Welcome back, Paul

380 Comments

  1. I thought the wheelchair guy was back.

  2. Muy excelente, CB.

  3. Aggie?

    http://is.gd/b8A3mX

  4. Aggie?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Word.

  5. I thought the wheelchair guy was back.

    Yeah, it fooled me too.

  6. Word.

    I thought Agamemnon was good. Nice work, MJ!

  7. Back to yesterday’s discussion, I liked the older cars better than the newer cars.

    http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08tywksIf1qfet8co1_500.jpg

  8. I thought wheelchair guy was back too.

  9. Dammit, this is what I get for stepping out for a meeting mid-comment. From the now-dead poat:

    >> Romney has done a poor job to date emphasizing why he’s a better alternative to Obama.

    This is kind of where I was going.

    To expand on something I said on Twitter the other day, Romney is the Monty Hall problem personified.

    Between Romney and Obama, there’s no doubt Romney’s at worst the lesser of two evils by a mile. But in terms of the Monty Hall thing, the initial door picked by your average low-info. voter was Obama. Now, after 4 years of SCOAMF, we have more information … we’ve seen what was behind one of the doors they didn’t pick, in effect.

    How do you convince them to switch? There’s still a chance the shiny new car is behind door number one, but simple math says you’re better off making a change.

    I think we’re basically screwed here, because most of the people that have been Romney supporters since day one are mainly relying on people to vote against Obama. It’s just not a compelling argument … ask President Kerry.

  10. xbrad, is that Fawn Liebowitz’s friend?

  11. Awesome fins, Brad!!

  12. There were fins?

  13. Double entendre…

  14. Agreed Andy.

  15. Add into the mix people who were unhappy in 08, But held their nose and voted. Fool me once dealo AND anger that the republicans appear to be building on a tradition of giving us moderates.

  16. Right, Carin. The people that would be most vocal about asking others to vote for the nominee are left holding the bag.

    It’s like a perfect storm of suck headed our way.

  17. Andy, I have no idea what you mean. I just snagged that pic from the web.

  18. Did anyone else shoot an 85 in the rain today?

  19. Heh: http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-65526

  20. Judging by the shot the guy outside made off the tee, and his followup, I don’t think he’s gonna get around in 85 unless he starts making liberal use of his toe wedge.

  21. I was walking in Memphis, walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale. . .

  22. Double entendre…

    http://tinyurl.com/7dvu2nw

  23. And we now how THAT turned out, Sean.

  24. HAHAHA…Andy, is iReport like the Onion?

  25. No, iReport is intended to be a serious citizen journalism thing.

  26. And we now how THAT turned out, Sean.

    Yeah, the part where Fred MacMurray has to shoot the dog is heartbreaking.

  27. FUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

    Somebody run into my driver’s side mirror and snapped it!!

  28. RAN!

  29. MCPO, check Stinky’s FB, NOW!!

  30. Andy, Rush was talking about previous Obama voters voting against him this time. He mentioned that its difficult because people have to admit that they were wrong last time.

  31. I tweeted something stupid earlier today and it’s been retweeted 48 times so far.

    My stupidity has probably reached 100,000 people today.

    That pretty cool.

  32. Sorry to hear that MCPO.

    Scotw, what stupid thing did you tweet?

  33. Mare
    “I just pumped 20 dollars worth of gas in under a minute. Obama is a time saver.”

  34. Hey, that’s pretty good.

    I’m glad you tweeted that. I bet MJ is jealous.

  35. http://twitter.com/SOEarpiece/statuses/182200483706961921

    Bwahahahaha.

    Quit it wiser. Everyone at work is wondering why I’m laughing.

  36. The Heritage Foundation has an excellent overview of the Amicus arguments that have been filed against Obamacare.

    http://is.gd/sWaky2

    Basically, the government’s case falls apart no matter how you slice it. From what I’ve seen, the “lawyers” making the government’s case are the same mental giants who think Stephen Chu is a genius.

    And call me crazy, but I have a feeling that in the long run, Kagan may end up surprising everyone with some of her decisions…..
    (It’s just a feeling, though – it might be gas…..)

  37. >> He mentioned that its difficult because people have to admit that they were wrong last time.

    Right. That’s a hard sell.

    Again, like Monty Hall … why do people want to stick with their first choice? In this case, it’s purely random but people stick with it even though the math is overwhelmingly against them.

  38. Scott, Imma retweet that.

    J’Ames, that wasn’t wiserbud.

  39. They don’t have to change their vote if they stay home.
    That works too.

  40. My stupidity has probably reached over 100,000 people today.
    ——————–
    Big Biden.

  41. I was walking in Memphis, walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale. . ————————-
    I love that song.

    /tweet

  42. Right, that’s what we need to hope for.

    And, honestly, they can vote in droves in Massachusetts and Connecticut.

    Ohio and Florida, not so much.

  43. I still think we have an excellent shot, no matter the candidate at this point. Obama is no longer a blank screen.

    Romney is a dick. He’s got that going for him.

  44. haha, ok, andy!

  45. If by “love” you mean “hate” MJ, then, yeah.

    *Cuts a random muthafucka*

  46. The polling in Florida has been…meh. Rubio takes Florida.

  47. >> I still think we have an excellent shot, no matter the candidate at this point. Obama is no longer a blank screen.

    Like I said, ask President Kerry how that worked out.

