March… in like a Lion:
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R.I.P. Andrew Breitbart, 1969-2012
[Update - Andy] Andrew Breitbart Poat Retrospective:
I ♥ Breitbart: Reason 9,237 – 2/18/2012
Andrew Breitbart at CPAC – 2/11/2012
Breitbart Delivers The Goods – 7/20/2010
Andrew Breitbart, Will You Marry Me? – 2/21/2010
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Nobels! Bring them to me on a platter.
*claps hands twice to command that the bringing commence*
I like Cyn’s categories….HA!
Also, did you try to ditch me on the last poat?
I WILL NOT BE DITCHED!!
Would never think of ditching you, Mare… you make a good wine box.
That lion just makes me laugh and laugh. I looked for one that was ROARING and that’s what came up. HAHAHA! it’s kinda of a “Ra…” oooOOOooo Scary!
Okay, gotta ditch you guys for workout!
For the record, I gave this post a thumbs up.
I’m working out with my coffee cup… RIGHT NOW!
this is the most ri-goddamn-diculous thing ever.
Great writing Cyn I gave you a thumbs up as well. There’s magic in your brevity
If this weather in the HORRID northeast was a lion;
I’d kick it under it’s tail.
laundry. Kitchen. A min here, then off to the store
Thanks, Count.
Brevity Lion… “Ra”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*laughs so hard she falls off the chair and onto the floor, pauses and keeps laughing madly*
car in that’s just way too much going on for a thursday. Maybe you should split all that up over like three days
Has anybody cofirmed the news report that’s going around today that two more American Servicemen were killed by an Afghan because of the quran hooplah. I really find it hard to believe cause the Prez did apologize already so shouldn’t that have put an end to all that death and mayhem already
“Maybe you should split all that up over like three days”
That’s exactly what I do!
car in that’s just way too much going on for a thursday. Maybe you should split all that up over like three days
I know, right? AND, Pack bag, pack car…load skis. DRIVE. THen unpack. Oh.
I really find it hard to believe cause the Prez did apologize already so shouldn’t that have put an end to all that death and mayhem already
Yea, but people won’t stop talking about it, so the killing continues. Why can’t we all just move on as the president has?
Counts last comment has my heart rate up and I haven’t even left for work out.
Has anyone heard from Ghee lately? Did he make it through the storms unscathed?
Yes, I think it’s confirmed. AP is reporting. Four hours ago, they said it was NATO and now they’re saying americans.
fucking fuckers and their fucking book.
There a few famous people that are absolutely repellent to me, REPELLENT!
Ted Turner is one of those. Besides his general jackassyness, his devotion to the UN tells me he’s mental.
http://tinyurl.com/7g7o9r8
someone needs to tell them that for every death they cause we will burn 1000 qurans
“fucking fuckers and their fucking book.”
You’ve got to love and respect a religion that brings out the best in its followers.
I’ve been thinking about Ghee too. When he’s not here namedropping (which I enjoy) I worry about him.
Count, did you read that piece I linked last week? I may have done it on facechimp. It talks about how the Koran was originally compiled . See Mohammed was illiterate and scratch things phonetically or something on this piece of rock and that hide of goat. When he died, they argued over what he said (the WORD OF ALLAH, right?) debated, then put it together.
Then they burned all that shit Mohammed had written on.
I don’t remember Ghee asking for a hall pass.
Perhaps lauraw should send out her monkeys?
Does anyone else think it’s wrong that Santorum tried to trash Romney in Michigan for being agains the bailout? I was against it too. Stupid UAW.
He must be busy. he was on facebook just a little over the last few days.
yeah I read that article. There’s another one going around with a video of all these Qurans in sewage that was on the news over there. No outrage then either. It almost appears as if they just want to kill Americans………naw that couldn’t be it, Obama says they are peaceful. I’m sure he would know better than me with that fancy education and all.
Mare, I’m so sick of the candidates trashing each other. DId you read that Henninger piece from the WSJ I linked earlier (prolly in the old thread – look for a string of pouty faces) .
Apparently Andrew Breitbart has unexpectedly passed away.
http://bigjournalism.com/lsolov/2012/03/01/draft/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+BigJournalism+%28Big+Journalism%29
Also, more muslims kill, deface mosques and directly or indirectly destroy qurans than any other religion. Heard that stat on Gallagher.
I’m in tears, Dave.
It almost appears as if they just want to kill Americans………naw that couldn’t be it, Obama says they are peaceful.
Humn … you’ve really given me something to think about today, count. Could this be?
Moral relativism says no, and I read one of those Coexist bumper stickers the other day, so I don’t see how this could be possible.
Wait, is that for real?
What?
Seriously Dave?
is that for true Dave?
http://biggovernment.com/lsolov/2012/03/01/draft/
OMG, that is horrible.
Ben Howe says he has personally confirmed it.
43 years old. A wife and 4 kids.
dayum
Nothing on the news as yet.
My husband is suspicious – conspiracy theorist.
Who are you exactly?
Carin, so am I, seeing as it hasn’t hit the news sites yet.
It does seem odd it says he died shortly after midnight. Seems like it’d be all over the place if he’d been dead for 8 1/2 hours already
Deleted my last stupid post after I read about Andrew.
What a terrible loss.
Let perpetual light shine upon him.
It just hit Drudge
http://twitter.com/JimPethokoukis/statuses/175225546165334017
http://twitter.com/jimgeraghty/statuses/175226010982297600
no, my husband is normally suspect. He thinks someone took him out.
I mean, who is damaging the left the MOST?
I wonder what Puffy Ho will say, seeing as Breitbart helped Ariana found it.
What a HUGE loss for the good guys
Terrible, shocking news
I’ve already given myself an headache from crying. I am so stunned.
