Finally Released

Almost a year hidden in the depths of someone’s computer, the telling video that finally reveals how Carin & Laura really woke up Andy and Wiserbud at the STL meat-up…

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Anyone care to caption this?

IMpotEnt and cRitiCaL uPDaTE by CYn:

224 Comments

  1. GENIUS!

  2. Brilliant!

  3. *dusts off mantle for anticipated awards and trophies for the greatness*

  4. MUch better than my cat’s trying to dig a hole in the door :)

  5. From other poat:

    ….need a sub couple.

    Will there be whips and chains involved?

    I’m betting Wiser is packing his ball-gag and “Slave” collar as we speak…..

  6. Caption: Pay no attention to the feline behind the screen…..

  7. I know what you mean Swifty; my dog can be the WORST at trying to get into a closed door.

  8. *wraps several worthless Pulitzer’s I found in the dumpster behind the offices of the Huffington post….sends them to Cyn.

    *feels badly because Cyn’s work here is more real and riveting than the Huff Po or Politico.

    *sends Cyn a 1-800-JUNK truck full of boxes of wine

  9. Will there be whips and chains involved?

    Nawww–makes it too hard to role the dice during the game, but afterward, look out! I have to admit it would be a hoot to see Mrs. Wiserbud dragging Wiser around by the collar.

  10. *feels badly because Cyn’s work here is more real and riveting than the Huff Po or Politico.

    I almost fell out my chair laughing at that! Thanks for the wine, Mare. Mwah!

    Hey are you and Mr. Mare busy Saturday night?

  11. CAPTION BUBBLE:
    Doesn’t Xbrad’s hand EVER get tired?

  12. * nominates Cyn for award *
    * throws lavish awards party in Tortola *

  13. yo yo ma.

    Had a busy day. Phew.

    My dog is on the recliner again with his ugly pig snout all crushed up against the armrest.
    God, he’s so ugly.

    I hate him.

  14. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Best awards party evah!

  15. Cyn, I would love to come over and play, “a game that was designed to be almost 100% chance and merely a vehicle to drink and laugh with friends and therefore right up my alley,” however, I’m not drinking until after May 10th soooo, that’s I’m sorry to say….no.

  16. Will the GSA be at Lapeerapalooza? They seem to know what they are doing party wise.

    They are a little weak on the discretion part which could mean some fun pictures of MJ and Jay making out.

  17. Wiser is the magician; he makes a sausage disappear into DinT!

  18. …I’m sorry to say….no.

    *harumphs and begins peering around the room looking for other candidates*

  19. Mare, do you know what comes after the 10th?

    My 50th. Lets get plastered and make fun of MJ.

  20. Oh, that’s a good age Scott and I would be happy to do that. Do we want MJ to cry, whimper or fetal position rocking?

  21. I seriously do NOT want to know how you know that, MCPO. This is my serious face.

    *casually knocks charging cord from Rascal while walking away*

  22. MCPO is this possible? Wasn’t that a wedge? http://totalfratmove.com/892402

  23. 50 is only a good age if you are older than that.

    I will be going into full depression in a week or two.

  24. I just saw a promo for an old 30 Rock, Tracy Jordan tells the waiter, “I’ll have an apple juice,” the waiter says, “we don’t have apple juice,” Tracy then says, “then I’ll have a vodka tonic.”

    hahahaha, sounds like breakfast at Rosetta’s house.

  25. I watched him make that shot Scott, he’s a lefty and that helped.

  26. “50 is only a good age if you are older than that.”

    YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!!

  27. http://imgfave.com/view/2178762

  28. I saw the shot Mare. I blamed it on cameras, perspective, media hype………..I played a lot of golf and there is no way you can slice a wedge like that.

  29. Then it was obviously magic or possibly helped by his wiccan wife.

  30. I’ll be 50 in less than two years.

    *checks neck for chicken skin*

  31. Beasn too? Lets just kick MJ’s ass.

  32. By the time I’m 50, my beard will be the perfect length for my Gimli audition.

  33. My iPad is here.

    Somebody alert Carin.

