It’s here. It’s really here. It’s Friday, and we have boobs. This week Sucked Falt, so let’s cut the talky-talk, and skip to the good stuff. This song was either written for Roland, or the Man With No Name. Either way, it’s badass.
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Today’s model was discovered by submitting pictures of her personality to an internet smut site. Shocking! According to her bio, she dislikes the following things: Spiders, Waves, Small spaces, Injections, Migraines, The dark, Citrus scented stuff, Bees and wasps, Anything flying near my face, English Summers, Cricket, Golf, Tennis, Cats, Jazz, Ska, Liars. I have a feeling she’ll get used to the stuff flying at her face. Please welcome my new best friend, Sara Willis!
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One Two Three Four, Sandra Fluke’s dick is sore.
Five Six Seven Eight, Show her some hatey-hate.
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632 – The Last Sermon (Khutbah, Khutbatul Wada’) of Prophet Muhammad
1496–Jews are expelled from Carintha Austria
1497–Nicolaus Copernicus 1st recorded astronomical observation
1562–Kissing in public banned in Naples (punishable by death)
1791–George Hayward, US, surgeon, 1st to use ether
1796–Napoleon Bonaparte marries Josephine de Beauharnais
1822–Charles M Graham of New York patents artificial teeth
1893–Congo cannibals killed 1000s of Arabs
1918–Russian Bolshevik Party becomes the Communist Party
1947–US Men’s Figure Skating Championship won by Richard Button
1959–Barbie, the popular girls’ doll, debuted, over 800 million sold
1964–1st Ford Mustang produced
1993–7th Soul Train Music Awards
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This weekend I’ll be de-skinning chickens and mailing them to the poor japanese women. Over there, they have to use fish skin for contraception which is highly inferior. BAD JAPANESE GOVERNMENT!
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I need a sub for next week. If you are interested, email me at mmorland at tampa bay dot rr dot com.
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Ohai bewbs!
I had to reduce my screen size to see all of her.
True story.
She is rather cute and has very large chesticles
That girl ain’t drownin’, that’s for sure.
I suddenly feel uplifted.
She doesn’t like Ska?!? WTF, man?!
Her face in that last picture isn’t very pretty.
She has a face?
Cyn, I found you a playmate.
http://tinyurl.com/6luhgow
first to use either what?
Is there such a thing as BANGLAR meh?
This weekend’s project (if I’m not in the hospital): http://www.nest.com/
yes, she definitely has bigguns……
She truly meets the mandatory requirements of a big boob friday lass.
yup. those are some big boobs.
But why is she so pissed off?
first to use either which.
What? Why are you going to a hospital??
WTF OVER
first to use either which.
what which?
where?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQQtgx4iG8E
Andy’s got ebola.
Another poor girl who was born without any discernable nipples. Why do you keep posting these unfortunate cripples?
Humn. E of Jeff is right.
WTF OVER
Relax. The whiny bitch just has a man-cold….
Maybe you should call him and check up on him…. yannow, make sure he’s okay….
oh, almost forgot…
HI RICH!!!
Kidding. I can’t seem to shake the friggin’ Ebola.
Another poor girl who was born without any discernable nipples.
I’m sure she has nipples. Bu they were just swallowed up by all the
fatboobage.*coughs on wiserbud*
*coughs on wiserbud*
ew.
Heh. Wiserbud has the plague now.
Well done, BBF Man.
Heh. Wiserbud has the plague now.
Weird. I don;t remember penicillin being able to cure the plague….
It must have been some other disease….
Another poor girl who was born without any discernable nipples.
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A quick internet search can disprove this theory.
No nipples.
It’s in the rules.
How much weight are you supposed to gain when you quit smoking?
Rules were made to be broken.
http://tinyurl.com/3rxr8tw
Comment by Hotspur on March 9, 2012 2:32 pm
No nipples.
Comment by Hotspur on March 9, 2012 2:32 pm
It’s in the rules.
GET YOUR BOOT OFF MY NECK, OPPRESSOR!
FREE THE SWEATERMEAT TWO!
>> *coughs on wiserbud*
You got cab fare!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkvnBjUPzQ
I think it’s only a rule when PJM is here. And since she’s not here…..
http://tinyurl.com/3jgmuw9
You got cab fare!
and a little something left over for a candy bar….
WHEEEE!!!!
Hoooo…….. how will I ever unsee that?
nice boobage!
Why does everything cost 5 bucks at the food store anymore?
How much weight are you supposed to gain when you quit smoking?
Michelle would rather you smoked….
