Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. Found most of these over at Buzzfeed and decided maybe hockey wasn’t so boring after all.
Jason Spezza of the Ottawa Senators. Fascinating eyes.
Claude Giroux of the Philadelphia Flyers. Can’t really tell from this pic, but he’s a ginger.
Mike Modano of the Dallas Stars. I don’t care if he’s retired or not, that’s hot enough for me.
Vincent Lecavalier of the Tampa Bay Lightning.
Nicklas Lidstrom of the Detroit Red Wings
Ryan Kesler of the Vancouver Canucks
Bonus: Patrick Sharp of the Chicago Blackhawks. Cute, cute, cute.
My bet is 10 minutes until Hotspur makes a “high sticking” comment. Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Funniest chart I’ve seen in the last 10 minutes:
http://www.reuniting.info/images/CEgraph.png
Why are we talking to the Taliban?
Once again, The Patriarchy flaunts its nipples while suppressing the right of women to show us their entire boobeh.
A) No, thank YOU for your attention, Roamy.
B) Yes, why are we talking to terrorists? Carter/Arafat….BAD IDEA.
Excellent Roamy. We should do sport themed ones. Can we do soccer (SYWM) ? I was “watching” a game at the gym the other day.
From old thread – He had to go to Bagram why? http://tinyurl.com/7nq2svh
This is what the press pool saw of the speech. NO ONE- (except “his people) was in the room with him when he gave that speech.
I know he gave a speech earlier to the troops too, but this entire charade chaps my ass.
Ass chaps indeed.
Their dentists must be proud. I’m sure the lot of them only have one mouthful of real teeth between them
I was pretty disappointed at waking up so early, but today’s HHD has made it all worth while. Most excellent Roamy! http://is.gd/mnQGHt
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MJ!
Lacrosse players have studly bodies…..just an idea.
MJ, Happy Birthday, young man!
If we are “negotiating with the Taliban” why are they attacking us?
That’s a pretty quick lesson, Mr. President.
Happy birthday, MJ.
Work time.
Mj, is your dog this cool?
http://tinyurl.com/6t6yp2y
It’s pronounced Tally-Bahn, Mare. Jeez.
Mj, is your dog this cool?
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Not really. She doesn’t do much except sleep, eat, fart, and paint landscapes. Ok, not so much that last one.
This is my pug after we taught her to swim. She’s brilliant.
http://is.gd/SiZq5a
Their dentists must be proud. I’m sure the lot of them only have one mouthful of real teeth between them
They have teeth? Didn’t notice.
Happy Birthday MJ.
http://tinyurl.com/L-to-R-MJ-Pupster
Happy Birthday MJ!
Hey, Obama for a little humbling that you so desperately need, go look at these pics from the Warrior 100:
http://www.blackfive.net/main/2012/05/the-warrior-100k.html
Also, FU
Sorry I couldn’t wrap your birthday present, MJ, but here; it’s actually sorta topical since we’re an exercise/workout blog:
http://youtu.be/ddTpZZObQjE (probably NSFW)
hahahaha….Pup spoiled MJ’s birthday.
^^ What Mare said.
I look forward to finding out what Obama’s hobbies are somewhere around November.
Thanks for the birthday wishes!
It is still MJ’s birthday? Good Gosh how long was his mom in labor 2 weeks?
Happy Birthday MJ!
Happy birthday, MJ. Hope you have a good one!
Is it just me, or is wordpress running like molasses this morning? I can’t get stuff to load, etc.
I thought it was my machine that was being hinkey after I went to HA, but they are a wordpress site too IIRC.
>> The Patriarchy flaunts its nipples while suppressing the right of women to show us their entire boobeh.
We are the 50%
Today’s headline: This Means War!
First thing I thought was, “Oh shit! What has the stupid sonuvabitch done or said now? Did he bow to the wrong potentate or something?”
Turns out they’re talking about how bad the skeeters and such are going to be this year.
Good morning.
I bet we won’t have it so bad up here in Michigan. We had warmth, then COLD COLD COLD.
The cherry crop has been completely decimated. Tart cherries 100% gone. Sweet, 80% gone.
>> Tart cherries 100% gone. Sweet, 80% gone.
NEIDERMAYEEEEEER!
Gone!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7vtWB4owdE
We could fight cold with conventional weapons, but that would take years and cost millions of lives.
Can’t you just burn a bunch of tires? It’s not like you’re selling cars up there.
