Worst Little Ponies

Some characters didn’t make it onto the cartoon.

Like Retching Drunk who suffered an industrial accident after indulging in apples and rubbing alcohol:

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Another perennial favorite is Lot Lizard who isn’t just mine (if you get my drift).

So,who’s your Worst Little Pony?

277 Comments

  1. Fist! I’m not proud.

    I also may have picked the worst day ever to try a joke thread. Stupid people having stupid lives.

  2. Holy crap – that is just WRONG….

    It’s why I love you people so much.

  3. Daddy’s Fingers Bronies.

  4. One of the voice actresses is a stone cold hottie:
    http://www.nicoleoliver.com/picture_gallery.htm

  5. Holy crap – that is just WRONG….

    At Animosity International, we aim to displease.

  6. This will not end well.

    WP, I am 52.

  7. Anyone calls me Jimbronie is getting kicked in the box

  8. Jimbronie was cut from the pilot because he kept eating the gels they put on the lights.

  9. Do they taste like paste?

  10. Mustard Gas pony had digestive problems.

  11. See, the problem here is that for a joke thread to be effective, the participants have to have at least some familiarity with the source material.

  12. Scabies Blue Bronie

  13. Lemon Party Bronie

  14. Whut?

  15. This Really Isn’t A Unicorn-Horn Bronie

  16. *runs from Lemons*

    I saw what you did to hotspur with lemon party twist hours ago Cyn

  17. Was that moi?

    *bats eyelashes*

  18. sheesh. Let’s try again.

    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2012/04/25/my-little-pony

  19. Are you trying to say I’m doin’ it wrong, Dave?

  20. Fat Ass made a horn out of tin foil, but the others never really liked him.

  21. Worst My Little Pony?
    How bout the worst My Little Pony accessory?
    My Little Glue Factory.

  22. Double Rainbows Bronie

  23. Saddle Me Up Pony

  24. Rainbow Trout?
    What fly are you using?

  25. Helluva reason to celebrate, Vman. And you were a big part of that. Hugs!

  26. What’s up, Bronies?

  27. Ooh…Vman posting doggie pictures!!!! Yay!

  28. lets hope there are no Obumbler Supporters going

  29. Pirate Pony

  30. hey Cyn, what did you fix for supper?

  31. My Gout Pony, now with removable Reft Reg!

  32. Ball Sack could never remember his lines. He ended up as the show runner.

  33. Reggie Love pony, knows how to back it up

  34. Plushie… was a little too plushy.

  35. My Private Pony

  36. 300 Golden Retrievers saved in 3 years.

    Congrats!

  37. My Spank-me Pony

  38. Thanks Peej!
    I have rescued 11 and been Hospice for #12

  39. Comment by wpdunn74136 on April 27, 2012 10:16 pm

    hey Cyn, what did you fix for supper?

    ….

    Comment by Cyn on April 27, 2012 10:17 pm

    My Gout Pony, now with removable Reft Reg!

    I’d really rather have the stroganoff, if it’s all the same to you…

  40. When Vmax said he was taking Zeke to a BBQ, at first I thought he had become a Democrat, and was gonna pull an Obama.

  41. Ha Ha! I missed that.

    Mmmmm Bratwurst Pony.

  42. My Pony’s Sofa

  43. Really Xbad?
    Honestly?

  44. actually i made strogonoff tonight

  45. Here’s a list of MLP characters – there’s one named “Ace”, BTW
    (I especially liked the names of some of their “allies” – “Captain Crabnasty” and “The Bushwoolies”…..):

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters

    The bronies are into the “MLP: Friendship is Magic” show…..

