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Firsties?
See, I told you.
Yes!
FORWARD!
That was some of the longest two minutes of my life.
There was a joke in that video, right? I didn’t get it.
I’m not watching because I suck at pool.
I thought all men were good at pool.
I hour until the Obama address or whatever .
Soccer field.
Tut tut . It looks like rain.
I thought all men were good at pocket pool.
Fixt.
I need my Hostages peeps to send out some positive thoughts to the lovely Miss Julia. She is being admitted to the hospital tonight for observation. Her blood pressure spiked last week and has not returned to normal. TYIA.
Prayers for her and your granddaughter, MCPO.
Good Thoughts and Prayers going out now, MPCO.
Will do chief.
Done and done.
Will do chief.
Does Herself know that you feel this way?
I thought all men were good at pocket pool.
Fixt.
Haha! Nice fix, Roamy!
Will do chief.
I’m writing that one down!
Happy thoughts, Miss Julia. Kick that blood pressure square in the poon!
Must. Not. Tell. Pregnancy. Story.
urhnh!
We’re gonna be in Afghanistan until 2024 now.
SCOAMF
If I sleep in my office, I lay down with my feet bracing the door, so that couldn’t have been me.
40 minutes until pork tenderloin and baked yam. So hungrytired.
20 minutes until chicken/broccoli casserole.
There might be a problem. . .
http://tinyurl.com/d2zvv43
Didn’t I hear that sleeping with your feet towards the door brings bad luck?
No wonder your chicken got dead.
No wonder your chicken got dead.
Not cool.
What is he doing with his hands?!!
http://tinyurl.com/75xtqpa
Thought of you today, MCPO. It was Two for Tuesday on my favorite radio station. They played “Rikki Don’t Lose That Number” and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4xpBPs72FM
Though black cards can make you money,
You hide them when you’re able.
In the land of milk and honey,
You must put them on the table. . .
“Didn’t I hear that sleeping with your feet towards the door brings bad luck?”
That has to be wrong.
Scot – Didn’t your name used to have two “t”s?
http://memegenerator.net/instance/14865034
Heh.
^^ HAHAHAHA!
Was Bill Clinton the first person to describe the raid to kill bin Laden as politically dangerous for Obama, therefore gutsy? Because if he was, he made Obama look like a real dick.
MJ – Like that’s a challenge?
nice one, leon!
I’d like to see someone make Obama look like less of a dick. Don’t think it’s possible.
Leon – HAHAHA!
Yes MCPO. WordPress is a bitch and I want to stab her.
Master Chief, Saint Johns Little Sisters have lit candles for Miss Julia
Tenderloin still slightly rare. 10 more minutes.
Teresa had gold today on the Dan “pansy ass” Savage Issue
thats why o love this place – True Diversity in action
MJ – Like that’s a challenge?
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I know, right? What a backhanded compliment. I wonder if he knows how shitty it is to view it that way? My guess: http://is.gd/bgjNP9
Why do we have to put up with this faggotry?
Obama is such a fucking asshole. He had to fly to Afghanistan. Yea. Had to.
tis the gayness of the hour i guess, then again im a serious fan of broadway
To tell them that it was okay if the Taliban took over, essentially.
Car in, i like the cut of your jib, may I subscribe to your fanzine?
wpDunn – Thank you, sir.
Yes you may.
What is the big deal? Obama is bragging that he did what Bush wanted.
It is funny that he thinks it is the high point of his tenure.
Master Chief, Paying it forward Sir
WordPress has been a bit of a hoor lately, yes.
I thought it was just me with WordProsthetic.
I didn’t like Bill Clinton because he was a lying asshole and I know he got away with a lot more than grand jury lying and ejaculating on an intern. His fake life with Hilary made me sick and I couldn’t wait until he was gone. Plus I hate beady eyes.
However, I’m right on the verge of Obama derangement but instead of liberals hating Bush, “just because, you’re stupid, shut up”, I can be VERY SPECIFIC about what I loath concerning Obama and it isn’t personal. It’s. His. Policies. Period.
His arrogant personality without a bit of earned merit is the icing on the cake. I would bet my house that he was and is the type of guy that you wanted to punch in the face.
About every 3 days, I get these insane cravings for carbs. Oh, and my weight loss seems to have plateaued at about 8 lbs. That’s only half way to my 90 day goal.
