…and your sister

I know I’ve posted this before, but it still kicks ass.

April 22, 2012
Categories: alcohol . . Author: wiserbud

118 Comments

  1. Comment by wpdunn74136 on April 22, 2012 7:04 pm

    i need a shower now

  2. Comment by wiserbud on April 22, 2012 7:06 pm

    I wanta get with you……..

    and Sister Batril

  3. Comment by osoloco11 on April 22, 2012 7:09 pm

    I’m on my phone. It scares my dogs. I’ve been drinking since the Reds 2nd Inning. Squirrel.

  4. Comment by wpdunn74136 on April 22, 2012 7:10 pm

    chicken and waffles day!

  5. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 22, 2012 7:11 pm

    Luckily, east of the mountains they are calling for rain. However, to the west and north. . . snow.

    BTW: I played golf in shorts on Friday.

  6. Comment by Sean M. on April 22, 2012 7:16 pm

    Lady, step into my Hyundai.

  7. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 22, 2012 7:17 pm

    SeanM – Did the Angels play today? My Phillies are sucking this year and I’ll need a American League team to root for.

  8. Comment by osoloco11 on April 22, 2012 7:18 pm

    MCPO, we had snow last wknd. 80s today. We are headed to the mountains next wknd and Dan is packing accordingly. He is a big baby about cold. I’m still not sure which tent we’re taking. He is excited about me being off the grid for 3 days.

  9. Comment by osoloco11 on April 22, 2012 7:19 pm

    Mcpo, root for the Rangers. W will be all over the TV with Nolan in October.

  10. Comment by Sean M. on April 22, 2012 7:19 pm

    We just lost to the O’s 3-2 in 10 innings. However, it’s the first series we’ve won so far this season.

  11. Comment by osoloco11 on April 22, 2012 7:21 pm

    Sean, the O’s have the really cute Retro caps this year.

  12. Comment by Sean M. on April 22, 2012 7:23 pm

    I saw that before the season started, oso. The Blue Jays have also gone back to a more classic uni.

  13. Comment by wiserbud on April 22, 2012 7:25 pm

    a American League team to root for.

    http://www.nyyankees.com

  14. Comment by osoloco11 on April 22, 2012 7:26 pm

    Sean, I enjoyed watching the O’s and the Jays with the Retro unis. I have a Joe Carter mitt. Apropos of nothing.

  15. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 22, 2012 7:30 pm

    Wiser – No.

  16. Comment by Sean M. on April 22, 2012 7:36 pm

    I’m pretty sure I was at this show:

    http://tinyurl.com/8xvdrfs

  17. Comment by daveintexas on April 22, 2012 7:38 pm

    come to Texas Yankees.

    it’s warm here.

  18. Comment by scotw on April 22, 2012 7:38 pm

    “He is excited about me being off the grid for 3 days.”

    Will there be trout?

  19. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 7:46 pm

    Scott, yes. I don’t eat fish. He has to do all that icky fish stuff away from camp and me.

  20. Comment by scotw on April 22, 2012 7:48 pm

    There is nothing better. Stream to belly in about 5 minutes.

  21. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 7:49 pm

    My hubby asked me to marry him in Arlington before a Rangers/Yankees game. Nolan was pitching. Hubby was sober. He tells the story with embellishment. And booze.

  22. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 7:51 pm

    Scott, we are doing some Northern NM camping. Lots of trout. I’m packing my cornfed steaks. He can eat fresh all he wants : )

  23. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 7:58 pm

    I miss Cranky. Doesn’t mean I want to be known as threadkiller.

  24. Comment by scotw on April 22, 2012 7:59 pm

    Camping…..I get it now. If you were backpacking you would be eating trout.

  25. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 22, 2012 8:05 pm

    Camping?! That means a suite without wireless service, right?

  26. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 8:06 pm

    Scott, it took several years before I would agree to go camping. My dogs have fancier accommodations than I’ll get. We’ve been watching the weather and it looks like air mattress, sleeping bags, and foam mattress as opposed to cots. I am insisting on my butterfly chair and shower.

