…and the results will shock, SHOCK, you!
Update: Mila just emailed to ask me to tell MJ to stay awake for her arrival at 10:15pm and sent this pic so that he would be able to recognize her when she arrived:
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From the last thread:
(L to R) Michael, Wiserbud, MJ:
http://tinyurl.com/6mlykxw
Clean/First!!
dammit.
First rulez, second drools!
**gives Cyn a big cucumber**
That made me LOL in my capris.
One Click Headshot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXLEXjAn5Bw&ob=av3n
oooOOOooo that IS big
MJ, aren’t you passed out yet from your weekend birthday/lemon party bash?
—————-
I haven’t started drinking yet. Debauchery begins at 7pm. I have cut WAY down, so I’ll probably have to pace myself.
Who am I kidding? I’ll be a sloppy mess by about 10.
I’m sure some women like a sweet, little gherkin. . .
MOM!1! I think someone who’s into house music has stolen MCPO’s log in!
Cyn, did you arrange for Mila Kunis to drop by? If not, why not?
If there’s tequila or jagger within a five house radius, MJ, I give you until 8:45. Tops.
Slacker.
Impotent poat update.
MCPO – No, not really.
Cyn please check your g-string
Oh, okay Dave.
*opens email, recoils; speed dials attorney to reactivate the TRO. Again*
I so hate working weekends, but it’s month end. Ugh.
hey, you should disable Flash!
Funny; that’s exactly what my attorney just told me.
nyuk nyuk nyuk!
It’s awful when Dave and his Fleshlight show up in your inbox.
So you’ve gotten his emails, too, I see. Sooo then, I’m NOT the only one Dave’s sending them to as he professes? Well I never!
I’m surprised you hadn’t gotten that email before.
**double checks list**
Oh, sorry, I thought you were on the H
326 mailing list.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMpXAknykeg
Oh it’s not awful
After I stopped laughing I bought this at the dollar store.
http://is.gd/MBlgwI
Holy crap! It took stains out of our porcelain sink that I assumed were permanent.
I don’t like when people tease critters with food. I sure hope they gave that monkey a grape, the bastages.
Some of those dollar store finds are the BEST. It’s old school shit that is totally unsafe or not eco-friendly, but works great.
The husband rode out with son to check out places to live in the city he (son) will be moving to.
I wish I weren’t allergic to dogs. A dog wouldn’t leave me.
I basically love you, at this point. Thanks Cyn!
From weaselzippers – Maher opening his pie hole.
The other question I would like to ask is: Does he think he is more successful than Barack Obama? Do you? Barack Obama was born
to a single mother on food stamps and he became the first black president of the racist states of America. And Mitt Romney is the son of a rich dad and now he’s a rich dad.
The question I would like to ask is why his mother, as a graduate student, with rich parents, was taking food stamps?
Fuck you Mahrer, you pansy assed poof.
And I would say that Romney is more successful, because he actually worked for a living and didn’t suck the teat of gubmint largesse most of his life, you farking diddling shit bag.
*teases Beasn with a dairy-free, gluten-free, sugar-free piece of chocolate cake*
Dinner tonight:
Assorted cheeses
Spinach salad with strawberries, pecans, blue cheese and raspberry vinaigrette
Beef tenderloin (or roast chicken if you suck)
Horseradish sauce
Potato galette (we called this scalloped potatoes before everyone got food snobby)
Roast squash with cinnamon butter
Chocolate espresso cake
Any drink you want except for anything muddled.
MJ, you are a wonderful host!
Smoooooooch, have a wonderful time and happy early birthday.
Nothing muddled?! Huh. I hear that all of Mila’s favorite drinks are muddled.
Exceptions will be made for Mila. By Mrs MJ too.
Do any of you have either the Nikon 100 waterproof camera or the fujifilm XP 50?
Are they easy to use and do they take good pictures? My daughter had the Fujifilm XP 20 but it took not so good pictures. And some son of a bitch at the beach stole it. Asshole. Scum. Prick.
Nikon Coolpix AW100.
Thanks Mare. People have been asking if they’ll see the return of fun (drunken fool) MJ because I’ve been mostly in check for the past few months.
Chances of that happening are about 99%.
That sounds wonderful MJ.
*wonders why Cyn would think I would want something without sugar*
*drives to MJ’s house drooling all the way*
>> Do any of you have either the Nikon 100 waterproof camera or the fujifilm XP 50?
Those are Sean Penn’s favorite cameras!
Mare http://snapsort.com/compare/Fujifilm-XP50-vs-Nikon-AW100
Neighbor appears to be preparing to plant a row of privacy shrubs.
I blame myself.
Maybe next time you’ll know that you really can’t just wear your favorite underpants with the scratching hole to mow your yard, Leon.
You mow your yard in an emerald green butt thong, you lose neighbors.
I mean, the guys. Not the girls.
Tornado sirens in STL.
It’s wabbit season. I can’t confirm a kill, but I don’t think we will be seeing that one again.
Lost the internets with the storm that blew through. It got stronger as it passed us….tornado warnings the closer it got to the city.
I should never have said anything about the driveway. Relations are likely spoiled for the duration. I probably won’t really talk to either of them again unless something serious happens.
cyn, did you get my TRO ready?
I wouldn’t worry about it Leon, neighbors tend to suck. It’s great when you can be friends with them but that is pretty rare.
He a lineworker at Ford in his late 50s and I’m a professional egghead in his mid-30s. Other than location preference, our chances of hitting it off were low, but I fouled it when I got ornery about the driveway improvement sans consultation.