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters

  46. Five-Dollar-Whore Pony

  47. heya Peej, hows the horde

  48. Shut Up Woman Get On My Little Pony

  49. you can ride a pony outside Walmart for a quarter

  50. Gangrene Pony didn’t last long and was buried under cement.

  51. I love Hover Bear. MCPO, can I call the baby, Gracie?

  52. I’ll Call You In The Morning I Promise Pony

  53. My Colombian Escort Pony, now with life-like Secret Svc badge!

  54. VD the Valentine Pony never quite made the show.

  55. Oh wow… that song takes me back, Sean.

  56. Maddog 2020 Pony was a good adversary though.

  57. Here’s MY little pony:

    http://tinyurl.com/7mb7oo7

  58. S.I. has come a long way from ‘The Swimsuit Issue’ I was familiar with;

    http://tinyurl.com/3rztfcr

    NSFW

  59. HAHAHAHAH! Jennifer Connelly Pony. Oh My!!!

  60. Target never had mechanical ponies inside or outside their stores. Hollywood lies!!!

  61. Cyn, I just GIS’d for that. Look what the number one return for “jennifer connelly pony ride .gif” is….

  62. Oso – I’m going to call her “DeeGee”.

  63. Evenin’, tards.

  64. Chief, I like it!

  65. Walk of Shame Pony

  66. One Night Stand Pony

  67. I noticed the URL name right away, Xbrad. Heh heh heh. Yay for H2!

  68. http://tinyurl.com/894tklb

  69. The other ponies talked badly about Swamp Crotch behind her back.

  70. The State of CT sucks.

    Also, I have an addition to this post (NSFW): http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/013/3/e/corruptotronic_pervulator_by_jollyjack-d4jk1nu.jpg

  71. Could Dave, Andy, or one of the other cobloggers “Disappear’ this raykon mofo from the last two posts at AoS.
    This shit is tiring;

    Posted by: Blick at April 27, 2012 11:00 PM (BtfJO)

  72. Revvy,
    You make be blush! (Not really.)

  73. Pupster?

    http://tinyurl.com/7jvrue6

  74. Revvy, I think that’s a rifle under development at the Lockheed Skunkworks lab at Edwards AFB.

    My tax dollars at awesome work.

  75. I don’t waste my time on Raykon, the regulars can fuck with him all they want. He proxies, so banning is useless. Besides they like punching him around.

    I bet he’s a Brony.

  76. This came to me in a dream…

    http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3p0esn/

  77. Well according to Pixy, this week the new new comment thingy was going to go into place, so there can’t possibly be troll problems over there.

  78. XD you can keep your hopes up DiT, I guess.

    Okay, back to less mind-scouring topics, can someone tell me why I have to pay the state $100 just to set up a stall at a convention?

  79. >> can someone tell me why I have to pay the state $100 just to set up a stall at a convention?

    Because you live in a commie state.

  80. My reaction to the whole Bronies thing. . .

    http://tinyurl.com/6nol9or

  81. Because you live in a commie state Shut Up, that’s why.

    fixed

  82. Thanks guys

  83. hey, I hateses it. It is what it is.

  84. Yeah, I know, it’s just that my wallet is already hurting at the mere prospect of this convention. It’s pretty much gonna eat up all of my paychecks between now and then, and the likelihood of my even breaking even on it ain’t spectacular.

  85. This commercial was filmed in the early 90s at Deception Pass bridge, which was the main route onto and off of the island I grew up on.

    http://tinyurl.com/7b95wdp

  86. Dave sleeps with the covers

  87. the worst evah, the liz warren pony

    http://freebeacon.com/silent-killer/

  88. The Gathering of Nations Pow Wow is in town. I wonder if Liz Warren is here.

  89. Hey, she’s a native American AFAIK. I am too – born in Georgia.

  90. Andy, Cherokee princess in your background?

  91. I never took the tweet leap, but I do enjoy twitchy.

    http://twitchy.com/2012/04/27/discovery-that-obamas-gutsy-call-was-really-an-admirals-sparks-gutsy-calls-obama-didnt-make/

  92. I was being literal.

  93. G’mo, I’m actually going to cut Obama a little slack on that memo. So the President approved the basic OpPlan, but left the actual timing and control of the event to his subordinate commander. That’s exactly what he should do.

    Do we really want to go back to the days of LBJ personally picking targets to bomb in North Vietnam?

  94. I’m just jealous that my native ancestors were regular Isleta Pueblo. No royalty in my background. Not enough to be on the rolls for crazy casino money.