  27. Comment by Sean M. on April 22, 2012 8:07 pm

    I hate camping. I consider it an insult to our ancestors who worked and struggled and died for milennia so that we could have permanent shelter.

  28. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 8:07 pm

    Chief, I wish. Our July camping trip has the wireless cabin option but Dan wants me to stay in a tent with him.

  29. Comment by daveintexas on April 22, 2012 8:07 pm

    I wouldn’t go camping if it mean, camping.

  30. Comment by Vmaximus on April 22, 2012 8:08 pm

    I have not been camping in a while. The last time I was camping a tropical storm hit. Tent in TS = Fail

  31. Comment by Pupster on April 22, 2012 8:08 pm

    You’re are bringing steaks with you to the mountains? Aren’t you worried about bea…

    Never-mind.

  32. Comment by daveintexas on April 22, 2012 8:09 pm

    meant

  33. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 22, 2012 8:11 pm

    I could camp in this tent. . . if it had wireless for my iPad!

    http://tinyurl.com/2a2sgwg

  34. Comment by scotw on April 22, 2012 8:13 pm

    I did a lot of backpacking. Stuff can happen and you are actually making life and death decisions. It was fun as hell except for the nearly dying parts.

  35. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 8:13 pm

    Pups, last year we barely camped because of fire danger. There were bear and mountain lion classes I attended. I hate the fact that I can recognize scat. Red solo cups are the first item on my list.

  36. Comment by daveintexas on April 22, 2012 8:14 pm

    death is stupid.

  37. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 8:15 pm

    Scott, they have already had 2 fires in the Gila.

  38. Comment by Coonass Jewstin on April 22, 2012 8:15 pm

    Chief, put a gif of dancing flames on your iPad, cook some S’mores and huddle around it. That’s exactly like camping.

  39. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 8:19 pm

    37.8 carbs in a traditional S’more. 45 grams in a meal. Stupid camping. Stupid S’mores.

  40. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 22, 2012 8:23 pm

    Oso – How many carbs in an .oz of booze?

  41. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 8:25 pm

    MCPO, depends. I have my book and my monitor to gauge
    spiking.

  42. Comment by Pupster on April 22, 2012 8:29 pm

    Wow. I went looking for a clip of Eric Cartman using bear mace when he was a hall monitor on youtube….I can’t believe the number of fatal bear attacks caught on video and posted online. Why would anybody want to see that?

    BAD NEWS BEARS!

  43. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 8:34 pm

    Bears are bad. Mkay.

  45. Comment by scotw on April 22, 2012 8:37 pm

    I whittled the most awesome spork ever while waiting to die.
    When we decided to make a run for it I jabbed it into a tree and vowed to come back for it if we lived.

  46. Comment by Sean M. on April 22, 2012 8:37 pm

    Why would anybody want to see that?

    Because it’s funny when it happens to somebody you don’t know.

  48. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 8:42 pm

    Haha Andy. I am glad that I have only encountered little bears here. I loved the grizzly scene in Lonesome Dove.

  49. Comment by daveintexas on April 22, 2012 8:43 pm

    I heard bears can smell women at the ladytimes.

  50. Comment by TGSG on April 22, 2012 8:44 pm

    yurt

  51. Comment by Andy on April 22, 2012 8:45 pm

    >> I heard bears can smell women at the ladytimes.

    Like that old joke goes, don’t worry about the bear. You only have to outrun the woman.

  52. Comment by scotw on April 22, 2012 8:45 pm

    Have grizzlies come back to NM?

  53. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 8:46 pm

    Dave. that is true. Bears are weak for processed sugars. Bear safety is serious stuff.

  54. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 8:47 pm

    Scott, there are anecdotes but no real evidence. Scat isn’t considered evidence.

  55. Comment by Sean M. on April 22, 2012 8:49 pm

    You can’t dust for scat.

  56. Comment by daveintexas on April 22, 2012 8:51 pm

    “Setting Free the Bears” was the dumbest idea John Irving ever had for a book.

  57. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 8:52 pm

    Not sure how the wookie defense works for bears. I do know that I love Sean.