  34. *cries

  35. State Department was suspicious way back when. Hunh.

    http://tinyurl.com/83yq23f

    Obama looks nothing like his ‘dad’.

  36. Eh, maybe the lower half of his mug does.

  37. He looks enough like him that I don’t doubt it. Also, it doesn’t matter, he’s a SCOAMF, regardless of parentage.

  38. Panetta has figured out how to reduce the cost of his weekend travel. As a frequent flier, he will just ask the Air Force for discounted fares and frequent flyer miles. Problem solved!

    Only if you wingnuts were so creative.

  39. Was reading this………..
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/04/woah-il-bishop-obama-following-the-path-of-hitler-and-stalin-video/

    …and it reminded me of a conversation with our friend this past weekend. This friend was attending our church for awhile and disliked the ‘progressive’ priests as much as myself. He was telling me how he argued with Father John at the back of the church over socialism. Priest seemed to think it dandy. Our friend took the postion that it never worked and religious freedom is usually lost…how can he support that?

    Father John’s response?

    “Obama has the right method.”

    Too bad Father John kicked the bucket, I would have liked to hear his opinion on how the alligator bit his ass first.

  40. I was wondering. If an incubent President loses a reelection but refuses to relinquish power (by citing election fraud or whatever), what exactly is the procedure for evicting him? If the framers had not planned for it, now might be the time to think about it.

  41. Though, he supported him knowing his partial birth supporting record….

  42. Heh. I was just going through some old scrap books and I found something that has really motivated me. I am going to get back into cycling. I was a natural, born for it, but chose to smoke instead.

  43. I GET TO MAKE OUT WITH MJ!

  44. o_O

  45. Here is what the varsity cycling coach said in 1977….He was the fastest and most competent freshman in the program, and he could outride many upperclassmen.
    I used to be good at something….. now I am just old.

  46. Beasn, that’s the one thing our church has done right. They got the black liturgical minister to read the bishop’s letter to the congregation. There were still a couple of people who got up and walked out. Don’t know if they’ve been back.

  47. Did anybody help anybody else to fake their own death today?

  48. Don’t know if they’ve been back.

    …..”.If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!” Samuel Adams

  49. This place that beasnson interviewed wants his references and a performance review from his internship. Problem is, those references no longer work at those previous places of employment.

    How does one get around that?

  50. Beasn: Reference 1, formerly of Place A, now of Place B, address, phone number, email.

  51. roamy, these were people at a sandwich shop and Walmart. He has no idea where they went after they quit. Don’t know why those places would matter. I would think his internship would matter more.

  52. I would think the internship would matter more, too, unless they are investigating him for a clearance.

  53. I’ll be 50 in 17 months.

  54. Wal-mart is, of course, huge. They will have his record via a main employment number you can probably find on the net. Big corps will usually only verify employment or intern dates anyway to prevent lawsuits.

  55. Ok, it was bugging me, so I called him. While they want the names of previous managers, (of which I can track down one), the internship matters most. He just sent the performance review.

    Not sure he will get an offer at the internship. His boss wants him – put in the request for him a month ago, and the group is doing well, but the overall company is tightening it’s belt.

  56. I’ll be 50 in 11 years.

    *cough*

  57. Hey beasn, I had lunch with David Glass, Mike Duke and Bill Simon a couple weeks ago.

    They weren’t here to see me.

  58. 13.5 years for me. No coughing needed, at least until my next checkup.

  59. *thwacks Leon’s over the head with my parasol*

  60. Mike Duke’s pay packet was 18 million last year. Good for him. Unfortunately, the place is swirling the bowl as they ‘transition’ to a part time staff.
    The new slogan as he took over ‘We are an affirmative action, equal opportunity employer’.

    *whiplash*

  61. That’s my company’s official position as well, Beasn. OTOH, most of the engineering staff is still middle-aged and older white males, the vast majority of whom can kick royal ass at Trivial Pursuit.

  62. I was reading the comments in the last poat about diversity. They aren’t hiring based on qualifications that I can see. I’m pretty sure they hired me because my maiden name was the same as one of the division chiefs. No shit, one of the electrical engineers that used to be in our group (thank the good Lord he left) asked one of the techs “what’s the formula for Ohm’s law.” I’m not electrical, had only one course (nicknamed “EE for Non-Believers), and I still know that.