  48. I’ll vote for Andy’s puppy before I vote for the Kenyan socialist!!

  49. I bet his real approval is in the 30’s somewhere. That will be tough to overcome.

  50. Like I said, ask President Kerry how that worked out.
    —————————————–
    Obama isn’t as politically adept as Bush is. He’s done nothing to build on his coalition.

  51. Who is your dream candidate, MCPO?

  52. I was walking in Memphis, walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale. .

    Which is one of the cheesiest and most overpriced tourist districts in America. Kinda like the French Quarter.

  53. Scott – I’d say around 42%. About 20% hardcore believers, then 12% racist blacks and the rest. . . low-info douche nozzles.

  54. Once again, I just have to shake my head at how spectacularly unprepared we were to boot this piece of shit out of office.

    It shouldn’t even be a contest.

    GOP Strategy Meeting

    Party Official A: Hey, I’ve got a great idea.

    Party Official B: What is it? We need to bring our A-game to take out a sitting president who has the bully pulpit and a friendly media.

    Party Official A: Oh, it’s a winner. Now … get this … what if we nominate …

    Party Official B: Go on, go on …

    Party Official A: … what if we nominate the next guy in line?

    Party Official B: Brilliant! Let’s run with it.

    fin

  55. MJ – I was supporting Governor Rick Perry. I’m waiting for Rubio, Ryan and a few others to “season”.

  56. A voting booth is private.

    You can look right at an exit poller and say the opposite candidate. Honestly, I wish more people would do that. Exit polls are NOT sacred.

  57. “Season” normally means become a jaded insider who owes too many people too much.

  58. He mentioned that its difficult because people have to admit that they were wrong last time.

    That’s why our side has to show those folks that they were snookered in 2008. Show them what the media willfully ignored back then, but do it in such a way that it isn’t confrontational.

    Because I think a LOT of people are looking for an excuse to NOT vote for Obama.

    If they can say, “Hey, if I’d known that last time, I wouldn’t have voted for him” (whether it’s true or not), then they aren’t going to feel guilty pulling the lever for the other guy.

    They checked the “Enlightened Non-Racist It’s-the-right-thing-to-do” box already; as far as many of them are concerned, they’ve demonstrated their PC creds, and now they don’t have to feel guilty about voting for the white guy anymore.

  59. Andy, that is exactly what they did.

  60. Which is one of the cheesiest and most overpriced tourist districts in America. Kinda like the French Quarter.

    I take it you haven’t walked the Freedom Trail in Boston? At least past noon, once the hookers get out of bed…

  61. There’s a reason we like most of the new, young candidates, fresh faced with their silly heart felt conservative beliefs.

    Give them some time with the GOP and that will be cruelly wrenched from them.

  62. Mare – I would prefer if Rubio or Ryan had the executive experience of a Bobby Jindal. That was what I meant by “season”.

  63. …then 12% racist blacks…

    IOW, 100% of the black vote.

    (Does anyone else find it shocking that most people in the “general” public don’t know the “true” percentage of blacks in the US population?)

  64. I like the next guy in line theory. When I go out of town, Mrs MJ is me, our pug is promoted to Mrs MJ, and the chihuahua is promoted to pug.

    We have a stuffed animal that sits in for the chihuahua.

  65. Good system, MJ.

    I wish your pug, stuffed animal and chihuahua were next in line for the GOP, couldn’t be worse.

  66. (Does anyone else find it shocking that most people in the “general” public don’t know the “true” percentage of blacks in the US population?)
    ———————————————
    Why does this matter?

  67. I wish your pug, stuffed animal and chihuahua were next in line for the GOP, couldn’t be worse.
    ———————————–
    They were heavily recruited but were turned away due to their intelligence. Too damn smart.

  68. damned

    /Hotspur

  69. TiFW – If it ain’t 100%, it’s 99.6%! Now, STFU and make me a sammich!

  70. Are you Mrs MJ when she leaves town?

  71. MJ, who sits in for the stuffed animal?

  72. Joe Biden

  73. “Why does this matter?”

    Because if Blacks are only 12%, then Hispanics are due a President.

  74. I take it you haven’t walked the Freedom Trail in Boston? At least past noon, once the hookers get out of bed…

    I have walked the Freedom Trail in Boston. My son lives there. I kinda like Boston, except the weather sucks most of the time. You can see the USS Constitution.

    If you are a tourist looking for an urban destination in North America, My suggestions (not in any prioritized order) would be:

    1. Vancouver
    2. Santa Fe
    3. San Francisco
    4. Miami
    5. New York City
    6. San Antonio

  75. MJ, who sits in for the stuffed animal?
    ———————–
    Tennis ball. Same as Joe Biden, really.

  76. Are you Mrs MJ when she leaves town?
    —————————-
    No. Fleshlight.

  77. For a couple of years I’ve been too scared to google “fleshlight.”

  78. Be brave, mare. You know you want to.

  79. Paul Harvey was a standup guy. I miss him. Good find, Clint.

  80. I’m going to try and not go full throttle ape shit on this but, ummm:

    http://tinyurl.com/7d6a7fg

  81. “You know you want to.”

    No I don’t, otherwise I would have. I’m not clicking, Andy!! It can’t possibly be good.

