You know what this POS blog needs? Less white chicks. I haven’t posted a diversity BBF candidate in a while, so taking a cue from the Obama team, we’re working on the issue. I wrote this song while trying to come up with something that could be played at every wedding, bar mitzvah, and chakra opening, regardless of gender/race/religion/height/ability to fix a washer/mayo or mustard/or if you exist at all. Did I miss any?
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Today’s model began her illustrious career as a dancer in the wholesome, midwest town of Detroit. One night, while working the night shift slinging clams, it was mentioned that she would make a spectacular big fat titty model. I whole heartedly agree. Please welcome Janet Jade!!
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Today’s test will begin with a reading from the Book of Obama:
The LORD is my shepherd, I shall not be in want. He makes me lie down in green pastures, he leads me beside quiet waters… Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me… You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies. And on that table is a big ass roasted collie that is D-Fucking-licious. Thanks Yahweh. You da’ man. Amen.
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1602 – The Dutch East India Company is established.
1616 – Sir Walter Raleigh is freed from the Tower of London after 13 years of imprisonment.
1760 – The “Great Fire” of Boston, Massachusetts, destroys 349 buildings.
1914 – In New Haven, Connecticut, the first international figure skating championship takes place.
1916 – Albert Einstein publishes his general theory of relativity.
1922 – The USS Langley (CV-1) is commissioned as the first United States Navy aircraft carrier.
1987 – The Food and Drug Administration approves the anti-AIDS drug, AZT.
1995 – A sarin gas attack on the Tokyo subway kills 12 and wounds 1,300 persons.
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It’s going to rain all weekend. BOOOOOOO! What are you doing?
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huh?
Fucking awesome.
Really?
Wonders where MJ will be buried once he’s struck down by lightning for the “prayer” he uttered up top?
So BBF stands for Big Booty Friday now?
http://twitter.com/DaveinTexas/statuses/193387170189418497
And I don’t get the New Haven link – because I don’t recognize the scene.
Yes, I know – I’m not big on pop culture.
When I scrolled down to look at the pics, and got to the one of her big ol’ booty, I actually leaned back from the monitor. Seriously.
Good call Cyn. That thing is loaded and could go off at any time.
When I scrolled down to look at the pics, and got to the one of her big ol’ booty, I actually leaned back from the monitor. Seriously.
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Really? I leaned in. I’m pretty sure I can see a reflection of myself in her ass cheek.
http://www.happyplace.com/15520/fast-food-items-clearly-designed-by-high-people
Pupster, vodka at home isn’t watered down.
Holy. Cow.
Holy. Cow.
I think the “Cow” part is right.
Mrs MJ is called in I-can’t-stand-you-idiots anymore today, so we’re going to head to the bicycle shop. I’ll be back later for my ass kicking.
dee-licious getto boo-tay
Excellent job on some of those links, MJ! http://is.gd/0xCHRK
Hi Rich!
For anyone who may have missed it:
http://teresainfortworth.wordpress.com/2012/04/20/why-i-keep-him-around/
The TiFW’s washer and dryer have arrived – installation is imminent!
The first pic aint too bad, but my god, eat a salad once in awhile will ya.
She’s puffy.
She seems nice.
So, who’s doing BBF next week?
I think this poat is proof MJ hates black people.
I picked a helluva bad day to pay the H2 a conjugal visit.
This made me think of Car in http://i.imgur.com/UuVQe.gif
heh, well done MJ
So, who’s doing BBF next week?
*up twinkles*
Long time no see, Ghee
MJ got de jungle fevah?
Comment by wiserbud on April 20, 2012 3:15 pm
MJ got de jungle fevah?
does J’ames know this?
Well, okay then.
Feck. The site I normally use to stream sports games doesn’t have the Yankees/Sox games. Anyone have a good livestream link?
seems today’s BBF has succeeded in doing what I didn’t on april 1.
bottom of the 1st, 1-0 Yanks
Thx Wiser. But I wanna watch!
This is still infinitely better than that time Hotspur put up a bunch of old-timey paintings that had nothing to do with tits and tried to call it BBF. He’s lucky he didn’t get tarred and feathered for that bullshit.
po’ skylia yankee-less in the wilderness
It sucks being without cable during sports season. I don’t care all the rest of the year, but during baseball season, I hate it.
I just checked the site that Scott suggested for watching sports TV and it’s been taken over by the FBI. Dammit. And now I’ve clicked to open the site. Well, it’s been nice knowing you all.
top 2, Yankees up 1-0
But I wanna watch!
What a coincidence…..