WordPOS fucked up a bunch of stuff that used to work just fine. That’s why I hate IT people and the marketing fuckers that tell them what to do. Here’s a typical meeting:
Market guy: Can you make it do something like this?
IT Guy: Well, I caaan. But why would I?
Market Guy: This is great everybody loves this.
IT Guy: If there’s a signed paycheck in it, I agree.
Bush has quietly gone about his life after the Presidency (unlike that nasty piece of work, Carter), and continued to support the troops and maintained far more than a handshake, photo shoot relationship with the soldiers.
MARE we are in the same boat, to me being from deep south Louisiana I’m used to political shenanigans. didn’t make it easier but i expected it, Obumbler is beyond the pale
From a cartoon at Theo’s
Once you go Commie you’ll switch to Romney.
Bush among our troops works. Obama among our troops is like Liberace getting married.
Thanks for the kind words about my post, WP – ♥♥♥
Chief, I’m sure Julia will be OK – it’s not unusual for BP to be wonky in a first pregnancy. Better that she’s in the hospital, though, where they can keep a close eye on her – there are a couple of scary things that can happen, although it’s pretty rare.
Prayers going up for her and for your family (aka her “Support Staff”). If there’s anything we can do, let us know -
I’ve been bitching about software bloat for years. Computers have wildly powerful hardware now, but nothing is better or faster because programmers realized they can get away with being lazy and sloppy. I find memory leaks all the fucking time in programs and there shouldn’t be any excuse for that.
Web 2.0 is the worst idea since Sun trotted out their precious Java clusterfuck (which never has worked as advertised).
I had a bit of yam today MCPO and did not feel the blood sugar rush from it. You might give it a try when you have that craving.
Are you taking any oily supplements?
Look what the asshole Mayor of Seattle just did, because of the OWS fuckers and their anarchist pals:
http://www.seattle.gov/mayor/media/PDF/120501PR-civilOrderConfiscation.pdf
Who the fuck does he think he is? Did he learn nothing from fuckin’ Ray Nagin?
/Rant
Fuckin’ WordPress. I’m stopping payment on our check!
Oh, wait …
>> Are you taking any oily supplements?
*cringes at possible answers*
I remember when GWB and Laura came to Ft. Hood after the Hasan murders. Very quietly, to meet with family members, soldiers. No press. Nobody even knew they were here until they had already returned to Dallas.
I respected that.
Prayers for the new mom, Chief!
Here’s my response to the mayor of Seattle:
“I don’t think so, son. We got this 2nd amendment right. But, if you’re feeling froggy, Molon Labe, bitch!”
Are you taking any oily supplements?
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Light Sweet Crude and Jim Beam.
Speculators!
Comment by Hotspur on May 1, 2012 7:57 pm
Why do we have to put up with this faggotry?
You’re about 12 hours early for HHD.
Oily supplements are something I had not considered.
*drinks bottle of Vitalis*
That ought to do it for a week or two. . .
I get nervous about fish oil supplements, because I’m allergic to fish.
Master Chief, I will set aside a evening tonight to pray for the wee one coming
romay? po darlin’!!!
i lover me some mudbugs
Another “Forward” meme:
http://qkme.me/3p2o2a
WPD, I can eat shellfish no problem. The really weird part is I can eat canned fish. Canned tuna, no problem. Fresh tuna, hives and running for the Benedryl.
One of the worst reactions ever was my parents’ favorite all-you-can-eat fried catfish restaurant. We were close enough to the kitchen, my eyes swelled shut.
good, i ever steal you away for a dinner, i can order up a whole lid full of dem bugs
Crawfish boil with corn and smoked sausage is awesome.
Pinch the tail, suck the head!
Crawdads.
My dad had strange fish allergies he could eat grouper snapper oysters shrimp and lobster. He could not eat Cod Haddock Trout Crab
The first time he met my grandparents they had Haddock and he went to the hospital.
Prayers for Julia, if anyone is listening to mine.
I was thinkin, while I’m not a bumper sticker kind of guy, I’d like to get three.
One, “Long Live the Palestinian Resistance!”
Two, “Death to America!”
Three, “Obama 2012″.
“Pinch the tail, suck the head!”
Oh, man, I haven’t had an offer like that in years.