Oh, oh, dear.
Omg! How horrible. Do we have details yet?
That’s awful news, for Andrew’s family.
And the right. But mostly Andrew’s family.
I’ve never been so sad over a “famous” person’s passing as I am right now. I can’t think of a single person who can get anywhere close to partially filling Breitbart’s shoes. And his poor family and kids.
Trying not to well up at work…
I suspect foul play, too, Carin. I want an autopsy.
Hello everybody. Dave if you can go kill comment 276 in the HQ Breitbart thread it would be appreciated.
This whole thing is so shocking.
Local radio guy is talking about how last Saturday, Andrew had trouble making the speech. They couldn’t find him ect, and they stalled and then he showed up. He didn’t look well. Perhaps hungover. But that speech was excellent. Guy is conservative- and liked him.
http://twitter.com/#!/trscoop/status/175235850962075648
Can’t watch Fox News right now, please keep any breaking news updating here.
Just awful.
worst day ever
Please God, let someone with as much moxie as he had take over. We need him in the conservative movement…..he had balls.
Then they burned all that shit Mohammed had written on.
Wasn’t the story about him going into a cave and speaking in tongues as his god spoke to him and then he came out and told his followers what they must do and how they will be rewarded – mostly shit that benefited him.
Strangely similar to Norse folklore, etc. Oracles, vahalla…..
Vikings were not unknown to the area.
Mo was a 7th century con artist.
My first thought about Breitbart…….who took him out?
We thought that too beasn, but Sean Hannity was on and said he had “known heart issues he was dealing with”
Just wow:
http://www.dailygut.com/?i=5176
G, Ima leave that shit in there, cause that’s the way Andrew woulda wanted it.
G, Ima leave that shit in there, cause that’s the way Andrew woulda wanted it.
somebody else must have taken it out then, because I can’t see it.
I left 386 in there
gotcha…….apparently “truth” is going to town. What an ugly human being.
Deaths:
Andrew Breitbart, a great man.
Rest in Peace, Andrew. Thank you for all you did and for helping to lead us in the right direction.
You will be missed.
I updated the post at Ace’s with Gutfeld’s remarks.
Thanks, Jay.
The right direction is right.
I weep not only for his family’s loss, but also for our country’s.
Andrew was a rare individual and we will very likely not see his kind again soon.
http://twitter.com/jimmiebjr/statuses/175243637024768000
Computer broke I am stuck reading H2 on my phone. U r still funny
I’ll watch my copy of Grandma’s Boy in his memory.
What a blow to his young family. I certainly hope they are held up in everyone’s thoughts. As for Mr. Breitbart, who has his courage? He was utterly fearless.
classy paultard follower of mine on Twitter:
“my point is the a lot of these “mourners” on twitter never personally new the guy. People die everyday. Like when Whitney died”
Yeah,Whitney Houston’s death was truly a shocker.
kid just gets to be more of a douche every day.
#apologizeforwhat
Wiser, you should tell him about the job opening at MJ’s company!
On one of the conservative stations I was listening to, they were reading some of the leftard tweets about AB. I am more and more convinced that they are not of the same species.
I am just still so… stunned. And incredibly saddened.
Thoughts on adding his pic to the post…?
Cyn, that would be great.
The comment thread at Yahoo news is disgusting.
I’m not even going to those sites to read, MCPO. I just don’t have the stomach or the patience for that vile shit.
Fitting that Andrew is in the Lion poat.
*proposes a toast, to Andrew
I’m with Cyn. I wish I had the confrontational skills of beasn and MARE!!!!
I need a hug.
Gipper. Let’s win one.
Poat updated with his pic.
Fitting that Andrew is in the Lion poat.
I thought exactly the same thing.
Rawr, Andrew. Rawr.
The disgust from the left is a badge of honor for Andrew. If a man is measured by his friends and the enemies he made, Breitbart left a huge mark in this world.
osoloco, you are too kind. I do speak out but I have a problem with hiding my anger. Sometimes I’m so worked up, my tourettes goes into overdrive.
I need speaking skills. With problems at work, I bounce things off the husband, who has a cooler head. He helps with my ‘presentation’. He says my face can’t hide anything.
The disgust from the left is a badge of honor for Andrew.
I was kind of explaining that to my boys on the ride to school this morning, Dave, and what a righteous man he truly was and what he’d accomplished. Until then, they really didn’t understand why their mom was crying over some guy on the internets.
#apologizeforwhat
Amen, brother. Amen.
I read it on my phone this morning and was struck speechless when I realized it wasn’t a joke.
My wife didn’t get it, but then she never traded tweets with him either.
I just heard the news. Damnit.
A friend at FB told me to go read the vileness being posted about him.
I don’t want to read that stuff. I know better, and so did Breitbart. Let them bury themselves in their hatred. It means nothing to the rest of us.
I’m pretty sure he is smirking about it, too
More than smirking. He’s still making the monkeys dance, and that makes the Baby Jesus smile.
Amazing how so many of us initially thought it was a prank.
I raised my coffee mug to the toast request. Sitting at a diner eating lunch alone today. Shocked, honestly, at how much this upsets me. It’s worse than when Tony Snow passed. At least l knew he was sick. RIP, Andrew.
Beasn, I have the opposite problem. I tend to retreat from confrontation. My team knows to measure my anger from my eye twitches though. I wish I was more like AB taking on every Alinsky sleight of hand but I really like calm in my life. I always let my friends fight it out on my FB page.
Okay, I ventured out to Twitter… and God bless Jim Treacher for retweeting the AB hatred. Go Treacher Go!
Yeah, I was on a roll there for a while myself, RTd about 20 of em.
http://twitter.com/AceofSpadesHQ/statuses/175266660142428160
I scrolled down and read that very one, Dave. Perfect.