  63. I’m guessing those 3 large class action lawsuits have something to do with affirmative action rhetoric. When you’re a big target (see what I did there?) you have to be careful.

    Any WalMart is returning good shareholder value. They’re in the business of selling products and services to customers, and generating profits for shareholders.

  64. leon and i are roughly the same age.

  65. Cyn is my age. I think we are twins.

  66. If anyone cares to answer my question at 8.16 PM EST above, please come forward.

  67. Cyn is my age. I think we are twins.

    What, you’re going to be 50 in a year, too?

    *runs*

  68. They’re in the business of selling products and services to customers, and generating profits for shareholders.

    Add, hiring retards and slackers to that list.

  69. “Iz it plged inz? Yuz shuld plg it inz.”

  70. Sean, I think we figured that out at some point, you’re 36 as well, no? I was born at the very tail end of 1975.

  71. The son’s major isn’t engineering, but it is through the engineering department. Like the well-known engineering school, Rolla, the ratio of male to female, is like 10 to 1.
    Quotas eat ass.

  72. Tushar, I have no idea.

  73. I would think the election fraud would be a matter for the courts, Tush. If the matter was settled there, and the prez still refused to budge, I would imagine that would be grounds for impeachment at the very least.

  74. My 36th was at the end of March, leon.

  75. There’s plenty to criticize, as with any big organization. Glass asked me what I thought of the two local supercenters.. I said the one in my town is crowded, the one nearby is nice. Both pharmacies suck. So as a consumer I choose to spend more elsewhere because my time is valuable.

  76. *emails to Beasn adorable picture of bunnnies, kittens, and baby chicks; when she clicks, it will activate a virus that finds all her photographs in her computer and p’shops her hair gray. Oh wait…*

  77. Sean, Say, the president refuses to leave, is impeached and still refuses to leave. Who has the authority to send in uniformed men to run the squatter out of town?

    My question might seem silly, but with this runt, it is worth checking the rule books in advance.

  78. Hiring quotas, that is.

  79. and p’shops her hair gray. Oh wait…*

    Hey now. My hairs are white. WHITE!

    *stomps to room and slams door*

    *hits self in ass*

    *flies across room*

  80. I’m guessing here, but maybe Capitol Police on the authority of Congress for a forcible removal?

  81. The new president will be sworn in, regardless. Thereafter, he’d have the authority to have the prior officeholder arrested.

  82. I will give you an example: The year was 1977. India had gained independence and had been a democracy for barely 30 years. The prime minister, Indira Gandhi, suspended civil liberties and declared a state of emergency and granted herself broad powers beyond what the constitution allowed. The rule books did not have anything to say about such a situation, and restoration of democracy was a tricky business afterwards. It would be weird if the modern world’s oldesh democracy faces a similar situation.

  83. Yeah I don’t even think you need to do impeachment. The electoral college votes, the supreme court swears in the new prez on Jan 20. The military will follow the new prez, it would be funny to see the old prez (obastard) forcibly removed.

    Problems occur in other countries when the military follows a new self declared ruler.

  84. I’m not sure exactly how that would work, Tushar. Good question.

  85. Where’s hotspur been?

  86. So as a consumer I choose to spend more elsewhere because my time is valuable.

    Our store is one of the higher volume stores. They say we are fully staffed, but the lines and the work load tell me something different.

    I do most of my shopping elsewhere because of competitive pricing, better quality produce, faster and better staffed checkouts, more selection, and they aren’t so damned big for tired legs to hike.

  87. I’ve got 5.5 years until I’m 50. .

  88. You know what I like about friends? They get old with me.

  89. So ultimately it boils down to the military leadership making the right decisions. Sorry to be obtuse, but I suppose the military is largely republican leaning. What if a republican president ( unlikely, but for the sake of argument), refuses to leave, and the military, being sympathetic, refuses to support the new Prez. What happens then?

  90. It would be weird if the modern world’s oldesh democracy faces a similar situation.

    You mean ‘republic’. I’m thinking Barry wouldn’t get away with calling a state of emergency over an election.

