Look sharp, people, Monday is here and it’s taking no prisoners, names, or initials, and I’m pretty sure it’s all out of bubblegum.
Here at MMM, our continuing mission is to get you ready for Monday, ready for all the ‘tude in that dude, no matter how stressful the weekend was or the week ahead shall surely be. We consider this a sacred mission, best accomplished through the conveyance of images of beauty obtained through adversity by the grace of the Almighty.
First, a little piece I like to call “Hot Redhead in Lycra”
And this piece I like to call “Making Breffast”
“Getting Ready for Work”
“Getting Things Done”
“Stretching Your Capabilities”
“Tracking Your Progress”
“Even the Progress that’s Hard to See”
“Jumping for Joy After the Work is Done”
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I don’t think Leon’s given us any tuckers this week.
Vman is right. Take the day off, Mr Preznit. In fact, why not go shopping for a big crate of bootleg fireworks?
I’ve never knowingly put a tranny into the post.
Knowingly.
Good for him, he needs to take some time off.
Like the rest of his life.
He joked that he was scouting for vacations spots for Michelle.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
that guy is just hilarious.
And totally understands what the people in his country are going through. Not like that out-of-touch horseback rider Romney.
Good morning, good people!
Very nice, Leon.
I love Michelle’s Mirror:
Meanwhile, also last night in Cheyenne Wyoming, just three weeks after getting a heart transplant, Dick Cheney was busy mincing his words with respect to Big Guy’s presidency:
“He has been an unmitigated disaster to the country.”
Yep that’s our Real Dick Cheney (RDC)! No wonder he had to wait so long for the heart transplant – apparently they were waiting for one from the same gene pool as the original.
“And totally understands what the people in his country are going through. Not like that out-of-touch horseback rider Romney.”
HA! So true. I can’t believe the stupid republicans aren’t hammering him on this. They should post his schedule on every site they can convince, make it a meme, force the White House to stop publishing them out of embarrassment. Also, the golf/vacation deal is ridiculous. Hammer him on it.
I know he’s out of office and can be candid, but really I wish all republicans were as honest. Obama has been a disaster! Obama IS a socialist. Obama is a failure and a charlatan. Paul Ryan has come pretty close to calling Obama a petulant baby…which he is.
I don’t give a crap what his “favorables” are….be honest.
In my household, Kim Jong Un has higher favorables. He at least likes his country.
Leon, I bought a copy of the Primal Blueprint. Do you do the sprints or just the heavy lifts?
Dana Perino’s face and head have been fully immobilized.
She used to be hot.
Does Obama realize that suggesting to me that Mitt Romney is J.P. Morgan + Barry Goldwater makes me want to go knock on doors for the guy?
I have been eating about 80% primally. Do have the book: The Primal Blueprint 21 day Total Body Transformation
Leon, I bought a copy of the Primal Blueprint. Do you do the sprints or just the heavy lifts?
I should be out sprinting, but I pretty much just do the heavy lifts. I sprint up the 6 flights of stairs to my office fairly often, but nothing really structured.
I think Lauraw is right, when you pay attention to your body, a lot of it is intuitive.
My hiccup is buying only grass fed anything and all organic.
“…but nothing really structured.”
I think that’s how he likes it. Make it natural not a chore or scheduled.
I don’t know WTF it is with my heart, but I find walking a mile easier than climbing a flight of stairs.
Stairs are hardcore, Roamy. You’re heart knows.
A lot of it can be leverage. My legs would rather run uphill than just run. I have no idea why. Also, I wouldn’t sweat overmuch about grassfed. Just get the best meat you can afford and take some fish oil to compensate. And NO SEED OILS.
“Stairs are hardcore, Roamy. You’re heart knows.”
That’s for sure.
Spin at lunch. Sprint work later.
Off to work. Have a good Monday.
Happy birthday to Pupster!
Off to work, too.
I wanted to run today, but it’s supposed to thunderstorm up here. Wind gusts to 20 mph. I’m not running in that.
I think Dave has mentioned this guy and if he’s done half of what his Senate ads say he’s done, he’d be a terrific VP choice (well, next to Rubio who has stated several times, “NO!”).
http://tinyurl.com/78lwmck
I’d love to see a woman as Vice President. Not because I’m a woman and care about “woman power” I could give a crap. I just want to have the republicans have a woman on the ticket and win before democrats.
HEY…PUP!! Happy Birthday!!
Cat mare, Dog Pupster:
http://tinyurl.com/773abnv
MJ, why do pugs always look guilty?
gaaa. My scroll isn’t working.
worst monday ever.
MONDAY IS SAVED. I fixt it.
Mare,
Am I reading the article correctly? The 6th paragraph says he was born in Canada. Isn’t that a no-no for VP?
Rosetta trying to do yard work:
http://tinyurl.com/7532nsm
OH, NO, I did not see that, Vman……CRAP!!!!!!!