Oh well, I give it a decade at most before one of us has to move.
ZOMFG you guys, the chess thread is up!!!
OMG! Andy, how long of a ride is Boston to NYC and what does it cost?
It’s a little over 3 hours. It cost a couple hundred bucks round trip.
Wow. That seems high for a train.
TRO filed and approved last week, Krow. Oh and, apparently once the judge looked at that pic you sent to my attorney of what you called “My Cat”, some kind of speed processing record was set. The judge also asked my attorney to pass on to you something about “Veet for Men”, whatever that means.
Scott, it costs more because it’s “high speed rail!!!!!”
How did The Little Guy enjoy the play, Andy? Did he surprise you and last the whole thing?
cyn, i share the very best FOR the very best
I need a cigar.
That’s Acela business class. It can be done cheaper.
Play’s tomorrow, but he’s loving him some Times Square.
i have a few nice Mercados Laura
No, Laura, no you don’t. STAY STRONG GF!!
Crap. Now I have a stupid Pink Floyd tune in my head. And I HATE Pink Floyd.
seriously Cyn??, not even “Wish You Were Here?”
HA! Dave, I was just about to ask about the Pentax waterproof camera, Optio WG-1….
Did anybody break off diplomatic relations with anybody else today?
ok i have a Nikon Coolpix L22
FINE! I tried to help Mare.
sean, i ceased contact with the mongo nation
Mare you want it?
Hey, THANKS SCOTT, that was great.
OH, I didn’t see your comment wpdunn.
The H2 is VERY helpful. Very surprising.
sok
I’m looking for a waterproof deal…..thank you, kind sir!
So, ummm, when I asked the IB crowd what I should do with a Japanese exchange student, several people said, “take him to a shooting range.” Good advice, but I’m not a gun guy, so I kind of blew it off.
Funny – at lunch today he asked if we could take him to a shooting range. When I said we would try, he bowed his head with his hands clasped in prayerful thanks. So I’ll get to the point:
Is anybody in the Denver-Boulder area available to take this kid shooting in the next few days? I’ll pay, but I need somebody who knows what they’re doing to teach him (and my son, who once had a session with DinTX).
no Water Resistance here mare sorry
Scott, that site is really helpful, thank you. I went to amazon to read recommendations and it appears all cameras can suck for some people. I couldn’t get a definitive feel for which one took the best pics and which was most reliable (doesn’t break after a few uses, some people complained about that).
offer still stands to everybody , pass it along
So, ummm, when I asked the IB crowd what I should do with a Japanese exchange student, several people said, “take him to a shooting range.”
Huh. Different crowd over there, I guess. You probably would have received a lot more suggestions involving rubber fists and/or Pokemon costumes here.
True story: Back in the early 90s, my best friend’s family had a couple of exchange students come over from Japan for a while, and on the first free weekend they had, when we asked them where they wanted us to take them, they both said “Compton” without hesitating.
We took them to Six Flags instead. None of us found twenty dollars, but we all lived.
Your son is qualified.
Better a shooting range than asking to attend a My Little Pony event.
The LA Coroner that signed Andrews death certificate ‘may have been poisoned’:
http://tinyurl.com/84yx997
Hmmmmm…
Someone with Rosettas number give him a call and see that they are okay?
Lots hurt and some dead in STL when those cells went through.
http://www.accuweather.com/en/us/indiana/weather-radar-rs?play=true
I have his mailing address somewhere, Crispy. I’ll send him a card.
Sean,
He probably answers snail-mail as often as he checks e-mail.
You could have taken your exchange-students to a range, got all of you qualified, armed-up, THEN done Compton!
That might have been better than Six Flags.
The stories they could tell…
Anybody call Rosetta yet? I have his number and Mrs. Rosetta’s too. I’ll text em
Thanks, Dave!
Looks like that storm is southeast of Rosetta’s & Beasns, but could get crunchy for Phat, and maybe for Compos & Tom Swifty further east.
I’ll send a telegraph or maybe a message by carrier pigeon.
Smoke signals probably don’t domuch good in that kind of weather.
Geoff, shoot me an email at bariejr at the g string thingy. I know of one moron in the area that might be amenable.
These folks went to the wrong beer-garden after the game!
http://bit.ly/JR4EIq
The LA Coroner that signed Andrews death certificate ‘may have been poisoned’
‘Hmmmm’ indeed.
Scary shit.
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/04/23/blast-that-sent-fire-captain-flying-caught-on-camera/
I fuckin hate electricity. It’s invisible and it can kill you.
Xbrad,
There’s a fire in a transformer vault. The first thing you DON’T want to do is “Go look down the fuckin’ hole!”
Scary shit!
Geoff, I can’t take him, but if it can wait until next weekend the Boulder Rifle Club is open to the public, I don’t know if they have gun rentals.
Otherwise, lookup the silver bullet shooting range in wheatridge, I believe they have gun rentals and training lessons.
Mrs. Rosetta texted me back, they’re fine.
Dave,
Thank you!
more importantly dave , does Henry have plenty of cheese crackers?
Glad to hear that our STL peeps are OK!
Heard this last night on “Magic City” – it’s COOOOOOL:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAdmzIStZbE
Billy Swan, 1975,
Jeopardy time. See youse guys later.
So, who has been keeping the booze away from me?
I like cheese crackers, but no one ever seems to worry if *I* have enough!
because XBrad, no one considers your Tushie cute
So, who has been keeping the booze away from me?
Sean.