Hoooo…….. how will I ever unsee that?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Couldn’t resist, could you? You just had to click the link, didn’t you?
back later, boobs.
How much weight are you supposed to gain when you quit smoking?
Just remember, it’s the smoking that’s killing you, not the extra 25 pounds.
Could be more, or less. You’re pretty active, so it probably won’t affect you as much.
Why does everything cost 5 bucks at the food store anymore?
The Man is trying to keep you down.
*must. kill. wiserbud.*
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loads trebuchet with…**searches craigie’s list for hitman*
MJ – is that your nephew?
How much weight are you supposed to gain when you quit smoking?
How much did you gain?
I got some wood crates from California yesterday and the plywood has warning labels.
WARNING
Drilling, sawing, sanding or machining wood
products generates wood dust,a substance known
to the State of California to cause cancer. Avoid
inhaling wood dust or use respirator or other
safeguards for personal protection.
CALIFORNIA HEALTH AND SAFETY CODE SECTION 25249.6
But why is she so pissed off?
BECAUSE SHE HATES SKA! WHO THE HELL HATES SKA?!
I am not sure Car in, probably about 15 lbs so far.
MJ – is that your nephew?
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Yes. He’s like 22 now. Ok, he’s only 1, but he’s changed a ton. Love that little guy.
Please tell me those are Slim Jims.
He’s a cutie! Uncle MJ ain’t too bad, either, but both of you need to grow the hell up and gets some haircuts!
Why does sawdust cause cancer in California?
Scott, what doesn’t cause cancer in California?
for all you window lickers not on twitter
http://reason.com/blog/2012/03/09/remy-cough-drops-the-mandate-featuring-s
Coke and Pepsi cause cancer in California too.
They have to change their coloring.
Maybe California causes cancer.
I heard that about Coke & Pepsi on FNC today too, Scott. Apparently the companies are going to make the change country-wide.
Why don’t Coke & Pepsi man-up and tell CA lawmakers to shove it and just stop selling there. Can you imagine the uproar from the citizenry?
NO PLYWOOD FOR YOU!
Come back…2 years…NEXT!
Haha, wonder if there would be congressional hearings over Coke and Pepsi not being available.
Pretty soon those will be on your health plan, too.
Hahahahahaha
Scott, read down to the 4th post:
http://www.amazon.com/Someone-collect-these-reviews-book-/forum/Fx2F11PKKGZM3SX/Tx2MQJ5697DMGKR/1/ref=cm_cd_fp_ef_tft_tp?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B0078XGJXO
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/03/08/harry-reid-signals-he-may-gut-insider-trading-bill
Screw you guys. I’m going home. . .
sheesh it’s cold enough here to make a fire
Maybe California causes cancer.
I dunno about cancer, but high blood pressure definitely.
Aren’t you home already, MCPO?
Back to BBF
Screw you guys. I’m going home. . .
Finally. Make sure the hoveround is fully charged before heading out…
Oops. With my genetics, I figure cancer is a given. I’ll keep the artificial coloring in my coke.
Hey, oso, did you see that Cal beat Stanfurd last night? I saw that your Lobos advanced, too.
I love the last line on TGSG’s link – that guy is a Hostage:
“Look, I’m probing somebody….”
HA HA HA
* dusts off Enrique award *
Saw that Sean! The Stanfurd Alum in my family have been suspiciously quiet all day.
Same here Dave. I am freezing!
I make fires Sohos.
*tosses you a heavy serape*
Ha!, HotSpur.
The first one made a good point too. The reviews are much, much more entertaining and better written than the book itself.
Oh, for fuck’s sake. I can’t believe that this was even an issue.
This is kinda cute.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMO6vjmkyI&feature=youtu.be
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfAGzUIkyDU&feature=player_embedded
I make fires Sohos.
Ya think that’s a good idea, when they were talking about “Roast Dave” earlier?
Shh, AD, you’ll ruin the bonfire portion of Lapeerpalooza.
My mom’s ebola/capt trips is under control and she has been released from the hospital.
He’s a cutie! Uncle MJ ain’t too bad, either, but both of you need to grow the hell up and gets some haircuts!
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WORST ADVICE EVER!
shut up I need fires
shut up I need fires
Not in the server room, Dave.
Hey Jay, in those server rooms, the old fire protection systems will put out any type of fire. They will also kill you, most likely.
Imma make a fire this weekend if it isn’t too windy.
There are a bunch of limbs down in the yard after last night’s 50mph gusts.
Oh, for fuck’s sake. I can’t believe that this was even an issue.