Had to close it, though. Had to.
So, did Obama off him? That video of O in college was supposed to come out. What will happen now?
Good question, Brad.
I need the brain donor, step by step, user manual. I just popped my twitter cherry. So, I need y’all to tell me what to do and how/who to follow.
So, did Obama off him?
I’m not gonna go there, because if it could ever be proven, the result would bad…like “crossing the streams” bad
X, that little “contemplation” came up on Mike Gallagher’s radio show this morning. Someone else then tossed out that in AZ, Sheriff Joe Arpaio is going to be releasing the findings of his investigation on O’s birth in Kennaya.
Just. Interesting.
Find a name you know and see who they follow, Oso. What a day to pop, good for you!
So, did Obama off him?
No.
That video of O in college was supposed to come out. What will happen now?
It will still come out.
Lots to follow on this list: https://twitter.com/#!/TheH2/h2-all
You can follow that, and you’ll see everything that theh2 follows.
I tend to retreat from confrontation.
A lot of times, at work, I handle things like I would when I taught. Get everyone in the loop, get feedback, get organized, take into consideration strengths and weaknesses and work them to the departments advantage.
It’s when certain managers only want things done to where it only reflects well on them and are quite bitchy in the process that makes the hair on my back stand up. Told them I won’t put up with it.
Also, doesn’t matter who or when, if it’s to do with me or my coworkers/friends, I have no inner voice. It’s probably a bad thing in the demented world of where I work but a good thing if you are a coworker who just needs the job and keeps their nose down, who the bitchy managers have targeted.
>> You can follow that, and you’ll see everything that theh2 follows.
I haven’t maintained that in a while, but it’s a good starter list.
Also, this poat has been updated with some links to prior H2 poats about Breitbart.
Excellent updates, Andy.
My hope is that the video (that I pray will be utterly damning) comes out, along with a pre-recorded intro by Breitbart, in the final week October.
That’s my hope.
along with a pre-recorded intro by Breitbart
The Voice from Beyond. I like it.
Thanks, Y’all.
I thought of this song for some reason…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHa4y0uGKZw
Hilariously, youtube was littered with Obama ads.
Yeah, you and the others were right earlier Dave, it was my gut reaction, I need to be more like AB I guess and let that stuff roll.
Anyway, I was listening to Dennis Miller this morn and he had a lot of AB’s buddies on and they talked about how AB would just be reveling and rolling around in any bad stuff said about him today, how he would appreciate our comments but the nasty stuff would just make his day.
I thought of this song for some reason…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHa4y0uGKZw
Good call, Seen.
*puts Seen down to kill LAST*
I believe Breitbart’s new site was supposed to launch today.
BisW, our mutual freund Deej is flirting with crossing the line over at FB.
Sean, good call. I thought of the 300 “What is your occupation?” and The Untouchables “What are you prepared to do?” Myself.
Well, I said this over at Ace’s place, and I’ll repeat it here:
In Texas, those who were left behind rallied behind the words, “Remember the Alamo!”
And then they went out and confronted Santa Anna and the Mexican Army.
And WON.
Decisively.
AB stood tall in the face of danger, and showed us how it is done. We can best honor his memory by continuing that legacy….
BisW, our mutual freund Deej is flirting with crossing the line over at FB.
Actually, he unfriended me a while back, but he’s been dead to me for longer than that.
And if anyone has mad Photoshop skillz, I’d love to see a picture of AB, titled “BREITBART”, with the war paint on, spear held high, crying “Freedom!”
That.would.be.Epic.
That.would.be.Epic.<<<<<
Yes, or from the "300" standing up to Xerxes with Obastards face.
Feels like I lost a friend, and i never met the man.
>> Feels like I lost a friend, and i never met the man.
Sure does. From everything I’ve seen from those who did know him personally, he and his public persona were a close match. This from an email:
That pretty much sums it up for me too, TGSG.
Photoshopped with Breitbart:
“Truth”
Aaaaaand The Twat weighs in:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/03/01/andrew-breitbart-1969-2012.html
Only David Frum could make an obituary all about him while smearing the deceased as a racist.
Sean – Yeah, that was a steaming pile of shit. Couldn’t get past the 1st three comments either. Frum is a twat.
I did not know that AB’s father-in-law is Orson Bean.
And The Twat is a Republican, huh? Well, conservative Canadian, naturalized American.
Huh, Frum is a distant cousin of Teh Krugman. Go Figure.
G Mohawk, the only reason I knew was because of the launch of Big Hollywood. I feel like I’ve lost a family member.
OK, that quote above was from Jeff Emanuel, but I didn’t have his permission yet so I left it anonymous.
This is a good read: http://www.redstate.com/jeff_emanuel/2012/03/01/andrew-breitbart-1969-2012/
If I’m a hypocrite, so be it, but when that satan Soros dies, I’ll be toasting because the world will be better for it. Soros is a master of back room, behind the scenes, front company deceptions. He’s a prominent anti-American, based on his words and actions and where he funnels millions.
Breitbart, on the other hand was one of the few that demanded honesty and his greatest triumphs were uncovering lies. With his willingness to put himself on the line to call people out on their behavior and lies, he was one of the real heroes of the conservative party. Calling a socialist a socialist, a thief a thief etc., was part of why he was so respected and liked (please take note republican candidates).
I feel kind of sick that he’s gone and wonder who will fill the Grand Canyon sized gap that is left with Andrew’s passing.
Mare, I am working toward the honesty that you and beasn exhibit daily.
Had to run to galveston today so I figured I’d grab a beer and drink it on the beach. It’s nice out here today
With a smidgen of lauraws humor, peej’s joie de vivre, car in’s butt, and Cyn’s mad skillz. Leon said we had the technology. Not sure if it covered sohita’s boobs.
