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So big and so handsome, Rosetta!!
Have you taught him how to drive a stick yet? You should probably learn how first.
Revolting.
Clearly you are not applying proper disciplinary protocols.
I give this poat 7 of these thingies: >>>>>>>
would have been 8 but I heard about it on twitter, which is gay.
No justice, no peas!
cute kid.
okay, who broke Google?
http://tinyurl.com/c7bgt4
peas out
Vmax, are you okay?
Imagine Whirled Peas.
http://tinyurl.com/87yjrqa
Who knew you could get 7 Indians on blueberries?!
Who knew you could get 7 Indians on blueberries?!
Jäger infused blueberries.
Stoned on blueberries – I thought the same thing too, MCPO!!
*googles to see if blueberries are in season yet*
FUCK YOU PEAS!!
Oh, this is the cutest poat evah. Also, Mrs. Rosetta has a very lovely voice, and a wonderful laugh.
Hey Rosetta, you left yours in the last thread:
http://tinyurl.com/7bplhpo
Also, Henry is awesome!
FUCK YOU PEAS!!
Oh, this is the cutest poat evah. Also, Mrs. Rosetta has a very lovely voice, and a wonderful laugh.
Hahahaha. Also, yes.
I want a Henry.
*screw you, stupid old uterus!
Hey Rosetta, you left yours in the last thread:
http://tinyurl.com/7bplhpo
You have the worst link skillz in the world.
hahahah….did you wait until they showed up?
Why am I the only one to “Like” this here poat???
WHY???
So I’m having some sort of mexican drink that is lime juice, beer, Worcestershire and hot seasoning.
Sounds like an important part of a healthy breakfast.
HAH! Keep that pea thing in mind when you let him clean the guns.
What a cute kid.
I want a Henry.
*screw you, stupid old uterus!
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
There is no “I” in “uterus”.
I don’t even know what that means.
hahahaha
It’s good to have you around, douche!
So I’m having some sort of mexican drink that is lime juice, beer, Worcestershire and hot seasoning.
Look around carefully. You may be in a gay bar.
YAY! Henry and Floyd!
F*CK PEAS! He did what he should with peas – finger paint ’cause they ain’t for eating.
It’s good to have you around, douche!
Are you calling me fat?
BIG BONED!!
http://tinyurl.com/7cunrm9
Look around carefully. You may be in a gay bar.
^^ THIS!
Henry hates peas like Fluke hates only having one vagina.
Henry hates peas like Fluke hates only having one vagina
Henry is a gentleman and scholar.
Brothers, different mothers.
Same fathers.
I don’t like peas either. Fuck peas.
Edward Yang, looks like a pretty good guy. I wonder if he knows this little dancer?
http://tinyurl.com/7lzazj5
Rosie – Do you smoke inside the house?
Rosie – Do you smoke inside the house?
No. I did for the first year or two that we lived here but I didn’t like waking up with the house smelling like my breath.
So now I smoke outside like a leper piece of shit.
MCPO?
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/hilarious-photos-2.jpg
Hold me closer tiny dancer.
http://tinyurl.com/7lzazj5
Okay, that picture of chief, is hilarious.
http://tinyurl.com/86rp6us
World’s smallest sausage fest.
http://tinyurl.com/83eu5lh
There was a time when “Hold me closer, Tony Danza” actually made sense.
http://tinyurl.com/89kqfmu
Mare, the arrow in Elton’s ear looks like a penis…
My cough has settled down to sounding like I smoke, a low rumble of goo.
World’s smallest sausage fest.
http://tinyurl.com/76xm4ut
Mare is the laziest linker ever.
She doesn’t even click on the picture so that the link is just the picture. She links to the website with the picture.
MOM!! MARE IS A WHORE!!
One woman party:
http://tinyurl.com/7hb7uk6
OH YAY IT IS A CUTE BABY.
*lactates*
Hey, Assface, sometimes that doesn’t work! And NOTHING will stop me from posting humorous crap. NOTHING!
Andy, what color leotard is your young Laotian friend wearing RIGHT NOW??
>> And NOTHING will stop me from posting humorous crap. NOTHING!
she’s a maniac, maaaaaaaniac on the floor
McDonald stop.
You guys should try this place- the salads are fabulous.
