Emmm Seeeee Ayyyyy, get on the micro man!
Well, I guess I’ve just gotten to the age that people I know, or know of, die. This time, like lots of them, the thief of a long life was cancer.
FUCK YOU, CANCER!
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[UPDATE: Rosetta]
This is the picture of Liz Chaney on Drudge right now.
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This is why I like that pose.
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I love Liz Chaney.
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My man MCA had a beard like a billygoat.
Burge, you magnificent bastard…
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2012/05/julias-circle-of-life.html
I graduated from high school in 1986, when Licensed to Ill was released.
These guys were my senior year in high school (fight for your right!) and 4+ years of college headliners. Getting old blows, but it beats the alternative. And that alternative just hit us again.
Fuck you, death!
*hugs beloved mortal coil*
Hahaha.
That’s in tomorrow’s a.m.post at the HQ, too.
I LOL’ed,
“Paul’s Boutique” is one of my favorite hip hop albums.
I have it on good authority that a Mr. Rose A. Etta is going to show his ugly mug here over the weekend.
He loves the Beasties too. xbrad is a total outlier on this.
*resumes shunning of xbrad*
I liked the humor in the Beasties lyrics and by ’86 I had already dropped out of college and gone full red neck.
Sorry, just not into the East Coast sound.
Gimme Southern Fried rock, or West Coast bands.
Kimberly Guilfoyle is kinda funny lookin’, but what a set of legs!
Oooohhh…Southern Rock!!!!
>> Gimme Southern Fried rock
Dude.
Kimberly Guilfoyle is kinda funny lookin’, but what a set of legs!
More of an Andrea Tantaros man myself. She was hilarious on Red Eye the other night.
Harris Faulkner ain’t bad either.
I’ve long considered doing a “Girls of Fox News” Load HEAT.
Xbrad, I don’t think Shep needs to be included. Good idea minus Shep/
I’ll leave Shep for Leon’s Monday postings.
Not a Beastie fan either. Just can’t.
Thursday’s are open. We need red neck Thursdays. Country/Bluegrass all day. Banhammer in 5…4…3…
ask wiser if he has a banjo.
HS loves banjo music. He has the best Bluegrass links! I think the record store is all about wind instruments. LOL
I love banjo music, too. Beautiful instrument.
Awright, time for me to hit the derp. G’nite.
And mandolins.
Night, Sean.
Robert Crais marathon. G’night H2.
don’t forget the uekelele!
I like slack key guitars too.
OHAI
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3gtxeMV711qzv9mho1_1280.jpg
Ohai, Pups!
http://tinyurl.com/2c58g2x
Good morning!
*pats Pupster carefully with a glove on a stick*
I think it’s cute when the morning crew on Fox starts drinking cocktails at 8 am.
Cinco de Mayo. Really? We’re going to do this?
Well, it seems like a safe and fun holiday. So, ok.
*slams a margarita while still in bed*
Where’s that waffle soaked in tequila and triple sec? Starving over here.
I feel so Mexican. I’m sure this is the authentic experience.
That’s the spirit!
( I am not an observer of Cinco de Mayo)
So the Mexican army defeated the French….who hasn’t?
Hey man, when you’re Mexico, that’s still an accomplishment.
Also, I’d trade a Kim Guilfoyle calendar for an Andrea Tantaros one without a second thought.
It’s just a weird, stupid, wife beating, daughter killing, female mutilation, pedophiliac, religion:
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/212154.php
But I mean that in a nice way.
After reading the psych article about Muslims and external causes, I’m pretty sure Islam isn’t a religion at all. It has all the trappings of one, surely, but the inability to assign blame to oneself is sociopathic.
I’m a first child and a lapse catholic, so everything is my fault. The assignation of guilt for everything to an outside entity is unthinkable to me.
You know when something is so obvious, so in tune with your intuition, so blunt and really, not open to argument and you simply refuse to acknowledge it?