  91. >> If an incubent President loses a reelection but refuses to relinquish power (by citing election fraud or whatever),

    He’d have to prove it, in the state(s) where the alleged fraud occurred, it would likely go to the state supreme court(s), and eventually SCOTUS. It’d be Bush v Gore all over again.

    There are dates that trigger things too, slates of electors have to be submitted. No state will willingly leave the case undecided and risk not having their electors seated.

    Very similar situation. Ultimately another 5-4 and then Barack has no legal recourse whatsover, it’d be done

  92. Beasn, I meant to use democracy as the generic word for a government run by the consent of people rather than by force.

  93. At least in my district, they still have paper trail with voting.

  94. What happens then is you become a dictatorship, there are no rules anymore because the prez and military ignored the constitution. I this country my guess is it would lead to successions and/or civil war.

  95. Tushar – leon and G have the crucial element. If the Supreme Court Chief Justice swears in the new president, all the powers transfer to him/her.

  96. Pig duty time.

    *sends Cyn a case of her favorite beverage*

  97. Carin, I *think* HS is on the road to here. I made a note on my calendar a few weeks ago and sent him an email today.

  98. Dave, I understand all that. My question was more practical. What if barry chains himself to the resolute desk, and refuses to budge? Let’s also assume that the SS, reporting to the SecTreas, continue to protect the outgoing prez under orders from him. Who can order an eviction squad sent in?

  99. Tush
    They were saying the same thing about Clinton and Bush. Don’t nfall for it. His supporters might throw a temper tantrum or 12, but he would step down. The outrage would be too high to consider anything else.

  100. I turned 50 more than 3 year ago.My dog is now older than me in dog years.

  101. Well, if there is a way out of the jam, I don’t mind a little drama.

  102. Aww thanks, Beasn. That’s why you’re on the next to last page of my “Kill Now” list.

  103. The Secret Service is under the administration of the Dept. of the Treasury, not State. An order to protect the “president” by leaving him in office, absent any legal authority would be an illegal order. They will not follow it unless you promise them $50 each for a Cartegena hooker.

    (it would be illegal and they would refuse it)

  104. Dave, I said SecTreas, not SecState.

  105. Do you have to tip hookers? Might need to up that to $60.

  106. I think Tush just wanted to know a process to get him out if a prez had the backing of secret service and enough of the military despite what we call illegal orders. And the answer is that it could never be laid out in the constitution because that document depends upon the rule of law. So war would be the only remedy.

  107. Oh, missed that.

    It doesn’t matter. Absent legal authority they would refuse the illegal order.

    That’s what was so funny about the Florida election. The Florida justices were hampered by the clock, they had mere weeks to try to give Gore the widest possible avenue to win, which was silly, every decision came down to “divining the intent of the confused voter”, which was impossible, and SCOTUS kept telling them “if you go down this road we will bitch slap you with the equal protection clause, cause now you’re disenfranchising everyone.” If they kept dragging it out, they’d miss the deadline for seating electors, and the entire slate would have been selected by a Rep. majority in the state house.

    We’ve had a couple of close calls since the founding, but we do seem to manage this whole “orderly transition of power” thing ok.

  108. 20% sounds right

  109. I think if you give them just the tip they shouldn’t be able to charge as much.

  110. >> Do you have to tip hookers?

    Uh. I dunno.

  111. >> I think Tush just wanted to know a process to get him out if a prez had the backing of secret service and enough of the military despite what we call illegal orders.

    That would be a coup, and it would fail.

  112. >>I think if you give them just the tip they shouldn’t be able to charge as much.

    depends on where you put the tip.

  113. That would be a coup, and it would fail.

    Damn right!

    *pumps shotgun, fists bumps Dave*

  114. At the end of the day, American constitutional rule survives because of one fortunate thing: the party that loves guns respects the constitution, and the party that hates the constitution hates guns too.

  115. That and it is a document of enumerated powers, giving the states the right to select the next president. Not the federal government, not the President himself. Those powers are specifically entrusted to the states.

