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OHAI, new poat! You’re the bestest ever!
That’s a lot of effort, xbrad. Well done!
this poat sucks.
Talked to my eldest kid just now. Good talk. Youngest kid is crashed on the couch.
It took a lot more effort than you realize, J’ames.
http://www.rd.com/laughs/family-twitter/
Obama: If you like your insurance, you can keep your insurance!
Catholics: We like our insurance.
Obama: Shut your piehole.
wow. amazing fight tonight. salido – manuel lopez II.
G’mo, did you tell your kid that eating the sammich the way it came was mandatory, or the next sammich would be cardboard and past?
No, she wasn’t complaining I just kept seeing her turn it over (if need be) when she would pick it up off the plate each time. So I asked her and apparently “duh, dad, the jelly slice has to be on top”.
Coming off mid shifts, struggling to stay awake.
Took the eldest Phatspawn to see john Carter in IMAX.
I preface this by saying that I read all of the Edgar Rice Burroughs books in back in grade school. I understand that books written in 1920 will never translate well. That being said…
IT WAS AWESOME! Go see it. I was expecting the worse *cough* Green Lantern* cough*
The movie kicked ass. My 14 yr old even liked it, and she had no idea there were ‘old’ books involved. Dejah Thoris will be the new Leia.
ooooh, a new Leia, like the idea of that.
Did you get over the ebola? That was 2 of the longest days in hell I have had and I’ve had pneumonia before.
I agree, phat. I thought John Carter was terrific!!!
Who’s getting brad trashed and ditching him in North Flint?
I’m trying to wrench my body back to daywalker status, but I need to stay up and watch ‘It’s going to get loud’, A doc featuring Jimmy Page, the Edge and Jack White talking about their craft.
It’s on Palladia.
I’m slipping, took my like two minutes to get this joke:
A guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder. “What do you call that?” asks the bartender. “Tiny,” says the guy. “Because he’s my newt.”
I think we need to have Revvy draw us up some Dejah Thoris sketches.
All I want to know was did the idiots in the video ever successfully reproduce, and where were the people telling them that whatever they were doing was a bad idea?
Don’t forget to set your clocks derpward.
Who’s the delurker?
no Heat, but lots of stupid! I like
I think it was Joy Behar.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Good morning.
Ya ya ya ya your seester needed a twat fence to keep out the Mexicans. I love that line.
http://youtu.be/kJ5eq1WkPVU
NASA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbIZU8cQWXc
Waitress! Coffee, OJ, western omelet, hash browns, bacon, and a bloody mary porfavor.
Nice balance V. 4th cocktail after waking at 2:30 here in the Shire.
Might as well Shim. Did we run everyone off?
HBD Brew….
The fact that the Occupoopers ran through all that money on daily bullshit and their own form of welfare is kind of discouraging. Didn’t they have like $1/2 million last Fall or something? Plus whatever else they collected.
Basically, someone gave them a race horse, and they ate it.
wakey wakey
Rosetta when he was a little girl http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln8yqkHUzZ1qhh4nqo1_500.jpg
NASA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbIZU8cQWXc
Yup. I’ve oft-wondered why sci-fi took a back seat to fantasy. Fantasy is fun, but it’s basically escapist and backward-looking. Why don’t people like looking forward anymore?
I wrote a couple of times that conservatives and liberals have a completely different view of the purpose of society. Conservatives see it as a road trip, where it doesn’t matter how you get there, as long as you get to the destination. Liberals don’t care about the destination – they just want everybody to be comfortable and for everybody to be able to ride shotgun.
Even the conservative view is an amorphous shadow of what it once was, but it’s better than no sense of destiny at all.
Well V. It’s my last day of not working very much. (97) 2 story houses to paint before 7/30 for Univ of NH. 6 months off picking up fillers here and there. Couldn’t sleep so, mix em up. Vod+Simply lemonade. Think I shall walk across the street with a chair, cocktail and flip flops. 52 degrees will have to do in the sand today.
I wish we had someone on the inside to tell us what is going on. It’s not that I feel sorry for them, I just hate to see such waste.
Did no one at all see that pile of cash and think to themselves: “Seed money,” or is it just a case of being too disorganized and leaderless to decide how to work it?
Or are they so anti-capitalist that the notion of capital itself is anathema and parasitism is actually preferable?
I remember PJ posting about how some of them had organized a jobs board of some kind where they advertised their skills to trade within the group. They were all pretty much artists of one stripe or another IIRC.
Jeez, that’s a house a day with regular weather. How many people on that project?
morn’n
2 story houses, my legs hurt thinking about that
Yeah, ’tis a house a day. 7 days a week when weather permits. 2 guys I worked with framing houses a couple of years ago. We need to bust ass. I have experience. Boss is a painter/dog breeder. Other is a carpenter looking to earn mortgage money. My goal is make as much as possible and move to TX in early Aug, during the cool months. hahahaha
” (97) 2 story houses to paint”
holy hell!!!
6 months of scramble paying to live across from the ocean- 97 houses sounds like a fun challenge to me. I’m gonna be the spray guy. another with cut in and the other will wrap and unwrap windows and doors.
http://www.thecottagesofdurham.com/cottages.html
I’m always the cut in guy
By the way you haven’t lived if you haven’t shoveled dog shit off the patio first thing on a Sunday morning.
damn shim not much brick on those “cottages”. That’s alot of painting.
Railings and trim too.