I thought he was born in El Paso. Where the hell did I screw that up.
He sounds great Mare, maybe he can get a Hawaii BC
/ Iamnotabirtherjustjoking off
IMPORTANT QUESTION
your doc tells you that you are dieing, but you can live if you give up one of either butter or chocolate.
What will it be?
Hmm, that is sad news about Cruz. But that just means he can focus on the Senate. Only one path is blocked for him.
if you give up one of either butter or chocolate.
Chocolate, without a question. Butter makes even chocolate taste better.
For tax day…I love Sunny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae8Y4zhPuy4
Well, since I’m doing low carb/paleo/Atkins…I’ve given up chocolate (actually all sweets and processed food, not one bit in over 5 weeks).
Dark chocolate is good for you. I don’t eat much butter. But occasionally it’s a must have.
If I was dying, I could give up both.
Good morning!!
If I was dying, I could give up both.
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I ate a whole 1 lb bag of peanut M&Ms this weekend. And last night I mixed butter into the meat when I made burgers.
I don’t eat processed food anyway (thinking to see if I ate anything lately that was processed? ) and but a little sweet here and there.
I ate one bit-sized snickers bar yesterday. Then had a small spoon of ice cream.
That reminds me – I have to make some yogurt.
Any diet that says I can’t eat yogurt – I need the acidophilus, SYWM.
Cyn, have you paid your taxes and then gone on a killing spree?
Thanks for all the birthday wishes, 45 today.
*hugs Mare a little tighter*
*takes hoof to the groin*
Totally worth it.
*medic*
Vman’s question was hypothetical…everyone relax.
Nice grouping of trannies today, MJ – good job.
Happy Birthday, Pupster!
*gives Pup a Milk-Bone and scritches him behind his ears*
How many dog years is this?
DD#3 and The Boy just rolled their eyes at me (again) when I told them that butter is good for you.
I shook my fist in the air and told them “I shall be vindicated one of these days!”
They just laughed…..
Any diet that says I can’t eat yogurt – I need the acidophilus, SYWM.
That’s why I make sauerkraut. Probiotics and salad; two birds, one stone.
Happy Birthday, Pupster!
I’m saving my killing spree for October when it’s still good and hot here in the desert, Mare.
heh
Chocolate is easier for me, but it would be hard.
45 is a great year!!
Nice work, Leon!
Were it not for little Redhead looking like she’s taking care of some dew on her lilly, you’d aaalmost have hit a home run today.
Tim Gheinter should be on TV every weekend. He blamed Bush for Obama’s deficits, said overall energy prices are down, and told congress to raise the debt ceiling without discussion.
I’m not sure it was so great for Cheney to come out and say that stuff about Obama.
I think it would have been better for someone else in the former Bush admin to have said it. When I was watching Cheney say that, I recalled that his personal unfavorability was pretty high.
All the things that endear him to us- the curled lip, the bone-chilling stoicism, the Warcock, the Evil; all these things are not appreciated by Independents.
We have to remember that we are partisan hacks, and not really representative of Everybody Else.
If *I* had to wash my own terror-pee off the couch after watching his remarks, imagine what swing voters must think.
And then there’s this little bit; remember what we said about Jimmah Carter when he started flapping his lips about Bush? He was loudly excoriated on the right for that.
I cannot eat saurkraut every day, and I love the stuff. But no way.
And I don’t just eat it for the digestive benefits. SYWM.
I man….a leader doesn’t continually blame someone else for the problems inherent in a job he begged the American public to give him.
Who cares if the “swing voters” hate Cheney? They already do. If that’s the problem for Romney, we lost a long time ago.
Obama has been a unmitigated disaster for this country.
*rubs yogurt all over my body
Were it not for little Redhead looking like she’s taking care of some dew on her lilly, you’d aaalmost have hit a home run today.
I don’t see how that’s even remotely negative.
The right “excoriates” a lot of people when they should be keeping their pathetic, loser, mouths shut.
Jimmy Carter is a nasty asshole and more people should be saying that. A nasty, fake Christian Jew hater, asshole.
Shoot, I forgot to be like that winner McCain…play nice, that always wins.
Yogurt is the best facial.
Your funny of last week:
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/romney-family-a-reproductive-disaster-t8822.html
Ha ha ha … lauraw. That was hilarious.
I appreciate all that, Mare.
Doesn’t change the fact that Cheney comes across like a dyspeptic, vicious old toad when he’s saying angry things about someone on stage.
I have immense respect and for this person. However, this person does not help us by talking.
Gore, Albert.
I bet he didn’t help Kerry much.
HA! I like the Obama style poster that says “MOTHER.”
“…vicious old toad when he’s saying angry things about someone on stage.”
That’s your opinion. I think he sounds honest. Released from the ball gag of politics.
I realize this is only my opinion…but I’m not that original, somebody else must have seen this.
I can love and respect my best girlfriend all I want, but I don’t want her on my team at the dance-off if she never shaves her legs.
