Yet another tiring weekend. I watched a ton of anime, buried a chicken (RIP), watched all of Your Brain on Porn, and walked around a little bit. So very ready for work this week.
In any event, time to get up!
Time to be flexible!
Time for some teamwork!
Get ready for some hard work.
A little bit of dancing.
And when you’ve succeeded, time to strut.
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Booyah.
Hard work is hot
Indeed she is.
This poat is racist because I couldn’t find any Asian girls for this week.
Bubble Butt is nice too
#1 could be the tucker.
Helloo, Monday.
The family and I watched RED last night, the Bruce Willis movie. Fun flick.
Red was great. Work time.
#2 has a Titantic-size ass, and not in a good way.
So I see that Trannies ‘R’ Us site is back up.
I’m kinda wondering if we should at a Metrosexual Male Monday as an afternoon feature. It would be an interesting pairing.
I don’t think #1 is even a tranny. I agree with Vmax, the hard work girl is hot.
Andy, have you ever tried a weighted vest on your little guy?
http://www.weightedvest.com/
Pupster Boy1 always liked the feeling of being wrapped up in blankets and tucked in real tight. The vest didn’t seem to help him with his sensory stuff though.
I was happy to read about your successful trip to NYC.
We know a few girls built like these gentlemen. They are really nice, great athletes, and very lonely.
What’s attractive about a metrosexual? Eyeliner?
I don’t think #1 is even a tranny. I agree with Vmax, the hard work girl is hot.
Oh, I don’t either.
It’s just the game.
Guyliner.
What’s attractive about a metrosexual? Eyeliner?
Oh nothing. But it would be funny.
And, while I don’t think that any women HERE find them attractive, lots of women/girls do.
Mostly, though, it would be funny.
NO FRICKING METROSEXUALS, thank you very much! Having of pResident in our faces all the time is quite enough of THAT bullshit.
of = our
Pups, my neice who lives with us sews and made him the most awesome weighted blanket ever.
Haven’t tried a vest, but I’ll give it a look.
Thanks.
Having of pResident in our faces all the time is quite enough of THAT bullshit.
Word. I get Tourette’s every time he shows up on TV. I wish there was a conservative alternative to the Weather Channel, with their NBC masters.
A survey by The Sun (reputation, to be determined) states that 48% of Britons want to leave the country. I think that number is low.
It’s amazing how Politicians and policy makers can literally ruin a country.
Wake up good citizens of America.
Having of pResident in our faces all the time is quite enough of THAT bullshit.
Word. I get Tourette’s every time he shows up on T
It isn’t Obama’s metrosexual tenancies that drive me batty. That shit is just funny.
It’s everything ELSE about him.
Obama’s wife is more of a metrosexual.
From wiki:
describing a man who spends a lot of time and money on shopping for his appearance.
The metrosexual air just adds to the fact that he’s not a leader, he’s just a scam artist. How many fundraisers does he have today?
I gotta go to work. Later, taters.
He had a fundraiser last night, none today. Michelle has two.
Drudge: Obama has attended more fund raisers than every President since Nixon combined.
Mare, it’s very, very important the he get re-elected. Michelle has grown very fond of the lifestyle, and he hasn’t really made enough money to fund that quality for the rest of their life.
His only other option would be to write another book or something, and no one really read the other two.
Last week I switched from the several different pairs of shoes/ sneakers/ clogs I have been wearing out, to an old pair of sneakers I haven’t worn in years.
Foot and knee pain goes away.
*suspicious look*
Guess I need to switch back to…*looks at sneaker* Avia.
Good morning, cool kids
What do you mean, another book? Someone else wrote his other books, amirite?
I like my Merrell shoes, laura. My foot issues cleared up when I started wearing them. Plus they last longer than other shoes. Well, except for the Red Wing boots I have.
He wrote outlines for the books, J’ames. I’m sure that required some work.
I like how in this week’s MMM pics, you can’t see the Adam’s Apple on any of them. Thumbs Up, Leon!!
Isn’t that just the sweetest picture? Teamwork gal #1 is holding up gal #2′s boobs while she lifts that big ole weight.
Everybody needs somebody sometimes.
Prom night:
Left, mare…..right, Rosetta:
http://tinyurl.com/7ogzmql
“Isn’t that just the sweetest picture? Teamwork gal #1 is holding up gal #2′s boobs while she lifts that big ole weight.”
HA! That’s what I was thinking.
I have a pair of Merrill’s but on long hikes they hurt my toes.