Place looks unreal, I lived at home when I went to school to save money. I coulda sold a bunch more shrooms in this place. And I wouldn’t be painting, I’d be retired. FUCKERS!!! haha
By the way you haven’t lived if you haven’t shoveled dog shit off the patio first thing on a Sunday morning.
I just gagged on my cocktail hahahaha
Room and board $20,000.
Contraceptives $3,000.
Countmiester I will be joining you and Sohoschocolate and Jew for beverages in the very near future. And stopping at GritsinTX for fun also.
A123 Battery in Michigan lost $257.8 Million in 2011.
Stimulus funds? check $390 Million.
Touted by Jenny Granholm? check.
Read more: http://nation.foxnews.com/green-energy-failing/2012/02/26/stimulus-funded-green-energy-company-lays-workers-gives-raises-executives#ixzz1oor9Fyms
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Humn … governmet cash … HUGE salaries … I wonder if there is some connection?
Scott, this is the NE- free dental damns and cockcovers!!!
I want a job where my company is extremely unprofitable, but I make $400,000.
How do I get me one of those?
Oh, it it fires it’s employees and gives me a raise.
Meanwhile, our leaders hail the JOBS in GREEN ENERGY and our need to INVEST MORE.
Looking forward to it Shim. You’ll love the hillcountry. My favorite part of Texas. I’d live there if it weren’t land locked.
Car/in I was thinking simpatico. Where the fuck do I sign for a life of debouchery. Count-I am trying to balance the – I’ve lived near the ocean for more than half my 44 years. I CAN DO THIS!!!!! I need to sell my surfboard, that blows. FUCKSALT!!
I just now woke up and came down to a spotless downstairs. Count has been busting ass.
“Count-I am trying to balance the – I’ve lived near the ocean for more than half my 44 years.”
Shim, please take more time to think about what you will do when you have time off in Texas.
Are you moving near the gulf? If not, those thing about the water that gave you great pleasure are out.
Lot’s of water for wakeboarding, diving, boating, cliff jumping, sailing, windsurfing, freshwater fishing, etc.. in the hill country. Lake Travis is pretty damn cool, great tubing and camping in New Braunfels. Just no surfing, offshore fishing, or jumping on a sailboat and heading down the coast.
I don’t care if contraceptives are $3,000 bucks. I don’t need em anymore.
Sweet Mare, I have lived near or within a mile of the ocean for 35 of 44 years. I love the sea and salt, but I am VERY adaptable in life. I understand what you say, I do. I [think] I’m making the right move. I was thinking Austin for about 6 or 7 years, and I love the girl I’m joining there. Wish she would leave Dallas sooner.
You should try viagra Dave
GinT stomach
New Braunfels. Is very nice.
Most of the lakes I’ve seen here suck. Brown murky sludge with brush around them. When you are use to water clarity for 30 feet and water temps at 80 the “water” inland does not impress.
Where are you settling Shim?
Mare doesn’t really live in Texas, Shim. Surely she would have gotten together with another hostage by now.
Where are you again Mare? I went to school at SWT or Texas Sate or whatever the hell they are calling it now in San Marcos. I spent a lot of time at different watering holes all over the hill country I don’t remember ever seeing a brown murky sludge hole unless it was a in a drainage ditch. Most of the water around the hill country is spring fed.
Mare have you not been to Lake Travis yet? It is so beautiful!!!!
If not, those thing about the water that gave you great pleasure are out.
Dude! Where are you?
G town
See? She’s gone because she’s busy looking at map to pick out some made up place she “lives.”
I think it’s time we just accept that Mare is really Rosetta.
Oso knows, THIS is what I’m listening to presently.
http://youtu.be/NJJQpSzDgC0
VINTAGE 70s
Shit, before today, I didn’t have to knock off http.No embed. Thatnks fuckface wp
“I think it’s time we just accept that Mare is really Rosetta.”
Now that I think about it…….
Exile … from Richmond, KY. Yes indeed.
youtu.be/NJJQpSzDgC0
Senator Schumer defends Maher’s highly offensive comments about Republican women because he’s ‘On at 11:00 at Night’
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/schumer-defends-maher-because-hes-1100-night_633448.html
Good morning, forward springers.
http://tinyurl.com/6nc6u7s
why’s it gotta be a “white” knight?
Hello, sluts.
mornin coonass I’ve been meaning to call you my lady’s company packed up and moved to Dallas they no longer have a Houston branch
Not good.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17330205
It’s a Gravity’s Rainbow reference, count.
Also, I’m a racist.
Where’s that whore Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/77cmxhh
SO I ran out of Skyy, and I have boxes of booze. So I went with Mount Jewstin Rum and [pink] lemonade w/ raspberry. It’s very yummy. *kisses Jewstin’s cheek* Thanks dude.
Shit, before today, I didn’t have to knock off http.No embed. Thatnks fuckface wp
Did that to me yesterday, Shim. Stoopid werdpuss.
Mornin’ Peeps
. . . they no longer have a Houston branch
Thanks, Count. Mare is clearly to blame.
http://tinyurl.com/7lclk5s
Shim, I fished your 11:43 am out of the spam bucket… did you mean to delete that instead?
Is the Lapeerapalooza really happening? Is the date firm?
I need to apply for some permits.
The weekend of JULY 20TH.
YES. Firm, as in pretty firm.
I’ve been spending lots of time thinking about it.
It’s a Gravity’s Rainbow reference, count.
*stabs Sean
That book mocks me from the bookshelf.
