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And yes…. the shrimp was cooked perfectly.
Can’t be Humpty…no hump.
Can’t be Humpty…no hump.
see, she’s had the hump for so long that she’s learned how to dress to downplay it.
Hence the shoes…
This is refreshing!
Also, I just learned that the expression “cooked perfectly” can also mean “actually cooked”
BONUS!
Ohhhhhh.
Right. Got it. Just like she “fell” down.
*wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more say no more*
If you need a witness, Laura, that the stairs were improperly carpeted and caused your fall, I’m there for ya girle. Just say the word.
She denied drinking?! HAHAHAHA!
Also, I just learned that the expression “cooked perfectly” can also mean “actually cooked”
“cooked”
fuck you.
Seriously, once you saw those shoes, did you think to look for a hump?
Of course you didn’t.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137636/SEALs-slam-Obama-using-ammunition-bid-credit-bin-Laden-killing-election-campaign.html
Actually, it was the siren-like voice that drew me in.
I was so intent on finding beauty in the face to match those dulcet tones that I wasn’t even paying attention to her back.
The shoes? WANT.
Hey, I like shrimp sushi. I don’t know what those other whiners were cryin about
The shoes? WANT.
Yeah, ’cause it makes falling on your ass s-o-o-o much easier!
See, the thing is, you look GOOD while you’re falling and when you’re on the ground.
Too much work.
Just do it with bacon, and everyone will love you anyway, Cyn.
You know what I never, ever notice? A woman’s shoes.
Seriously. You wear them for eachother, not for us.
Hey, I like shrimp sushi. I don’t know what those other whiners were cryin about
“ooooOOOoooo we hate raw shrimp, wiserbud… why are you serving us something that could kill us, wiserbud… don’t you like us, wiserbud?”
EAT IT AND STFU!
damn whiners…..
Before I shuffle off to beddy-bye, here’s a link to today’s poat over at my place – I”ve gotten a couple of very nice personal e-mails from folks who have read it:
■Mr. Savage, It Ain’t Because You’re Gay…. http://t.co/DWJ56fqr
I don’t know how, but I got over 800 hits today (I’m lucky to get 30 most days….); half of them were to this post.
(I cross-posted it to my “diary” over at RedState – I do that with most of my “political” posts on the off chance that one or the other sites crashes; that way, I have a back-up)
Anyway, I’m off to bed – sweet dreams, all! ♥♥♥
Ooo, bacon. Good call.
Wait, do ‘what’ with bacon? o_O
You know what I never, ever notice? A woman’s shoes.
If a lady is nice enough to put her ankles up on your shoulders, the least you can do is say “nice shoes!”
Seriously. You wear them for eachother, not for us.
Saw a commercial for this site last night.
http://www.shoedazzle.com/
Quickly realized that there is a major disconnect between what men and women care about.
You wear them for eachother, not for us.
Yes.
Wait, do ‘what’ with bacon? o_O
If you have bacon, does it matter?
xBrad – Excellent observation. (Gee! That’s 3 in 4 years!)
You have a point, BiW.
*thows on open toed pumps, Team Bacon apron, and gets out skillet*
That was a trick staircase. I demand an investigation.
>> Seriously. You wear them for eachother, not for us.
Maybe not you.
But for me, they do. Oh hells yes they do.
But for me, they do. Oh hells yes they do.
Mooooo-ooooooom, Dave has a foo-oot fetish!
That was hysterical
Alright. Eureka is on in a few. See y’all in another month or so.
Goodnight, Hostages.
Bed time.
Leon have you noticed, aside from the hulk pics, what certain shoes do to a woman’s leg?
You should check into this.
That was hysterical
And I would like to point out that she did NOT break her leg….
Goodnight, Hostages.
night, coolio..
I’s out also.
SEEYA!!!!
Shoes are so critical to the look. And they make me taller. Not that I’m
shortvertically challenged mind you.I’m already snoozing I WIN
Good night and sweetest of dreams to all the sleepy Hostages.
*pats each of you on your tushies as you head off to bed*
can I get two of those?
One pat per. I don’t make the rules.
That was funny! Have you been drinking? NO!
These rules suck
I know, right?!
