If you aren’t excited that it’s Monday, well, sucks to be you, doesn’t it?
Because let me tell you, Monday is awesome. The week begins again, and we all have a chance to start over. To show up on time, and sober! A chance to get your 40 hours in for real this week, and not just fudge your timesheet and hope no one checks. That’s what Monday is all about, people, an opportunity to seize opportunities. Oh hell yeah, it’s Monday, and that’s f*cking fantastic if you ask me.
If you can face yourself, you can face Monday.
Car in was nice enough to take a pic for us for this week’s post. Applause, please.
As ever, I’ll throw in the usual reminder to be flexible. If you can change your win condition, you can always win.
Look east, and see the bright yellow moon rising on a new day. Yep, I said moon.
I think this post needs more butts. And special effects.
Now, for something artistic. Anyone know where you’d get a wifebeater leotard? It’s a headscratcher for me.
To revive an old meme, I don’t know what any of this means, so here’s a bunny with a claymore.
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Top ten, once again. I think I’ve found what I’m really good at in life.
I agree, Leon. You have found your calling.
I can find nothing to complain about.
That makes this a fail, Leon.
That girl in the first pic looks like she could rip my dick off with her vagina. It’s scary.
It’s a shame there’s no way to get paid for this.
Best thing about DST? Monday got here an hour sooner!
Okay, even I can’t tell a lie that big. DST sucks ass, I hate it, I want it gone.
You get paid in likes and up thumbs, and the occasional link.
*signs Leon up for grass fed food stamps*
I can find nothing to complain about.
You aren’t mad that I put that pic in that you emailed me?
Retired Geezer sent me a link about MRSA that makes me want to lose my mind.
http://apartmentprepper.com/?p=4190
Happy Monday.
ha. I wish.
I find it hard to believe that our cA R in would write “Chive” on her mirror in lipstick. If it said “Pupster” it would be more believable.
DST – well, I’m off time. I had started waking up every day around 5:45, which was ok on weekdays, but a tad early for the weekends. Today, though I slept into 7:30 (which my internal clock said was 6:30).
I’m all messed up.
There is a lot going on in this gif. It just may be my new favoritist evah.
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/police-squad.gif
So, I drive south to meet my mil … I tell her to get off on exit 41. I left before her – so I’m a bit closer to her house than mine.
I was in Ann Arbor, she was in Lincoln Park (a burb of Detroit). ARGH.
23 goes from her house in Ohio to Flint. She took 75 (needs to take a freeway to GET to 75) which goes from Toledo to Detroit, then swings up toward the middle of the state and meets 23 at Flint.
Oy, this is too confusing. but it’s just idiotic that she took 75 and she NEVER comes to our house that way. That’s how she traveled to our OLD house.
It’s at least 30 min longer. Plus – you go through Detroit.
I’m out of whack too. If I were up at this time last week and drinking my second up of coffee, I’d be admirably on time for work.
Now? I might make it in at 930. I can’t actually be “late”, but that’s still later than I wanted to be.
Work time.
You were in Ann Arbor?
Hmmmm….
*gets out Kill First List*
*gets out eraser*
Well, this is a fine how do you do.
btw, I effin love DST – it ain’t dark when I get home so I get to start riding my bike again after work!
Events:
Peninsular War: A day after a successful rear guard action, French Marshal Michel Ney once again successfully delayed the pursuing Anglo-Portuguese force at the Battle of Redinha.
The Girl Guides (later renamed the Girl Scouts of the USA) are founded in the United States.
Mahatma Gandhi leads a 200-mile march, known as the Salt March, to the sea in defiance of British opposition, to protest the British monopoly on salt.
The Truman Doctrine is proclaimed to help stem the spread of Communism.
Births:
Anne Hyde, wife of James II of England
Richard Steele, Irish writer and politician
Charles Boycott, British land agent
Nikolaos Georgantas, Greek discus thrower
Þórbergur Þórðarson, Icelandic author
Win Tin, Burmese journalist
Barbara Feldon, American actress and model
M.A. Numminen, Finnish singer and writer
Mitt Romney, American politician, 70th governor of Massachusetts
Natalia Kuchinskaya, Soviet gymnast”
Joseph Facal, Canadian politician
Darryl Strawberry, American baseball player
Tony Eveready, American adult film actor
Todd Rock, American state legislator
Masuimi Max, American model
Deaths:
Pope Innocent I
Emperor Go-Kogon of Japan
Shah Rukh, ruler of Persia and Transoxonia
William James Blacklock, British landscape painter
Too late for Newt? Or impeccable timing?
http://politics.blogs.foxnews.com/2012/03/11/exclusive-gingrich-perry-pre-convention-ticket-works
You were in Ann Arbor?
Hmmmm….
Yea, I was sitting in the BP at exit 41 off of 23. You wanted to meet me for coffee?
lol
Hahahahahaha
You used my clothes pin.
“clothes pin”?
Oops. Stupid iPad left me on the previous thread. I’m at the airport, which is always fun.
Men should not wear any shirt with rhinestones or anything sparkly. Its just kind of weird.
That’s horrible. You shouldn’t use that awful devise.
Mail it to me.
Hahaha.
I’ll trade you the iPad for the chickens.
I’ll trade you the iPad for the chickens.
for pets, or stew?
You used my clothes pin.
ayup.
Thanks for that.
“clothes pin”?
Wiser’s Romney link above. Laura used that image in a post she did at Ace’s over the weekend.
Bless you Leon…..
for pets, or stew?
————
Pets. Rhonda and I have 10 acres of land in central Illinois and we talked about having some animals. She couldn’t kill them, but she’d use the eggs or milk.
#2 lass has a perfect ass.
Was travel always so….gross? I vaguely remember getting dressed up with my grandparents to fly.
My chickens don’t really like being milked. Maybe Rhonda would have better luck with them?
Please mail your iPad asap. You can pick up the chickens whenever.
Milking the chickens is really good for them. It gives them a healthy glow.