  95. No prob with your thinking Xbrad, the braggadocio on an obvious decision is the thing. Not to mention not holding off on the news to give intel as much time as possible to track down what they could.

  96. >> Do we really want to go back to the days of LBJ personally picking targets to bomb in North Vietnam?

    Hells yes! Those little commie fuckers need to finally pa …

    Oh. Sorry.

  97. G’mo, I’mma cut him a little slack on the announcement as well. First, the American people had a moral right to know. Second, with the chopper crash in the compound, the cat was out of the bag. They might have been a little fuzzier about what intel was grabbed, but even then, they don’t have much wiggle room. If the Right thought O was holding back info on the raid, they’d complain, if only to have something to bitch about.

    I do find it completely appalling that he’s touting as a major accomplishment making a decision that was an utter no-brainer. Hell, if he had said “no,” the story would have leaked pretty soon, and there would have been calls for impeachment.

  98. Being a student of people watching, IMO he had to be dragged kicking and screaming to the decision because he has a geniune dislike for the US Military. Therefore I give him no quarter.

    *dusts off internet PHD certificate in People Watching.

  99. Sure. I also think he’s really pretty risk averse.

    Which is a polite way of saying he’s a coward.

  100. As a side note, I wonder if it is now part of our military planning on these high tech super secret missions to have a drone follow-up just in case we have a super secret chopper crash or such.

  101. I kilt it. here’s an obligatory pic.

    http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120131/640/daily_picdump_890_640_42.jpg

    and with that good night, tip your waitress.

  102. Monkey on a goat! Where’s the tea cup and Chinese lady? Shenanigans!!!

  103. Go get your broom!

  104. /insert witty comment here/

  105. G’night MLP! G’night Hover Bear! G’night Savings and Loan!

  106. 12 hr work days and I miss the “bronie talk” damn :/

  107. It suddenly occurs to me that I never said “derp.”

    Oh, there. I just did. Alright, then.

  108. My Little Glue Factory.
    ———————
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

  109. wakey wakey

  110. gahmoomer.
    What’s on your list this weekend, Carin?

  111. Morning Carin, MJ.

  112. Lauraw

  113. *hands Pupster a bacon biscuit*

  114. My windowsill tomato plants are becoming mighty.
    Need to repot them for a third time and relocate them.

  115. It’s 7:00 AM in Michigan, Car in is probably power washing something by now.

  116. Hey pups, et al. (I always wanted to write something like that)

    I have another awesome day planned.

  117. No, I’m reading stuff online. Gonna go for an early run, because I have two soccer games this afternoon. it’s going to be about 40 and rainy, so I may not survive.

    Mr Car in is working, so I gotta go to both.

    Oldest has prom tonight. SYWM every one of you, because I know what you’re dying to say.

  118. *daintily noses open biscuit, eats bacon*

    No breads for me, thanks.

  119. My toms are looking good, but I haven’t needed to replant yet. I prolly should think about doing it tomorrow if I have time.

    We still have below 30 temps here at night. The day lilies are really suffering. They look horrible. This spring has been very hard on the plants. Many sprouted, then were frosted. NO color this Spring, basically.

  120. MJ, check your whoremail in a minute.

  121. Plus I need MJ’s help about something, but he’s got a superawesome day planned so that may be for another day.

    I need to get my shit together regarding paperwork for renting the house. I’m clueless.

  122. I told my husband about the bronies, and he thought I was making it up.

  123. My coworker is renting a house too, lots of hits on craigslist, but having trouble finding qualified applicants he is willing to rent to. Lots of bad credit risks and sob stories. He developed a questionnaire for an application, I will forward it to you if he is willing to share.

  124. Honestly – there are a lot of sob stories because the economy sucks. We aren’t in a recovery, etc.

    The woman I want to send the application to is walking away from her house because 1) it needs improvements that exceed the value of the house and 2) her neighborhood is bad.

    I can understand that.

    She has a job and said she would be willing to put new carpet in the upstairs herself.

    I liked her.

    And, let’s be honest – on ONE side of my house I have a possible small time drug dealer who doesn’t mow – ever , and the other side the home is empty.