Drudge evidently liked it too. It was front and center.
Crossed in the mail.
Ha, nice link, lauraw. “Punished with a baby” just keeps giving and giving. People see how hollow that statement really is.
And we are the fringe of the group. Nice to keep that in mind, when trying to convince others. I find it helpful, especially on twitter and facebook, where not all others are in our group.
Hey, the comment box seems to be behaving, today! No collapsing!
Laura’s fleet of octagenarian flying monkeys vs. Darth Cheney II: The New Heart.
This could be epic.
Jay, you don’t actually spend any time on twitter and Facebook trying to convince anyone of anything?
The best twitter feeds are the most cutting, Iowahawk, Treacher, Ace, Andy, and many others.
Ok, so I just finished listening to the Sunday shows. Growth and fairness are going to be the themes for Obama, until they realize its a shitty message.
How does shoveling more of citizen’s money into the government maw grow the economy, again? I can’t find that chapter in my Econ 101 textbook.
Man, I laugh every time I see Axelrod’s comment. What a maroon!
mare, I do try to convince friends. I answer their questions when I am asked.
Jay, that made me giggle like a tweenager.
“I answer their questions when I am asked.”
I’m sure you’re very nice about it too. But what has that got to do with Cheney being honest?
My comment box keeps collapsing.
Darth Cheney II: The New Heart.
Pfft. No contest. He’ll utterly destroy my delicate old monkeys.
He installed that new heart himself, by the way.
Coughed up the old one like a hairball then simply swallowed the new one whole and jumped up and down a couple times.
>> Who cares if the “swing voters” hate Cheney? They already do
I do, and I’m not sure I agree with “they already do”
He installed that new heart himself, by the way.
Coughed up the old one like a hairball then simply swallowed the new one whole and jumped up and down a couple times.
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Hahahahaha. I love Dick humor.
Different audience, different reactions. Different groups are going to have different opinions about what someone says. Cheney’s answer will have a different effect here than it will at Kos. Also, in the CNN forums. Does Cheney’s comment help, when it turns off the CNN crowd?
Dick Cheney ripped his new heart out of the donor while he was standing there talking about the weather.
Before the donor collapsed, Cheney leaned close and said “I need this”
There’s a pretty good chance swing people aren’t even paying attention yet. But if someone is going to positively help our side out with these kinds of criticisms- which are true, and generally effective – it isn’t going to be him.
In my completely personal opinion that is absolutely a gut-level thing.
The “anti-Bush” vote that got Obama in the White House was also an “anti-Cheney” vote. The left painted him with the despicable brush and some of it stuck.
I love his candor, but that’s because I’m “on the team”
When he ground out the words ‘unmitigated disaster’ in that gravelly voice, I suffered a bout of hysterical blindness and had to be carried, whimpering, to the toilet.
I didn’t make it.
I think he just needs to shoot somebody in the face again.
He’ll feel better after that.
Watch tv on the toilet. Problem solved.
Man, I wore the same outfit when I was deadlifting last week. Small world, huh?
Check out Jeff, rockin the workout gear.
Mrs Andy is running now!
I’ve got money on her.
You’rer a good man, Dave.
I’m trying to get a time on her to figure out when to go meet her at the halfway point. She’s not on the board yet.
Hope she didn’t forget to go run.
She should have completed about 5 miles by now. Go Mrs Andy!
Unless, of course, she’s keeping pace with that dude who’s the record holder.
Then she should be about 13 miles in.
So, she’s somewhere between 5 and 13 miles into the run.
She’s probably ahead a little bit. Mile 17-19.
5K time: 00:35:49
Awesome: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2130177/Be-careful-wish–man-tells-wife-lost-voice-33-years-better-talk.html
5K time: 00:35:49
Only 23 more miles to go!
If 15 trillion is not a unmittigated disaster to swing voters they are lying dems
10K: 1:14:48
She’s really pouring it on now
5,000 runners took the BAA up on their offer to defer to next year. It’s pretty hot out there – noticably the hottest day of the year, by far.
6 of 17 elite women and 4 of 20 on the men’s side DNF’d (did not finish).
How hot is it, Andy? Showing 74 for Boston right now.
Wow. I bet she’s not passing any of those water/gatoraid stations. One sip at each one.
It’s 89 at my house right now.
She’s carrying water with her, but I told her this morning that she needed to drink as much of theirs as she can and hold onto hers in case the water stations run out.
We’re meeting her at the halfway point here shortly with some supplies.
89? Damn hot to be running in. It’s making ME thirsty, sitting at the computer.
What are the competative runners complaining about? They started before it got hot, didn’t they?
Andy we need a temp update. Mrs Andy has it harder than they did.
89 is way too hot to be running.
Nope.
Not me. I really wouldn’t want to carry water on that long of a run either though. I bet they don’t run out of water – they could have heat strokes on their hands.
It might be 74 near the water.