Actually she wants a goat. Milk to make cheese.
Isn’t that what Peej wanted?
I’m not a big fan of goat cheese.
I’d love some goats merely to clear the brush though.
Was travel always so….gross?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pick out the hottest chick in the waiting area. Take a good look, you won’t see her again until deplaning.
Now pick out the two fattest, smelliest and most obnoxious slobs in the waiting area. OR, the screamiest infant.
Those are your seat mates.
ha ha ha …
Me seated on the airplane waiting to see who will sit next to me:
“Please, Lord, no….Please, Lord, no…Please, Lord, no…….I’m begging please, no….
What I hear when I’m walking down the plane’s aisle:
“Please, Lord, no….Please, Lord, no…Please, Lord, no…….I’m begging please, no….
Those are your seat mates.
So true. I’ve earned millions of frequent flyer miles, and never once sat next to a hot chick.
This can’t be a coincidence. I think the airlines have conspired against me.
I’ll bet they have some special code for me in the reservation software.
RP supporters are starting to remind me a lot of Baghdad Bob
My wife always used to get upgraded. Then she met me.
>> “Please, Lord, no….Please, Lord, no…Please, Lord, no…….I’m begging please, no….
I’ve seen this look of fear.
Awesome, John over at VS will be at breitbart now
http://www.verumserum.com/?p=39207
We love watching the “please, Lord, no” people on the plane. Their expressions when they get the 400lb Samoan or screaming toddler are classic.
“Device”
This post will provide several days worth of header pics.
Well done.
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2012/03/12/load-heat-bianca-beauchamp/
Yeah, I forgot to mention that sometimes I’m the fattest, smelliest most obnoxious guy in the waiting area.
*sits next to Mare*
*takes over armrest*
*opens can of pickled herring*
“You want a hit of this?”
Good Morning peepers, and right off the bat: most excellent work Leon. Other than ballet-slipper-flex-FREAK-girl, they all appear hawt and are probably friendly.
Guy on the radio is recommending that instead of checking your luggage … you should ship it. It’s a bit more, but they will NOT lose it, and you get door-to-door service and don’t want to wait before or afterwards. Carry on with essentials, but fed-ex the rest.
Female travelers wearing what appear to be pajama bottoms is a trend I see a lot. Knowing that many of you travel a lot, I know you’ve seen them.
Fat, hairy, gross men wearing tank tops….KNOCK IT OFF!!! I don’t want to touch your gross skin….you are disgusting.
Southwest has been awesome to fly with, 2 “checked bags and 2 carry ons” are included with ticket price. No assigned seating, but if you check in online 24.1 hours in advance you can usually be in the first group of 60.
United, American, Delta, not so much awesome.
*puts on warm-up jacket*
I’ve heard that ship your luggage idea before: if I flew anything other than Southwest, I’d be on it.
It also really helps get a row to yourself on SW if you eat a can of pickled herring, wearing a tank top, and muttering to yourself in the waiting area while pacing back and forth.
Fat, hairy, gross men wearing tank tops….KNOCK IT OFF!!! I don’t want to touch your gross skin….you are disgusting.
Huh. Turns out mare has met a Hostage.
Sorry ’bout that.
I’m betting you’re not gross, pupster. Though covering up your tank top is a good idea.
Tank tops on dudes are not the most attractive.
Or jaunty hats that match the high heels.
I don’t want to touch your gross skin….you are disgusting.
Oh, but they want to touch yours. Oh yes.
{{shudders}}
{{shudders}}
Uh huh.
I’ll bet they have some special code for me in the reservation software.
Does the lower right corner of your boarding pass always have PRV printed on it?
Long, boring story (but that never stopped me before), I had interviewed and received the news the day before that I had been hired at an excellent school for a plumb job in the fall. The guy next to me on the plane was describing a job he interviewed for and was waiting to hear if he had been hired.
It was the same job…he just hadn’t been notified he didn’t get the job. I was enjoying his blathering on about how great a job it was and how super qualified he was and how well he did in the interview. Why? Because the guy was a complete asshole douche. Never told him I had the job.
True story.
Well, looks like we don’t owe the feds money this year. F*ckers.
Well, I don’t mean to be gross, but I’m a nervous flier, so I give off that same smell that your dogs do when you stuff them in the travel carrier to go to vets.
They don’t make the barf bags the right size and shape to pant into, either, so…yeah, bring a towel.
Poor pups.
*skritches pupster behind the ears*
Pupster, do you have a cocktail or two before the flight?
this woman is part of the firm that represents Sandra Fluke.
You want free contraception, Sandy? Here ya go. Just tape this to the back of your head.
http://tinyurl.com/7xjqs7r
but I’m a nervous flier
Why? It’s not like you have any control over the situation.
Just sit back and enjoy the ride, buddy.
And besides, we all gotta die someday.
HAHAHA…Wiser!
Say whatever you want about Rush but he’s right about feminists, they are feminists because they’re ugly and don’t have other means to be part of the conversation.
Where’s that whore Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/6q742zj
Hey, Wiser, if you have a second would you do me a favor?
Would you go to Ace’s, read the National Anthem open thread from comment 54 (mine) and explain to me what the “romneybot” comments mean? I don’t get it.
They are feminists because they hate what it is that makes them a woman. The internal becomes external and drives men off, ’cause it ain’t like men wouldn’t it ugly.
Ahhh, xbrad, that kitty looks exactly like mine. (your whore mouths, shut them)
it = hit
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor
comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now you
probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the
freeway. You’re going to be ok, you’ll walk again and everything, but
your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn’t find it.”
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, “You have $9000 in insurance
compensation coming, and we now have the technology to build a new
penis. They work great, but they don’t come cheap. It’s roughly $1000
an inch.” The man perks up.
“So,” the doctor says, “You must decide how many inches you want. But
I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this
is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five
incher before and get a nine incher now, she might be a bit put out.
If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a
five incher now, she might be disappointed. It’s important that she
plays a role in helping you make a decision.”