We don’t need no stinkin’ rules.
Nipple.
Watermelon.
Fried chicken.
G-string.
Rules? we don’t need no stinkin rules….
Chocolate Ice Cream.
Shag carpet.
Spatula
Ice cream and cake – FOR BREAKFAST!!!
Navel outcroppings.
Beaches.
I’m sleepy.
Midnight-thirty here. . . off to bed. Nighty-night!
Nighty night boys, I’m not far behind.
maybe if I watched more often I wouldn’t repeat jokes?
Goodnight, peeples.
http://tinyurl.com/7vlqn9h
http://www.fornits.com/phpbb/images/smilies/dead-horse-fast2.gif
Vote Obama! No child left a dime!!
http://tinyurl.com/89po6ak
Stairs are the natural enemy of people trying to sneak in while drunk.
X, someone should have told him not to lead with his tits.
Dang – IB just went 404-not found. WTF?
Stairs and yappy dogs.
Also, my alarm system gives out a ‘beep’ whenever a door/window is opened. That’s not cool.
One thing I’ve noticed since we got one of the fancy ‘iComfort’ mattresses is that mrs Phat can’t tell when I get into bed. Her side doesn’t move at all.
IB looks fine to me. With that, it’s time for me to say derp.
It comes up fine for me.
Yeah, it came up on my other computer as well. I finally repaired my connection and could see it again.
Too bad!
Bastidge.
heh
wakey wakey
Who tapes his wife doing that?
I’m expressing solidarity with OWS by taking the day off. Of course, I have to go to jury duty, but oh well.
The class ring rep will be at Rocketboy’s school today. I didn’t buy a high school class ring because I thought my school’s design was ugly, and I knew my parents didn’t have a lot of money. I asked for a scientific calculator instead. Mr. RFH bought a class ring, which I ended up wearing on a necklace for a while. Neither one of us wear our college class rings. So, waste of money or not?
You married your HS sweetheart? Damn. Why aren’t you running for office.
1. Rocket Scientist (literal)—-Check
2. All American Story—-Check
3. Comments at H2—-Uh oh.
Never mind.
Fakanal.
http://is.gd/i3FOGr
MJ, no, college sweetheart. I’m from SC, he’s from NJ, we met at Virginia Tech. Only good thing I got out of sequences and series class.
I think I’d fire anyone who skipped work to celebrate May Day with the Occupiers. http://bit.ly/JyPmc2
Class rings are usually a waste of money. I’ve never had anyone show me one, and I could maybe find mine if bribed.
waste of money
It’s May Day, so remember to punch a commie today.
Every punch counts.
Ha – this is the entirety of an email I got from the Obama campaign last night:
[Obama campgain link ending in term "Midnight-deadline" ]
Thanks!
Rufus
Rufus Gifford
National Finance Director
Obama for America
Ha ha ha .. that was it. as if I’d been sitting there just waiting for them to send me that link.
“Every punch counts.”
Excellent point Leon!
5000 points….To be used for coconut oil, uncured, cherrywood smoked bacon (thick cut), and grass fed beef.
http://twitpic.com/9fzf0v
The Daily Beast had this yesterday, but really? 12% of the population of the US and 33% of the US’s welfare recipients??
http://hotair.com/archives/2012/04/30/california-by-the-numbers/
http://twitter.com/#!/ElBloombito/statuses/197293716417945600
Well I see WordPOS still doesn’t have the Twitter thingy fixed.
Mare, did you see the stories yesterday regarding type 2 diabetes in children? How the drugs do nothing.
For those of you wondering what the distant yelling was all about, my daughter announced 5 minutes prior to departure time that she did not have a clean uniform. This is Tuesday! I washed a week’s worth of uniforms. Seriously, WTF?!?!
Minority children hardest hit.
What drugs do you even give a type 2 diabetic? Insulin is a short-term “fix”, but what else is there, and how could any of it be a better solution than control with diet?
Minority children hardest hit.
It’s true!
Carin, where was the article?
It’s an old story, parents don’t cook, kids (and parents) eat fast food regularly, food at home is junk and soda is like water. I don’t want to start an argument but Type II diabetes in kids (and most adults) can be cured.