Yeah, the site I normally use just doesn’t have this game for some reason, Cyn, and then all my searches have led to some nasty looking sites with scary pop-ups and my anti-virus is screaming obscenities at me. Or, they want me to pay them money. Fuckers.
Home run for Nick Swisher, 2-0 Yankees!
WOOH! I heart Nick Swisher. Gawd, I hope we ruin Fenway’s birthday party in the worst possible way.
driven out to deep right field and HOME RUN FOR ERIC CHAVEZ!!!
3-0 Yankees
Are you fucking with me? Really? Awesomesauce.
Gawd, I hope we ruin Fenway’s birthday party in the worst possible way.
So far, so good….
Rather quiet at Fenway right now
Lookin forward to the Yanks coming here next week.
HAHAHA! Did anyone else fleece their buddies for $$ on the golf course today?
Lookin forward to the Yanks coming here next week.
*yikes
Completely OT, but a friend recommended this band, and I kinda like ‘em…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StV9lElcvAY
HAHAHA! Did anyone else fleece their buddies for $$ on the golf course today?
I wouldn’t do that to friends……
REALLY?
Two weekends in a row, last minute drama?
ARRRGH
I am digging the sound, Sean.
Hey, I’m really sorry, but I need this chair to be at my mother’s house in Virginia by 7am tomorrow and you said you do overnight shipping and what do you mean I have to pack it, it’s not like it’s some kind of antique chair, it’s just that my mom is having a party and she’s short a chair so why can’t you just slap a label on it and get it there by 7am?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? HOW MUCH??!?!?!
Brb – gonna take a quick shower. Wiser, keep posting the score so I can be well informed when I’m clean.
Wiser – We play for money and I don’t mind as I win more often than I lose. They know the deal.
Here’s another one, Cyn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_6pZsToUPc
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? HOW MUCH??!?!?!
I could go down to Target and buy one for that price!
Bottom 3, Yankees up 3-1 after Ortiz home run.
I could go down to Target and buy one for that price!
Where do you think I got this one?
Mwah, Sean!
Wiser – We play for money and I don’t mind as I win more often than I lose. They know the deal.
No, I mean I can’t play golf to save my life and my friends would be taking money from me every single game.
hey Cyn, QT have got their 52oz drink on sale for 52 cents
No, I mean I can’t play golf to save my life
Perfect! Com’on down. Free room & board, but the golf. . .
Drive by Hi. Have to go to work and the Yanks/BooSox are on TV. At least my Reds are up, 7-3.
Perfect! Com’on down. Free room & board, but the golf. . .
Put my clubs down years ago.
Ain’ picking them up again.
*puts a couple bars of soap into a pillowcase and heads to lauraws store.
@soearpiece, did you help soledad with getting allen west to give you a list of communists in congress?
Yay, blanket party at the store!
@soearpiece, did you help soledad with getting allen west to give you a list of communists in congress?
there are communist and communists sympathizers in Congress?
git outa here!
Putting the house back together after getting new carpet installed is a fucking pain.
Seriously, a million illegal immigrant Messicans in Cali, why the fuck am I moving furniture?
Why do you hate the Messicans, mom?
Why do you hate the Messicans, mom?
Who’s moving the furniture again?
I don’t think it’s the Messicans that your mom hates.
Put me down for two, Krow!
Well, I guess there’s that, Wiser.
Still 3-1?
Fuck yes. I’ve sold less than 1/5th of my game collection in the last 12 hours and have all ready made 70 bucks.
Someone please explain to me the difference between to goals and methods of American “Progressives” and a communists.
Cyn, you know ill have the 2/2 corndogs too!
Seriously, a million illegal immigrant Messicans in Cali, why the fuck am I moving furniture?
DEY DINT TUK YAR JARB!!!!
“Progessives” don’t shower as often as Communists.
Master Chief,
Communists are decitful lying sacks of putrid donkey dicks
Progressives are decitful lying sacks of putrid donkey dicks with smug grins
Seriously, I keep hearing that the Congressional Progressive Caucus isn’t a bunch of commies but, because I’m a knuckle-dragging, red state hillbilly, I’m too dense to understand the difference.
Still 3-1?
Yep, no change
Shut up, that’s the difference.
WOO HOOO!!!!
Chavez homers for the 2nd time today.
4-1 yankees!
And Revko makes an amazing catch to rob Swisher of a double.
Some guys are stuck at a trade show without the freight they need to do their job, because when I said ‘send me a BOL’ TWO WEEKS AGO, they never did.
Nor did they the next time I reminded them, a few days later.
Apparently, as their Mommy, I was supposed to remind them every day.
