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I hear the Nobel and Pulitzer committees are reconvening just for this post.
Yelled at Rocketboy to NOT forget his phone today. Mr. RFH forgot his.
OMGosh, OMGosh, OMGosh….I was FIRST everyone! ME! I did it!!
oops!
Scott: (to Mr. Carin) I’m glad our wives can be friends right now.
Mr. Carin: (looks over shoulder at lauraw way out by the lake, sitting in the mud and twitching and eating mud and occasionally shouting something) Yeah…no. Sorry. Keep that thing away from my wife.
ba haa haaa …
OMGosh, OMGosh, OMGosh….I was FIRST everyone! ME! I did it!!
Congrats. That’s great Mare.
Thanks, Carin, It’s nice to accomplish something first thing in the morning!
Don’t bother with the video, read the post. Good point about Obama’s kids being born with a silver spoon. READ IT…please.
http://therealrevo.com/blog/?p=72445
Time to get movin’. Y’all have a good day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9iY-JwshPk
Mare, I was just writing about that – I’m adding it. thanks!
Holy crap, I accomplished TWO things this morning!!
Mare, just take the rest of the day off.
Gooooood Morning
“Oh hey, and remember how the plan I okayed was the much riskier option and lost us some stealth helicopter technology? I’m just that gutsy.”
Funny how he doesn’t mention the 19 SEALS who were lost not long afterward – I’m damn sure that he was telling them to show off (so that he could bask in the glory) and ended up getting them killed…..
huh?
Dave, was that posted from your iPad?
yes
DANGIT.
♥
But actually I was confused about this: Funny how he doesn’t mention the 19 SEALS who were lost not long afterward – I’m damn sure that he was telling them to show off (so that he could bask in the glory) and ended up getting them killed…..
also Sent from my brand new iPad
also Sent from my brand new iPad
*Runs from blog crying
SEALs don’t show off. Their missions may get compromised by putting a spotlight on who they are and what they do.
I’m still surprised they made the movie Act of Valor. Seems to go against everything they stand for, but I’m glad they did. One of the best movies I’ve seen this year.
Wow. a whole hour. J’ames you kilt this thread good.
I should actually take one of these iPads out of the box and see if it works.
Sorry, I was busy downloading new apps to my new iPad, but Oso and Threadkillah made the point I was gonna. The 15 members of DEVGRU (formerly SEAL Team 6) were shot down in a CH-47 by the Taliban as they were engaged on a mission to cut off Taliban fighters that were trying to escape following an engagement with Army Rangers. I can’t see how we lay that on Obama.
There’s plenty of reasons to criticize his record, don’t think we need to just make shit up.
Sent from my new iPad which has lots more cool apps on it now
Spin class. Mostly dudes. What the fuck happened to the soccer moms?
Spin class. Mostly dudes. What the fuck happened to the soccer moms?
Maybe you shouldn’t have joined a gym in Key West?
I don’t know about them, but I have a very busy soccer day today.
I’n going to file s complaint. We need more diversity. Fake tits, hair, and faces are seriously under represented.
morning folks!
here to represent the short haired, big breasted women of America!
that eye looks familiar.
Why aren’t you in my spin class?
I have no technology that would allow me to get apps. I wonder if I am better off or worse off.
spinning hurts my ass
Hi car in! how’s p90 going?
Graham’s been doing it every day for the past couple of weeks and I tell you, I think that boy’s getting pecs
I still haven’t completed transformation from p90X 1 to 2. It’s so easy to just go to the gym and do the routines I know.
I just need to suck it up and dive in.
I did the first three videos and they kicked my ass, and I cried like MJ when he sees an exposed penis.
Plus, I’ve been running a lot.
and I cried like MJ when he sees an exposed penis.
I’m sorry I missed this revelation
I did the first three videos and they kicked my ass, and I cried like MJ when he sees an exposed penis.
Probably sees a lot of that, with short shorts in spinning class. Maybe just sac.
nd I cried like MJ when he sees an exposed penis.
I’m sorry I missed this revelation
Well, when you go away , you miss stuff.
hullo all, checking in, all wired up and ready to rumble
*morning folks!
here to represent the short haired, big breasted women of America!*
god bless you peej, i knew there was some reason for living!
God. I just ate two cookies. I feel like barfing.
blea
why didn’t someone stop me?