  58. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 8:54 pm

    Dave, I wasn’t a fan of The Hotel New Hampshire either.

  60. Comment by Sean M. on April 22, 2012 9:00 pm

    I love you too, oso…gy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpxfZKeqw48

  61. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 9:01 pm

    Pups, I love that dog!

  62. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on April 22, 2012 9:01 pm

    One of our DS families was just a couple of tents away from the tent that the bears attacked in Yellowstone a couple of years ago.

    If I’m “camping”, there had better be 4 sturdy walls between me and Nature.

    And air conditioning.

  63. Comment by daveintexas on April 22, 2012 9:04 pm

    yeah

  65. Comment by wiserbud on April 22, 2012 9:07 pm

    IMO, “roughing it” is not having a remote control for the DVR.

  66. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 9:08 pm

    Thanks, Sean. I love Billie. BLM trapped a mountain lion at my grammo’s house. I’m bear aware and not afraid. My idea of roughing it is a cabin in Durango but my hubby has other thoughts. Our campsite is pretty modern. Except for no wifi/phone. I could get a satellite phone but it really isn’t worth it. I have lots of weaponry.

  67. Comment by daveintexas on April 22, 2012 9:14 pm

    >> IMO, “roughing it” is not having a remote control for the DVR.

    I have an iPad app for that now. It’s fuckin awesome!

  68. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 9:18 pm

    Car in will have an iPad before I do. Kicks Peej*

  69. Comment by Sean M. on April 22, 2012 9:20 pm

    Okay, Sunday night meeting time. Try not to fall down the well while I’m gone.

  70. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 9:22 pm

    Have a good meeting.

  71. Comment by daveintexas on April 22, 2012 9:35 pm

    wow, bug spray tastes awful.. bleah

  72. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 9:38 pm

    Whew…Hi Dave. I thought I killed H2 and FB at the same time. Hadn’t checked twitter.

  73. Comment by Vmaximus on April 22, 2012 9:39 pm

    Ruthorford B Hayes stole a election?
    Dave will be crushed!

  74. Comment by daveintexas on April 22, 2012 9:40 pm

    he stole it like a MAN

  75. Comment by Cyn on April 22, 2012 9:43 pm

    There’s no ice when you camp.

  76. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 9:45 pm

    Cyn, multiple coolers. One just for beverages. IYKWIM.

  77. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 9:46 pm

    Premixed bloodies for breakfast.

  78. Comment by daveintexas on April 22, 2012 9:47 pm

    I hate camping

  79. Comment by Cyn on April 22, 2012 9:48 pm

    Good girl

  80. Comment by Cyn on April 22, 2012 9:50 pm

    I’ve never been camping and I’m not about to start. Not for love or money.

  81. Comment by Cyn on April 22, 2012 9:53 pm

    Okay. Maybe it depends on how much money.

  82. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 9:57 pm

    Cyn, it is an easy compromise. As long as I get my trashy novels and all the comforts of home. Shopping for a travel trailer so we can take coyote bait with us instead of boarding them at doggie spa.

  83. Comment by daveintexas on April 22, 2012 9:57 pm

    Let’s go camping Cyn. *hands you the key to the spa*

  84. Comment by Cyn on April 22, 2012 10:01 pm

    Spa?!

    *rubs chin pensively*

  85. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 10:05 pm

    Cyn, doesn’t Sedona have a cool swimming hole? I know I like Payson and Heber.
    .

  86. Comment by Cyn on April 22, 2012 10:08 pm

    Slide Rock is what you’re thinking of, and it used to be awesome. Now they have to close it many days of the year because the bacterial or some such count is too high. Icky. My boys love it though.

  87. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 10:11 pm

    That’s it! I think that the bacteria is one that is naturally occurring in NM, AZ, and Kauai. Giardia. You just need to rinse off and not get it in your nose. My youngest got it from drinking standing water at the golf course.