He’s gone all Carrie Nation on us.
well MAYBE MJ
Watching The Stand. Episode 2 starts with this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20
MJ is probably face-down in a pool of his own vomit by now. (shudder)
MCPO,
Where are watching “The Stand?”
it might not be his vomit
Captain Trips For The Win Alex!
Dave,
Ewwww….
Watching on Netflix streaming.
Went to my son’s high school production of “Wizard of Oz”. It did not suck.
Roamy was it the Actual Wizard or the BET blasphemy?
Roamy,
Where did they get “The Munchkins?”
Did Laura loan you the flying monkeys?
Closer to the actual Wizard, but a fair amount of change. There are a couple more witches and an enchanted bridge that won’t let Dorothy across. It made me wonder if that was in the book but not the movie.
The flying monkeys came out of xBrad’s butt.
Most of the Munchkins were younger siblings of the main cast or children of the faculty.
There was also a fair amount of humor in it that was unexpected.
“How do you get rid of flying monkeys?”
“With flying bananas!” **throws bananas across stage
ah there are several witches in the stories, and in “John Dough in Oz” there is an enchanted bridge.
i am a Baumian, born on the same day as the great LFB
MCPO, this is the one I remember from The Stand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ycOp67eLoM
“We represent the Lolly Pop League”
Those are some great tunes from The Stand. Is it set in the 80′s?
Public Service Announcement:
Cinnamon Altoids are like Crack. You are warned.
Carry on.
The mayor of Munchkinland wasn’t a bad singer, either, for being maybe 8 years old.
Glenda needed some work.
National News Alert: Jimmy Kimmel openly Fellates Barky Obumler at Press Club dinner.
Cyn, supposed to be around 1983-4
Roamy – Did RocketBoy have a part in the play, or do I vaguely recall reading that he did production stuff?
Cyn, this was part of his grade for Tech Theater class. He was a stagehand. He said he liked being a ninja, all dressed in black. I made my usual joke about wearing dark blue when he’s feeling “festive”.
Stephen King always wove music into his stories, it was a way to trigger our memories and engage us. Pretty smart writin.
RFH, that’s so cool. Reminds me of the night I got to play bass with my youngest at her senior madrigal concert. Proud moment for me, she and her buddy asked me to do that with them.
*snif*
Thanks, Krow.
dave-o the last decade all i hear from SKs work is a whiny noise, like a liberal’s brain succumbing to dementia
Proud moment for me, she and her buddy asked me to do that with them.
Your mom made them ask.
So, who has been keeping the booze away from me?
Sean.
He’s gone all Carrie Nation on us.
Now, that’s just not so. Just because I had to make a change in my life doesn’t mean that I expect anybody else to do the same.
*hides hatchet behind back*
Ninjas!
sean, i know what ya mean (S)
>> Your mom made them ask.
I wish mom had been alive to see it.
I’m hoping this means he has a study hall for the remainder of the year.
confession time – i actually LIKED the Tim Burton Alice In Wonderland
“Eve of Destruction” is another one from “The Stand”, but Youtube’s being cranky for me at the moment.
Ninjas didn’t wear black like that.
Barry McGuire’s Eve of Destruction Romy?
good looking band of gypsies Vmax
Don’t Fear the Reaper opens the first episode.
I’ve posted it before, but if some of you haven’t seen it, this is me and my kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5raCHdd1lXU
Thank you WPD. I have pictures I need to upload.
Forget a chicken in every pot, I have pics of a golden in every pool.
(there were 10 kiddy pools and every one was populated with multiple Goldens.
Zeke who is not around water often found a pool to his liking.
Vmax,
Is that you on the upper right?
I honestly don’t remember who sang it, Vmax. Probably.
oops
)
Chris I am wearing a black sleeved silk shirt with cream center. Of course my mustache is a giveaway.
This one Romy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntLsElbW9Xo
(my sound card is broken on this computer, I cannot hear it but I recall the pictures)
Since last night was prom night around these parts, thought I’d share this gem with you:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/61777586@N00/3601935191/
Vmax,
The ‘stache was, indeed, the giveaway! You are a wonderful, dog-loving, gentleman. Thank you!
Far right 3rd row back Chris
Did I kill it? or am I owning the thread?
She is cute and you are a smelly hippie MCPO
Woof!
Vman – As I remember, I actually got my hair trimmed the day before! And I smelled like English Leather!
What a great pic, Vman! I’d recognize you anywhere… Rawr!
Mmmmm. Coffee!
http://tinyurl.com/7amvvp8
xBrad – She’s gorgeous, so I’ll just assume you don’t know her.
hey cyn can you make Gumbo?
I’ve posted it before, but if some of you haven’t seen it, this is me and my kid
That was awesome Dave! The kids did a great job. And you too.
MCPO, I know lots of gorgeous women.
How do you think I got this awesome TRO collection?
My youngest niece went to the prom tonight MCPO. I am baffled she is 15.
I am old.
Thanks Tiger Chick, you are so hot! And Nice!
Chief,
How did you get from that “Long-haired, degenerate, comm-symp, pinko, faggot freak” (if I remember the language of the day correctly), to being a retired Master Chief Petty Officer?
You enlisted about a year later, if I remember correctly. Did your politics change?
That’s about the time I got out (Oct ’73). Our ‘little scuffle’ in SEA was over.
Just because I had to make a change in my life doesn’t mean that I expect anybody else to do the same.
Sean, you just bring your Diet Dr. Pepper and come sit by me and my Coke on the couch – we can draw funny faces on the rest of the reprobates after they pass out.