  125. I mean, how picky can I be? If they have a job and can give me first and last month’s rent. She really seemed nice, and she said her uncle does all her yardwork.

  126. Besides everything, this is what is wrong with the Psychological community:

    Isn’t there something a little weird about grown men playing with rainbow-hued ponies? Pamela Rutledge, director of the Media Psychology Research Center, doesn’t think so. She says, “They’re just a fan base revisiting childhood and some of the things they have left behind” — and, in some cases, the things they didn’t get a chance to experience the first time around, such as brushing a pony’s synthetic mane.

  127. Another lady – wants to be part of the “Urban renewal” of Detroit. Yea, ok, great. I don’t think she’d last a year.

  128. Carin is it impossible to see the house? I’m imagining that of course it is based on location.

  129. Shoot, I meant “sell” the house.

  130. You know, there is nothing wrong with grown men noticing that the show is (perhaps, they argue) well written and clever. Whatever. I’ve watched Spongebob and liked it and laughed.

    But that is a far cry from carrying dolls, and using it as a screen name, and going to conventions.

    Yea, their defense that “OH , BUT IS IS A GOOD SHOW” kinda side steps the issue.

    It’s not about whether the cartoon is well done. It about these people looking idiotic. watch it, but DON’T TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT. Don’t be proud of it. It’s your secret shame and we don’t want to hear about it.

  131. Yes, it is impossible to sell the house. I mean, perhaps I could for 25% of what we owe. The market is flooded with foreclosed houses.

  132. Good morning. Hope y’all are well. I also hope Jewstin seeks help for this.

  133. Ace had a good line at the end of his post about the Noonan article:

    “I think they’ve decided the last four years are the best Obama can do, but not the best America can do.”

  134. I finally caught up and can now comment.

    I was going to try and sell the Honda today, but it’s supposed to rain here all afternoon.

  135. Leon, people sell stuff quick up by me. Drive it up here and put it by the road. LOL.

    I sold my car w/in a day or two.

    24 gets lots of traffic.

  136. I really like SpongeBob too. There are some classically hilarious episodes, my kids still make witty references to some of them. The “Training Video” episode is great. The “Chocolate” episode and the episode where Mr Crab wants to be hip and “go out” with SpongeBob and Patrick pretty much mimics my ability to be hip.

  137. It’s more the rain. I wouldn’t test-drive a bike in it, and I don’t want anyone trying, especially the helmetless fools we’ve got out there now.

  138. Hi, Aggie, is your husband still home? I’m assuming so since you aren’t here much and good for you!

  139. Oh, I know. I was joshing. but my street is awesome.

  140. Hi, Mare!

    He sure is, and we are rather busy trying to adjust, which ain’t easy after 14 months away. But he’s thinking of going to Hungary for a couple of weeks, so adjusting will be placed on hold for that time.

    Oh, and Dress Barn is having a sale. FYI.

  141. Dress Barn is a fine store, but the name always makes me think womencows shop there.

  142. “Oh, and Dress Barn is having a sale”

    Thanks! On it!

  143. ba haa haaa … Steyn is good today.

    “A six-year-old with no choice in the matter” is not the same as a grown man choosing to place his dog on the roof of his vehicle. My Canadian compatriot Kate McMillan, a dog breeder, advised Mr. Funk to “try this experiment–sit a normal, American 6 year old down at a plate and tell him it’s dog meat. Watch what happens.”

    YEs. this.

  144. the name always makes me think womencows shop there.

    *sobs*

  145. Andy had that article linked at Ace’s… as usual …great!

    Anyone know what fun Andy and his son have cooked up in New York City?

  146. Anyone know what fun Andy and his son have cooked up in New York City?

    I’m guessing Andy is introducing his son to the sport of Hobo Killing.

  147. “…14 months away.”

    Wow.

  148. “I’m guessing Andy is introducing his son to the sport of Hobo Killing.”

    Ooooh, traditions are always neat.