Mount Jewstin Rum
Hahahahahahaha
I went with Mount Jewstin Rum
http://tinyurl.com/8a8hp95
Plus – painting, home improvement projects to make the homestead somewhat presentable.
Mr Car IN asked me if most people did this. Waited until THEY HAD to do stuff because of a party.
I said yes.
Not good.
Agreed, Xbrad. Not at all.
No Cyn, it’s cool, I roll on. Thanks love.
That book mocks me from the bookshelf.
“Read it, read it, you wild bitch.”
No, no, no, Carin. You need to wait until AFTER we leave to make your repairs.
There are hotels in CT and STL that will attest to this.
I’ve been spending lots of time
thinkingdrinking about it.FTFY
It’s very yummy. *kisses Jewstin’s cheek* Thanks dude.
No problem. Don’t tell Wiser, but you’re my favorite.
“Read it, read it, you wild bitch.”
*throws book across the room
SHUT IT SHUT IT SHUT IT
Mmm’wah, Shim.
I think it may be time for coffee: round 2.
I’m not traveling three hours every time I want to use a kayak. Strange too, the long skinny kayaks for speed and maneuverability are harder to find here. Most are sit ins and used for fishing.
If you’ve lived near the ocean, kayaking, surfing, boogie boarding, snorkeling and diving are big. Wake boarding not so much. And sailing on a lake, unless it’s the size of lake Michigan is okay if you want to tack every minute.
Well, I should say Hawaii, non motor sports on the water are the favorite because the sound of the motor kind of ruins the experience.
You might have gotten a little spoilt living in Hawaii maybe?
We used to sail on Clear Lake all the time. That still doesn’t tell me where you are.
So how far in advance is the best time to get the best rates for airfare, rental car, and hotel?
I dunno, Cyn.
Imma gonna go this week an inquire at the hotels, ask to see rooms. There are two and they are both about the same/nice. At least from the outside – lol.
ALSO- just wondering if spending both nights at my house, versus one at a restaurant, would be too bla/boring?
I mean, we could just two big cookouts – one both nights. It would be cheaper and less having to move around.
Plus, there isn’t really anywhere around here that terribly exciting. Less driving, etc, seems like a winner to me?
Yes, if you’re going to Texas Hill Country expecting to see Hawaii you might be disappointed, but then again that kinda applies to the other 55 states as well.
Nothing sounds better than a Boston Whaler, up on plane, hauling butt down the Chesapeake Bay. Screw a sailboat, gimme twin Mercs!
Marelove, there is a sizeable lake-Lake Gtown. my girl’s sister said sell your sufboard, or we’ll drag you behind the boat. Clearly unfamiliar with waves. hahaha Thing is, I have been moving every 3 or 4 years for the last 12. I’m out to spread SHIM like cowshit. ALLOVER. Jew- I knew.I’m good like that.
You might have gotten a little spoilt living in Hawaii maybe?
Of course, Cyn.
Where I lived the locals (including myself) hated it when the Japanese tourists were out in the bay on jet skis. We’d be snorkeling boogie boarding or surfing with turtles and they take off when the jet skis show up. The local government was trying to contain the jet skis in the man made inlet in Hawaii Kai as opposed to the beautiful Maunalua Bay. Where you regularly see turtles dolphins, all types of fish, and whales seasonally.
This doesn’t do it justice:
http://tinyurl.com/74v797h
What is Gtown?
Did no one at all see that pile of cash and think to themselves: “Seed money,” or is it just a case of being too disorganized and leaderless to decide how to work it?
It’s why they are liberals and not conservatives – we really and truly don’t think the same way.
It’s that “magical thinking” – they honestly believe that there is always going to be money, it’s always going to keep coming in, and somebody else will always make sure that they are taken care of.
And it’s why whenever Democrats get in power, any “surplus” that might be lying around always, always, always, gets squandered. They are like locusts – they mindlessly eat their way through everything, and when there is nothing left to eat, they move on, with no thought to what they’ve left behind.
Only they have brains, and they moan and cry about why there isn’t more for them to eat/spend/consume.
The ones who finally “get it” eventually become conservatives…..
Florida, has some beautiful areas too. The dunes in Michigan are nice.
I’ve simply got inland fever. Will remedy that this summer.
So how far in advance is the best time to get the best rates for airfare, rental car, and hotel?
Why, if you had a motor home, you wouldn’t have to worry about any of that!
*hitches pants up to nipples*
http://facebookpundits.com/dems-not-to-be-outdone-by-ron-paul-supporter/
Get off your ass and come to Michigan, mare.
*looks at Mare’s picture*
Huh. So water is really blue. Who knew?
“Florida, has some beautiful areas too”
Destin is my favorite “been to” beach on the planet.
who’s nekkid?
.
Who isn’t?
There really are a lot of beautiful beaches, inlets, bays and what not in Florida. Sensory overload in a good way. Vibrant blues, greens, bright sandy beaches.
I’ve never lived in a place that goes dormant. Brown grass and lots of it for months, brown brick, trees with no leaves. Whoa. Brown out.
I mean, we could just two big cookouts – one both nights. It would be cheaper and less having to move around.
Other than dressing up for a fancy meal, all we really did was hang around with our beverages and talk. There might have been a monkey and a chocolate dong thrown in for entertainment.
who’s nekkid?
Who isn’t?
http://tinyurl.com/447khju
Under my clothes, I’m buck nekkid!
heh
G-eorgetown, just north of Austin. Mare I love the ocean. Well, not in Nu Hinglund. It kinda sucks up here after leaving at 21 and finding so much more that I enjoyed in our country.