Say for example, my mother’s generation and Liberace?
http://tinyurl.com/6tgbw53
I’m with you, Leon. Although, I don’t call it guilt, I call it a “well developed sense of right and wrong and shame when I know I’ve done wrong.” I’m glad I was raised that way and that’s how I raised my children.
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ggz6x7Uq1qzmopno1_r1_500.jpg
*throws hot dog*
Guilt is not necessarily a bad thing. I saw a bumper sticker at Legal Insurrection that said: Republians We work hard so you don’t have to.
I wish a few more people felt guilty about living off my money while my household works hard for it.
I don’t suffer from remorse.
You know when something is so obvious, so in tune with your intuition, so blunt and really, not open to argument and you simply refuse to acknowledge it?
Yes.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3evd0tYeI1r53h4fo1_500.jpg
I’m convinced that catholic guilt + protestant work ethic are a recipe for a good society.
No question, Leon.
See also, Northern Ireland.
Pups when you see that England’s work ethic is in the corn hole because they’ve given up their protestant ethics (catholic ones too) you see how that works.
England = yikes
Islam seems to be booming in England. Lots of those “many wives” getting “assistance.”
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3h2prpMot1qk7mgfo1_500.jpg
I’ve said it before, but nearly everyone in the British Isles with any wherewithal either already left or was killed by the Nazis.
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3i5ajoTFW1qzcv7no1_400.jpg
awwwww good poat
*Slashes wrists in anticipation of Bluegrass/Country/Redneck music day.*
wakey wakey
HAH! “It’s a dog”
Morning ladies! and iclit SWIDT?
http://tinyurl.com/7pnn9js
is that chewing tobacco?
My pick for the Kentucky Derby: Daddy Nose Best.
Might as well humor clintbird
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw6xdHB6KXU
Y’all have a good day.
You too Roamy.
You too!
I like the white one, what’s his name?
I’m not crazy about the idea, but I think it’s work time.
Too hazy and wet to start mowing here, guess I will go on a gif hunt.
http://i.imgur.com/0DRAh.gif
So, how many pull ups can you do, carin?
http://i.imgur.com/5OXfA.gif
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2012/05/occupy-violence-its-different-somehow.php?ModPagespeed=off
http://blog.simplejustice.us/2012/05/05/new-york-to-publius-youre-done-bully-boy.aspx?ref=rss
O hey Laura, can you give me some help with this package?
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/7d6d0bf6-ca6b-483e-bed7-198758ce221c.gif
http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2012/05/new-york-times-accidentally-confirms.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
http://imgur.com/wrOSW
Gummermin peepers
Alright, that Doug Ross piece was enlightening.
Where is Mare? She will love this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBnlXGvA1Wk
For all the Bronies:
http://tinyurl.com/7hjzpqm
I’m going to go have some Mexican breakfast see yall later
75 MPG and not available in the US. WTF?
That MPG-gas tax vid was a nice kicker to start the day.
>> Gummermin peepers
Peeps wif one peeper.
I think some of that is BS Cyn. The 2 liter version of that engine is available here, the 1.6 liter might be too wimpy for Americans.
http://tinyurl.com/6ry6pra
In 2009 VW Jetta turbo diesel was the green car of the year. At the time it was against the law to sell them in Mass, because diesel is icky and they are stupid up there.
I’ll tell you what’s bs.. DEPTH PERCEPTION!
how am I gonna shoot bad guys now? Up close I guess.
…
although come to think of it, I always close my right eye. WIN!
Dave I hurt my eye in Yosemite, and got an eye patch. Person I was with couldn’t drive a standard. Fun times.
HAH.
I’ve been driving, cautiously. If I ain’t sure how far away the car is, I don’t pull in front of em.
HOLY SHIT.. there’s an air show here this weekend. A B-17 just buzzed the house.
*breath catches in throat*
http://dyn.politico.com/printstory.cfm?uuid=20CB043A-9246-40BF-ACCC-DED7E883D19B
Liz C is yet another example of a good lookin’ GOP lady. Why is it that Ladies of the GOP tend to be attractive, and women of the Dems are uniformly ugly as sin?
http://i.imgur.com/VsiPr.gif
Why is it that Ladies of the GOP tend to be attractive, and women of the Dems are uniformly ugly as sin?