It’s corn, man. Doing wickedness on us. It’s like the Native Americans taking revenge on us through their demon grass.
I’m sure Elizabeth Warren is involved.
WSJ, front page, Mare.
Leon, they give them Metformin. Doesn’t do anything, apparently.
It’s an old story, parents don’t cook, kids (and parents) eat fast food regularly, food at home is junk and soda is like water. I
Ding ding ding ding
Processed foods.
You know how often my kids get fast food? I will reward them with fries if they score a goal in a soccer game or something, but other than that… maybe once every 4 or 5 months.
My boys – now that they drive- will run to taco bell after a meet or something, and I don’t approve but then what can I do? Just make sure they eat better at home.
Of course – if that ^^ is the worst they do, I can’t really complain. They don’t drink or do drugs. A taco bell burrito isn’t too bad.
It’s shameful that “drugs” are the priority treatment. I guess they figure they can’t control kids’ diets so they focus on treatment. Horse already left the barn.
Carin, your children are very active so occasional fast food fun is different for them.
As opposed to a kid who sits around inside playing video games eating crap.
well, the article ran a study regarding the different approach, and the conclusion is that NOTHING but lifestyle change will help.
They needed a study for that?
But their big lead was that it’s best for the kids to NOT get diabetes in the first place.
Again … duh?
I had a funny dream last night starring Romy Bear and a Muscle Car.
Bear was driving and talking to Romy. I am in the back seat telling Bear to slow down, and turn!
Bear doesn’t turn and we drive down a pedestrian access getting stuck on the beach.
Bear was pissed that I was yelling at him. He and Romy walked off talking while I had to get the car unstuck.
He and Romy walked off talking while I had to get the car unstuck.
It’s like you were Obama in the dream.
Well, as long as we’re talking about it, I’m willing to take the heat for pointing it out, but parents are lazy and just don’t cook anymore. Really good put together meals. Chopping for salads and marinading and grilling or putting together omelets or chicken skewers, cutting vegetables and making them palatable, and simply not buying soda is evidently, too much work.
Parents here do, and I’m always impressed with the meals you guys talk about. I did it too for 20 years. That’s part of the hard work that goes into parenting.
HA! Vman, I have lots of hilarious dreams and some of them include Hostages.
Too early gah!.
Good morning.
Hi Mare
Carin it wasn’t in a ditch! I don’t know if Bear is a Republican.
I cook at home because it’s cheaper than eating out all the time. It impresses me that Mr. RFH and Rocketboy would rather make the drive home to have dinner than stay in town and eat out before a Scout meeting.
A few years back, Mare, a homeschooling group I was involved with took a stint helping out one of the moms dealing with something (I don’t remember what) and took turns bringing them meals.
The kids had NEVER EVER eaten anything made from scratch. EVER. Everything was box this or that.
To piss you off even more – they were on aid (various sources) and the “dad” (I hate to call this wimpy male-type that virtuous name) spend about 20 hours a day playing world of warcraft, but was trying to get disability for PTSD from his gulf war time.
He was a mechanic in the army.
@@.
He was unable to work, but could manage to play WOW 24-7.It must be soothing or something?
Roamy, you are obviously a good cook and they look forward to it!
I’m always surprised that my kiddies liked my cooking too.
How can you possibly “help” people like that? I understand why you guys do help, what I mean is, those kind of people just never “get it.”
If it was just the two stupid parents….fine, but the kids end up being a mess.
Imagine NEVER eating homemade food. That is really sad.
That’s a funny dream, Vmax. Btw, it’s looking like I will be in Tampa end of June, would like to see you and MJ then.
Some of my many fond memories of growing up are the wonderful meals my Mother cooked for us.
(Although I do remember her complaining that she would spend all day cooking something and we would wolf it down in 5 minutes….hahahaha….poor Mom.)
There’s a couple at work who were complaining about how broke they were. I’m thinking WTF? you both work full-time, have good paying jobs, have only one child in public school. How can you be struggling? They get fast food for breakfast and lunch every day and get take-out food to bring home every weeknight.