With a smidgen of lauraws humor, peej’s joie de vivre, car in’s butt, and Cyn’s mad skillz. Leon said we had the technology. Not sure if it covered sohita’s boobs.
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*thud*
Super Hostagette!
Rubbish, Oso…..I can’t speak for Beasnsnsnsnsns, but you’re simply very kind.
You’re honest and you say what you feel here and also I’m sure to the people that really matter to you.
We can all be proud that among those of us who are conservative we had one like Breitbart who was willing to step out from the line and say, “I did it! I’m the one who called you a liar and I have proof!’
“Oh, and by the way, I’m willing to take all the grief, all the name calling, all the backstabbing that comes with being the fighter.”
Here’s to Andrew!
Cheers, Mare. I just hope that I can live up to the expectation. I am seriously grieving here. You guys rock!
*pours a little beer in the sand for the homies pounds chest and points up to breitbart
It’s often very hard to just sit watching someone struggle with a simple task.
Other days it’s hilarious.
Osoloco, you are perfect and loved just the way you are. Except for being thin; I have to hate you for that a little bit; I don’t make the rules.
I know it might take some of your fun away, Laura, but tell Scott that he needn’t wrassle with shoe laces anymore when the styling of some of the Velcro shoes have become so handsome.
Cyn, I’m not really thin. If I put any effort into it, I could be. I’m squishy skinny.
Maybe it was the helmet, Cyn. I know mine gives me trouble, too.
Wait…
styling of some of the Velcro shoes have become so handsome.
Thanks. Didn’t think you had noticed.
Hey!
Scott is laughing because he was here too. I taught someone how to do something herself and she wasn’t really happy about it.
HAHAHA!
Feels good to laugh a little bit.
I do love you peoples bunches.
Best thing about wearing a 5y…I never have to tie shoe laces! Velcro, light up heels, slip on tennis shoes…all the best shoes are for little boys! Word!
Feels good to laugh a little bit.
Yeah. This day happened when I was already a little down.
I am watching lolcat videos and listening to disco instead of talk radio.
I liked Breitbart.
But what about that Sherrod thing? Why did he disgrace himself by posting her out-of-context remarks?
I think he trusted his source, HS, when he should have done more verification.
HS, I always took the Sherrod thing as being more about the audience than Sherrod. He was spot lighting the hypocrisy of the Left and not focusing on the individual actors. Big Picture.
The Sherrod thing was and remains a perfect indictment of the audience.
Hewo, fewo hostagthes. Long thime no thalk. Forgif me, I had teh thecond part of my jaw thurgery yethterday and am thtill a wittle bit tendewr.
I had so much work pile up that I simply had to forgo some of my daily distractions.
What a great loss we’ve suffered today. My heart goes out to his family and friends as well as all of us who lived vicariously through his many brave deeds in the face of such horrific opposition. His legacy of battles in the trenches with the lowest of the low and what he daily endured on behalf of all us conservatives will long be remembered.
God Speed, Andrew.
I agree with Oso.
>> But what about that Sherrod thing? Why did he disgrace himself by posting her out-of-context remarks?
This is a good explanation of why your premise isn’t exactly right.
http://biggovernment.com/lstranahan/2011/05/24/becks-out-of-control-lies-about-his-role-in-the-shirley-sherrod-media-trainwreck/
Spur, how many t-squares did you pre-lube and stick in your ass today?
GHEE!
Welcome back, GML!!!!
We missed you (we meaning I).
Well thank you! I appreciate that Mare. It took quite a bit of willpower to deny myself the pleasure of the H2 everyday, but I figured cold turkey was the only way I could do it. I have very nearly caught up, but with the news of AB’s passing, I wanted to see what everyone was saying (wish I wouldn’t have checked twitter for that, though).
Just the one.
Ghee, did you give us up for Lent?
So, you’re saying that his intent was to show the racism of the NAACP. That seems understandable, but did he say that at the time?
I hope he did.
I always took the Sherrod thing as being more about the audience than Sherrod
THIS!!
My issue was never with Sherrod herself. It was with the audience’s reaction.
*looks at GML*
Dude, you look like you were in a bar fight.
And the bar won….
HS, he did. Once again the MFM tried to frame the debate. AB always had a clear focus of the Prog objective.
Yes, HS, he did.
GUYS! I can see individual branches on trees! And read street signs! STREET SIGNS GODDAMMIT!!!
Just for a pick me up, I’m going to imagine, IF Romney gets the nomination that he picks someone I respect for a VP.
Let’s see…….Rubio. And let’s hope that Rubio’s Family can take the heat and encourages him to accept.
Revvy, did you get new contacts? Glasses? Lazik?
I can see individual branches on trees! And read street signs!
Snowapalooza is dying, I take it?
Oh, snow, forgot about you people in the north.
ooopies.
Glasses.
I had them for a very short time when I was a kid but we found shortly that young me and glasses just did not get along.
So I just got a new pair. And OMG I didn’t realize how terrible my vision was until I put them on.
Somebody invented a STFU machine!
http://www.technologyreview.com/blog/arxiv/27620/
I am going to have a blast with that.
Revvy sobered up?
I love you assholes and this oasis of sanity.
Dude, you look like you were in a bar fight.
And the bar won….
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heh. heh heh. HA. Hahhahaaa.
*sigh
Okay, then. I had to use this earlier in the week for my friend Dick.
Now I’ll use it for Andrew.
Yes, Andrew, we’ll miss you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jylb5NznEs
Somebody invented a STFU machine!
What a kick in the pants! Reminds me that I used to do that to my sister when we were kids. That made me laugh just remembering how much it annoyed the shit outta her.
We love you too, MCPO.