The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day, “So, have you spoken with your wife?”
“Yes, I have,” says the man.
“And has she helped you make a decision?”
“Yes” says the man.
“And what was your decision?”
“We’re getting granite countertops.”
beasn I built a website for people like your family members that get all libtarded on facebook http://facebookpundits.com
“We’re getting granite countertops.”
HAHAHAHAHA
After 30 years, who needs a schvantz.
Count, brewfan may need that.
*snickers*
I hate granite countertops.
*snickers*
HA!
http://tinyurl.com/77x3wej
Most excellent links today, Wiser!
Am I the only one who still laughs at feldspar?
Wiser, never mind!
No, Cyn, I mentioned feldspar the other day!
Your Chive links make me laugh Mare; they are obviously part Hostage over there.
“Me seated on the airplane waiting to see who will sit next to me:
“Please, Lord, no….Please, Lord, no…Please, Lord, no…….I’m begging please, no….”
I have a friend who is large, like 350, 6’5″. He loves to go down the aisle on the plane and act like he’s getting into a seat, just to watch the looks of horror on people’s faces.
So I’m just shooting this out there…
When Murtha falsely accused the Marines of slaughtering civilians in Haditha, somehow that was an indictment of the Bush military.
Now that an actual slaughter of civilians has occurred (as horrific as it was) is that an indictment of Obama?
I’m just asking.
Hotspur that’s racist talk
No, Hotspur. The guy is a SSG, so he probably joined when Bush was President.
Ergo…
Tank tops on dudes are not the most attractive.
Or jaunty hats that match the high heels.
*sadly puts jaunty hats in the trash*
A nut goes crazy…much like the psycho who shot Giffords. I still think her husband is the height of douche for ripping on Palin for not calling his wife…….Ah, why, dumb ass?
Murtha
*spits*
What a scum he was, rotting in hell I hope.
Xbrad, at the Daily Mail they call the shooter a SEAL Sargent. Is that correct?
douche dad lives here and his daughter runs with ours. He’s pimping his book hard around here. Has it all the check out stands at grocery stores “signed edition”
There are no Sergeants in the SEALs.
Word I’m getting is that he was a soldier from Ft. Lewis, WA (technically, Joint Base Lewis-McChord) and I’ve heard he was supporting special operations forces, to include Special Forces and SEALs.
Which would be interesting, as most of the supporting forces for them are NOT combat arms troops, but intel and logistical guys.
Thanks!
Of course, that doesn’t mean he wasn’t combat arms. We’ll just have to wait and see. But I can assure you he wasn’t a SEAL Sergeant.
“Which would be interesting, as most of the supporting forces for them are NOT combat arms troops, but intel and logistical guys.”
Fill that in for me, brad. Why was he in a position to go house to house? Was he generally a language guy who was used for intel that way?
I have no idea, Mare.
But as the ability to go from house to house, it sounds like he just left the base, and walked to the nearest village. Who in the village would stop him?
I don’t know crap about crap and don’t even know what questions to ask. Just thought it was strange they were describing him as:
http://tinyurl.com/8496po6
*warning…..graphic pics
Gotcha, xbrad.
Count, by douche dad who are you to? There are so many.
Mare, Gifford’s hubby.
Ah, I meant “referring to.”
Oh, that jackass.
No wonder he was shooting his mouth off, he wanted pr for the book……mega douche.
It’s just really such a horrible story for everyone. The families. Everyone. His family back home, the soldiers serving with him.
Trivia fact:
The dog in Mad Max 2 (Road Warrior – linked in wiser’s linkfest above) was simply called “Dog”. It was adopted from a local pound, and trained for the movie. He was adopted by a cameraman after the film was complete.
This was the movie that introduced me to this breed of dog.
And then I found $20.
And for the record, I think the last “lady” at the start is really a guy.
That last pick is a guy.
Arways rook
eyeadams-apple, Daniel-son.http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/wacist.gif
Now see, if I were in ‘shape’, I’d resemble the last guy minus an ‘apple’.
*eats another thin mint*
Just got back from playing 9 holes. It is gorgeous out there!
*giggles at Pupster’s GIF and palms him a few tranquilizers for his next plane ride*
Just got the photo book I ordered in the mail – apparently some of the pages that looked “white” online had subtle designs on them. But only on SOME of them.
Oh, well – live and learn…..
It is gorgeous out there!
It is here too, M’Chief. We’re looking at 80-degrees today!
Bikini weather already. Ugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzN0mMx-sJg&feature=related
I just saw Jazz over at the comments of Don Suber’s joint.
Should I go grab him and drag him home?
I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half- burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a “Remember 9-11″ slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.
The light changed, the Muslims praised Allah, shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me. Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection & ran directly over their car, crushing it completely, killing everyone in the car.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, “Man… that could have been me!”
So today; bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
*likes Wiser’s comment*
Wiser – You so funneh!
*up-twinkles Car In’s like
Wiser – You so funneh!
Yeah, but looks aren’t everything, yannow…..
Wiser – You gonna be able to make the Lapeer meat-up?
Michael?
http://tinyurl.com/7eyssc8
Wiser – You gonna be able to make the Lapeer meat-up?
*shakes magic 8-ball
“Ask again later”
And Wiser wonders why everybody hates him . . .
And Wiser wonders why everybody hates him . . .
Who said that? I never said that.
OK, that was unfair.
Wiser knows full well why everybody hates him.
My bad.
Wiser – Do your best. I’ll see if I can find a sixpak of Corona in my budget.
Maybe we could take up a collection.
#4, yellow shorts, scares me.
Good Afternoon.
Happy Daylight Savings Time!
Another gorgeous day, but this time it will still be light out when I get home and I can play in the dirt a little more.
*double fingerguns/ wink combo, with a swirl*
Maybe we could take up a collection.
Good idea. You can count on me for . . .
*checks pockets for change*
. . . all I have is a USS Nimitz challenge coin I got somewhere.
“Should I go grab him and drag him home?”