I guess a few days ago, Michelle was going on about how she grew up in an “itty bitty” apartment , and that’s how she argues she and ‘bama are champions for the little guy. It was a rather NICE upper flat, not an itty bitty apartment. Anyway, I found this comment from a 2008 daily mail article –
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-517824/Mrs-O-The-truth-Michelle-Obamas-working-class-credentials.html#ixzz1tiklA0Im
J’ames, I would try to warm things up by excessive driving, but gas it too expensive. We’re DOOMED.
The difference between the Obama’s and many families in financial difficulties today? those book deals. They were living way beyond their means,and then the magic happened and saved them.
Yet now THEY are lecturing us about struggling.
If only we could all get a bogus book deal, or be handpicked by a political party to be it’s next big thing.
The Obama’s what?
STFU Hotspur.
I was referring to the past finances of the PResident. Before he got his crazy money.
The idea that he succeeded because people gave him a chance is bullshit.
Unless he’s referring to the fact that people gave him a chance to be president.
W/o politics,they would have been your typical family with an underwater mortgage and in debt.
Happy Birthday, MJ!
I’m a hockey player?
Happy Birthday, MJ
http://youtu.be/L_fCqg92qks
OSO!
Glad to see you weren’t eaten by pumas.
The idea that he succeeded because people gave him a chance is bullshit.
Mostly because he hasn’t succeeded. He’s won a series of lotteries. I remain convinced the guy hasn’t done a lick of work in his life.
Yes, right. But it really galls me when they go around lecturing us about how to succeed. ON their part, it’s all theoretical. They won a lottery.
Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/7xtjz8l
It’s MJ’s birthday?? Happy Birthday, Shady EmJay Trigga!
You shouldn’t play with a balloon animal like that in public, btw. Not trying to harsh your party…just. Stop that.
If we are “negotiating with the Taliban” why are they attacking us?
Because we are the oppressors of goat f*ckers, woman haters, and the way the world should be run. STFU and submit.
I do think it’s kind of funny that the anti-war left kinda went home after BO was elected.
Michael Medved outed the left about the VIetnam protests as well, noting that it dried up once the draft was suspended. They weren’t anti-war, they were anti-me-possibly-being-selected.
68% of American servicefolk deaths in Afghanistan have happened since Obama’s been in office.
68% of American servicefolk deaths
Geoff has a good post about that at IB, Carin. Scott noticed this morning that things are rapidly turning to shit again in Iraq as well.
He succeeded because of affirmative action. End of lesson.
What the puck is this stick?!
IB? That’s Geoff’s blog right?
WTF is wrong with him?
https://twitter.com/#!/BarackObama/status/197713904443461632
Refurbished Kindle Fire’s are on sale at Amazon for $139
H2 Link
http://www.amazon.com/gp/goldbox/ref=cs_top_nav_gb27
Pffffttt, not an iPad.
WTF is wrong with him?
Heh. I like the replies.
So it’s MJ’s birthday. Happy birthday, little fella.
*bakes MJ a cake*
http://tinyurl.com/7bdacop
What did Hotspur’s iPad cost?
What did Hotspur’s iPad cost?
Which one?
Good morning, hockey puckers.
No pumas. Dan forgot my portable shower in ABQ. No cell/wifi in the mountains. Trying to catch up on comments. Squirrels are assholes.
Happy Birthday MJ…. Did MJ get a new I-pad for his birthday?
MJ blows out the candle on his birthday cake:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB0kaxolhMw
Sean, you are adorable in your new hat.
Found at Ace’s:
http://news.yahoo.com/dolphins-help-fishermen-catch-fish-231158650.html
Dolphins: The George Soros of the Sea
heh
This is what Forward 2012 looks like->
http://pic.twitter.com/SeIvGYun
seen on that twit thang
Obama 2012
Because You Can’t Spell America Without ‘Me’ And ‘I’
Obama 2012 Campaign Song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l7SPHFiJ50
Sean, you are adorable in your new hat.
Thanks. They were giving those away for free last night at the game.
Well, now II see why the Occupy crowd is so upset:
http://tinyurl.com/77bbh89
Hokay, now that I’m on the sunny side of it, I don’t mind letting everybody know I had to have surgery this morning for a partially detached retina in my right eye. Happened kinda fast, I noticed some problems on Friday, saw a doc yesterday and he got me right the fuck into surgery this morning.
It was successful, and I have a good prognosis. There are things I have to do which I’ll do. But this is gonna boot me out of Lapeerolooza, no flying until August (nothing that can change pressure in the eye until fully healed).
Bummer. But I’ll be able to see, so I am ok with the tradeoff.
Holy shit!
http://www.nctimes.com/news/local/oceanside/exclusive-football-great-junior-seau-dead-in-suicide-source-says/article_bccb943a-ba7e-56f3-8756-13d9c81a8258.html
Prayers for your healing, Dave.