WB WP. Don’t fart when something good is on!
YEA – how you feeling WP?
here to represent the short haired, big breasted women of America!
Peej, we don’t really care about your short hair.
piss poor at the moment Car in, but thats just me, i dont do so good
with anasthsia
heya Peej, hows thangs?
Jay, ill try not to, but i do have a buzzy feeling
car in, what kind of cookies?
chocolate chip.
*barfs
Car in, here, have some wine.
Get better WP. I’m sure it sucks now, but it’s better than the alternative!
Good news WP.
I’m glad my mom got one, although it freaks her out on the rare occasion it gives her a little buzz.
Try ordering a pizza with it just to see if the gps part works.
srsly – the first cookie was ok. it was so good and I was still just a tiny bit hungry.
The second? OMG. It’s like that last little mint on “Life of Brian”
okay, since everyone here is an expert on everything, I might as well ask…
I need to buy a new washing machine. Advice? Opinions? Suggestions?
GO!
It’s like that last little mint on “Life of Brian”
*urge to kill rising…..
I need to buy a new washing machine. Advice? Opinions? Suggestions?
Well lets see, she should have strong arms and a strong back, works hard for little wages, and remember looks and jiggle matter. Oh and definitely buy the sammich maker option.
Always look on the bright side of life, Car in.
I had a top loader w/o an agitator – and i HATED it because it had a serious design flaw. I now have a front loader, and I really like it. They are generally the largest, and they do a great job. I have some messy things (my dad’s laundry) and it has setting for dirtier loads.
Get the extended warranty. I don’t care what it costs. GET IT.
Make sure they show you how you get shit that gets stuck out – coins, etc. That’s why the top loader sucked. The pennies – or whaever – made their way into the pump.
Look just avoid ‘em.
*urge to kill rising…..
well my work here is done.
Car in’s right, don’t get an agitator, we men have enough problems, but really a front loader or rear loader is more your preference.
Get the extended warranty. I don’t care what it costs. GET IT.
no. Extended warrantys are the biggest scam in the business.
Personally, I think it’s just the pump that needs replacing, which I can do, but wiserbride has been complaining about washer for a couple of years and it has lasted over 20 years, so yeah, may be time.
And my preference is a top loader as they are easy to repair and far less expensive. Like I said, this one has lasted 20 years and nothing has ever gotten stuck in it.
well my work here is done.
*through gritted teeth
It was not “Life of Brian.” It was “The Meaning of Life.” Worst POS Monty Python ever made. I actually walked out of the theater angry after seeing that movie.
but really a front loader or rear loader is more your preference.
heh. top-loading has been a thing of the past since I got married.
gmo, it works fine, the doc in the box ( i swear to yahweh thats what its called) program has already sent out this mornings signal
Maybe just sac.
that killed me.
stupid computer kept freezing up.
Santos and Pedro are currently installing new carpet at Casa XMom. So I’m at the clubhouse, and juuuuuust about to have a breakfast of chicken fried steak and eggs.
top-loading has been a thing of the past since I got married.
That’ll teach you to get married in the future now won’t it?
wait……wha?
Wiser,
We had our washer die a few weeks ago. We bought the Kenmore 3.6 CF top loading High efficiency – lower price, good ratings.
Last week, the dryer died. Must have been missing its old washer….
no. Extended warrantys are the biggest scam in the business
I keep telling my wife this, but she just won’t listen.
It doesn’t help that the one we bought for our Expedition has probably saved us $2500 on repairs.
well howdy agiledog! I was JUST thinking about you!
http://tinyurl.com/cwufzwf
Sears scratch and dent store in Newington.
Sears scratch and dent store in Newington.
Oh trust me, that is the first place we are looking. I’m on-line right now going over their stock and doinbg CR searches.
btw, can I borrow your handtruck?
We bought the Kenmore 3.6 CF top loading High efficiency – lower price, good ratings.
I heard that HE was a bad thing. Expensive to repair and they smell.
That place is awesome. I need to get somebody on the inside so I can tell them what to drive the forklift into.
So, this is a household appliance blog now.
Just don’t ask for a recipe. He gets cranky.
Both my top loader and front loader were HE. It was the top loader w/o the agitator about which I was referring.
They supposedly fixed the engineering error but I don’t care.