“she’s a maniac, maaaaaaaniac on the floor”
HA!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md5-kAtztc0
That kid’s on drugs.
I know it.
Did you have a good time, Carin?
One woman party:
http://tinyurl.com/7hb7uk6
OMG, scroll down for the picture of the lesbian.
Hey young Laotian boy in Andy’s basement, what’s your favorite song?
http://tinyurl.com/4k2lke
Car in, McDonald’s salads cause explosive diarrhea.
OMG, scroll down for the picture of the lesbian.
I thought that was a guy.
*stabs eyes*
>> Andy, what color leotard is your young Laotian friend wearing RIGHT NOW??
Cream. IYKWISAITYD
OMG, scroll down for the picture of the lesbian.
I think I’m going to go ahead and never, ever take advice from you again.
Look around carefully. You may be in a gay bar.
The tipoff, MJ, is that all the guys in that bar have perfect haircuts and fashionable shoes.
Hostage men when they look upon the beauty that is the lezbean in the above link, who wants you to pay for birth control……
Don’t tell my friends or I’ll say you’re a slut
Plus it’s your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus,
Now, I’ll go home and change…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8dtyNycdM0
>> And NOTHING will stop me from posting humorous crap.
I meant completely lame crap.
I want to hear more about MJ’s morning/afternoon. It sounds pretty good!
HAHAHAHAHA, I found that song on my iTouch. That’s what you get when you ask your son to load you some music.
Awww, Rosie – Henry is soooo adorable!
I love peas and that little baby is so damn cute!
I want to hear more about MJ’s morning/afternoon. It sounds pretty good!
I’m guessing he is not paying for any of his own drinks.
He’ll be on the dance floor pretty soon.
Hey, Assface, sometimes that doesn’t work! And NOTHING will stop me from posting humorous crap. NOTHING!
Including your lack of a sense of humor?
TAKE THAT STUPID FUNNY BONE!!
http://tinyurl.com/28kqt6h
Mare – STFU and cook moar bacon!
>>>Brothers, different mothers.
Same fathers.
Okay, this is easily the funniest thing Beasn has ever said…… ever.
So, did you guys just put Henry on the floor after the pea incident and let Floyd clean him up?
Or are we the only family that used the dogs to make our job easier?
(In fairness, the dogs LOVED all of the girls…..
)
Wiser, what have you been doing?
Facechimp update: long John silver’s for lunch!
*and now, to sit back and wait for the inevitable unfunny “fify”
MCPO, my husband made me breakfast this morning!
wiser, discuss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q-k-uN73Gk
*runs*
Cream. IYKWISAITYD
Hahahahahaha.
http://tinyurl.com/7h3jj6r
I’ve actually been to lesbian restaurants in San Francisco and Columbus. Didn’t know it at first, but it wasn’t hard to figure out after sitting there for a few minutes. They were both worth a return visit, because the food was good. I suspect that you can rely on lesbians for a great meal.
>>>Comment by mare on March 4, 2012 1:31 pm
Wiser, what have you been doing?
Getting in as many hours at the music store as I can to slow the constant drain on my savings while looking anywhere and everywhere for a non-sales job.
And you?
*and now, to sit back and wait for the inevitable unfunny “fify”
http://tinyurl.com/72u6emh
Rosetta, read the comments on that video….hahahahaha…idiots.
>>> I suspect that you can rely on lesbians for a great meal.
As long as you like seafood…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD5GtohtRYU#t=0m35s
And you?
Well, now I’m going to pray overtime that you find a job you really enjoy that pays the bills and won’t give you a heart attack, and I mean that sincerely.
(But, yes, I’m a lazy asshole.)
Same fathers.
Okay, this is easily the funniest thing Beasn has ever said…… ever.
You don’t have to hurt my feeling.
http://tinyurl.com/7lxzv9c
Stupid mare.
Wiser doesn’t have a heart.
SEE!!!!
Sean runs into the same problem as I do (or is cleverly mocking me).
Cute little ankle-biter ya got there Rosita! Got to have a drink in a bar for the first time with my youngest last night. Life is good.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! LJS is actually a combination Long Johns/PizzaHut.
>> I meant completely lame crap.
I expect nothing less.
Also, not even dogs will eat peas.
