Holy geez, I had a busy weekend. Yard work, chores, video games, D&D. I am super-ready to get back to the nice, easy pace of a 9-hour workday. After I finish this post and my steak and eggs, I’ll get right to it.
Now, women in lycra.
Total fail. Bosu != beach ball.
I’m gonna call this a buttstand.
I’m sure you’ll say this one’s a tranny. H8r.
Wait, maybe it’s this one.
No. No. Definitely this one.
Lastly, I’m not sure I like what the age of the camera-in-cellphone-connected-to-facechimpdouche is doing to our young people. I’ll still heartlessly exploit it, but that’s what dirty old men do. There’s a lesson here, people.
Have a happy Monday. Kick some ass and give some hippies the finger.
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I pretty much just phoned it in this week. It’s hard to type while eating a real breakfast.
If I wanted America to prosper, I’d have to engage in guerilla warfare against corporate media. Too soon?
I’d say that’s right on time, sir.
What if I threw a poat and no one came?
Lauraw just had a yellow pair for breakfast. Is that indicative of an asian themed HHD this week? I’m always looking for connections.
Time to check the weather and see if today will be chicken-friendly.
Low 50s, very windy. Hmm. I’m nervous that if I leave their little door open they’ll get too little protection from the wind, even if they don’t go outside.
Maybe I’m coddling them.
In comparison, Wednesday seems not so bad now.
I think I’ll let them out but leave the heat lamp on in case they get chilly.
Eh, if it’s too windy, my chickens just find a place where they’re comfortable. They love free ranging, and who am I to deny them ?
Once their feathered, they don’t need the lamp.
I only use on when it gets below 20 degrees.
Mine about 5-6 weeks old now, I think. They ought to have enough plumage to manage.
on – one
Someone wake up that whore Mare.
shit shit shit. windy again today.
Guess I’m running at the gym.
*pouts —————————->
I kept finding them huddled for warmth, so I’d been leaving the lamp on at night.
I find myself unmotivated. Not your fault Leon.
Leon, I was trying to stay paleo this weekend. Dad was doing the cooking. Ribs, nom nom nom. Potato salad, not so much.
Potato salad doesn’t have to be bad. Peel the potatoes, make your own mayo with olive oil instead of soybean or canola, and you’re mostly there. It’s still starchy, but most of the “don’t eat me!” chemicals in a white potato are in the skin.
Eh, they huddle. It’s what they do. It’s a security thing. Do you have a roosting bar for them?
I find myself unmotivated. Not your fault Leon.
http://ifeelunmotivated.com/
http://youtu.be/STp1UtMrKR4
Work time.
I’m not going to “get powerful” this week. I hurt my shoulder
runningdoing pull-ups.WTF. I just got the most amazing email from amazon regarding Taxes I may owe to the state of Tennessee.
ou may owe use tax on purchases you made from Amazon.com LLC during the previous calendar year. The amount of tax you may owe is based on the total sales price of the items you purchased during the calendar year unless an exemption exists under state law or you have already paid the tax. A sale is not exempt under state law because it is made through the Internet. The total sales price of purchases you had shipped to Tennessee in 2011 was $67.98. This is the amount that you may include on your Tennessee use tax return to calculate the appropriate use tax owed unless you have already paid the tax.
You know, I’ve really had just about enough of the stupid fucking government. They can blow me.
I’m gonna go Ted Nugent.
I’m gonna send them fucking PENNIES.
Yea, I’m gonna fill out a fucking Tenn tax return.
Leon, it was store-bought potato salad.
Dad had camp stew, too, and that was awesome.
I owe them about $4.75.
Yea, this makes sense.
Carin, it’s a real email and not spam or phishing?
Tennessee has no mechanism to enforce their sales tax if you don’t have property there. Let em pound sand.
This is really an Amazon issue for refusing to deal with nexus and sales taxes. By law the purchaser owes the tax, but also by law the seller is required to collect it. Amazon ducks the whole issue to gain a competitive advantage.
It looks legitimate. It doesn’t really direct me to anything that looks fishy.
The links go to Amazon or TN state pages
Plus, it’s for $4. 75.
Here’s a bit more :
I sent my sil a few gifts from Amazon.
From Leon’s first link:
‘Seriously, if you always put limits on what you can do, physical or anything else, it’ll spread over into the rest of your life. It’ll spread into your work, into your morality, into your entire being. There are no limits. There are plateaus, but you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. If it kills you, it kills you. A man must constantly exceed his level.’ – Bruce Lee
Ironic.
You know, I’m in no mood to play. As my husband has been filling out the STUPiD STUPID STUPID assets issue with Michigan state taxes.
You see – we owe taxes on the desks at work. And ladders. And chairs, shelves, printers, phones, etc. Not just when we buy it. But EVERY YEAR THEREAFTER. it’s property, you see. Of course, there is depreciation and you need a CPA to calculate that every year (how much is that 10 year old ladder worth?), costing a couple hundred of dollars to go through it all. Plus, the man hours to count EVERY item in the building worth over $100.This for EVERY business.
We’re fucking doomed.
I sent
my sil a few giftsDurty Guy new rubberfists from Amazon.Fixt.
Seriously, I don’t know what you should do. I’d wait until TN sent me a bill. It’s past April 15.
Do you have a roosting bar for them?
Will there be a roosting bar at Lapeerpalooza?
That isn’t a sales tax, is it? It’s a use tax. That’s how they’ll get around enforcing it.
It’s why companies have software costing thousands of dollars that calculates their sales taxes. Don’t forget every state is different, too!
Tax code software consulting fees FTW!