She is such an ugly, disgusting political whore:
http://tinyurl.com/8xnnmz8
Eating out all the time kills the budget.
That’s the problem, what we see is obvious, they are clueless. It’s frustrating. It’s like others not understanding that welfare has a negative effect on people.
Thank you for speaking up, good men:
http://tinyurl.com/cux6nwv
Speaking of work, I’m off to it. Y’all have a good day.
I would love to see you again in June Romy.
You too Roamy. Happy Tuuuuess- um- Wednesday Eve!
dickhole
I learned on the news today that May Day is International Worker’s Day, celebrated because in the 1880s some people got killed in Chicago protesting for an 8 hour work day.
Nothing else.
I might need a new TV in the kitchen, since I threw the remote kinda hard at it.
I read an article on a lefty site about Mitt Romney’s book. He stated that people on welfare need to learn the dignity of work, because continued dependence erodes it over time.
It occurred to me that it was an actual conservative opinion, which of course, the author missed, cause you know, the children or some bullshit.
After a Marine was drummed out of the Corps for speaking his mind about the CIC, I doubt the sources on that Daily Mail story. At least the active duty source.
The only thing I ever remember doing on May Day was that cute little children’s dance around the May Pole (SYWM). Protesting work?! Yeah, you go ahead with that shit.
Bwahahaha! This makes the “Forward!” campaign even better.
http://theothermccain.com/2012/04/30/marx-engels-lenin-trotsky-obama/
Oops!
I was going to go to a May Day protest today, but it’s raining here. Besides, work, or something…
Dickholes.
Yeah, that’s just what this country needs another day of not working.
Brilliant!!
Commies and they are not ashamed to admit it.
I am not ashamed to say that Commies are silly limp dick crybabies.
Protesting an 8 hour work day? How about they try on my husbands 12 hour work day?
asshats. Workers do not shoulder a fracture of the burden.
except our employees. They’re mostly great. They know.
Or they know how tough it is out there, and want to succeed HERE so they don’t have to start over somewhere else.
And my husband bears the burden EVERY day worrying about their well being. What would they do if we fail? Keeps him up at night.
I really would punch a commie if I saw one today.
Christi mentioned again that he doesn’t want to be vice president. Rubio has said no, Christi has said no (thank God), wonder who it’s going to be.
Hmm, the general strike doesn’t seem to be affecting my workplace. Parking lot is pretty full. Everyone is at work.
I think I basically had a totally commie education. We spent months on workers movements, big oil, the evils of war, etc. Good thing my parents taught me the opposing view.
I’m sure you could find a May Day protest if you went into the city, Car in. All those unemployed have to do something.
In Des Moines, they were going to cover the OccupyIowa crowd and their protest. For some reason, there wasn’t a camera set up there, to film the masses. I wonder why.
Cyn, we need some sort of “forward” bumper sticker.
China’s “Great Leap Forward” only cost upwards of 32 million dead.
“I am not ashamed to say that Commies are silly limp dick crybabies.”
I love Vman!
Carin, people who have never owned their own business have no idea the risk, money, time, sacrifice, and well good old fashioned fear that goes into it.
I’m sure you could find a May Day protest if you went into the city, Car in. All those unemployed have to do something.
Detroit’s commie/Occupy movement is composed of 1) union workers (lots of those) 2) a small contingent of Urban hipster douchebags . The majority of Detroiters really have no time for that bullshit.
They’re too busy trying to feed their family and keep their homes. They’ve had about enough of a lot of the bullshit. THe occupy camp was an embarrassment.
Some of those “Forward!” meme pics from yesterday would make excellent bumper stickers. They were hilarious!
This guy is one of the biggest, know-nothing, loud mouth, tries to sound smart but fails miserably, race baiting, low achieving, assholes in the whole world:
http://tinyurl.com/cswvtzg
Plus, he’s a fat, hideous loser.
I didn’t see those cyn.
*cries.
The white house sucks at life. They agree to campaigns that are abbreviated WTF, Forward! which is ale commie bit, and generally have no understanding of anything that happened prior to 1996.
Hayes? A backward republican racist that installed a telephone in the WH, and took 5 bullets preserving the union.
Makes sense!