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You should see how many kid’s teams in the Greater Houston area use this same name and logo. The pc police got their taints in a tizzy and it backfired on them.
Dave, FYI, for Ace’s place. Jonn Lilyea confirms Mr. Rutgers is indeed a SEAL.
WORST ADVICE EVER!
Seriously. I mean, it pays for itself…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3G1cwqYkO4
MJ – Where is the photo?
They will also kill you, most likely.
They give you 20 seconds to clear the room. Plenty of time.
Yikes Oso! Good to hear she’s been released. Rub a little dirt on her to help speed the healing.
/Dr. Cyn hat off
MCPO: Last few lines. Link is in ‘me’. SYWMIA.
funny
lunch
later
fin
15 pounds Isn’t too bad. What does lauraw say?
>> Jonn Lilyea confirms Mr. Rutgers is indeed a SEAL.
I work with one. He’s very polite, considering his injuries.
Link, xbrad?
Where the heck is Rich?!
What’s up, sluts?
MJ – Get a haircut you hippie!
Hi, Rich!
Hey, Rich! How things?
Impeccable timing, as usual.
Andy, I posted the question at his blog, but he answered me via email. Check yours.
Spooky!
The timing seems curious to me.
‘Hey, Rich! How things?”
Not bad. Still enjoying unemployment, er… I mean self-employment. I think its going to be the new normal for a while.
SUCKFALT!!!!
Racist
But I did buy a new Dell laptop last week. Much better to surf pron with.
Doesn’t like waves? Does she reside in HELL? Who the fuck doesn’t enjoy a wave tossin up some seaglass. Fuckin biatch!!!
But I did buy a new Dell laptop last week.
Dude.
Why did I get an Obama/Biden banner in the yahoo advertisements?!?
Will one of you nice people please finish writing my very, very long post on Littoral Warfare and the ships we should be building for it?
Xbrad, if you want it to read “blah blah blah, yadda yadda” I could do it.
How bout Clittoral Warfare instead. Of course, I still would have no clue.
Because yahoo hates you, sohos.
Clittoral Warfare
*giggles and blushes; hides behind prim and proper ladies Victorian umbrella*
Clittoral warfare
I’M AGAINST THAT WAR!!!!
NO WAR!!!!
Sohos, I went to check yahoo and I got a Weight Watchers banner.
You have to nuke those things from orbit.
It’s cold here today.
What the heck, one day it’s 78 the next it’s 48.
climate change
climate change
i.e.: fucking weather
15 pounds Isn’t too bad. What does lauraw say?
Eh, he’s a tall beanpole, 15 lbs doesn’t look like anything on him. Plus I’m too preoccupied with slimming my own fat ass.
A hump reduction would help, laura
Ask your knees, scott. They’ll tell you on a flight of stairs when you have gained too much.
The BBF model looks Bulgarian….
I dont’ even know what that means.
dad is resting.
I’m trying to cum up with an appropriate “No blood for oil!” slogan for Clittoral Warfare.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qKpbMlRM60&feature=related
I really, really, really need to remember not to click on this blog when my wife is in the room.
I’m just saying.
If you think she gives you a dirty look on BBF, wait until she sees you looking at it on HHD,
“I really, really, really need to remember not to click on this blog when my wife is in the room.”
I need to remember not to click on this blog when I’m in the room.
DBS, Tell her you’re shopping for a Valentines present for her, and wanted lingerie ideas.
Tell her you have taken the 90-day no-fap challenge and just testing your self-control.
I really, really, really need to remember not to click on this blog when WIserbud is posting.
Tell her her bewbs are too small and you’re holding tryouts for after she’s cut like Manning.
Tell her to mind her own fucking business, then get the best night of sleep ever in the guest bedroom.
She’s already got the best boobs money can buy, she just isn’t crazy about me eyeballing competition. Women are so silly.
Tell her you were curious to see what a real woman looks like for a change. That should take care of it.
Tell her that you’d heard this was a great site for recipes and weather updates.
Brad why do you twitter twice for every new post?
Brad why do you twitter twice for every new post?
‘She’s already got the best boobs money can buy’
orly? please to send some photos?
Tell her to mind her own fucking business, then get the best night of sleep ever in the guest bedroom.
HAHAHAHAHA! *cough, sputter, choke* HAHAHAHAHA!
DIgital, tell her the BBF model looks like a Bulgarian whore, skank compared to her and that seeing those fat fun bags has convinced you of your wife’s superiority in beauty, wit and style.
Or something like that.
Hahahahaha
Rich wins.
And then get ready for some big time loving tonight.
Time to go pick up the family. Later, baters.