It’s still starchy, but most of the “don’t eat me!” chemicals in a white potato are in the skin.
I thought the skin was healthy.
I’ve been up!!
Good Morning, Morning Peeples
You see – we owe taxes on the desks at work. And ladders. And chairs, shelves, printers, phones, etc
Are you flippin’ kidding me?
I thought it was bad to pay personal property on cars, boats, motors, every year.
I guess it’s a matter of time before big nanny gubmint will make us audit the insides of our homes.
They really put the screws to business in this country.
That isn’t a sales tax, is it? It’s a use tax. That’s how they’ll get around enforcing it.
It’s why companies have software costing thousands of dollars that calculates their sales taxes. Don’t forget every state is different, too!
It’s called a property tax. It’s a Michigan tax. the property owned by the company – which probably made so much sense to those assholes in Lansing who were probably lawyers and never actually tried to run a business.
Yeah, I love paying the town property taxes on my store fixtures, shelves, computer, cash register, blah blah everything the business owns, every year. It makes so much sense.
It isn’t a large bite but it still ticks me off.
I guess it’s a matter of time before big nanny gubmint will make us audit the insides of our homes.
My Dad has left one room in his basement unfinished- without a ceiling. Guess why.
You might be able to take the filing from last year’s taxes, measure the stuff you bought vs. the stuff you sold, to come up with your perpetual inventory.
If you bar code everything and get the software it would be easier to count, but would cost $$ up front.
I guess it’s a matter of time before big nanny gubmint will make us audit the insides of our homes.
It’s a very small step to that. I mean, many of the items in a place of employment don’t really have anything to do with it’s profitability.
That table we have for employee lunches? GONE. Tv in the break room? GONE.
cost saving measures, you see.
THey can fucking bite me. we are honestly taxed to death and that SCOAMF wants to say people aren’t paying enough and we need to fucking spread the wealth around.
Sorry for all the profanity, but I find it impossible to discuss this with out using the f word in every other sentence.
If you bar code everything and get the software it would be easier to count, but would cost $$ up front.
Yea, small businesses can’t afford this. Or maybe they could afford THIS if they didn’t have to pay for all the other bullshit they throw at us. Truck fees, etc. You need to hire a lawyer just to stay in compliance.
Which is my main beef.
Big companies can afford this, small ones CAN’t.
Trucking regulations are fucking mystifying. It can’t be possible to be in compliance all the time. It just can’t be.
…most of the “don’t eat me!” chemicals in a white potato are in the skin.
My mother was lying to me all those years ago?
Next you’ll be telling me that bread crusts are bad for you…..
Do you have a roosting bar for them?
There’s a lot of roostable furniture.
I thought the skin was healthy.
Yes and no. A lot of vitamins and minerals are concentrated in the skin, but so are all of the natural pesticides and herbicides. I get my vitamins and minerals from crucifers and leafy stuff, so I’m not missing much by skinning a tater.
rucking regulations are fucking mystifying. It can’t be possible to be in compliance all the time. It just can’t be.
My favorite is some bullshit $250 per-truck fee that supposedly goes toward trucking regulation education. Ha. There’s a great website already with the info and this $250 appears to do little more than support a staff and office that puts out useless information that no one uses.
A lot of this stuff reinforces food concepts that my grandparents knew but that I was told was wrong years ago.
But they were right; you need to eat meat regularly to be healthy, bread makes you fat, lots of olive oil on everything you eat is very good for you.
Also, my grandmother would suck the eyes out of a fish, but she would NEVER eat the skin of the potato.
s, computer, cash register, blah blah everything the business owns, every year. It makes so much sense.
It isn’t a large bite but it still ticks me off.
It’s the time and compliance. Pat says you have to audit (certified) it every year to make sure you’re done the depreciation correctly.
Hubba hubba.
Also, my grandmother would suck the eyes out of a fish, but she would NEVER eat the skin of the potato.
Thanks. I was actually fighting a bit of a desire to go snack.
Yea, I’m good.
With the exception of the post-op and the tranny, MMM is not too shabby today.
Carin, you can tell when the CT State troopers are in full revenuer mode, because they pull over trucks willy-nilly.
They get a nice fee from the feds just for doing that, then everything they discover during their review is gravy.
And they always find *something.* Again, because it’s nearly impossible to be in full compliance.
Cigarette taxes were the most complex motherfargin things I ever had to write code for. Sonofbeech they’s a mess.
Man, this turkey frame soup I made yesterday is awesome.
I should always drink wine while cooking. Get so creative.
Yep yep yep. it horrible how states few trucks as a revenue stream. Some of the bullshit things we’ve been ticketed for.
turkey frame?
the skeleton?
view. crap. how states VIEW trucks.
Which, given how much we pay in 1) fuel and 2) registration and 3) every other bullshit thing they can add as a “fee”. It’s a fucking cash cow.
I call it “Turkey Carcass Soup.”
But they were right; you need to eat meat regularly to be healthy, bread makes you fat, lots of olive oil on everything you eat is very good for you.
Had a friend that was a vegetarian. Was very thing. Couldn’t get pregnant for shit. Had failed IVF treatments, miscarried twins early on. Doctor said her eggs just weren’t maturing.
Well, between rounds of fertility treatments – of which made her gain appetite and weight – she fell pregnant on her own.
And again within two years. She calls them miracles. I call them what happens when you stop starving your damned self.
thing = thin
Well, the wings, back, and keel.
I bought a full breast on sale, and made baked breast cutlets with sauce and mozz yesterday.
Everything else went into the soup pot.