*hitches pants up to nipples*
*glances at Sean’s black socks and sandles, waggles eyebrows*
How YOU doin’
There might have been a monkey and a chocolate dong thrown in for entertainment.
It wasn’t really chocolate, just brown plastic. No flavor at all.
If I can make Lapeerpalooza, I want Beasn to pierce my Shipples.
I’ve never lived in a place that goes dormant. Brown grass and lots of it for months, brown brick, trees with no leaves. Whoa. Brown out.
Eh, I enjoy it. I love Spring. It’s the most wonderful thing in the world to watch the white to brown brown then turn green.
Plus, I get to ski.
Now, I’ve also appreciated the beauty of raw Texas. Hunting leases that have only been changed by dirt road and a mobile home. Road runners, deer, large spider webs with huge spiders, quail, flocks of birds. At dawn riding around in an open jeep, everything covered in dew, it looked pretty neat.
Looks nice http://www.saillaketravis.com/images/children.jpg
watch the white to brown brown then turn green.
Plus, I get to ski.=
VACATION
” I love Spring.”
Who doesn’t?
It’s the winter that’s a bitch.
I’m not getting any communication about Lapeerpalooza, btw. Is it really going to happen? Are the dates settled?
Maybe I just get dropped off the mailing list.
Thunder boomers!
Looks nice http://www.saillaketravis.com/images/children.jpg
Year round?
Three hour drive one way every weekend? Hmmmm.
I don’t mind winter. And the bleakness of the landscape makes the transformation all the more remarkable, to me.
I’ve got shit coming up already.
I haven’t sent anything out – after I got the list compiled.
should I send out a test email?
I’ve just had a lot of stuff going on.
*glances at Sean’s black socks and sandles, waggles eyebrows*
How YOU doin’
I’m just fine, missy. Can I offer you a Werther’s Original?
I’ve got shit coming up already.
Hyacinth and Crocus?
Hell, Lake Travis is down almost 60%, maybe better with the rain we just got, but it’s pretty dry
Carin, before you send anything out to firm up the date, if you haven’t already, maybe make sure that there will be hotel rooms for us– no weird conventions in town that would take all the rooms and cars since it’s such a small area.
/two cents
Mare- I had visions of glee when I thought of moving back. I have come to realize the ‘memories’ were WAY better than the reality. I say constantly ‘WHY DID I LEAVE DELRAY?’ Move on.
should I send out a test email?
You need to publicize a critical mass of committed attendees, so that everybody is willing to invest in the trip. There will be some no-shows, but then you might pick up somebody like the Marina Pirate Guy (was his name Steve?).
Shim, I MOVED BACK to Hawaii and other than development, it was better than ever.
I said I have inland fever.
We’re ONLY in Texas (near a large airport) to see our kids regularly.
The flight to and from Hawaii is killer on the body. The older you get the harder it is. And with douchetool as president prices for flying 10-12 times a year were going to be crazy.
The Bahamas are a heck of a lot closer than Hawaii.
I like living in Appalachia, except for February. Although it is the shortest month, it seems to take forever to get through it. Of course, I usually spend it in Florida, so there is that. . .
“The Bahamas are a heck of a lot closer than Hawaii.”
True, after the trip this summer I think we’ll hit that.
Bummer, the chick that does her laundry in her g-string across from me with her window blinds up at night is moving.
Just don’t come to Colorado. Terribly ugly place, nothing to do here, people are all mean. If you are already here, you should probably leave.
Countenstein, does she have room where the string resides for a ‘tenant’?
Our crocus are up. Some are blooming.
Scott pulled the cover off the pond but everywhere he steps, the ground is so full of little snakes he can’t really work on setting it up yet.
Garden is in full sun now. It’s warm out. I will be sowing Sugarsnap peas and giant mustard greens as soon as I change out of this brunch garb.
BOOYAH!!
SPRING!
*runs nekkid into the yard*
“Bummer, the chick that does her laundry in her g-string across from me with her window blinds up at night is moving.”
hahahaha…..stupid people who move.
Mare- IIRC that is why I told yall to choose Taylor Lake (so you wouldn’t be landlocked) OT I am stuck in my car sitting in the Mall parking lot. I just dropped teenagers off to shop and I have to kill 2 hours but it is pouring. What to do what to do?
You are right, Sohos. We lived with a friend of my husbands for quite awhile, that helped getting to know the place, and the lure of DFW airport being 15 min away was too much.
You gave good advice!!
Just don’t come to Colorado. Terribly ugly place, nothing to do here, people are all mean.
Don’t tell them about the weather today.
Man is it gorgeous.
Poor Count
G-Mo – I have no intention of moving to Colorado. . . you’ve been overrun with brain-dead, liberal Californians.
It’s only going to get into the low 80s here this week.
Damn I hate this winter weather.
Everyone check your whoremail.
why I told yall to choose Taylor Lake
Up by Denison?
I know, low 70′s today, CO blue sky, and we have crocuses and the tulip leaves coming up too.
These dudes are entertaining. youtu.be/v8ueA9FNb0U
Cyn, I can pretty much guarantee there will be nothing going on in Lapeer that weekend. The “only” event we have in Lapeer Days, and that is August.
65º
“Poor Count”
hahahahaha….stupid men looking at neighbor’s with g-strings doing laundry!