  88. Comment by daveintexas on April 22, 2012 10:12 pm

    when is this lapeera.. what’sit thing again? I should book a flight and a trailer

  89. Comment by Cyn on April 22, 2012 10:15 pm

    I think you’re right about that bacteria. I’ve heard it’s from crop and farmland runoff too. And I think people *do stuff* in the water too.

  90. Comment by Cyn on April 22, 2012 10:16 pm

    Lapeeria… I think that’s the name of that bacteria!

  91. Comment by xbradtc on April 22, 2012 10:18 pm

    Howdy!

  92. Comment by Cyn on April 22, 2012 10:23 pm

    You also have to be careful about that water with open cuts.

    Howdy X

  93. Comment by Vmaximus on April 22, 2012 10:24 pm

    No it is not lapeeris it is leagoneers
    Move on

  94. Comment by xbradtc on April 22, 2012 10:31 pm

    I got paid $40 bucks today to set up the neighbor’s wireless printer and wifi.

    Tomorrow, I’m gonna set up their TiVo.

  95. Comment by Vmaximus on April 22, 2012 10:40 pm

    Thank you Xbad
    Revvy and I have some cool ideas

  96. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 10:41 pm

    I just cut my finger with a butter knife. No more booze for me tonight. Stupid butter knife.

  97. Comment by osoloco on April 22, 2012 10:44 pm

    G’night H2

  98. Comment by TGSG on April 22, 2012 10:47 pm

    Lesbianpeerwhatwhat?

  99. Comment by daveintexas on April 22, 2012 10:48 pm

    >> You also have to be careful about that water with open cuts.

    Not with Nurse Wiserbud and a bottle of Jack and a lighter.

  100. Comment by xbradtc on April 22, 2012 10:57 pm

    Dave, why you kill innocent poat?

  101. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 22, 2012 10:58 pm

    Game of Thrones is starting to really diverge from the books!

  102. Comment by daveintexas on April 22, 2012 10:58 pm

    that’s how I roll

  103. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 22, 2012 11:04 pm

    DinT puts another notch in his poat-killing iPad.

  104. Comment by beasn on April 22, 2012 11:06 pm

    Joffrey. Needs to be cut.

  105. Comment by xbradtc on April 22, 2012 11:06 pm

    Where’s all the wimmens at?

  106. Comment by MCPO Airdale on April 22, 2012 11:10 pm

    Beasn – Did you read the books?

  107. Comment by daveintexas on April 22, 2012 11:11 pm

    nite kids.. I kill

  108. Comment by xbradtc on April 22, 2012 11:12 pm

    Shit. I hate that. There were NO Hostagettes around when I hit “post comment”

    Yes, Beasn. You’re a wimmens.

    Unless there’s something you forgot to mention.

  109. Comment by beasn on April 22, 2012 11:12 pm

    Chief, I started the first one and then my daughter took it with her to school.

  110. Comment by beasn on April 22, 2012 11:14 pm

    My husband says he gets it. Though, not good enough in the scheme of ‘getting it’ when one is a jackhole.

  111. Comment by beasn on April 22, 2012 11:15 pm

    Unless there’s something you forgot to mention.

    I am not one to be an attention whore, like mare.

    *shifts on chair*

  112. Comment by beasn on April 22, 2012 11:16 pm

    But they sure picked a kid with a prick face for that part.

  113. Comment by beasn on April 22, 2012 11:23 pm

    Ponder this, a coworker had a box of frozen chicken fall on her head.
    Before chicken hit, she was okey dokey.
    After chicken hit, her head twitches like she has Parkinsons.

    Store doctor says it’s just stress.

    o_O

  114. Comment by beasn on April 22, 2012 11:23 pm

    And with that turd, my job here is done.

  115. Comment by xbradtc on April 22, 2012 11:41 pm

    Damn. Gets quiet early here on a Sunday night.

  116. Comment by wpdunn74136 on April 22, 2012 11:42 pm

    hey cyn, what movie did ya see?

  117. Comment by wpdunn74136 on April 22, 2012 11:43 pm

    well the life of the party Turded us!

  118. Comment by lclintsp on April 23, 2012 12:43 am

    New poat is up and running.


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