West!
So the a-hole in chief flies all the way to afgan to give a speech and US soldiers aren’t even allowed in to watch? Forward up his backside.
I had a nice May Day beating down communist sympathizers, grevience mongers and moral relativists (sometimes all in the same personage) over at the Volokh Conspiracy.
Hey, VMax, ever’body.
Thanks, West.
Prayers from here too, Master Chief.
I scrolled down the thread, MCPO, and that one was just begging for a snark. Nothing personal, of course, but I must say I do admire the cut of your Jib, my man. Ahem.
West – I can barely keep my mainsail filled, let alone my jib!
Try pinching the tail. If the tail doesn’t slap you, you are halfway home.
Anybody else find it strange that the newsies can get all these pictures of the “Dressed in Black” anarchist punks smashing windows, slashing tires, trashing cars, and yet, the Seattle PD has arrested two?
Seattle government, yeah, I’m talkin’ about Mayor McGinn, SUCKS ASS!
I’m totally in agreement with the banned ‘Big Dick’ in that these assholes should have been given 5.56mm enemas, right off the bat.
VMax, I have occasional shrimp allergies, it’s weird because it doesn’t always happen when I eat shrimp. I’ve come to believe it’s likely more about where they’re harvested than just plain shellfish allergy (I tested negative for that).
Arrest them and prosecute them for crimes? I’m all in.
Shoot them dead in the streets? Sorry, we part ways on that. Unless someone’s life is at risk that’s just wrong.
I seem to recall we conservatives has a problem with the Tiananmen Square Commie Crush Them solution.
I am trying one last time to comment. This is 5th try. Why is WPOS so crappy?
I am with you Dave (the shrimp thing is curious unless it is a white brown pink thing)
What is insurrection? Isn’t that a shootable thing?
Dave,
a while ago, I could see your view. This has gone on WAAAAY too long here. Time to draw a line.
Yeah, if they would do what you say, and if found guilty, they draw hard-time, sure.
That would NOT happen in the ‘Hipster-Douchebag Capital’ of the NorthWet.
I’d look at it, at this point, like stepping on roaches. Too much, for way too long.
Go to komonews.com and watch the videos.
Old and intolerant, I am, now GET OFF MY LAWN!
Hi Sohos you look lovely this evening.
ChrisP, I suspect our frustration is with law enforcement (not being enforced) because of Democrats in municipalities using this mayhem as a political weapon.
If so, then I share your frustration.
However, if it were, say, Republican mayors and councils directing officers to shoot them down in the street, ABSENT a threat to innocent life, sorry. We part ways on that.
Dave,
Just to be clear, I’m not talking about the smelly hippies/OWS protesters.
I’m talking about the ‘anarchist’ assholes that use every protest in Seattle as cover to pull this shit.
THEY need to be removed from the gene-pool.
Speak for yourself, Dave. Well, maybe I could back off to “tase them in the streets”.
Somebody wants to slash my tires, They are going to have a talk with Mr. Mag-Lite, at the very least.
I have a sure-fire method to eliminate car theft. Place cars randomly around, wired to blow up if the engine is started. Wait.
After a certain number of explosions with the scattering of the remains of would-be car thieves around the immediate area, word would get around, and car theft would drop precipitiously. This should also work with vandalism, with a slightly more sensitive fuze mechanism.
I’m sorta with Dave…. sorta. I’m always leery of giving the state more power.
OTOH, I’d have no problem with business owners using deadly force to protect their businesses from looters, vandals, and mobs.
I always speak for myself.
“Pull this shit” has legal connotations. There is a bar in this nation for “taking a life” and if it isn’t crossed I’m not about to endorse it like “convenient bug spray for things that annoy me”
>> OTOH, I’d have no problem with business owners using deadly force to protect their businesses from looters, vandals, and mobs.
Agreed. There is an implicit life threat, and I absolutely believe we have the right to protect our limb and property
As I pointed out before, there are many fewer news-camera-folk, than there are SPD. The newsies can spot and film hundreds of these punks trashing shit. SPD has arrested TWO!
WTF,O?
Yeah, it is because of the Seattle/Washington State political climate.
Had they done this in Spokane, Yakima, or even Tacoma, the outcome ‘may’ have been different.