So now they’re making poor Scott run up to the warehouse late on a Friday afternoon to pull their assfat out of a fire of their own creation.
I took their credit card info.
I wonder how much it costs to airfreight 450 lbs. to Dallas overnight?
Great day for Chavez! Fuck yes.
Just typing those words made my fingers constrict with cheapness.
BOL?
A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Too bad it doesn’t work that way.
That company wouldn’t happen to have the word “solutions” somewhere in their name, would it?
Bill of lading.
thankee Laura, please dont beat me
Red Sox go down in order. Top 5, 4-1 Highlanders.
I wonder how much it costs to airfreight 450 lbs. to Dallas overnight?
I wonder how much credit they have available?
one pitch…. Home Run Alex Rodriguez!
5-1 Yanks
he hit that one out of the Fenway
Ha ha ha ha- apparently these guys tried to run me down to my customer, saying it was MY fault.
My customer stood up for me, then dredged up all the old emails between us and them, showing that I provided all the information on the 6th.
What do the emails also show? Shows that THEY never sent me the BOL.
Response from the guys at the trade show? Mumble, mumble rarr rarr, crap.
Yeah, this is going to be expensive…
That’s my boy. Man, I love A-Rod.
I wonder how much it costs to airfreight 450 lbs. to Dallas overnight?
Make sure you add your 200% on top of the shipping cost. “Handling” is not free.
Yeah, this is going to be expensive…
oooooooo yeeeeeeeeeeah….
go git ‘em, girlfriend…
“Progessives” don’t shower as often as Communists.
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It’s sort of like Subway calling themselves sandwich artists.
I can’t believe those little rat bastards tried to throw me under the bus for not doing their job for them! As if I could have, even if I’d wanted to.
Unfortunately, we’re not providing the freight service. I’m just charging them PITA fee for Scott’s running around.
Nova is pitching a beautiful game.
fuck. Swisher lost the ball in the sun, giving up a run. 5-2 Yanks
A-Rod is a douche of immense magnitude.
going into top of the 6th, 5-2 Yankees with Chavez coming to bat this inning.
3?
With Jorge Pesada retired, Jeter is the only Yankee I can root for.
A-Rod is a douche of immense magnitude.
we feed off of your hatred…
it’s like sweet, sweet nectar….
Just sold another couple of games for another $65. Good times.
Chavez at the plate…..
and quickly flies out to 2nd
Russell Martin steps in and here’s the pitch..
HOME RUN RUSSELL MARTIN!!!!
6-2 Yankees
OMfuckingG.
Jebus! Get an ESPN app, woodja?!
Jeter down looking for the 3rd out, we go to the bottom of the 6th with the Yankees up 6-2.
*headdeskheaddeskheaddesk*
YELLOW FREIGHT JUST TRIED TO PICK UP HERE AT THE STORE. THE WAREHOUSE IS AN HOUR AWAY.
Scott on phone: “If I’m not home by 10, please bring me a sandwich”
No, Chief, more fun to annoy you.
Jebus! Get an ESPN app, woodja?!
Sorry for getting in the way of the diet tips, recipes, exercise updates and golf scores…..
You forgot weather updates, wiserbud.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!
100th b-day of Fenway. Watching game on YES. They just played Bucky Dent’s home run that crushed their WS hopes..
Evil empire, indeed.
You forgot weather updates, wiserbud.
oh, right. my bad…
Lunchtime. I’ll eat a sammich and think of Scott.
uh oh. Youk gots plunked.
it better rain this weekend or there’s gonna be some tusslin’
6-6-3 double play and we go to the 7th, Yankees still up 6-2
The other end of the spectrum, lauraw:
We bought a new dryer last week – they couldn’t deliver it until Tuesday because they didn’t have any in the warehouse. So the automated system calls Monday night and says delivery between 4 and 6 PM. So we plan for it. The delivery guys call at 12:00 and want to know if they can come delivery it then. We tell them No – we’re not there now. See you at 4, like you told us you’d do. I get home at 3:45 to make sure I’m there and ready – they’re sitting at the end of the driveway – been there since 2. We were the last of the day, and they had nothing else to do but wait. They had it delivered and installed by 4.
Could be trouble for the prosecution:
http://michaelgraham.com/files/media/image/Windows-Live-Writer/The-Trayvon-Martin-Case-Even-MORE-Bad-Ne_C452/zimmerman%20head_2.jpg
Red Sox losing
Bobby V gets booed
Obama gets booed
This is the best red Sox game EVAH!!!!
