Kitty Kitty

Let’s have some Captioning Fun!!1! with this one…

L to R: Obama, Fox News-watching voters

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  • It’s
  • Thursday!

223 Comments

  1. *puts on pretty pink flowered dress to await presentation of Nobel*

  2. Carry over:

    I know someone is going to ask, “are you better off than you were 4 years ago,” but I also think, “we can do better than this,” will strike people as being 100% true.
    The economy is about to take a pretty big shit, and the Keynsians have been totally discredited. Time for tax reform, pro-growth policies, and getting the fuck out of the way of small business.
    Mrs MJ and I are looking in to taking a risk with our OWN business and I’m starting to see why only the very brave take a chance like this anymore.

  3. Bravo, Cyn,

    http://is.gd/5NRfa8

  4. HA!

    *defuses Monkey Bomb under MJ’s desk*

  5. L to R: Obama, The Youth Vote

  6. This Saturday, May 5, is Kentucky Derby day. All you Cinco de messican drinkers should show due respect and keep it down!

  7. Mrs MJ and I are looking in to taking a risk with our OWN business

    Be very careful about going into bidness with your spouse.

  8. Be very careful about going into bidness with your spouse.
    ——————————–
    This might actually be the most difficult part. We’re working on it.

  9. Pink looks good on you Cyn

  10. I’m not better off than I was 4 years ago. That’s for sure.

    Mrs MJ and I are looking in to taking a risk with our OWN business and I’m starting to see why only the very brave take a chance like this anymore.

    Yep. Scary shit. But we’re the bad guys or something.

  11. Cinco de Mayo

    *spits*

  12. I never worked with a spouse MJ, but I have worked with GF’s. That is a bad idea. I ended up working for dad right out of HS.

    Put lines in place and try not to cross them. Define things up front, because in the fog of is he being a dick because he is my boss or is he just a dick? JAD wins

  13. I am of the opinion that if one hasn’t ever attempted to run a small business, they have nearly ZERO authority to talk about … anything having to do with taxes, etc.

    I want some of those OWS to run a small business and then say they agree with redistributing the wealth of those who “won the lottery in life.”

    assholes.

  14. *curtsys to Vman*

    L to R: Cyn, getting my boys up and moving for school

  15. Five of us, my wife and I and 3 friends, started a business together. It lasted almost 7 years – I am very surprised. 2 of them are no longer friends, and I am no longer in business with my wife. She and the other friend have restarted a new business (it will work out because they spend 1+ hours a day talking it out over their cell phones, even after spending 5+ hours together at the business).

    I would discourage anyone from going into business with a spouse or close friend.

  16. The biggest problem I had working with my wife was that neither of you can go home and leave problems at the office. During hard times it’s 24/7. Pretty soon, there’s no time left for being married and in love.

    It wrecked my last marriage. Took about 10 years, but it wrecked it.

    It also taught me that when women complain they DO NOT want advice. They just want someone to LISTEN. I couldn’t manage to keep my advice to myself.

    Women!

  17. I am of the opinion that if one hasn’t ever attempted to run a small business, they have nearly ZERO authority to talk about … anything having to do with taxes, etc.

    Car in’s Indian name is “Speaks truth to Hostages”….

  18. I couldn’t manage to keep my advice to myself.

    Really? I find that very surprising.

  19. The most successful husband-wife teams (that I have worked with/for) have defined boundaries, and one person is in charge. They don’t violate that rule, either. They may share responsibility, but the final decision rests with one person. I think this is probably the tripping point for a lot of conflict.

  20. They just want someone to LISTEN.

    Oh, that sounds awful. More wine?

  21. Ha ha ha … Puspter is prolly the perfect husband.

    Yes. That is exactly what you are supposed to do.

  22. Good morning, Nozzles of Douche!

  23. Can the Obama re-election campaign not go ONE day w/o creating something for us to mock?

    That Julia thing is too effen funny.

  24. How is X today?

  25. Best comment:

    At age 7, #Julia is fondled by #TSA agents for saying “#Obama is the bomb!”.

  26. V, it’s too early to tell. It’s a beautiful day here, but I suspect other people will intrude upon my day to add at least a bit of suck to it.

  27. Check your Gmail X I might as well be the first one.

  28. Checked and replied, V.

    Give Zeke a good scritch for me!

  29. Kurt Schlichter ‏ @KurtSchlichter

    At Age 20, after workman-like intercourse, #Julia accepts a ride home from a prominent married Dem senator. He becomes an icon; she drowns.