SPD has been getting a lot of heat for ‘brutality’ lately. That might have a big effect on this. Still, the property damage has been huge.
Portland coddles these bastards, too.
Oh well,
So it goes…
It is legal in Texas to shoot someone robbing your neighbor.
That is a good idea that ought to be adopted everywhere
Tazing in the streets is not lethal and has a nice sound to it.
I agree with you Dave – you are completely right. I also agree with Xbrad, excepting the deadly force part. I would heartily support protection of private property using, say, a 20-gauge loaded with rock salt, however.
I carry concealed and I follow the law. I have the right to protect myself and others from harm using deadly force. That doesn’t mean shooting an asshole who is breaking a window at Starbucks or swiping a TV (much as I would like to wing im).
I do, oh man I do understand the pure frustration watching Dem controlled cities instruct their police to ignore crime for political gain.
Vote em out if you don’t want your shops trashed.
That’s how we do it.
Hey West, have I ever told you about the time I caught 4 pieces of rock salt in my ass when I was a teenager and trespassing? heh.
True/
That rock salt thing is for the movies.
If you’re going to shoot somebody for real, you’d better be shooting to kill them.
We really should just press forward with separating the country. Idiots out on the coasts and the rest of us in middle.
Oh, and my homemade french fries sprinkled with the faintest hint of sugar are worth dying for.
Heh, Dave. I got mine in a pumpkin patch. Same place. The only other exposed spot was my elbows.
Okay, “Kill ‘em all and let GOD sort it out”, MAY be too harsh.
I concede the point.
If they would “AT LEAST” make an honest effort to round them up and put them through the justice system, I’d be satisfied, and they would be discouraged from pullin’ this shit ‘Every Damn Time’.
That does not happen. That NEVER happens. This anarchist shit happens over and over again.
My frustration builds and I’m all for fixin’ it once, and for all.
I need to have another drink, and think about tomorrow this will be over, the insurance claims will be filed, and life will be back to normal.
Mayor McGinn can take his “Emergency Weapons Confiscation” order, and shove it up his fat ass.
I’m better now…
Dave was in the movies?
But seriously, there’s as high a likelihood that someone you shoot and don’t mortally wound will intensify his effort to kill you as there is that he’ll turn tail and run. This isn’t something you leave to chance.
Callin’ out around the world, are you ready for a brand new beat?
Summer’s here and the time is right for Tazin’ in the street.
Tazin’ in Chicago (Tazin’ in the street)
Down in New Orleans (Tazin’ in the street)
In New York City ……
>> We really should just press forward with separating the country.
It’s been tried.
*squeezes Chrispy’s shoulder knowingly and hands him a raisin cookie*
They were doin’ it wrong the first time, Andy.
See, we share the same frustration Chrisp, we want law enforcement to enforce laws, to protect people and property. I’m totally with you on that.
I’m in a pensive mood though. Pay no mind.
Haha! Sing that for us live at Lapeerpalooza, GMo.
Idiots out on the coasts and the rest of us in middle.
well… fuck you very much…..
Oh yeah, that. Thanks for making the sacrifice, wiserbuns. We’ll miss you.
I just saw the header pic… hahahaha!
You need a cookie too, Dave?
We’ll miss you.
HAH! I see you have forgotten the fatal flaw in your plan.
Lauraw
Idiots out on the coasts and the rest of us in middle
Wyoming: Hey! Look at our shiny new nuclear power plant!
California: We have a wind storm due Thursday. Odd numbered houses can wash their dashikis in tepid water. Not hot.
more meme http://qkme.me/3p2rdq
Hostagette Only Slumber Weekend. In Arizona.
No carbs or sugar tonight hon. Hugs are good.
“Oh, and my homemade french fries sprinkled with the faintest hint of sugar are worth dying for.”
KILL ME BABY * to the BAR*
Cyn,
Thanks for the squeeze and the cookie.
Dave, that’s it, exactly.
Enforce the fuckin’ law! Without regard to race, creed or color!
Do it now. Do it universally. It applies to everybody, even congress.
One law! One Volk! One… oh I may have gotten off the track here.
Never mind.
/Emily Latella
My hugs are often rather sugarful. That gonna be okay?
ya know, thats a deal!
Dave, I see your point about you as Joe Schmoe walking down the street not using force to stop a protester.