  82. Nice list, Michael, and I’d add Seattle to the list.

    For New York City, get in, gawk, and then GTFO! I was back there in Sept for a class. It is still too:
    dirty
    smelly
    crowded
    noisy
    expensive

    But it should be experienced once in a lifetime.

  83. dirty
    smelly
    crowded
    noisy
    expensive

    These can be used to describe Miami and San Francisco also.

  84. Are you Mrs MJ when she leaves town?
    —————————-
    No. Fleshlight.

    Color me surprised. I would have guessed gerbil.

  85. Color me surprised. I would have guessed gerbil.
    ———————————
    Assface. How many goat faces did you eat this weekend?

  86. Oh shit. I mean, how was your date?

  87. Date was really fun. It lasted from 8:00 pm to 2:00 pm, and I learned I’m getting too old for all-nighters.

    NOW GET OFFA MY LAWN!

  88. Mare, you win. My head assploded.

  89. “Mare, you win. My head assploded.”

    Thanks brad, I was hoping it wasn’t just me being me.

  90. I wonder how Malia Obama’s spring break is going. Great gig for a 13 year old if you can get it.

    Wonder if she got rocked by the earthquake?

  91. Classic: (referring to Malia’s spring break)

    “We are here to block access to the hotel by other people and escort the vehicles that are carrying the visitors to tourism sites,” the police official told AFP under the condition of anonymity.

  92. Date was really fun. It lasted from 8:00 pm to 2:00 pm, and I learned I’m getting too old for all-nighters.
    ———————————-
    Awesome. I thought I saw a comment last weekend that it was the date was wrapping up a day later. Nice job.

  93. It lasted from 8:00 pm to 2:00 pm,

    SLUT!!

  94. SLUT!!

    TAKE THAT BACK! YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM!!!

  95. TAKE THAT BACK! YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/7wf2qss

  96. “waving airport pat downs for Muslim women who consider them offensive.”

    You can go back 500 years. You cannot find a more audacious plan.

  97. News breaking: 7.6 mag earthquake in Mexico near where Malia is visiting.

    I wonder if they have an audacious plan to keep her safe?

  98. The Cartels will make sure she is safe.

    They want more of that sweet free firepower.

  99. TAKE THAT BACK! YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM!!!

    How do you know?

  100. Something evil exited my lower GI tract just a bit ago. I’m extremely happy about that.

    Hi, Mare.

  101. Lord help me. Sport meeting. This could be record breaking boring.

  102. Audacious!

  103. How much you want to bet that the Seal team waiting 16 hours for Captain Audacious to make a decision were thinking….”really, 16 hours to decide to make an attempt on this site?”

  104. Lord help me. Sport meeting. This could be record breaking boring.
    ———————————-
    I’ll give you 24 chickens if you tell them soccer is for fags.

  105. This is a moment of need for me. Don’t let me down.

  106. The best part about BIden’s remarks were that there was a 48% chance bin Laden was there. Not 48% success rate, a 52% chance Obama would look like a douche.

    What a bunch of dicks.

  107. 1)Something evil exited my lower GI tract just a bit ago. I’m extremely happy about that.
    2)Hi, Mare.

    Um, Clint, are those two things related? And if so, why do you hate me?

  108. Spring soccer is girls only you homo.

  109. Nice bus:

    http://is.gd/SZgI5B

  110. “Don’t let me down.”

    Oh, Carin, when will you learn?

  111. hahahahaha

    Oh, man, I’m glad I didn’t design that bus logo.

  112. “What a bunch of dicks.”

    I was going to say “truly,” but I think they’re pussies instead.

    Dick…Pussy, what’s the difference

  113. Not 48% success rate, a 52% chance Obama would look like a douche.

    And instead, he opted for 100% arrogant cockholster. Lucky fucking us.

  114. Spring soccer is girls only

    Why is your soccer league sexist?

  115. I read the story over at the Blaze about some group called the New Black Liberation Militia. I found their website and on their “What is” page they list their Staff of Ministers and there is one Min. Mukassa Ricks. It turns out he is also known as Mukasa “Willie” Ricks. I then found this:

    http://bhonline.org/blog/?tag=willie-mukasa-ricks (link to blog called the Black House)

    Scroll down and see the group picture to see who old Willie has his arms around. How long before the SCOAMF gets involved?

  116. I know mare. I’m a fool.

  117. Soccer fags play in the fall.

  118. Soccer fags play in the fall.

    It gives the whiney bitches who couldn’t hack cross-country something to do, right?

  119. Ohh, good one, Festus….Hope someone jumps on that one.

    By the way, who the hell is Festus?

  120. Sorry, the story on The Blaze was about this group going to do a citizens arrest of that shooter of the black teen in Florida.

  121. They’re introducing all the spring sport athletes then the athletic director is going to talk at us. Why?????

  122. Because a captive audience never stopped an attention whore from being an attention whore, car in.

  123. They should be more concerned about the black on black violence decimating the cities. Fuckers

  124. Scroll down and see the group picture to see who old Willie has his arms around.

    Heh… Cue the Race Card™.

  125. I’ve decided, in homage to our brilliant Precedent’s plans, to have half a drink this evening.

  126. It’s not as if there won’t be justice for that kid,. Two girls were snatched from their homes weeks ago in detroit- but you know- yawn.

  127. Hey, where’s that jackhole, Hotspur?

  128. Imma gonna have a drink as soon as I get home chief.

  129. Someone around me apparently had a drink before the meeting.

  130. Dick…Pussy, what’s the difference

    Hey Mare, you want to go camping?