Or you could drive up there…
I hope you have a quick turnaround, dave. It sounds like it could have been a lot worse.
Oh, my, goodness, Dave….so glad your prognosis is good! Smoooooooch.
How do you think it got detached?
Hey Dave, hope you are feeling better. With that being said, BOOOOOOOOO! Real men fly with no eyes. Just sayin’.
I’m talking Shakespeare with Ed Morrissey via email right now.
Living. The. F’n. Dream.
My guess is hard, driving sex.
OR, it could be that the fluid that fills your eyeball, the vitrious, gets more liquid as we get older, and can in some rare cases pull at the retina, causing a tear. The fluid gets between the retina and the eye, and causes it to peel away like wallpaper. 1 in a thousand if you’re nearsighted, 1 in ten thousand if you’re not.
They just said I’m very lucky I didn’t fuck around with it, and since we were talking yesterday and operating today, I think maybe they’re right.
Thanks. I have to be careful about some things for a few months. It’s kinda worth it to me, but I am bummed about the meat up
Mare could drive you.
I don’t believe in Mare.
DiT, good luck with that eyeball thing !
Special Birthday Edition of “Births and Deaths” links for MJ:
Events:
The first game of the Negro National League baseball is played in Indianapolis, Indiana.
Tennessee Williams wins the Pulitzer Prize for Drama for Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
Birthdays:
Catherine the Great, Russian empress
John André, English army officer
Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician and author
Patrick Hillery, Irish politician
Lance LeGault, American actor, best known as Colonel Roderick Decker in the 1980s American television series “The A-Team.”
John Glascock, English singer and musician (Jethro Tull Carmen, The Gods, and Chicken Shack)
Félix José, Dominican baseball player
Dwayne Johnson, American wrestler and actor
Kyle Busch, American race car driver
MJ, beloved Hostage
Deaths:
Giacomo Meyerbeer, German composer
Martin Bormann, German Nazi official
Ludwig Stumpfegger, German SS doctor
George Pal, Hungarian director
David Rappaport, English actor
Wee Kim Wee, Singaporean politician, 4th President of Singapore
Happy birthday mj!!!!
said it privately, but yeah, best wishes for a quick recovery, Dave
thanks you bunch of goobers
HBD MJ
Good luck, Dave.
What did the doc say about swimming? You did tell him it was an issue with you, right?
So, no poking Dave with sharp sticks for a while. Noted.
Get well soon!
What did the doc say about swimming?
*snicker….
He said stay out of pools and Long Island Sound.
*grumbles*
Such excellent news, Dave! Two eyes for watching pron are better than one. I’ve heard.
*begins sharpening stick with the word “Dave” carved on it*
He said stay out of ….. Long Island Sound.
Well, that’s just damn good advice for anyone.
Two eyes for watching pron are better than one. I’ve heard.
‘specially iffin you want to watch 3D pron
HAHAHAHA!! Wiserbuns, you’ve out done yourself!
http://i.imgur.com/nZqak.gif
They actually MAKE 3D pron now?!? Linky please.
.
So I can make sure to send that to Dave when his peepers are all healed up.
HAHAHAHA!! Wiserbuns, you’ve out done yourself!
I was inspired….
MJ, beloved Hostage
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Ok, that was seriously funny. I look EXACTLY like that.
12 days til Krom-mageddon, remember i accept pron, cash, bras and panties and bacon!
Indian names for Elizabeth Warren is cracking me up.
“Lies Through Teeth” HAAA HA HA HAA
Indian names for Elizabeth Warren is cracking me up.
“Lies Through Teeth” HAAA HA HA HAA
Twitter has really ruined this place….
Laura, my two favorites are Fauxchahontas, and Sackaja-whiner.
Ok, that was seriously funny. I look EXACTLY like that.
By the way, those last three? Absolutely 100% true. I laughed so hard when I found those, I was crying.
wee kim wee…. Seriously, I almost didn’t link anything because I couldn’t think of anyway that could possibly be funnier than it already was.
Wiser, you should tweet that
Fauxchahontas
Pure genius.
Wiser, you should tweet that
brb… twerting
Fauxchahontas
Pure genius.
I got that from Twitter.
Me need link for big laugh at tweet.
Pup have you met all the Hostages?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmQq6yLe2ww
Teaches with tenure.
What’s the tweet link for Warren’s indian names?
This is me, going nowhere fast:
http://tinyurl.com/cqnf3ad
HA HA HA HA
Mare, go to twitter and type #elizabethwarrenindiannames in the search bar.