Because ugly women can’t face reality?
Being a Democrat means never having to admit that you are ugly….
Happy Quattro de Cinco!
Or something….
(Wut? I took German in HS – that’s like Austrian)
Alec Baldwin, Sean Penn, etc. – take note:
http://legalinsurrection.com/2012/05/taxation-the-old-fashioned-way/
Elizabeth Warren is pretty ugly. But here’s the funny thing. She kinda works at being ugly. The bad hair, the funny glasses, the wardrobe.
She’s never going to be a Victoria’s Secret model, but she could easily make herself look somewhat pleasant. But she seems to work at removing any trace of attractiveness.
Good morning, Saturdaliacs.
Sorta OT here, but from Laura’s link at 10:23 am to Doug Ross is a link in the article to another dude, Ulsterman, and his connection to some wh insider… Anyone else know about this fellow and find that some of his work is eerily spot-on?
I wonder if Tryone Woodfork could be Obama’s son?
http://tinyurl.com/84bzbzw
Car in, tell us more about your days as a bartender.
http://tinyurl.com/7z9geqc
But she seems to work at removing any trace of attractiveness.
That could be used to describe two-thirds of the women in Ann Arbor.
I remember the Beastie Boys blasting from my the hallway when I lived in the dorms. Very sad to die from cancer. RIP Adam Yauch.
I was sitting in the ghetto bar last night talking with a friend, and I looked across the bar and saw two drunks. I said to my friend, “That’ll probably be us in ten years.”
My friend said, “Dude, that’s the fucking mirror.”
May the Fifth be with you.
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m15hbwGRqe1r6amlxo1_500.gif
Just fished GMo and the delurker out of the spam bucket. Hola guys.
My friend said, “Dude, that’s the fucking mirror.”
Ha ha… stupid truth.
Dave, binocular vision’s contribution to depth perception is limited to maybe 15-20′. The rest is your brain using cues to find distance, like height in your field of view (lower-> closer, most of the time) or motion parallax (closer things move faster). What you lose most with single-eye driving is peripheral vision.
I used to do this for a living, and this was my “why shutter glasses and 3D are a stupid thing to pay for in a driving simulator” speech.
yeah that was weird, it went in to the bucket then popped in the comments on a refresh. So its like double vision.
*finishes fifth of whiskey*
Hotspur, I’ve found two gray hairs in my beard in the last two days. I’m catching up.
How did you find us S Grant and what are you wearing right now?
That’s why I try to make mention of that, GMo. Maybe try using a URL shortener? Then again, long links sometimes work?? Silly free hosted werdpuss crap.
*opens new fifth*
Heh:
http://tinyurl.com/7wxgn6z
I was sitting in the ghetto bar last night talking with a friend, and I looked across the bar and saw two drunks. I said to my friend, “That’ll probably be us in ten years.”
My friend said, “Dude, that’s the fucking mirror.”
Look on the bright side…at least you weren’t in a funeral home.
Look at the man-hands of Warren on your linky, Xbrad.
*shakes fists at Seinfeld*
In honor of Cinco de Mayo, a hilarious post from SooperMexian:
http://www.soopermexican.com/2012/05/05/fauxcahontas-elizabeth-warrens-racial-dna-analysis/
Well it looks like somebody already took Daddy Nose Best, so
I am going to with “I’ll Have Another” at 12-1 odds.gosh, I don’t know who to bet on. I suck at this. I suck so bad at everything.*refills from Cyn’s fifth*
Hotspur, I’ve found two gray hairs in my beard in the last two days. I’m catching up.
Leon, I’d be lucky to find two dark hairs in my beard.
Yes, but you have hair on your head. I went bald early, I was sort of hoping that might mean I had until 40 or so before the gray started. No such luck.
I’d happily have gone gray rather than bald. Yay, I get to do both.