OK- they sent another truck to the warehouse. Warehouse is closed now- I told them if they arrived after the warehouse closed, they would need a liftgate.
did they send a truck with a liftgate? No.
450 lb. pallet.
NO LIFTGATE.
MOTHERFUCKING FUCK WILL THIS DAY NEVER FUCKING END
I was going to leave work, but it’s a downpour right now.
MOTHERFUCKING FUCK WILL THIS DAY NEVER FUCKING END
hey, I need to ship this ice cream sculpture to Texas….
What’s the score now?
7th innning stretch, score stands at 6-2 Yankees
I think lauraw’s gonna need two boxes of wine tonight.
Laura 0, Insanity 78
There’s a kid in front of me, I’m at the gym, with one of those large iPads . I think I can take him. His mom is right next to me but I can outrun her.
<i.Laura 0, Insanity 78
Still lots of game left
>> NO LIFTGATE
I am riveted to this story.
More please.
His mom is right next to me but I can outrun her.
go for it. I’ll be your alibi
outa here. going to buy a washing machine.
They had to unband the goods, unpack it in pieces to the truck, and then repalletize the load inside the truck.
We all go home now.
The only fit ending to Lauraw’s day:
http://tinyurl.com/bsog6gl
What I really want for dinner; http://tinyurl.com/74yyhl7
MCPO! BIG doings on Fringe tonight!!!
I’m in on that dinner, MCPO!
Do you eat dog, Cyn? If so, what breed?
MJ, your BBF’s are pretty damn funny….well done, young douche!
That seemed a little anticlimatic.
Mitch Daniels needs to STFU. He thinks the Romney campaign is too negative…what a freaking idiot.
I condemn the artist in advance. . .
http://tinyurl.com/83tcf6h
I had a really shitty day at work, to come home and have Mr. Beasn tell me that he thinks Barky will when because he has 100leventy million more dollars than Romney.
I am going to cut that bitch. WTF is wrong with him?
Told him to STFU.
MJ, your BBF’s are pretty damn funny….well done, young douche!
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Thanks, mare.
Mrs MJ: Why are you laughing?
MJ: No reason. Do you think this is funny?
Mrs MJ: STFU.
MJ: Hahahahhahahahahaha. It’s just like the blog.
Mrs. MJ: Hand me your credit card.
MJ: Oh. Well played.
http://tinyurl.com/7dqydbj
will win…not when
6th try for a comment
Will noone comfort me in my hour of stress?
fockers.
Sohos! How are you?
Obama is polling worse than Jimmy Carter was at the same time in his presidency
Do you eat dog, Cyn? If so, what breed?
Yes.
Hot.
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Off to pick up the chillins and then it’s time for the cocktails and the debriefing!
Will noone comfort me in my hour of stress?
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Have you tried punching him? Try punching him.
SO. . . south beach says I can eat a hotdog. . . without the bun.
Really?! Thanks, so very, very much.
“I just checked the site that Scott suggested for watching sports TV and it’s been taken over by the FBI.”
But they were nice pirates!
No more NFL Network????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Off to pick up the chillins and then it’s time for the cocktails and the debriefing!
It’s been a long day – I thought that said “deflowering”…..
The washer and dryer have been installed – with the pedestals below, they are almost as tall as me….
They’re HUGE.
The nice thing is that now we won’t have to bend down to do laundry anymore.
We’re just gonna have to figure out how to fit in the bathroom to actually DO the laundry…..
Will noone comfort me in my hour of stress?
fockers.
I thought you handled it very well by telling him to STFU.
You could have gone with SYWM, but I think this needed the “f” word .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE3cpsdMg3Q
Will noone comfort me in my hour of stress?
I give very nice backrubs, but I doubt that was what you wanted in terms of comfort.
awesome article my brother sent me.
Blub:
beasn, today Andy said that they played Obama saying something to the crowd on the Jumbotron or whatever they call it, and that the place erupted overwhelmingly in boos.
Hanging in there MJ! How ’bout you?
…at Fenway, sorry.
You could have gone with SYWM, but I think this needed the “f” word.
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F-word. It has it’s place.
Which is in the deep red southern town of Boston, Massachusetts, so naturally, not a very big deal.
And recall; a crowd went apeshit booing Biden at the St. Patty’s day parade in Pennsylvania last month.
I do not believe this is typical American behavior toward a half-popular president.
Where’s Andy been and how come we’re hearing this story second hand?
The Fenway boo down of The One is quite the contrast to the adoring crowds before the faux Greek columns a few years back.
And, Hi y’all
Omg, I am reading the best book. It’s by the guy who did “Middlesex”. It has a lot of Detroit references, but I really like it because it’s really lit based. The one character is into british lit, and another is a religious student. It is just really , really awesome.