  116. Hooker tipping and the Constitution. Gawd, I love this blog.

  117. If SecTres gave an order like that, the Secret Service would likely “detain” him.

  118. The nearest reliably republican states that can deploy national guardsmen are Kentucky and Tennessee. Just saying. Someone has to worry about logistics, yannow?

  119. Detain THIS!

  120. And, as noted, once the electors cast their ballots and the Congress verifies the count, it’s over. Technically, the Supreme Court need not swear in the President. IIRC, either Truman or Johnson was sworn in by a local magistrate.

  121. That discussion reminded me of Hondourous when that prez tried to do exactly what Tush was talking about it. And who did our illustrious WH idiot back?, yeah I know you know.

  122. Johnson was sworn in by a Federal Circuit court judge in Dallas on Air Force One.

  123. Ah, that’s right, Dave.

    The point is, the Constitution requires the President to take the oath of office, but doesn’t specify who shal administer it.

  124. I could administer the oath? That’s kinda cool. Who wants me to swear to them?

  125. HA! Or “swear them in”? I suppose I could do either if the tip was just right.

  126. So lets say Odip had the congress he had for the first 2 years for 8 years, do you think it is possible he could have garnered enough power and people at the top level and enriched enough military people thru the printing of money to suspend the constitution and have a chance of his power surviving?

  127. Not in the least. Congress doesn’t have the power to make him president for life either, not without an amendment to the Constitution.

    It is silly and I laugh at it.

  128. Thru the DoJ he would have the CIA and the FBI and ATF and HSec and TSA. He could control the money supply through the fed and the banks, control the flow of oil etc.

  129. See I am saying could an evil prez buy a coup if given enough time?

  130. Also extreme Obama conspiracy fantasies are boring, so I’ma call it a night. Obama is an idiot and couldn’t manage a kindergarten uprising over mushy vegetables on the lunch menu.

  131. I fully expect Obama to be petulant when he loses. But no more than that.

  132. Night Dave.

    I think the Obastard is such a narcissist he would have tried something if not for the butt kicking he took in 2010. He clearly doesn’t care about the constitution.

  133. The Coasties are DOT
    wait I think they are DHS now
    My bad.

  134. There’s hope for the least appreciated band member!

    http://www.thescoopnews.com/news/briefs/339/groupie-accidentally-sleeps-with-bass-player

  135. Coasties are DHS.

  136. He may not care about it, but he really doesn’t have much say in the matter.

    Ever watched “Seven Days in May?” Classic “what if” movie about what you’re describing, except it had competent conspirators.

  137. Too bad Dave left before seeing that, Jay.

  138. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  139. It may not be Barky they have a problem getting out of the White House – this classic never gets old:

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/279574/saturday-night-live-barbara-and-nancy

  140. Question.
    If you had $10k to make money with what would you do with it?

  141. I’ll have to check it out, I kinda like what ifs and conspiracy theories but believe in none of them because I think people who conspire self declare as incompetent.

    Actually, I do believe in one, “All women are sisters”.

  142. Have you tried smoking selling meth? Try selling meth!

  143. “A man might be thought wealthy if someone were to draw the story of his deeds, that they may be remembered.”

  144. Purple avenger, an old AoS commenter/coblogger had the best answer, Vmax.

    He said he would turn that money into quarters, crazy glue those quarters all over NY sidewalks, and watch the hobos go nuts.

  145. Something about an Apple V-max I hear is pretty hot. An orchard maybe.

  146. Sell Meth / Pot
    I have not heard from PA in forever!
    Quarters make money?

  147. Assuming it was me that had it, I’d buy the wife the equipment she needs to do wedding videography and get her started on that business.

  148. What the hell is wrong with the idiots in Fort Worth?!

    http://tinyurl.com/7v398r5

  149. Look for cheep Corvettes? Or 2004 5,6 GTO’s?

  150. So, I guess my general suggestion would be to use it as starting capital to create a business based around skills already posessed.

  151. I’m off to soak in cold water and then sleep. Y’all have a good night.

  152. Good idea Leon
    Buy ne camera flash and video
    Start wedding pothography business.
    or not

  153. wwwwwwwwwww
    I keep loosing my w’s

  154. What the hell is wrong with the idiots in Fort Worth?!

    Well, they let ME live here, for one thing….. :P

  155. Where the hell are all the wimmens?

  156. And with that, I am outta here for the evening –

    Be sure and tip your waitress!