I’m in my emerald green butt thong. Just got finished tidying up the yard
Well, Scott’s right, I got mad and vented to my husband about why we don’t stick with cheap, safe, gas. And we have the resources of our own that will last us a minimum of 100 years.
No, we have to go with that BS green energy crap that is killing wildlife faster than gas ever did. ASSHOLES.
If this is the final chapter of the Beasties and the cacophonous dreck they called “music,” I cannot be too maudlin about the death of MC Awful.
Hi, mare.
girls with potty mouths are hawt. Srsly. Maybe I’m used to having women curse at me?
Mare, STFU and fetch me a sammich!
http://www.funpostbox.com/dinner-time-3051.html
BTW, I’m “GadsdenJazz” on Twitter. Somebody follow me. I’m new at this twit stuff, and my diminutive following is causing me angst. I feel inadequate.
hey, xbrad. Man, I saw you comment at some waaaaay out of the way blog the other day. How both of us ended up at that squirrely end of the internet, I’ll never know.
Any recollection what the topic was, Jazz?
I’d happily have gone gray rather than bald. Yay, I get to do both.
When life gives you lemons, see if you can trade them for some Just For Men™ Mustache & Beard gel.
bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hell, no! I read too much stuff. You were being an ascerbic dick, though – with aplomb. It was marvelous. I just wish I could remember….
Seriously, brad – your comment made me laugh. The site proprietor was an ignoramus.
I usually try not to shit all over someone else’s blog. I try to make my point forcefully but politely. At first, anyway.
yeah, I’m not like the biggest fan ever, but it saddens me that he died at 47 from cancer.
When life gives you lemons, see if you can trade them for some Just For Men™ Mustache & Beard gel.
Ehhhhh, no, I’m just going to let it go until there’s some way to grow it dark again on my own. Like Insty says, faster please.
That’s why mothers like you, xbrad.
DiT, I would pick 47 as a good age to go. I would not necessarily want cancer usher me out of the theater, but a quickie MI would be okay, though.
Go right.
http://youtu.be/kiePaAHK3jE
My perspective is not average, though, DiT – I’m single and childless. I don’t want to be old alone.
I’m just going to let it go until there’s some way to grow it dark again on my own.
Is your full name Ponce de Leoncaruthers?
If I have to go down with one eye, I will see my grandchildren with one eye.
and if I go down with both eyes, I will feel my grandchildren.
My sister had something around 20 surgeries in six months to fix her detached retinas, DiT. I’m praying for you HARD.
Is your full name Ponce de Leoncaruthers?
Look, if any rejuvenation tech comes along that will let me have my sandy-brown beard back, I’ll be on it. Until then, I’ll just have to be gray.
Until I can see my gray hair, I’m not going to worry about my hair color, and, since (a) I’m a blond and gray doesn’t show up well against blond, (b) I can’t see my own facial hair unless I have a mirror, and (c), I’m shaved barer than a ten-year-old below the neck, I won’t have to worry about for a while.
by Sean M. on May 5, 2012 1:45 pm
I’d happily have gone gray rather than bald. Yay, I get to do both.
When life gves you lemons,
see if you can trade them for some Just For Men™ Mustache & Beard gelhave a lemon party.FTF you boys…..
I feel inadequate.
Could be more than a feeling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XBGEft83zE
Is there really EVER any call for a Boston video?
“I go down with both eyes, I will feel my grandchildren.”
awkward
http://tinyurl.com/LtoR-Pup-Count
Internet connection out here in the boonies sucks eggs –
Happy Derby Day!
The Chance of a Lifetime (In a Lifetime of Chance) http://wp.me/p1ipEz-1HB
Who wants to massage my corns?
Wow.
Kilt it.
Ded.
Has anyone picked “Gemologist” for the KD? If not, put me down for that one….
(Like I know what I’m doing – he’s a pretty horse….)
Avengers was good! Hulk steals the show, that’s for sure
Oh. Look at that. It’s beer thirty.
I cleaned out the work room today.
I still have another storage room that needs attention.Then, tomorrow – the wildflower beds.