But you do agree the shop owner has that right, correct?
And Andy, surely you would never “shoot to kill!”
You’d “use deadly force to stop an attack” and no more.
I was always taught if you’re going to shoot, shoot to kill, presumably if your shooting to defend your life or someone elses.
Nice alliteration, GMo. How’s about ‘Tazin’ it to the streets?”
Unfortunately, it seems we are way past the point of expecting the powers-that-be to enforce the law with thugs and/or rioters. Now, if’n you kill a Delta Smelt, expect the full force of this fully operational bureaucracy to come down on your head – but smash a few windows & burn a few cars? No prob, dude.
xbrad, as The Duke said, any man worth shooting is worth killing.
“Shooting to wound” is another bullshit thing from the movies that will leave you dead. If, perchance, you are unlucky enough to be shot by me but live, it will be an accident.
>> My hugs are often rather sugarful. That gonna be okay?
I can take this hit. Lay it on me.
xbrad, I would use deadly force to stop someone from committing a crime where I thought my life or the life of a loved one was in danger.
That’s the last thing I’d tell the cops before talking to my lawyer. See George Zimmerman, et.al.
dont forget Westie, to foment insurrection and treason
Oh, I wasn’t in any way arguing that you should fire warning shots, or try to shoot someone in the leg.
Center mass. Always.
But “shoot to kill” is a bad term to ever utter, as it is evidence of premeditation.
Shoot center mass. If they die, that’s their fault.
If they don’t die, but the attack stops, stop shooting.
If they don’t die and the attack continues, keep shooting.
But never give an overeager prosecutor an opening to argue that you were in a killing mood.
I accept my H2 emmy and thank vmax for the inspiration.
*places H2 emmy next to nobel prize in the garage*
Oh, yeah, I should have read that as what you’d say.
This ain’t Texas. You don’t say anything at all to the cops without your attorney present.
That’s way better than an H2 enema. You got lucky, noob.
“I used force to stop him”
That’s it.
I don’t care what anyone says, that header pic is just yummy.
Xbrad,
Amen, my brother.
A friend of mine came home from work one day to find a guy in the garage trying to break into a gun-safe. The guy came at him with a crow-bar.
Lonnie shot him twice in the chest with an ‘AMT Backup’, which is a .380.
It didn’t slow him down. He chased Lonnie for a block before his body realized his heart was not pumping anymore. Then he died.
I have an ‘AMT 380 Backup’ in my back pocket.
“He ceased resisting when the trajectory impeded his path toward me.”
ahem, hug.
*hugs Dave*
a flying piece of metal made him forget to breathe
*hugs Dave from the other side”
ManSammich!
Thanks, ChrisP, I needed a beddy-bye story with a happy ending.
Gotta go now, more work tomorrah. Job is going well tho, getting more responsibility & they sent me to a trade show last week & put me in front of paying customers. Now if they would only pay me more…working on it.
G’night, all.
Well, shit.
All my pontificating made me forget to get in the “get a hug” line!
evening Aggs, hows dey hanging in the wind
Nighty dreams, West.
*hugs Brad to keep him from crying*
Hey, WP. No wind here…
*sobs*
WHOA! *dies happy*
Squeeze too hard in that hug… there’ll be wind.
aggs why you always macking on me???
(Pouting)
pardon me.. it happens
West,
Glad I could be of service.
Anita HATED trade-shows! When she wrote software for the skydiving industry, she ended up going to the PIA (Parachute Industry Association) conventions.
Dog and Pony Shows were NOT her favorite past-time.
Her software ended-up being used by drop-Zones in 23 countries, and we would get support-calls at the damnedest times.
She wrote it for the local DZ, but it sort of got away from us.
So it goes…
Heh… I was actually referring to Header Boy, Dave.
well this story is appropos of the earlier convo on carrying protection and also how the police don’t seem to give a crap.
http://hamptonroads.com.nyud.net/2012/05/beating-church-and-brambleton
It also hits the trifecta if you count 100 that would look like obama’s sons.
and the superfecta if you throw in trayvon, and an MSM story ignore.
why you always macking on me???
I’m not!!!
awww honey im jes joking hon, you are my favorite human you know!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
well, pardon me nonetheless
That little weekend meatup with Cyn and PJ cost me about $1400.