  131. Someone around me apparently had a drink before the meeting.

    Carin, you too could have filled your sippy cup with red wine. You’re doing it wrong.

  132. Dang, Jew- you could have tipped me that a bit earlier.

  133. Dick…Pussy, what’s the difference

    This may help:
    *NSFW*
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cV_q-mVAAA

  134. Omg – so. Bored

  135. Cyn! Help.

  136. You need something stronger than 0 mgs, Carin. I’m sending this guy right over–go meet him out in the hallway! http://is.gd/dWsX64

  137. Is everybody a winner yet? Have they handed out ribbons and trophies?

  138. “Omg – so. Bored”

    I’m sorry Carin.

    But really you should have had something to drink before the meeting…it’s an amateur mistake.

  139. She needed an audacious plan.

  140. Colleague had his annual review. Apparently the maximum merit increase for our building is 1.25%, so, a pay cut, given inflation.

    Awesome. Looking forward to mine.

  141. Leon, you’re supposed to be grateful that you still have a job.

    /Age of Obama

  142. /New Normal

  143. Somehow, our stock price and P/E have been up, but we’ve gotten shit raises for 3 years now.

    Thanks, Obama!

  144. Most firms are husbanding their resources for Obama’s 2nd term. You know, when the “real” redistribution starts.

  145. Did anybody dump out a chamberpot on anybody else today?

  146. Can you watch video on your phone Car in? I found something you would like.

  147. LEON: REPORT TO ROOM 101 FOR REEDUCATION.

  148. Mare will like it too.

    4th grader first time on the big jump

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ebtGRvP3ILg

  149. Did anybody dump out a chamberpot on anybody else today?

    FINALLY!! A question I can answer.

    But not going to.

  150. Why isn’t this on teevee RIGHT NOW???!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z09bNgSeMI

  151. Because this is on TV right now.

    http://is.gd/QIypAi

  152. Apparently the maximum merit increase for our building is 1.25%, so, a pay cut, given inflation.

    We’re adjusting our labor costs so that they are more competitive with India, China, and all the illegal aliens we have in our midst.

  153. LEON: REPORT TO ROOM 101 FOR REEDUCATION.

    Will food be provided? Because I’m not going to any meetings without free food. I’m not going to eat it, I’m just going to take my share and throw it straight in the trash.

  154. We’re adjusting our labor costs so that they are more competitive with India, China, and all the illegal aliens we have in our midst.

    My job cannot be done by anyone but a legal US citizen willing to be polygraphed and have their background gone through with floss, so I’ve got that going for me.

  155. Will food be provided?
    ——————————
    SOYLENT GREEN.

  156. Oh, Scott!! That was a fantastic video!! She was terrific, a new hero.

    “I got it!”

    Bookmarked!!

  157. Why isn’t this on teevee RIGHT NOW???!!

    Now THAT’S epic.

    SOYLENT GREEN

    http://tinyurl.com/7coe2a5

  158. There’s vagina and boobs in them there links, Aggie!

  159. My job cannot be done by anyone but a legal US citizen willing to be polygraphed and have their background gone through with floss, so I’ve got that going for me.

    Pfffft. They waive requirements like that all the time. Just look at Barack “Totes For Realz Birth Certificate, Yo!” Obama.

  160. Heh, proof you looked, MJ :D

  161. But just in case….

    MY PREVIOUS LINK AT 8:34 PM IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!!

    Thank you for your time.

  162. Sent that ski jump video to my girls….inspirational.

  163. Mare! I love the ” Here goes something…I guess”

    Oh and http://i.imgur.com/spmxQ.jpg

  164. With durable goods industries, U.S. labor has a huge advantage — transportation costs. That’s why foreign companies like Honda and Toyota have assembly plants here.

    When it comes to services like housekeeping and gardening and roofing, the illegal Mexicans can easily undercut domestic labor.

    Indian helpdesk services or software programmers can undercut domestic labor because the distance and time zone are not a significant barrier to competition. Undersea fiber optic cables have made the distance irrelevant, and they’re willing to work at night.

  165. Otters were sent to this earth simply to be cute.

    I liked her comment after she finished….”just the suspense at the top…”

  166. Pfffft. They waive requirements like that all the time.

    Only for the elected. That alone kills me. That sonofabitch couldn’t pass the background check for my job, and yet has more access. I want every state to require an FBI 7-year doc check for ballot access. For everything.

  167. Presidential candidates should be required to do a 60 meter jump.

    I would love to see Obama pull the plug on that.

  168. I think the Easter Bunny is cool.

  169. “Presidential candidates should be required to do a 60 meter jump.”

    HA!….we’d be seeing urine flowing out of his ski pants.

  170. That kid on the ski jump was awesome!

  171. Indian helpdesk services or software programmers can undercut domestic labor because the distance and time zone are not a significant barrier to competition.

    Says the guy who’s never debugged code written by a foreign contractor. Indian programmers that live in the states run the gamut from shit-tastic to excellent. The ones still living in India are almost universally awful.

  172. Mare did you see the college track and field one from a year or so ago?
    Girl crashes on the first lap and then opens up a can of whoop ass.

  173. Scott, that video was adorable. You just wanna give that kid a hug for being so brave.

  174. I think the Easter Bunny is cool.

    You’re the Devil.