Turned 4 of the veggie beds. Soccer game middle of the day (lost). Dinner.
Busy day.
Where’s that beer?
Last night dinner with mom and sis went ok. No fireworks. And, despite all my worry, I had the most delicious salad – blackened salmon on greens with walnuts. OMG was that good.
So. what’s up?
If no one’s here … guess I’ll go back to working. sigh.
shhh
Can we come out now, uncle Dave?
shut it!
Avengers was good! Hulk steals the show, that’s for sure
Yes, that one particular scene towards the end appears to be everybody’s favorite.
I’m going tomorrow to see it. We would have gone today but ran out of time b/c DD has another show tonight.
I am gonna go with I’ll Have Another, or whatever his name is in the 19th slot.
I need to go to another Derby one of these days. It’s a lot of fun.
Yes, that one particular scene towards the end appears to be everybody’s favorite.
The entire theater was laughing. Doesn’t happen very often.
Union Rags looks good, too….
This is not a spoiler, but in my theater, 2:00pm showing of The Avengers, 3/4 full, when Captain America says, “There’s only one God, and I don’t think that’s what he would wear”, my whole theater started cheering and clapping.
Scott won!
You’ll laugh when he says how he picked the horse.
Scott nailed that one. What a finish!
Ahem, there seemed to be a comment at 1:05 today.
*cough*
Hansen ate the schnitz
Stupid IN connection – FIL is watching NBA Finals, so I missed the race…
Years ago I ran into an old friend at a bar. Turns out he owned a couple of race horses and had one racing the next day. Rick told me how the horse was coming off of a serious injury and that nobody would give him a chance. He said “Scott, he will go off at about 40:1 and he will be in the lead at the first turn. By the second turn he will be 12 lengths ahead. The might close up on him but he will win by at least 6 lengths”.
I drove to Rockingham Park the next day.
I bet all I could find on that horse.
It happened just the way he said it would.
BEST DAY EVER.
Somewhere around here is a picture of me in the winners circle with that horse.
http://is.gd/KGcsz3
2nd to left is happy me.
That’s awesome, Scott. I suspect you found more than $20.
Ohhh, lookie who is part of the horsie set.
2nd from left. I think it was returning from a broken leg and horses aren’t supposed to do that.
I used to work for Rick. He installed carpet and gambled, but mostly gambled. He paid me $300 a week to help him in the mid 80′s. 2-3 days a week he wouldn’t show up. Some days we would just go to the track and every now and then we would bust ass for a couple of days to pay off whoever was threatening him with violence.
He had a huge problem.
Does this blog have a newsletter to which I could subscribe?
Because I would like to wipe my ass with it.
Andy, thanks for the MCA tribute. The Beastie Boys were the soundtrack to my formative years which probably explains a lot but it bums me out that they are no more.
R.I.P. Adam Yauch
FUCK YOU, CANCER!!
*stuffs Rosetta into a shoebox and throws it into a raging river*
Jesus, that was close.
It would have to be large print then
ThinkProgress is over there on the left, if you’d like a real stinker of a blog.
*this is a big fucking shoebox*
Hey, douchetool, great to see your ass face around here.
I have to go rake up some leaves and sticks so I can set them on fire and enjoy the supermoon while I drink margaritas.
Someone please summarize what I’ve missed in the last month in 3 or 4 words.
Thank you in advance, nice smelling person.
Someone please summarize what I’ve missed in the last month in 3 or 4 words.
Not a bunch.
Hey, douchetool, great to see your ass face around here.
MOM!! MARE IS IN THE HOUSE OF MIRRORS AGAIN!!
Rosetta’s fraternity sucked more than Rosetta at a lemon party:
http://tinyurl.com/84udd9p
Not a bunch.
Things are as they should be.
Recipes, exercise tips, gardening and MJ’s Asian Fetish.
Someone please summarize what I’ve missed in the last month in 3 or 4 words.
Now with more gluten!
Rosetta’s fraternity sucked more than Rosetta at a lemon party:
http://tinyurl.com/84udd9p
Why are there no crackers in that picture? RACIST!!