I’ve also been better about taking off my shoes as soon as I get home and trying to barefoot most of the time (well, with socks). That seems to be helping as well.
Merrell sells barefoot shoes. So that could be 24/7 barefoot!
fuck shoes.
I’d go barefoot all the time if I could.
You know what this poat needs? A pole vaulter.
I offer you one of the best.
http://is.gd/UTgAwF
And a high jumper. This one has nekkid pics out there but I didn’t choose one cause I know the rules and shit.
http://is.gd/noWPpS
Here’s another exercise link for Carin: http://whole9life.com/2012/04/the-whole9-five-movements-series-part-1/
I’m kind of pissed off that I don’t know what most of these exercises even are.
At the school where I taught in Hawaii, kids could go barefoot until High School.
They might have changed that. But you will still find rubber slippers in the halls all the time.
Rubber slippers?
Obama is a hack:
http://tinyurl.com/7bqoxek
Rubber slippers:
http://www.allproducts.com/plastic/darchie/Product-200710814117-l.jpg
Pronounced “rubba slippa” in Hawaii.
I’m still not sure why Leon is so enamored with all these testosterone injected “women.”
You know what this poat needs? A pole vaulter.
I offer you one of the best.
I see your pole vaulter, and raise you an Allison Stokke.
http://is.gd/TnYiu8
So, rubba slippa = flip flop.
Yes, Jay.
We call those “zori” or “flip-flops”.
My dad hollered at us last year for wearing flip flops. He said they do bad things to your stride.
This was news to me. Just remembered it and looked it up.
http://www.accuweather.com/en/health-articles/aches-pains/foot-patrol-are-your-flipflops/34699
http://tinyurl.com/c7jhct6
HA! I love it when the dummies get a beat down.
I am 100% certain that there are many, many people in Hawaii who have never worn anything besides a rubber slipper (flip flop). Even to funerals and weddings. The only reason a lot of people wear athletic shoes is to compete in sports where they have to be worn.
Heh. I went looking for the pic of Alison as well. Leon, here’s a site that may prove useful for you.
http://olympicgirls.net/girls/athletic-girls/pole-vaulting-girls/
Hot pole
smokingvaulting girls kilt it?Yay, new hashtag on twitter to pwn!
http://twitter.com/IMAO_/statuses/196985866982408192
So, will Teh One take tomorrow off as a holiday?
“In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher’s stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: “Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen.” Which means:
“Glad to meet you! Don’t drink the water. The cows have shit in it.”
The man shouted back: “I’m from New York and just down here
campaigning for Obama’s health care plan. I can’t understand you.
You’re in America, speak in English.”
The rancher replied: “Use both hands.”"
Heh.
New Braunfels is a pretty cool town. Central Texas is full of people with German and Czech ancestry. They got off the boats in Galveston, started migrating north and west and when they found the hill country they decided “yeah, zis is nice” and stayed there
glory days!, only 15 more shopping days until the glorious day is here!
remember folks a kind word and a gift certificate from hooters means you love me
Dave – about that Michael MOrton case – it appears as if the prosecutors … did some shady stuff. Hide evidence that STRONGLY pointed to his innocence. Later , judges refused to re-open the case.
I just wondered if there was some backstory as to how this could have possibly happened.
Good morning, wage slaves.
I posted hooters on Friday, wpdunn, that will have to suffice.
“I’m from New York and just down here
campaigning for Obama’s health care plan. I can’t understand you.
You’re in America, speak in English.”
The joke would ring a little more true if the guy instead told the rancher that he would provide materials on Obamacare in his native language.
It wouldn’t be the first time a prosecutor got overly ambitious – they’re elected officials in Texas. Witholding exculpatory evidence is a bad thing. I was just sayin that 25 years ago DNA forensics were practically non-existent.
When we went to London in 03 we did one of those walking tours, this one was about Jack the Ripper. Each story of the different murders confused me, there was so much physical evidence at the murder scenes, but the dude reminded us that forensics was unheard of in the late 19th century, fingerprinting was unknown for example.
It just seems that in this case … it was so horribly blatant. Hiding evidence …
And it doesn’t help that the prosecutor is now a judge. Yikes.
Another one under the bus!
Where’s that whore Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/7sawjqc
Crucify them has resigned *cough*
http://tinyurl.com/7nm2pz5
well, that’s a shocker.
You guys suck.
I’m bored.
xbrad, your comic was funny.
Three in a row!
Four
Don’t you have some children to teach?
they’re sitting right here. Arguing whether or not to go to the gym with me.