Scott, I really wanna make sure you see it. Actually, I don’t know why it does that. I tried fixing that once, and then nothing went to twitter, and I got about 30 emails asking what happened. So I put back the twitter link, and it doubled up again.
I blame Mare.
That whore.
Or do what MJ said.
Steyn:
What the hell is brad blathering about?
Stealth mode: Don’t scroll down, use recent non sequiturs to get to comments.
And that’s why everyone loves Steyn. He’s smart AND right.
You should tweet that Scott!
Lauraw, where is that quote from?
xbrad, use Twitterfeed instead of the WordPos Twitter button.
His latest column, Mare.
MJ has turned into a twittering machine.
I bet his IQ has dropped 20 points.
This is new and different.
http://thisiscommonsense.com/2012/03/08/quietly-stunning/
Laura. What Steyn said.
Evening, lepers.
We have thunder boomers.
Andy, STFU.
Here Mare: http://www.ocregister.com/opinion/fluke-343935-sex-right.html
Right, but at NRO?
I just went there and didn’t see it.
Thanks for the link, I thought you were being sarcastic.
Xbrad, it looks like you get twitched by wordpress and your networked blog affiliation dealie.
$20: found.
I’m sorry Dave. God’s Speed.
A hump reduction would help, laura
Ask your knees, scott. They’ll tell you on a flight of stairs when you have gained too much.****
This, yes.
Sheesh. Just tryin’ to help.
*moves xbrad to kill immediately list*
I still don’t understand twitter, so I’m pretty sure my IQ is safely in the 36-38 range.
*shotguns beer
35-12 range.
Laura pulls the Steyn Orange County Register trick for the win.
John Carter was terrific!
Brian Terry’s family should testify before congress once a week until SCOAMF and AGOAMF are gone.
Fuck anyone who believes they are entitled to my property for ‘justice’ or whatever.
Hugs, Dave.
Andy, you may wanna wait to kill me. I haven’t scheduled Monday’s Load HEAT yet, but Bianca Beauchamp is just about the hottest chick I’ve ever posted.
Revisiting Brian Terry’s story is tough…I agree, his family should be testifying weekly. If that idiot Fluke is given time with a fake hearing, the Terry family should get the real deal….often.
Bianco Beauchamp is gross.
Puts brad on the “hit continually about the head and neck with a billy club” list.
Mare, if you’d let me posts the redhead/latex pics of you, I wouldn’t have to post hers.
Something to think about.
Oh, hello, cuteness:
http://tinyurl.com/6q9ee2b
Adorable!!!!
I knew it.
http://tinyurl.com/6o3xugj
I got mad about fluke all over again at the gym. Everyone is so upset about how the word “slut” is so damaging bla bla bla ..
Meanwhile, two girls were kidnapped FROM their home a weekago, stuffed in a trunk, and not seen since.
Because the bitches and hoes were gonna testify on a brother.
Let’s re-evaluate what is more damaging to women in society today.
Hearing Rush say the S word, or being kidnapped and, most likely, murdered because you have cities FULL of people who don’t give a shit about life.
I haven’t scheduled Monday’s Load HEAT yet
*looks at calendar*
*taps fingers on table impatiently*
the Steyn Orange County Register trick for the win.
I scrolled through my twitter to find Steyn’s tweet with that link in it for Mare. Weird. Does he always link to columns in that paper or is that a first?
That poor girl’s back!
The Steyn column that will appear on NRO Saturday morning can be read at the OC Register on Fridays.
Men have big and tall. Where does this poor girl go for foundations? A construction contractor?
So, the word “slut” is just incomprehensibly bad. Evil even.
And yet thirty years ago, it was ok to say “Jane, you ignorant slut!” on television every Saturday night.
I did not know that. Thanks Andy!
So, did anyone else win any prestigious awards today?
* dusts off Enrique award *
* dusts off Enrique award *
I sure hope you tweeted that.
That Steyn article is yummy.
Yes. The Steyn article is awesome. I facechimped it for all my liberal relatives to enjoy.
* dusts off Enrique award *
That’ll look nice on your mantel.
Thanks Andy!
Is that anything like Thanks, Nancy!…?
‘Sup Brew?
thanks! Nancy is the best thing ever.
dad’s snoozing.
Dave, you with him?
Hold his hand. You’ll never regret it.
yeah
stop making me cry you jerk.
and thank you.
Know that drinking game where you all drink every time I sell a job?
DRINK!
woo hoo!
Hang in there Dave.
Hahhyahahha.
I *just* got my Henry Birth Announcement.
