilled steak and a salad for dinner.
So, in other words, beware of that particular movie?
*ducks*
The only possible reason to watch this movie is if you’re trying to get a smelly liberal chick into bed.
Which actually probably wouldn’t work anyway because if you’re not someone who loves Obama you would be covered in your own barf.
Unless the liberal chick likes that in which case you’re good to go.
http://ballsnasty.com/
cyn, i found Sohos’ pasties and your panties, you want em back?
Looks like Fowler may actually WIN a tournament!
Well, I can see why the potatoes are cowering in fear.
How be you, man-lesbian?
My hubby watched Drive. I’ve only seen Gosling in some Sandra Bullock movie. It was pretty good but I can’t remember the name.
“Drive” is a very good movie. Floyd and I recommend it highly.
i think i would buy Floyd a beer
How be you, man-lesbian?
Extremely good. And I owe you a long-form letter written with quill pen which I promise to write soon.
How are you and the other Aleuts up there?
Fowler wins in a playoff. N-i-c-e.
Rosie, have you made Floyd watch Where the Red Fern Grows? My dogs like the remake better than the original.
had a SO, she left out,
children? lots and lots of godchildren
Sorry to hear about (A) if you are. Happy about (B).
An Floyd would drink the beer because that’s how he rolls.
He’s a good pig.
btw Rosie, if you need a babysitter for floyd im free
Pick this up at 1:56. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCOn4Gmj4T0
Rosie, have you made Floyd watch Where the Red Fern Grows? My dogs like the remake better than the original.
Is that ginger porn? I don’t know if Floyd likes that.
Extremely good. And I owe you a long-form letter written with quill pen which I promise to write soon.
Quill pens are tough. Those damn birds don’t like to sit still.
A fountain pen works better. Besides, too many people have shirts without ink stains around the pocket these days.
How are you and the other Aleuts up there?
It is sunny and 60 whole degrees today. But the littlest Aleut has been puking since Friday night, and we don’t know why. He and Mom went to the Doc today and got some anti-nausea meds so we’ll see if he can keep what he eats for a few days.
Hmmmmmm, ginger porn!
I have a mopey semi-depressed Floyd on my hands because I think he misses his momma and his brother so I need to give him some ass kick love.
BBL
No one change their name until I return.
i think i would buy Floyd a beer
Floyd prefers Jagermeister.
That’s why Rosetta always has to go out to drink it.
Krow, I guess I missed the SO leaving. After the heart dealio or before?
Poor Floyd. Doggie depression is the worst.
>> Did he trash it for the same reason?
Yes. He was hung up on how stupid it was that they couldn’t raise the funds to get the chick an abortion.
Good evening, pederasts!
This is my third 12 hr shift in a row, but it’s been so busy I haven’t had any casual surfing time.
Bottom line for my last three shifts: Yemen is about to become a very interesting place. I have a hunch today’s strike was a harbinger of things to come. Also had to do my Physical Fitness Test this am. Probably my last one before I retire. They’ve really made that program a massive haze.
Here: http://ace.mu.nu/archives/326973.php
*Yemen is about to become a very interesting place*
But will it hurt or help Obama’s campaign?
Phat, are they pushing the online physical stuff? I’m supposed to log in and tell all, then they will tell me what I’m doing wrong with my diet and (lack of) exercise. Yeah, right, like I’ll get my program critical hardware license back by doing that. NASA’s not paying for my health insurance, so the medical center can KMA.
Yes. He was hung up on how stupid it was that they couldn’t raise the funds to get the chick an abortion.
It isn’t like the Klanned Parenthood affiliates don’t owe the Dhims a solid. Tell them their public funds are threatened, and I’m sure they’ll dispatch a Mengele with a Babyvacomatic to TCOB in a flash.
Doggie depression is the worst.
Kitty-Cat Kempf’s disease is a close second.
There is no way you could get me to see that political pos movie.
Roamie, This is Air Force specific ass-pain (I assume the other branches are the same).
It’s based on abdominal cirumference, 1.5 mile run time, push ups and sit ups.
Only nice thing I can say about Panetta/Obama is all the drone strikes. Go team USA!!
Phat – You forgot; “All gender-normed to ensure no female of average fitness gets anything less than “excellent”.
Sean, Kempf’s is a real thing?
so
the medical center canKMA.ohhhh, ohohohoh [raises hand]
I dunno, oso, I’m not a doctor. Hell, I don’t even play one on teevee.
New Romney ad. As usual, it kicks ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TKHGN8i1ia8
Phat, yeah, it’s different. This is supposed to save on the health insurance. Cholesterol of 197, you’re fine. 204, and you’re going to DIE! I am not going to take statins.