Oh, good lord:
*sitting down while gently holding a roll of paper towels in my lap, pretending it’s a chicken*
(practicing for Carin’s party)
I haven’t decided if I’m going to let you hold one of my chickens Lauraw. Maybe Leon could bring one of his and you could practice on one of those first?
http://tinyurl.com/84plkza
Close enough.
Dinner with the President and George Clooney? Which one plays hostess?
I haven’t decided if I’m going to let you hold one of my chickens Lauraw.
*sticks out pouty lip*
B-b-but! Look!
*shows slightly dented end of paper towel roll*
See?? I hardly twisted this one at all! That’s progress! You should have seen the first three!
IT’S A TRICK POAT!!
They are ALL tucking!
http://news.discovery.com/earth/hot-wind-farms-120429.html
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAAAAHHAAAA
Hehe, Pupster. That reminds me of this nice cat I had in Hartford.
If you didn’t store away the paper towel roll she would attack it.
She’d tackle the roll, hug the whole thing between her arms and kick the hell out of the end with her hind claws.
Little stinker.
Ca rin, judges are elected officials here too.
Sometimes I wonder if that’s a good idea.
*shows slightly dented end of paper towel roll*
See?? I hardly twisted this one at all! That’s progress! You should have seen the first three!
You are getting better.
*prepares “chicken bunker” for Lapeerpalooza
Ca rin, judges are elected officials here too.
Sometimes I wonder if that’s a good idea.
I just wondered if there was some huge backstory of corruption. Or if the guy was running for office or something.
I mean, shit – a note complaining about lack of sex the previous night? THAT was their proof?
Toilet paper is a cat’s arch nemesis.
Stupid cats.
Lack of sex makes it justified. What the hell, Texas?
Sox is incredibly lazy. Despite having his litterbox right next to the TP for 8 years, he never once destroyed a roll.
Lindsey Lohan was at the Correspondence dinner on Saturday? Honestly, WTF?
Well, I just spent $3500 on nothing.
Got pulled for the rectal exam by Mr. IRS over my 3Q 2011 taxes.
Did the whole shebang starting at 7 this morning.
“Accepted as filed”
Fucking pieces of shit.
Why are their hollywood folks their anyway? There were a ton. Honestly, I can’t help but see this as a sign that we’re beyond saving.
there.
Could have been worse, Herr.
How’s screw selling?
Comment by xbradtc on April 30, 2012 1:58 pm
there.
Don’t be pedantic, Brad. There might be drugs involved. And we all know how those druggies are.
Does Sox have a problem with poo sticking to his fur?
“Accepted as filed”
At least you got a reach-around.
I like events like the WHCD. The objective journalism schtick doesn’t just take a backseat, it rides in another car, on another highway, in another country.
Hahahaha
I love that cartoon.
Yea, I saw that, but with my stupid internet connection it takes forever to go back and correct a mistake.
In other words, bite me.
How’s screw selling?
Moved on. I got what I wanted, which was sales experience, which was a horribly lacking tool in my toolbox.
I’m 42. Height of earning ability. And if you don’t own it, it ain’t worth doing. Opened a restaurant yesterday, one last month, and am working a deal on a good janitorial contract. There are so many fucking people that want to work I figure they should.
I haven’t slept in 6 days. But this is really cool.
Things are pretty good. I haven’t made a dime in 6 months, but having a ball! Course, I have to have a talk with the bank tomorrow, but I can blow somebody and make it all good.
Don’t know. Part of my concern about electing judges and prosecutors is that they are necessarily involved in politics, specifically party politics. Former Travis county DA Ronnie Earle (a Democrat) was notorious for filing charges against Texas Republicans in office, and recently snagged former House Majority Leader Tom Delay with a new campaign finance law and some serious jury shennanigans.
Congrats, Herr!! If you’re happy, then I’m happy.
At least you got a reach-around.
My brother’s a lawyer, and he was there for the interview, but he was not my counsel. He of course recommended somebody who knew what the hell they were doing.
Have you any idea how rare “accepted as filed” is? They never do that. They can always find something. This guy couldn’t.
Both the attorney and the accountant basically said this is a license to steal for the next ten years. They just got embarrassed.
What kind of restaurants? Do you serve deer face?
>>Congrats, Herr!! If you’re happy, then I’m happy.
It’s a “go for broke” moment. I’ll either retire in Bermuda or in your basement, Cyn.
Holy crap!
I just looked at my site stats from yesterday – apparently a LOT of people were trying to find a link to the piece of music that was played at the end of last week’s “Magic City”.