Mare – How was Zumba class?
http://tinyurl.com/3kr3j56
https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23ObamaLoveSongs
Ha ha ha! That’s awesome Laura!
Stupid, stupid Obama and his minions. Buncha maroons.
*streaks through blog and giggles wildly*
Cyn is the chick in the blue shorts, in Chief’s zumba link.
File under no slit, sheerlock
But, as analysts dig into the government job numbers, questions are increasingly being raised about the reliability of the data,
http://www.foxbusiness.com/investing/2012/05/02/emac/#ixzz1tkbooYYg
My guess is hard, driving sex.
That or what happens when your wife smacks you upside da haid.
Did your vision get all bleary or did things get dark?
I’m glad you caught things pronto fixxo.
Shouldn’t it be noted that Obastards composite girlfriend includes a couple of guys?
Cyn is the chick in the blue shorts, in Chief’s zumba link.
HA! Yes! I got an A+.
Shouldn’t it be noted that Obastards composite girlfriend includes a couple of guys?
ZING!
composite = he wants you to think he digs chicks
Happy birthday, MJ!
Wow… it seems my little corner of the world has been busy today. Helicopter went down in a neighborhood, and seven miles away from me, a quadruple murder-suicide.
Finally! Thanks, Scott.
Scott always pulls through, unlike the rest of you needle necks!!
MCPO, I wish!
I don’t know what I’m missing but what is this about Obama’s girlfriends?
What is happening today? I seem to be a day late and a dollar short.
**scratches PHX off next vacation list**
My favorite line, she describes Obama’s apartment as “smelling of raisins and sweat.”*
http://tinyurl.com/bs275f2
*wretches in corner
Xbrad, makes up his girlfriends too. Xbrad for president.
*yawms from nap resting as ordered*
Hola fuckeros. What’d I miss?
Dave, what were the symptoms of your retina detachment?
Get well soon, Dave. Glad you didn’t put off going to the doctor.
Hope I’m not putting off going to the doctor for something.
I don’t want to be one of those dip wads on TV who find out they’re pregnant while giving birth.
Thanks Roamy. Me too. Could have been very bad.
There’s one symptom I did not have, bright flashes of light. These are the symptoms I had. There is no pain experiened in a retinal detachment:
I had a sudden onset of “floaters”. I have had them for years, they look like transparent strands. These were different, black dots, dozens of them, appeared almost overnight. Started with just a couple.
My vision began to blur in the bottom right.
Without warning, I found I had grown a couple of more inches on my already impressive manhood.
I was able to read the thoughts of other people nearby, and some animals (squrrels are not as interesting as you might think)
I finally understood partial differential equations.
I became even more irrestistable to women (surprised at that too, I really didn’t think I could get much better there).
I was at one with the universe.
DinT – Dammit! I was going to arrange a ride in a F-35 for you next week!?! In lieu of the combat jet ride, please accept my best wishes for a speedy recovery.
Thank God you sought help. You could have turned into a democrat.
As a kid I had a blue heeler who went bind after her retinas detached. The vet figured it was some sort of parasitic infection that caused it.
Amazingly she could follow along at my heels, or beside the back tire of my bike wherever I went in town. She knew where everything on our property was and almost never bonked into anything.
Then she got clobbered by a car.
I didn’t find $20.
I drove far today, my left arm and knee is a lovely shade of lobster and I’m grouchy.
The hocky hunks cheer me up though.
I finally understood partial differential equations.
**hands over the Space Pens bidness.
Then she got clobbered by a car.
Aww…poor blue heeler. I’m sorry.
Update on the lovely Julia: They released her from the hospital and put her on complete bed rest until the baby is born.
That damn dog was the most loyal critter ever. She would lay at the end of the driveway every day at 3:30 and wait until I got home from school at about 3:45.
MCPO, glad to hear the good news. Bed rest at home is definitely better than staying at the hospital.
Good news about Miss Julia, MCPO. You should get her a set of walkie-talkies.
Jewstin, glad HHD could cheer you up. (go click on Wiser’s links for MJ’s birfday.) Are you in Wyoming?
Awww, poor doggie. That’s sad, Jewstin. {{hugs}}
MCPO, you better come to Ann Arbor and do Julia’s housework for her.
Thanks Master Chief. And glad they’re lookin after your daughterinlaw
Great news to hear, MCPO!
Walkie-talkies?! Pffft. She needs one of these: http://is.gd/h4nhcs
Time to go take Mini-me to softball practice. I should go walk the track during practice, but I’s tired.
Cyn – I told her the exact same thing!
>> **hands over the Space Pens bidness.