But, it’s no Nicholas Sparks, that’s for sure.
(my fb friends hated it and couldn’t get into it – one of them told me she hated classic literature.)
and then what happened?
Wut?
http://tinyurl.com/ce33goz
Is wordpress broken? I can’t seem to comment and there hasn’t been a comment in over 10 minutes
I haven’t tried commenting.
Where’s Andy been and how come we’re hearing this story second hand?
Northeastern RINO Cabal, biznatches.
AWW YEAHHHH.
*puts on floppy hat and shows off gold grille*
Soccer drove him off.
Jimbro that looks like BS to me.
>> Where’s Andy been and how come we’re hearing this story second hand?
Ummm … at the baseball game. Also:
http://twitter.com/#!/TheH2/status/193421827475910656
Oh and this poat is raaaaaciiisssstttt!!11!
I’m gonna be so happy when the kids are finally moved. I’m delaying buying stuff ’cause there is zero room in their apartment.
1. Nursery furniture – check
2. Rocking chair – check
3. Halo Master Chief onesie – check
4. Tiny Naval Academy Cheerleader outfit – check
5. Complete Star Wars blu-ray collection – check
“This is gonna be GREAT!”
Here, this is good: http://weaselzippers.us/2012/04/20/racists-obama-booed-at-fenway-park/
What really happened:
1) Between the first and second innings (IIRC – it may have been mid-1st), Obama came on the Jumbotron with his remarks. I was walking to the concession stand with the little guy and heard his irritating voice, looked up at the screen, and thought WTF?
2) With that same sort of delayed reaction, the boos started and then picked up in volume.
3) People started cheering to try to counter the boos.
4) The boos got waaaaayyyyyy louder and drowned out the feeble cheering.
It. Was. Awesome.
HAHAHAHA!
http://tinyurl.com/7dqydbj
Boston is racist. We all know that.
Andy, great you made the game, too bad the Sox lost though. Pure awesome on the booing
HAHAHAHAHA
Forward to 2:30 and see what little eaglet thinks of Barky.
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/21963909/highlight/257763
1. Nursery furniture – check
2. Rocking chair – check
3. Halo Master Chief onesie – check
4. Tiny Naval Academy Cheerleader outfit – check
5. Complete Star Wars blu-ray collection – check
Babies don’t need furniture. The rest is good.
Piss shot out his ass.
I am so grossing Mr. Beasn out, RIGHT NOW!
Serves him right.
Go watch my video. It never occurred to me that birds learn to shit outside the nest.
Rangers rained out.
What, is my truck under that nest?
Let the cocktails and debriefings begin.
Well, shit. I thought I had video of the F-16 and P-51 flyby but I screwed it up somehow.
Flyers leading the punk-ass Pens 2-1.
Did anybody have a tearful reunion with anybody else today?
SeanM – Yeah. Me and my 5 wood.
You eagle watchers do realize that the strongest eagle of the bunch usually kicks the others out of the nest, right? I’m just saying, one of these updates will probably be less and less eaglets.
That was before green energy Pupster.
Survival of the fittest, you say? But, but, but that’s not FAIR!
Heh, I’ve been parking my truck under the crabapple tree for a few weeks…Bad Idea Jeans.
http://is.gd/ZtVFWD
Oh My!
Cyn is shedding her briefs!
Film at 11!!!
Top to bottom:
Eagle, pupster
http://tinyurl.com/3u64jxn
You eagle watchers do realize that the strongest eagle of the bunch usually kicks the others out of the nest, right?
This supposedly happens at several stages in the development of most animals, starting with the selection pressure of sperm racing, then continuing through rounds of absorption and often cannibalism. Somewhere near half of human births start as multiple zygotes, and the stronger absorbs the weaker.
Green Energy Pupster?
See laura, if they can learn to shit out of their nest, they can learn to ‘target’ for shits and giggles.
Sorry, all of my births started as single zygotes. I know this.
Though an ultrasound tech did tell me that he suspects half of all conceptions do not make it….he also bred horses and said about 60% of purebreds don’t make it.
Somewhere near half of human births start as multiple zygotes, and the stronger absorbs the weaker.
Then how do you explain Rosetta?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMa6ot8g3JM
MOM!!! PUPPEH IS BEING A BRONY!!!!
Flyers leading the punk-ass Pens 2-1.
Really? heh heh heh. Yeah, we’re watching too.
Young people suck.
Then how do you explain Rosetta?
Imagine the weaker entity he absorbed.