Yes. And spank his ass for being out so late.
#4, yellow shorts, scares me.
Yes. Walnut cracker.
Pepe, I think Leon puts one dude in the lineup every week. Pretty sure Yellow Shorts has the shwanz.
#4, yellow shorts, scares me.
I feel the same way about #5 with the chain.
I think she intends to subdue and restrain me and make me submit to her filthy lust. My resistance will be token.
…a swirl*
*low, long whistle*
Faaaancy
STOP TANNING
http://is.gd/fUXdYI
http://is.gd/fUXdYI
MONSTERS!!!!!!!
Wiser, please ban Lara.
TY
I have Zeke pictures, I will upload them after this load of laundry
Hey, I love Leon like the rest of you, but Mr. Yellow Shorts and Mr. Neon is fun at the Gay Bar!, are probably not women and if they are…..yikes.
“I will upload them after this load of laundry”
Dust too, Vman, don’t forget to dust!
Also, what’s for dinner?
Y-o-o-u light up my l-i-f-e!!
*dispatches flying monkeys to shit on Hotspur’s car from a great height*
You should probably order some new wiper blades, man.
Actually, laura, I think tanning is not their biggest problem.
So apparently I didn’t make the email list for the lapeeralooza.
But I’m not bitter or anything. Really.
Y-o-o-u light up my l-i-f-e!!
**goes on desperate search through youtube to get rid of that earworm!
There.
http://youtu.be/DKxZY0DIxIk
So apparently I didn’t make the email list for the lapeeralooza.
We thought your email was lawbitch@faggatronic.com
If you’ve changed it, just let Cartin know.
*emails Roamy a pound of cooked applewood smoked bacon*
*fires up Iron Dome Defense System™*
Isn’t that Michael’s email addy? Huh.
Send Carin your email, ya big baby!
Isn’t that Michael’s email addy? Huh.
My bad.
*hits reply all on every message, adds BiW.
You’re welcome!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uzh5TiYEDE
*hits reply all on every message, adds BiW.
Well, that’ll keep you occupied for the next 3 months.
Carin is in touch with the universe.
http://www.gocomics.com/overthehedge/2012/03/10
ACK. how did that happen ? crap.
*goes to check list again.
*hits reply all on every message, adds BiW.
*checks email, finds it emptier than Obama’s campaign promises*
Ok, fixt.
You really want all that sent ? lol. Lemme see if I can find a long one with everything on it.
The guys at Verum Serum closing up shop, going to work for breitbart.com.
Also, WTH is wrong with Shepard Smith? He looks terrible.
The light this morning was great and I wanted to get a good shot of Zekes feathers he was not a cooperative model.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/6830340010/
BiW is coming to Lapeerpalooza?
*makes critical changes to chicken cannon*
BiW has been added to the Lapeerpalooza Master-blaster list.
BiW is coming to Lapeerpalooza?
Does this mean the skinny dipping in the lake is cancelled?
*some quick calculations*
Hmmm.
Carin, how much would you say your chickens weigh, on average?
Backlit feathers
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/6830922890/in/photostream/
Carin, there’s gotta be close to 40 names that are not on the Lapeerpalooza email daisychain… that many people have already said ‘NFW’?
Carin, how much would you say your chickens weigh, on average?
Imagine me, making this face ————————->
Sitting pretty
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/6976472669/in/photostream/
I only got a few NFW reply. I got non-replies from many and I interpreted those and NFW or similar. ANyway, that’s why I like to mentioned it here every so often, so if anyone wants to be added they can pipe up about it.
Everyone on the list replied that they were interested, so I made a new list.
Whoever isn’t coming can kiss my ass.
Identify the L-O-S-E-R-S!!!
Naaww, baby, it’s all about the Lapeerpalooza Marketing Solutions™!!
You keep everyone’s name on the email list until you receive the Temporary Restraining Order… then, and only then, can you *really* be sure that they don’t want the email updates. I mean, Rosetta is a perfect example of that, right? Besides, who doesn’t love receiving 721 emails from their friends!
Proboards.com or yahoo groups.
Send mass notification emails, people can sign up to receive the emails or just watch/ join the discussion on the board.
Besides, who doesn’t love receiving 721 emails from their friends!
If I can receive 100 eamils a day from Twitcherface about people retwitching my twitches or replying to them about how stupid/hateful/mean or awful my twitches are, I can handle a few email about whether there is enough ghetto beer for Hotspurt, towels for DiT, or a Rascal charging station for the Chief.
Also, my fingers seem determined to be dyslexic and get the letters scambled up in at least one word I type in ecah comment, so I have that going for me.
Good times, good times.
Closeup
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/6976476035/in/photostream/
That Probaords dealie worked great for CT, Laura. Kudos.
Nice pics, vmax!
Very nice photos, vmax. Our good friend lost her old man Golden late last year – he was a beautiful guy in his youth (although a bit of a butthead with other dogs).
We rented our facility out to a flyball competition this weekend – I have NEVER heard such barking madness as that before.
http://i.imgur.com/M6zLW.jpg
Army’s blowing the shit outta something today. WHUMP.
(wish I could watch)
Rosetta finally buys an iPod.
http://tinyurl.com/6sp77sd
Army’s blowing the shit outta something today. WHUMP.
I remember those days at Ft Sill, when artillery practice got going.
When the rockets got going, it was really fun!
Flyball is particularly noisy but fun to watch.
When I lived in Vilseck, Germany, on the backside of the Grafenwohr range complex, there was the sound of exploding artillery every. damn. night. Got a little tiresome.
xBrad – Artillery rules!
“We thought your email was lawbitch@faggatronic.com”
hahahahaha…..An oldie but goodie!
First song I ever learned to sing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJybwgtR970
heh, Carbonite ad on Ace’s front page.
MCPO, my Dad would have all of us singing that too. Great memories of hiking in the gulch.
Identify the L-O-S-E-R-S!!!
*ducks head, raises hand*
Mare – My old Dad was in the Field Artillery for 36 years and 2 wars.