HAH
Hockey ehh? Here’s the only hockey players that ever created even a smidgen of interest in the sport for me. If I was a chick, I’d wanna do all three of ‘em at once.
http://is.gd/thsF6r
I should go walk the track during practice, but I’s tired.
Skip it. Wednesday is “Exercise Your Beer Drinking Arm Day” anyway.
I need a drink, dammit!
I can’t drink tonight.
Haha! That’s great. MJ is so cute when he gets his stumpy little legs pumping.
Sid Abel, Gordie Howe, Ted Lindsay – The Production Line.
Excellent news, Chief.
I’d be drinking beer right now except I only slept about 3.5 last night and I need to rack about 10 tonight to make up for it. And drinking don’t help like it used to. My kidneys seem to only work when I’m horizontal these days.
I’m not in Wyoming yet. I have another 700 miles or so to go.
Ghetto bar is dead tonight. Everybody must be golfing. It’s 80 outside.
I seem to have missed why you’re headed to Wyoming, Jew.
Jeez Jewstin, could have found you a shipment to pay for your gas.
Cuz he wants to be a gay cabalero?
There’s family property in Wyoming. The neighbors keep an eye on it for the most part, but I have to go check on it now that winter is over.
Jewstin, check out the map on the POL page to find any Hostages you’d like to visit along the way.
Rats, Scott, that would have been a good deal. The fuel bill is what has me pissed off. Diesel is fucking outrageous.
I’m watching a Korean horror movie about yoga.
I’m actually pissed about the nice weather, the forecast was for thunderstorms, so I called off an outdoor work activity that would have been fine.
Okay, I guess what i’m really pissed about is the faulty forecast.
You should demand a refund.
My taxes pay for the NWS, so I really should.
OTOH, it was a government contract I’d be working on, so it’s sort of a wash.
It’s $4.35 a gallon here Jewstin and check your email.
Dear Liberals,
This is a sincere, asked in a non confrontational manner, question; When you have a candidate that is obviously lying, and says silly things that require you to act foolish defending her, why don’t you (at least) just back away and not support her?
Sincerely,
Mare
If only we could return to the “mess that Obama inherited.” $1.89 a gallon gasoline and 5.2% unemployment.
I’d be ok with that.
Dave that is a brilliant statement. Really. If Obama is such a genius and inherited such a mess, why is it so much worse?
BTW Leon, whole coconuts are cheap right now. I got one tonight but should have gotten five. Might go back tomorrow for more.
The one I got 1 1/2 weeks ago I cut into chunks. It was good for a week of breakfasts and snacks. If I get more tomorrow I’m gonna process them and freeze the nut water, the shreds and the milk for recipes later.
The coconut water is supposed to be like a natural gatorade type thing. I found it to be amazingly sweet. Too sweet. Think I’m going to do that up in ice cubes for adding to smoothies and iced tea in Summer.
We should be referring to this as the Dodd / Frank Recession.
Comment by daveintexas on May 2, 2012 7:42 pm
I can’t drink tonight.
******
* cries
>> Dave that is a brilliant statement.
Well, I ain’t on pain meds. Must be me!
awwwww, I’m ok Carin *in case you worry, there’s no pain, it just feels irritated, like there’s dust in it, I’m good*
Eye things kinda wig me out.
When you have a candidate that is obviously lying, and says silly things that require you to act foolish defending her, why don’t you (at least) just back away and not support her?
Sincerely,
Mare
Dear Mare,
We don’t care, now hand us some more money and stfu.
Bend over,
The Entitled
Dave, can you rub it? What happens if you rub it?
*you know what I mean so SYWM*
If any of you need to make a long trip, and don’t mind getting your hands dirty let me know. I should be able to help.
Tell me about it. Sheesh. Yesterday I was asking an optho guy “hey, is something wrong here?” Today I had needles in there and lasers and shit.
I be fine. I’m sorry I’m gonna miss the gig, but hey, you know, seeing and all. Probably the only excuse you’d accept.
I find whole coconuts almost too much trouble. I usually buy unsweetened, shredded coconut in bags. Coconut water is much too sweet for me.
Excellent article by George Will on his son who has downs syndrome at his 40th birthday.
http://t.co/yqkxzY7D
and don’t mind getting your hands dirty let me know
What kind of dirt?
>> Dave, can you rub it? What happens if you rub it?
Can’t right now.. there’s a protective eye cover over it in a bandage.
They injected a gas bubble to keep the retina against the eyeball while I heal (cause they took out the fluid). I have a list of things I ain’t supposed to do to cause that bubble to rupture, like leaning over, picking up anything more than ten pounds, or watching that exercise video that Cyn posted earlier.