G-Mo – Notice you did not dispute my observation. . .
Nah, mcpo, down in our neck’o the woods
SoHoS – Thanks. The one north of Dallas is the only Lake Taylor I’ve been to in Tejas.
The good news is that my miniature potted lemon and lime trees made it through the winter just fine. I moved them to the far side of the pool where they get more sun, hooked them into the sprinkler system with some drip attachments, and they are leafing out. Ima gonna get some free fruit.
http://youtu.be/v8ueA9FNb0U
This is odd. take away the http and it didn’t link. leave it and it embeds.
*runs nekkid into the yard*
*gets my supersoaker*
Yeah, I can not dispute your observation. They are the people I am encouraging to leave. It completely amazes me they leave CA because the lib policies messed it up and then think “hey maybe it’ll work here”.
It completely amazes me they leave CA because the lib policies messed it up and then think “hey maybe it’ll work here”.
Yep. And they brought their awful driving habits as well.
G….They move everywhere and think that….assholes.
Nevada has the same problem — it got overrun by Californians.
If they start coming to Texas, I’m hoping that we can shoot them faster than the rate of immigration.
Damn. It’s a real gully-washer.
http://www.rd.com/laughs/biting-humor/
BOOYAH!!
SPRING!
*runs nekkid into the yard*
Saw a garden, overrun with weeds. I said, not me.
Through Spring I smothered and plucked them.
In Summer my garden was blooming brilliant.
But in the slumberous warmth the weeds got ahead of me.
Have I got the will, in this heat? Oh, let them go to seed
And sleep with me under the snow
Chancing some Spring awakening!
Just to be clear, I personally would not shoot somebody just because they are from California. Oh no, I would not consider that.
(I know Mexicans who would do it for me, cheap.)
Poor lw.
She wrote that long before we understood the permanence of the intertubes.
I wonder how many of us have Laura’s “Spring Awakening” poem on their hard drives.
If we keep publishing it on the intertubes, it might actually be studied by English Lit students in about 150 years.
Know how Andrew Sullivan takes off a condom?
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He farts.
If we keep publishing it on the intertubes, it might actually be studied by English Lit students in about 150 years.
It’s nice to see it every year, like Dave’s “Crap Tree” post.
We need to think of an annual occasion for Compos’s epic tale.
She wrote that long before we understood the permanence of the intertubes.
Yeah, when I figured that out, I decided my presidential ambitions were over.
Spring is officially here http://tinyurl.com/6ovfg2k
I don’t actually have it saved. I have to search for it periodically, and it brings up old comment threads with people like bbeck, Dave @ Garfield Ridge, feisty, and teh plover.
Good times. Good times.
We need to think of an annual occasion for Compos’s epic tale.
…which, thankfully, is preserved on the “Funny” page at this very site.
IT WORKED!
http://tinyurl.com/7hxf6gl
Hah!
Oh, man, you get drunk and poetic like that once in a lifetime, if you’re lucky.
Kids, don’t be like me. And throw away every yellow legal pad in your house. Those things are just flytraps for shitty ideas.
And never, never ask Jack M. to delete something embarrassing.
Good times. Good times.
Those were the golden days of blogging, when we were just learning about what it could do and how far it could go.
You regs know Imma long haired hippy freak. Not a dirty hippie type, but you know, rocker. So check out this. Easy on the ears, lighter lighting music.
http://youtu.be/QkgG19h_67o
If it embeds, fuck you wordpress
Tigers beating the Phillies by a run in the top of the 5th. Yes Virginia, it is Spring!
Dang, Scott, that brings back memories from 50 years ago. Catching garter snakes in the spring when they were still sluggish.
They are a useful reptile to have in your yard.
Spring is officially here http://tinyurl.com/6ovfg2k
Gah! Kill them. Kill them with NAPALM!
Aww, but they’re IN LOVE, Jewstin!
hee hee … chance some awakening right here
SNAKES!! KILLEM!! KILL KILL KILL
Memories!
Just a fragment from the past that still exists from when we were between blogs.
http://anycomments.wordpress.com/
I don’t know what happened, but a couple of years ago their population exploded, frogs too.
It was difficult cutting the lawn last summer without accidentally killing something.
. . .frogs too.
I’m dubious. A nice man on television told me that industrial waste runoff, and global warmening are killing all the frogs and salamanders.
Are you on television? I didn’t think so.
If you’re not following Joe Bastardi on Twitter, you should be.
I don’t know what happened, but a couple of years ago their population exploded, frogs too.
It’s gotta be global warming.
Those were the golden days of blogging, when we were just learning about what it could do and how far it could go.
And here we are.
*cuts self*
Spring is officially here
Oh, cute!!
http://www.rd.com/laughs/beware-of-dog/
Dammit, Jewstin, you stepped on my global warming joke.
Joe Bastardi can lick my warm front.
How can I get Wiserbud to drop the banhammer on Jewstin?
Is there a form I need to fill out?
YES!
http://tinyurl.com/6t5dofm
I will back, well not back em, Jewstin, but I luvem so fuck off Bat.
HAH! PONY!!
Wiser keeps the banhammer in the drawer with his unders, and the uh. . .
Never mind. I’ve said too much.
Spring is officially here http://tinyurl.com/6ovfg2k
*makes note to self to stay away from Scott and Laura’s house in the spring*
Well, now Kentucky has finally lost to an SEC team this year.
They looked uninspired. I’m sure that will change later this week.
This time of year the little garter snakes are feeling very sexy and it’s a club scene.