Google (or Bing) “Don’t Be Cruel” and “Magic City” and see what pops up.
I’ll wait.
Search Tags – so THAT’S how they work…..
>>What kind of restaurants? Do you serve deer face?
Italian. Your only actual expense is cheese. For 3 bucks of pasta and tomato and cheese, you can put it on the table at 13.99.
I have a higher margin idea in mind, very different. Higher capital needed though.But franchisable.
Course, I have to have a talk with the bank tomorrow, but I can blow somebody and make it all good.
“The skills to pay the bills” just took on a whole new meaning.
>>I just looked at my site stats from yesterday
That was me. xBad emailed me and told me you posted titty pics. And I just hit “refresh” like a fool.
>>“The skills to pay the bills” just took on a whole new meaning.
Secret to a good blow job? Breathe through your nose……..
Thanks, Herr (I think…..).
Glad to hear that things are looking up – I’m sure you will land on your feet (after you blow the bank manager, of course).
How’s our future Moronette, Sophie, doing? Is she still on task to take over the world before she hits her teens?
Dave, I’m not sure it really matters, elected or appointed, it’s all inside baseball. I had a long talk with a good friend who is a 20 year veteran of a city police force about how one goes about becoming a judge. I think I extended the conversation here or at IB as well with Biw and Michael. Short story is to be a judge you have to be involved in politics, to get invited to the right parties, where you meet the right people, who can steer you to a nomination for the bench. Popularity contest meets good old boy network.
It’s a “go for broke” moment. I’ll either retire in Bermuda or in your basement, Cyn.
Hey, that’s our plan.
Hopefully Cyn has a lot of room in her basement. Or garage.
>>Is she still on task to take over the world before she hits her teens?
All I know is that the phone bill had a number of calls to Columbia and her paypal account has 73000 dollars in it.
Also, Chuck Grassley called.
Herr learns about life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYJCHoEDNgs
No basement, but two-car-garage… pleeeeenty of room.
Sounds like things are rolling along for ya, herr. Good for you!
Herr – check this place out, it’s Italian food’s answer to Chipoltle:
http://www.mypiada.com/
Going like crazy here in C-bus. You order in line like Subway and can point at what you want. Italian fast food.
How come hot climates don’t have basements? It’s nice and cool in the basement.
Hire Me Herr, I am good.
I really like the concept, Pup. High revenue flow. Labor intensive, though. You’re going to be bumping uglies with your labor cost all the time. It would work in high density/turnover environment.
Yeah, it’s not checkered tablecloths and candles stuck in wine bottles. Cameron Mitchell owns it if you know who he is, big time restauranteur around here.
Might have to be that our ground is very, very hard. You can get them, but they’re mighty expensive.
I’m pretty sure most of us don’t have basements here in SoCal because of the earthquakes.
We don’t have them because the water table’s so high. My barn well is only 17′, and I could fill a cistern pretty well with my sump pump most of the time.
I could fill a cistern pretty well with my sump pump most of the time.
Yeah, uh, me too.
Not that you’d ever need a cistern in Michigan, of course.
OK, gotta buy a coupla beers for the attorney and accountant that pulled my sorry ass from the fire this AM.
Love you guys.,
Love Kilt it.
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/disapproving-cat-disapproves-of-you1.gif
If it keeps on raining, the levee’s gonna break. . . #randomlyrics
If it keeps on raining, the levee’s gonna break. . . #randomlyrics
Not gonna happen. Bush isn’t in a position where he can order them blown up anymore.
Everybody have fun tonight…#randomlyrics
Wiser – But Rove still has his hurricane generator!!
How come hot climates don’t have basements?
Fewer people = More land for everyone!!!!!
Plus, no hills/mountains.
You ever tried DIGGING a basement? Who wants to pay for that?
In West Texas, they have a lovely little geological entity called “Caliche” – lime deposits mix with rainwater and form a rock barrier literally at ground level.
You can’t cut through that stuff without some heavy-duty equipment…..
Well, heck, we don’t do it by hand up here either!
But it is a lot softer.
Good luck Herr.
I kicked ass today so I am punching out early.
I’m like a dog in heat, a freak without warning…#randomlyrics
The so-called Freedom Tower is going to take 9 years to construct, and they’re bragging that it just surpassed the height of the Empire State Building. Construction began 6 years ago.
The Empire State Building was built in a little over a year.
Wiser – But Rove still has his hurricane generator!!