I think rubbing had better be very gentle.
Is that dried or fresh, Leon? I don’t think I have ever seen that in the store here.
Eye things kinda wig me out.
I’m an idiot. I’m completely blanking on the title, What’s the Kubrik movie about droogs? The bit where they staple the guy’s eyes open freaked me out.
Also, check your she-mail, Scott.
can you jiggle it Dave? try jiggleling it and let us know.
SO, no sympathy for the non-drinking ’cause his doctor is a nazi and he has to lose weight guy?
Dried, Laura, it’s usually in the baking aisle.
I can grow coconuts.
I am right at the very north edge of the line
I would have a lime tree and a coconut palm if my climate permitted.
*cracks beer, raises it in sympathy to MCPO*
*enjoys charitable feeling*
A Clockwork Orange
I am planting a lime next. My lemon is taking off and has 30 lemons on it now. (I don’t think it is 3′ tall yet)
Pup have you met all the Hostages?
Dave, Wiser, Michael, Cathy, Gland, Geoff, Russ, Sobek, Skinbad, Mesa, Wicked Pinto, Kevlar Chick, Geezer, Harrison…I think that’s all. I was in MCPO`s town once but he wasn’t allowed to come out and play. I’ll be in Boston next week but I won`t have any time for socialization.
If you come to Lapeer you and I could run away together to the upper peninsula and live off the land.
http://tinyurl.com/6tt4zdv
Late to the party, but it is oh-so worth it! Yummy boys one and all!
Great job once again, Roamy!
(Thanks to whoever tweeted me that George Will article – got a little dusty at the TiFW house for a minute there…..)
Pupster – When you heading to these parts again?
>> SO, no sympathy for the non-drinking ’cause his doctor is a nazi and he has to lose weight guy?
Not tonight.
Maybe tomorrow.
There’s a couple really nice varieties of lime that are suitable for potted culture, Leon. Bring it indoors in Winter.
live off the land.
I only bounced the puppy a litte, George.
Did anybody piss on anybody else’s leg and tell them it was raining today?
That was me, TiFW. Yeah, the allergies were kind of kicking up here, too.
I dunno Chief…I was there for Bosch training when I was underemployed as a tech, Bosch usually has consultant events in Floriduh or someplace nicer than Lancaster.
Pupster – I consider Lancaster to be “the big city”.
You are amish?
I don’t remember MCPO calling any of us “English.”
So I just got Jonah Goldberg’s new book and Gregg Allman’s as well. Which to start first?
Also, the Allman book is “enhanced” for the Kindle with sound and video clips. Take that, dead trees!
Steigen Sie von meinem Rasen!
I have the Kindle app on my iPad. I shall check this shit out
But I ain’t readin shit tonight.
That’s what I’m reading it on, Dave. It’s really neat.
Nein!
*google translate*
Heh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUTXb-ga1fo
Chief, glad to hear that Julia is gonna be OK – bed rest sucks, but it’s better than having to spend the remaining time in a hospital bed.
Dave – yikes! Glad you caught that quickly and were able to take care of it before anything bad happened. If you need anything, let the Texas cabal know.
Dave, good job.
The Lapeerapalooza part sucks .
Gregg Allman is one of the few famous people I have met. Yeah, you don’t wanna hear that story.
Mare should drive you there.
Yeah, I know Scott. That does suck. I gotta stay off of planes for a while until this thing is completely healed
G Mo was puked on or raped.
She should. We’re gonna meet this summer.
…
She said we were.
Without warning, I found I had grown a couple of more inches on my already impressive manhood.
So you’re up to 4 inches now?
It was in a hot tub, Scott. No puke, but close, he was drunk, high and all kinds of other.
I asked him if he was in a band, thats when the waves started.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/05/02/friendly-fire-san-fran-occupier-hits-fellow-occupier-with-brick-to-the-face/
>> So you’re up to 4 inches now?
3.5 but I’m glad somebody laughed at it.
A long time ago the whole band lived in my town. Valerie was smoking!
Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone. Wiser, you kick ass. That was some seriously funny shit.
Wiser, you kick ass. That was some seriously funny shit.
enjoyed every second of it, mah brutha
Happy birthday, M-Jizzle.
Did anybody just watch South Park? I laughed my ass off.
“When we asked Obama to stop illegal immigration we didn’t mean for him to make this country so shitty that nobody would sneak into it!”
Ahhh, good times.
Happy B’Day, MJ, even though you’re young enough to be my grand-son, you little bastard!
And hugs to your’ Missus!
“When we asked Obama to stop illegal immigration we didn’t mean for him to make this country so shitty that nobody would sneak into it!”