Mark Knoller this morning, reporting on a rather moving moment.
Go back to about an hour ago.
https://twitter.com/#!/markknoller
I sometimes think because people use withholding and they never do “estimated quarterly,” they can’t quite get that people who make $300,000 pay $100,000 in taxes. A $100,000!! (obviously simplified). That’s a lot of one’s labor to be going to the government for bullish*t stuff.
https://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/194425176966959104
Beasn, my lil brother and sister in law had to adopt starting in their very late thirties. They tried to get preggars for 10 years and couldn’t. Spent enough to buy a decent house on ini-vitro and other treatments. But my sister in law was one of those weirdos who couldn’t be satisfied unless she’d run about 5 – 10 miles per day. Every day. Consequently she was about 5’9″ and never weighed over 110. I’m not sure her BMI didn’t have something to do with her lack of fertility. When her kids were little she didn’t have time and she’s kinda out of the habit. She’ll turn 50 later this month and weighs about 130 now. I’m thinking she might get knocked up one of these days.
I tossed my turkey carcass after Saturday’s roast. I didn’t feel like making or eating soup. Felt really wasteful, but less so than making it and not eating it would have been.
You small business owners (of which we are one also)…..the average 99% asshole doesn’t have a clue. When I see them protesting crap I seriously want to punch them in the face. They have no idea about the money, time investment, risk and everything else that goes into trying to make a small business into a profitable enterprise.
And we have to listen to them whin about not getting their stupid crap major paid for.
That Mare, plus all the taxes, government fees (taxes) and business penalties (taxes) rolled into everything we consume, and it’s probably closer to a 50% tax rate.
Making babies without some meat on your bones is damn near impossible. Bringing them to term without eating meat is practically child abuse.
Leon, just make bouillon out if it instead. I have a bag of broth cubes in my fridge that I just throw one into cooked veggies or whatever and it’s nice to have.
Holocaust Remembrance day was last week, of course. Wednesday evening (Obama was in Detroit collecting money) and Thursday DAY (that say was rather light)
He’s such a fucking asshole.
Making babies without some meat on your bones is damn near impossible.
Mom!! Leon won’t fuck anorexic chicks!!!
Mom!! Leon won’t fuck anorexic chicks!!!
I require robust haunches.
Continuing with the too fucking skinny conversation:
One of my drivers is about 5’8″ and weighs about 120. He can make a can of vienna sausages and a sleeve of saltines last three days. And his wife is about the same dimensions. Both are painfully skinny.
I’ve got an acquaintance who’s about half retarded but he seems to be able to collect and remember funny shit that he’s heard. When he saw this driver and his wife up at the office one day he said, “I bet when they fuck it sounds like a bowling alley.”
Will there EVER be a day when that droning communist fudgepacker-in-chief isn’t hogging the airwaves making another “non-political” speech?
*Peels three baking potatoes. Throws away the cleaned potatoes. Eats the skins raw.*
Screw a bunch of mamby pampy food nannies.
I anticipate that we’ll get less and less of him starting around Jan 20 of next year.
I wish the current president well in his new job starting Jan 20th. My hope is that he’ll quit before then. Just give up.
I wouldn’t doubt it.
i was promised witty conversation and august humor
what i got were Trannies and Tater Skins
Along what Laura was saying, I used a 30% tax rate….if they up it to 35-38%…….that’s crazy. Too much labor going to the government. Seriously, to me, over 10% of my labor is too much. I’m arbitrarily using a biblical standard, but one day out of ten working for the government is ENOUGH!!!
i was promised witty conversation and august humor
what i got were Trannies and Tater Skins
Sounds like you may be owed a refund.
I’m back, bitches.
Cyn, sorry to pull a Mare on you, but my time wasn’t really my own, and everything was planned out in advance. Since we were with a group, I just did what i was told.
I have tons of family in the valley, and I didn’t see any of them either, so don’t take it personally.
Speaking of the valley, I couldn’t live there. It was 105º yesterday.
Sedona was nice.
Functionally, how do you tame the raging dragon that government has become? The proponents of socialism use, “for the children”, “for the greater good” and “fair share”. The NEA has indoctrinated a generation to respond to these appeals.
What do we have? “Liberty”, “personal responsibility” and “free markets”. I believe their is an entire generation of Americans who have no idea what those words mean in the context of our founders, our Constitution or, as Thos. Paine phrased it, “the rights of man”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wKEzHXVPE4
Good to see you back, Hotspur!
I was sick of being the only raging asshole here.
Hahahahaha
ILY, Mare.
Alright, going to start my workout. I’ll expect written responses to the query I posed above upon my return.
Hotspur – you’re FINALLY back.
You have to tell hotbride to read teh new Jeffery Eugenides book. I’m not done yet but i’m LOVING it.
Alright, going to start my workout. I’ll expect written responses to the query I posed above upon my return.
… uhm yes?
I don’t think you can do anything but educate educated educate. I’m a blabber mouth and I go on about liberty and the constitution to anyone w/in earshot. I’m sure I’m a terrible bore.
My son – last week – he was telling me how someone (a teacher or someone ) was complaining that a person could live off of the starting salary they make at walmart – to which he told me (and my son joined it) how you’re NOT SUPPOSED TO SUPPORT A FAMILY ON THOSE WAGES.
I got a little teary, I must admit.
>> complaining that a person could live off of the starting salary they make at walmart
Then don’t work there. They don’t round up employees in press-gangs.
“Then don’t work there. They don’t round up employees in press-gangs.”
Bingo!
I’m off to go do crap, I don’t know what crap…just stuff. Have a good day, keep the douchisms to a minimum and stay safe.