I was just at the gym and people were talking about it. 80 at the start of the race. I’ve done a few short races in 90+ heat and there’s no way I’d do more than 6 miles. PAIN.
No, I was wrong on the start time. The elite guys don’t start until 9-ish. They just finished a little bit ago.
Scott is correct. I’m not sure where they’re measuring that temp, but mine’s a better indication of race conditions. I’m about 10-minutes from the course at its midpoint.
Running in the heat sucks, but it would be slightly improved by watering stations. That’s really the worst part about it. Of course, i only have one of those running bottles that hooks onto your hand – so not enough water. I think the fanny packs for water bottles would bug me. I have run with the camelback. Not bad.
All soccer moms at spin class and one guy. The guy takes the bike in front of me, so rather than soccer mom ass, I have to look at dude ass. Gah.
Who said you had to look, MJ?
She has this dealio: http://www.seriousrunning.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/trail-running-fuel-belt.jpg
It doesn’t bug her? I was thinking one with MAYBE two bottles that sat over the butt.
89 is way too hot to be running.
I’ll take “Why Texas will never host the Summer Olympics” for $600, Alex…..
It doesn’t bug her as much as being dehydrated would. She only uses it on super-long runs like this.
I’ve thought about leaving bottles on the pat for my long runs – lol.
I hate carrying stuff. I have a little fuel belt for snacks. and my hand- held water bottle. I got used to that.
Who said you had to look, MJ?
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Motherfuckin’ bootleg spin class.
I watched the video of your son yesterday Andy, he cracked me up.
Go Mrs. Andy!
here to follow runners: http://www.baa.org/individual.html
Like this one You make the strap tight enough that you don’t have to grip the bottle at all.
I am with you Car in. I don’t really run, but when I am hiking or hunting at tree line, I consider every damn ounce and whether I need it in my backpack.
“Does Cheney’s comment help, when it turns off the CNN crowd?”
When will you guys figure out, you’ll NEVER make them happy? Keep trying, have fun.
I’m listening to him speak right now and I’m not sure why Laura was whimpering in a corner.
“I do, and I’m not sure I agree with “they already do””
Huh?
I am with you Car in. I don’t really run, but when I am hiking or hunting at tree line, I consider every damn ounce and whether I need it in my backpa
It’s the weight PLUS – everything that’s attached to your body has the potential to cause friction or rubbing or something.
Even an ill-fitting seam can cause issues.
Just ask MJ about his bleeding nipples.
I know plenty of people can do it. Though.
No.
Yes.
Chick at the sink, then Ms. Deadlifter, then Senora IPOD, and finally Madamouiselle Dumbell.
In that order.
The rest are creepy.
Our store lost it’s power. It’s really windy here. They had to lock the front door because it kept blowing open and blowing shit off the shelves.
Good day, worker bees.
I can’t help but feel like leon missed out on a theme for today. Fitness Trannies of Cartagena would have been so topical.
>> Huh?
You asked “Who cares if the “swing voters” hate Cheney? They already do”
And I answered that I care about the swing voters and I don’t agree that they already hate Dick Cheney. The left hates him. Swing voters are much less inclined to develop that strong an emotional reaction to him, but when he is blunt it turns them off.
Eh. They may hate, or develop a hate for Cheney, but he isn’t attached, in any way, to Romney.
Cheney’s comments are no different than any other polarizing figure making a comment.
THe difference is the manner in which he media reacts or reports the story.
OMG. the wind is strong here. SOunds like the roof it going to blow off.
Yes.
http://tinyurl.com/72pncm7
Even an ill-fitting seam can cause issues.
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I’ve had holes burned into many places on my body due to seams, clothing, things in my shoes, etc. It’s normal in endurance sports.
Glide works for everything. It’s like a deodorant stick, for chafing.
Their reportage will be negative anyway, that’s not the point.
“Unmitigated disaster” is what he said, I’ve heard the recording. To those of us on the right it’s yummy red meat. But we don’t win elections all by ourselves, plus we’ve having a nice internal family squabble over Mitt anyway. His hyperbole is unhelpful.
His hyperbole is unhelpful.
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Dick Cheney heard that, and he’s on his way to pay you a visit.
I care about the swing voters
RINO!!! SQUISH!!! SELLOUT!!!
I hope his heart is working ok. I need this one.
http://tinyurl.com/daveintexas
Unmitigated disaster” is what he said, I’ve heard the recording. To those of us on the right it’s yummy red meat. But we don’t win elections all by ourselves, plus we’ve having a nice internal family squabble over Mitt anyway. His hyperbole is unhelpful.
You know I love you, but you’re wrong. “We” are not happy with Romney – and it’s that hard right or the classical liberals or those with a libertarian bent who are unhappy. Not the more moderates.
Having Cheney remind us of the unmitigated disaster that is Obma – it IS helpful. This is red meat for those who are thinking of sitting out the next election – the Protein Wisdom crowd.