Scott – Stolen and posted on FaceChimp!
Oh, so I was right for once……YEAH ME!
It was glasses!!!
Oso, do you like bluegrass gospel? If so, I can direct you to some really great stuff.
HS, you already have! I meld both places and get total Ridge runner links that would kill my buckeye father.
Oops…he passed in 2009.
yes, hooray for glasses!
… seriously, I’m not sure why I was ever allowed to drive without these.
Revvy – Did you get over-sized hipster glasses?
No
I actually got some really neat red-and-black frames.
Hahahaha
Revvy, that’s exactly the reaction my daughter had when we walked out of the ophthalmologist’s office with her new glasses when she was sixteen.
“Dad, Main Street, No Parking, U.S. Mail…”
Laughed my ass off.
Individual branches? Well………….. LA TEE DA.
http://www.potw.org/archive/potw232.html
comes to mind today
I’m a big girl and picked up my glasses myself! So there was no one there to see me put them on and me like :O I CAN SEE STUFF
Fitting, Eddie.
Long time, no see.
See, I’m kinda hoping that Romney picks someone like Palin or Santorum for his HHS Secretary – ‘cuz I am gonna REVEL in the wailing and gnashing of teeth on the Liberal side when they realize that under their signature Utopian piece of legislation they have ABSOLUTELY NO RECOURSE when the government tells them what will and what will not be covered.
It almost makes it worth it……
Stunned to learn of Breitbart’s death. We are diminished…………
Freaking depressing.
My parents took me to a football game when I was 9. They were pointing out all of the cute signs on the other side of the stadium – and I couldn’t see any of them.
Dad put his glasses on me, and I said, “Oh, THOSE signs!”
They made an appointment with an eye doctor the very next day…..
We are diminished………
No, it’s a time to celebrate his life and fearlessness and to grab the baton or sword and continue the battle. That is what he wanted. “You are either in the bunker with me or you are with the other side.”
Yeah, a sadness has settled over me. We need more of Andrew not less…having none is, well….sad.
I already give money, campaign and vote, to have Andrew’s stage and use it like he did was just amazing. I hope someone can walk out and if not in his shoes, be just as big.
From Ace’s:
A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish.
A leading local politician, and also a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.
“I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set, and when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it.
He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss’s wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I learned that my people were not all like that, and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people.’
Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies for being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk:
“I’ll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived,” said the politician. “In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him for confession.”
Moral : Never, Never, Never Be Late!
The Five on FNC, they are talking about and remembering Breitbart. It makes me cry and smile. Such a huge loss on so very many levels.
After seeing how Snowe voted on the Blundt amendment, Wiser was far, far, too nice to that stupid, whorish bitch.
Now that Snowe is done, effectively, I think we’ll see how she wanted to vote, all along.
Please tell me Beckel isn’t on The Five, today.
Yep, he’s on today, Jay. It’s been fine though.
Hey Scott: it’s been a while since we’ve learned any new sign language.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lecOupeFo_U
That was fun to watch, Count.
Breitbart was a constant highlight real 24/7. I’m sure there will be alot of videos like this one coming out in the new future. I look forward to them.
I’ve arrived. I’m gonna hit the slopes and then you guys for a beer later.
You’re up north?
Who approved this?
Obviously no one did.
Return immediately.
That’s sad and depressing. Breitbart was one of the good ones.
Count I stopped to get a pedicure
Hey xBrad! Whatcha doing?
http://tinyurl.com/78jlluo
Sohoschocolate?
http://youtu.be/0IlqH-2n6eE
Count’s drunk at the beach.
I’m plotting your demise.
What the fuck do you THINK I’m doing?
I see Cyn is feeling good tonight. . .
http://tinyurl.com/6na4obk
She’s feeling with both hands.
HA! Feelin’ good all the time, Chief.
Anyone know a proper curse with which to hex the pseudo-technological crap in Egypt?
Wish I was drunk at the beach. I just started drinkin.
Note: there are only 11.2 oz in the new Guiness Black (racist) Lager.
Evening.
Hi, MJ! What are you shoving up your ass right now?
http://tinyurl.com/74qu8my
Aces take-down of the Frum was epic!
OT: Bomb squad apparent send to Rush Limbaugh’s house in FL.
Someone remind me what to copy in Twit to paste here?
Jewstin, ever have these?
http://www.geekosystem.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/freezerbugs-550×407.jpg
To my knowledge, I have not eaten cockroaches. But I know an Asian market where I can buy larvae. They label it ‘cucumber.’
HotSpur- I’m sure I filed the proper paperwork. I blame the post office.
Nothing like coming home, cracking a beer, and throwing a couple giant cockroaches on the grill fer supper.
What the hell is going on?
When I listen to and read the news I about want to meet Jesus right f’ing now.
Bomb at Rush’s? People are really nuts, NUTS.
Then, next day – leftover cockroach. Nothing beats it.
The giant cockroaches are better raw. Just snap off the head and suck out the juices, like a craw dad.
If Breitbart and Limbaugh died on the same day, it would be a toss up on the left whether they would give up Martin Luther King Day or Christmas to declare a new national holiday.
Jew, do you eat cheap meat because:
a) you were raised poor and miss home cooking?
b) you are poor now and are forced to buy cheek meat and what not?
c) you enjoy sticking it to the man and want to show “the man” that you can eat cheap and enjoy it?
d) you’re f’ing crazy?
The giant cockroaches are better raw.
http://tinyurl.com/6pqgos5
Oh yeahhhh…cold roasted roach for breakfast. Damn. Good times.
I like to chew and gnaw on the legs.
They are not roaches. Supposed to be delicious.
I wish I could share a picture of where I am.
Although when I was in Hong Kong I ate some stuff that I preferred not to have named. I didn’t want to be rude with the group.