MCPO, my graduation from the Basic Non-Commissioned Officers Course was contingent upon memorizing the lyrics of that (well, slightly different lyrics, for the Army Song).
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0g09lpJNJ1qik2lko1_500.png
The robocalls…make it STOP!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyHx-dPz2RA&feature=related
Scott- Nice sweater meat!
Sigh…my Lapeerpalooza plans keep changing. Now there’s a clusterfuck over at Madigan that the chain of command is kindly requesting Hubby help investigate.
*curses like a sailor*
And hello everybody!!
MCPO, when did your dad serve? My pa was artillery in Korea.
Scott!
*airmails Hallmark “you kick all kinds of ass” card and a piece of kibble from the ferrets*
Aggie,
EVERY story on the Afg shooting refers to “The soldier from; Troubled base JLBM”, or as Stars and Stripes calls it “The base on the brink.”
Of course, Madigan deciding not to diagnose anyone with PTSD, just redeploy them instead, is not turning out real well…
oooooh, matching turtlenecks….soooo cute.
Bad policy all around, ChrisP.
How the fuck they expect Hubby to help investigate is beyond me. I think they forgot he was on a different assignment.
He can commute back and forth to Sinai, Aggie.
JLBM s/b JBLM *dyslexic*
“Joint Base Lewis McChord”
He can commute back and forth to Sinai, Aggie.
He would if Bianca were at Madigan
Aggie, probably the same people that wrote me up for some scrap metal being a fire hazard.
Anybody else having trouble finding the dead mouse in their shop? Man it stinks.
probably the same people that wrote me up for some scrap metal being a fire hazard.
There are no words…. none.
What up douche nuggets?
Impotent Unnews Bulletin: A 4×4 area of Son #1′s bedroom has been freed of clothing and paper debris!
My gawd… do you realize… I could vacuum that spot right now if I wanted.
Guy just emailed me to say he can’t make Lapeerpalooza either.
Let the shunning begin.
SoHoS!!!
Carin – Me, you & my iPAD.
We should prolly start a Wall of Shun over on the sidebar, you think?
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Howdy SooHoot!
My hips are still fukksized. Every time I think they’re okay, I go lift and then I get sore again. I have to take more time off, which is going to suck.
Tonight’s dinner is steamed broccoli.
We should prolly start a Wall of Shun over on the sidebar, you think?
OMG, SQUUEEELLLL. You come up with the best ideas Cynnamon!
My dad had us singing the Army Air Corps song when I was about three and my brother was five. Then my Uncle George came along and taught us Anchor’s Aweigh.
Not to be outdone, my Uncle Don taught us the Marines’ Hymn.
We could sing them all.
Cyn, your son makes me feel tidy. You could always see my floor as a kid.
“Anybody else having trouble finding the dead mouse in their shop?”
Do you have a dog?
Tonight’s dinner will consist of leftover super spicy hot General Tsao’s Chicken from last night.
(My asshole just winced.)
Cleaning is not one of my fortes, and to be honest I’d rather spend that time with the boys or here, but his room has gotten WAY out of control.
So who is going?
I’m planning on going.
I am going. Herself has decided not to come (more time with the grand baby).
Planning on going is different than going.
I’m going. Carin paid me.
Check’s in the mail.
In like flynn.
HotSpurt – Should I swing by Ann Arbor to pick you up?
Anybody else having trouble finding the dead mouse in their shop?
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Download moar deadmou5.
Once I’ve bought my tickets, it will be official.
In like Flint hahahah get it?
That would be cool, MCPO. You bringing your offspring?
I’m planning on going.
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Me too.
I priced air fare to Flint and it’s about $100 more. Bastages.
*cues up deadmau5 station on Pandora*
Hahahahaha
We always have dead mouse.
MJ, did you survive Fat Lady?
We can get tickets to Flint for 133.00 one way. Coming back is twice that
We might fly in one way and fly out another…
Hotspur – He’ll be a brand new Daddy, so I doubt he’ll get a kitchen pass.
Are there t.v.’s in Flint Michigan?
Where are you MJ? Any mini-meats planned? Oh, and so glad you didn’t die in a fiery crash.
Don’t go to Flint, Cyn. You have to get a car anyway. DTW to Carin’s is probably an hour and twenty max.
MJ, did you survive Fat Lady?
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I actually sat next to a very nice older man that is batshit crazy. He’s an artist that creates paintings with fireworks. He also makes self portraits by painting his face then pulling out his facial hair to create the beard.
For real.
Coming back is twice that
“Relax, ” said the night man,
“We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! “
Are there crocodiles in Flint, Michigan?
I’m pretty sure if I don’t come Carin will come kick my ass.
Unless something bad happens we will be there.
Can’t we take a cab ride from Flint airport to Carin’s? She said 20 minutes?
I’m in Boston. No meat ups because I have to work a ton. Meetings, then email and catch up at night.
Hahahaha
MJ, dude, I think I’d have preferred the Fat Lady to some old hippy with spittle flying out of his mouth.
Scott! Did you really mean “we”?! Squeeeeeee!
I just yelled WooHOo when I read “We”
I should have lots of room MCPO, let me know if you want anything transported that way.
Why are artists crazy?
http://www.mrinspiration.net/
http://suncoastpasco.tbo.com/content/2009/jun/26/270000/pg-a-study-in-stubble/
http://www.facebook.com/people/Otok-Ben-Hvar/669182131
He gave mea card and a flyer for his show in Boston.
Sohos, I don’t have a car big enough to fit you two or I’d give you a ride.
Wait….
Did that come out okay?
MJ, dude, I think I’d have preferred the Fat Lady to some old hippy with spittle flying out of his mouth.
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He was really interesting. He had on a suit, an American flag tie, and a USA lapel pin.
I can pick people up from Flint. AND, I’ve heard that it’s one of those airports that’s really easy to get into, out of.
It’s a small airport. Less hassle.
News you can use.
hahahaha Hotspur I am a lot smaller than the last time you saw me
We? Please confirm?