Did anyone else click Mare’s link to The Blaze and then have their computer shut down when they x-’d out of the window?
Oh, no, Cyn…should I remove it?
iPad bitches.
They are most definitely worth going back to look at them, Carin.
I don’t think so, Mare; it was probably just my computer, at least I hope it was. The Blaze is a good site. I was just tossing that out there to see if it had happened to anyone else.
WHERE?
*cries harder
No commie Apple products for me, TYVM. Cyn ♥s Bill Gates 4evR!!!
Start here, Car; they’re then peppered t/o the poat all day:
http://thehostages.wordpress.com/2012/04/30/monday-muscular-motivational-7/#comment-718221
My iPad doesn’t bitch.
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3p1jou/
No problem opening it here, Cyn. Hmmm.
Cool, thanks. That’s what I get for not skimming. I didn’t even know you were talking about HERE.
That was Gabe’s, btw.
This was mine:
http://qkme.me/3p1ryq
Im at jury duty. If I ever get in a tight spot, I’m running to Europe. No way I’d let your average Fl moron decide my fate.
No wait. South America.
Ha. I like Laura’s burning train too.
A picture of Obama shanking a shot would make a good forward meme too.
Comment by xbradtc on May 1, 2012 1:21 am
Vote Obama! No child left a dime!!
Now, THAT’S a good one!
Baby eagles are growing like weeds. Little boogers lay about their nest all loungy…..legs extended to where you can see their new pants, wings open. I’m thinking wingspan has to be near 3 feet now.
Brewfan’s family are sniffing negative at his posting the commie links to the meme ‘forward’.
We may be related.
gummamoo
*ruffles Laura’s
humphair *Happy pre-Wednesday Laura!
I’m ON IT beasn.
Happy…oh.
Oh NO.
*sigh
Well, that explains this day, anyway.
Somebody left a gate open somewhere; nothing but crazy customers one after the other.
I just taught a crazy lady how to address an envelope and sent her to the Post Office. She’s still here, rambling on. I set phaser to ‘ignore.’
Good thing I brought a little craft project with me today.
I don’t believe for a second that all those socialists in this administration didn’t know about all the freight on that slogan!
Puh-lease.
They had to know. It’s just mysterious why they did it.
I suppose, though, because as an “idea” it is a very powerful bit of propaganda. FORWARD. Onward. There is a reason is figures strong with commie propaganda. Because it WORKS.
Simple. one word. PROGRESS. duh.
You think anyone will ask them about it? What do you think the chances are they abandon it?
ha ha ha … Obama just tweeted this:
https://twitter.com/#!/BarackObama/status/197334029471715328/photo/1
laura, they are such pricks, they love rubbing our faces in their filth.
Car in is a fear-monger.
*rolls eyes*
Shall I respond to Barky’s tweet? He’s such a prick.
If I called him a prick, will I get a visit? Should I tweet him question?
If you love classical music, you should make a point of watching last night’s DWTS Classical Music themed episode. Here’s arguably the best performance of the night. SYWM.
http://abc.go.com/shows/dancing-with-the-stars/show-stoppers/ThemeGallery/962122?playlistId=PL5520946&clipId=VD55197138&autoStartFirstClip=true
They don’t think it’s a liability, they think it’s a strength. Probably didn’t think to ask anyone what it might look like to the opposition.
Even thought I got an excellent review yesterday and had to argue for the most raise (a whole siddy cent), and got it after some deliberation on their part, it pisses me off that I had to argue for the top raise and I really don’t want to go in today.
I was told, when I said that I would like to hold out for the highest amount, that that amount is only reserved for ‘role models’. W.T.F.?
Um, excuse me, when things go wrong, who do they call to fix them? Expecially when I am called at home, ON A SICK DAY, to come in and fix it.
I hope you pointed that out to them, beasn. And got it in writing.
Hey Mr. Phat, I saw one of your big-assed planes departing Eglin last week. Did I mention it was big?
Around here, we’re used to jet noise, the little shiny ones that go real fast, but your plane was low and slow. And loud.
So loud I stopped the truck in the road and jumped out to look. Wow, that was a big plane.