  30. Heh.

    http://tinyurl.com/6p5blbn

  31. Nice:

    http://tinyurl.com/6q6qmzu

  32. She looks like a composite.

  33. “I would discourage anyone from going into business with a spouse or close friend.”

    Done both. It can be done.

  34. Thanks X

  35. Scott bought me leeks instead of kale the last time I sent him for produce that he didn’t know anything about. The leeks were in the bin marked kale. He said this is confusing and not his fault.
    He’s going back to the store today with a little list.

    lauraw: oh, and a red onion.

    scottw: how will I know which ones are the red onions?

    lauraw: they’re purple.

    scottw: I TOLD you!

  36. I’m just guessing here, but Julia is a “composite” right?

  37. Ha ha ha.

    Andrew Malcom is one funny dude.

  38. Julia is his base, xbrad.

  39. http://tinyurl.com/bnkegrn

  40. They didn’t show the part where Julia had sex with her her teacher at 14, and was able to get that free abortion that her parents weren’t told about.

  41. Here’s a touch of news on the guy that went on a kill spree near Cyn’s yesterday:

    http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=29793

  42. Red onions are purple (I ask because I never knew)?

    This seems wrong to me.

  43. Hahahahaha

    Carin rocks!

  44. Yep Dave.

    And alligators are black.

  45. Cyn, PURE genius

    Car-in, agreed i have a “little under the table” gig here, Nothing like what yall have -but dammit its MINE

    Cinco De Fako? piss on that its Durby Day

  46. Car-in, agreed i have a “little under the table” gig here, Nothing like what yall have -but dammit its MINE

    Yup. and you took the risk, and did the time for free when necessary.

  47. Car in, i “recycle” computer parts etc to put together older systems. 90% of the time im a soft touch and a low income kid gets a reborn computer

  48. Aggie gets new job in Miami
    http://tinyurl.com/6pd5ubc

  49. I never wanted to get close enough to an alligator to find out.

  50. I’d forgotten all about the “Work, Mexican, Work” song until Lauraw talked about South Park.

  51. Is the site VeteransToday legit?

  52. Car in, i “recycle” computer parts etc to put together older systems. 90% of the time im a soft touch and a low income kid gets a reborn computer

    awesome! But if you’re doing any sort of charitable work, I feel I should tell you that THAT is really the government’s job. They know how to do such things better. I’m sure with a couple million dollars and a staff of 8 they could produce the exact same results.

  53. Cyn, VT reads like a bunch of anti-semitic truthers. Creepy links.

  54. Thanks, Oso. I’m trying to find some semi-unfiltered info on that shooting here in AZ. The piece at VT mentions, among other things that he was a Dem candidate for sheriff and a socialist; all the other sites I’m readying mention his military and neo-nazi ties. Blearg.

  55. My google-fu is strong today! I found an op ed piece that the “alleged” shooter dude, JT Ready, wrote in March; he’s signed it as a Dem candidate and is bashing someone as a Jew-hater.

    Huh.

  56. I saw the Dem thing at another site. VT is going cartel conspiracy too. I would like to know if it is a domestic situation without all the “nuance”.

  57. Military? He was dishonorably discharged.

    Neo-Nazi? New National Socialist Party.

    Dem candidate for sheriff?

    Probably a fucking tea-bagger.

  58. After finding this piece he wrote (which I’m sure will be disappearing here in 3…2…), I’m not sure that we’re ever going to know what really happened, Oso. But VT was right in that a swarm of fed agencies have arrived, which really makes me wonder if VT hasn’t actually gotten, at least partially, something right. The whole thing has smelled funny right from the get-go.

  59. Aren’t we all, ‘Spur.

  60. I read he was an Oath Keeper. Doesn’t that make him a “Christianist”? Were the guns from F&F?

  61. hot topic over at Teresa’s place over Dan Savage
    i just made an ass of myself

  62. Were the guns from F&F?

    Ha ha… wouldn’t that just be delicious.

    This story just may make me think about pulling out my tin foil blankie.

  63. Cyn, vis a vis the govt charity racket, if the govt did what i was doing no kid would get a working device, i sometimes have to adapt for a disability etc.

  64. xbrad, I’m starting to need a tin foil blanket. Maybe Cyn will share.

  65. Just a goon.

  66. Baby alligators are black and yellow.
    If you see black and yellow gators Dave, Run. Like. Hell.

    (momma gator is about to eat you for being too close)

  67. I sure don’t know why everyone is so surprised that Obama presented us with a composite girlfriend.

    He gave us a composite BC a year ago and everyone thought that was good enough.