*scoots over, pats cushion, hands Sean Black Marks-A-Lot and little paper umbrella to stick in drink*
Lookin’ good, Chief! I LOL’d seeing her husband “like” that photo.
Nice Dave!
Krow – probably, but I’ve never tried.
WAITJUSTAMINUTEHERE… is this some kind of set-up for a joke at my expense? Yes?? Well, okay, then; carry on!
I went in before the “little scuffle” was over. My 1st set of orders, subsequently cancelled, were to NSD Da Nang, RofSV.
Warm Up The TRO then
STOP POKING ME!
Ix-nay on that Ice-nay stuff, Vman. I have a rep to keep up ya know.
Da Nang It!
Da Nang seemed like a great place for a kid with a forklift license!
Nytol – sweet dreams! ♥♥♥
those magic word Teresa!
Da Nang seems like a great place to eat dog.
“Whats the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?” “Pit bull is delicious.”
Cyn that is one of my best memories ever of loving my youngest daughter. I have that forever.
Xbrad, NO!!!
I think I just drank a gallon of Diet DP. Stupid free refills at Lotaburger.
Oso – You’re gonna be peeing until about 3am.
Master Chief. i drink a thimble of tea and im peeing TILL 3am
anyone seen Peej lately?
I know!!!!!
I can make gumbo. It involves okra, so I really don’t want to.
She was on FB this morning. Full day with her kids.
good deal Oso, thanks
Roamy, i dont like okra in mine, so its sans
I prefer my okra fried in a little corn meal.
Yeah, I only eat FRIED okra.
its against my religion Xbrad
I have a recipe from a former boss for duck gumbo that is very good.
>> I can make gumbo. It involves okra, so I really don’t want to.
What? WHAT?
*pouts*
Boiled okra, tomatoes and onions is almost, ALMOST as good as gumbo with okra.
My MIL said that to prepare okra:
You slice it up thin, then boil it. Drain it, then boil it again, then throw it away!
Works for me!
its against my religion Xbrad
then your religion sucks.
//beheads Krow//
I don’t like okra. My hubby does the boiled okra, onions, tomatoes thing as well as fried okra.
(( SHUT UP))
im trying to get someone to make me some gumbo
Okra or dog? Which is better?
I think the okra in the gumbo brings the “snot factor”,
i.e. the slimey-clinging stuff, (uggh)…
NOT talking “snot factor” when “The Stand” is on. I read the book three times and caught a cold every time.
Okra, fried only. And then eaten only as a courtesy to your hosts.
Dog was good. I feel guilty about that but it was actually my favorite street cart food. Way better than snake or chicken feet.
I like boiled okra and I don’t care who knows about it!
One of the Chinese restaurants here has chicken feet dim sum. I’ll take the shu mai and the baked pork bun instead, thank you.
i have et dog it is a good meal, mule is stringy sweet bitter
coon is greasy and only good if nothing else
Roamy, I love joutze and the steamed pork buns.
NYTOL!
and with that Kind Hearts and Coronets i will say good night
remember no matter what, someone out there loves you
G’night guys.
They haven’t served joutze to my knowledge, Osita. Fun gor and har gor are good, too.
Good night, WPD, and keep that ticker going.
for you my dear lady………..
Good night and squishy hugs, y’all.
G’night y’all.
Am I late to the derp?
Yes. Yes, you are late to the derp.
Nerts. Ain’t that always the way.
**flicks booger at Sean**
*releases weasel in b-rad’s bedroom*
Goodnight!
Whats the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?
Egyptian Muslims can’t have sex after death with a pit bull.
Hubby has decided to man up and chance snow in the mountains. Going camping after all. Minimalist camping. Backpacking tent. No cots. No butterfly chairs. I do get my portable shower though.
Your husband is insane.
Yes he is. Good thing we’ll be close to Santa Fe/Taos if we have to go to an hotel.
I used to get paid good money to go camping.
You had to do a lot more hiking too.
that’s true. But when I got tired of that, I got to shoot people. So I had that going for me.
We have to go out on a friend’s ranch to shoot. He has clay targets and lots of fun guns to use. The range is not as much fun. I’m going to try and sleep. G’night
Me too. G’night.
Morning.
http://tinyurl.com/6wun245
Finally!! Finally someone has the courage to fight!
http://tinyurl.com/7t4r45q
Pup, that kid knows what’s what right from the start.
I’m just glad that Dan Savage dude wasn’t giving an anti-herpes speech to those kids…
Hippy dumb ass:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/879wktt
Uh huh, Obamacare death panels aren’t making the decision for me or mine:
http://tinyurl.com/7fa6oua
For Aggie:
http://tinyurl.com/7a3kg68
Hi Mare. (stares at feet. runs away)
Not your feet, of course.
Hey Mare, can you do me a favor?
http://tinyurl.com/6nm2tpr
How’s things in the south seas, ‘cano?
HA! Americano, what the heck have you been doing besides enjoying life?
On it, Pup.
I deny these scurrilous accusations and repeat for the record I was and remain a good dog.
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/the-dog-was-baaaaad.gif
Funemployment. But if you’re gonna be out of work, a tropical island is a pretty decent place for it.
Hmmm, that stinks, Americano, but you are in a good place for it. No tourists? What’s going on down there?
I’m up, but I have nothing to say other than that Thor seemed a little low-budget.
Funemployment
Gah! The Obama/Pelosi/Geithner/Corzine economy strikes the South Pacific?
What economy can’t democrats fuck up?