I had to go, the tires screeching and fenders banging behind me got to be annoying, so I didn’t get to watch as long as I wanted.
I heard on the local news that there was a big jam on Hwy 98. Only took ‘em maybe an hour to get traffic moving again. Tourists! Always screwing up the highways.
Jay, I was told as I was leaving for home yesterday, that the review will be changed. I will see it today before signing off on it.
Our department manager gets $1.50 more for us to do her job.
Mao’s Great Leap Forward killed 45 million people. I expect two-thirds fewer to die in this one word plan.
Ha. As it turns out, Forward was also a Hitler youth march song.
My “Forward” meme:
http://qkme.me/3p2b7f
(Also here: http://wp.me/p1ipEz-1Fl)
Mao’s Great Leap Forward killed 45 million people. I expect two-thirds fewer to die in this one word plan.
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Hahahahahahahaha. Look to the left. Look to the right. One of you isn’t going to make it. FORWARD!
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3p2bhj/
My first try. I hope this works.
had a comment go into the nether world to be fished out I guess.
try again. http://qkme.me/3p2bk0
HAH. Carin hits a stand up double
http://qkme.me/3p2bow
I have a couple of cousins who were mechanics for Lockheed Martin. They did a lot of work on C-130 planes and called them BUFFs.
BUFF stands for Big Ugly Flying Fuck.
If Elizabeth Warren is 1/32 native American then I am 1/32 King of France and all Brittany.
Hey Carin: http://i.imgur.com/j4Ak3.gif
I have to go on a road trip to Wyoming which sucks big black cock. It’s going to cost me a small fortune in fuel and I can’t even stay long.
Hey Carin: http://i.imgur.com/j4Ak3.gif
Hey, I think that’s the first time I got one of those!
*writes date down in diary- “Banner Day!”
HAH. Carin hits a stand up double
Ha! I was looking through all the pictures for inspiration, then it was so obvious I was afraid someone had thought of it already. lol
Oh great, Cyn – Car in’s going to be insufferable to live with for the next week or so…..
I have to go on a road trip to Wyoming which sucks big black cock.
*squashes 75 gay jokes*
*squashes 75 gay jokes*
At least your aren’t racist. That’s why I like you.
Obama is a true bumbler. He’s not even a good politician (I think this cycle proves that). During 2008 election….guess what? He was black. So he had the black vote even though he was in a fake Christian church. He had the stupid white liberal vote because they are laden with guilt. He had every dem vote (few dems crossed over) because McCain was nothing different. A dumb ass could have won that election and a dumb ass did.
Go Mare!
On Obama’s gutsiness, the day he had bin laden killed:
By leaving the course unfinished and taking a direct route to the clubhouse, he could have become disoriented and gotten lost in a sand trap, or worse, a water hazard. Had it not been for his calm demeanor in crisis, his Secret Service detail might have panicked and stampeded. Fortunately, his uncanny sense of direction allowed them to make their way back to the clubhouse and waiting limo without having to call an escort service.
Ha ha ha haa
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-gutsiness-of-the-man-who-killed-osama-bin-laden-t8921.html
Go Nads!
My first try. I hope this works.
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Hahahahahahahahaha
Here’s another one:
http://qkme.me/3p2c95
Gutsy call!!!!!!
http://is.gd/biHSAE
I have to go on a road trip to Wyoming which sucks big black cock.
Michael’s in Wyoming?
Hooooo….. that “gutsy call” link was good Lauraw.
This brief story has so much, “whaaaaaaat????” in it, that it’s almost fun. This complete asshole, douche, fake, lying piece of shit could have been President.
http://tinyurl.com/7o4fte9
Misguided woman. It’s hard to believe how much Edwards managed to wring out of people. He must be so very personally convincing.
I read last week that he was even eyeballing the money the Youngs got on the sale of their home. Fucking monstrous.
“…eyeballing the money the Youngs got on the sale of their home.”
WHAAAAAAT?????
I just watched the “Laura tries to sneak in….” again and I LOL’d, I didn’t hear the comment after she said, “I’m sick of these steps!” The narrator says, “have them removed!” hahahahahahaha
http://tinyurl.com/7o4uuu9
Now THAT’S a bumper sticker I can get behind.