**sends graduation gift**
Carin made a commercial for her gym.
http://anomalycentral.wordpress.com/2012/03/08/i-like-walnuts/
shut up goddammit I hate you all so much.
(thank you)
Dave – We are there with you, brother.
I know
Dave, the Mrs. sends her best wishes.
I was thinking earlier today of your story about when you got him the Fokker Triplane model. That was very sweet.
I got so high dopin those wings Andrew..
At 8 eastern, 5 pacific, I’mma hoist a toast to NepLex. Those of you who enjoyed his blog are welcome to join me.
Guinness if you gots it.
Oh, hello, cuteness:
Hi.
http://tinyurl.com/4cmsfk
I give this poat 19 of these thingies: :::::::::::::::::::
it was going to only be 17, then I saw those two things and the score naturally went up.
Hold his hand. You’ll never regret it.
That’s about the only thing I did right when my dad was nearing the end. It was such a confusing, hard-to-cope time, that I ended up not saying anything meaningful or connecting as often as I should have during those interminably long, blindingly quick, 3 weeks.
Dave, it looks like you’re doing a much better job than I. Hang in there.
Ok, everybody wish for me to win the Megamillions tonight and Lapeerpalooza is ON ME.
I’ll pop for a keg of the good stuff. And box wine for EVERYONE.
My dad isn’t very demonstrative, but when he’s really bad off I know he always enjoys physical contact.
But I think Dave has got the bases covered. I don’t need to tell him anything.
No indeed.
Carin – If you win, will you buy me an iPad 3?
>> Dave, it looks like you’re doing a much better job than I.
No, I don’t think there’s a good job. I have to help my kids. Who are doing so well. Thanks.
I bet 15 pounds looks great on Scott and I bet Layra also looks amazing (though she will protest)
Loves you Dave
Yes, I will Chief. What color do you want?
No one tell Carin, but I had chips and bean dip for dinner
No one tell Sohos, but I had a few fried potato pieces, and I’m thinking about another glass of wine.
Ya know I think it is the weather…small lapses, I know you will work out enough for the both of us tomorrow ((((hugs))))
This Guinness, my goodness!
I also have the house to myself. It is pouring down raining and cold as hell. DD is at work, Count and his son went to her work to eat and I didn’t want to get out and I said what the hell. I make good choices 99% of the time.
One “night off” is good. It keeps us going.
We’ll just make it up (somehow) tomorrow.
Mr Car In isn’t home yet. Neither is child #2 (he is next door).
Our “rich” neighbors. They’re nice.
Carin – I prefer the color, “free”. It’s really my favorite.
Then we’re all set.
Sohos was always my favorite.
While I do not have a Guinness Xbrad I intent to hoist a drink of my finest scotch for him at 9
hahahaha
I really want to drink a beer but I may have to get out and pick up DD from work
Amen, Vman.
>> (though she will protest)
HAH.. She will won’t she?
Thank you sweetie. I’m good.
I have a unopened 16 year old Lagavulin I am favoring heavily.
a unopened 18yo Walker Gold
a unopened Chivas Royal Paisley
My open 15 yo Balvenie single barrel
George was a cutie beasn.
Did anybody shoot anybody else in Reno just to watch them die today?
Ooh. Balvenie is very nice. I prefer the double cask.
Hello, good people.
Who’s kicked who in the ass?
But in a loving, loving way?
Scott where do you see a pic of George?
That is my favorite Jew, but I kind of want to open a new bottle in honor.
George is in the header now, Sohos.
To Lex!
>> Did anybody shoot anybody else in Reno just to watch them die today?
YES! Who ratted me out??
Awwwww…..
Ohai, George!
Thank you whoever you are. I miss my big buddy.
That’ll do, Pig.
Beasn, he was a cutie. And he had awesome hair!
I could thump myself now. George hated getting poked and the vet’s office always made him very nervous……it wasn’t ’til we got there (Mr. Beasn came home from work to take us) that I understood that they didn’t do the ‘box’ treatment, then shot. They did the ‘shot’.
I didn’t want to feel him flinch. On top of my ebola, it would have made me bawl ugly. Thoughts were not clear.
So, Mr. Beasn told the vet we would say our goodbye and then let him take Georgie back for the shot.
Hindsight. Meh. I should have held him to the last breath.
Sorry to hear about your piggy, beasn.
Stopped by Whispers farewell thread. There’s been 1226 folks stop by to say goodby to Lex.
Goodness, Beasn, you were an awesome mom to George, don’t second guess yourself…it ruins a perfect relationship!