I admire your optomism PG. I’m of the opinion that he will be the ‘go to’ source for Romney/republican/’merica bashing for another 30 years after he is voted out.
well, of course, but I think the bigger issue is that minimum wage isn’t INTENDED to support a family.
I told them at some point, they may be out on their own just starting out and they won’t be able to afford everything they want. They’ll have room mates, perhaps drive a beater car. That’s the circle of life.
*Comment by Car in on April 23, 2012 10:58 am
i was promised witty conversation and august humor
what i got were Trannies and Tater Skins
Sounds like you may be owed a refund.*
i submit to you request for refund or a bakon sammich
Good morning, back to the grinders.
Carin, I just downloaded the audible version of The Marriage Plot. Thanks, for the recommendation.
Functionally, how do you tame the raging dragon that government has become?
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I tell people with a straight face that everyone is entitled to a good paying job with full health benefits regardless of ability. That everyone is entitled to a nice car (preferably German), decent house, and two or three nice vacations a year (one domestic, one international). Internet access, phones, computers, and good shoes. All the energy they can consume, water, and food. Leisure education, real education, and cultural performances. Massages, walking trails, bike trails, public transportation (when the German car is in the shop), clean air, and double paned efficiency glass windows.
There are also the intangibles that everyone is entitled to: love, decent friends (real and internet versions), self esteem, adoring children, and public adoration.
Then I just stare at them. People with no chance in life for any of these things agree with me. The others will tame the dragon.
When men become little girls.
http://t.co/1NkPGdPn
CO dems passed a similar “amazon tax” a few years ago, the repubs took it to court and it was declared unconstitutional (state). Score one for the good guys.
that damn thing was going to make every individual send in a check for sales taxes for stuff bought online out of state for the previous year. what a nightmare.
I’m of the opinion that he will be the ‘go to’ source for Romney/republican/’merica bashing for another 30 years after he is voted out.
I didn’t say we’d never hear from him again. I just said there’d be less of it. Surely his alphabet soup girlfriends won’t continue to give him a bully pulpit on a daily basis after he can’t give them the stimulus anymore. Hell, Jimmy only gets on TV four or five times a year these days.
Thank Heaven for men who are little girls,
Because…um…er…okay, scratch that.
When men become little girls.
http://t.co/1NkPGdPn
Guuyaahhhddddaaayyemmm!
**that GD was stretched out to last about 8 seconds and became a four sylable word. You Texans know what I’m talkin’ about**
What PG said.
JEBUSBUDDAHALLAH-KERIST
are you serious??
infantalization of the Millenials indeed
My wife’s best male friend is a brony. It’s cool, though, I don’t think he was ever gonna breed anyhow.
Aw, I kept waiting for a punchline and it never came…
http://dailycaller.com/2012/04/23/on-a-personal-note/
Weird timing.
My coworker’s ex-boyfriend is a brony. She was going to make him a little pony cake for his birthday.
Another coworker told me that this guy is ‘bi-curious’.
Put that in your hat and smoke it.
My son is into robots. Loved them as a little boy, is finishing up a final project on one in his robotics class.
….and that brony? Gets upset that others do not want to take care of him. He would be an ‘occupier’ if someone would drive him to one and then feed him.
I blame all the xenoestrogens in our food supply. Emasculates men from the gut outward.
I’m thinking she might get knocked up one of these days.
It would be delicious if she would. Women need some fat on their bones to reproduce properly. I don’t mean whale blubber, I mean a decent weight, eating decent proteins (SYWM) and fats.
These men probably weren’t allowed to play with guns as children.You can blame food, Leon, but I’m blaming feminist moms.
Awww…puppy poop tardis.
Poor treacher.
You can blame food, Leon, but I’m blaming feminist moms.
I’m willing to believe it’s both.
“Apparently, We are supposed to be more outraged by what Mitt Romney does with his money than by what Barack Obama does with mine.”
- American Taxpayer
Most of the articles I’ve read about the Brony thing talk about how these guys are normal and aren’t into it because of anything weird.
Call me cynical, but I give it three more months before we start hearing about them popping up on the sex offender registries.
SeanM, not even that, American Justice ran a story last week on CP that had at least 3 “Bronies”
I’ve seen this brony ex-boyfriend of my coworker. Dude looks immature in a creepy way.
I might not be the smartest cookie in the bag but my people radar is spot on. You sir are not cynical.
The weather was fantastically beautiful this morning. It still is I am shocked to say.
Shit is going down at work. Managers fired or quitting. Ultimatums given. More work thrown on fewer people. Less work getting done as they send you in eight different directions.
I blame the coming black clowd of taxmageddon.
I blame the coming black clowd of taxmageddon.
Racist!
Whoa:
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/212016.php
Picked the wrong house to rob!
I’m of the opinion that he will be the ‘go to’ source for Romney/republican/’merica bashing for another 30 years after he is voted out.
Nah – I think the unspoken secret among the Alphabet networks is that he is so condescending that nobody really likes him.
And honestly, how many times has the MSM gone to Nancy Pelosi for an interview since she was “elected out” of power?
Barky has practically NO friends from his earlier days, and the people that he has thrown under the bus don’t seem too eager to prop him up any more. I seriously doubt that Chicago wants him back.
I have a feeling that a few years after he leaves office we’ll be hearing about him going the way of his Daddy….
Hey, as a father of little girls, I had to watch some saccharine-laced crap shows – it was just part of the deal. But I didn’t organize some daddy fan club carrying a stuffed Barney the Dinosaur doll and go sing songs with the rest of the faggots on Saturday mornings either. That was my line, I did not cross it.