So, Cheri Young was supposed to explain to her family and friends (otherwise the secret is out) her husband had an affair and that she decided to have the woman LIVE with them. And this woman is independently wealthy that’s why all Cheri’s friends see her at the best stores. She’s independently wealthy but has to live with the Young’s?? Or Andrew is giving this “woman” money to spend like an idiot and Cheri is just that special to allow Andrew and Reille to live that way?
Either way, Cheri has sold her soul, her family and her honor down the toilet.
If someone I loved and respected and worked for asked me to do that, silly me, I’d tell them they’re nuts.
Mare: http://minx.cc/?post=328751
I’d put this on my car:
FOURWORDS
Former President Barack Obama
Or this:
FOURWORDS
One-Term President Barack Obama
(I cheated)
Rumor has it that Obama is in Afghanistan.
NOT Spiking the football.
Swingers.
Man, John Edward’s is a scumbag. Asking for loans knowing they sold their house and made money?
I wonder how tight Elizabeth’s hold was on the family checkbook?
I wonder how tight Elizabeth’s hold was on the family checkbook?
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Death grip on that checkbook, I bet.
/denounces self
Happy May Day, Comrades!
/Democrat
Can you imagine, Mare?? Can you imagine someone having the temerity to even make such a request?? Big brass ones + no conscience whatsoever, holy shit what a combination.
I think I remember reading that John Edwards made a ton of money suing doctors for causing brain injuries in children. The OB/GYN didn’t performa a c-section fast enough.
The plaintiffs would sue in a county with the lowest level of education in NC, sometimes suing for genetic defects. How does a doctor cause a genetic defect?
He’s a grifter. He once pretended to channel the spirit of a dead child to the jury.
Man, John Edward’s is a scumbag.
That is deeply offensive to actual bags full of scum.
Hi Shawn! I boycotted work today to show solidarity with people that choose not to work. It’s a complicated theory I have going.
Hey mare, I need you to take care of a houseguest for a while
Honestly, the whole John Edwards dealo would be trite and as a morality play. It’s hard to believe it’s all true. How fucking stupid do you have to be?
Of course, I know how stupid people can be. My husband’s former partner is flying to Vegas where a customer is hooking him up with some incredibly hot hooker.
@@.
This guy is divorced. Two daughters. Dates a lot -he’s attractive. I don’t get it. What’s the appeal? Why are men willing to do just about anything/stupid for a piece of ass.
Hey, MJ, you DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER!!!! I’m wearing red today to show my consciousness of class struggle but also because I’m going to the Angels game tonight.
Really….Imagine that stupid, goofy bitch, Reille in your home acting like it’s hers…..”I’m here!!”
$1000-$8000 for her psychic readings? You Miss, are a dumb ass!!
And those two stupid donors who practically wrote blank checks…..it’s pathetic.
http://qkme.me/3p2e3q
Hey mare, I need you to take care of a
houseguesthousecat for a while.My cat Cosmo killed a baby bunny last night.
A BABY BUNNY
If anyone can straighten him out, it’s mare.
hmmm….
http://qkme.me/3p2e3q
Seriously, once I saw that video of the incessant preening with the mirror before an interview, I knew that Edwards was missing a few screws and had a higher than warranted view of himself.
comments keep going to the world of nether, I think its the meme thing so http://qkme.me/3p2e3q I have to trick it.
I can’t feel sorry for those stupid people. They wanted silky pony to be our president. Then vice-pres. Idiots. Even worse because they KNEW what he was like. People sell their soul to be close to power. They get/got what they deserved.
I would love to take Cosmo….Lil’Bow would love a buddy!
So, Cosmo? You gonna eat that?
HA! Mohawk, mare hates house guests who are the whores of vice presidential/presidential candidates who get pregnant and expect others to clean up the mess.
Cosmo – aside from the bunny killing, is a pretty cool cat. He has a funny “meow” and is a bizarre mix of independent/dependent. He *can* live on his own out in the wild, he just doesn’t choose to.
He was the one that was attacked by my one dog, and had his throat torn open. Survived in the woods for 10 days before he got the strength to come out.