  149. It’s just the name, Aggie. Maybe ponies shop there too.

  150. One more time: http://steamykitchen.com/6926-crispy-kale-recipe.html

    These were OUTSTANDING. Tasted as good as potato chips.
    Gonna make a whole big batch this weekend.

  151. Maybe ponies shop there too.

    *looks over at Mare*

  152. If you get a regular bunch of kale for that recipe, be sure to tear out the leaf ribs and just cook the leaves.

  153. Hey, I finally have some time to watch this. Had it for a month or two.

  154. OK, Lauraw guilt-ed me. I re-potted my toms.

  155. Fake amazon reviews have sparked a whole new genre.

  156. I think it’s just you and me here now, Carin.

    *drops record needle on a Marvin Gaye LP*

  157. /lurks

  158. I have to repot a couple big waterlilies that I divided last weekend and that have just been floating in a bucket of water for the past week.

  159. Heh. One of the discussion threads from that Lauralink:

    Is there a non-dairy version of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz?

  160. I think it’s just you and me here now, Carin.

    *drops record needle on a Marvin Gaye LP*

    Well, ok. But only as long as you keep the hump covered.

  161. keep the hump covered.

    Sure.
    Chocolate sauce and whipped cream okay?

  162. Sugar in the wrong place is a recipe for yeast infections, ladies.

    Just a warning.

  163. You say that like you have personal experience, Leon.

  164. Leon, my ex-SIL used to make a pretty good dish with chicken hearts and gizzards. One of those really cheap, Scottish kind of meals.

  165. You say that like you have personal experience, Leon.

    Not really, I just have an aversion to combining food and sex. Yeast infections are my justification.

  166. Gizzards are yuck, but hearts are good.

  167. I’m going to make this in the Summer with french tarragon instead of parsley.
    http://www.marksdailyapple.com/butter-stuffed-chicken-kiev/

    *puts French Tarragon plants on shopping list for garden*

    You can’t grow real tarragon from seed. You have to get the plants.

  168. I dunno about French tarragon, but I found out you can buy bulk tarragon at Sprouts for just pennies on the dollar. 88cents bought me enough to refill the $7 spice jar. And it is fantastic on roast pork tenderloin.

  169. I don’t know the difference between regular tarragon and French tarragon. I do know the difference between Spanish and Hungarian paprika, so I’m still holding on to my woman card.

  170. Carin. I’ll email the docs to you when I get home. Probably an hour or so.

  171. $7??

    I really have to get in the habit of growing and preserving more of my own herbs. Nothing tastes better than garden basil.

  172. I prefer the taste of ribs.

  173. Sainted Mother O’Mine grows her own basil. But so many other herbs really struggle with our summer temps here.

  174. I might try doing an herb garden in pots on the deck this year, just for gardening practice.

  175. http://is.gd/kzzMko

  176. Leon, you should be able to grow sage, rosemary, and dill like weeds.

  177. I love rosemary. It’s a backbone herb in my chicken cardamom soup.

    It’s worth it to grow a good size bush all by itself in a large pot and overwinter it in a covered porch or sunny window every year.

  178. Heh. Wiser’s probably getting a little twitchy. This is awfully close to recipe territory.

  179. Off for the next Mom Taxi run. Y’all have a good day.

  180. He’s not the boss of me.

  181. *socks Laura in the arm*

  182. I’d love to have cardamom in steady supply, that stuff isn’t cheap. Doubt I can grow it here, though.

  183. *trips backward onto a trampoline, goes shooting toward the wall*

  184. Having a cheat day. Scott is on his way back from NY. He’s bringing me ice cream.

    *sits by door with a spoon*

  185. Cardamom is high? I get it in huge cheap containers from a local grocer. Check your ethnic shops, Leon.

  186. My Little Pony Tractor

    http://tinyurl.com/7mkg89k

  187. Back from a run. Gotta be on a soccer field in a bit.
    Herbs are easy-peasy to grow Leon. I do basil, oregano, parselely,dill , rosemary … all sorts of stuff. Usually they get too big.

  188. I have a few herbs I grow just because I like their look. Don’t even use them .

  189. Oregano took over part of my yard. I’m going to dig a little piece up, mow the rest and start over.
    Got some marjoram seedlings growing under lights indoors. Marjoram is superior to regular oregano but is not perennial.