*forms White Panthers*
Now with more gluten!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm……gluten.
Someone please summarize what I’ve missed in the last month in 3 or 4 words.
“Big boobs, bigger babes”
MJ has an Asian guy fetish?
Huh.
*shrugs shoulders, looks awesome because I’m fucking ripped*
Were there any fights where some cocksucker hurt some pussy’s feelings?
I hate when I miss those.
Someone please summarize what I’ve missed in the last month in 3 or 4 words.
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/yeah-fuck-yeah.gif
Ripped and fat are different
I am sooooo ready for a cocktail but I have to wait until I pick DD up from her show.
Killed it? Ok again my work is done here
ripped fat = bacon
http://tinyurl.com/83psxfn
Ripped and fat are different
Why do you hate the Jews?
http://tinyurl.com/83psxfn
Har.
I wonder if Obama eats green dog.
When did scott become a zoo caretaker?
http://tinyurl.com/7fz4ku8
We should make a bigger deal about career advancement around here.
Worst blog ever.
Dave?
http://youtu.be/XlFD0Zyl_f0
Your search terms need therapy.
“Were there any fights where some cocksucker hurt some pussy’s feelings?”
AHAHAH…you summed up the fights here in a nutshell.
No, once you left us there was just love to share.
Also, butterflies, caring and hand holding.
When did scott become a zoo caretaker?
http://tinyurl.com/7fz4ku8When did scott become a zoo caretaker?
Rosetta, you’re an ass!
Your search terms need therapy.
At least they don’t need a monkey’s butt to lick.
No, once you left us there was just love to share.
Also, butterflies, caring and hand holding.
Caring is for losers.
I hate you for the zoo keeper story FOREVER
I have hair on my head. Monkey butt licker is bald……like…
Because Rosetta’s butt licking sickened me, this is a palette cleanser for everyone:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lilyboo/the-true-meaning-of-friendship-538l
I have hair on my head. Monkey butt licker is bald……like…
Why don’t you shut your stupid.
http://tinyurl.com/75ea62q
I hate you for the zoo keeper story FOREVER
HEY! Scott licked a monkey’s butt, not me!
There is a lot of awesome there.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lilyboo/the-true-meaning-of-friendship-538l
NO! NO! NO! IT WAS YOU
wow, the estrogen level in this place seems have skyroc…..
oh…..
hi, rosetta…..
The guy’s name that licked the monkey’s butt is Zhang Bangsheng.
That’s unfortunate because that could be the name of the best sex move ever.
Guy Talking Shit: Man, last night was wild. She was having orgasms on the ceiling!
Guy Playing Along: No Shit!?! What happened?
Guy Talking Shit: I gave her some of the Zhang Bangsheng.
Guy Playing Along: Shut up. What really happened?
Guy Talking Shit: I licked her butt and she pooped in my mouth.
fin.
wow, the estrogen level in this place seems have skyroc…..
oh…..
hi, rosetta…..
I have more testosterone in my lactating left tit than you have in your entire malformed body.
I have more testosterone in my lactating left tit than you have in your entire malformed body.
There is so much wrong with that sentence…….
How many indians?
Time to drink booze with meat sacs.
BBL
How many indians?
1/32
No, once you left us there was just love to share.
Also, butterflies, caring and hand holding.
And lots and lots of recipes and diet tips.
But mostly love.
Time to drink booze with meat sacs.
you sunuvabitch…..
How many indians?
1/32
LOL. Missed you, lunkhead.
Went to Costco today, did not see any Cuffys. Sad panda.
Finally! Cold beer up in here!
Went to Costco today, did not see any Cuffys.
did you check the sex toy aisle?
Did anybody make a bigoted remark about anybody else’s ethnicity and/or choice of neckwear today?