The vet couldn’t do anything (could sew it as it was) and the whole thing healed on it’s own completely. The cat used to LEAK from his neck when he drank. LOL. Now – completely fine.
couldn’t sew it.
Okay, the “leaking”comment kind of grossed me out.
It was gross. But what could we do? They couldn’t fix it because it was sorta shredded, or something yucky.
It’s just weird that it all healed up by itself. The docs were AMAZED.
BREAKING NEWS ON MSNBC
Osamba bin Laden killed one year ago today.
Rush keeps mentioning it. Stupid MSNBC.
Perhaps they should add: “and Obama is up for re-election!”
Howdy, hawt chicks and homophobic rednecks!
BREAKING NEWS:
Poat killed by C arin and her leaky cat.
Beautiful day here. 77F, sunny and a 7-9mph wind out of the west.
Obama deciding to go to A-stan on the anniversary of UBL being killed?
Pure. Coincidence.
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g245/Rocco_2006/Foreclose.jpg
Oh goodie… Obama is going to be addressing the nation this evening.
*rolls eyes*
Cyn – I have Netflix, Amazon Streaming and a Blu-ray player. Buck Ofama can talk until he’s blue in the face.
Obama is a SCOAMF!
“Obama is going to be addressing the nation this evening.”
Oh, for fricks sake! This can’t be working, it’s even embarrassing some libs.
When I read the Drudge headlines, it makes me think that everyone is crazy.
BREAKING NEWS:
Obama is a lying crapweasel.
That is so shocking Sean.
Sean – I’m shocked! Shocked I tells ya!
He’s gonna get swift boated. Making a decision to have someone else risk their life would be incredibly hard, but actually risking your life is just a tad bit more difficult.
Oh, and the fact that he was in his golf clothes tells me that he didn’t exactly take the operation seriously. Who in the fuck golfs on the day, day before, or week before a mission of this magnitude is getting under way—-at YOUR request.
If the story is as Obama says it is—that he got the intelligence, slept on it, then have the order, why was he hauled in to watch it?
/tinfoil hat
Obama doesn’t have the balls to hit a 3 wood over water to an open green, let alone do anything physically dangerous!
He hangs curtains. And he organizes things.
Maybe he should take up scrapbooking.
I’m a little fuzzy on the definition of “Swift Boated”. Does that mean someone tells the unflattering truth about a Liberal Democrat and gets attacked for it?
Congrats, Mr President. Why don’ we go out for a celebratory dog?
/Biden
Pupster – Exactly.
He hangs curtains.
A-POTATUS.
I just finished reading Breitbart’s book. Someone will have to do an end run around the media to get the truth out.
I hope that assdouche, David Brooks chokes on his arugula. Ann Althouse, all those that just thought he was soooooo swell and tried to convince others.
IDIOTS.
Heh!
http://tinyurl.com/7qj35se
http://s58.photobucket.com/albums/g245/Rocco_2006/?action=view¤t=10LITTLEINDIANS.jpg
What’s necessary after I read Drudge:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hKrDAeNxtLA
HAHAHAHA! Great one, Mare!
Quite the music in the background of that one, Mare!
Right? Porn kitty.
Leon??!
http://tinyurl.com/89qgn4g
*steals kitty video for beasnette*
I wish that were me under the desk. Siesta!
For baby watchers – Jessica Simpson just had a 9# 13oz’r.
Congrats on your raise, Beasn!
Leon?
Not ergonomic enough.
a customer is hooking him up with some incredibly hot hooker.
Does not compute. I can’t fathom why anybody would pay for sex (or an escort which is fancy talk for sex).
I have a pair of L.L. Bean moccasins. That makes me more of a Native American than Elizabeth Warren!
.L.L. Bean moccasins put you on the far side of douchebag-hipster.
And to think I used to like you.
*Pretentious sniff
I fished a couple of your comments out of the bucket, G Mo. Not sure why you’re being dumped as spam, but whatever you’re doing, knock it off and go wash your hands!
Underpants.
Is this thing on? Somebody jiggle the handle. I think the handle needs jiggled.
See, MCPO’s moccasins are toxic.
Looks like a new poat.
New award winning poat is up.