And you can say they’re wrong or they’re fools – but on principal they are exactly right and it sucks but they have to somehow suck it up this election.
Which really really bites.
Isn’t it about time for another Mrs Andy update?
I’ve had holes burned into many places on my body due to seams, clothing, things in my shoes, etc. It’s normal in endurance sports.
THings in the shoes are the worst. Expensive socks are a MUST for long races.
Couldn’t disagree more. In 2008 our swing voters, the ones that decide elections, were seriously weary with Bush and Cheney, for a variety of reasons (war, economy slipping, 8 years and two very close elections). Historically the Dem nominee should have won big, and he did even though he was a weak, untested candidate.
It may be the right message. It most certainly is the wrong messenger.
I am dismissive of the “sit this one out” crowd, mostly because I don’t think it’s significant in size and I don’t like listening to whiners. I do advocate “leave them alone, they’ll get here when they’re ready”. Telling them they have to fall in line now just makes them angry.
Happy B-day, Pupster!
That’s a slightly different issue – the why’s of the loss. I’m referring to the issue that when McCain was chosen, displeased Republicans were told to fall in line and we did. We held our nose and voted for him.
Then the tea party. YES, right? Those who fell in line in 08 thought just perhaps we could move beyond the politics that got us a candidate like McCain.
So now – they’re wondering if they were just fools. “Follow us, keep giving us money and will give you candidates like McCain and Romney”
Kind of a fool me once, thing.
will I vote for Romney? Sure. I’ll get drunk and go push the damn button. But no one from the party better call me for any money.
Party loyalty? Yea, whatever. The GOP is next to dead to me.
The lesser of two evils is still the better choice. Would McCain have sucked? Yes. As bad as Obama? No.
Thanks MJ. Thanks everybody for the birthday wishes.
un·mit·i·gat·ed/ˌənˈmitəˌgātid/
Adjective: Absolute; unqualified.
Synonyms:
absolute – utter – complete
Was there a subtle “MITT” component in unmitigated disaster?
Hmmm…. Without Mitt a disaster?
oh man, is it hot here. I really shouldn’t have run today.. but I haven’t missed one of these things in years and I wasn’t going to now.
hydration….. that’s the key….
I tried to post a happy birthday on your facebook , Pupster, but it didn’t work.
so HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
[insert cute/funny/flirty gif]
It may be the right message. It most certainly is the wrong messenger.
We’ve got a president right now who loves nothing better than to complain about how he inherited a mess (nevermind the fact that he’s had ample time to implement policies that he assured us would make everything better) and a compliant media that’s willing to back him up on that, so there’s some truth to what dave said.
Remember, a lot of the “moderates” we’re going to need still get their info from the MSM.
What was your time Wiser?
happy b-day, puppydog.
cheer up. you’re not that old…
http://tinyurl.com/6s5tp5u
Rush is talking about Hillary and Clinton. When do you think the last time those two had sex.
I mean with each other.
How old is Chelsea?
What was your time Wiser?
5:47:38
HAPPY BIRFDAY PUPS!
Happy birfday, puppeh!
http://tinyurl.com/79x5rjn
I just learned the other day that Clinton didn’t know Monica’s name until the third or fourth time she blew him. That’s just weird.
I just learned the other day that Clinton didn’t know Monica’s name until the third or fourth time she blew him. That’s just weird.
You insist on telling your dates your name while you are looking them in the eyes, right?
Anyone here speak French?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x36vVf-Jy0
You insist on telling your dates your name while you are looking them in the eyes, right?
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Back of the head. I’m a gentlemen.
Thanks Carin, Dave, Wiser, Sean.
I tried to post a happy birthday on your facebook , Pupster, but it didn’t work.
I got you covered Carin, I think I know the perfect…
http://tinyurl.com/insert-cute-funny-flirty-gif
His hyperbole is unhelpful.
I don’t see any hyperbole.
I don’t think Cheney doing this is all that unhelpful. First, not a lot of people paid that much attention to it. Second, Obama is desperate to talk about anything BUT the economy. Cheney is reminding folks that the economy is what it’s all about, and setting up Mitt to ask THE key question of the race- Are you better off now than you were four years ago.
Net win.
Mitt is gonna need a few attack dogs to go after the admin. The candidate has to stay a touch above the fray (not at a McCain like level, but he can’t go full Cheney, either). So occasional attacks by Cheney and other outsiders is necessary. Would I have him out there full time? No. But once in a while, Cheney or others not part of the campaign have to snarl a bit. It’s battlespace prep.
Kinda like George Stephenapolis asking a birth control question out of nowhere.
I just learned the other day that Clinton didn’t know Monica’s name until the third or fourth time she blew him. That’s just weird.
Some people take the whole “First, you will blow me” thing very seriously.
Sink ladys ass and progress ladys …. yeah that.
>> Cheney or others not part of the campaign have to snarl a bit. It’s battlespace prep.