Let me qualify my opinion regarding the warrenty:
If you get one with ANY SORT OF FANCY computer/electronic dealo – get the extended warranty. ONE service call will pay for the price.
I effen hate that you can no longer get anything with little more than an on/off button because all that extra shit breaks a lot easier/faster.
*through gritted teeth
It was not “Life of Brian.” It was “The Meaning of Life.”
Whichever. I couldn’t really remember and briefly thought about looking it up.
Apparently I chose wisely.
Howdy, peej.
Hope things are improving for you.
I heard that HE was a bad thing. Expensive to repair and they smell.
I guess they keep a pool of water in them – if you don’t bleach it every month/30 loads, it smells.
Expensive? That’s why she bought the warranty…
yah peej, what dog said
They don’t smell as long as you don’t keep the door closed a lot. Since I am constantly doing laundry, that isn’t a problem here.
Good day, fake internet friends.
So, this is a household appliance blog now.
hey, I put up with all the other bullshit that gets yakked about around here…..
I effen hate that you can no longer get anything with little more than an on/off button because all that extra shit breaks a lot easier/faster.
Oooooooh yeah, that pisses me off to. I just want something that fills up, washes, rinses, then spins. I really don’t need delayed cycles or any of that other silly crap.
but noooOOOOooooooo I gotta buy the fancy-schmancy crap that will break in less than 2 years…..
Luckily I am good at fixing shit or I would have killed the person we bought our dishwasher from. Fucker died about 16 months after we bought it. Had to place the front circuit board. That was 5 years ago and going strong, but still WTF??
They don’t smell as long as you don’t keep the door closed a lot.
Our laundry room is basically in our family room, so we are down there while the laundry is being done, so that’s an issue.
I can fix shit, but those electronic panels are expensive. If that goes, you’re screwed.
The smell is from the door being closed and crap growing. If you just leave it open to “dry” out, it won’t smell.
But as I said since the machine gets used for two or three loads per day, it’s not an issue for me.
I was JUST thinking about you!
Must have been what drove her off….
The smell is from the door being closed and crap growing. If you just leave it open to “dry” out, it won’t smell.
Ah. I thought it was an electrical or chemical thing.
A washing machine that makes your clothes smells bad? That seems like it’s worth the extra money.
It saves a lot of time MJ. If the washer makes your clothes stink there is no sense in washing them.
This blog smells like ass and busted clothes washer.
Hmmmmm
1. wahing machine
2. doesnt clean clothes
3. GOVT. Program!!!!
It saves a lot of time MJ. If the washer makes your clothes stink there is no sense in washing them.
There might be an idea in there about an appliance store that caters to hippies, but it’s probably not worth fleshing out. Because, hippies.
So, I was moving a chair yesterday. I hit my big toe with one of the feet of the chair. I bent back the nail on my big toe. Hurt like hell, and a bloody mess. Plus, I look like a dipshit with a bandage on the big toe.
You looked like a dipshit well before you ever came into contact with that chair, my friend.
You look like a derpshit.
That is doubtlessly true, but I didn’t blame it on a piece of furniture.
This blog smells like ass and busted clothes washer.
We had the busted clothes washer covered. You must have contributed the rest….
bent back the nail on my big toe. Hurt like hell, and a bloody mess. Plu
Yuck, gross.
*passes out
thanks for all the input. Think I found one I like and at a reasonable price.
Now it’s off to teh Bronx to watch the Twins beat the living shit out of my beloved Yankees..
i gots a purity scar again, you hostagettes would be so turned on
BTW, let’s have no more talk about dogs. That subject has apparently been exhausted.
It saves a lot of time MJ. If the washer makes your clothes stink there is no sense in washing them.
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Efficiency solutions.
If you like your cookie, you can keep your cookie.
>> Now it’s off to teh Bronx to watch the Twins beat the living shit out of my beloved Yankees..
If it’s any consolation, the Rangers have been horse-whipping the Red Sox.
I don’t want to talk Reds/Cards for a few days. Killing me.
the Rangers have been horse-whipping the Red Sox
I think even that description is kind (to the Red Sox). They (Boston) appear to have not altered their ways from their epic collapse at the end of last year.
I’ll have two, Cyn. Chocolate chip and sugar. Don’t care what bakery they come from or if they’re home made.
Michelle has never baked cookies a day in her life.