“tropical island” Did it tip over? I hope it didn’t tip over.
Sorry to hear you’re caught in the Obama-induced global recession, ‘cano.
Can anyone here help me find an article that was titled something like: “Why women are trying to be hot instead of pretty”?
It was at one of our well traveled sites like American Thinker. I googled but just got “question and answer” stuff.
Mare? http://www.ncregister.com/blog/pat-archbold/the-death-of-pretty
probably via hotair http://hotair.com/archives/2011/12/31/new-years-eve-night-out-why-what-women-wear-actually-matters/
I am awesome.
Tigers!
MJ is up before 9:00 AM
Worst party ever.
MJ is alive!
“Why women are trying to be hot instead of pretty”?
Article? No. But I can answer the question. Hot girls sometimes put out, and pretty girls are usually too good for you.
Put simply, “hot” girls get more attention from men that want what men usually want.
I have nothing to say other than that Thor seemed a little low-budget.
I guess I was too busy staring at Chris Hemsworth to notice the production value of the movie…..
good morning. Who has my coffee and where are my pants?
Killed it? My work is done here
G’Morning. Who called out for me this early?. Oh.
HOW WAS YOUR PARTY MJ? I HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT TIME!!!1!
I share my coffee with you, Sohos, but as for pants, I seem not to have any either.
Pants are so Monday.
Agreed.
Let’s all stay pants free today.
I have shorts. I think 100% of the MMM girls will too. Possibly slightly less if there are any girls in just panties.
Have you seen the commercial from Pearle Vision with the “Naughty Librarian” eyeglasses look? I almost fell out of my chair when I saw it for the first time last night, and again I’m wow’d this morning. Is nothing sacred anymore? Sheesh. Keep your sales schemes away from our bedroom fantasies!
It was great. Dinner was really good, and we managed to kill almost all of the booze that I bought.
One of our friends is pregnant and she got sick and had to leave, but almost everyone else waited until this morning to barf.
I am somehow in decent shape. I mean, I feel like shit, but I can still be productive today.
Have you seen the commercial from Pearle Vision with the “Naughty Librarian” eyeglasses look?
Link?
I got a birthday card that says, “For your present I had to go to the ATM.” Then you open it and it says “Automated Twat Machine.” There’s a picture of a credit card in a vagina.
From the gaybors.
I mean, I feel like shit, but I can still be productive
todayuntil about noon.FTFY. Glad to hear was was a raging success!
Leon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTuyoOyWh0c
HAH! i love your gabors!
wakey wakey
so yesterday afternoon was a huge shower/party for my friends who are having a baby. I was invited a long time ago and I almost didnt go in light of my current situation. I put on my big girl panties and went solo mission. I had a blast. I am so glad that I went and didn’t hide away in my apt. I think I am going to be just fine. I do have a very mild hangover but nothing that a greasy burger can’t fix.
Good call on going to the party, Sohos, and yay for greasy burgers!
Raccoon got a chicken last night. Got the door open. Ga. Need to fix the latch.
Hm. Called mom about going over there today and she cancelled on me.
Looks like my day opened up.
Think I’ll take a quick drive across the River and see what shellfish is on sale over where the fancy people live.
I dried out some thin strips of zucchini on a cutting board overnight and quickly sauteed them in butter with my eggs this morning. That makes a very nice little noodle, thanks Jewstin for the idea!
Hoping to do the mussels with tomato sauce tonight.
Once again I have to thank Scott….that was the article.
Leon, it’s really more about looking attractive vs looking like you want to screw. BIG DIFFERENCE.
“…and pretty girls are usually too good for you.”
And they probably are if all you want to do is screw.
Cyn, why didn’t you mention this pants deal earlier, like a fool I’m wearing some. IDIOT! (me, not you)
And they probably are if all you want to do is screw.
I kinda like to cuddle afterwards.
Quick, Mare; take them off before noon and you’re good to go for the rest of the day!
>> Who has my coffee and where are my pants?
I don’t have your coffee.
*looks up at the sky, whistles nonchalantly*
*Scratches head.*
Wuts wrong w/screwin’?
And they probably are if all you want to do is screw.
I caveated with “men that want what men usually want”. It’s not ordinarily “the mother of my future children” for most guys.
Well. You guys certainly aren’t going to keep me entertained this morning. I may have to go DO stuff.
sigh.
I think that “hot v. pretty” article was a good read, but there was a bit of souring for me in that the blame for this falls to women:
I get the point, though, and he’s not wrong. And is there something wrong with being both?
Who wants to do my chores for me today?
http://tinyurl.com/7x8pp32
Cyn, lots of women are capable of switching from hot to demure just by changing their clothes. And many do. Or am I wrong?
“And is there something wrong with being both?”
Yes. It’s the message you’re sending and women should know better. And he’s right, they use to know.
As a person who frequents The Chive, it’s pretty easy to see that most of the girls there want to look “hot” and are happy to bend over and show their ass or lift up their shirt.
I don’t think your wrong on that, Xbrad.
Maybe that was the reason I was as shocked as I was with that Naughty Librarian commercial? I don’t know. More and more of what happens behind closed doors is now… out there. I am still of a mind that bra and underwear commercials should not be on television.
That article was just something I wanted to send to my girls because my oldest asked about it (I had mentioned it before and she agreed with the premise). I didn’t really think it was something that I would generally link here, although, maybe I did a long time ago.
I am still of a mind that bra and underwear commercials should not be on television.
Prude.
Oh, man! I love animals:
http://tinyurl.com/7ajj9x2
Prude.