  68. What it is, jive turkeys.

  69. whattup, shorn?

  70. You should tweet that Wiserbud

  71. Hey, wiser. I got to go to my first ballgame Tuesday night where I didn’t wait in line several times to pay twelve bucks for a premium (read: anything other than Bud Light) beer. A 3-hit CG shutout of the Twins.

    Of course, last night was the first no-hitter at the Big A in 22 years, but whatever.

  72. A 3-hit CG shutout of the Twins.

    Wow! You beat the Twins??? And that’s with Pujols???

    That seems unpossible!!1!!1!!

  73. Sean, we missed Nolan’s 7th no-hitter by one night. I don’t think my hubby has ever forgiven me.

  74. Is Vman here? hahahaha, I din’t know they were oats…..because I’m a dummy…. Now I get it.

  75. Cyn, here’s your Nobel for this poat:

    http://tinyurl.com/7qnbg2h

  76. Wow! You beat the Twins??? And that’s with Pujols???

    This is why we can’t have nice things.

  77. I think it is seriously interesting that Ace “might have met” with Mitt and or his people. It looks as if they get the whole point of twitter and blogs.

  78. Is anyone else repairing their disk permissions right now?

  79. I saw 2 double plays in one game. Twins I think…and they lost 1-0.
    That was about 30 years ago.

  80. go ya one better Scot, watched a pony league game, 5 Yos, and 11yo girls church teams GREAT fun.

  81. >> Sean, we missed Nolan’s 7th no-hitter by one night. I don’t think my hubby has ever forgiven me.

    I lucked into being there the night he threw his 5,000th strikeout. Even better, it was Ricky Henderson he tagged with it.

  82. The following game there were 9 double plays, the Red Sox had 6 and lost the game.

  83. Whatever became of the dick slippers?

  84. 2 TRIPLE PLAYS same game.

  85. Cyn, here’s your Nobel for this poat:

    Thanks, Mare!!
    http://youtu.be/vWjIZLO-PwE

  86. Obama has made double plays….in his pants!

    I don’t know what I’m saying.

  87. hahahahah…does secret handshake with Cyn.

  88. While viewing my link didn’t you wonder what the hell “hysterical mom” is wearing?

  89. I got to see Mark McGwire hit #60 and #61 in Busch Stadium. It was only 95 both days.

  90. The only other thing that would make all of this baseball talk that much better would be smatterings of Pink Floyd discussion. Yes, that would make it perfect.

  91. didn’t you wonder what the hell “hysterical mom” is wearing?

    I never question womens’ fashion anymore.

  92. I bet a women named the “red” onion.

  93. There is no “dark side” to baseball talk Cyn.

  94. lauraw: oh, and a red onion.
    scottw: how will I know which ones are the red onions?
    lauraw: they’re purple.
    scottw: I TOLD you!

    HAHAHA….

  95. Breathe, cyn, Breathe.

    Breathe in the air.

  96. So I hear they’re gonna start playing PF’s “Money” during the seventh inning stretch, instead of Sweet Caroline…

  97. *runs from blog, screaming, and pulling out hair*

  98. I don’t understand why sports figures ANYWHERE can’t seem to understand there is no such thing as a secret, you are constantly being watched, everyone has a camera on their phone, and even minor things that happen to anyone else are much “bigger” when they happen to you.

    That is the price you pay for a free education, a stipend, books, meals etc., being treated like a celebrity on campus and being admired by adults and children alike.

  99. You Better Run

    Run Like Hell.

  100. How long have they been using colored spotlights in the produce section of the grocery store?

  101. You probably don’t want to know, Scott.

  102. Comment by Cyn on May 3, 2012 3:09 pm

    The only other thing that would make all of this baseball talk that much better would be smatterings of Pink Floyd discussion. Yes, that would make it perfect.

    Wish You Were Here BEST SONG EVAH!

  103. *readies sniper potato cannon, steadies it back and forth between Jay and Krow; slow inhale…*

  104. When will Jay stop liking Pink Floyd?

    Pigs on the wing.

  105. shinedown’s “Heroes” then Cyn?

  106. *readies sniper potato cannon, steadies it back and forth between Jay and Krow; slow inhale…*

    Aim for the center of the forehead. If you do it right, they should end up..

    Comfortably Numb.

  107. How long have they been using colored spotlights in the produce section of the grocery store?

    They aren’t using any colo–oh, God. Please tell me you didn’t eat any of the brown acid.

