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Monday Muscular Motivational

Holy geez, I had a busy weekend. Yard work, chores, video games, D&D. I am super-ready to get back to the nice, easy pace of a 9-hour workday. After I finish this post and my steak and eggs, I’ll get right to it.

Now, women in lycra.

If I wanted America to fail

…and your sister

I know I’ve posted this before, but it still kicks ass.

A Dog in Every Pot: Obama 2012

Saw that Obama campaign slogan from scooter down in the rainy saturday thing.

This is a nothing post which makes it brilliant. Also, Rutherford B. Hayes!

He’s a bad ass cause he got shot five times in the war.

Rainy Saturday

It’s raining here, so I can’t mow. Going to head out and check on the hens in a little bit, but before I go, we need a new post like Joe Biden needs a clue, so here we go.

How to burn rocks.

Big Boob Friday™

You know what this POS blog needs? Less white chicks. I haven’t posted a diversity BBF candidate in a while, so taking a cue from the Obama team, we’re working on the issue. I wrote this song while trying to come up with something that could be played at every wedding, bar mitzvah, and chakra opening, regardless of gender/race/religion/height/ability to fix a washer/mayo or mustard/or if you exist at all. Did I miss any?

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Today’s model began her illustrious career as a dancer in the wholesome, midwest town of Detroit. One night, while working the night shift slinging clams, it was mentioned that she would make a spectacular big fat titty model. I whole heartedly agree. Please welcome Janet Jade!!

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I bet this song will be meaningful to Hostages

But not so much to libtards and Obamabots

Some funneh

because the old poat was getting stinky.

For Carin:

HHD

Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day.  I found this classic picture of Vmax on the web.