Yes. Especially when it comes to my sons.
“Hot” serves a purpose and I don’t think there’s much wrong with it, other than maybe there’s too much of it; it will eventually lose it’s mystique. But it makes me a raving lunatic when I see shit like Toddlers & Tiaras.
If you were trying to watch TV and also avoid imagery of women in their underwear, it’d be tricky these days.
So cute Mare!! Cute Animals – what would we do w/o them!
Cyn, I think we need some Sparky pics.
What purpose does it serve?
I meant that as a legitimate question, not as sarcasm.
I guess to “sell” things in ads.
To get laid if you’re desperate.
On a related (kind of) topic, why does every “event” Mardi Gras, parades, Sturgis, etc., end up with the “women” disrobing to varying degrees or people being naked in some fashion? Someone always has to bring the slut factor into it.
You nailed it: it’s an old adage that “sex sells” and it works on us all to one degree or another. I’m trying to think of that dang movie where there was some conversation about trying to sell something w/o using sex… “Volvo cars: they’re boxy but they’re safe” was how it went IIRC.
On that note, I’m going shopping for pasties, break away clothing and vodka.
Be back later, good people.
Time for some crawfish!!!!
Hey–that’s my shopping list too; let’s carpool!
Mardri Gras is only about the slut thing, near as I can tell as a provincial midwesterner.
*sees Leon flex, tosses him some pretty beads*
Critical Update: I just ate a fresh-from-the-can-and-oven cinnamon roll with that Cinnabon cinnamon.
Yay beads.
Mare, I blame coed education during adolescence. Girls in constant contact with boys instinctively compete with each other on the boys’ terms, and at that age, boys are just animals, you know?
I think this is one advantage girls who attend all-girls schools have; a strong sense of themselves prior to contact with the other sex. When girls dress for other females, they like to look ‘good.’ Basically, they attire themselves so they look ‘nice,’ and avoid drawing critical attention from the other girls.
Later in life, the lady looking smart in a pretty sundress will be so much more attractive to a good man, than the tramp wearing bandaids over her erogenous zones.
…though he’ll still ogle trampy out of the corner of his eye while he’s chatting up Miss Sundress.
Yay ANAL beads.
FTFLeon
/low hanging fruit picked.
>> the lady looking smart in a pretty sundress will be so much more attractive to a good man
A cute gal in a pretty sundress makes me very happy.
Laura, you’re on to something there about “looking good”
I think I can safely lay claim to the title of H2′s resident expert on porn, and with that in mind, I have to admit, I enjoy the seduction part pretty much more than the graphic part. Given a choice between some hootchie in a thong, or something like…. this:
http://tinyurl.com/7dlynpc
I’ll choose the chick in the nice outfit for my “self awareness” studies.
Salida, no Entrada.
Oooh! Ooooh! I have a comment that’s on topic. I guess.
I deliver papers, and this AM i’m zipping around when I see this blonde chick out walking her foo foo doggie. What caught my eye was her wearing one of those knit, off-the-shoulder thingies, where you think if you were a bit closer maybe you could see a bit of side boob. A lot of skin showing is what I’m saying.
So later on I see her again, and she’s out jogging/running/whatever, and she’s wearing tight spandex pants. Woohoo! Going the same way as me, so I’m checking out the buns, and they’re looking good.
Until I get close and under each bun there’s a patch of fabric that’s wrinkling and bunching up with each step. Looked like she had a bunch of marbles or something under each bun. Ruined the whole effect for me.
She was trying to look hot, and doing pretty well at it except from behind.
Too bad.
A lurker delurks while I’m off chowing on cinnamon rolls. Natch.
Hello Xtian and welcome. So… how did you find us and, um, what are YOU wearing?
Oh, look at the lurkey-lurker. Welcome!
What does Xtian have shoved up their ass right now?
http://tinyurl.com/7zvduq7
Oooh! Ooooh! I have a comment that’s on topic. I guess.
I deliver papers, and this AM i’m zipping around when I see this blonde chick out walking her foo foo doggie. What caught my eye was her wearing one of those knit, off-the-shoulder thingies, where you think if you were a bit closer maybe you could see a bit of side boob. A lot of skin showing is what I’m saying.
So later on I see her again, and she’s out jogging/running/whatever, and she’s wearing tight spandex pants. Woohoo! Going the same way as me, so I’m checking out the buns, and they’re looking good.
Until I get close and under each bun there’s a patch of fabric that’s wrinkling and bunching up with each step. Looked like she had a bunch of marbles or something under each bun. Ruined the whole effect for me.
She was trying to look hot, and doing pretty well at it except from behind.
Too bad.
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Stalker fail.
*spits the cat litter out of my mouth* Howdy Xtian
*swipes Cyn’s cinnamon roll*
C’mon now, be nice guys. It’s been so long since we’ve had
someone that we could tie up with duct tape and toss behind the couch and draw sharpie flowers on their facecompany.ix-nay on the uct-day ape-bay
HEY!
*punches Dave in the gut with one hand, reaches with the other and catches cinnamon roll mid-air flying from his mouth*
Good day, sunshines.
Seriously, if you’re gonna swipe food from Cyn, grab the bacon!
bitch!
What’s duct bape?
Howdy Sean
honky-honky!
HAH! Richard Pryor on SNL!
Cyn, the movie was Crazy People, awesome and funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fIIqFpZdy0
I hate to say it, but Michael is right. Commenting is hard. Unless you don’t mind being thought a nidiot.