Goober passed away.
Goober passed away.
Just like my lottery picking ability, my dead pool is off by one.
OK, I’ll bite. . . Who is Goober?`
For a minute there, I thought you meant Jimmy Carter.
http://is.gd/ypgEnz
You had to know that.
Sorry, I still have no clue.
Chief, I never watched the Andy Griffith Show. I guess he was on HeeHaw and Gomer Pyle was his cousin and spun off from Andy Griffith.
I am not going to take statins.
Come on in. The medical test subject pool is fine.
Snob.
Floyd the barber?? Nothing??
It’s OK, you were probably off killing Germans or something.
It’s OK, you were probably off killing Germans or something.
Well yeah. He joined up right after they bombed Pearl Harbor.
Hi BiW, how are things in the northwet?
Actually sunny and dry today.
That means that the mold growing on all of us is drying out. That makes it ITCHY!
I have some chicken breast marinading and cabbage salad chilling in the fridge.
Life is good.
http://tinyurl.com/7umllkd
Xbrad has a dog?
What kind of marinade? Sounds good.
It is hitting 90′s here now inland the gulf is still in the 70′s so close to the coast is nice with the sea breeze
I thought MJ had the Pug?
Lowrys Herb Marinade.
Heh, Oso, saw the preview to Frankenweenie when we went to see Avengers, and thought of you. Wonder how twisted Tim Burton will make that one.
Jay, Avengers was sold out. I won’t get to see it until tomorrow. Can’t wait for Frankenweenie!!!
Preference cascade!
http://goo.gl/yf6nX
When you’ve lost Motley Crue…
Theon Greyjoy is a shit!
heh, his humiliation in the books was much better than what this is setting up to be.
Nice to see some celebs waking up to reality and growing up a bit. The most perfect anthem is now available to Romney:
Shout At
ObamaThe Devil.I send a couple of poolboys to Rosie’s and he disappears for hours.
Coincidence?
Whut?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YVt5mTkO_VY
So how fucked is France?
If he uses “Girls Girls Girls”, I see his appeal rise.
I send a couple of poolboys to Rosie’s and he disappears for hours.
Floyd was thirsty, and they were out of Jager.
So how fucked is
FranceEurope?Leon – Dominoes.
Do we change PIIGS to FPIIGS now?
Europe will die, Eurabia will ascend in its place.
Europe will die, Eurabia will ascend in its place.
The Deutchers won’t quietly submit.
The Caliphate shall rise from the ashes of the socialist, non-breeding Europeans. They will sit in their welfare-subsidized hovels awaiting the blade of their mooselimb masters.
I hear good things about Poland, do you think they can make it?
The Deutchers won’t quietly submit.
I suspect the world will roundly condemn them as racists, claim it’s another holocaust, etc. The germans also lack a good track record of stopping at just one enemy when they get rolling. Either way, this won’t end well.
Leon, I am thouroughly unamused with the fact that I will be rooting for the Deutchers.
Seems that Game of Thrones is going to make it up as they go along. Good luck with that!
The good news is that the Celtic remnant in the British Isles will likely decide they have had enough of this bullshit and they will take care of the imposing invaders.
Right there with you, BiW. Especially since their resistance is likely to look an awful lot like the bad guys in Captain America.
We have always been at war with Eurabia.
Well, chances are good that we will be pretty soon.
Leon, we will probably have to take care of some business here first.
Mitt Romney. Now, more than ever.
That’s all I’ll need at this point to vote for him.
Who’d the French surrender to this time?
Only if Mexico actually collapses. If you’re thinking we’ll ever do something about Dearbornistan, I must say I have my doubts.
Merkel is having problems with her coalition government too.
Who’d the French surrender to this time?
Greece, I think.
I assumed that the business to which BiW was referring was getting MR into the WH.
What would happen if Mexico collapsed? Interesting thought.
Champagne infused Feta.
It’s got potential
So my entire apt in now unpacked and in order. Yay! I accidentally hit my head into the wall real hard and it kinda knocked me out right into DD. I am a little bit dizzy now. Not really out but I did see stars
I assumed that the business to which BiW was referring was getting MR into the WH.
That will only enrage the perpetually entitled.
I was thinking more about ending the entitlements and brutally crushing the inevitable insurrection of the dependent classes so those who refuse to be saved will no longer be a drag on the rest of the country.
Heh Cyn
Ouch Sohos!
What would happen if Mexico collapsed? Interesting thought.
Interesting indeed. They would likely swarm the border states here. Oh goodie.
Ice and Tylenol, SohoS. I live with both.
I’m losing awakeness. I’ll try to have MMM up by 8 or so.