Sorry, the levees can easily withstand any hurricane Rove’s machine can throw at them, despite the gov’t contractors’ and union workers’ theft and incompetence during their construction.
Seriously, Cat 5? pshaw. Levees laugh at Cat 5 hurricanes.
You gotta use explosives. It’s the only way they can be breached.
If you don’t believe me, ask Spike Lee
The Empire State Building was built in a little over a year.
Did you enjoy working on that project, Hotspur?
>> How come hot climates don’t have basements?
Mostly 3 reasons depending on where you live in Texas, and what you live on:
1) bedrock. A basement dug out of rock just becomes a rock swimming pool, the water has no place to go.
2) caliche. This soil swells when it gets wet, and contracts when it dries. Can’t properly engineer the basement walls to stand up to that.
3) underwater (coastal plains area): groundwater is a mere few feet below ground
No basements for Texas. I remember them in Alabama.
Hey, MCPO, I noticed that American Sniper is #8 on the NYT Best Seller list this weekend!
way cool
If you put a shovel in the ground in my backyard you will reach water very quickly.
No basements for Texas.
So, where do you keep your gimp then?
Did you enjoy working on that project, Hotspur?
Why, I oughta…
You tell him, Pups!
http://tinyurl.com/728t4d7
My dog ate my homework. My president ate my dog.
Basements here in Florida?
#1 Sand not real structural
#2 Groundwater within inches of the surface
Add 1+2 and Mush!
Hahahahaha
Between Wiserbud and Xbrad, I can’t get any respect.
MJ digs in his back yard:
http://tinyurl.com/7sh5eq5
Between Wiserbud and Xbrad, I can’t get any respect.
And all is right in the world again.
The leftist douchebags on Twitter are blaming the victims of their spam flagging. How dare conservative have the temerity to comment on their dumbass hashtags?!
As a victim of their fascist behavior, I condemn myself for having an opinion.
MJ digs in his back yard:
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Well, nap time. Then juice and cookie!!!!1!!!11!
Hey, Chief, check out my FaceDouche. My father-in-law gave me that photo. I think it may be the only one in existence.
The leftist douchebags on Twitter are blaming the victims of their spam flagging.
They;re just pissed because Twiiter and Facebook were theirs and they could do all of this stupid shit and convince each other they were smarter and cooler than us dumb ol’ right-wingers.
Oops!~ Guess we got smarter than them really fast, huh?
Hahahhaha, Hotspur.
I may not be funny, but I can be mean.
This poat should be renamed to “Chicks with Dicks”
This poat should be renamed to “Chicks with Dicks”
Bad idea. We were trying to keep xbrad from showing up and that would have been like irresistible to him. As it is, it took far longer than usual for him to show up for “Spot the Tranny.”
This poat should be renamed to “Chicks with Dicks”
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She Male Fail
Y’all are jus’ jelly h8rs.
https://twitter.com/#!/laurww/status/197062590839521280
Hey, Hotspur…
http://tinyurl.com/78vsfuf
#Forward http://tinyurl.com/dyld82c
# Forward
http://is.gd/2T0pac
http://heygirlitspaulryan.tumblr.com/
#Forward
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3p1rgo/
#Forward http://tinyurl.com/88xk7tu
Fore!!!!!!!!!!!!! Werd!
What is the forward meme referring to?
Also, pups disapproving cat was good.
Hahahahahaha
Gabe’s:
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3p1jou/
OMG….Forward is Obama’s new slogan?
hahahahaha…Now I get your memes. Well done, H2
One of my flaming friends would always say this if you asked which way to go: Always forward, never straight! Hey!!!!!!!
Elizabeth Warren appears to be an idiot. Meaning her appearance has idiot written all over it and she says and does stupid things.
Rush is so right, politics (mostly democrat women) is a means for the ugly to get attention.
This stupidity made me lol:
http://tinyurl.com/bl8r7l7
This made me laugh too:
http://tinyurl.com/7mgegsv
Why doesn’t Romney just say often and loudly:
“With the intel we had combined with the excellent SEAL personnel available it would have been an immediate decision to go after Bin Laden. A fifth grader would have made the decision faster than the 16 hours it took Obama.”
I own this POS.
Well, what should be talk about now?
Oh, I don’t know, let’s talk about me!
Ok, what color saddle are you wearing right now?
Well, it all started in a Catholic hospital, St. Joe’s. From there I spent an idyllic childhood romping in the wood’s next to my home, the gulch, and of course the large park and zoo.