I just prefer other “not part of the campaign” ers because I don’t think Cheney is effective. He can’t advance the ball.
I do agree the message needs to be “disastrous economy”, 24 x 7
And I’m ok with him shooting people in the face. Well, at least I ain’t gonna try and talk him out of it.
Back of the head. I’m a gentlemen.
wait, so do you glance back over your shoulder and tell him your name that way?
Seriously, I doubt he really cares that much, dude.
Happy birthday Pups!
Seriously, I doubt he really cares that much, dude.
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Midget homophobe.
Happy Birthday, Pups!
//tosses strip of bacon to favorite puppy.
btw, does everyone know what today is?
It’s National Record Store Day!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltDTF80AneY
Shit. I mean little person.
Midget homophobe.
You’re gonna need to speak up, little guy. Can’t hear you from down there…..
Dave’s youngest:
http://tinyurl.com/74hqt52
This is cute.
http://tinyurl.com/88o2664
Happy Birthday, young Pupster!
She turned my life into a living hell
In those little tops and tight capris
I pretended to be readin’ the National Probe
As I was watchin’ her wax her skis. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktamL5ko04U
It appears Mrs. Andy has made it thru 30K in 4:34.
I think Romney telling Obastard to start packing is probably more unhelpful than what Cheney said. Although I don’t think either one of those is in any way a big deal.
Fuck Obama. I’m with anyone willing to call the rat bastard out on his abysmal record of “leadership”.
With Coachella going on, there’s a shitload of young folks staying here with their grandparents for free housing during the festival.
Which, it’s a lot more pleasant to look at 20 something chicks than 60~80 something chicks.
Here’s the best campaign line to use. I call it the Blazing Saddles meme. It goes something like this: Hey Look, America. We gave the half-breed negro a chance and he fucked it up. We owe it to ourselves to elect the white boy this time. I’m saying Senator Tom Johnson out of South Dakota should be our spokesman. Ehh…he’s a fuckin’ dem……
Which Johnson? Howard Johnson?
Anyone here with mad Photoshopping skillz? There’s a photo over at HotAir that is just begging to have the “Family Feud” set photoshopped into it:
http://is.gd/oi9MlI
Honestly, the first time I saw that, I would have sworn that Imadinnerjacket was hitting the buzzer….
TiFW – Why are they fighting over Carin’s iPad?!
And I’m ok with him shooting people in the face. Well, at least I ain’t gonna try and talk him out of it.
Lawyers are PEOPLE???
Crap. The more you know…
Fuck Obama. I’m with anyone willing to call the rat bastard out on his abysmal record of “leadership”.
Racist.
xbrad, heh. True.
Fuck Obama.
Ewww. Gross!
BiW – You say that as if it’s a bad thing??
Just showing that the conditioning works.
Lunchtime. Try to say something funney before I get back this evening.
Try to say something funney. . .”
“underpants”
Front = H2
Back + Pupster
http://tinyurl.com/7wv7zfc
Whats for dinner?
I see xBrad has a new “girlfriend”. . .
http://tinyurl.com/6rykrds
Vman – Broiled porkchop and sauteed spinach.
I think I am having corn or broccoli and porkchop sounds good!
6 hour pork roast.
Man I smell. In my car waiting for the boys, straight from my workout. I really reek. I should tweet this.
L to R h2 womens/h2 mens
http://tinyurl.com/d9zo4rr
Vman- I was watching one of those foodie shoes and they marinated pork chops in pesto for thee hours then pan fried/ seared. They looked pretty darn good.
Pork chops killed it?
Really.
it is always slow this time of day Carin. Shouldn’t you be showering?
I changed my clothes. Isn’t that good enough?
“underpants”
HA! That’s pretty funny.
Mare, you mean “funney”.
I’m not sure what “funney” is, but I think it is Palm Desert for “I spend too much time in the sun.”
As much as I love Cheney, he’s a polarizing figure to the squishes. That is why they’re squishes. My cousin, Ana, hosted Christmas dinner last year. She took the picture of her oldest and VP Cheney off the wall because she didn’t want the fights. It is my favorite pic and by looking for it, I caused the fight by accident.
Ah Ha!
http://tinyurl.com/cz47kvu
D washerwoman S is a hypocrite. We knew that.
Debbie Wasserman is a dummy. She got her job because she’s a woman and her affirmative action appointment has backfired. She’s done a poor job and looks like a dope.
I see xBrad has a new “girlfriend”. . .
http://tinyurl.com/6rykrds
That made me laugh, but then I wanted to beat him for PUTTING HIS HEAD IN PLASTIC!!
Oso polarizing or not, Romney will not win or lose based on what Cheney says. If so, we’ve lost already. Like right after the 2008 elections.
Also, if your relatives are going to fight because they don’t like a picture in your cousin’s home, they aren’t going to be turned around.
OK, everyone survived. Her time was the worst of any of the 5 marathons she’s run, but the goal got lowered early on to just finishing the thing.