Q: What’s a Brony?
A: Shut the fuck up and give me your lunch money.
Another coworker told me that this guy is ‘bi-curious’.
Yeah….
“Bi-curious” just means “hasn’t admitted to himself that he is gay”.
Nature has a way of keeping some folks out of the gene pool…..
Buck Farack Obama!
Picked the wrong house to rob!
Hey, those look like they could be Barky’s boys. Where’s Al?
I watched all the programs my kids did when they were little. Power Rangers started back then and was hilarious. Had some adult humor in it.
Loved ‘The Big Comfy Couch’ (still have Snicklefritz and the dust bunnies).
Barney, meh….but the kids loved it.
“Apparently, We are supposed to be more outraged by what Mitt Romney does with his money than by what Barack Obama does with mine.”
- American TaxpayerIowahawkKid shows:
South Park
Archer
The Borgias
These shows not only entertain, they teach valuable lessons to little ones.
“Apparently, We are supposed to be more outraged by what Mitt Romney does with his money than by what Barack Obama does with
minemy kids and grandkids future.”Fixt
My kids like “The Elephant Show”.
Skimaradinarinkarink Skimaradinkaroo, I love you.
I just thought about another man’s nutsack. I don’t know why.
like = liked
all past tense and shit
My kids liked the elephant show 15 years ago.
Never heard of that show, pendejo, but Barney did sing that song.
Barky has practically NO friends from his earlier days, and the people that he has thrown under the bus don’t seem too eager to prop him up any more. I seriously doubt that Chicago wants him back.
rumor from white house dossier comments the other day – Barack isn’t welcome at any of the private golf clubs in the DC
- continuing – DC area, because he’s pissed off so may people.
I just thought about another man’s nutsack. I don’t know why.
Were you maybe listening to this?
http://tinyurl.com/7sspcqs
Barky Does Gay BDSM Vids Online!!
Die Hard teaches valuable lessons too.
It’s an old Jimmy Durante tune.
eraserhead helped me thru puberty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBmueYJ0VhA
Activists are advertising to pay folks $25/hr to protest Bank of America. I think I should apply.
Good afternoon, Holes of Douche!
Who’s up for makin’ me a sammich?
Heh.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/north_south_korea
kid shows??
Rugrats. wiserdaughter watched it every night before bed. Actually, a really funny show.
Okay, WTFF???
Two Hostages know “bronies????” I’ve never heard of this and assumed it was a freakishly freaky situation that is 1 in a billion.
WTFF is going on?
It’s stupid and sick.
Oh, and good afternoon!
Whisky Tango Foxtrot Oscar?!
I would punch a brony in the face (of course I’d make sure no cameras were on that part of the parking lot first).
Activists are advertising to pay folks $25/hr to protest Bank of America. I think I should apply.
We should take those jobs and change the signs to say something really idiotic.
Hahahahahahahahaha. “mare” hates bronies.
Leon, what about the seeds in tomatoes and cukes?
And, isn’t a coconut just a big seed?
well, more idiotic
Sean, what’s also funny? My daughter LOVES horses and LOVED, My Little Pony stuff….those men are ruining if for me and if I tell her (she’s an adult) her memories will be ruined with the taint of fat men stroking the Little Ponies hair…….hahahahah
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime.
the taint of fat men
Hehehehe
I see what you did there. . .
The taint of fat men ruins everything.
The taint of fat men ruins everything.
**runs to room, slams door… twice!**
Did you feel the earfquake this morning, b-rad? Nothing here.
What earthquake? Was Mare doing jumping jacks?
I think carin has had just about enough of home schooling. . .
http://tinyurl.com/7497zb2
Check out the mugshots of these “Ordinary Citizens” that Nancy Pelosi loves so much (the one on the left is supposedly an attorney):
http://citizenjournalistdotorg.wordpress.com/2012/04/21/occupy-update-on-nyc-ows-black-bloc-riot-action/
Is Xbrad slamming the door on his taint?
her memories will be ruined with the taint of fat men stroking the Little Ponies hair
The person I know, is not fat. He’s tall, sort of thin, stringy hair, sort of fem mannerisms. Creepy.
He resembles the third guy in Teresa’s link.
rumor from white house dossier comments the other day – Barack isn’t welcome at any of the private golf clubs in the DC area,
because he’s pissed off so many peoplebecause he’s black.FTFJay Carney and the MSM.
Feel-good ‘splodey story of the day:
http://is.gd/95vn5l
The kicker?
Dude was considered an “explosives expert”…..
“The taint of fat men ruins everything.”
hahaha…that is a true statement!
Leon, what about the seeds in tomatoes and cukes?
And, isn’t a coconut just a big seed?
1) Don’t know, honestly. I don’t sweat it on tomatoes, and I don’t really eat cucumbers.
2) Yes, all nuts are seeds. However, most have a ludicrous amount of physical protection/armor, and the tradeoff is that the parent plant generally doesn’t waste much time making pesticides/herbicides if it’s armoring its seedpods.
God, does nothing change around here?
Good answer.
Reward for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFTJW4Merbs&feature=player_embedded#!
My GF just sent me this. She is going to practice this and asked if I wanted to learn too.
It took me a few minutes to decide that I can’t really take on another hobby. But I kind of wish I could.
When I was a kid I could keep a hula hoop going forever.
Harrumph.
Hotspur is not allowed to watch that video.
Took your advice and upgraded the RAM in the computer today, HS. Runs much faster.