If you like your cookie, you can keep your cookie.
LET’S MOVE!!!!
@soearpiece, Soledad wants Allen West to give her a list of the congressmen/women who are communists. She might need some help with that one!
Your Reds are winning today, oso.
Puh-fucking-leez. This is the most liberal congress EVAH. If you’ll remember, all of the bluefood dems got wiped out in the 2010 midterms.
The Red Socks need to drink more beer in the dugout…just a suggestion.
That picture of Obama at Drudge makes him look like a special needs kid on a special bus…just a suggestion.
the bluefood dems
Heh. I see what you did there.
I’m in a superior mood, maybe it’s the ketones….just a suggestion.
What is a ketone?
Seen, are you coming to lapeerpalooza?
She’s drinking MJ.
Ketone SNOB!
OMG. She’s drinking me?
No drinking of alcohol until May 10th (the day before Scott’s birthday).
Ketones are produced when fat us broken down (the kindergarten version).
when fat us broken down
Are you calling us fat?
Hmm. I just read about something similar the other day. Apparently when people run marathons, their body switches from carb burning to fat burning between mile 18-22. I guess it’s the mythical wall.
Do you feel weird?
Yeah, Agile, that did not come out right.
The primal guy, who was a marathoner explains that in his book/website, it is actually not fat that’s the problem, it’s running out of glucose. Glucagon.
Unfortunately, I will not be making an appearance in Michigan, MJ.
(stupid ankle bracelet)
Being in ketosis is a good thing (except for Type I Diabetics). Your brain loves to run on ketones.
What’s the dumbest thing Obama did today? If it’s like every other day, you’ve got a lot of dumb crap to choose from.
Unfortunately, I will not be making an appearance in Michigan, MJ.
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Ah, too bad. You’re just the type I’d buy a glass of water.
The primal guy, who was a marathoner explains that in his book/website, it is actually not fat that’s the problem, it’s running out of glucose. Glucagon.
That dude is anti-running. It’s the debbil he thinks. The source of all this problems/ short version. Metabolic disorder bla bal bal
Ah, too bad. You’re just the type I’d buy a glass of water.
DIET DR PEPPER.
duh.
See, that’s why he’s not coming.
I went to the grocery store today and they had bacon on sale for $4#. I bought 10# BLT’s anyone?
Who keeps a 10 mark note up his nose?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FpMBu4Duy4
I’ll have one, vmax.
Carin, that’s not true, he’s anti chronic exercise and everything he says happens to a chronic exerciser you have mentioned have happened to you. Injuries and being sick.
It is NOT natural to run ten miles. Your joints/muscles will tell you so. If it feels good do it. But you are not necessarily elevating your health because of it.
IF big IF you have a body like a Kenyan then it will manifest itself less then a well fed, muscular person.
“. . . you have a body like a Kenyan”
I have the body of a 19 y/o Spanish poolboy. I just hide it under a layer of “fluff” to keep the wimmens from hitting on me!
I had some injuries, yes, but I’ve had a lot less since I switched to minimalist shoes.
And, he’s a big advocate of lifting “heavy thing” and people get hurt doing that as well.
People get injured doing just about every sport activity.
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ABOUT RUNNING.
No. I didn’t mean that. I was just upset.
I’m ok now.
I’m ok now.
What stage is denial?
I never said, and neither does he, don’t run. He just warns of the problems. You know it you just really enjoy it and are willing to accept what comes with running that’s what I think should happen.
I could care less about primal man and his wife (there are things about them that grate on me). Atkins did most of the hard research work on proteins, ketones, carbs, etc., years ago.
Age has taught me to take good care of my joints, moving is generally better than not moving, sugar is the debbil, and I’m not going to give up wine forever and the consequences of that I’m willing to accept.
I love throwing a grenade in a room and watching everyone freak out.
Red on red alert.
So Leon has turned Mare and Laura to teh paleo? I hope he uses his power for good and not evil.
Oh, I think minimalist shoes are great too. Just makes sense. You develop what you work.
MJ, ah, “everyone” freak out, No. Carin loves running, that’s all. Relax, are you a middle child?
No, Pup, Atkins taught me 20 years ago that you will lean down kicking carbs to the curb and eating more protein. It’s the discipline to turn practically everything down that is the hard part.