Tomorrow evening I’ll be eating a bunch of this guy’s cousins:
http://tinyurl.com/73unqre
Our side hasn’t had too many wins lately. The libs are pushing hard. Really hard.
Hi, MJ! What are you shoving up your ass right now?
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12 pounds of cocaine.
Ate some weird stuff in Paris too. Delicious, but when you say it, it doesn’t sound that good.
Cheap cuts are often pretty good, Mare. I eat cheap meat because meat is frickin’ expensive right now.
You should see the deal I snapped up on turkey and chix last weekend! I was like, WOO HOOOO! Free soup!
Or, practically free.
Rilly good deal, anyway.
“the giant water bug is popular in Thai cuisine, both consumed whole (steamed or fried), and as an extract in sauces. Raw, the bugs have a scent like a green apple. Steamed, their flesh (plentiful enough to make small filets), tastes like a briny, perfumy banana/melon, with the consistency of fish.”
Watching the left contort themselves into pretzels trying to make the high price of gas sound good is kind of funny. Kind of.
I ate wing of skate in Paris.
When my brother was a baby he came crawling in the den with 1/2 a roach hanging out his mouth… We know he ate the other 1/2
Although when I was in Hong Kong I ate some stuff that I preferred not to have named. I didn’t want to be rude with the group.
Mare forgot where she is.
.
Mare, it’s parts of a and b, plus:
7) I ate meat and potatoes every day of my life as a kid, and I have to have variety or I’ll go on a 57 state killing spree.
Car/in are you on the toilet?
Watching the left contort themselves into pretzels trying to make the high price of gas sound good is kind of funny. Kind of.
Its nice to know that the Adminstration filled a job no American would do by putting Baghdad Bob to work writing press releases like that one.
Lauraw, I eat cheap meat too. But I’m more of a chicken thigh in the slow cooker rather than tongue.
Cheap can also be good because it can have some nice fat. Seriously, I’ll eat anything that tastes good if you don’t tell me what it is, but I won’t make it on my own. Beans and quinoa are good sources of protein too.
Believe me when I say, I’ve been as poor as anyone here, don’t know, maybe poorer. No cut, been there. I get a kick out of the stuff Jew eats, I think we all do.
You people have evidently all had shit in your mouth that I wouldn’t put in my hand. At least without gloves on.
**LHF season is open for the evening**
Shim- no.
I enjoy cheap meat, especially your mom.
Hotspur, you’d be lucky to have my Mom. But she has a STRICT no doucheface rule.
Rules are made to be broken.
HS, one of the things I dislike about getting older is that every time you tell a good yo’ mama joke, the victim comes back with, “My mom’s dead, you insensitive son of a bitch.” It really take the fun out of it.
Now, my Mom would like Jew a lot, too bad he’s gay. My Mom spent most of her life feeding five kids on practically nothing and we seemed to think it was gourmet. She still laughs about that.
Hotspur, you’d be lucky to have my Mom. But she has a STRICT no doucheface rule.
So David Frum will be getting no invites to dinner at Mare’s Mom’s house.
Good to know.
When God (or PITA) exterminates all cows, pigs, goats, chickens, turkeys, catfish, and shrimps, only then will I consider eating some of the shit y’all have been discussing. Although, I do admit that one time on a fancy cruise ship, I ate some snails that had been sauteed in garlic butter. It didn’t suck.
Jew and my Mom could share recipes.
Nailed it http://i.imgur.com/T6Byo.gif
So, your mom hates gays?
beagle very interested in baby squirrel.
not to eat.. just, interested. I think Moses is worried about his cholesterol.
“Rules are made to be broken.”
HA! True.
I’d be boiling a pot of snails right now or roasting an eel (eels are muhfuckin delicious) if my husband didn’t have Food Issues.
I’ve had eel….sashimi…which to some is worse because it’s not cooked per se.
Last time I was in the grocery store I saw they had oxtail which goes great in barley stew. . .
Nailed it http://i.imgur.com/T6Byo.gif
Assault with a deadly weapon, right? What do I win?
Oxtail is huge in Hawaii. Lot’s of fast food places have it.
*Nailed it*…
….like a Viking
Well this has been an interesting thread while eating dinner.
*waiter, more yak face please.
Oh, and smoked pigs feet which are a good substitute for ham.
Oxtail makes awesome stew.
I’ve had mountain oysters. Tastes like chicken.
I have handled live eel, they are too disgusting to eat.
My Dad liked pigs feet….from his boyhood, during the depression.
I’ve had eels in Sicily. Never ate ‘em in the states.
Hey, I go to a local’s house in Hawaii and they make dinner for me, I eat it.
They fish for elvers in the Penobscot River out my back yard and ship them to Japan. I think they call them glass eels?
Okay, can we start a dumpster fire now? Where’s Wiser?
Wiser who?
Bomb scare at Rush’s, all is okay.
http://www.palmbeachdailynews.com/news/bomb-squad-called-to-limbaugh-residence-2210507.html
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/you-hear-me.gif
Haha! HS called your mom cheap meat
Caught a large fresh water eel out back at moms once on a trot line. It eas a strange smelly beast
I went to a sushi joint on a date one time and the guy and I swapped a couple of rolls just so we could try different things on the menu. I bit into one of the rolls he had ordered and it was full of mayonnaise.
I started dry-heaving because of my hatred for mayo. I managed to choke it down, but then he asked if I liked it. I said, ‘Well. . . I didn’t barf.’
We never went out again.
Look at the picture on the right….BIGLOSS indeed:
http://legalinsurrection.com/
“Caught a large fresh water eel out back at moms once on a trot line. It eas a strange smelly beast”
Count, I’m pretty tempted to say, “so that’s why your mom smells like fish”….but I won’t.