Peas are disgusting. Like ugly lesbians.
Michael in the non-Lesbian gay bar.
http://tinyurl.com/7q6yshd
Hahahaha! That’s awesome Wiser! Count is going to get us JCI
Will no one stand up for the pea?!
http://tinyurl.com/7knljw8
Michael in the non-Lesbian gay bar.
http://tinyurl.com/7q6yshd
HAHAHAHA
Got to have a drink in a bar for the first time with my youngest last night.
That’s always a cute moment you will remember, when you start to relate to your kid as an adult.
It may be a few more years before the kid actually picks up the tab.
It may be a few more years before the kid actually picks up the tab.
I’m still waiting. . .
That reminds me, almost time to plant Sugarsnaps.
St. Patty’s Day. Every year. Even if the ground is frozen. But it won’t be, this year.
booya
http://tinyurl.com/7rbuq4p
This is my favorite comment on that video:
“lol if you post the lyrics make sure you add all the lyrics, dumbass. you can plainly hear some lyrics that you didnt put up.”
I’m still waiting. . .
heh
Did anybody else see the twitter stream of that Hollywood writer who came out as a conservative last night? Awesome.
Sidebar item at aoshq.
I’m still waiting. . .
My pop loved it when we picked up the tab (whenever). Now he fights with us for the check every time we try to take him out to eat. You just can’t win!
Hey Mare, what are you doing?
http://tinyurl.com/7lxzv9c
I love sugarsnap peas. Nature’s candy. Like cocaine.
“You guys should try this place- the salads are fabulous.”
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/going-to-mcdonalds-for-a-salad.png
Hey Mare, what are you doing?
http://tinyurl.com/7lxzv9c
Just thinking about Taco Bell and Pizza Hut.
Hugs for free! Hugs for free!
Isn’t relinking fun Rosetta?
Laura, yes I saw that last night and followed him. Good-on-him for outing himself.
Mare, you should find out from your county ag extension office if there’s a good time of year for you to plant them in your part of the world.
You can even grow them in a pot.
For the sake of accuracy, this is actually a combination taco bell/long John silvers.
Lauraw, I liked when he wrote, “So, uhm… do any of you guys wanna buy some Amway from me?”
“You can even grow them in a pot.”
I would love to do that.
Years ago I offered to take my folks out to dinner for their anniversary. They lived in Dallas. I said “anywhere you wanna go mom, money is no object. We want to celebrate”.
Dallas, where you can’t throw a dead cat without hitting at least a 4 star restaurant. So where did mom decide she wanted to go?
Golden Corral.
I said “really?” and she said YES. So that’s where we went.
*sigh* I sure do miss that woman every now and then.
I need to go sleep off a couple of indians.
bbl
http://tinyurl.com/72s9sow
It was 62 degrees earlier this week. . .
http://tinyurl.com/6pafz46
I laughed when he claimed his kid stole his device and he has no idea what was tweeted last night, then the two “NOOO” posts, lol.
“Golden Corral.”
Oh, I love that she said that!
And now they have a chocolate fountain!
When the kids were little, while we were driving from the Gulf back home to the Atlantic side, we’d stop in one and the kids thought it was great! THE CHOICES!!!
hahahaha…I like the guy!
Daniel Knauf @Daniel_Knauf Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
And thank you @CalmHead, for trash-talking a great man & pissing me off enough to jump in swinging. You just created a monster. Fuckball.
Gee, I wonder what sage words of wisdom these young ladies will have imparted to them:
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/213955-obama-asks-to-
Pretty sad, when the President of the United States has to BEG to speak at a college commencement, no?
We’ve got a new dog park opening. . . wonder if Teh iWon could speak there?
Nobody liked my pea joke??
So that’s where we went.
Dave, we had great parents.
I offered to take my folks out to Bigas on the Banks while they were in town before Christmas. Told them I wanted to treat them to a wonderful restaurant. They told me they would prefer to go to the local Tex-Mex. For the early bird special
Nobody liked my pea joke??
hahahahaha
OMG – there are simply no words:
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/213963-john-edwards-asks-judge-not-to-allow-destruction-of-sex-tape
I just welcomed Daniel Knauf, and he sent me this.
http://twitter.com/Daniel_Knauf/statuses/176382952119336960
LC, Mare, yeah. That woman cracked me up. 5 foot nuthin, 110 pounds soakin wet if she had rocks in her pockets, but she wasn’t afraid to reach up and smack me in the head, ever.