  175. Is it the one where after the fall she’s behind by about 330 meters and ends up winning?

    Another favorite!!

  176. Scott, that video was adorable. You just wanna give that kid a hug for being so brave.

    Yeah, it was heartbreaking when she had to shoot her dog.

  177. For MCPO

    http://tinyurl.com/s865t

  178. That’s the one Mare. I love that stuff and know that you do to.

    She didn’t fly very far but it’s got to be scary as hell looking down that ramp for the first time. She kicks ass.

  179. I can watch knee replacement surgery while eating chili and I am fine.
    I can watch the sappiest movies and I am fine.
    I don’t cry at funerals or weddings.

    The girl on the ski jump made it really dusty in here.

    What the hell is that?

  180. I was scared watching from her camera at the top of the hill. How can you not love a kid that works through their own fear? Most adults don’t do that.

  181. I last skied at her age. Too risky. Haven’t gone since.

    I’ll stick to eating raw beef and drinking moonshine.

  182. Strange,
    Phat commented at AoSHQ!
    I’ve never seen that before…

    http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=327681#c17907882

  183. “How can you not love a kid that works through their own fear?”

    Especially now.

  184. The only way that video could have been better is if the girl had said, before she took off, “Here, hold my beer.”

  185. John Engler’s on the phone with Cavuto. I miss him.

  186. “The only way that video could have been better is if the girl had said, before she took off, “Here, hold my beer.””

    She could have landed on an occupier.

  187. So, I ate a piece of steak the husband bought me and it tasted off. Can you get food poisoning from one piece of badness? A little bit of bowel cleansing or a need for an IV hookup?

    *getting nervous*

    Should I get my prostate checked?

    Inquiring minds.

  188. I understand why any team would work any deal for Payton Manning. What I can’t figure out, is at the bargain price Tebows being paid (this year, 1.92 million), (remember the revenue he brings in with jerseys alone) why not keep him?

    Even if he doesn’t fit your scheme, or you think his potential is limited, keep him for goodwill, the money, and the obvious storyline of a Manning mentor situation (even if it doesn’t pan out).

    Elway is the hero now, one good shot to Manning early in the season and Uh oh.

  189. “She could have landed on an occupier.”

    Yes!

  190. Time will tell beasn.

    I once smelled garbage while eating a chicken sandwich. Halfway through I realized the ‘garbage’ I smelled was the chicken.

    Nothing happened.

  191. Can you get food poisoning from one piece of badness?

    Bad bacteria don’t need a high population to start trying to conquer your insides, so yes.

    Now c’mon over here and I’ll check your prostate.

    *snaps rubber glove*

  192. Don’t think too much about it.

  193. Slightly funky meat is very unlikely to get you sick. Fish or avocado on the other hand, can get you sick even when they smell fine.

  194. Now c’mon over here and I’ll check your prostate.

    Okay, but be forewarned…….it is an exit, not an entrance. I clamp down like a steel trap with razor sharp teeth.

    *blinks all pretty like*

  195. Now c’mon over here and I’ll check your prostate.

    I think she needs a second opinion. You can’t be too careful about this.

    *snaps rubber glove*

  196. A healthy gut isn’t a very hospitable place.

  197. I don’t eat avocado and the only fish I eat these days is what the husband catches. I don’t think he would feed me a lepered crappies.

  198. “I once smelled garbage while eating a chicken sandwich. Halfway through I realized the ‘garbage’ I smelled was the chicken.
    Nothing happened.”

    “Smelled garbage”

    hahaha….I’d have finished the sandwich.

  199. I think she needs a second opinion

    WTF do you think I am, a muppet?

  200. >> What the hell is that?

    Age.

    >> Can you get food poisoning from one piece of badness?

    Depends on the bacteria. E. coli, Clostridium botulinum, those will kick you right in the prostate.

  201. Scott, my husband just said from his office, “that video is great, just great!” Then he said, “you obviously sent that to the girls, right?”

  202. hahaha….I’d have finished the sandwich.

    We don’t expect discriminating behavior from a whore.

  203. Husband did that with a ham sandwich on a business flight. Ate the whole thing….while thinking it tasted off.

    Spent half of his trip puking. I called the desk and made them check up on him.

  204. I clamp down like a steel trap with razor sharp teeth.

    Now, THAT is something you might want to get checked out.

  205. Not if it takes off offending fingers.

  206. “We don’t expect discriminating behavior from a whore.”

    Michael, when you use the term “whore” referring to me, I don’t get that term of endearment feeling I do when, for instance, Carin says it.

  207. Depends on the bacteria. E. coli, Clostridium botulinum, those will kick you right in the prostate.

    Oh geez.

    *breathes into bag*

  208. Oh, any kind of deli or processed meat would be another exception.

    Sickest I’ve ever been was on sliced turkey breast from a UM cafeteria.

  209. mare, just kick him in the poon.

  210. Oh geez.
    *breathes into bag*

    hahaha…..Beasnsnsns, you’re going to be fine. Don’t make yourself sick via the head.

  211. I got food poisoned from Mrs. Paul’s fish sticks, as a kid. I didn’t just eat a bite, I ate three of ‘em.

    Mom had to put all four of us and my dad on the floor in the livingroom. With buckets.

  212. Don’t make yourself sick via the head.

    I’m already sick in the head. I’m a touch germaphobe. Not totally, but enough.