Anyways, I wanted to ask Mr. TC or Ms. Hydrant if the favorite plane(s) thing over at Bring the Whatever is limited to piston engine planes, ’cause I wanted to pimp the A10 Warthog. Might not be that pretty, but form follows function. Or something.
Ass? A feather duster and a can of Pledge.
Wearing? I’m a people of Walmart today. Well, except for the tee shirt, but it was a gift.
“Because caucasians are just too damn tall.”
No bacon today–cinnamons were for a sleep-over boy. Besides, they were kind of expired and had to be eaten up anyways.
*pops cinnamon roll back into Dave’s mouth and boops on his nose*
honky-honky!
Heh. Just saw this on Facechimp…
http://i.imgur.com/FaLPh.jpg
The Volvo commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ArDB7AJAI
And in the Hot vs. Pretty department:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2136671/Sofia-Vergaras-dangerous-curves-outshine-super-skinny-Elle-Macpherson.html
On topic, because Sofia is in it.
I think I dated a guy from Thailand named Duct Bape.
Oh, and one of the best songs from Crazy People:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeKtffPuNwY
Selfridge is losing it’s A-10 wing if BRAC goes through as written. It’ll be left with just the refueling mission after that, followed by inevitable closure.
Just dropped off Mila at the airport. Thanks again, Cyn.
Xtian, I’m a huge fan of the A-10. And I tend to think of the “fav. planes” discussion as being broken down into eras. Pre-WWII, WWII, 50s, 60s-70s, and modern.
Also, there’s a nice pic of a Bearcat at my place today.
Thank you Jay!! That was making me crazy trying to remember that but I was too lazy to google it. Mwah.
Sticky situation you got there, Jewstin.
I think I dated a guy from Thailand named Duct Bape.
I’m jealous that you knew she was a guy when you dated him. No reason in particular.
Heh. Just saw this on Facechimp…
http://i.imgur.com/FaLPh.jpg
Tears… laughing!
One of my all time favorite movies, Cyn. I can’t find it on DVD, when I’m looking. And it’s overpriced in a lot of places. I’ll just have to bite the bullet one of these days. Haven’t seen it in a long time.
*winks and gives fingergun to MJ*
Ditto on the A10, xbrad. You gotta love a plane that flies with a significant portion of a wing blown off.
And it has a nickname from the enemy. That’s effective, right there.
I’m jealous that you knew she was a guy when you dated him.
Modern life has made pronouns complicated.
Sticky situation you got there, Jewstin.
Surely I was not the only one who heard the rimshot in their head.
The A-10 is one of the most awesome killin machines ever devised.
It was nice that she offered to pay me, but wasn’t necessary. I was a little embarrassed when she started crying and begged me to run away with her at the airport, though.
She’s a good kid.
who?
MJ is Deuce Bigalow??
Mila Kunis. She was in ‘That 70′s Show’ and a bunch of movies. She’s also the girl that was asked by a Marine to go to the ball, and actually accepted.
HAHA! Watching that Crazy People link with the Volvo ad… later on… Jaguar: for men who’d like hand jobs from beautiful women they hardly know. Bwahahahaha!
I may have missed something here. I do that.
I had always thought that hand job thing was only for guys who drove BMWs.
Huh. The more you know.
The asparagus is so good right now. Perfect. Just cooked a bunch and it was usable and tendercrisp all the way down.
I don’t have a BMW. But I know they make em in North Carolina. BMW there means “Bubba Makes Wheels”
When did people stop dressing up for church. I was outside one just before noon and the folks rushing in looked like they were going to a monster truck show.
Scott, 1998.
At least, me.
I weat a tie at work. I relax at church.
But then, I’m the bass player. They expect me to be a goof.
I had always thought that hand job thing was only for guys who drove BMWs.
When XBrad met Cyn for the first time:
http://tinyurl.com/6vs8rbn
goof? is that how you spell it? on a related note: great vid, DiT, of the singing earlier.
Thanks TSTG. How many dads get to enjoy a moment like that with their kid? One of my favoritest memories ever.
Incidentally, that gal is on her way here this afternoon to visit.
no, no, no X, you are supposed to lift the car with your RIGHT shoulder….. sheesh
When XBrad met Cyn for the first time:
HAHA! The only hand job you were hoping for was for me to hand you my tire iron. Has that really been two years now? Sheesh.
Good times, good times…
Things I wish I had thought of first #384:
http://tinyurl.com/7hrf49n
I’m not gonna post the pics here on the main page, but in two of the pics from that meatup, it’s VERY clear that Cyn is caressing PJ’s bewbs.
Things I wish I had thought of first #384:
“This beer tastes like shit.”
Yeah, um, nooooo. But you can keep that as your little fantasy if you’d like. Besides–that would have never happened, in the daylight.
at least cyn, YOU ARE DISCREET!
Hey a lurker delurked. Damn it, I wish Hotspur would have been around to give him the famous H2 lurker greeting.
“What the F*CK is your problem?”
hahahahahaha
you know Tushar’s little boys are cute, wonder if he would rent them out so i can get my front lawn trimmed
Mare I didnt get that greeting, mine was more
“Get The F*CK OUTTA HERE”
Ms.Cyn, check your g-string.
her g-strings are…………perfect
Really? Really?
Chess thread?
Book thread?
Gaming thread?
Is Ace trying to ruin his site?
it may just be running its course, its not much funny anymore
“This beer tastes like shit.”
I laughed at that.
*consults ledger*
Hunh.
Xbrad, was that for April, or are you paying ahead for May?