    Check out this random thing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLxWnGKaYIk

  190. Greetings from somewhere south of the w’s and wiser on the Acela headed to NYC.

    I’m taking the boy to an autism-friendly showing of Mary Poppins tomorrow.

  191. Mary Poppins is creepy. But I hope you and the yunngin’ have a good time.

    Also:

    My Little Kony

  192. Good morning, forts spans.

  193. We won’t make it through the whole show, but I’m anxious to see his reaction to NYC.

    He loves riding the train, and we’re getting our share of that. Thanks, taxpayers.

  194. Good morning, Sunshines. Did anyone see the reindeer last night?

  195. Yes, it’s old…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T5_0AGdFic

  196. I’m still reading on the “your brain on porn” thing. Way more interesting than bronies.

  197. It’s worth it to grow a good size bush all by itself

    I couldn’t agree more.

  198. Car in. Check your she male.

  199. Is it tucked in? Try tucking it in.

  200. Thanks again for that “Laid Back” link last night, Sean. I ended up listening to their old stuff and newer stuff for hours.

  201. What link are you talking about, Cyn?

  202. Soccer fail. Game cancelled.

  203. Raining up there, or just cold?

  204. I don’t know why the game was cancelled. It’s cold but not raining. We’ve played in much, much worse.

  205. Usually only lightening cancels a game.

  206. Bored.

  207. Ponch, John, and J-Nap.

    http://is.gd/vkKYyp

  208. watch it, but DON’T TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT. Don’t be proud of it. It’s your secret shame and we don’t want to hear about it.

    *turns red*

    *hides gussied up doll behind back*

    hater.

  209. Aggie?

    http://tinyurl.com/82lfn8p

  210. Oops, Cyn. If you’re still here, I forgot that the band was called Laid Back.

  211. Just got back from the company cookout/fishing outing. I borrowed this to do the cooking. It’s fuckin awesome. I think I’m gonna get some mesquite and some brisket and ribs and light it up again tomorrow before I take it back on Monday.

    http://tinyurl.com/7z2glbr

    http://tinyurl.com/88qxatl

  212. Hi. Saturday fun lovers. I’m drinking.

  213. *calls EPA on Dave*

    *collects 30 pieces of silver*

  214. It’s overkill for burgers and dogs, but I always like to bring superior firepower to the fight.

  215. Whoa. That kicks ass, Dave. Bring that to lapeer.

  216. That’d be fuckin awesome wouldn’t it?

  217. Man, I always get stuck next to the asshole like Dave trying and trying to stuff something like that in the overhead compartment. I hate flying with people like Dave.

  218. Assholes: Everybody in front of me taking their sweet time to put their shit in the overhead bins.

    Cocksuckers: All the impatient assholes behind me.

  219. Affernoon, bishes!

  220. Hey Chief, how’s the soon-to-be world’s greatest grandpa?

  221. Leon – Doing good. Had a decent workout and got the dishes done. Waiting for someone to come over a do the ironing!

  222. I screwed up and charged almost double for the job I did today.
    Woo hoo!

  223. Who called this sausage fest?

  224. Jimmy Dean?

  225. I finally made my meatballs today. Almost ready to have seconds.

  226. I used fennel, so they are sorta sausagelike.

  227. Somewhere, out of frame, is Carin – no doubt.

    http://tinyurl.com/88msk5b

  228. Leon – Fennel is good. I had 4 small link sausages for breakfast and 6 oz. of lean veal for lunch. Dinner will be a burger with lowfat cheese and sweet potato fries.

  229. Just for the record, I wasn’t trying to be a dick yesterday MCPO.

  230. Leon, I just dug a couple clumps of bronze fennel plants out of my former flower/ herb garden out front as I am returning that area to lawn. Gonna split it and drop it out back in a dedicated area for it.

    If I send you a couple of divisions, this Fall you will have plenty of seedheads to harvest.

    Drop me an email if you want a couple pieces.