  157. I have a coworker called Brendan, and my keyboard’s N key is a bit bad. I have lost count of how many times I have apologized to him for calling him Brenda on chats.

  158. heh Tush
    I am good at drinking, I will call it a night and contemplate anything else.

  159. What the hell is wrong with the idiots in Fort Worth?!

    Seems to me that I read a similar story recently that a hospital was going to not hire unhealthy (read: fat) people anymore.

    It’s a goddamned slippery slope we got onto here.

  160. I’m glad Dave saw that. He was the first one I thought of.

  161. Seems to me that I read a similar story recently that a hospital was going to not hire unhealthy (read: fat) people anymore.

    FATISTS!!!!!

    s’funny how fat used to be a protected class…..

  162. Yeah,
    MultiCare is not supposed to be hiring smokers anymore, either, but they are pretty desperate, so they ‘slip’ a bit…
    Just sayin’.

  163. Wiser, you’re not fat. Not like me.

    and Cyn.

  164. Notification: I just had pie.

  165. I don’t have pie, but I just cooked a Hormel Peppercorn marinated pork-Loin, with spicy potato wedges, and now I’m a gonna eat ‘em!
    Yeah, Me!
    Nytol!

  166. STFU Xbrad.

    Um, what kind of pie, GMo?

  167. XBrad <3 Cyn.

    And pie.

  168. heh.
    Cherry. Last piece, one of the great things about being in a house full of wimmens is they always leave me the last piece. hmmm, I wonder if I should order a poison detector.

  169. Mmmmm Cherry Pie… we almost never have fruit pies in the house; the boys prefer Choco Pie.

  170. Not that I don’t like Chocolate Pie, mind you.

  171. Choco pie is my fave. Cherry is good. Apple is better.

  172. I’m a cinnamon apple pie fella myself, but as you imply, pie is pie.

  173. Three-apple pie with Herself’s “to-die-for” crust is the bestest!

  174. Did you guys eat those pies from Hostess, I think, when you were young? Those individually wrapped ones?

    I’d get those in my lunch on occasion, those seemed like the best thing in the world back then.

  175. G-mo, I had Hohos sometimes. nom nom.

  176. The local Ralph’s has those style pies from a local bakery. They quit carrying the chocolate pie, which pisses me off. I’d get ‘em off the markdown table for ten cents!

  177. Het B-rad, is Tustin a good place to live? Santa Ana?

  178. Both neighborhoods have spots that are rough, but for the most part, they’re very nice towns. Having said that, it’s California. Expensive as hell. You’d be amazed at just how little home you can get for $500k. Like, a 2br condo.

  179. G-Mo – TastyKake pies!

  180. Lippy, what happened to TX?

  181. pie?

  182. http://www.tastykake.com/products/pies

    You made me check Chief. They don’t sell em in my commie area.
    Bastards.

  183. I miss pie.

  184. G’night, piefuckers.

  185. Texas may have to wait. . . *sob*

    Yep, expensive and the salary would have to be a lot higher to make up for state tax, rent, insurance, etc. Nothing is set yet.

    I thought I’d ask because you are familiar with the area. I only had clients there, so it was in for a meeting then out.

    Thanks for the info.

  186. Not selling Tastykake is un-American.

  187. Pie talk brought Dave back, yay!

  188. They still make these though.
    http://www.hostesscakes.com/fruitpies.asp

    Cyn can have her own fruit pie.

  189. You should check on tastykake availability before moving Lip.

    Sorry about your allergies Oso. Are there any desserts you can have, you know, real ones?

  190. Gmo, pie spikes my diabetes. I can have a small slice of plain cheesecake or a 1/4 of a cup of certain ice creams.

  191. Hardees used to have hot apple pies that were good. Burger, fries, and one of those, mmmm. Cheap, too, back then.

  192. *falls back into slumber.. I thought I heard pie..

    it was a dream..

  193. Well at least you can drink. Though I am not a fan of dessert wines.

    Perkins does a pretty good pie.