In Summer only the big female and maybe one other little guy will still hang around the pond.
It’s a club scene meaning they are partying, or you use a club to kill them?
In Summer only the big female will still hang around the pond.
Expect Rosetta hangin round the pond.
Well done, Shim. You sent everybody racing to the bathroom with bottles of brain bleach.
Hey Chum, it was Rosie’s love of big female pond dwellers killin it, not me. Keep it up and I won’t get you looped and let you take advantage of me.. Mr McBlamer.
http://tinyurl.com/7jh89h5
Jay, I think that loss might be good for UK. I agree, they were not very motivated looking today. Vanderbilt’s center handled Davis like Davis was just a young school boy.
L to R: Rosetta (out of frame), Rosetta’s Target:
http://tinyurl.com/7qqr8z2
Crap. Grandma-kid-hand-off FAIL. She took the wrong highway. Went toward my old house. Three hours of my day shot.
At the hour and a half mark you should have called her and said, ‘Meh. Just keep that one. I have more.’
At the
hour and a halffive minute mark you should have called her and said…pick up the phone already Carin
Wow, good game between Ohio State and Michigan State.
J’ames, deja vu. I watched this game last Sunday.
I’m still chasing my tail, so I can’t recall if I’ve said this or not, the service for my dad will be on Friday. One of my sisters is sending me the address of the church, the graveside thing will be at DFW National Cemetery at 11:15am.
http://dallasfortworthcemetery.com/
Wish I could be there for you, Dave.
Alas.
I’m planning, however, to make it to Lex’s services.
It’s a gorgeous day here, so I’m gonna… sit inside and do nothing.
North Carolina went down too. Interesting day.
Have you driven to the mailbox yet today, Xbrad? The fresh air might do you some good.
Very interesting day. Lots of upsets. 18 more minutes. Squeeeee!
So if the Georgetown Slutdogs make it to the tourney, do they still say “he takes the pill to hole!” or will they get boycotted.
Why would I drive to the mailbox ON A SUNDAY?
I am up for both nights at the Carin Casa
>> I’m planning, however, to make it to Lex’s services.
Send him on xbrad, I’m glad you can do that. And thank you.
Also, I was going through pics today, found this.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/65876163@N00/6827846210/in/photostream
Made me smile to remember that day. His first grandchild. 1986. He had seven more after her.
No Big 12 #1 seed, interesting.
Ugh, 8 seed opposite Kentucky, playing #9 UConn.
Defending champ, to the overall #1 seed.
Baylor girls are gonna get their second title.
This is how basketball makes me feel:
http://tinyurl.com/7fmeuk6
Buffs didn’t get an overall terrible bracket if the play like they did in PAC tourney. UNLV, then probably Baylor.
I don’t see the BU guys gettin far this year, but at least in it.
If I can make Lapeerpalooza, I want Beasn to pierce my Shipples.
Awesome.
*packs nail gun*
Texas got in, but got Cincy….yikes.
Thin mints are teh debbil.
Such a nice pic of your dad, Dave.
Creighton is an 8 seed? Wow.
Thanks Cyn. That’s the same guy who gave me shit about my ponytail in high school.
He still had that head full of hair when he passed, it’s been grey for the last 15 years or so.
Ponytail?! HaHa! Shit, and rightly so, mister.
The SCOAMF will be at Wednesday’s game. He ruins everything. I guess I won’t be watching halftime.
It was 1977. We did that.
I’ve never, not once, had a ponytail.
He ruins everything.
This.
If the SCOAMF had pigtails, I’d yank them. Hard.
How are you, Dave? Do you have an address that we can send flowers to?
He’d like that, Cyn.
Made me smile to remember that day. His first grandchild. 1986. He had seven more after her.
So your DD#1 and TiFW DD#1 are the same age? Cool.
I’ll see if I can clear my schedule for your Dad’s service – it’s Spring Break, though, so things are all screwed up this week.
If you want to meet for lunch/dinner, let us know – I’m sure you’ll have lots to do with family already; we don’t want to intrude.
The SCOAMF will be at Wednesday’s game. He ruins everything.
If his track record runs true to form, you’re pretty well guaranteed to win if you bet against whichever team he says he’s rooting for…..
He’d like that, Cyn.
DAMMIT
MJ, I’ll let you all know the places and stuff tomorrow, we’re finalizing things. Thank you so much, I’m good.
TiFW, *tacklehugs you* I think we will just be up there for the day but I will tell ya all the stuff. Thank you.
XBradTC Family Theater.
Scene-Sister returns from a work function
XSis: I brought you some canoli.
XBrad: Did you leave the gun?
XSis: Huh?
I had a ponytail. Then I reported to the barbershop at the Recruit Training Depot. . . .
This is as long as my hair ever went. Don’t think it was ponytailable.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/2966080080/in/photostream/
I had one too. Anita has it in a box, somewhere. That was when I was a soulless ginger…
Vmax,
It says that picture was 2008.
I say; Bullshit!
When was that really? 1973?
The caption says: “When I was young and good looking.”
Should it not also say; … “and baked out of my skull.” ?
HAH! Vmax is totally baked.
Who’d the chick?
Mine was down between my shoulder blades until 78, then I cut it short. That was that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKDk-mg1J9Q
Who knew that the H2 was full of hippies?
Did anybody discover anybody else’s secret blend of herbs and spices today?