Like my Dad use to say, “there are a lot of skinny people in the cemetery.”
I like to run to Total Wine & More when they have a sale.
No, I’m the last. And I realize that no one is freaking out. Too bad, though. We could use a flame war or something.
Ah, what am I saying? I can’t say anything bad about you guys.
“I like to run to Total Wine & More when they have a sale.”
See, this is what I like to do too and it stinks that because of my previous lack of control I have to abstain.
DAMN YOU FAT TO HELL!!
Also, I’m the worst flame war participant…sample:
“Rosetta, you are a fat douche with mommy issues, but I really think you’re funny and have a tender heart.”
Sample: MCPO, you’re older than me, but not by much, so can I have your Lark when you’re dead?
Flamewar sample: Cyn, you make me laugh and I appreciate all the posts you do here because the rest of us are lazy bastards.
Considering our conversation, this made me LOL:
http://tinyurl.com/c9sy6v3
*deletes mean comment about MJ*
Mare – Of course you can have my Lark!
http://tinyurl.com/c9exx7g
So far today I’ve comsumed; 3 cupcake size servings of eggs/spinach and bacon, one stick of string cheese, and a single porkchop. . . Oh, and 3 olives.
Pupster, you smell like Obama’s breath.
Pretty, MCPO.
“Pupster, you smell like Obama’s breath.”
HA! Harsh!
MCPO, you smell like Michelle’s toots.
So Leon has turned Mare and Laura to teh paleo? I hope he uses his power for good and not evil.M
It was never my intention to “turn” anyone anything. Marathoning kills, though. True facts.
Happy hour with coworkers commences soon. Up-twinkles, y’all.
Mare – When your husband tells you to, “haul ass”, does it take more than 3 trips?
Yes, yes it does, MCPO.
Flamewar sample: Mare, you are big boned because your heart is ginormeous.
WTFITS?!
xBrad – Hit up on the old ladies at the clubhouse today? Did you get “lucky”?
I struck out. I’d say that makes me lucky.
Oh, and 3 olives.
You Crossed The Line!!
HA! See Cyn and I are excellent Flame War participants.
Cyn – I don’t care. I’m old and I’m not giving up my blu-cheese olives!
DO NOT give up blue cheese olives, if I had blue cheese I’d stuff some olives right now.
Were they properly marinated in gin (or vodka) and vermouth?
GO/NOGO
New run club tonight. I’m not going to wear the SCOAMF shirt until the second date.
Flamewar sample: MJ’s hair is messy. Sometimes.
This better not be you MJ:
http://tinyurl.com/6ockmeo
I’d love to combine running and drinking wine , but I just don’t think it’s going to work out.
“I’m not going to wear the SCOAMF shirt until the second date.”
Promise if they are all liberal douches you’ll wear it next time!
Flamewar sample: MCPO eats olives, which are really, really yucky.
Running may cause problems, but I think it’s better than getting really fat.
Runners are a mental illness.
Running may cause problems, but I think it’s better than getting really fat.
SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM!!
“I’d love to combine running and drinking wine , but I just don’t think it’s going to work out.”
Don’t give up yet!
MJ, you should wear the shirt First Date so you’ll know right away whether they are cool peeps or not, and then you won’t have to waste your time on a second date if they don’t put out (conservative values).
Running may cause problems, but I think it’s better than getting really fat.
I’m just big boned!
Well, I mean, I ate an entire bone-in ham.
Flamewar sample:
xbradtc likes blow up dolls for sex but he takes them to dinner first and drives them home and doesn’t make them take a cab.
hahaha…worst flame ever
HaHa! Good one on Xbad, Mare.
Sure, I take ‘em to dinner, if you call “any two items off the dollar menu at Micky D’s” dinner.
And of course I drive ‘em home. Not like I’m gonna spring $20 for cab fare.
Oh, crap, Rubio’s going to bone himself. At Ace’s.
Oh I will. They prolly won’t get it, but I’ll wear it.
The guy who leads the run is interesting. He thought the fluke thing was bullshit, but seems like a hippy.
Ya know, the GOP gets a few smrt brain cells and we gain a pinch of ground. Then we hear about Rubio’s proposal. GAH!
Is it too late for me to nominate Uncle Ted for president and to straighten out all these RINO’s?
I’m not overweight, I’m undertall?