    *calmly ushers scott toward “freakout tent”*

  108. 2 have been arrested in the local Eli Lily $80,000,000 drug heist from a couple years ago. Cuban brothers from Miami.

    * shakes fist at sky *

    FIDEL!!!!

  109. Same guys got $8,000,000 worth of cigarettes in IL. and are suspected of several other large drug heists. Cubans.

  110. at least it wasnt the damn martians

  111. Crying won’t help you
    Praying won’t do you no good. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6C_5wxkuAQ

  112. Why don’t we have teams of people stealing stuff from other countries?

  113. Why should we have to pay for beer when we can steal if from Germans?

  114. because we dont need mud bricks

  115. Someone’s skating on Thin Ice here…

  116. Carin – I may be seeing my Michigan peeps sooner than expected!

  117. I dunno, Krow, I’m thinking some newly homeless people would love to build a mud brick hut.

  118. Looks like someone shot-up Roamys workplace.

    http://tinyurl.com/7dgapgf

  119. Is there nothing science cannot accomplish?!

    http://tinyurl.com/73ymz9a

  120. Thanks, Nancy! Obama!

  121. Why don’t we have teams of people stealing stuff from other countries?

    I’m gonna go ahead and guess that you haven’t been on a college campus in a while.

  122. Chris, did you see that the Mayor’s house got stoned?

  123. Scott,
    Yeah, I posted a link here. He makes the ocupoopers welcome, just like “Mens Warehouse”, and they both get shit-on!

  124. chris, I’m glad to hear that no one was hurt.

    Can someone tell me why, if someone OUTSIDE was shooting at the building, everyone was ushered outside?

  125. Human shield?

  126. What Do You Want From Me, Cyn?

  127. Did anyone else shoot a 78 and win all the $$ today?

  128. Master Chief, i won 45 bucks on a scratch off

  129. I found $20.

  130. Hotspur – Save it. I’ll need a beer at the ghetto bar next time I’m in AA.

    wpdunn – Save that luck for when the Lotto hits a $45 million!

  131. Hi guys, just wanted to pop in and remind you that Christina Hendricks is just a corset-wearing fat girl with a freakishly skinny face.

    OK, talk later, love you! Bye.
    http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/336750/20120503/christina-hendricks-birthday-37-mad-men-style.htm

  132. i love fat girls

  133. WPD, are you the fella with the bee hives?

  134. I’d bang that like a screen door in a Kansas tornado!

  135. Carin – I may be seeing my Michigan peeps sooner than expected!

    What’s the plan?

  136. You… you think Christina is fat?

    *gets quivery lower lip and begins doing 30,000 situps*

  137. Thank you for that reminder, lauraw

  138. Laura, Not I
    Cyn, Big Girls are Better Lovers (S)

  139. I’d tap that thang so hard whoever pulled me out would be king of all England.

  140. Shadows painting our faces
    Traces of romance in our heads. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwJKCSOX_AY

  141. OT (like there is such a thing here): Do we have an Civil Engineers in the group? Is there anybody who can explain the insane intersection configurations around here? And who the hell sets speed limits? Your Grandmother?

  142. Cyn, Christina is huge. It would take three of you, bungeed together inside a giant spanx, to make one of her.

  143. Lauraw,
    I think it’s Jimbro that has the bees and offered you honey the other night.

  144. Carin .- Looks like they are going to induce labor at the end of May

  145. three of you, bungeed together inside a giant spanx

    Pics!

  146. http://is.gd/RJ6xn0

  147. Master Chief, let me know when the blessed event, so i can send off a goodie for the wee bairn swaetee

  148. ha ha ha haa, AD, I was trying to think of how to make that work.

    Three Cyns pressed together sounds like some kind of…well, let’s just say it…

    see? No idea how to work this. But you see where its going.

  149. Really? You really think that Laura?

    *lower lip quivering with a smile, tears welling up in eyes, adjusts situp routine to 18,000*

  150. Three Cyns pressed together???

    ill be in my bunk

  151. Three Cyns pressed together sounds like fun, morning, noon and night!

  152. In the words of the immortal Arnold; “I’ll be back!”

  153. Three Cyns are better than Two Mints In One.

  154. face it cyn, you has Fanz

  155. A bird in the hand is worth three Cyns in the bush.

  156. HA! Meme marathon. I think I spot MJ and Carin:

    http://tinyurl.com/d29ktp4

  157. ah hmm
    a nasty bird or

    Cyn???

    Are you nutty ‘Spur?

  158. A bird in the hand is worth three Cyns in the bush.

    Bwahahahaha!