  231. MJ – About what?

  232. I love arguing with male “feminists” on Twitter. Ball-less, mindless douche bags.

  233. Don’t worry about it. No big deal.

  234. Don’t believe him, MCPO! Roll your scooter over his foot.

  235. *puts marine battery in scooter* C’mere, MJ.

  236. Funny thing about fennel; it’s a very beneficial plant to have around- it’s a nectar source for insectivorous wasps and bees- but other veggies hate it and refuse to thrive it its presence. Terrible companion plant.

    You have to give it its own bed and keep it separate from the other plants.

    Seems to be okay in flower beds with light feeders though.

  237. I might take you up on that, Laura, but are you going to charge me $1327 for shipping?

  238. Laura – Herself has the fennel in a pot.

  239. If you’re going to be a cheapass bitch about my standard low, low, shipping rates I’ll just pot them up and bring them in July.

    *crosses arms and turns away

  240. A really big pot, MCPO? These things get gigantor taproots after a couple years.

  241. What zone are you in, Leon? These things are Winter hardy to the point of being weedy here.

    I do like tearing at it and chewing on a bit of the leaves when I’m walking through the garden. Sweet licorice.

  242. Spearmint…Peppermint…garlic chives…regular chives…oregano…I have a lot of things to dig up out of that old bed before the mower hits it.

  243. …anyway, Leon, no, I will just send you some plants.

  244. You got any lilies?

  245. dickweed

  246. Yeah…I have many waterlilies. Myriads.

    Most will die of exposure in the coming week, after I repot the better divisions.

  247. I don’t have any dickweed.

  248. I have no idea what zone I’m in.

  249. You got any lilies?

    http://tinyurl.com/ccrgbqu

  250. >> I don’t have any dickweed

    I got some

  251. I have no idea what zone I’m in.

    It’s Michigan, so I would assume, “sub-Arctic tundra”.

  252. *whimper*
    I miss gardening – we’ve got a bunch of dirt beds right now; Mr. TiFW basically took my watering system apart, and he doesn’t want to stand out and water plants.

    *starts saving pennies for gardening service*

  253. I’m figuring zone 5 or 4, no? Most of CT is zone 6 but I usually buy perennials for zone 5 to be safe. I can get away with zone 7 if it’s something I can pot up and overwinter on the porch, like Rosemary.

  254. My zone is Air Conditioning.

  255. Oooh – came up with a couple of “Worst Little Pony” names:

    Chlamydia

    and her wicked step-sister, Papilloma…..

  256. I’m in zone “fuck, it’s hot!”

  257. >> I don’t have any dickweed

    I got some

    A little saltpeter will take care of that.

  258. LauraW – You know that if you lived in Salem, MA in the 17th century, you would have been burned at the stake, right?

  259. I first read “saltpeter” for some reason as “stapler”. Hell yes that will take care of dickweed.

    *reaches for eyeglasses cleaning cloth, stops, decides it’s more fun when they’re dirty*

  260. No way, MCPO. How do you figure?

  261. 87 here today.

  262. >> A little saltpeter will take care of that.

    *recoils from the Kryptonite*

  263. My ancient and neglected culinary sage is throwing flowerheads too. Seriously have no idea why this thing is still alive but I’ll collect some seeds from that as well after it sets.

  264. …decides it’s more fun when they’re dirty

    How YOU doin’?

  265. How do you figure?

    Well, the hump with the vestigial twin’s face for one thing. Then, there is the fact that you know w-a-a-a-y too much about herbal remedies, which I assume you would pass on to your neighbors.

  266. MJ, aren’t you passed out yet from your weekend birthday/lemon party bash?

  267. Roamy?

    http://tinyurl.com/7au6nsu

  268. http://tinyurl.com/6ukw9kh

  269. (L to R) Michael, Wiserbud, MJ:

    http://tinyurl.com/6mlykxw

  270. NEW POAT

  271. OK, yeah, a extra-limbed freak such as myself would have definitely been left to die by exposure as a newborn.

    But witch? Never. No one would ever know by looking at my garden that I knew a fucking thing about plants.

    TRUST me.


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