Though, our vet is wonderful and I know he was very kind.
Hey, I didn’t do that smiley face????
There’s an app for just randomly shooting people in Reno. Pretty cool.
I love the internet.
Dave, email me (if it’s convenient)…..let me know if you’re going to be in this neck of the woods. I thought you were today and waited, but twice my email to you was returned.
There’s no perfect way to say goodbye, beasn. He knew you were around.
I did that with both Max and Bear Beasn, but I cried a little.
Thank you Sean and everyone. He was a good boy and lived a good long life, for a piggie.
If it weren’t for those damn stones…..he woulda been doddering around in a pig-a-round with chief.
F*CK YOU STONES!
Thank you laura.
Greetings from a hotel room where the walls are made of Chinese styrofoam and the girls next door have teh giggles.
There’s an app for just randomly shooting people in Reno. Pretty cool.
DUCK, EMBER!!!
What city is Romy in? Wait I remember LA?
Roamy, start banging on the wall and moan loudly.
awwwww George
…and the girls next door have teh giggles
[insert customary bra and panties girl pillow fight pic here]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5ndhb5PzhY
oh hell.. it’s time.
tomorrow sometime… kids are on the way.
Speaking of girls…..mine is now home for spring break. That kid has good energy. And by energy, I mean she brings teh sunshine and much needed chatter. Sweetest kid ever. She takes after her dad.
I got my daughter in the room with me. Moaning would get me a visit from social services for sure.
**hugs beasn. Nice pic of George.
I like the way you think, Cyn.
http://tinyurl.com/6q9p4cw
*gives Dave and Dave’s dad an extra firm squishie hug*
Godspeed.
{{hugs for Dave}}
Bless you all, Dave.
Moaning would get me a visit from social services for sure.
Oops. Okay, make wookie noises and try to skeer them.
My, Sean, that Nobel was the biggest I’ve ever seen. I’m gonna need a bigger mantle.
**joins group hug around Dave
Dave, I’m glad you get to be with him at this time.
Hang in there Dave, we are here for ya.
DUCK, EMBER!!!
Scary as…
http://youtu.be/RkbJf1LVU_E
*turn volume down*
Dave,
You’re a good son.
I hope I can measure-up when it’s my turn.
Ooooh, didn’t mean to embed.
Sorry.
*eats duck*
thanks.. tyhank you, I love y’all too
Whoever is grabbing my ass in the group hug, please scratch my back right where my bra crosses my spine. Danke schon.
I….I CAN’T REEEAD!
http://tinyurl.com/84ck2me
/Johnny Cash Cat
HAHA! Thanks for the volume warning, Pupster. My Sparky was going nuts even at the turned-down level. Too cute.
You got it, Roamy.
Be strong, Dave. We’re praying for you.
it helps xbrad, thank you
http://tinyurl.com/7ldmnza
That was a good thick smokey glass of Islay malt. Way too thick and smokey at 1st, as the ice melted it had caramel grass citrus leather and smoke all the way through.
I think I will have another
To Lex!
Heh. I can totally picture Riley wigging out like that.
Greetings from a hotel room where the walls are made of Chinese styrofoam and the girls next door have teh giggles.
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And then what happened?
Not me man. Not me.
http://tinyurl.com/87w2ghx
Hahahahaha, thanks, Cyn.
*just bursts into tears for Dave, is crushed*
I’m really really bad at this stuff.
Not me man. Not me.
http://tinyurl.com/87w2ghx
I wonder how much dognip he had to be that mellow in the tub. It can’t be real… my dog is a spaz around water!
*does internet search for dognip*
Could this be the dawn of a new age?
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/kitty_learns_your_secret.gif
Narwhal’s are sick
I don’t know anyone who is good at this, lauraw.
You, your dad, and your whole family are in my prayers, dave.
Wow. One Guinness and I’m spent.
Awww, dang. Bad news Pup. http://is.gd/vMXMrQ
Bearing Sea Gold is on. They make big bucks! well some of them.
Wow. One Guinness and I’m spent.
I’m not swinging at your low fruit.
Not even when pitched that slowly.
I’m just not that easy.
I am not spam WordPress askmet et al bla bla bla.
My dad’s gone now. Finally at peace.
So sorry for your loss Dave
Condolences Prayers and I am here for ya My dad passed 5 years ago. I feel your pain.
Sympathies, Dave, may he rest in peace.
I’m sorry, Dave.
God bless him, and you and yours.
lauraw,
A few years ago, my older brother called me and said; “Mom’s in the hospital again. I think she’s about done. You might want to come down.”