I don’t have time to watch that video. I’m watching this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKE4Bt8ylhM&feature=youtu.be
I’m watching this one
http://t.co/yqG4QwXV
I’m watching this. . . on a loop.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loszrEZvS_k
To answer your question, no, nothing changes around here.
You might be a bronie-lover if you did not enjoy Laura’s video. That’s almost NSFW.
hahahaha….I just LOL’d about my outrage over the stupid bronies.
Not to be confused with stupid brownies.
I just watched a double amputee complete a 140 mile race in order to show recent combat amputees that life goes on.
It was ok.
It’s been a long time since I’ve had a brownie, but Mrs MJ is making carrot cake for our party this weekend. Mmmmmm.
It was ok.
Amazing. Major kudos to him.
I think “having a bronie” means you’re gay MJ.
*offers ‘special’ brownies to MJ*
We were sitting waiting for our flight in Phoenix yesterday, and this over made up, big blonde hair, high heel sandal, manicured nails, tight pants woman sits across from us.
HotBride leaned over and whispered “What do you think of women like that?”
And I said “Looks like a sex change to me.”
I missed you guys.
I saw your comment about not being able to hook up while you were here, HS. I showered and everything!
I think “having a bronie” means you’re gay MJ.
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In that case, check your chicken mail.
Cyn, if it had just been HotBride and me, no problem.
No worries. I’m just glad that it was nice and toasty for you while you were here. It’s going to dip below normals later this week.
No, brownies are awesome. I just can’t eat them.
“Amazing. Major kudos to him.”
Amen.
What’s the party for, MJ?
Give us details, we need to live vicariously through you.
I bet he’s having a bronie party with his neighbors. Again.
Cyn, do you or Mr. Cyn have an SUV?
Where’s Oso?
http://qkme.me/3ovqgn
Neither of us do, Spur. He’s a truck and I’m sedan, both Toyotas. Why do you ask?
It’s my birthday, and our neighbor’s.
Because a great off-road trip is to go to Prescott and take the Senator Highway to Crown King. I wouldn’t do it at this time of the year, but in summer it’s awesome.
That route sounds really familiar, Hotspur. Like the boys have already done that in Mr.Cyn’s truck or they’ve talked about doing it. They do that kind of stuff at least once a summer.
Last year, IIRC, they got a wild hair and went from Roosevelt Lake through Young and came out near Kohl’s Ranch or Forest Lakes. They didn’t tell me they were taking this route and there was no cell service. For Hours On End as the road was essentially dirt. @_@ That was a real treat for me.
So, MJ, are you going to start celebrating your birthday this weekend and continue through to your actual date next week?
Well, if you think that route is a nail-biter, better not let them do the Senator Highway.
It’s an Obama-Eats-Dog World….http://wp.me/p1ipEz-1A8
I’ll ask them about it when they get home, ‘Spur. Those ‘fun’ rides always bring out the ‘mom’ in me.
Where has Scott been that we don’t have a new header pic out of one of the MMMs?
Slacker!
Cyn – SYWM and make me a sammich!
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really, I’m craving bread something crazy.
I almost did Cyn. Something just seemed wrong about replacing Ronald Reagan with an ass.
No!
*pulls the GF bread out of the freezer, nukes it, layers on roast beast, places pickle on the side, sprig of parsley in the ten o’clock position, delivers with one of the “good” napkins*
Where’s Oso?
http://qkme.me/3ovqgn
Hah! I like that meme.
I think he would be pretty okay with it, Scott. He was a man’s man. Go for it.
Snow in Michigan this weekend.
Cyn – I’ll be baking Norwegian whole wheat bread on Thursday. One slice per day. That means I’ll be giving half the loaf away. . .
Scott – They got a foot of snow last night/today just to the west of us.
That’s some awesome will power you have, to bake the bread but essentially not eat it. You strong, MCPO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS8oL93fdLc&feature=youtu.be
Ghett Hole
Ah, it’s always fun to watch Dana Perino go after Beckel like a terrier.
Hah! I like that meme.
It was on the “front page”, and I just had to share it….
Doomed.
http://is.gd/QgX9Ox
Scott – I’m shocked! /sarc
Here’s another one you might like, Laura:
http://qkme.me/17nd
Awesome, TiF! Ha ha ha ha haaa
Reward for you.
She seems nice.
Yep, a foot of snow and it has continued to snow non-stop today. I have forgotten how to drive in this.
hehehehehe!
http://tinyurl.com/colu8m5
This is me after learning about bronies http://i.imgur.com/Z7Gpf.gif
Hey Mare, when is the last time you were invited to a wedding?
“I have forgotten how to drive in this.”
Have a couple beers first, it will come right back to you.
So, MJ, are you going to start celebrating your birthday this weekend and continue through to your actual date next week?
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I’ll probably show my liver who’s boss on Saturday, but other than that I don’t really plan on paying attention.
Wait. So basically this means that Cyn and I could have gone to prom together.
The only way you and Cyn could have gone to the prom together is if her pregnant mom had dropped her off.
Lippy – Just remember, should you start to skid. . . PUNCH IT!
Haha Scott — sounds good, it will take away the nervousness.
It’s Spring:
http://qkme.me/1non
At least it won’t be around long and you can go skiing tomorrow.
Pupster, what kind of trick question is that?
What’s up my bronies?
God, does nothing change around here?
Well, occasionally Wiserbud bans somebody. That’s always good for a little excitement. We’re actually overdue for another Wiserbud ban, maybe MCPO, who is consistently annoying.
Lippy – Just remember, should you start to skid. . . PUNCH IT!