  194. We used to have a chain restaurant called Heidi Pies. I didn’t make it through the entire menu before they closed the Albuquerque location. Mmmm…pie.

  195. I’d better go to bed before I end up hitting the fridge. I made the mistake of grocery shopping while hungry, and I got all kinds of stuff.

  196. Evening. Someone entertain me, work was crap today.

  197. Hi Revvy!

  198. Hi Oso!

  199. Sorry work was crap today! I got to close by myself for the first time at my new job tonight.

  200. Fun?

    I just had a lot of people get on my tits. I was not a happy camper by the end of the night.

  201. Customers or peers?

  202. Customers.
    I was pretty close to greeting all my customers with ‘GO AWAY, I’M FUCKING BUSY.’

  203. Hahaha I had some challenging customers tonight too. Your greeting is way different than mine!

  204. G’night Revvy. Hope you have a better day tomorrow.

  205. Thanks Oso, nighty night <3

  206. Damsels Escape Ridiculous Peril.

  207. Hmmm. I’m sensing an opportunity here. At lapeerpalooza, there will be an auction held to kick my ass. Bidding will start at $9.

  208. Also, the 2000 decision by the Gore camp to prolong the recount after they knew it was hopeless and unconstitutional (in the state of Florida) was profoundly destructive. He waged a scorched earth campaign to delegitimize President Bush for petty personal reasons. Gore deserves every bit of scorn, ridicule, and belittlement that is thrown his way.

  209. wakey wakey

  210. My bioelectrical impedance scale told me I was 43% body fat when I got up.

    I’m sure that’s accurate.

  211. . At lapeerpalooza, there will be an auction held to kick my ass. Bidding will start at $9.M.

    That will have to happen after the bathing suit competition. The bruising would wreck it.

  212. Oh God, the Florida recount.
    Near-riots where ballots were being handled, because Republicans were certain that Dems were going to ‘recount’ the way they always do.

    “hanging chads”
    ‘Sore Loserman’ protest signs’
    Dems shrieking that Bush was not legit, because the Supremes had to slap Florida for not following the law.

    Man, what a clusterfuck that was.
    I wasn’t a registered Republican yet then. But that did help in making up my mind.

  213. My wife turns 30 today. I have to remember to buy a cherry cheesecake later.

  214. “Gore deserves every bit of scorn, ridicule, and belittlement that is thrown his way.”

    This is why I love MJ.

    Good morning!

  215. Honestly, I think the whole recount was the start of the left completely losing their mind.

    I think we’re still dealing with the fall-out.

  216. She must REALLY like the vacations she can take and the good press she gets from the butt lickers, also, she’s insane:

    http://tinyurl.com/78djva2

  217. I think the New Deal was the start of that, but YMMV.

  218. Well , if you want to get into the weeds of the progressive movement … yes, certainly. You can go back further.

    But I mean where you had moderate liberals COMPLETELY LOSE THEIR FUCKING MINDS. It goes back to the recount. Bush derangement syndrome which morphed into Obama worship.

  219. Mare, she also likes being able to live like a queen, and not spending their own money. They are wealthy, but the quality of life they are enjoying far exceeds their income. Their Hawaiian stay – that house – cost $60,000. a family with their income (less than $800,000) wouldn’t be able to afford that. Not with housing payment, expensive private schools, etc.

  220. rs, also, she’s insane:

    Ha ha – return of the Lightbringer!

  221. Michelle Obama respects America the way Bill Clinton respects intern wardrobe. She didn’t pay for it, but she’ll go ahead and make a mess all over it.

  222. Definitely Carin.

    I think people underestimate the level of leech the Obama’s have reached. Even with the bad press, the obvious questions about lavish vacations when 15% of the population is not working, when Obama himself has talked about sacrifice over and over, they still live like KINGS AND QUEENS.

    When your whole life you’ve been handed things you don’t deserve, you desperately rationalize that somehow you’ve earned them.

    “I think the American people know how hard we’ve been working for them.”

    *checks Obama’s daily schedule…….HOLY CRAP, THE GUY DOES NOTHING.

  223. Is there HHD? Yes, there is.


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