Hopped in the car drove three and a half hours, found the room full of family (it had to be 90frickin’ degrees in there from all the clustered bodies and the really cool heart-ultrasound machine they were using to check the blood-flow in her heart). Everyone was looking really morose.
They were kinda’ surprised to see me, since I’d not been down to Portland in 20 years.
She regained consciousness, opened her eyes, saw me, scowled and said; “What the hell are *you* doing here?”
That made it a little easier.
It’s really gonna’ be tough with my dad.
I hope I can handle it even half as well as Dave is doing.
L to R
Dave, Pupster
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0h2kdSCUW1r3gb3zo1_400.gif
*you are still full of candy, right?*
thank you all.
Prayers for your dad, Dave. Thanks for being there for him.
Godspeed.
7 years and 7 days for me.
C’mere Cyn.
I’ll show you the dog nip.
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzkq0jtKk11qb5gkjo1_400.png
Prayers and hugs Dave.
So sorry Dave.
God bless you all.
*hugs Dave hard*
Comfort to your family, and good memories keep you.
Awwwww, Dave. (((HUGS)))
Shucks, Dave. You’re in my thoughts.
Love, hugs, condolences, and more hugs, Dave.
I think you’ve had enough, Jewstin.
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/2c3fdbc4-985c-42f9-8bc2-c1b0ae36c722.gif
I think you’ve had enough, Jewstin.
NO, PUPPY!! THAT’S MAH PEANUT BUTTER!!
C’mere Cyn.
I’ll show you the dog nip.
Woof!
This made me laugh until I was silly, Jewstin!
http://i.imgur.com/zaZDM.gif
He’s at peace and so am I. Thank you my friends.
I’m so glad my girls could talk to him before tonight. They loved him so much. And he loved them.
So sorry Dave. Your dad knew you were a good son, with good grandda.ughters
You got your peanut butter on my squirrel!
You got your squirrel on my peanut butter!
Dave – A final salute to your Dad. I’m sure he was proud of you and your girls.
Thank you Jay, MCPO, thank you.
Here’s the old man after he signed up.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/65876163@N00/6333801278/in/photostream
Dave – I’m old enough to have worn those damnable leggings. Your Dad looks like he is ready for anything. Bless his salty heart.
Somebody should buy Dave a beer.
*looks around for raised hands*
I was hoping it wouldn’t be me.
*looks around some more*
Prayers for your Dad and family Dave
Stuck on Stupid’s latest is 127 on the ONT for those following the story.
Once again from me too Dave, sincerest condolences.
Dave-O yer old man is doubleplus cool
fyi, i has the GD late FLU!
Aggs deep huggs STAT!
Xbrad,
Thanks for that!
Sounds like he is gonna get out of this okay!
NYTOL
I am kinda overwhelmed by the love from all of you.. sorry if I sound stupid, but thank you very much.
Woops… I just kinda fangirled all over the comments of the OOT at Ace’s.
Over a very tiny thing in the actual post. I denounce myself *hangs head in shame*
the SOS story is so good, I am starting to wonder if he is giving us the flim flam, the bamboozle, the good natured misdirection, the hoodwink, puttin the shine on, playing us for the mark.
eh, either way he is a pretty good writer.
G’mo, I’m in the same boat with you.
I read the update, but I admit I must have missed the first part of the story. Anyone got a link to the humble beginnings of the beatdowns?
Revvy it was like a week or so Wed or Thurs in the OOT for the start of it. It really is a good story, had me goin, I just kinda wonder now.
but I won’t say anything over there, just in case he is playing fun I don’t want to ruin it, but I got teh jaundiced eye.
cant make anymore calls, it’s too late
huggin my kids
life on life’s terms.
G’night Dave.
Get some rest.
It was such a young post, killed at such a young age.
I may have found the very first funny comment at Hot Air:
http://tinyurl.com/7dqpszt
Condolences, DinT. You are a good son.
xbrad, that was one messed up scene. I’m emailing it to all the AA pilots on shift with me tonight.
Every officer on duty except one is a reservist and 2 are AA guys.
*lays roses on the poat’s grave*
… I really need to straighten out my sleep schedule.
Revvy, tell me about it!
If it stays slow I’ll try and put up a new poat before most hostages rise and shine.
I actually have to go to work in like 3 hours… I’m an idiot.
I spent all this time making a very long note about SoS’s ordeal on FB.
New poat fail! The formatting/frames on the dashboard come out all messed up on the antiquated AF IT infrastructure.
Would it kill us to get firefox?
If you save it in draft I’ll take a look at it, Phatty Phat Phat.