I seriously don’t know if this is good advice or not. I suspect not. I remember something about steering into a skid or something. aaaa! “Mommy, will you drive me?” “Sure will. You smell like beer, honey.”
Michael – Really? I would have thought, “a supreme pain in the ass”. Guess I’m not really trying.
Bill Cosby said “turning in the direction of the skid sounds to me like leaning into a left hook.”
Drive safe!
It doesn’t help that my parents live on top of a big hill. weeeee!
Front wheel and all wheel drive screwed everything up.
There are no rules anymore.
There are certain counter-intuitive things that just have to be learned. Like leaning downhill on a steep ski slope. Or rolling your motorcycle over on a sharp turn. Or eating pickles.
Lippy – I know where of you speak. We live on the highest hill in the borough.
HAH! Former Rangers catcher Ivan “Pudge” Rodriguez retired today as a Texas Ranger, and threw out the first pitch in the game today.
From home to second base. Man, I watched him gun down runners for a long time, he had a rocket back in the day.
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20120423&content_id=29458058&vkey=news_mlb&c_id=mlb
Pudge was a Tiger for a while, and we loved him.
http://tinyurl.com/89h328b
Yeah. Future Hall of Famer. Early in his career he talked about how hard it was to push back when Nolan Ryan shook off his signs, but he didn’t back down, even as a 19 year old kid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFTJW4Merbs&feature=player_embedded#!
My GF just sent me this. She is going to practice this and asked if I wanted to learn too.
I could totally do that if I really wanted. I just don’t want to.
Pupster, what kind of trick question is that?
http://tinyurl.com/no-reason-just-curious
tech bleg. Anybody know jack shit about an iPod Shuffle?
I know jack.
Not me.
Sent from my iPad
I made this one:
http://qkme.me/3oxnar
Ass
Did anybody give anybody else an A for effort today?
yeah, I know.
Lips, Where abouts yall live??
it was Fuggin 82 here today
sean i gave a hearty FU to the United States Postal Service for totally crapping on my med delivery
Anybody know jack shit about an iPod Shuffle?
Yes. If you have to shuffle your iPods, you own too many of them.
also don’t deal from the bottom of the deck
xBrad – What is the question?
3 nanos beat a shuffle anytime
The iPod Shuffle is a digital audio player designed and marketed by Apple Inc. It is the smallest model in Apple’s iPod family, and was the first to use flash memory.
/Soledad O’Brien
I once shuffled off to Buffalo.
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m20x59Q1c41qh66wqo1_1280.jpg
Night.
shuffle to the kitchen an make me a sammich
night Pup
Eh, I was trying to figure out how to load songs on the neighbors iPod for her. I figgered it out. But thank, MCPO.
STFU Krow.
shuffle implies a random activity
You use iTunes.
Next question.
Beeg Kitteh is Beeg
i shall send the mighty Gojirra to smite thy assular area Cyn
I have an iPod Nano, an iPod touch, an iMac mini and an iPad.
Eh, I was trying to figure out how to load songs on the neighbors iPod for her. I figgered it out. But th
ank, MCPOen I found twenty dollars.Gotta follow teh story guidelines.
I would just like to mention that I am showing incredible restraint at this particular point in time….
Sorry, one more for xbrad:
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2m3r3AY5x1rt9zy5o1_1280.png
Now pup sleep.
Next question.
What was the name of the hospital where Baracky was born?
Master Chief is a apple ho!
What? Someone posted a fuckin’ recipe?
Too much weather?
What? Someone posted a fuckin’ recipe?
heh.
yeah, that’s it.
Sweet dreams, Pup
What was the name of the hospital where Baracky was born?
Trick question. They don’t have hospitals in that part of Kenya.
http://youtu.be/angi1vwUkQc
hey question, how do i submit recipes to the recipe blog?
*emails two bits to Sean for the right answer*
You can email it to anyone of us that has keys, Krow, with Wiserbud being keymaster.
great cyn!
btw QT is gearing up for its Summer Slam
half price on ALL beverages!
with Wiserbud being keymaster.
oh no you don’t. I have nothing to do with that place anymore.
Wiser scares the poo out of me, and laura is wicked scary
Wiser scares the poo out of me
yeah, I’m the epitome of evil…
EBVIL!
Senda all your recipes to Wiser!
with Wiserbud being keymaster.
Has to be done…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9L7UUp0FxY
Okay, Jeopardy time.
Such a lovely night in Texas tonight.
Really beautiful evening.
Thanks to Dave for inviting my friends down for a visit.
I have nothing to do with that place anymore.
So you made it, then just abandon it? Worst Blagh Father Evah!
Senda all your recipes to Wiser!
Oh yes.. please do….
>> I would just like to mention that I am showing incredible restraint at this particular point in time….
HAHAHAHAHA.. fuck you.
serial, that’s funny. I’m emailing you some recipes now
jebus christ, all i wanted to do was share a poodle stew recipe and a damn blog war erupts
CANT YOU PEOPLE SEE??
they are try to divide us!
Is there anything special happening in Texas by chance?
Tifw, that lumberjack looking guy was creepy. Thx for that. At one of my baseball forums there were people arguing that Pudge was a better catcher than Bench. (Too much baseball. Sorry)
Blog war? Oh heck no.
This is foreplay to Wiser and Dave.
HAHAHAHAHA.. fuck you.
there it is.
Is there anything special happening in Texas by chance?
Why yes. Yes there is. or was.
Very nice evening indeed.
Actually, yeah, I did find $20. Or rather, she’s paying me $20 to get this thing set up for her.