Meh. That shit all goes up on Sat night/Sunday, where there’s no news and Ace wasn’t gonna publish much anyway.
still not that funneh
The gaming post is a good idea, I don’t care about it (like the ONT) but lots of readers do. I like it.
I’m pretty sure that’s April’s entry.
And Monty started the book thing last year, readers really like it.
You could have lied and taken some pressure off yourself for next month, but whatever.
Can’t imagine. So he wants to have the weekends for people to geek out? Not so much funny?
To me the message is, “Wait until Monday to check Ace’s”
Eh, the pace of posting there varies with the news cycle. When I see gaming/chess/ non-Monty book threads it’s time to click away. So many sites, so little time.
Readers have many different interests, including gaming. Which doesn’t interest me in the least but I’m glad they like it.
I agree Mare. That’s not why people have been going there. It’s like going to McDonalds and getting a salad.
Ohh…he should do a weekly recipe thread!
I ruined the baked kale today. Made two batches and ruined both of them.
*booboo lip*
aww
I learned a long time ago there are a ton of commenters who aren’t interested in the same things as me (see, “Why Dave ignores the Overnight Thread”). If this isn’t popular it’ll die off.
I was never really into the DOOM threads, even though I love Monty like a brother. They just didn’t interest me
My comment of so many sites, so little time addresses that Dave. If you don’t like what you’re seeing…click away. Over the years I’ve gone through many phases of where I liked to spend my time. Every time I ignored The Hostages BBF brought me back here.
Ha! http://is.gd/djqgtb
exactly. It’s a big internet.
It’s a big internet.
nuh-uhhh it’s all right here in this little box! How can it be BIG?
A woman spurned:
http://tinyurl.com/cnca8od
Are there any liberal sites that are funny or attempts humor? I can’t seem to find any.
Lots of them are funny, MJ. Just unintentionally.
We’re heading home from NYC.
Went to the 9/11 memorial this morning, and the little guy enjoyed his show.
Texas hostages- my husband would like to know how that guy was convicted of killing his wife and served 25 years before cleared on DNA evidence suppressed at the time. Anyone know the backstory? How this happened? How the suppressed all the evidence that pouinted to the actual killer?
Don’t know all the details, but 25 years ago DNA evidence wasn’t evidence. Are we talking about Michael Morton? He left a “damning note” to his wife before her murder and the prosecutor fixed upon that.
Lots of them are funny, MJ. Just unintentionally.
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That I get. It just seems like liberals aren’t really funny, or can’t be in terms of politics. Everything is outrage and moral preening or just vile attacks.
I find it sort of weird that Romney’s a robot with no warmth. It kind of seems like their describing themselves.
Gaming is stoopid and rarely is cause for someone to get laid. Food on the other hand. . .
Dave, I didn’t think Ace’s was a “let’s cover all interests” site. Just saying.
Sohos… what is your “current situation” that would keep you from a party? Pregnancy? Divorce? Type II herpes? Broke the other leg?
None of my business, I know. But throw me a bone here…
Oh shit. They’re.
. . . Everything is outrage and moral preening
Exactly so.
How did you ruin it Laura? I was going to try it.
Andy, what show did you see?
Three of seven of our gay guests last night outed themselves….as Republicans.
Mare, we’re not doing scrapbooking.
yet!
Lord, you had SEVEN gay guests? Is your wife in the fashion or cosmetics industry? (serious)
Hey, my good fellows (always to include women) this is really good:
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=130810
There should be a weekly thread where people discuss their health issues. That would be a hit.
I like gingersnaps.
HAHAHAHA…Scott.
I think they do that already on the ONT
We lost our first chicken. Evidence points to an accidental neck break.
Lord, you had SEVEN gay guests? Is your wife in the fashion or cosmetics industry?
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Used to be in fashion.
It just seems like liberals aren’t really funny, or can’t be in terms of politics. Everything is outrage and moral preening or just vile attacks.
I like a lot of stand-up comedians who are lefties (like
Patton Oswalt and Louis CK) but my eyes glaze over when they start talking politics. Mostly because that material tends to be of the “Republicans are stupid/evil” variety.
Then again, I haven’t heard many comics of any stripe who can do political humor all that well, simply because it tends to be “rah-rah” for one side or nasty towards the other. Nature of the beast, I guess.
Oso!
http://tinyurl.com/7glxpp8
>> Andy, what show did you see?
Mary Poppins
Since we have explored this topic, this video is a response to Kurt Schlichter from a Bronie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dbMXsXDVWU&feature=player_embedded#!
I watched the whole 9 minutes. If you don’t care to, the first 30 seconds of the guys voice will tell you a lot.
Some not so surprising points:
He suffered from depression until he heard the bronie song, “I love to make you smile.” Yes, therapy didn’t work but that song did.
He’s gay and may not know it and doesn’t appear to have come out of the closet.
He’s not a female magnet. I doubt a male magnet either.
I thought it was a really fun that show on Broadway. I think Rosetta recommended it.
Best sentence EVER!!!!
I remember taking my eldest baby girl to see Peter Pan in 1990, when her sister was born. Just a dad trip to let her know she was still special.
She was mermerized by Cathy Rigby flying.
Damn that was fun.
She turned into a mermaid? That must’ve been some show.
There’s an organization called the Theatre Development Fund that sponsors autism-friendly performances on Broadway. Very awesome, as that was the loudest audience I’ve ever heard, along with the quietest performers, as they turn the volume down.
Pups! Awww…
new poat for not dorks