Good morning.
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/puppy-stampede.gif
BBF is all you pupster.
wakey wakey
BBF is all you pupster.
Eight nipples, no waiting.
So who wants to help me rake up the pine needles in the backyard? No?
So who wants to join me in drinking a beer afterward? Thought so.
Good morning.
*gives Dave a hug*
MJ, I would gladly help you rake pine needles. I used to do that at my gran-in-law’s, and found it very therapeutic.
Pine needles are very flammable.
Can someone explain to me the Chris Christie rant shit?
I mean when y’all wake up.
Pupster, i couldn’t even build the poat, the frames were all whacked out. It happens even on the homepage and comments, but it’s still readable. No biggie, next mid shift I’ll drag one of the 19 yr old help desk airmen over to work station and have him fix it.
Didn’t want to do that when BBF was the active poat, however.
I’m home now, and on my beloved mac and all looks normal.
phat, was it plugged in? Try plugging it in.
Pine needles are very flammable.
Nobody listen to him. Thanks.
Also, scrambled eggs topped with spicy cajun crab dip?
Yes.
Nobody listen to him. Thanks.
Oh jeebers. How much land did you burn off?
so, uh, how flammable are pine needles?
…
No reason just curious
Oh jeebers. How much land did you burn off?
Nobody was using that shed, forest, and neighbor’s picnic table anyway.
Listen; anybody here good at p-shop?
I need something.
Pine needles are kinda like nature’s version of turpentine.
Pine needles are roughly the equivalent of gasoline.
*Applies for grant from Steven Chu*
Whatcha need, humpy? I’m o.k. at it.
I’m fairly good, Laura. Email me.
ok
Or Andy.
If you want a photo of Batman sucking a giant chocolate dildo though, it’s been done.
P-shop War!!!
I emailed both of you just in case one of you sucks.
Scott, do you have any third degree burns from this incident?
what if they both suck, what ya gonna do then, huh?
bet you didn’t think about THAT did you?
She can email Allah and sweet talk him. He was famous for his p-shops back in the day.
She’ll pick the least sucky one, and turn it into pine-flavored lemonade, Dave.
Never, ever underestimate Laura.
Whatever she has in mind, Geoff could make it a chart.
>> what if they both suck, what ya gonna do then, huh?
Slublog. Duh!
Ha ha ha, I didn’t want to bother Slu. I’m always pestering after him for this stuff.
so my one day to sleep in and the neighbors dog decides to bark incessantly, I finally get up, pour coffee and he finally shuts up. FML
Also, scrambled eggs topped with spicy cajun crab dip?
Yes.
Uhm … what exactly was in this crab dip?
*gets out calorie calculator
I finally found a gift for my MIL. Only took three stores.
She’ll probably hate it anyway, so I don’t know why I sweat it.
I made penne last night with tomato basil sauce, which I jacked up with some bacon and pepper. A wedge of smoked cheddar on the side and a tomato salad with jalapeno ranch dressing. And a pear.
I’m still burping.
Tastes mostly like cream cheese, crab, and cayenne, Carin.
Also, Scott left this YAH HUUUUGE bag of individual Smartfood bags here.
I think he hates me and wants me to be fat.
*eyefucks the Smartfood while eating walnuts*
MMMMmmmm Smartfood, try just having one.
Yah no shit, Shimmy.
Thanks for your assistance.
*shuns*
BTW, the Paul Newman brand of salad dressings (“Newman’s Own”) are reliably good. I know, it seems dumb to buy salad dressings concocted by a movie star, but they are excellent.
Also, Ken’s Steak House dressings are a fine choice.
They both have “lite” versions if you are counting calories.
I think he hates me and wants me to be fat.
Maybe you should stop burning the landscape.
Am I hungover or have I hot heard of smartfood?
Salad dressing Michael?
Happy Birthday Hotspur!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vmax, I didn’t know what Smartfood was either. Had to look up the Wiki article.
Laura, you should clear the pine needles before you burn the stump.
WHITE CHEDDAH YUMMINESS!!!!!
Hotspur, Happy Birthday my good man!
And by my I mean our.
Hope you have a lovely day, Hotspur
Happy birthday, HS.
Happy Birthday HS, you funneh fuck.
Dave, am so sorry to hear your dad passed. You are in my prayers my friend.
Seriously?
I got out of bed for this?
Condolences to the Dave family.
WTF? xbrad broke the blog.
I got out of bed for this?
Yes.
Happy Birthday, HS.
also, happy birthday HS.
Huh? What did I do?
NEW POAT
it was time.
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