Haha, when the ‘rents come up for basketball games, they love the local Mexican restaurant. I think my dad is gonna turn into an enchilada.
That’s a really good picture. Good eyes.
>>>I laughed when he claimed his kid stole his device and he has no idea what was tweeted last night, then the two “NOOO” posts, lol.
That was awesome. Too bad I coulndn’t see both sides of his conversations.
This poat is so cute, I think it sprained one of my ovaries.
Fuckball.
HAHA! I need to use this about 30 times today! Fuckball.
Fukksize Fuckball.
Hehe, the “I waz hakd!” was very well played.
I wonder if anyone ever showed up to have a drink with him.
Wiser ride just suggested having tacos for dinner.
I said “well, we’re already at a combination taco bell/long john silvers… We could get some to go.”
“NOOOOO. WAAAAYYY. I can’t eat this crap!”
I sent him this one of my dad goofing off wth a friend, San Diego I think
http://t.co/U2b2NWQJ
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Autocorrect just called wiserbride “wiser ride.”
Autocorrect just called wiserbride “wiser ride.”
hahahahaha……
Wiser ride
Rethuglican woman-hater!!!
laughs.
*we have a deal*
Definition of hypocrisy = Carbonite
They pull advertising from Rush’s show, but CONTINUE TO ADVERTISE with Ed Schultz?
http://legalinsurrection.com/2012/03/make-an-example-of-carbonite/
>>>laughs.
*we have a deal*
No cigs in over 2 months.
Keep waiting….
it’s really the definition of business is about earning profits.
Oh you fuckin slacker. *hands you a pack of Luckies*
we went to one of those places in Bama called The great sizzler or something like that
If other conservative hosts had any balls, they would drop carbonate as advertisers.
Fucking douchebag cowards.
“wiser ride.”
Haha! But still not wrong.
Frum is a despicable douche.
>>>Oh you fuckin slacker. *hands you a pack of Luckies*
S’funny. I reminded wiserbride of the deal and she lit up.
+11 Chief
I’m trying to get Knauf hooked up with the California morons’ toast to Breitbart tonight.
Where’s pics of aaron, btw?
>> S’funny. I reminded wiserbride of the deal and she lit up.
HAHAHAHAHAHA..
wait..
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And it looks like Pro Flowers has now joined the Rushbo ad-pull.
I’m liking Beasn’s idea of calling these advertisers and telling them to go fuck themselves and where we’ll be spending our money instead.
>>>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
She just pulled out a small bag of crack and said something about “it worked for Whitney….
Not sure what that means…
I’m giving twitter 3 more days. Nobody but the folks here ever answer/comment on my tweets.
>>>And it looks like Pro Flowers has now joined the Rushbo ad-pull.
S’gonna be fun listening to Rush give them his special “fuck you” on
Monday.
Gonna try to be productive now.
Later, kiddies.
XMen First Class coming on. Has anyone seen it?
Maybe they just don’t appreciate your olde-tyme song links like we do, MCPO.
I don’t link songs on Twitter. If you read my tweets, you would know that!
Oops! HAHAHA!
MMMMM’wah!
I seldom get responses too MCPO. But it’s nice to know my thoughts are probably being read by the people I talk to.
Xmen First Class is excellent, sohos. You’ll like it.
Yeah, sometimes twitter seems like talking to yourself.
Then you’ll get a retweet, and it will be all worth it.
*blocks Jay and MCPO*
Andy – That’s OK, Frum already blocked me.
Badge of honor, Chief.
A sweet tribute to Andrew Breitbart from a young man who was greatly influenced by him:
http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/03/breitbart_and_me.html
Haha, your first block. Congratulations!
The tipoff, MJ, is that all the guys in that bar have perfect haircuts and fashionable shoes.
————————
Ok, we’re good. It was a hipster place that our lesbian friends took us to. They picked up the check.
The new tweet deck sux!
don’t hate the playa, hate the game…
http://tinyurl.com/6ucufdo
It’s awful, J’Ames. I’m still using 0.38.1.