I scanned and uploaded it in 08 but I think I had my GTO when I was dating Donna, so maybe 76-77. I was not baked, she just drug me out of bed and was making me go somewhere breakfast probably.
I knew the words to everyone of those songs in your linky, Andy.
DAMMIT
watching a little bit of Palin’s “the undefeated” on REELZ channel, pretty much an alaska commercial so far (i need to go there someday), but anyway they showed a picture of AB with birth and death dates before the commercials, so that’s pretty cool.
FREEDOM ROCK!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krQWibagKxc
*hold up a lit zippo lighter toward Texas*
Turn it up, man.
Andys’ “Freedom Rock” commercial reminded me of Lauraws comment from the other day about “Barbra Billingsley” coming into the store smelling like Tommy Chong…
I still have that hat. It’s from Taipei
Dave’s hat kilt it
Why is there nobody in the bar? I just saw one waitress walk by.
Maybe the food is bad.
Who knew that the H2 was full of hippies?
I’ll alert Fred Thomson.
I hope that hat came with a free bowl of soup.
Why is Michael in a bar?
Why is Michael in a bar?
He’s celebrating his birthday!
FREEDOM ROCK!!!!
*throws roses at Dave*
Why am I NOT in a bar?
Hi Aggs!
Because you are cheap like me X
Why am I NOT in a bar?
Because you AREN’T celebrating Michael’s birthday?
what no panties?
god damn drummers.
what no panties?
What makes you think I had any??
Aggie is my kind of woman.
Laura are these sardines?
I say Lit Sailfish. YMMV.
Smoke On The Water was standard at every pre-teen dance I attended on Taiwan. We didn’t have dances in Mesquite, Texas.
oops link fail
http://tinyurl.com/6uf5vk7
Dave…..
Just heard the news a little earlier today.
My condolences, my friend.
hey wiser, thanks pal.
We’re good. Service on Friday.. I’ll let you know all the stuff.
I know you’re been here, way sooner than I was. My girls got to love on him last week. I’m grateful for that.
My girls got to love on him last week. I’m grateful for that.
and you always will be….
much love, brother. much love…..
shut up it’s hard to be loved on.
thank you.
all serial aside, I really am humbled by the kindness of my friends.
shut up it’s hard to be loved on.
thank you.
C’;mere. Let me push you in the pool.
*puts an M80 in BiW’s ass*
this is gonna be good
Lapeerpalooza emailalanche. GAH!
Pardon my ignorance, but are you a newbie here, Neil?
Lemme get the lights and camera set up before you light that, Dave. Jackass Part 13 here we come.
Monday……..I can’t wait http://i.imgur.com/Z8aQr.gif
I think I already passed one of those ealier today.
It isn’t a good feeling to pass everything you ate in the last 18 hours all at once.
I really hate this medication sometimes.
think of this as a “cleansing” BiW.
hold still
Pardon my ignorance, but are you a newbie here, Neil?
WTF,O?
Neil? What did I miss? Not that it would take much…
Comment by Neil Zenichia on March 11, 2012 10:12 pm
Aggie is my kind of woman.
Don’t know if he’s new, but he sounds way cool
Check your email, Aggie.
hold still
…ready… and… ACTION!
Aggie,
See it now, and he’s right!
Correctumondo!
Sets blood to BOIL: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/293140/reading-frederick-douglass-rochester-kevin-d-williamson
Andy, I saw that yesterday.
Can’t let ‘em off the plantation!
BiW,
Perzactly, by the third cuppa-coffee, everything consumed in the previous 24 hours, is In the bowl!
But then, my metabolism is really fast.
I can look in there and identify things, never mind.
I’ve said too much…
Why stop at 6 weeks you idiots.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46697636/ns/business-world_business/#.T1zXbfV4_1U
Have some fail, guys:
http://tompreston.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4shdoz
…ready… and… ACTION!
Wait! You’re a director? I thought you were a fluffer!
Revvy,
WTF,O?
Hugs on you!
Hi honey, I’m home!
ChrisP:
Hooray, hugs! I’m not sure why, but I’ll take it
Roamy! I missed you so much!
Sets blood to BOIL
Wow, how could a teacher do that? How could a human do that? I wouldn’t do it, to a liberal I didn’t agree with.
Hugs, oso!
Dad and stepmom are fine, though Dad had either a cold or pollen allergies. (I’m hoping either allergies or a cold that I’ve already had.)
Rocketboy kicked ass and won 3rd place in two of the state Science Olympiad events. Neither middle school nor high school placed, but we have to wait until Tuesday to see how we ranked. The clanking of medals is sweet music.
Sets blood to BOIL:
Yes! Boiling, TYVM.
Congrats to Rocketkiddo
Good for Rocketboy!
Did Ruthless mock and snark the other teams appropriately? Threaten to burn their homes down?
*hugs Roamy*
Congrats to Rocketboy!!
Yay Rocketboy!
Heh, she did mock the other teams. She also got me in a little trouble with one of the other parents, not that I care much what he thinks.
There is a open green space on the campus with a little pond and a gazebo. We usually grab the gazebo if it’s nice weather, which it was. Mini-me has been tagging along with big brother to these meets every year for the last five years. She knows this place very well by now, so she and her friend Al (who is also a younger sibling and was not competing) went to check out the pond. The pond has frogs, sticks, and things to poke with sticks.