Unless something bad happens we will be there.
It’s the chicken cannon. Neither scott nor Lauraw want to miss that.
If you haven’t read Enders Game, you might like it Car in. I started it this morning.
I was thinking I’d drive back to Ann Arbor then back next morning. Then I thought about the potential for DUI, and thought this might not be a good plan. Then I thought about fiery crashes and innocent bystanders…
On second thought, Chief. Think I’ll pass.
I’m getting ready to vote tomorrow, and Rick Perry is still on the ballot. I’m trying to decide whether to keep ‘em or pick one of the guys still running.
Also, Parker Griffith is nuttier than squirrel shit.
Who was it today that asked about Sheppard Smith? I’ve been saying for a long time, to Count, that it might be Cancer
Make your vote count, Roamy.
I’ve been thinking too that Shep’s been going downhill, at least for the last year from what I’ve seen.
Also, Parker Griffith is nuttier than squirrel shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7W3gd7gJUw
If you’re a Catholic, and a Madeleine Stowe fan, The Proposition is a good movie.
(You may resume your regularly scheduled dick assery now.)
Does Maddy Stowe get propositioned?
I can pick people up from Flint. AND, I’ve heard that it’s one of those airports that’s really easy to get into, out of.
Yup, which is a nice contrast from Detroit Metro, which is like a roach motel…you can get in, but you can never get out.
No, she does not.
The Proposition is a great movie. Used to be in the top 10
Tornado watch for all neighboring counties. Including Hotspur’s.
And she does not proposition anyone.
“(You may resume your regularly scheduled dick assery now.)”
hahahahah….Hotspur made me LOL twice today….a new record.
Ender’s Game is a great book. Made for a younger audience, but very well written.
Can’t we take a cab ride from Flint airport to Carin’s? She said 20 minutes?
If you can find a cab in Flint with a driver who knows where Lapeer is, you should prolly stop at a party store and buy a lottery ticket.
Does Maddy Stowe get propositioned?
More importantly, does she get nekkid?
I don’t know…
I don’t know…
I don’t know where Ima gonna go,
When the tornado blow.
Tornado in Michigan? ITS MARCH.
Our normal high for this time of year is 45, it hit 72 today.
“Are there t.v.’s in Flint Michigan?”
HAHAHAHA
Sohos, if you need a ride from the airport, I can pick you guys up on my way there.
It’s 78 here today. Sunny and nice.
Who left the cat out again?
http://tinyurl.com/7s8q3ax
I’ve read ender’s game.
Next?
It’s a three day read.
Next?
The Notebook?
*runs
Dave, did you see where Dallas lost their cap space?
Yeah, that Jerry Jones is a sheer genius when it comes to putting together a top notch team.
I’m just finishing Righteous Indignation. If only he’d known what a game changer he was. The Soledad O’Brien meltdown must make him feel very very proud.
Just the start.
The Ipad.
BiW, are you formerly from Michigan?
I’ve read that too, j’ames. Made me want to kill myself, but explained why people are stupid enough to vote for Obama.
“The iPad.”
HA!
“The receipt in my pocket.”
hos, if you need a ride from the airport, I can pick you guys up on my way there.
Count’s on his own, though …
Carin, let’s put on a side trip to Beaver Island. Granted it’s about six hours away, but it’s so Hostagesque.
Et tu, Mare?
Did anybody photoshop anybody else’s head onto a picture of a fat kid today?
I can’t wait to suck up Carin’s bandwidth with my iPad!
I agree with Raquel (now if I only looked like her at 71):
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2012/03/12/Raquel%20Welch%20Sex%20Starved
Good line:
Says Welch: “Nobody remembers what it’s like to be left to form your own ideas about what’s erotic and sexual.”
(I can’t say for sure but I think she meant the the raunchiness now shown regularly on TV isn’t the standard that should be set.)
Leon that would be great!!!!
Carin, let’s put on a side trip to Beaver Island. Granted it’s about six hours away, but it’s so Hostagesque.
See, that’s why you’re not on the planning committee for Lapeerpalooza.
Just so you guys know, if you fly into Flint you take I-69 to get to Carin’s.
The Notebook
That’s just criminal.
BiW, are you formerly from Michigan?
Yes ma’am, I was born in Mount Plesant, and lived in Davidson from ages 1 to 3, then in loverly Burton (one of the cities between Flint and Lapeer) from age 3 to 22, then Battle Creek from 22 to 27, and then Lansing from 27 to 30.
I am very familiar with Detroit and Oakland County, Flint, and the surrounding area, and still have relatives who live to the west and north of Flint.
I would also rather amputate my own testicles then fly into our out of Detroit.
I’ve been known to pay extra to fly into any other airport…Grand Rapids, Lansing, Flint, Tri-Cities, ANY of them.
69 DUDE.
I don’t know…
I don’t know…
I don’t know where Ima gonna go,
When the tornado blow.
I am stealing this for next time here.
“t tu, Mare?”
No, no, no, Carin, if I find an iPad in a dumpster I promise I’ll send it to you!!
I’m trying to guarantee a weekend off in that time range, but it hasn’t come through yet.
Detroit airport is actually ok (except for the birds) but it’s BIG. So … it’s just a bigger hassle. Flint is drive up and check in kinda place from what I’ve heard.
No, no, no, Carin, if I find an iPad in a dumpster I promise I’ll send it to you!!
sniff sniff … you’re the best Mare.
I wanna be Raquel Welch when I grow up.
>> Dave, did you see where Dallas lost their cap space?
If there’s a dumber owner than Jerry, oh wait there is, Snyder.
Just one though
Well, if we can’t go to Beaver Island, can we go to Somerset Mall?
Will I have a comfortable place to barf? If not I’ll bring my own bucket.
Which airport gives me the least chance of a TSA agent getting to second base?
I’ll bring the tiger, MJ.
Whatever Jay, you gotta go. Ames, IA is practically on the same street as Flint, MI.