    A drowning man will clutch at Three Cyns

  159. Three Cyns in the Fountain.

  160. My Three Cyns.

  161. Three Cyns and you’re out!

  162. Three Cyns in the wind.

  163. the Good, the Sweet and the Cyn

  164. Twos company, Three Cyns a party.

  165. The Laura and The Cyn-ataur

  166. Three Mortal Cyns

  167. Or is it Three Deadly Cyns?

  168. It’s a Cyn Sandwich!

  169. Time to act like a tree and leave.

  170. I flushed my cache today, and now WordDickFace sends me an email for every comment that is made after my comments.

    Turn this shit off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  171. Wouldn’t it be Three Cyns to the wind?

  172. Turn this shit off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Did you notice the check box “Notify me of follow-up comments via email”, jackhole?

  173. You’re not the only one that’s happening to, Hotspur. I’m researching that as we speak.

    COCK!

  174. Don’t correct him Jay. He’ll get his Depends in a knot…..

  175. Did you notice the check box “Notify me of follow-up comments via email”, jackhole?

    Thanks, cockface.

  176. Now I’m gonna be a hockey player, and get the puck outta here.

    Bye.

  177. You’re welcome, twatwaffle.

  178. Wouldn’t it be Three Cyns to the wind?

    That’s not the way we say it in First World countries.

  179. I didn’t see that either AD!!

    It now seems to be a default setting!?!! WTF??!!

  180. Haha, AD, spoken like a true software tester!

  181. It now seems to be a default setting!?!! WTF??!!

    They’re getting a kickback from google, for email linky love.

  182. this is what happens when you mess with the Zo-Cyn

  183. I’m sorry, wpdunn, your avatar is too close to the color of mare’s and jewstin’s. I can’t tell at a glance who is posting.

    You’re gonna have to change. Sorry.

  184. What do you want to know Agile?
    Speed limits should be a safety factor under design speed, usually 10mph. Unfortunately some municipalities set it differently like 85th percentile. The speed limit is followed by 80% of drivers so eventually it ill be 0mph.

    Intersections have plenty of design criteria, but where you live horse trails that turned into roadways do not follow approved criteria. Grandfathered is the word.

  185. HOLY SHIT I just looked at my eye in the mirror. If I were you I wouldn’t want to be lookin at that.

    I’m wearing the pirate patch. I can’t see shit out of it anyway. All fuzzy.

    But it’s not darkness.

  186. This should not be a default setting, that’s disastrous.

  187. It now seems to be a default setting!?!! WTF??!!

    A Whole Lotta Cyn will be your reward if someone can figure out how to turn this off via some method on the Dashboard. TYIA.

  188. You’d maybe better check the email that you use to log-in Leon. I’ve been deleting like crazy today.

  189. Looks like once you uncheck the box, it stays that way.

    Dickholes!

  190. can i get a lil bit o’ cyn?

  191. WordPress sucks!

  192. I don’t yet know why, but I found my way here:
    subscribe.wordpress.com/?option=comments

    It seems that if I delete the listed post that comments will stop. I’m going to try it now.

  193. I unchecked that box, Spur but was still getting the emails.

    Test comment fuckingwordpressfucks!

  194. it works

  195. More commenting to test (sorry guys)

  196. Testing, Wordpuss POS.

  197. YAY! That worked!!

    here’s the link, it should take you to your own page:
    https://subscribe.wordpress.com/?option=comments

  198. Why do they oppress us like this?

  199. we have the Cyn, they do not

  200. JesusTittyFuckingChrist.

    I’m still searching for a way, if one exists, to somehow turn off this apparently new default setting.

    Feel free to join in the search. Please.

  201. Can we delete this poat and start a new one?

  202. Press your Cyns together three times and say, “There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home.”

  203. I took the day off early. Left the office at 5:00 w no emails on my phone. By the time I got home at 5:15 there were 72 emails on my phone. Wtf?

  204. I will put up a new post to see what happens Vman.

    (I even went into my post to see if there was something I had inadvertently checked, but I see nothing)

  205. im not allowed to go within 150 ft of Cyn

  206. I’m b-a-a-a-c-k!

  207. There is a new post, however…

    DO NOT GO THERE YET!!!!!

  208. Hey chief. End of May huh? Be here before you know it. Any chance they’re being too cautious? Isn’t that 3 weeks early?

  209. I seriously need a beer

  210. You’re not my real mom.

  211. A beer would be nice. Make it two soho.

  212. I think it’s safe.

    Please join me on the NEW POST.

  213. Cyn’s talking to herself at the new post.


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