Carin -I gave you a shout out on FB. Hope you saw it!
I saw it, but I think I (originally) commented on the wrong page about it. Stupid iphone.
Andy, glad the Mrs. finished the race, especially with the heat.
Yea, it was hot. Just finishing is a good enough goal.
I mean, for 26 miles just finishing should be the goal regardless.
How much did it suck, did she say?
Mare, I know. My Dem cousins spent the last election cycle promoting McCain. I’ve been listening to Huntsman/Romney for months. Now, when it looks like Romney, all these bigots won’t vote Mormon. I have never had a GOPer tell me it is Mitt’s religion they don’t like. I have been cautioned by my hubby because I am starting to scare his elderly parents.
I was sweating like a fat girl in a taffeta dress during my workout. . .
Fat girls need love too…
It was warmish here, but so freakin windy. Shit’s blowing down everywhere.
I don’t know honestly what would have been worse – the heat they had for the run, or the wind we have here. It is just horrible. You cannot run against it, or even with it pushing you sideways.
I’ll admit, I don’t much care for the Mormon religion but it beats the mix of egotism and Muslim we got now.
It sucked a lot. She was having trouble breathing when she ran, so she wound up walking more than she expected to..
Yea, it’s just horrible, especially when you haven’t even been running in such heat because the temperatures have been more moderate/normal.
Happy Birthday sweet Pup
http://tinyurl.com/7qavyrk
I don’t care for the religion either, Roamy, but every Morman I’ve known (and I’ve known a a few) have been some the nicest, most honest and upfront (and generous) people I’ve known.
The Mormons I know are about 50/50. One used to be a co-worker and an EMT. I made several people swear that if I had a heart episode, to go ahead and let me die rather than wake up with that asshole workin’ on me. My financial advisor is one, and he said I can count on Social Security for my retirement with a straight face.
WTF is going on here Is the administration on Spring break?
From Michelle’s Mirror.
Mr. TiFW’s oldest sister started attending a Mormon church; she and her husband were kind of aimlessly drifting for the longest time, but they have turned their lives around since they started going there.
It’s been nice to see the change in them.
But yeah, the other half are nice people.
Admittedly, this is in far SW Texas, so there aren’t a lot of folks in their church to begin with; I think for them they just have a sense of purpose now, and their fellow congregants are like extended family.
Car in, I think Hillary is absolutely hammered in that pic and the guy behind her is rubbing her behind.
The MFM keeps telling me that GOPers won’t vote for a Mormon because we are a bunch of snake handling evangelicals. Every person I know that has made this about religion is a Dem.
The asshole goes out of his way to let us know that he is better than the rest of us, that he doesn’t need coffee in the morning, that he doesn’t drink beer or wine, and that he’s going to be god of his own planet someday, and all his subjects will adore him.
Car in, I think Hillary is absolutely hammered in that pic and the guy behind her is rubbing her behind.
At first glance, I thought it was MJ.
Fat girls need love too…
But they gotta pay.
Yes, that’s exactly it. If you are … drifting and lacking that connection (and desiring it) the Mormon church is FOR YOU. They are like one big family.
Of course, it could be overbearing too.
I don’t really like how … OFF the churches are I’ve been to. Just don’t seem terribly welcoming. They could learn a touch from the Mormons. There is almost always something going on at the mormon church. People go just to hang out and visit.
the mormons I knew were never like that ROamy. They didn’t care if you drank or did whatever in front of them.
I’d vote for a LaVey Satanist over Obama.
Roamy, does he ever go to parties without other Mormons? My brother’s law partner is Mormon. He told my brother to always invite at least two Mormons to any event so your bar doesn’t get emptied.
Andy, you should complain to Mrs Andy about how tired you are from driving all over town in this heat.
Car in, I think Hillary is absolutely hammered in that pic and the guy behind her is rubbing her behind.
I don’t think a “guy” has touched that arse in years.
Ask her to bring you a beer.
Osita, I don’t think he gets invited to any parties.
dy, you should complain to Mrs Andy about how tired you are from driving all over town in this heat.
Scot has a point. That can be draining.
Not a scientologist, though. Those people are freaks.
Attention!
to all personell
RE: Impending Lack Of Krow-ness
Ill be down for a week or so, having a pacemaker/monitor put in. So ill be unavailiable
help a old man out, after the 19th give me a call – my loyal mage Cyn will have those details, or you could go eat a bakonian sammich for me
Krow
Roamy, NM Mormons and NV Mormons party. They must not be getting their own planets.
… call … I have a rule … will you STILL be in the hospital ?
Please keep us informed. WHat time/day is the surgery?
Prayers for a painless surgery and swift recovery, Krow.
Krow, Prayers and Cyn has details and numbers right?
OMG – did you see the drastic change in DWS’ appearance? Yeah, she’s still DWS, but at least she looks more polished:
http://chickaboomer.blogspot.com/2012/04/wasserman-schultz-sports-new-do-debbie.html
Roamy, NM Mormons and NV Mormons party. They must not be getting their own planets.