I loved nature, animals and Captain Crunch cereal…
Oh, hi, Pups. A nice Corinthian leather (and PD may be the only one that gets that reference).
http://tinyurl.com/85eobw8
hahahahaha…..yes.
Hey, Pups, do you know anything about that suspicious quarter?
Concerning yet another Leon Monday poat of trannies and tuckers … I’ll take Mare, or Sohos, or Oslo, or Roamy, or Carin or lauraw .. .thank you very much.
Mare, Romney already said it.
In 2007!
http://hotair.com/archives/2012/04/29/romney-in-2007-on-whether-hed-reserve-the-right-to-go-after-bin-laden-in-pakistan-of-course-but-we-keep-our-options-quiet/
Xbrad, that’s the statement he’s being misquoted on, he needs to put this out there again. Right now, Obama is running on it.
I know, Mare. Obama lies. What else is new?
Suspicious quarter, horse?
http://tinyurl.com/497yfbd
“I know, Mare. Obama lies. What else is new?”
Nothing.
Ass quarter I bet.
xbrad and mare, I like Romney’s newest comment on the subject even better:
http://hotair.com/archives/2012/04/30/romney-cmon-even-jimmy-carter-would-have-given-the-order-to-take-out-bin-laden/
Katie Pavlick is speaking in Houston tonight. Jewstin should go.
Ass quarter I bet.
And the Fed says inflation is low…
HA! You’re right Jay. That’s a pretty good comeback. It reflects poorly on Jimmy Carter and Obama…two birds, one stone.
(L to R) Cyn, Mare, SoHoS
http://tinyurl.com/74lsjub
Wow, pretty early to drop the Carter card.
I saw that, J’ames. That’s gotta leave a mark.
“When these Sapphic sisters saddle up, ecstasy is only a hoofbeat away!”
hahahahaha
derp
Romney should run on hope and change.
I don’t think it’s ever too early to point out Carter is a nasty asshole.
I don’t think it’s ever too early to point out Carter is a nasty asshole.
Romney should tweet that.
Oh, and would one of you tell Bryant Gumble to STFU and then punch him in the mouth?
Thanks in advance.
Hello-oooo Mare & Sohos!
If he goes to work for ESPN I will do what I can Mare.
I think I’ve seen the guy in the last picture wearing a bad 70s porn ‘stache.
Thanks, Scott.
Wow! Delta is buying their own refinery.
Jewstin are you close to the intersection of 610 and 45?
I’m about 25 miles from the south loop, Scott.
Here’s a writeup on the Mary Poppins performance I took the little guy to: http://townhall.com/news/entertainment/2012/04/30/parents_cheer_autismfriendly_mary_poppins
There’s two of those intersections
Shit – the northern one.
The north loop is about 40 miles away.
Houston is bigger than CT.
I had a place in Florida that was about the size of Hartford. . . what’s your point?
Houston is enormous. It’s a giant pain in the ass. No matter where you live, everything is far away.
WHITE GIRL DANCE!
http://tinyurl.com/cggpc4h
I don’t remember much about Houston other than it was the vasectomy billboard capitol of the world.
Wonderful article, Andy – so glad your little guy had a good time!
We’ve got some movie theaters in the area that do something similar about once a month – they have a “Special Needs Screening”; lights are not dimmed all the way down, and everyone understands that it’s gonna be a little bit noisy.
It’s nice for families to have that option.
(We’re fortunate that Rebecca doesn’t have a problem with most movies – we do have to let her sit on Mr. TiFW’s lap when big noises come up, though!)
https://twitter.com/#!/jimgeraghty/status/196950087430193153/embed
I haven’t seen vasectomy billboards, but laser hair removal seems popular.
I dont know about yall but those girls wear me out just looking at them
I can’t look at em anymore.
Whoever is responsible for Mary Katharine Ham’s makeover deserves an Emmy.
M-Kat was always a hottie, just approachably so.
I only saw vasectomy billboards in Atlanta. Figured it was for all the Yankees with their kids in the car, headed for Florida. “Honey, stop the car for a minute.”
I’ve seen billboard ads for reversals.
Mini-me was sent to bed an hour early. Math homework made her cry.
How old is mini-me?
“Mini-me was sent to bed an hour early. Math homework made her cry.”
I’m laughing because, a) that’s funny and b) been there.
Math shouldn’t make mini-me cry. I suspect geometry or trig.
Mini-me was sent to bed an hour early. Math homework made her cry.
Oh.
Ouch.