You should press a very cold beer to your head Sohos and consume, PRN.
/Dr. Cyn
I was thinking more about ending the entitlements and brutally crushing the inevitable insurrection of the dependent classes so those who refuse to be saved will no longer be a drag on the rest of the country.
HAWT!!
If Mexico collapsed I imagine that The US would provide support without intervening and taking over. What if we were asked?
I can see a mass exodus triggering something from congress.
Dreams of sweetness, Leon.
I should probably get a Go Bag Ready: Toothbrush, panties, ammo, sunscreen, vodka.
Ready!
where would Cyn bug out to?
I would consider a sailboat and a 90 day cruise
I think my dream bug-out location would be an island somewhere, Hawaii maybe.
Cruise to where?
Last night on the phone:
Mom: Make the mussels without the sauce tomorrow. I prefer them without tomato sauce.
Me: You don’t like them with the sauce?
Mom: No.
Me: It’s really good with tomatoes though…what if I just use some crushed tomatoes in the broth?
Mom: No, no tomato.
Tonight, dinner at Mom’s:
Mom: Meh. I liked these better with the tomato sauce.
*old-fashioned sitcom laugh track with that one loud lady*
HAH!
Hahaha lauraw!
mussels work well with white wine garlic and other herbs.
Yum!
My mom. 40th anniversary. Mom, I’d like to take you and dad out to any restaurant you want to go to in Dallas. Money is no object. Let’s celebrate.
Golden. Corral. I shit you not.
We had a fine time.
Ha Ha Ha! Oh Laura! So how many times did you stab her?
Mussels taste best with a big ribeye steak, hold the mussels.
I did the mussels in fried leek, chicken, linguica, broth & sherry, vmax and it was very good.
I knew she liked the tomato better. She was just in one of those contrary moods.
Parents. Once they get over sixty, you can’t tell them anything.
She did love the zucchini noodles though. I can see that’s going to be a favorite thing for her.
Golden Corral works Dave
Dave, my Mom would make the same call.
When we went home to bury dad, we stayed in a motel right next to a GC. Mom ate there every single day. She’s convinced Dad’s HS class to hold its reunions there.
Mail your leftovers to me Laura.
.
Please?
Cyn, the moment passed quickly and without remark from me.
I experienced one of these (!) inside my brain but no one could tell.
You just can’t beat the Chocolate Wonderfall.
Put on some clean bloomers and read this brilliant comedic work.
http://tinyurl.com/82ewccm
Choice quotes:
“Murdoch Inc. sinks deeper and deeper into crisis. His newspapers hemorrhage money.”
*snigger*
“Partisan journalism, while not my thing, has a long tradition. Though I do wonder if the folks at Fox appreciate that this genre is more European than American.”
*BWA.AA..A…*
“(It’s also true that we have sometimes been too evenhanded, giving equal time to arguments that fail a simple fact-check.)”
HEH….HEH….HEH….*cough*…HEH…
“But we try to live by a code, a discipline, that tells us to set aside our personal biases, to test not only facts but the way they add up, to seek out the dissenters and let them make their best case, to show our work.”
*wets pants*
“We aim to challenge lazy assumptions. Fox panders to them.”
*loses control of bowels*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
I can’t read anymore of that. I’m 98% certain that Tucker Carlson or the ghost of Andrew Breitbart hacked into Keller’s computer and wrote that.
Try looking at his picture as you read the article. That is seriously fucking hilarious.
*sticks a stamp to a mussel*
Writing an address on this thing is going to be a real bitch
I know this (!) sensation. I know it well.
Rosetta, is that baby shit under your fingernails?
You should do something about that.
The baby is on vacay in Florida, Dave.
So that’s…
EWWWWW
The Chocolate Waterfall can be defeated.
And since when do babies need vacations?
*waves hand in front of face*
Bill Keller: These are not the droids I’m looking for.
Bill Keller: I was looking for droids?
Bill Keller: I have a sexy voice for a droid.
Bill Keller: Mmmmmm….droid….
Bill Keller: Hey…where did these droids come from?
*waves hand in front of face*
Bill Keller: These are not the droids I’m looking for.
Bill Keller: I was looking for droids?
…….
Laura, when my sister was sick, one of her out of state friends mailed her a plastic ball about 8″ in diameter. Just wrote a quick note on it and the address in Sharpie, and had the USPS weigh it and stamp it. Made it through the mail just fine!
>> EWWWWW
whoa.
Henry is on spring break like a boss.
Rosie, is he on the west coast or east coast?
Close enough to give him a smooch?
what you do with poop is your own business.
my bad.