>> how do you explain Rosetta?
God is funny.
It does explain laura’s ‘hump’
Pupster, are you going to BronyCon? Say hi to my wife if you see her.
So Scott…is it absolutely positively going to get there overnight?
I wouldn’t put money on it Pupster.
I wouldn’t be surprised if it were on fire right now.
IT GOT BLOWED UP ON THE TRUCK
STUMP SOLUTIONS!
Somewhere near half of human births start as multiple zygotes, and the stronger absorbs the weaker.
<..>
*cough*
http://www.kevinkeigley.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/baby-cake.jpg
Because I couldn’t see this and not link it here.
Baby Cakes?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9GoWGnFzGA
baby dog cake
http://tinyurl.com/7yhm5ee
http://tinyurl.com/mrs-leon-not-at-bronycon
Also, I’m pretty sure next week’s MMM will be diversity free.
There might be an Asian gal, but the affirmative action people told me they aren’t really minorities.
J1mbro, that needs “Happy Birthday Barry!” stenciled on it.
I hope she’s OK, that last fall sounded like she broke her arm.
Jeopardy time. See you stoners later.
**tags out Sean**
I got it for a while, buddy!
>> sometimes the stronger absorb the weaker
Which explains that hair in the hump.
And the single tooth.
http://youtu.be/lUZ-e2SkeMI
Good evening.
Hi and bye – catch you cool kidz manana…..
who’s got the good tequila? Not that coffee flavored shit
That was cool Xbrad.
It was no fat chick in a black dress dancing on blocks of butter, but still cool.
I have several, Dave.
*passes six bottles*
*six bottles*
whoa
We’re gonna need a bigger boat
I especially liked the rocket powered clothes dryer.
I can’t stand tequila. Not “I don’t like” tequila.
I can’t stand it. Just the scent of it can make me hurl.
I have the Diet Dr Pepper-flavored non-alcoholic tequila.
what about dogmeat?
Eh, dog wasn’t so bad. I was just pissed it cost more than beef.
I stole that video for my crapblog, b-rad.
No problem, Sean. It was forwarded to me by a reader (my blog has one!).
Eating Choclate Lab Ice Cream
http://izismile.com/2012/04/06/hilarious_obama_animated_gifs_19_gifs-10.html
I was hoping that said crabblog. I have a hankering now after seeing all that butter.
Cyn, no crab, but dinner tonight for mom was seafood linguine, with mussels, and shrimp, and I’m sure some other stuff.
I had the Hungarian beef goulash with mashed taters.
I threw in a Michealina’s or Lean Cuisine Stroganoff something or other. We did the free-for-all thing here and everyone made their own. It works.
Now just chillaxin with a Reese’s Peanut Butter Christmas Tree. It’s a mercy eating since we’re now past Valentine’s Day and Easter candy still in the pantry.
Well, given how notoriously cheap my mom is, I was a bit stunned when she suddenly out of nowhere told me she’d ordered from Chef George’s. Dinner for two is $50, which is about 10 times what she’s normally willing to pay.
Cyn, just have Laura overnigt all that candy to me.
Wow, that is splurging. What a nice treat. It’s like she missed you or something. Maybe she’s buttering you up to tell you that she liked living alone and you’re about to get the boot.
Went to the 1st thru 3rd grade Spring Musical tonite.
http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110826/1000/awesome_classic_movie_gifs_qhaKG_30.gif
I am now drinking.
No, I do not have a fixation on butter. Probably.
You’re kidding about shipping the candy, right?
Because that ain’t happnin’.
I need that candy. Need it!
IT’S MEDICINAL DAMMIT!!
*clears throat daintily*
Oh those performances are fun, fun, fun, GMo. Good times. No beverage beforehand? You’re doing it wrong.
showtime: first round KO. Time to go refill for the main event.
Fine. I’ll send you *some* of my candy stash.
*puts a few tequila flavored lollipops in the mail to Xbrad*
I had to drive Cyn. Passengers = wife, mother in law, 2 crazy little girls.
Xanax might have been good tho.
Cool. Someone just dropped off the complete Season 2 of Magnum, PI here at the library.
Rough week, Cyn?
http://tinyurl.com/775j8hr
no sentient woman willingly gives up chocolate.
not on this planet.
With all that estrogen I’m surprised you don’t have that Xanax in some kind of implanted delivery pump directly to the blood stream, GMo. Oof that’s even too many women for me.
Laundry is sooo easy. It’s only hard when the males in the house try to help. Keep your stinking socks away from my delicate unmentionables, you damned dirty apes!