Nice.
Oh God that is funny
Ooooh. I gots that on TiVo.
“Cartman joins the border patrol” is the episode. Quote was approximate. Episode was awesome.
South Park rocks.
Do a lot of young people watch South Park?
You kids and your new TV shows, that are ten years old.
Laura, my kids pay no attention to South Park. Make of that what you will… they find it “dated”
Hush up, Grampa.
Phineas and Ferb is where its at. but maybe thats just me.
I’ll let you know when I’m a grampa missy, until then I am just an old fart.
I’m still hot for SBSP.
Seattle mayor Mike McGinn kisses the occupoopers ass as they trash the city of Seattle and gets this!
http://tinyurl.com/83tcvtm
How’s that ass kissin’ workin’ out for you sparky? You leftist son-of-a-bitch.
Getting a clue yet? I doubt it.
Stupid asshole.
Dinner was brats and fries.
I still like Loony Tunes and Animaniacs.
Bugs will forever be king.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s15e09-the-last-of-the-meheecans
some jackass needs to rest his peepers.
goodnight my dear friends, and thank you. I like you too.
>> Phineas and Ferb is where its at. but maybe thats just me.
Nope. Great show.
Hah! Quote is at 17:00, Andy.
Nighty dreams, Dave. Beeeeee Gooooood!
Comment by Cyn on May 2, 2012 10:27 pm
Bugs will forever be king.
you are a very wise woman
So….what’s on the entertainment calendar for tonight?
went to hooters tonight for my brithday
VERY disappointing
Not a barn owl in sight
Curry’s in the pot getting ready to be lunch tomorrow. And for the next 3 workout days or so.
Yes. And thank you!
Leon – How many days a week do you work out?
4 right now, not counting farm work.
Happy B’Day, MJ! ♥♥♥
With that, I’m outta here for the night.
We’re going to meet DD#1 at the airport in the morning on her layover between flights – Becca’s excited about getting to see her big sister.
Sweet dreams, all!
I took today off. For the last 3 weeks, I’ve been working out 4 days a week and playing golf 3 days.
Cart for golf or are you walking? In any event, admirable.
That’s entertainment.
Perhaps the most entertaining portion of this excerpt is Genevieve recounting a race she ran with Obama; after she beat him, Obama “continued to feel a bit unsettled by it all weekend … I told him I didn’t feel that good about winning, and he promptly replied probably cos of feelings of guilt about beating a man.” War on women alert!
Wait, one of the girlfriends is real… and has terrible grammar?
Please tell me she’s also white. And has a penis.
A white, redneck, tranny girlfriend. That might actually lose him the black vote.
Leon – Walk the front and ride the back. The old knees can’t handle more than 9 holes. They start screaming at me halfway up the hill on number 7.
It didn’t say if actual sex was involved. But the grammar appears to be actual.
Although if a I writer, I would have went with cuz instead of cos.
Still, that’s a heck of a lot of activity.
Mooooooooooooooom Leon’s making sense again!
Please tell me she’s also white. And has a penis.
yes, and she looked like his mother
the quote was from Breitbart dot com Leon. The picture is of a chick that looks like his mom.
Although if a I writer, I would have went with cuz instead of cos.
It’s code. “cos” = “Kos” => “Genevieve” = “Markos Moulitsas”
http://tinyurl.com/bs275f2
bwahaha, markos!
oh crap, get out of my head beasn!
Sundays Obama would lounge around, drinking coffee and solving the New York Times crossword puzzle, bare-chested, wearing a blue and white sarong.
What self-respecting black man votes for a sarong-wearing crossword solver?
That smells like sweat and raisins?
Raisins ruin everything.
http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=19666
Bed time.
Me too. G Night.
Bring on the late shift.
goodnight all
Chief, glad Julia is out of the hospital. Dave, very happy that your eye was treated in time.
night sohohoholos
slackers!
Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man of wealth and derp.
skills
http://izismile.com/2012/03/13/piloting_like_a_boss.html
wakey wakey
Comment by scotw on May 2, 2012 9:32 pm
Mare should drive you there.
While I actually said the same thing several hour earlier, I think I was merely channeling Scott at the time.
Quick review of Obama’s week:
Tuesday – “campaign” trip to Afghanistan
Wednesday – two fundraisers (first was early)
Thursday:
12:30 pm || Lunch with Biden
2:00 pm || Meets with senior advisers
5:00 pm || Delivers remarks at Cinco De Mayo Reception; Rose Garden
Huge medicare fraud busts here in Detroit and Flint.
SHould I go for five in a row?
No.