>> Which airport gives me the least chance of a TSA agent getting to second base?
Like that ain’t gonna happen at the get together.
Don’t look at me I meant those other reprobates!
Dave, this is your chance to fall into clear, fresh water.
I wanna be Raquel Welch when I grow up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYGGZ11D9EE
*gives Sean a Diet Dr Pepper*
HAHAHAHA!!!
>> I wanna be Raquel Welch when I grow up.
I like this plan
Depending on timing we can pick people up in Cleveland, Toledo, Detroit, or Flint.
Keep Cleveland and Toledo in mind when checking air fare.
….and drop them off it they are still warm.
I like this plan
*stocks up on Crystal Light™*
Thanks Cyn.
Scott, our van only has two seats.
People, he’s planning on doing you up cattle-car style in a cargo van.
Illegal,
Nah hapnin’ babe.
Hog tying is legal in Michigan.
I drive thru Toledo on the way in/out.
If you see wire ties I wouldn’t get in if I were you guys.
It didn’t work out so good for me
Cattle-car Banglar Party Van!! Wooo Hooo!
So are ball-gags and gimp suits. But you’ll have to take those up with Leon.
I would have felt perfectly at ease with a couple of lawn chairs and a cooler of beer.
But those wire ties…
Thanks for the tasty beverage, Aggs.
Stay out of the backs of vans, people. Nothing good has happened in the back of a van since the early 80s.
I might rendezvous with Scott around Cleveland
…otoh, I wonder if tie-downs and bungee cords count as seatbelts.
Toledo smells bad.
That place has to be one of the smelliest places on the planet.
But, Officer, I was only……….
So are ball-gags and gimp suits. But you’ll have to take those up with Leon.
Gimp suits are icky.
Nothing good has happened in the back of a van since the early 80s.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Leon – Baby powder. Enuff said.
I didn’t mind the wire ties, but that chest-hair waxing thing you did with the duct tape, that was just you bein shitty.
>> The Soledad O’Brien meltdown must make him feel very very proud.
I’m trying to get a little fuel dumped on that fire right now.
It’s time to move in for the kill on this one.
#War
We can do that Vmax.
Turn around, b-r-i-i-g-h-t eyes. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIRiZsDObrU
Andy, we should collaborate on future P’Shop takedowns. Don’t want to take the lead on the story, just tell me what visual aids you require.
>> Turn around, b-r-i-i-g-h-t eyes. . .
*rips open the envelope*
“What’s the gayest song you can name right this moment?”
Turn around, b-r-i-i-g-h-t eyes. . .
Every now and then I fall apart…
This close to buying plane tickets tonight.
*hold fingers 2.5 inches apart.
Yeah, that was fun, HS. I’m in!
Turn around, b-r-i-i-g-h-t eyes. . .
On Pandora right this second!!
*looks around at the back of the computer for some kind of bug or other monitoring device*
I really fuckin’ need you tonight. Hahahahaha.
We will convoy Scott.
“This close to buying plane tickets tonight.”
Just do it.
If you are anywhere else that weekend you might meet Mare.
Agreed on the Toledo smell. Cleveland is worse, though. Last time we drove through Cleveland, I accused Mr. RFH of noxious farting, but it turns out it was normal Cleveland smell.
I didn’t mind the wire ties, but that chest-hair waxing thing you did with the duct tape, that was just you bein shitty.
You are such a pussyshit.
>> You are such a pussyshit.
Taping it to other people’s windshields, I mean, where the fuck did THAT come from?
Pussyshit?!!
Double points for funny and true.
I don’t even know what that means.
“Which airport gives me the least chance of a TSA agent getting to second base?”
HA!
Another bride, another June. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDCkqz86lpQ
What time does Stuck on Stupid normally post his updates? That is some compelling storytelling.
“I’m trying to get a little fuel dumped on that fire right now.
It’s time to move in for the kill on this one.”
*Pride and Prejudice voice….”Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!”
Going out to dinner. Eye-talian food. Try not to get your head stuck in the bannister while I’m out.
“Try not to get your head stuck in the bannister while I’m out.”
That actually happened to me.
Hi Mare.
Did you see my Zeke links upthread?
That actually happened to me.
Last week?
That actually happened to me.
Why am I not surprised to hear that?
And why was Mare bent over on a staircase in the first place?
That place has to be one of the smelliest places on the planet.
Nope. I’ve been there and the “Aroma of Tacoma” in the summer has it beat.
Vman, I did, and he was an excellent looking dog. When the sun is shinning behind him you can see he was no fatty!! What do you call a dogs physical make up….um….I know this one.
I was 5, Michael. My parents were leaving me at my Godparent’s home while they went on a trip. I guess it was my way of saying, “not without me!!”
Evidently, I did it as they were just about to leave.
Conformation?
He defies my best efforts to fatten him up Mare. He is #65 he was #70 before Cassie and Anastasia, but he don’t eat!
Per AKC Male Goldens should weigh between #70-#80.
Carin,
If I bring the Pupster Boys can they hang out with your kids? Do you have Xbox?
Anybody just watch Hannity’s segment? Two black guys both think the CiC is full of crap and following the ideologies he learned way back when. I ‘whooped’ out loud and clapped. By golly this Vetting might just be getting somewhere!
Pupster can join our moron caravan!
4.5 hours to Lapeer from here.
Mrs. Pupster just asked if anybody would be sober.
Sean, are you coming?
Oh, Vman, he looks great!
“Sean, are you coming?”
hahahaha
Sean, we need a token sober person!!
You can tell Mrs Pupster I am sober from noon till sundown. Unless I am driving. I am sober while driving at all times.
Thanks Mare I am proud of him.
Latest from StuckonStupid
http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=327437#c17808815
Seems to be a lot of lakes around Lapeer.
Hmmmm. Long driveway, chicken coop…
I will be sober by the time I leave for the day.
If I end up attending I plan on being sober, Pupster.
That way I can video everything.
I’m usually the designated drunk
Zeke and Zelda will be sober. Probably.
