Holy geez, I had a busy weekend. Yard work, chores, video games, D&D. I am super-ready to get back to the nice, easy pace of a 9-hour workday. After I finish this post and my steak and eggs, I’ll get right to it.
Now, women in lycra.
I know I’ve posted this before, but it still kicks ass.
You know what this POS blog needs? Less white chicks. I haven’t posted a diversity BBF candidate in a while, so taking a cue from the Obama team, we’re working on the issue. I wrote this song while trying to come up with something that could be played at every wedding, bar mitzvah, and chakra opening, regardless of gender/race/religion/height/ability to fix a washer/mayo or mustard/or if you exist at all. Did I miss any?
Today’s model began her illustrious career as a dancer in the wholesome, midwest town of Detroit. One night, while working the night shift slinging clams, it was mentioned that she would make a spectacular big fat titty model. I whole heartedly agree. Please welcome Janet Jade!!