The Chocolate Waterfall can be defeated.
We were meant to succumb.
I will protect him from MJ.
That Bill Keller fellow seems to have some sour grapes issues or something. Wow.
GC staff gets irritated when you stick a waterglass under the Chocolate Wonderfall.
>> We were meant to succumb.
*performs the perfect flanking maneuver*
There is no GC in Vegas. My mom had to settle for Bellagio buffet. We still tease my brother about it.
Henry should be fine around MJ. He’s one of MJ’s kind.
It drives my mom fucking crazy that GC has commercials on here ALL the time. But the nearest one is like 75 miles away.
*stabs Dave’s flank with a dried zucchini noodle and continues lunging toward the Wonderfall*
It made mom happy.
So I was happy. *shrugs* I have to go put eye drops in my head and go to sleeps. Goodnight ya bunch of goobers.
That’s cool, xbrad. The USPS lives for such formidable challenges.
I have no idea what a Golden Corral is.
OW! WTF?
G’night Dave.
I have no idea what a Golden Corral is.
It’s a feedlot that pens in people in their golden years.
Good night, King Texas Goober.
I gotta organize these things better, the last one stings a bit.
A Golden Corral is a cheap steak place with buffet. You can see the marks on the steaks where the jockey was whippin.
Vman, are you still getting him?
All of the furniture for baby D.G.’s nursery is on the way! Except for the bookcase which I will purchase upon my arrival in Michigan.
I am now a broke, but happy, soon-to-be Grand Dad.
G’night Dave. SQUEEEEE!!!! Chief!
I have to say that I love the salad bar at GC. And the people that work there usually don’t speak English so they’re not all chattery while you’re trying to eat.
Very exciting now, MCPO!
It’s uber-cool that we’ll have more baby pics, but really? Michigan? Poor MCPO.
Oh I like a quality salad bar.
Meat up at the Golden Corral!
We video chatting with #1 son and the lovely Miss Julia for almost an hour this evening. It was fun.
MCPO, how does the lovely Miss Julia feel about The One appropriating her life story?
She works at UofM. . . what do you think?
Oh. Yeah. Tell her to hurry up and get started on that community gardening!
HAHAHA! Well, I’m off to bed. Workout and housework tomorrow.
“off to bed” kilt it?
Do Estonians Resent Portugal?
Portugal has always been at war with Eastonia.
wakey wakey
Wow, Europe is screwed. It’s a shame I never visited anywhere but Germany.
I’m shocked – @@ – Political science majors don’t need to read the federalist papers. WSJ:
Carin, every high school in America should require a Constitution Course for graduation and it should include, of course, a reading of the Federalist Papers.
Teachers, unions, book sellers, and PC bs….kids don’t have a chance.
Come on, the constitution papers were written, like, a hundred years ago!
High school aside, certainly it is a work that should be more thoroughly studied as a college student. FOR POLITICAL SCIENCE MAJORS.
The piece goes on to discuss that many law students never read it either. ga
One of the bets comments in the piece was that it was NO WONDER so many liberals were so shocked by the Supreme Court testimony regarding the Health care dealio. Because they are CLUELESS.
I’m rather conflicted by this.
Actually, I’m not conflicted. I have an opinion. It just won’t be nice if I voice it.
I’m up, I’m up. Gimme like 15 min.
Of course Political Science majors should have several classes on the Constitution.
But there is no reason for high schoolers not to know and study them.
Also, the new President of France is another, immature, insecure, wanna be, mother’s boy with issues, oh and he’s an adulterer too!
http://tinyurl.com/clovxsz
Where’s leon?
My cousin’s wife’s sister (got that? LOL) was at some national “Cross fit” competition. as a competitor.
You could not pay me enough to go work in a country crawling with pissed off headchoppers.
They probably WERE paying him “enough” – that’s supposed to be the idea. That’s why people take the job.
ugh.
I’m going to “go there” and I didn’t want to.
I just am comparing the pleas of THIS guy – who TOOK the money and knew the risks … ga. I’m going to go there.
*zips lips*
HA! Lauraw, for a second there I thought you were talking about France….and the new socialist scum leader.
This is from Maggie’s Farm…there are free Apps at the link.
http://handsonlycpr.org/
Oh, I know. They remunerate them handsomely to take those jobs. Hubby has a college buddy that lived on a guarded compound in Malaysia in the same kind of dealio.
Mare.
instantrimshot.com
HI Howareyou?
Done!
There are five times as many civilian contractors in Afghanistan as there are soldiers. Most are former soldiers in support roles with DoD contractors (running chow halls, repairing vehicles, installing and building).
We couldn’t operate without them, same as Iraq.