TED FOR PRESIDENT!!
I’d rather have Beasn for president.
Today’s Afternoon Hilarity: http://is.gd/w3UCU3
Be sure to read to the end.
Yeah, Beasnsnsn would be good too.
BEASN FOR PRESIDENT!!
So, I was moving a chair yesterday. I hit my big toe with one of the feet of the chair.
You actually drove a Bradley? With loaded weapons?
Nugent has the name recognition.
Nugent/Beasn 2012
“Just don’t fuck with us!”
Firearms and Frosting; I could get behind that.
You actually drove a Bradley? With loaded weapons?
I’ve driven them, but never one loaded. I was never an assigned as a driver, and other than moving them around the motor pool, I can count the times I actually drove one on my fingers and toes.
But I did spend a LOT of time in the turret. Fun days. And no, I’m not the asshole who sent a live round downrange while the contractors were working the target array.
You got the order wrong, MCPO
X?
http://fuckyeahdementia.com/post/21382987470
Dave?!
http://tinyurl.com/brxqkjj
MOM!!! PUPSTER’S MAKING FUN OF ME AGAIN!
Okay, so I’ve been to Vegas on a gov’t trip. There’s per diem – a set amount for the hotel and a set amount for “meals and incendentals”. If you stay at a cheap hotel, that’s fine for the gov’t, they pocket the difference. If you stay at a hotel that’s more than the per diem, too bad, that comes out of your pocket. I don’t get how the GSA people charged the gov’t for the champagne and hot tub, etc. I can’t even buy a cup of coffee at a gas station with a gov’t credit card (anything but gas at a gas station is blocked, the transaction won’t go through), but they can splurge on stuff?
As i understand it Roamy, that’s sort of the rub: someone higher up had to approve all this shit.
Dave?!
Brilliant!
Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/7nothrr
I recall being able to put everything but Columbian Hookers on by Gov. AmEx, but that was a long time ago. Plus, you had to justify it later.
Just so you civvies know, filling out travel vouchers was worse than getting shot at.
Clearly, he is the smartest president ever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=h94_9Le0K4o
That can’t be Mare, Xbrad. She’s too smart to let the pron get on the internets for free. At least if she listened to good advice.
If the guy paid for it out of his own pocket, then I have no gripe. I’ve taken advantage of the spa, with my money. I’ve upgraded to a kitchenette and paid for the difference with what I saved on meals.
So, Cyn, you know all about how to keep your porn behind the paywall?
filling out travel vouchers was worse than getting shot at.
Word. It was better with the flat price for meals, instead of having to save meal receipts.
I spent three months TDY at Ft. Benning once. Staying in the guest house for $10 a night. Got a housing allowance of $10/night.
But my per diem was $70! And given that there was a kitchenette in the room, I spent about $10 a day on food, including an addiction to YooHoo at the schoolhouse.
I frigging HATED the damned travel claims. Last straw was when GSA demanded we turn in our frequent flier miles – Fucktards!
Yeah, that was annoying.
Wow. Who’d think stories about saving up $420 a week to waste on strippers in Columbus would kill a thread?
Tiger Chick or X
Do you have Rwvvy’s email? Can you email it to me?
I want to proposition her.
In a good way West, honest!
Vmax, just dig in the comments for it. That’s what I’d have to do to send it to you.
The comment one don’t work X.
My favorite song by The Band. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPSS69FoGAQ
R.I.P. Levon
Sorry, V. I’ll send her a msg on FB if I can remember her meatspace name.
I sent her a msg, cc’d you.
Thanks X
wow, you know what, you cant drink dr pepper after minor chest surgery, you get gas
Try Diet Dr. Pepper.
Oh crap. Did they puff you up with CO2?
That pain was the worst.
Do your breathing exercises.
dont sweat it, its the neither gasses , the cat is hiding
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3oup3r/
That pain in your shoulder was terribly annoying Scott.
i got a wicked cool coffee mug out of the deal
then i pointed out that i was ordered not to drink coffee for 6 months
I think I got a sunburn. The sun just went down and my face and forearms feel hot.
wpdunn – What did they do to you. . .besides crack your rib cage?
New poat
Good Dave
Master Chief, its pre-cracked – CABbage in 07, what they did was reopen the Kelough scar and put a experimental monitoring unit for remote management and EMS