I’m on a new computer, want to go back to the old version.
Do it. There are some places you can get it on the Intertubes with a search.
Can you still find the older version?
http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/jondrasik/2012/03/03/andrew-breitbart-how-do-we-replace-the-irreplacable/
need it, chief? This version is much better (just installed it):
http://search.4shared.com/postDownload/8Iybv5Nk/tweetdeck_0_381.html
Slut.
Whore.
Andy.
I’m sensing a theme here.
Speaking of sluts…..The Real Housewives of Disney:
http://is.gd/EVf53c
Jay – Doesn’t seem to be supported by my ‘Droid phone. Thanks anyway.
What’s happening with the Breitbart’s “BIG” sites this afternoon?
The Real Housewives of Disney
Having worked for that company I can tell you it would be just like that!!
Not sure, Cyn. Everything redirects to breitbart.com.
Haha, true dat, chief!
Jay – You using it on your iPad?
I wonder aloud if they’re down on purpose to generate interest for the rollout of the new site…?
They said they were rolling out an entirely new commenting engine. Dunno what else they have planned.
No, my iPad keeps the table level. I use my PC.
Or if they just forgot to feed the hamsters.
Dammit now I’m going to have to get into Twitchface. You people are useless!!
Speaking of sluts…..The Real Housewives of Disney:
HARRRRRR
I just signed up for twitchface.
I don’t think this will last long.
Scott – Fair warning – it can be addictive. Just saying.
What’s your handle, Good Buddy?
When people follow me and then I go to follow them back and they have private accounts, I block them.
ha ha ha haaa
Found you, Scott.
My faves, Laura, are the ones who are following 15 Brazillion people and then want to add me. I take such delight in reporting them for abuse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDXu61ZXgWE
Nice tune, Chief.
Thank you, Miss Cynalicious!
I’m giving twitter 3 more days. Nobody but the folks here ever answer/comment on my tweets.
You can count on me to continue to ignore you. Twitter is one more thing that I do not need in my life.
>> My faves, Laura, are the ones who are following 15 Brazillion people and then want to add me. I take such delight in reporting them for abuse.
Same with the spambots that @ mention me. Pro tip: if you’re going to spam, you should at least change the default avatard.
I only joined Facebook so I could spy on my children. They are pretty boring.
My niece Kristin is more interesting.
For out Texan friends. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5AnUctpQXI
Dammit, there are kids on my lawn!
*heads for front door*
Yannow, I’d be perfectly happy with making a law that Congress doesn’t get to pass any more legislation until next January:
http://thehill.com/blogs/on-the-money/budget/213971-house-senate-lawmakers-secretly-work-on-bipartisan-deficit-deal
‘Cuz this one has “revenue raising” in it…..
I got Twitter so I could follow X-Brad.
Its good to know where the low hanging fruit is.
Scott’s initial foray into Twitter is hilarious. Keeps shouting “What the fuck is this shit??!?” from the upstairs office.
TiFW – No worries. Unless the proposed budget punishes producers in this country, Obama won’t sign it.
I dunno……..facechimp and me parted ways after about 6 months and I don’t remember facechimp making my head hurt.
Rt/MT#**
Things were going great today until the little guy’s alimentary canal unexpectedly started flowing backwards.
Ugh.
Things were going great today until the little guy’s alimentary canal unexpectedly started flowing backwards.
Ugh.
Obama will be happy to grab a mop and help you with that.
______________________
Sorry to hear that. It makes a day really long. I hope he feels better soon.
No fun, Andy. Both kinds of flu (stomach & respiratory) are hitting hard and late this year it seems.
I have what Andy’s little guy has. Ugh.
Rec from Geezer: http://www.donottrackplus.com
I’m skeptical but hopeful.
Hi Laura,
I am fine thank you
I’ve been using that for a month or so, Laura.
this is such BULLSHIT
*hammers a nail into my toe*
ok well actually this is normal and I’m overreacting, things are fine.
ow.
But otherwise things are fine. Hey, got a band-aid?
*goes to do not track dot com.*
*gets tracked*
WTF?
Is that instead of, or maybe in addition to, something like AdBlock Plus (Chrome version)?
Get well soon Little Guy & Lipstick!