There are a not-insignificant number of Mormon transhumanists looking at doing this in a literal fashion.
Prayers for you, WP – if you need anything. let us know, m’kay?
Prayers for you, WP/Krow, and some fast healing.
Car in my dad had alzheimers and ended up in a facility in Utah. My mom would fly out to visit often and became a friend of a woman she met there. They really hit it off until my mom suggested they go grab a coffee. She was immediatey dumped.
I am not using L’s today. It’s a reigious thing.
I could handle no alcohol. No coffee is a bridge too far.
Krow,
Good Luck!
I don’t like coffee. Alcohol is a bridge too far.
ill be out on the morning of the 19th
Cyn, you have rules???
ill be okley dokley just no stressfull activities
and im off bacon and coffee
ill go in about 9:30 wensday
Jeepers, Krow……we’ll be wishing you the very best outcome!
You will be fine WP. Mike Wallace had a pacemaker put in when he was in his late 70′s. He bitched about having to give up cigarettes.
this is a cool thing as well, its going to be tied into a GPS/Monitor for remote monitoring
my cardiologist can check my stats, or if something goers hinkey it will notify EMS, etc
I’m with Leon on this one, I have my thoughts about the Mormon religion, but if Romney is the R that I have to check to vote against Obama, I’m doing it.
Most of the Mormons I know are very nice. Hawaii is full of them. BYU Hawaii and of course Polynesian Cultural Center is own/run by Mormons. However, if Mormons spouted off like Roamy’s coworker I’d let it rip with my thoughts about Joseph Smith, young women on the trail west and polygamy.
Will your heart monitor have Twitter?
I thought once the Mormon’s bought Coke that whole caffeine deal was passé. Was that an urban myth?
The Seventh-Day Adventists had a somewhat crazy founder too (they started as an end-times cult), but most of them are still nice people.
Agree with you on the Seventh-days, Leon. Our next-door neighbors in our old neighborhood were great people.
@WPpacemaker Lub dub lub dub lub dub. What I wouldn’t give for a marengue right now.
http://twitter.com/big_ben_CLOCK
@WPpacemaker hey doc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwHdJOo7bXk
@WPpacemaker dude, quit staring at your stash of Hostagette pics, I can only handle so much.
leon, THAT is a brill idea, the software is supposed to be customizable!!!
roamy, i cannot lie, all the hostagettes are beautimus
Thanks, WP. I can’t think of any more tweets, so I’m going to quit while I’m behind.
Except Rosetta. She’s kinda homely.
rosie is the prettiest Tranny Ive ever seen
OT. My brother’s Best Man at his wedding was a Law School friend: Sam Rasheed. Hubby and I just saw Osama Rasheed on TV with a DUI commercial. America is so fricken’ racist/ I know for a fact that Sam went from being a party hound at school to sending his daughters to the local madrassa. I will vote for ABO before I vote for JEF. 20$ I may be drunk. Smoked Gouda is yummy.
Evening all.
Did anybody bury anybody else in the Pet Sematary today?
Did anybody bury anybody else in the Pet Sematary today?
Sometimes I wonder if the former owners did that with the barn cat.
Hi Revvy. Did you draw anything today?
Working on it now Leon, painting up the sketch I put on FB.
oso, i maybe drunk as well, that made perfect sense to me
Heh. From last night’s ONT:
http://lifehacker.com/5899592/overthinking-and-your-child+like-mind
SPACE PENS!!!
I may be intoxicado. What I took from Seanm’s link was space pencils.
best wishes WP – my mom has one of those fancy pacemakers, it doesn’t tweet, but it talks on the phone.
Congrats to Mrs Andy, I don’t want to run 6 minutes let alone 6 hours.
And Congrats to Dave: http://tinyurl.com/davesball
Where do you shoot a day to double tap it? I want to put this Monday out of my misery.
prostate cancer is like a big deal. you don’t wanna mess around with that.
I saw this today. I give it 3.5 out of 5 slightly used rubber fists.
wp – I had a defibrilator with cardiac resync put in a year ago – same basic idea as a pacemaker. You’ll be good.
That article actually is a big deal, same day outpatient, no side effects, works for almost all. Can’t get much closer to a medical miracle.
Thanks, Sean. I was wondering about that.
When I kill a thread, I think of Cranky and it makes me cry. Do you know what it sounds like, when the bear cries?
It’s been sort of a slow night here. I’m almost spent, too. Had my magnesium and a nice big dinner, so I’m getting sleepy right on schedule.
How long does it last AD? If we have the Myan apocolipse when is your next tune up?
Define “slightly used.”
…
no, wait.. don’t.
When you kill the thread, a stuffed animal in our house screams in agony.
newpoat that should keep mare’s teeth grinding for a good day or two….
Good luck with the surgery, wp!