Brad why are you at a library?
http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110826/1000/awesome_classic_movie_gifs_01.gif
Penguins won, haha.
Dave, I could totally give up chocolate, no problem.
But keep away from my salty treats!
G’mo, no interwebs at the casa, so I hang out at the clubhouse a couple hours a night, usually in the library downstairs.
lipstick, you like kettle corn?
http://tinyurl.com/752msm4
cyn
got a 52Oz frozen coffee latte drink, the home health nurse said cold was good, the docs dont want me to drink hot
lipstick, you like kettle corn?
I don’t believe I’ve ever tried it, WP.
How are you feeling?
Sounds yummy, Krow. That’s caffeine free right? Right?!
59% i can only adore the Hostagettes in short intervals
this stuff had 5% caffine its mostly like a slurpee but with coffee
Kettle corn is a sweet-and-salty variety of popcorn that is mixed or seasoned with typically, a light colored refined sugar, salt, and oil.
i like it
Kettle corn is reeeeally yummy. Once you start eating, it’s hard to stop.
59% i can only adore the Hostagettes in short intervals
Awww; can’t have your little zapper going off too many times.
Heh heh.
the SO made Cheeseburger Meatloaf tonight, i is a happy pup
still nursing the coffee
Lipstick, any more decision/discussion on where you’re moving to? Our little state isn’t too bad and we’ve got one of the coolest governors on the planet.
cyn, i can feel it humming when i lay flat
Lippy if you are coming west stop in Tulsa and see me
cyn, i can feel it humming when i lay flat
Hey, that doesn’t sound like a half-bad sensation.
Cyn, there is an offer we pretty much can’t refuse in Orange County California. Going over details and stuff today and over the weekend.
Texas may be delayed for a few years. Wow, I was so sure that is where we would be next. Getting used to the change in plans.
There will be Chick-fil-A there though!
Man Crush Alert – John Bolton’s ‘stash
>> Keep your stinking socks away from my delicate unmentionables, you damned dirty apes!
Hey, I learned the hard way. Thank God I don’t have to sort girl things now. Mostly.
>> But keep away from my salty treats!
*thud*
Sounds like it could be a good gig for a while. And you’ll have some great weather. Waffle Fries FTW!
G’night, folks.
cyn check your Gsnail (LOL)
Lipstick, well if yah ever get to Tulsa, ill cook yall a hell of a great cheese steak meal
night brad, take care
Sweet (and Salty) Dreams, Xbrad.
Lippy if you are coming west stop in Tulsa and see me
WP, that is kind of you, but I’ll be flying out to wherever — my driving skills are not back up to “speed” yet.
Oh, and since it is Lipstick Confession and TMI Night, turns out I’ve got MS, hence the recent cagey health and limitation comments.
Waiter, get those snails off of my plate!
Oh dear, Lipstick; that’s quite a bit of news. How are you holding up? Have they started you on meds of any kind yet? {{HUGS}}
the SO and I have been seriously talking about our conservitism and belief system, we are both on disability, i have a pension and SSD, the SO has SS/SSI
are we conservatives or parasites?
(((Hugs))) Lippy.
lipstick, i have a cousin with MS, its hard but its something that will define you, the good things i know you will not fold
hola osoloco mi amegia
WP the truly needy were never and never will be a target of conservatives. Its not the safety net, its the hammock that becomes the problem.
Geez Lip, a prayer for you.
Hola!
G Mo, its very hard not to fall into that trap, each month we really have to sit down and figure out our expenses, i dont run to the doctor for every little sniffle, we actually get notices from DHS about how we are NOT utilizing services
Hi Oso. Bye Oso
I’m off to rest my sleepy head cool kids. Catch you later.
Thank you all, I don’t mean to cause a fuss.
Cyn, yes, I give myself a shot every day that is supposed to lessen the chance of it getting worse, and there are other things I take too, mainly for pain.
heh, you know what is funny/annoying? (background: extreme fatigue is the most common sympton) My cousin called to tell me about a guy he knows who has MS and is doing the Ironman Triatholon or something. I can’t help but think, “thanks, asshole, way to make the rest of us feel lazy”.
you aint causing nothing
pain shared is pain decreased
joy shared is joy increased
night cyn, see ya on the swing line
Night, Cyn.
Lippy, I think there are some great things happening in MS research and treatment in Orange County. Plus, the weather is great for triathlon training : )
are we conservatives or parasites?
Conservatives.