I’m emailing you some recipes now
you got any recipes for butter perhaps?
**opens up new box of wine.
**sniffs plastic stopper
**pours a round.
Howdy.
Lips, Where abouts yall live??
I’m staying with the parents in western PA. burrrr!
Without comment: http://www.fredoneverything.net/Zimmerman.shtml
I hate you with a pure white hot hateyness now.
On to Tuesday, or as I like to call it, fuckin Tuesday.
And the Red Sox are just putting icing on the cake for me…..
Up 3-0 at one point, now down 5-3….
GO SOX!!!!
I hate you with a pure white hot hateyness now.
should we talk diets now? Marbe you can paint your toenails while we talk….
Thanks, Roamy. Salud! (Great. My hubby has joined the Pudge debate. Just with me. Not online)
hey roamy, how is going?
Lips BRRRRRRRR indeed
DIT/Wiser get a room you homos
WTFWTS MCPO?! Dang.
>> Marbe you can paint your toenails while we talk….
Marbe I could.
*tosses you cab fare to the Hyatt. You won this bet fair and square.
oh, and “Hi” to all the lovely H2 wimmens and “heeeeeey, whattup to all the H2 mens.
I hope everyone who is unhealthy gets better soon and anyone who is going through a difficult time sees it end positively and quickly.
DIT/Wiser get a room you homos
btdt
Heya Roamy.
No cryin in baseball.
Cyn – I’m unclear as to the nature of your interogative.
heh. just checked out the ONT.
Former boss used to use that chart all the time to explain how EMRs were going to sweep through the world of healthcare and be adopted virtually overnight by all healthcare providers.
Ooops….
Maybe someone should have shown that chart to Obama before he threw all that money at docs and hospitals to adopt EMRs…
context.. and Dave sleeps.
nite cool kids
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWoD2sQ9LiU
Front drive and rear drive skid corrections require different plans. Foolproof way to remember regardless of whether your car is front or rear drive = when skidding, look at the direction you want the front end to head and turn the steering wheel toward that direction.
You’re welcome.
WPDunn, can’t remember if I said this here or not, but I did way more stairlaps than I thought possible, not totally recovered yet.
See what I did there?
Maybe “wow” would have been better, MCPO. He certainly has an opinion, doesn’t he.
roamy, thats why i dont (S)
hope you feel better tho
Shit. I’ve got smokes, but no booze. Grrrr…..
I thought you were supposed to steer into the skid, CB. Ooooh I get it… you’re gonna crash anyway, but it just makes you feel better to try to steer out.
WPDunn, it was either that or make my dad with his bad knees do the stairlaps. I got another one of Grandma’s quilts and some cool family photos out of the deal.
**sends a bottle of Gentleman Jack to XBrad
Cyn, front and rear drive skids have different dynamics. Everything you learned was from the days of rear drive only cars. The tip I gave you is correct. It was one of the best things I learned at a high performance driving school years back.
oh, and “Hi” to all the lovely H2 wimmens and “heeeeeey, whattup to all the H2 mens.
I hope everyone who is unhealthy gets better soon and anyone who is going through a difficult time sees it end positively and quickly.
Thank you, that’s very kind of you, Wiser.
wiser let the mask slip, he actually has a heart of gold
X-brad, I’m in the same situation. *rumages through parents’ pathetic liquor cabinet* Apricot brandy?? What the heck.
Excellent tip, clintbird. M’wah!
Cynnie – He’s a retired cop from Arlington.
I’d be cool with apricot brandy. All I have is some really, really cheap gin.
wiser let the mask slip, he actually has a heart of gold
*waves hands
you didn’t see anything……
Thank you, that’s very kind of you, Wiser.
especially you, Lippy. You are a good one. We need more of your kind around… well… everywhere..
mmmmm mezzican cornbread and garlic butter!
From MCPO’s link:
Yeah, there are a whole lot of Brady Campaigners on staff at NR.
Freddy used be a writer for both NR and the Wash. Times, he had a falling out with R. Emmet Tyrell and soon after renounced his citizen ship for Olde Mehico
Hi Lips!
A friend from Jersey was driving his Road King to Key West stopped by and we had dinner. It was good to catch up with old friends.
mmmmm mezzican cornbread and garlic butter!
urge to ban…. rising……
*hugs Wiser*
Goodnight good people.
Who is “rising” and why do you want to ban them?
night Lippy!
now now Wiser, it WAS my dinner!
sauteed cabbage in butter and bacon bits.
yum!
I had Ribeye garlic mashed califlower, mushrooms onions for the steak, corn on the cob and a merlot for dinner.
Ban me Wiser it is not a recipie.
Night, Lippy.
Lippy hugs ought to make Wiser calm all night.
Dinner tonight was hot dogs and fries.
No, not real dogs. Do I look like the President to you?
I dunno, V. Lippy hugs would tend to get me more excited, than calm.
I concede your point X
but she is married, I don’t do married.
**poke**
G’night Hotsnausages.
true that V, i love to tease the ‘gettes but im harmless
night crazy heart
Lippy hugs ought to make Wiser calm all night.
Best. Hugs. EVAH!!!
nite, silly bear
out
So…. Wiser? Recipes or weather?
Which do you want first?
Which do you want first?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I’m going to sleep now and you are now free to discuss weather, recipes, diet and exercise or any other topic that makes your little heart happy.
no pron.
PORK LOIN PRON
Zippy new poat is up for ON crowd enjoyment.
no pron.
Well, shit. Now what?
The problem down here is that Texans have no real experience with snow or ice, so they over-correct and spin their car anyway. Best thing is to stay home.