**goes to bed**
Mini-me will turn 11 in less than a month. It was fractions. Her brother did a better job of explaining than I did, mainly because he was patient, and the explanation involved pizza.
When do they teach geometry these days? I had it in 10th grade.
Pie taught Dave fractions.
Leon, Rocketboy had geometry last year in 9th grade. Algebra II this year. I also had geometry in 9th grade, but I was taking it the same time as my youngest brother, who was in 12th.
Aught from aught is naught.
I’m gon’ be one of them double-naught spies, Uncle Jed.
I remember geometry causing a lot of problems with girl brains.
I went from idiot to genius in one year, and then back to idiot.
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/the-chicago-way-forward.jpg
Forward
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3p1unw/
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3p1upk/
Wait, it was 9th. Geometry, then Algebra 2, then pre-calc, then calc.
Then proof-based calculus, then series and sequences, then differential equations, then partial differential equations, then numerical methods. Then things got difficult.
I recall when my geometry teacher told us we were going to discuss “spatial relationships.” I raised my hand and said “what makes them so spatial?”
/texasredneck
My geometry teacher was the first lesbian I ever met. She made us sit in sex-segregated seating.
I found math easy as hell. Calculus was my wall.
Someone needs to use a Titanic Forward meme
Partial differential equations was my wall.
Calculus was frustrating for me at the time, but I didn’t realize why until grad school. The first time through, you’re just taught calculus by axiom, you can’t prove it until you learn analysis, so you just have to take calculus on faith unless you go that far. Same thing with trigonometry, but trig is intuitive enough that you might not notice. I didn’t.
Me too Scott. I made it through Calc III kicking and screaming. It took me 4 tries to pass Calc 1
Forward!
http://is.gd/1Cs3x6
Calculus made me doubt the purpose of my existence.
MJ, HAH!
Hey V. I put up a meme of the Titanic earlier today, but the ship was approaching the iceberg rather than sinking. It’s somewhere in this tranny post.
Leon explained it…….faith based math.
Pedagogically, I’d teach analysis first, but it’s not practical like calculus. Yes, that hurt to say, but it’s true. Calculus without proof is useful, analysis is useless for most things practical.
It helped me with stat.
I learned enough to pass it, and then I set it on fire.
I was having such a shitty day until the FORWARD! campaign came out. It took all of about 3 minutes for people to start making fun of it, and hitting a theme. The train and bus on fire are GD hilarious.
Must have been intuitive for me up through partials. Rocketboy wants to do better than me in math, and he has the intuition to do well. I don’t remember having to explain much to him.
Stoaty Weasel has shops of the forward logo
http://sweasel.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/forwardwhite.jpg
http://sweasel.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/forwardblack.jpg
For you artist types.
Did anybody catch anybody else with their hand in the cookie jar today?
I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH!!!!
I lied.
**sends XBrad to bed early
wait, he might like that…
Hey Sean, you ever wish you would have gone into TV news instead of print journalism?
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/stop-reporting.gif
MJ came out?
That’s nice.
HA! I’m mental and backward, geometry was the only math class I kicked ass in (and the only math class I loved until grad school).
I emailed you a version of the plane/wall test with the Obama logo, Dave.
Scott, STUF.
Am I doing it right?
Hey Sean, you ever wish you would have gone into TV news instead of print journalism?
Yes. We don’t really get to wear makeup in print journalism.
You should file a grievance.
I mean, there’s nothing that says you can’t wear makeup, but the company doesn’t pay for it.
Deduct it as a business expense. Make the IRS prove otherwise.
You can’t put a price tag on pretty, Sean.
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3p1xfr/
Ahahahaha!
Math is a foreign language. I think in pictures.
The son is minoring in maths.
Man, if she’s an Indian, I’m opening a casino.
I saw that MJ, but when I try to save it (to use it later), it’s a useless “ghost-peg” Too bad, cause it’s funny as hell
I’m more of an Indian than she is, if only for the massive amount of curry I eat.
I think I’m like 1/16th, though. Just enough to make growing a full beard tricky.
I’m trying to discern the cause of a math discussion on the H2. I did accounting for about 10 years. Never had an error that I failed to catch and correct with 5 days. . . had to take algebra 2 twice.
>> I’m trying to discern the cause of a math discussion on the H2
We were trying to calculate your age.
DinT – Abacus.
This might work…
http://www.redferret.net/?p=10335
http://www.redferret.net/?p=10335
It’s… huge.
We tried to take advantage of my American Indian heritage by maybe getting a scholarship to help pay for wiserdaughter’s college.