I for one plan to use what help, that I’ve paid into, is available. If parasites are going to fake it, and people like you and me really need it, I will not let them influence my decisions. But I don’t use the handicapped car tag unless it’s a bad day, for instance.
or rumba dancing
true story – when i had my emergency open heart, the bill was 990k dollars, not suprisingly i went into a depression,
it was at a catholic hospital, the resident priest came in and said here is your final bill it was $450
im not catholic
the padre said dont worry about anything we have your back
thats what i like to beleive, we are like a family or a clan
“lipstick, i have a cousin with MS” — thank goodness you didn’t say she is a marathoner!
Oso, you are right, this is something that has a lot of research going on for it. I was lucky enough to go the the Cleveland Clinic (newly opened Las Vegas branch) and see a Top Man — Top Man! and he hinted that in 10 years there may well be a significant breakthrough.
Thank you all for your thoughts and prayers.
WP my mom spent 10 1/2 months at the VA. America is a very generous country. We just don’t like being taken advantage of. The truly needy get help and we are glad to do so.
not a marathoner, but a black belt in tae kwon do
WP, great story about the Catholic hospital.
Black belt? Eh, got that covered.
You betcha, Lippy.
you gotta pay it forward, Oso
id rather get mine dirty than pretend that all the liberal “Live Aid’s” ever do anything
i have a brown belt
sears 12.99
I’ll say it again, my mom is alive right now because of all the technology that has come out of Iraq and Afghanistan. The advances in triage care at the VA is phenomenal. It is very sad to see all the young guys there.
hmmmm……
http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120403/640/morning_picdump_137_640_34.jpg
Oso
our golden boys we sent to war
came home in broken vessels
what shame we hold whenwe turn our backs and pretend they dont exist
- E. B. White
Gmo, would that work with puppies?
WP, we used to only see DV (Disabled Vets) plates on land boats being driven by old guys. There isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t see DV plates on “fun cars” being driven by young kids. Some of the kids that worked at Target were injured in Iraq.
What’s the word? Derp is the word.
not sure wp, that was what the hmmmm was for.
Derp!
I like that enthusiasm.
Meh.
Bipolar chicks are teh hawt.
(Wait, that was bipolar, right?)
Sure. Why not? LOL
Nitey night, y’all!
Sleep tight, oso.
Gonna be too wet to mow today. Darn it, I was actually looking forward to it.
gombarrneh
http://tinyurl.com/6msoykl
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! This post sucks.
Scott’s staying home to mow before the rains come.
my wakey wakey didn’t show up.
{{{{ Lippy}}}}}
Mare, are you trying to stop me from having kids?
She’s just trying to prepare you, Leon.
I may just hold out for medical immortality then, the old-fashioned kind looks awful.
Leon, having children will be the best gift you EVER give to yourself.
I just thought the tone of the answers was funny.
Fatherhood is hard. I highly recommend crazy uncleship.
CHicken died.
Eh, having kids is all that stuff – of course. But then you have to wonder why those of us who KNOW … continue to have more.
I mean, I should have known better by the time the second was born.
Fatherhood is hard. I highly recommend crazy uncleship.
Niece was born in March. Already winning that race.
CHicken died.
I read the “injured” comment while I was too busy to ask about it. Sympathies
I really like kids because they are so fired up about life. For example this picture of Rosetta as a child:
http://tinyurl.com/6qrcqm3
http://tinyurl.com/good-morning-mare
So, chicken and waffles for breakfast?
Oh, I thought the chicken comment was something about getting pregnant….sorry about your chicken Carin. Do you know what happened?
Pup, that gif is me, waiting for coffee to brew.
My husband and I were in Cabbela’s and a little kid (about 6) was holding his new bow and arrow set. He was simulating firing the thing and I’m sure he was imagining killing some creature. My husband and I got a kick out of him holding it up and aiming around the store looking for something to shoot.
Everyone’s reaction to BBF:
http://i.imgur.com/UNUbe.gif
Everyone’s reaction to BBF:
http://i.imgur.com/UNUbe.gif
LOL (when I write that does it make me seem younger?)
Since I can’t mow, I think I’m going to try and read a book today.
I’ve got Hunger: An Unnatural History waiting on my counter.
Cats that look like that Diabeeetus guy crack me up.
LOL (when I write that does it make me seem younger?)
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YES!
OTOH, the new girl at BodyRock just got implants and her hair is finally long enough for a ponytail. So I might read a little later on.
YES!
HA! Smooooch to MJ. (Although he’s thinking around 14, and I’m thinking around 35)
Where is Cyn? We need a new post and my computer is… um… broken.
I could slap a new poat together, I guess.
Thanks Leon. I’m too lazy and stupid to do it.
Done. It sucks but it’s new.
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