It was worth it.
Bargain at $2800
i woulda went 3900
I would have paid $5,000 and brought a babydoll.
G Mohawk,
Yeah, had he, or she, been packin’, the outcome might have been different. Would that had been so.
BAM, Yeah, mofo! THIS was for Trayvon, too! Stupid assholes.
I woulda spent $10k, then expensed it
Wiser FTW!
I think the campaign motto is FOREWARNED
As in, fool me twice,….
dammit Wiser, Now YOU be macking me
dammit Wiser, Now YOU be macking me
eh, it’s what I do…
would that be THE Americano?
Whattup, Aqualad?
you are ON the list mister!, i will send a STERNLY worded letter!
Whats Up, Wiser? Not much here.
you are ON the list mister!,
heh heh heh….
seems we both have lists then.
You have yet to make mine, but I’ll give you time…..
I guarantee you will make it. Pretty much every here eventually does.
Eating some chinese. Takin an afternoon nap. Life in the tropics…
Not much here.
perfect.
Hope all is well with you.
Eating some chinese. Takin an afternoon nap. Life in the tropics…
Like I said…
perfect.
I hate you, you know.
Hope all is well with you.
Could be better, could be worse….
I think I only made one list. I can’t remember her name anymore, but she left nonplussed (after I left in a huff, but came back).
It’s been awhile when you can’t remember your own history.
But I do know I am 1/164 Ojibwa indian, so I’m expecting tenure at Harvard soon.
wiser, its enviable, but you will still love me, im like the retarded zombie puppy
I’ve been better too, but when all is said and done, I’m still pretty OK.
i usually leave in a huff and a half, no more than a huff past 3
Does WPDUNN74136 = WickedPinto ??
You should try flouncing, instead, Krow.
wiser, its enviable, but you will still love me, im like the retarded zombie puppy
I love all the hostages in their own special way.
For example: Xbrad. I love him like the mentally handicapped adopted Mongolian kid my “Save-the-World” Christian parents brought home that one time….
retarded zombie puppy….
does wpdunn74136 = Wicked Pinto?
inquiring minds…..
Americano,
Just NO…
But I do know I am 1/164 Ojibwa indian, so I’m expecting tenure at Harvard soon.
You lucky, lucky bastard.
Wiser, I’ll believe you’re sincere if you take a trip to Wyoming with me; else it’s all just talk.
Wiser, I’ll believe you’re sincere if you take a trip to Wyoming with me; else it’s all just talk.
as a 1/256 Blackfoot Indian, I refuse to recognize Wyoming as Indian land.
Oh, I meant “trip to Wyoming” in the Justin way. You can blow me on honkey land, too. If you really love me…
i have no idea who wicked pinto was
i am afraid to ax tho
Withdrawn, then.
Well, have a good night, all. I’m off to the beach.
Oh, I meant “trip to Wyoming” in the Justin way. You can blow me on honkey land, too. If you really love me…
Take me diving and we’ll talk….
It is legal in Texas to shoot someone robbing your neighbor.
Sheesh. My neighbor is a doctor who is never here. He flies all over the world. Unfortunately, nobody has tried to rob him, so I have not gotten the opportunity to shoot someone.
Got to see a complete game shutout at the Big A tonight. There’s a pic on Facederp.
However, Dr. Mike did give me great references for lawn care and housekeeping.
I’m not sure these people are in the country legally, but they do a great job.
Somebody make me stop freaking out ;_;
I actually walked out and talked to Jesus, the lawn care guy, a few weeks ago. I told him I was going to increase his fee by 25%. He just wasn’t getting paid enough for the job he was doing.
Okay, Revvs…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLxQQW-rtDY
*hands Revvy some bourbon*
What is your major malfunction?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD4q3leE5Uw
Umm, I’m trying to get a booth up and running at a convention this summer… but I’m worried that the demand for space is gonna be really high and I won’t get a table.
Have you made a reservation yet?
Registration doesn’t open until Thursday
Hello hostage friends. I have translated tonight’s Bambi speech at my bloghome and think you may enjoy it.
Well, try not to sweat it until Thursday. There’s nothing you can do until then, so you got a whole day of serenity ahead of you.
but… but…. 8(
anyone remember when looking for a little coke ment a 8oz bottle?