Good Vmax. Is Baby all done now?
the baby squirrels require no oversight at this point, in fact, it’s unwelcome.
Thank you Cyn.
Baby is still in the rescue just not with me.
Vmax has a baby?
Dave is raising squirrels?
I have not idea what is going on.
Vmax, how are your hands? Don’t let them get infected!
It’s been snowing on the other side of the mountain all day. Nothing but a few flurries here.
. . . just letting Wiser know what’s up, weather-wise.
Obviously whomever adopts will be warned about touching her tail.
Yep, Chief, I’m getting all your snow.
baby squirrels have lots of fleas
Lippy – You should have come to visit the Hobbit Hole. . .
Chief, I’m still holed up west of you, trying to get healthy. Can’t drive too far cause my right hand decided to stop working. I start physical therapy in a few days.
Doing my best Lips
Just came from my friend Dick’s funeral.
His 23 y.o. son Jarrett gave an awesome eulogy.
He’s in law school at Georgetown. The conservative party has a very competent young man in its ranks.
heh, I got all “mom” on you Vman.
Lippy – Get that hand working IYKWIMAITYD!
my husband said the same thing!
He’s in law school at Georgetown. The conservative party has a very competent young man in its ranks.
That’s nice to hear, HS.
Sorry for your loss.
Nothing wrong with being “momed” Lips.
He’s in law school at Georgetown.
So, he has a lot of sex, right?
Hotspur – His son is only 23 y.o.? Sounds like Dick might have been on the young side himself. Damn, and again, I’m sorry for your loss.
HaHa, Pupster! I’ll bet the boy gets free condoms from the school, too. Oh that just makes me snicker something awful.
Hahahahaha
I should have asked Jarrett if he’s had a piece of Sandra Fluke. Evidently she fucks everything on campus.
BTW, he worked last summer at the Mackinaw Center, and this summer he’ll be working at the Manhattan Institute, both prominent conservative think tanks.
Dick was 70.
Sorry to hear about the little guy, Andy – stomach flu is NO FUN.
Lippy – didn’t realize your hand wasn’t working; hope the docs figure out what’s going on (if they haven’t already).
HS – sorry about your friend; any way we can convince his son to “have a word” with Ms. Fluke when he gets back to school? Any chance he knows the bint? (I have no idea how many students attend GL)
That seems maybe not in the “young” range, but definitely “not old” category to me.
Funny how that slides for us as time goes by. *shakes fist at clock*
He and I talked about Breitbart for a while. He considered him a hero, which he was.
I couldn’t hog too much of his time though because there were hundreds of people there.
But I should have asked him about Fluke.
I’ll be 63 in a week.
Bo-bop, bo-bop. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwL9xf3YQ-4
Here’s Dick playing fiddle on a tune he wrote many years ago when he was doing his residency in Grand Rapids, MI.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BesgutXishU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
63?!? Wow, that’s olden!!
*smiles, winks and smacks your ass*
*waits for beat-down for not following Oxford comma rule*
Oh, man. Are we going to have to do twitfacedouchechimpmattdamon?
I’m too emotionally spent to deliver a beat down. You get a pass.
Did Matt Damon open his stupid pie hole again?
Smooches and hugs, ‘Spur.
Did Matt Damon open his stupid pie hole again?
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Not that I know of, but I’ve tried to stop using the word retard so it’s my best substitute.
**violates H2 TOS**
**does math**
**carry the one….**
So, Dick was 46, 47 when Son was born?
Holy cow! There’s a chance even I might still get laid again.
Well shit.
Angel, the toddler found in the field, died.
MATT DA-A-A-AMON!
Matt Damon is a chicken skin wrapped vagina.
That’s sad, XBrad.
{{{{hugs}}}} HS – it’s hard to lose a dear friend.
Holy cow! There’s a chance even I might still get laid again.
Are you and Dolly still arguing?
The donottrack whoozie that Laura linked to works!
It sped up this old piece of crap.
Stupid Stanfurd.
Chicken skin wrapped vagina
barbecue or honey mustard?
so it seems carbonite ceo is also a move on dot org supporter, howard dean, john kerry in addition to Ostupid.
barbecue or honey mustard?
Original Recipe or Extra Crispy?