Jewstin – You like Miracle whip?
But she has a STRICT no doucheface rule.
So David Frum will be getting no invites to dinner at Mare’s Mom’s house.
Made me laugh. Thanks, BiW.
Jewstin , sushi is a tough first date. The whole chopsticks, wasabi, fish eggs on the teeth provides way too many opportunities to look like a doofus
No, MCPO. Miracle Whip is just as bad.
Mayo belongs in tuna salad, turkey sammich, and BLT, nothing else.
I love that scene in :”The Whole Nine Yards” where Bruce Willis threatens to break the guy’s legs and set his house on fire if his hamburger has mayo on it.
What about ham and cheese?
Oh, a little mayo never killed a burger.
a little.
In Belgium, mayo is for French fries.
Mayo is so horrible, I suspect the British invented it. We should nuke them for that travesty.
Scott, nope.
MCPO, Belgians put fruit in their beer. Explains a lot.
Huh. I can see that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q51JzPVfSuE
Whew thanks for holding back mare mare
Roamy – I don’t mind the Belgians. When I was in Brussels, the young ladies were happy to see me.
The Belgians are basically the French, but with better beer.
Mayo is French.
I was pretty surprised to see this about Andrew B at CNN!
It did not suck
http://tinyurl.com/6m9qohq
I looked there expecting to see something similar to what Frum excreted. I was shocked. Shocked, I tell you!
Pickled pigs’ feet or pickled pork hocks = delicious
And pickled herring too.
Sauerbraten…ok. Look, pretty much any kind of meat + vinegar combo, I’m down. Good stuff.
Pickled veggies with cold roasted meats too, as a snack in Summer.
. . . the young ladies were happy to see me.
Back then, I bet a gold eagle went a long way.
“Whew thanks for holding back mare mare”
hahahahaha….you’re welcome.
I guess Yo mamma jokes are officially off limits between us……LOL
Laura – When I first got to the south, every neighborhood bar had pickled pig’s feet. Most in So. Georgia/ No. Florida still do.
Mmm. Pickles. I know a good recipe for dilly beans (that’s pickled green beans).
Frum exposed himself as a very small man, ChrisP…..he couldn’t really afford to look smaller. Ace is right, he’s used up what little credibility he may have had.
“mm. Pickles. I know a good recipe for dilly beans (that’s pickled green beans).”
Now, that sounds awesome to me, better but that on the H2 recipe blog Jew.
Pickled eggs and a beer,mmm
When I was in
Brusselsport, the young ladies were happy to see me.fixt.
I am old. Whenever I hear the word pickles I think of this guy
http://tinyurl.com/8yweebz
Lauraw, the traditional RFH Easter dinner is sauerbraten, potato dumplings, and red cabbage. Great-aunt Helma’s recipe.
Oh, so “food issues” = “I don’t wanna eat gross shit”.
Fine. FINE. I see how you are.
Did anybody jump anybody else into their gang today?
Yes, Sean. The damn dog won.
I kilt it??
It’s merely pining for the fjords.
Aw, fuck. My garbage disposal just puked up something rusted and metallic, and stopped working.
*Throws peas at Mare
HAHAHAHA!
http://tinyurl.com/855nnr7
IF IT’S NOT SCOTTISH, IT’S CRAP!!!
Nothing good comes from garbage disposal puke.
WE made Jewstin try fried pickles
Mare needs to be careful with the Yo Mama jokes!
http://tinyurl.com/6o4uknn
Just clear it out and hit the reset button.
When a garbage disposal says “no”, it’s gotta be some pretty vile shit.
*calls the EPA*
Nothing good comes from garbage disposal puke.
At least I’m not that bitch David Frum.
Fried pickles are excellent!
Carin knows the deal, there’s a thermal relay that will trip if the motor gets stuck and overheats.
You can also use a hex key to turn it backwards (from the bottom) if it’s stuck.
I wish, Carin. I’m pretty certain the rusted metal doohicky is an important part of the disposal. IT’S EATING ITSELF! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
You can also use a hex key to turn it backwards (from the bottom) if it’s stuck.
HEY! Do I stick shafts in YOUR ass?
Hehehehe…that tickles.
I feel so freakin’ bad for Andrews family, and that his children will be exposed to the lefty hate for their father, and question; “Why do all these people hate our daddy”?
At the ages of 4 through 12, they have no concept of the forces tearing our country apart, and what their father sought to expose, and stop.
RIP AB…
Think positive, Jew. Maybe the metal is your former heirloom silver.
How come Carin knows how to fix everything?
*makes note of technical abilities in, “Is My Friend Gay?: A Guide to Your Closeted Gay Friends, Second Edition.”
MJ, it’s cause i have five kids and shit breaks a lot. Increase incident of breakage: less money to spend repairing crap.
heirloom silver.
Ooh. I like the sound of that. Wait. . . Silver doesn’t rust. Crap.
*Throws peas at Carin.
* fix it tip for tonight: If you get a fork stuck in the s curve of a toilet, no amount of plunging or snaking will get that fucker out. You need to remove the toilet , hold it over you head, and shake shake shake.
Also, always but two wax seals. Trust me.
And yes. Fried pickles are awesome.
Jew you would not believe the condition of stuff I’ve pulled out of the disposal.
ewwwwww.
Also, always but two wax seals. Trust me.
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This is actually an excellent tip. The extra $2 will always save you a trip back to HD.
Also, always but two wax seals. Trust me.
Cryptic. Very cryptic.
*make note, bring extra forks for the toilets at Lapeerpalooza.
For the show.
**tackles Car in**
**gives her ‘the pickle’**
But buy.
This thing looks like one of the disposal teeth, plus a piece of an steel strap with a rivet hole. I have no idea where the rivet went.