Great Daniel Henninger piece today in WSJ.
OMG, it’s BLISTERING. Go read.
MJ was all friendly and smiles yesterday. Now that it’s not his birthday, he seems a bit petulant.
Cinco De Mayo Reception is on May 3rd?
I bet Biden scheduled that.
Well, if he schedules it TODAY he can party on a workday.
Cinco falls on a Saturday. This administration doesn’t do Saturdays. Not for messicans anyway.
no
Worst comment ever http://i.imgur.com/67i5l.jpg
“We should be referring to this as the Dodd / Frank Recession.”
Comment by Scott.
This is one of my personal peeves, that we don’t hammer this home repeatedly. They have so much to answer for and yet no one is asking the questions.
I hate driving, although I do a lot of it. We will be gone over six weeks and then may leave again for another four. Texas is hot. We may go somewhere hot….but there will be water! Oceans or Gulfs of it!
I don’t normally celebrate Cinco. Going to go see Avengers on Quatro, though.
Carin, I’m going to start taking away points if you don’t link articles.
Found it, read it, Youth vote. Pfffffffftt.
I still say we should raise the voting age to 30 with exceptions for active duty military.
“By a two-to-one margin, the women surveyed saw President Obama as more in touch with the problems facing American women today.”
* cough *
It’s not the yutes.
Eliminate women’s suffrage too, with the same exception.
Honestly I’d like to restrict it to married parents of non-felons that are 21 or older. As in, they’ve raised non-criminal children to the age of majority, and thus have a theoretically strong interest in the future of the country.
It all went to hell once women got to vote.
GWB rode in a Wounded Warrior benefit bike ride.
I miss him more every day.
Scott my pffffffffft, was more about Obama going to 150 universities. We’ve got serious problems and he’s trying to get them to worship him like they did in 2008.
Also, that statistic is embarrassing to women. It makes at least half of us look like twits.
Hahahahaha…more than half.
I’m not sure but when you look at MARRIED women, support for Obama goes down a bit. Closer to 50/50.
Work time. Bench day.
Today is found money day. I got a card in the mail about a retirement account I forgot about from 10 years ago. Free money!
I will bet that dog’s name is Bandit
amIright?
I made $20 before 9 Pups, and I sold a handgun yesterday.
Hooray for free money day!
Uh huh, liberals are hypocrites part 1,222,322,555,768:
http://therealrevo.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cracker-minority.jpg
Morning cool kids.
Mare killed it?
For Mare only,
http://tinyurl.com/7hdmxud
Ok does can look too
I love this gif, well done, PUPS!
http://tinyurl.com/chryx85
I love this gif, well done, PUPS!
http://tinyurl.com/chryx85
I love that he picks the dog up and sics him after the guy. LOL.
Morning Cyn.
Yeah, and the dog is eager to get the guy!!
MOrning, racists.
Found it, read it, Youth vote. Pfffffffftt.
I thought the article was about more than just the youth vote. It’s about the future, as he’s peddling it to the youth. I love the bit about how the best advice he could give to a college graduate, unemployed, with debt, is to join a union because THAT is the future Obama is “betting” on.
That’s kind of my point too….how was he not BOOOED out of the place? Really?
In the department I work, I’d say that 90% of the women think Barky sucks donkey balls.
Honestly, I run into more and more Obama bashers. At the gym, at the grocery store. Everyday Pat sees the same EVERYWHERE he goes.
Those polls are insane. I’m sure in California and New York, it’s 80% pro Obama, but in my corner of the world, everyone is hurting and wants him GONE.
Though I have one sister who despises him and one sister who votes for free shit – because we as a society must be forced to take care of each other – it’s only right donchaknow.
That’s because you are at work, beasn. If you were on the dole, it would be 90% Peggy Joseph “Prezdint Putt Putt is gonna fill my gas tank”.
Unfortunately, more and more people are being put on the dole.
I am fairly confident that the country will boo him out of office in November. Good Riddance Don’t let the door hit ya and all that.
You didn’t like my oats Mare? Not at all?
I’ve been hearing the same kind of stuff lately. People are telling me that Obama sucks, unsolicited.
*looks up petulant.
That makes sense.
NEW POAT, PEEPS
I know someone is going to ask, “are you better off than you were 4 years ago,” but I also think, “we can do better than this,” will strike people as being 100% true.
The economy is about to take a pretty big shit, and the Keynsians have been totally discredited. Time for tax reform, pro-growth policies, and getting the fuck out of the way of small business.
Mrs MJ and I are looking in to taking a risk with our OWN business and I’m starting to see why only the very brave take a chance like this anymore.
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