Oh, so you’re enjoying your freakout.
I am not. I’m just freaking out even though there’s nothing I can do about it. There’s not a whole lot of rationality behind this. Anxiety disorders do that – you’re entirely aware that what you’re thinking makes no sense. And for some reason it really doesn’t matter.
Wiser, I’ll take you (and Andy) diving anytime. For free. But I get to pick the spots. I’m not too into cold water diving, so it would have to be an amazing, once-in-a-lifetime dive to get me in the 7mm or drysuit.
So what I’m saying is, get to the tropics, and it’s a date.
revvy 4 and a half questions
1. what kind of booth
2. do you have OCD?
3. what is the fluid weight of a European swallow
4. is this reality or just a fantasy
4.5 have you ever seen a ……….
And of course Mare, too.
Revvy, I don’t really know you, so you have no reason to take this advice, but for what its worth, every time you worry needlessly about something, hum/sing to yourself InnaGottaDavida (you know what I’m talking about).
I’m sorry if I was insensitive there. I guess I didn’t realize that you suffer from an anxiety disorder.
But you’re gonna be okay. Thursday will come in its own time, and things will work out the way they’re supposed to.
and remember Revvy, you have a condition, the condition ain’t got you
I think Revvy needs an orgasm.
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or two
if i had said that………..
For the record, if West happens to be reading this, I denounce TG.
WP: 1. It’s an artist’s alley booth – I’ll be selling prints and taking commissions.
2. I do not.
3-4.5 – don’t feel like answering
Americano: Hah hah, thanks… that actually might help.
Sean: No worries, you weren’t being insensitive, I was kinda making fun of myself in that response, actually.
TG: … no comment.
good luck with your booth then, im afraid my extent of art is rockwell and remington
Well hell, it always relaxes me fordarnsure.
Thanks WP.
Also, I’ll be sure to tell Daddy all about this convo, Sean, don’t worry
btw revvy what medium do you work in?
Digital, mostly.
heh
http://tinyurl.com/7jwb45o
Wakey wakey.
Just heard this on the radio – lack of turn signal use is responsible for TWICE as many accidents as distracted driving.
Take THAT Ray La Hood. asshole.
Coffee….I. Need. Coffee!
Americano, hère is an across the world hug….((((hug))))
Good morning, good people!
I was listening to Bill Bennett this morning and he had as a guest, Eric Grietens, who is, if his biography is correct, one hell of a man.
They were reviewing Obama’s embarrassing focus on himself with regard to OBL’s death. They discussed how a true leader always has sincere thanks and gives credit to others that played a more important role.
Bennett relayed the story of Dwight D. Eisenhower writing a letter before D day that took full responsibility had the mission failed.
Real leaders do and say certain things, Obama does not.
Yesterday, a business owner was shot while opening his store on the West side of Detroit.
He should have been packing, and he should have helped reduce the number of scum in our city.
Really, killing those who attempt to rob your store should be considered community service.
People are pretty pissed – he was an arab, and the entire arab-owned party store/gas station association is fired up.
Mare, there was an article yesterday in the WSJ discussing that and compared Obama to Eisenhower and Bush. I linked it yesterday. Second post on my blog.
I have coffee.
I’m going to go read that…
Obama has never had a job that requires humility. The fact that people like Obama focus relentlessly on the self, but then espouse the solution to every problem as being collective action, undercuts the argument.
It’s the John Edwards problem: “America is rigged and no one can make their own way in the world unless they were born rich. Now listen to a 30 minute speech about myself and how I made my own way in the world without being born rich.”
Carin, I “forgot” about Bush’s speech after Saddam Hussein’s capture. He got it right.
And you got it right too, Obama is a little man.
Michelle on Obama:
He knows what it means to struggle because … ?? Because SHUT UP.
We are blessed.
Why do people forget Obama came from parents who both had a college education. His grandparents were educated, his mother’s family had money. He went to an exclusive (and of course expensive) private high school, paid for by his grandparents.
This is a kid who had a things handed to him more than anyone I know.
HHD is here!
He had to go to Bagram why? http://tinyurl.com/7nq2svh
This is what the press pool saw of the speech. NO ONE- (except “his people) was in the room with him when he gave that speech.
Americano, hère is an across the world hug….((((hug))))
Mare, you make me smile!