One of the new parents screams at the kids to “get away from that water!!!” They look at him like he’s nuts, ignore him, and go back to playing. He then got mad at me for not backing him up, that I should make my kid obey him. I said, “They’re entertaining themselves without electronics, let them be.” He got all huffy, that the kids shouldn’t be allowed to disobey him. “What if they fall in?” “Then we have a change of clothes in the car.” He was pissy to me for the rest of the day.
things that make you go hmmm..yep:
http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2012/03/unexpected-job-growth-consistently.html
“Yes! Boiling”
Settle down.
http://i.imgur.com/BCA2r.jpg
Wait… some other dude out of nowhere starts telling your kid how to behave?
He was pissy to me for the rest of the day.
Total win in my book.
Settle down.
http://i.imgur.com/BCA2r.jpg
Ha! That one got saved to my folder today as well!
I want to see the photos two seconds LATER.
>> What if they fall in?”
That shit can totally happen.
He was pissy to me for the rest of the day.
Agreed, a winning notch in the belt. And good for Mini-me for not paying attention. She’s a cutie patootie!
Wait… some other dude out of nowhere starts telling your kid how to behave?
One of the other middle school parents, yes. And then got mad at me for not making my child obey him.
I let her play. Squishy shoes dry out (right, Dave?) and muddy hands clean up with soap.
This looks like a fun Lapeerapalooza activity.
http://i.imgur.com/9B3n2.gif
Awesome shot http://i.imgur.com/43muI.jpg
Scott, that close to the water, and Dave might get wet…
>> Squishy shoes dry out (right, Dave?)
The next day, if you lay em over the heater in the hotel room.
But the iPhone is totally fucked.
There were 100 slugs on my door when I came in tonight. I feel like they are on me….
Walking Dead kicked ass again tonight!
http://tinyurl.com/Roamy-kid
Sohos, ewwww! I’ll have nightmares with you! And a case of the heebie jeebies.
Dave, I was doing a bit of research on NTDS (Navy Tactical Data System) and came across this rather fascinating history. You may find it interesting.
http://ghn.ieee.org/wiki/index.php/First-Hand:No_Damned_Computer_is_Going_to_Tell_Me_What_to_DO_-_The_Story_of_the_Naval_Tactical_Data_System,_NTDS#TERRIER
Lot’s of background on the development of early digital computer systems.
Slugs?
I blame the ‘fuck salt’ lobby.
It was so disgusting. DD and I both screamed, Mind you this is the same girl who sat trapped in a car with me for 1/2 hour b/c my car got covered in caterpillars one day.
You mean when we banged rocks together to talk?
*goes to read it*
These guys:
http://tinyurl.com/77kk8f5
Just how strong is a 5mg Valium?
I’m asking for a friend.
HOLY SHIT on Walking Dead!!!!!!!
Uh, Dave, it’s a book length entry. You might wanna take it a bit at a time.
How many pills is 5 mg?
Just one. I slept all of 3 hours last night due to a long anxiety attack, but I am leery of taking any.
1 pill is never too much.
2 pills is rarely too much.
C
PROFIT!
xbrad was there ever any follow up to the guy and the Che t-shirt?
>> Uh, Dave, it’s a book length entry. You might wanna take it a bit at a time.
Oh no shit.
I need me some sleep.
Eh, screw it. Theraflu will work.
G’night!
Sohos, I do believe there was, but I lost track of it. Sorry.
I did NyQuil and Wal-Som
NO worries. Goodnight ALL
Sorry Aggie, that stuff is different with everyone.
There is no good answer to your question.
an aspirin is 325 mg so 5mg of valium seems like squat. but then again I am not a doctor but I slept at holiday inn last night.
I need to check out too..
nite kids. thanks.
Bleh… someone say something funny. I was arguing with stupid people and my brain needs a palate cleanser.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbSbrKvIYOk&feature=related
<.< unfortunately I never really liked South Park
A robot walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer, but the bartender says, “We don’t serve robots.”
The robot gets up to leave, looks back at the bartender, and says, “Someday you will.”
Derp
http://www.youtube.com/embed/Q9dqjaTs780?rel=0
Important questions have been asked.
*waits for Car in.
How much do you think Carin really cares about her chickens, anyway? I bet she doesn’t actually count them every day.
*plans chickennapping*
*plans chickennaping*
*plans getting to the free chicken before Laura*
What’s going on here?
*goes to count chickens before “wakey wakey”
Gonna be about 10-15 minutes.
That’s ammo….
* polishes chicken cannon *
Laura doesn’t even know what to do with a stolen chicken.
You’re supposed to cook it with the right rub. That, of course, is Jerry Baird’s Genuine West Texas Lemon Pepper rub.
Jerry Baird’s Cowboy Seasonings are on the blogroll at IB for a reason.
I swear if any of you hosefuckers cook one of my chickens during Lapeerpalooza …
Gingrich / Perry
OMG!
No ponchos needed.
I have a large (if ill furnished and poorly decorated) house, and a large deck with an awning – as well as the space underneath the deck – it’s a kinda sorta entertaining area as well.
Should the weather suck, it won’t really matter.
Here’s my original post about Jerry. It’s really a touching video, an actual chuckwagon cowboy cook with talent, who went online.
Chuckwagon Breakfast
Gingrich / Perry
The debates would be epic for different reasons.
MMM up.
I have a large (if ill furnished and poorly decorated) house . . .
All good. It won’t matter much if we trash it.
I’m not really worried about he rain.
21 TSA agents at the security checkpoint.
Most common statement? “Can you push the bags down?”
RP supporters are starting to remind me a lot of Baghdad Bob
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