  213. My husband doesn’t appreciate it when I say, “hey, would you taste this and tell me if you think its bad?”

  214. KY.

    It’s not just “Kentucky”

  215. I mean, I let Michael hug me and I didn’t run from the room screaming for some Lysol.

  216. My husband doesn’t appreciate it when I say, “hey, would you taste this and tell me if you think its bad?”

    HAHAHAHAHA

    I had Mr. Beasn try it. He agreed, it tasted off. He will usually be my lab mouse since he will eat anything, and knows I have a very sensitive gut.

  217. …..if only to make me feel better…….

    I like him.

  218. >> I didn’t run from the room screaming for some Lysol.

    That makes one of us.

    Actually, I am likely the most recent hugger of Michael in this group since he came to my dad’s memorial service on Friday.

  219. That makes one of us.

    HAHAHAHAHA

  220. My husband doesn’t appreciate it when I say, “hey, would you taste smell this and tell me if you think its bad?”

    FIFM

  221. I may have to hire Guido and Pauly if a few of my clients get any slower with their payments.

  222. What is the name of the city we can fly into (Not Detroit) The other one?

  223. My husband doesn’t appreciate it when I say, “hey, would you taste smell this and tell me if you think its bad?

    And yet you always get so upset if we share a fragrant aroma with you guys… odd, that.

  224. (he’s got the schnozz for it, might as well use it.)

  225. Flint. The Airport is Bishop Int’l Airport.

  226. I may have to hire Guido and Pauly if a few of my clients get any slower with their payments.

    If my raise is as bad I expect, I might be available.

  227. *will break knees for grass-fed beef*

  228. I’m the schnozz in this family.

    I can always tell when any family member eats out and can usually tell ‘em where….or if someone gets hugged…..or if someone unrelated has been in the house.

  229. Leon, I bet you would prefer your raise over mine. I will have to argue for fiddy cent.

  230. I had a lab that wouldn’t eat bad meat. During my single years he was my taster.

  231. okay, pig doodie…….

    g’nite hawt taters.

  232. Good night, Beasn.

  233. Leon, I bet you would prefer your raise over mine. I will have to argue for fiddy cent.

    Dangit, now I gotta do math and figure out if I’m gettin’ fiddy cent.

  234. I’m not.

  235. G’night, beasn.

  236. Unless I get the max.

  237. What is the name of the city we can fly into (Not Detroit) The other one?

    I hear they have airports in various places these days.

  238. hahahaha Thanks

  239. Glad I could help.

  240. I used to make enough that a 3% raise was a buck.

  241. Used to.

  242. Vmax, I sent you a hand-made card today!!

    I hope you like it :)

  243. Gonna be 89F here tomorrow. Get right with God, because I’m pretty sure these are the end times.

  244. Just found my old WP account info. I still have posting priviledges here? How ’bout dem apples?

    *laughs maniacally
    *looks for edit button

  245. We could parachute right into Lap. Lape.. wherever the fuck it is.

  246. Hi, Rich!!

  247. I am looking in to schooling perhaps with a new degree I might get a new job. Any suggestions?

  248. Good stuff Rich!

  249. I am likely the most recent hugger of Michael in this group

    True. I even wore a suit.

    My dog Peaches still hugs me. She doesn’t care what I smell like.

  250. Have you looked into WGU, Vmax?

    It’s the online university at which PJM enrolled. Very reasonable, and plenty of degree programs, too.

    http://www.wgu.edu/

  251. Vmax- take a pole dancing class. Lots of jobs with that.

    HI EVERYBODY!!

  252. Hi Rich!

    It’s Friday already?! Thank you, meth!!

  253. Any suggestions?

    Plastics.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSxihhBzCjk

  254. “It’s Friday already?!”

    I’m sure it’s Titty Tuesday somewhere on the internets.

  255. It’s Friday already?! Thank you, meth!!

    Cyn on drugs is my favorite!

  256. Seriously, all the projections are that skilled labor in health care is going to be in demand as the baby boom ages. Hospitals and nursing homes are facing a labor shortage already.

  257. I’m disappointed that Rich doesn’t care about MMM.

    Or the Animosity International charitable program to help Asian hotties without asses.

  258. Except that ObamaCare will eliminate those needs.

  259. Seriously, all the projections are that skilled labor in health care is going to be in demand as the baby boom ages. Hospitals and nursing homes are facing a labor shortage already.

    Alternatively, you could take contracts from GenX/Y that want their Boomer parents dead before they spend all the inheritance.

  260. Nobody tell Carin I ordered an iPad tonight.

    Verizon though Michael. Sorry.

    Nice suit by the way.

  261. I see none of you boys has emailed Leon to tell him that Asian person on MMM was a dude. Sorry you had to hear it from me.

  262. Rich, It’s Rule 5 Tuesday.

    http://theothermccain.com/2012/03/20/rule-5-tuesday-2/

  263. Not a dude. I interviewed her personally. At worst, she was a post-op.

  264. Cyn, where are you getting your meth? I’m needing it to be June within the next day or two and could use some help.

  265. Verizon though Michael. Sorry.

    You bastard!

    You are dead to me now.

  266. But of course. Thank b-rad. BRB

  267. goodnight all

  268. Um, Rich…

    http://sonofsoylentgreen.wordpress.com/2012/03/20/tuesday-tit-illation-spassfabrik-equinox-ecstasy/

    Corsets appear on Fridays there.