Original Recipe or Extra Crispy?<<<<
With Fries or Slaw?
Sean, You called?
“Extra Crispy?”
Well crap! I’m even older than Hotspur!
*Slinks off to die in the corner.*
Bacon makes everything taste better
Lightbulb appears: bacon infused KY jelly
Are you and Dolly still arguing?
Arguing? No, she’s just a frigid bitch.
Nobody is older than Hotspur.
XBrad: is Dolly of the ovine persuasion? If so, you may qualify for free birth control under the new health laws
Hotspur is 1.7 days older than dirt.
*high fives ChrisP*
“Spur,
Thanks, young feller!
Jimbro.
Dolly is an inflatable sheep.
Really.
Last time I encountered an inflatable sheep, we were drinking tequila shots out of it’s snooch.
Abe Vigoda is probably older than Hotspur.
Oh, the Love Ewe!
http://www.muttonbone.com/
Hotspur, I don’t want to be naive, but, which end is the snooch?
This end http://tinyurl.com/7smvf6l
Sally Struthers still has it.
Scott – Ferchrissake! This isn’t Twitter, ya know!
Jimbro,
If you submit a picture for the “Proof of Life” page, you get the password and can actually see what a hive of scum and villainy you have fallen in with. You can even see Dolly and XbradTC together. Of course, we can also see you.
So, there’s a down-side.
Ew, Ima take a moment to clear my head. That was hideous.
Scott. Can I get an NSF eyes warning next time?
Sally Struthers still has it.
That ‘come hither’ look in her eyes is nearly irresistible.
I’ll be checking the POL page out soon. I’m off to join my lovely woman upstairs before she comes down and sees me looking at inflatable sheep.
If Sally Struthers went to Georgetown, could she afford contraception?
Abe Vigoda is probably older than Hotspur.<<<<
I always thought it would be Clemenza.
Sally Struthers doesn’t need contraception.
Are you and Dolly still arguing?
Arguing? No, she’s just a frigid bitch.
I always thought that she was full of hot air…..
Well, don’t try thinking, TiFW.
It ain’t your strong suite.
ouch X!
He means it in the nicest way TiFW
The donottrack whoozie that Laura linked to works!
I installed it and the Google proxy search thing as well. Thanks lw!
*covers tifw eyes*
pssst….xbrad….strong suit….not suite
Sally Struthers is contraception.
mothmafmuck….late nap
they was more fingerpointin in here than Sally Struthers in a donut shop.
I snuck in a nap today, and IT WAS GLORIOUS!
There’s no nap like a Sunday afternoon nap on a warm day.
No nap, but I did reconfigure pig cages so that Abby and Biggles will be close enough to not get lonely but not humpy.
I will reclaim the dining room!
Sally Struthers is contraception.
That would make a good movie trailer.
“In a worrrrrlllld…
…where being a SLUT…
…was against the lawwwwww…”
Beasn, I think we need some new piggy pics.
Hi Beasn
did you ignore my butcher suggestion? Butchers are the king of the grocery. Produce is the point man.
hey beasn, Abby is my youngest kid’s name.
Just sayin. It’s the nick. She has the full name.
…
I don’t have to clean up after her or nuthin
Vmax, I did not see your suggestion. What am I supposed to do with the butcher? SYWM.
Beasn where you work they are big on promoting from within and education. Butchers make $20+ / hour. I do not know what bakery pays but dimes or dollars make a difference. Dollars are better than dimes.
That thing Scott posted looks like it ate Sally Struthers.
I remember her as Archie Bunkers cute daughter that married the awful “Meathead”.
That thing Scott posted is like something from MIB…
In the not so distant future…
*BOOM*
Too many people…. not enough resources…
*CAR CRASH*
The time had come….
*EXPLOSION*
For drastic measures……
*silent pause for meaningful look
Time for …
*BOOOOM*
The final solution…..
**helicopters collide in mid-air
Michael Bay presents….
*flying cab flips over
Sally Struthers….. Joy Behar…… Michelle Obama
Contraception
*screams of men from behind closed door
When no one should ever have sex again….
*pause for stupid joke
They make sure no one can…..
Sally wasn’t all that cute as a “kid.”
Now, Christina Applegate?
She was a cute kid.