Turns out she’s only 1/16th American Indian and therefore doesn’t qualify, as you have to be 1/4 or less.
But you can be 1/128th American Indian (and not have to provide any proof of that at all) to gain special protected status at Harvard as long as you are a good liberal, cheating an actual American Indian out of a slot?
Liberals are truly the scum of the Earth.
It’s… huge.
Nah, it’s just the angle from which you are looking at it that makes it seem that way…
Never had an error that I failed to catch and correct with 5 days
It took you that long to get your shoes off?
ghost-peg
There’s some low-hanging fruit. **looks around for trap
IT’S A TRAP.
Funny thing about Warren, being an Oklahoma native going back generations, it’s likely she could in fact have some native American ancestry of some small percentage.
But that she never documented it, and just claimed it to skate on the entitlement highway, that is so fucking awesome I am gonna love watching her scramble to “prove” something she never bothered to prove before except for “granny stories about me!”
…
Also Obama ate a f’n dog.
Nah, it’s just the angle from which you are looking at it that makes it seem that way…
Angles?!? Well, that explains a lot.
A SCOAMF eatin’ dog.
Angles?!? Well, that explains a lot.
It’s all about geometry…..
You probably wouldn’t understand
so THAT’S what’s so spatial about them!
Oh, I do know geometry.
This for example…
—–> <—–
occupies seven inches of space.
HAHAHAHA! That came out even smaller than I had originally captioned!! BWAHAHAHAHA! *snorts laughing*
hahahahahahaha, good one, Cyn.
This for example…
—–> <—–
occupies seven inches of space.
Just not for very long…
I know about math ’cause I play golf. The sport is all about range and azimuth.
Everyone stop talking! The asshole is here! Maybe if you all stay wewwy quiet, I’ll think you all left, and I’ll leave too!
See? IT WORKED!
See? IT WORKED!
Is he gone yet?
Warren plays this before every campaign rally
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NevytosR4XA
*peeks out from behind the couch*
Andy apparently sucks at this game.
Andy – This fits better for MS. Warren’s age group:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzI5YqV89kg
Warren plays this before every campaign rally
Actually, I think she plays this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLK5ZOjWaXE
No, really! It’s this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ojRQ15My7s
All I know is that it’s an inch more than when I was fat.
The sport is all about range and azimuth.
Neat, so is synthetic aperture radar.
Actually, I think she plays this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLK5ZOjWaXE
The gheyness quotient of that is abnormally high.
After an eyefull of that keyboard player, I think it will be a week before my sphincter unpuckers.
The gheyness quotient of that is abnormally high.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
It’s the official song of Innocent Bystanders……
It’s so ghey that Dan Savage bullied them.
The keyboard player makes Liberace look like an NFL linebacker!
It’s so ghey that Don Lemon became straighter watching it.
Neat, so is synthetic aperture radar.
I was gonna write a post once on SAR and ISAR, but got confuzzled. Phased array is about as complex as I firmly grasped.
I sometimes wonder how my generation was born. I mean, I look at the 70s and everything looks gay.
It’s so ghey that it makes tuba players look manly.
It’s so ghey that it makes Jewstin look like Xbrad.
wait….
SAR/ISAR is really just a clever trick where you do the math so you can fake having a giant antenna.
SAR/ISAR is really just a clever trick where you do the math so you can fake having a giant antenna.
Ah.
We call that DiT math.
It’s so ghey that Paul Lynde told it to butch up.
Oh, hell, wiser. I had totally forgetten about that Apache.
Ow, my sides!
Wait…. Paul Lynde was ghey?
Next you’ll try to tell me Liberace was a little light in the loafers!
It’s a cover
The video is responsible for Rock Hudson going ghey.
It’s so ghey Elton John refused to cover it.
That video is responsible for San Francisco bath houses!
It’s a cover
Dammit. Gatorade was never meant to go through the nose.
It’s not actually gay, it’s LAME.
Gay is okay; it can be fun, campy, self-deprecating in a charming way.
LAME is just irretrievably awful and horrific.
That is why we chose it.
It’s a cover
I love this place.
yannow what this place needs?
a new poat.
It’s not actually gay, it’s LAME.
Watch it again, Humpty. Sure, most of them look like your typical west-coast vagina sailors, but if the keyboard player doesn’t set of your gheydar, NOTHING will.
Show me on this Flipper plush toy where the bad marine mammals hit you
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/04/30/11478304-lone-dolphin-may-be-victim-of-bullying
HEY LOOK!!1
NEWPOAT!!