    What?! Don’t look at me like that; Soylent puts out some great AGW articles!

  269. PG – I got a guy that I can meet out back of a certain fast food restaurant that tends to serve a certain pizza and/or a certain taco. I’ll email you his beeper number.

  270. Too much pollen there.

  271. Yes, yes he does, Cyn….

    Lots of them ;)

  272. If only he had a shopping button for some of those, huh, Aggie :)

  273. Yes, I know. I’m a cereal lurker there too.

  274. Well, that’s a double-edged sword, Cyn.

    Because we would be totally broke. But then again, we would be stylin’!!

  275. I’m only interested in the stuff that can get June here by next week.

  276. Alrighty then. Back to paying attention to my family. Later ‘baters.

  277. G’night, Rich!

  278. SOYLENT GREEN IS BOOBIES! IT’S, BOOOOOOOBIIIIIES!

  279. Too much pollen there.

    Mom!!! Beasns has logged into Xbrad account!!

  280. I’m tired. . . Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

  281. Nah, Cyn. It was me.

    Seriously, not enough latex in that pic.

  282. I’m on the tired side too so leave the light on for me please.

  283. Ha! That might have been a weeee bit too much sharing of information Xbrad.

  284. You’re the one linking to teh nippular region.

  285. I just did some quick math and it’s cheaper for me to fly to Detroit for Lapeerpalooza than it is to drive. Thank You Obama!

  286. Yeah, but I didn’t mention any of my fetishes.

    And besides it’s always cute when a chick links to teh bewbs, or so everyone’s emailed to tell me.

  287. Driving would be cheaper if I had someone to split the gas with.

    *cough*xbrad*cough*

  288. Sorry, sugar, I can’t even afford to drive to Lex’s funeral. I’m having to hitch a ride.

  289. Meh; worth a shot.

  290. They haven’t had his services yet? Or maybe this is some kind of public one…

  291. Public funeral on the 27th, interment at a later date (private).

  292. Cyn, if you’re flying to Detroit, I can get you to Lapeer. Please try to coordinate your flight with others in the same predicament if you can.

  293. Kilt it?

  294. Thanks, Leon. I’m looking at SWA that’ll get me to DTW, but also checking out Allegiant which flies into Grand Rapids. It’s about $70 cheaper, but then of course I’ll have to rent a car and drive to Lapeer. I’ve got one more airline to check out.

  295. I’m headed to bed, so it’s dead to me.

    Dead!

  296. GR would be a teensy bit far for me. You’re also going to spend $70 in rental car gas to make the trip from there to Lapeer.

  297. >> but then of course I’ll have to rent a car and drive to Lapeer. I’ve got one more airline to check out

    Or coordinated arrivals and car sharing.

  298. You wouldn’t pick me up in GR, Leon? Slacker!

    Oooo… Dave goes from being my PlaneBuddy™ to my RoadTripBuddy™… that’s gots potential!

  299. now you’re talkin

  300. times to sleeps

  301. I would if I had to, but I’d expect favors of an unsavory nature in return.

  302. And with that pleasant thought, I’m genuinely off to bed.

  303. G’night boys. Happy and sweetly unsavory dreams.

  304. Cyn, are you saying good night to them, or are you leaving us?

  305. I think it may be both actually. As a female, I reserve my right to change my mind however.

  306. Well, as long as you’re here, fetch me a beer.

  307. Is there anything better than finding an old RedEye on the DVR, with Bill Whittle on it?

    I think not.

  308. I dunno. Cookie dough ice cream is pretty damn good.

  309. Bah, just make regular cookie dough. It’s easy.

  310. When I was pissed at my hubby this wknd, double fudge chocolate brownie was pretty good.

  311. Well, Jimmy Fallon is making fun of Tebow, so it’s time to turn off the TV.

    Nytol!

  312. Whatyamean “make” cookie dough? I don’t bake.

    Because I have a penis.

  313. ProTip: men who bake often get preferential treatment IYKWIM

  314. Would it surprise any of you to know that Justified was pretty close to magnifico tonight?

  315. OSO! Are you home dear? What was the Bald Head Scale Rating of crappy roads to grumpy husbands?

  316. Tell me every last detail of tonight’s Justified, CB, and then whirl me around the dance floor so my skirt spins all pretty, if you please.

  317. Cynabuns, I’ll put stuff in the oven, but mixing stuff? No.

  318. Cyn, could I just whirl you around until your skirt flies up and then we’ll see what happens after that?

  319. Besides, Cyn, if I give any real spoilers, XB gets all in a wad.

  320. Precisely.

    :twisted:

    And with that, I’m out. Sweet Dreams.

  321. Goodnight, Cyn and all.

  322. Anyone still about?

  323. I am!

  324. Hey, my new favorite fake internet friend! How goes stuff?

  325. XD Stuff goes okay. I’m working my way up to drawing something, probably my resume.

    Other than that, work still sucks and viking is still oblivious. Same old, same old.

    What’s up witchoo?

  326. Oh, y’know. Trying to get divorced and stay friendly. Today, we played the, “Let’s make divorced budgets game!”, which is about as fun as it sounds. But. If all goes well, I get to move out in a few months, which … will really, really help me out.