Hi Wiser
sell any trombones today? Or Tubas? I forgot the Tubas.
I know it was not records.
sell any trombones today? Or Tubas? I forgot the Tubas.
Sold a saxophone yesterday.
Of course, not getting a commission kind takes the thrill of that down a couple of notches…..
“The Lorax” is rated PG? This means they screwed it up.
at least it wasn’t a clarinet.
Or a recorder.
the 3rd ACR is blowing up shit tonight in central Texas.
Sound of freedom.
Vmax, no, I do not want to be a butcher. And I don’t think produce gets paid much more than I do. Deli pays probably a dollar more an hour, no thanks.
“The Lorax” is rated PG? This means they screwed it up.
Yeah…
How does Hollywood expect to be able to mind-rape the next generation with their bullshit messages if they can’t get them at their youngest and most susceptible?
Sitting outside DD’s work waiting for her to get out. She has been here nearly 9 hours…aren’t there laws against that?
Someone rented a beach front condo for the week. I am going to the beach tomorrow with Zeak. See if he likes swimming in the gulf.
Someone rented a beach front condo for the week.
FUNEMPLOYMENT!!!
Mooching Wiser. however I took 300+ pictures. Monday is light. Just sayin!
Abby is my youngest kid’s name.<<<
Mine too!
Could be, all I really need is good love. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrCEEDyXYjE
Vman, we need some good Zeke pics, especially him swimming.
Or gnawing on what’s left of the bloody stumps you formerly called “hands.”
Vmax,
Seriously, did you take care of the bites with alcohol, hydrogen peroxide, disinfectant soap, or something?
Those bites can get seriously fucked-up!
Anita got bit by one of our cats, on a Saturday, and you could, literally watch her hand swell.
She called our doc, he called in a scrip and said; “Get it NOW!!!”.
Her hand and fore-arm were HUGE by the time I got back with the scrip. That thing was faster’n shit! Scary stuff…
So, Act of Valor was pretty freaking awesome.
I cried at the end though ;_;
>> Mine too!
HAH! Awesome.
Abigail is her name, and she’s amazing. God I love that kid.
Abigail is her name, and she’s amazing. God I love that kid.<<<
We went with Abby Belle so both daughters could have a middle name of great grandmothers.
She's 4, seemingly fearless and a natural comic. Cracks us up constantly.
Revvy!
I may have gotten a little misty eyed.
Dust.
Allergies.
You did aight G. Abigail means “the father is joyful”
I still am. Twenty one years later.
Abby’s middle name is my mom’s name.
Revvy – I’ve known more than a few S.E.A.L.s. They are true American bad-asses.
Of course XBrad, of course.
I could hear a lot of sniffling behind me in the theater. Apparently allergies were a common problem to viewers of this movie.
MCPO – I certainly get that impression.
Also, fuck movie critics. Seriously, the 24% on Rotten Tomatoes is so transparently biased it’s hilarious.
The new Breitbart is being tweeted.
Surpise, surprise, Barack lied.
Revvy, props to the SEALs and all, but let’s not forget Delta.
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2012/03/04/daily-dose-of-hoo-ah/
7-1/2 video, some good shooty, some good splodey
Sorry Xbrad – Youtube is being a dick to me lately and won’t play vids. Loads them, shows the opening shot, but no movement from there. It’s annoying.
rottentomatoes rates Act of Valor 24%. But that’s the critics.
Viewers give it 85%.
Sorry to hear that, Revvy. I’m hearing that lots of folks are having issues like that since the last Flash upgrade.
Yeah I know J’Ames.
This is the formula I’ve worked out:
Critics and audiences like it – decent to very good movie
Critics like it, audiences don’t – boring/preachy. Avoid.
Critics don’t like it, audiences do – Awesome.
Pretty spot on analysis there, Revvy.
It has served me well in deciding which movies I want to spend actual money on.
Smart girl, our Revvy.
welp, I need to be unconscious about now. Nighty night all <3
Hi everybody!!!
“<3"
*wonders why do ppl insist on adding ball sacks to their comments*
wakey wakey
I’ve got to go to the house in Detroit this morning, so if you don’t hear from me,you know what happened.
Bring a gun. For real.
Good luck, Car in.
MMM will go up in about 20 min.