Bannister?
No….
http://tinyurl.com/6semt78
We’re doing this in July, right? I’m hoping to have my sixpack by then, and there’s no way I’m wrecking that with a different kind of sixpack.
Anyone know what corn soya is? I can’t find a substitute.
What the hell are you making that requires a frankenstein ingredient like that?
“My hips are still fukksized. Every time I think they’re okay, I go lift and then I get sore again. I have to take more time off, which is going to suck.
Tonight’s dinner is steamed broccoli.”
No wonder you aren’t healing up right, broccoli isn’t gonna rebuild a hip! Who eats broccoli? little old ladies! Who gets broken hips? Exactly. Eat some bacon, rebuild your body.
“That way I can video everything.”
I’m out!
The only way I can parent with authority is the fact that no one had a phone camera/video back in the day. No slutting around, just those horrible “drinking from the beer bong routinely” that is unflattering.
“I’m usually the designated drunk”
hahahaha…..me too, this is why I love Dave.
Pepe, I ate 2.5lb of beef for lunch. Broccoli was all I had an appetite for.
“What the hell are you making that requires a frankenstein ingredient like that?”
Explosives?
What the hell are you making that requires a frankenstein ingredient like that?
Hahahaha! I’m converting some cookbooks to digital format, and I can’t figure out what it is.
http://www.mrbreakfast.com/cereal_detail.asp?id=99
Scott is not a big tranny fan.
http://i.imgur.com/2Wehk.gif
What do you call it when you jam a pen into a beer?
Scott is not a big tranny fan.
http://i.imgur.com/2Wehk.gif
LOL
What do you call it when you jam a pen into a beer?
Ball point drunk?
“Ball point drunk?”
No, no, something else.
Mare!
This is a family blog.
I found it comment 210 on Obamby approval rating post.
Oh, don’t worry, Mare.
I would only video Vmax’ pups. And Dave falling in the lake.
Shotgunning a beer.
Ah, this would accurately represent my weekends in college:
http://movieclips.com/dYER-the-sure-thing-movie-shotgunning-a-beer/
Thanks Romy you beat me too it!
I am stuck in the bucket heeeeeeelp!
(I get myself out bastages!)
Thanks, brad, I just remembered.
*it says “brad” because my autocorrect refuses to believe I know an xbrad.
“What the hell are you making that requires a frankenstein ingredient like that?”
Biodegradable gimp suits
It’s OK, Mare.
I’ll kill you last.
Mostly because it’s going to take forfuckingever just to find you.
Xbad
You were asking for more Zeke links, did you see them up thread?
He is a purty dude.
I have never shotgunned a beer. How the heck did that ever happen?
I did, Vmax,and I sure appreciate it. That’s a very good lookin’ puppy. Hug the crap out of him for me.
I made these lovely little parmesan/ herbed butter pinwheels with my light rye sourdough tonight.
I have never shotgunned a beer. How the heck did that ever happen?
I’m torn…. Do I shun Cyn, or drive to AZ with an emergency 6-pack of Carling Black Label.
Even more importantly, what was I thinking admitting that to this group?
The only reason to do it is because you have crappy beer and you want to get drunk without tasting it.
I have never shotgunned a beer.
We can fix this.
I’m bringing a shotgun.
I’m thinking 20ga for something like that. 12′d just be overkill.
I have never shotgunned a beer.
*sets reminder to pack church key.
Sorry, guys; I’m a few years older and definitely much wiser than to try that nonsense now. But when you goofs do it at Lapeerpalooza, and you will, I will be there to cheer you on from about 10 feet away wearing a poncho.
The H2: Shotgunning beers since 2009.
I just emailed folks about the details on dad’s service this Friday and I’m sure I missed a lot cause I’m an idiot, not to mention dealing with one crazy sis right now. Please feel free to share via email.
They shotgunned beers in the parking lot at CT Meatup 2010.
It’s definitely a guy thing.
The ladies padded around barefoot in the beer puddles in the parking lot, in their nice dinner dresses.
Jeez, that was an awesome time.
I no longer shotgun beers. I no longer drink beers.
I blame Cuffy.
Cuffy doesn’t get blamed for nearly enough.
Jeez, that was an awesome time.
Without a doubt, Laura.
There was shotgunning in the parking lot of STL after the bus dropped us off too. There are photos, oh yes, there are photos.
Mrs. Cuffy shotgunned the 1st one!
AAAAAAAND I just sent the wrong date to everyone.
Yay me.
Anyone seen Michael??
http://tinyurl.com/6two46d
It’s all good, Dave.
I’m not the worst son ever. I’m just the worst son ever with calendars. It’s not like I kill kittens or nothin.
*corrections sent, it’s the 16th, this Friday*
I had the 17th stuck in my head when I was writing the obit, cause his b-day is June 17. Which I never get right because my kid sister is June 16. I always mess that up, I have for years, couldn’t remember which one was which. I just gave up and started calling them around Father’s Day.
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/dave-reads.gif
Can somebody who Dave likes more than me please send me the details?
Thanks.
New Poat!
Dave, is it OK if I ask why your sis is nutz?
She’ll be ok. She’s a little worked up, I need to keep remembering she lost her dad too. So I’m being nice.
You’re the best Dave.
SOS’s saga has me wondering about “The IT Guy”
[i]After a while I head back to my cube, the IT guy is still there – he’s just finishing setting up my new system. Ok, for comparison purposes my old system was a 1.8 ghz dual core with a 17 inch LCD.
The one he’s just finishing installing is an I5 with a 23 inch brand new LCD. I looked at him like he’d lost his ever loving mind.
“You do realize odds are good that someone is going to come along and trash this, right? I mean I’d be perfectly happy with something off the surplus shelf and an old CRT for now.”
He just shakes his head and smiles. “Nope. Trust me. There is a method to my madness.”
[/i]
Yannow what I mean?
SOS should have a blog…
http://i43.tinypic.com/2cpt1cw.jpg