  327. Eesh… that does not sound like fun.

    I have yet to be in a relationship that even got close to serious though so… I have very little insight into this ><

  328. Hello ladies.

  329. Well, I may be bitter and jaded, but I’d stay away from getting married. ;)

    STALKER! *tacklehugs. puts Kool Aid on windowsill. adds blanket ’cause it’s fucking cold*

  330. Stupid gravatar. Why aren’t you updating my avatard?

  331. Hi Sean! *hugs*

    Also, I dunno Sky, we’ll see. As it is I have my sights on a guy that it’s really unrealistic to be going after.

    But he’s awesome.
    But it’s such a bad idea.
    But he’s awesome.

    D:

  332. *gulps Kool Aid*

    Thanks, Ember! Sorry to hear that you’re going through some shit.

  333. Hey, Revvs. Still pining for your Okie?

  334. Also, have some dangerous pretties:

    http://night-everclear.deviantart.com/art/Mako-291330732?q=gallery%3Anight-everclear%2F10999458&qo=0

    Apropos of nothing, natch.

  335. Yes Sean. I’m an idiot that way.

  336. Eh. Everything works out in the end, Stalker. I’d rather be miserable now while we’re figuring this out and happy in six months when I’m not trapped in this relationship any more. :) Plus, it means I can totally flirt with my Hostage guys more often!

  337. I’m not allowed to even think about trying to get into a relationship until the end of this year. Seriously, I signed a contract stipulating that and everything.

  338. I totally want to be single. I’ve never been single in my entire adult life. I’m really looking forward to it.

  339. I’ve been single for… the majority of my adult life, short though that has been so far.

  340. On a completely unrelated topic, actual license plate I saw on my way home tonight: JAGRBMB.

    That guy’s gonna want to rethink that if he ever gets pulled over for a DUI.

  341. Well. One year of singlehood in my 20’s will suit me fine. ;) Then I turn the dreaded 30.

  342. I’m only 22 >.>;

    I’m teh baby of the site!

  343. Dude, who puts JAGRBMB on their vanity plate? I mean, really! And, shit, Revv, I used to be the baby when I first started hanging around these jackholes. Glad to not be any more. ;)

  344. ^^; the really funny part is I first started hanging out with this gang when I was like… 18.

    YEP, guess I can kiss any hopes of normalcy goodbye.

  345. Oh, like any of us were normal before we got here…

  346. Normalcy is so, so, so overrated. If you want to be normal, go fuck a tree or whatever it is Occupy is doing these days.

  347. Wait, Occupy is normal?

    … well fuck that then.

  348. I live in a fairly liberal city. ;)

  349. XD I’ve told you, I live in Suburban CT.

  350. Could be worse for both of us: we could live in Cali.

  351. *sigh*

  352. This is true.

    … though Cali is slightly closer to OK… hmmmm….

  353. When are we gunna have a west coast meat-up, Stalker?

  354. Damn good ? Ember

  355. Any time you’re in SoCal, Ember. I don’t have a very wide travel radius.

  356. Okay, I swear I’m going to stop playing flash games and do something productive any minute now!

    … really…

  357. why?

  358. Cause I’ve been woefully unproductive the last week or so

  359. Shit. I got distracted. *pokes blog with stick*

  360. Translated to “I’ve been having loads of fun lately” YW

  361. Translated to “I’ve had way too much cotton candy vodka”.

  362. Sorry, I checked out for a while, too. And now it’s time for bed.

    Derp.

  363. Night, Stalker!

  364. Wodka

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBz7ldS8eok

  365. I should probably get to bed, too. :) Night, Hostagefolks!

  366. Occupy Airport.

    I’ve been up since 3AM and I’m not in a good mood. This is my ‘don’t sit next to me on an airplane’ face:

    http://tinyurl.com/7jmbcjg

  367. wakey wakey

  368. You need something stronger than 0 mgs, Carin. I’m sending this guy right over–go meet him out in the hallway! http://is.gd/dWsX64

    Dangit. I saw him him in the lobby on the way out . too late.

  369. Sky, if you ever catch up on threads, I’m sorry to hear that your marriage is dissolving. I’ve been through it (I was even the one who filed) and it sucks, even if it’s the best thing in the end for everyone.

    Be prepared to doubt your own judgment for the next 6-12 months. I occasionally found myself unable to buy groceries. And no matter how great the temptation, do NOT date in that same timespan. Regret will follow.

  370. And that’s how you kill a thread.

  371. Gimme a few minutes, and we shall have HHD.

  372. “Be prepared to doubt your own judgment for the next 6-12 months. I occasionally found myself unable to buy groceries. And no matter how great the temptation, do NOT date in that same timespan. Regret will follow.”

    Words of wisdom.

  373. I dated between marriages. I regret some of it, not all of it. That which I regret was simply too soon.

  374. Eh, Leon. I hate thinking about the people I saw after my ex, but realistically, dating the wrong people is instructive. That led me to improve my judgement.

    We are not born complete with all our life experiences and knowledge of who is good for us, and who isn’t.

    We have to build our knowledge base by living through some crap.

  375. *looks out window*

    Aww. The cardinals are paired up.

    Adorable.

  376. Oh, I don’t doubt that dating the wrong people can be instructive.

    Sometimes, however, it’s also expensive, and that’s not okay.

  377. New poat!

  378. Normal is just a setting on a washing machine.

    sorry that’s all I got.


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