COLD BEER
Where’s osoloco maspanocho? I need to report that I went to her state today to place a bet on the horsey thingy at t he featherindian casino. Saw a campaign billboard of a douchenozzle running for the state house in NM as a dem. Kinda surprised me cause I went to college with the due about a hunnerd years ago. He was a huge self-promoter back then too.
zero indians and can’t type for shit
A picture is worth….
http://www.redstate.com/aglanon/2012/05/05/obama-launches-reelection-campaign-throngs-of-adoring-fans-apparently-stuck-in-traffic/
Great idea to schedule a campaign speech on a college campus on the weekend before finals,,,,,
Wiser, no, but I did check the beer aisle thoroughly. If anyone had been shotgunning beers, they cleaned it up pretty well.
Wiser, no, but I did check the beer aisle thoroughly.
I’m thinking the sextoy aisle at CostCo would be pretty well shopped out had the Cuffy’s been there earlier…..
word
He was a huge self-promoter back then too
[gasp!]
Pulled my first two winter onions today. They are beautiful. About a hunnerd more are awaiting me in garden.
**as close to the recipe blog as I’ll ever fucking get**
word
monocle
Pendejo,
If’n we’d have left any in, they’d rotted under the snow and mud. This has been a VERY wet winter & spring in the PNW. The garden is still so wet that we can’t get the tractor in there.
Well, we could get it IN, but it would stay there, buried up to the frame…
We’ve got corn, beans, red & walla walla onions in pots, but it’s too wet to ’till & plant.
Our growing season is going to be so short, there is no way we could get away with tomatoes this year. Maybe if we did them indoors…
Great idea to schedule a campaign speech on a college campus on the weekend before finals
You mean they didn’t cancel finals for him?
hey, it’s hard to type with one good eye.. go cook some shrimps
Comment by pendejogrande on May 5, 2012 9:36 pm
Pulled my first two winter onions today.
Are you sure those are onions?
http://teresainfortworth.wordpress.com/2012/04/05/adventures-in-gardening/
hey, it’s hard to type with one good eye
I think I may have found a clue to your detached retina….
May I suggest you try typing with your fingers?
go cook some shrimps
“cook?”
Howdy
Don’t let Dave fool ya with the one eye typing. I went blind in my left eye a few years ago.
See?
*admire my irony*
Wha happened to your vision VMax?
I went blind in my left eye a few years ago.
Seriously? WTF???
*admire my irony*
Si.
well fuck, I’m a stop whinin about mine then
well, kiddies, I can’t keep my eyes open any longer and I have to be up early tomorrow, so enjoy the rest of your 2D evenings.
nite WB
goodnight wiserbabe
Cataract Dave I cannot read the E on the eyechart.
If I had some $$ I could get it fixed. It don’t hurt is only annoying occasionally.
Driving at night is a bitch, every point of light is a cone of 20 or so.
Hey Gang; nighty wiserbuns.
Has everyone had a chance to check out the Super Moon yet? No, not Rosetta’s ass.
That sucks Vmax. No Medicaid?
*smooches Sohos on the cheek*
I can’t keep my eyes open any longer
That was cruel.
Zoikes, Vman, you’re so young for a cataract!
*flashes the supermoon*
side effect of my surgery… 100% probability I will get a cararact. I’m gonna get one of those fucking awesome lenses, with a laser beam attached
HA! I was wearing welder’s mask.
*nods in agreement*
Good call, Dave. Laser beams are very “in” right now.
People are flipping LOUD in apts. I should not be living in an apt at 41. This year needs to fly by
I had cataract surgery 5 years ago in my right eye. It was easy I thought I would freak but it was better than having dental work by a long shot.
Of course after I lost my job my left eye went bonkers..
My eye doc said the same Cyn, asked me if I was a welder , I said I grew up on the beach. That satisfied him.
Sohos, you can live in the poolhouse here.
*builds a poolhouse*
I’m guessing we all in the southern states are cruisin’ for cataracts, then.
ProTip: Wearing a welder’s mask provides protection from Dave’s Supermoon.
My Supermoon can defeat any welder’s mask.
Cyn, a cataract is a 100% likely thing with my surgery, within 2 years.
I will make you a deal on my house Sohos
Anything preemptive available, Dave?
When I started going blind, I just showed the doc my hairy palms and he understood.
Insurance will not pay preemptively Cyn
Dave could fib and say the colors are all wrong, or he sees multiple points of light. (say 4 or more!)
Meh. Mission one was “save the retina”. Unless I do something stupid, it’s saved. Mission two is “restore vision”. Right not I can’t see shit out of this eye.. I see light, shadows, some movement.
*uses series of mirrors to reflect Dave’s Supermoon at Xbrad*
Are you still having to wear your asskickin’ eyepatch?
Mr. Rogers had some long-assed fingers.
airshow this weekend. I saw a B-17 today. My dick broke my pants.
honey I am rockin the eye patch. Girls seem to like it.
dunno why
Hate it when that happens.
Speaking of dicks… did anyone other than me giggle like a ‘tard over the WP shitstorm on FB?
My apt is beautiful and empty = clean but its loud. This morning (my one day to sleep in) crazy car alarm going off somewhere at 5 am. Ok yall have probably already checked these out on yahoo but they have me cracking up
http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/galleries/bad_wedding_photos#193873
Cyn, I could hear you giggling clear over here.
Dave, did you see the clip I left you upthread?
xbrad I missed it.. toss it to me again.. scrolling gives me a headache
Speaking of dicks… did anyone other than me giggle like a ‘tard over the WP shitstorm on FB?
Aw, I missed it.
Dave? v2.0
http://youtu.be/XlFD0Zyl_f0
Well, shit. I gave Ben one simple task and he mangled it in the ONT. brb
Cyn, I missed the WP foofaraw. What happened?
xbrad. That is so fucking awesome/
3 years ago I stood at the end of the runway as the B-17 took off.. those 4 Wright Cyclones rumbled like a mofaku
From the ONT:
Geoff’s blog called Innocent Bystanders.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apparently WP was insulting to a moron of the Jewish persuasion (I didn’t actually see the spat, it was in some other closed room), but they banned his ass at the AoS Kool Kids Klub after that.
There were some people that were genuinely shocked.
There goes our drinking game.
Had both eyes done a bit ago (cataracts) and went to BiWs eye doc. My insurance is fucked and they deem the ‘multi-focal’ lenses a “Cosmetic enhancement”, so will not pay for them. The surgery was quick & painless.
I can see a fly at 100 meters, but I can’t read my watch.
I have to wear reading glasses to compute, or read, but not to drive. It’s pretty damn cool, but I wish I could have gotten the other lenses.
So it goes…
Color me shocked on WP.
I just got back from a thing with Scott Brown and Sean Bielat. I’m so stupid … I forgot to show Scott my photoshop of squaw Warren. Bielat loved it, though.
The H2 has been mentioned directly on the ONT… we should prolly put up a new poat.
Gee, maybe Andy or Wiser or Rosetta could do that for us.
*cough*
I put this motherfucker up, Cyn. What do you want from me??!!
I made sure to play this last time I drove through Sausalito.
http://youtu.be/ppYhgqrZIqU
There goes our drinking game.
Fukin WP ruins everything!
There goes our drinking game.
I know, right?!
I love you too, Andy.
WP was a drunken asshole?
I’m totally shocked.
Incidentally, if you’d like a tune to fall asleep to, I recommend this Michael Murphy’s “Alleys of Austin”
You’d have to buy it.
Ok, how about this instead, I’m not a total jerk..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZyUpr0C5Wg&feature=related
NEW POAT
Wait, DH was WP? WTF did he do on Facechimp? I was just crusin’ over there and saw JD/Uncle Facts announce the ban. Xbrad, what happened? [a little edit by Cyn. Mwah Chrispy!]
252 I missed the Kentucky Derby today.
How did Sarah Jessica Parker do? I had 10 bucks on her
Posted by: kbdabear at May 05, 2012 11:07 PM (Y+DPZ)
Andy, you said to put the three splitter blogs first. I did so.
Any and all blame squarely falls on you. *touches finger to nose*