It’s dead, Jim.
My apartment is in a fairly old complex and I’m not convinced they do a hell of a lot of maintenance on these places.
Car in = Bob Villa
If you REALLY want it to suddenly start working again, Jewstin, stick your hand waaaaay down in there, and flip the switch.
Mr Robinson’s nEighborhood.
HAH. I am guilty of making a second run to Lowe’s when I messed up the first new wax ring.
Carin will not be letting us use the “inside” toilet! The Compos-mentis Memorial Port-a-John will be twenty feet from the lake.
Way ahead of you Xbrad. I figured I could get some sweet, sweet stimulus money for disability.
Fucking thing didn’t even hum.
But buy.
Nobody rides for free.
I stuck my hand in the feeder of a 25mm gun once. Same thing, almost.
Silver doesn’t rust.
I can MAKE it rust.
**evil grin, rubs hands together
Roamy,
No using materials science! Not “fair”…
/Obumfuck
Roamy – Seriously?!
Hush.
I’m curious how she’s gonna get iron oxide from silver…
Replacing a disposal is pretty easy, if you need to do it.
Also, I think I drove home drunk. Ish. Certainly a little buzzed. Luckily, no deer.
I’m sure it will be cool, no matter how she does it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_oxide
Rust.
Guys… my brain hurts. I love my friends… but GOD do they ever buy into some inane shit.
Sympathies, Revvy. I’m in the same boat with a lot of mine.
Revvy – Just tell them they are sheep and move on.
I kinda like to keep my friends MCPO
They’re pleasant to talk to as long as we stay off the topic of politics
I feel the need to post my friend’s FB status in full though, because it is so dumb in so many ways that the mind just boggles.
“Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn’t have birth control and I don’t want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn’t expecting it, I can’t afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can’t I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn’t for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here’s a pack of special condom for “His Pleasure.” Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you’re a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.”
Revvy,
So glad you can see now!
Sounds like my reaction when I got my cataracts done and new lenses implanted!
I had no idea how blind I had become!
I am glad I can see now too ChrisP. I had no idea just how crap my eyesight was until I was like ‘OMG THE ROAD HAS A TEXTURE!!!’
Revvy, tell your friend that if she blows a trucker for $10 she’ll still have a dollar left over after buying her pill at Target or Wally.
Condoms and abstinence are free.
Leon, obviously you didn’t read her argument – condoms are only for GUYS. Yanno, since so many guys are on record as just LOVING how condoms feel.
On one of the early Shuttle missions, they flew silver interconnects as part of a solar array. They were still learning about the low Earth orbit where there’s just enough oxygen in atomic form (rather than molecular form) to fuck everything up. The silver had been formed by rolling, and the silver oxide peeled up in layers. One layer would peel up, exposing new silver, then that layer would peel up.
Revvy,
Your friends are unsalvageable, brain-dead, morons, and I don’t mean that in a good way.
They want the government to give them everything they want, but don’t realize that means that it can also take everything they have, including their freedom.
They have no idea of cause and effect / action – re-action.
Hopefully, someday they will grow-up?
$7 a month at Walmart. Tell your “friend” that if she wants to sleep with her friends, pony up.
They’re not all bad ChrisP – unfortunately, any attempt to to inform them just results in arguments.
she’s too stuipid to breed
sloooow night tonight.;
$7 a month at Walmart. Tell your “friend” that if she wants to sleep with her friends, pony up.
Tell her friends that they can be her Cheap Trick, and they’ll all have fun.
Yanno, since so many guys are on record as just LOVING how condoms feel.
I’ll take condoms over chancres. And men and women that are dead-set on unprotected sex deserve no sanction.
I liked how Ace summed it up, “If you’re too fucking stupid, cheap, lazy, entitled or infantilized to buy a pack of rubbers at CVS, I will in fact pay for free contraception for you. That contraception is permanent sterilization. I will pay for this, and I will not call it charity or welfare; I will file it under National Defense.”
I soooooooo want to say an Archer line, but I know the West Coast folks will kick my ass.
I used to have the Doc bring up a big box of condoms to my office before we hit port. But, I told him to bring me assorted sizes in a box marked “XL”.
You can make dilly beans if you look at Hostage Recipes.
Just spit it out, Roamy, unlike BiW with a dick..
Leon – I’m not saying that condoms aren’t good, I’m just saying that a large percentage of guys WOULD RATHER THEIR GF/WIFE/WHATEVER BE ON BIRTH CONTROL than use a condom. So the argument that men have access to their preferred type of birth control while women have none is absurd, especially when you consider that condoms are literally the only form of birth control specifically geared towards men short of vasectomy.
Women have:
Condoms
Birth control
-pill
-patch
-ring
(all with arrays of different effects on menstrual cycle per the woman’s preference)
IUD (with range of time spans)
Men have:
Condoms
hopes that their partner has one of the above
Personally my sympathies are not with the women here.
Plus, condoms are partially effective against STDs, another benefit of sleeping around.
So they serve 2 purposes.
I’m not sure I’m qualified to comment on birth control, but you can get as many rubbers as you want at gay bars for free. They often have a basket full of them.
I was thinking that too. In that way, condoms are arguably a more considerate form of contraception.
Oblivious
http://tinyurl.com/87aonl5
I was thinking that too. In that way, condoms are arguably a more considerate form of contraception.
And thus their unpopularity with the douchebags of the world.
Hormonal birth control is abusive to women. Seriously, I’m ashamed that I ever asked my wife to use it. Fertility is not a disease, and drugs to treat it like one have so many side effects it floors me that it’s so commonly employed.
Jewstin, you’re not listening. CONDOMS ARE BOY THINGS. The octopus that lives in my brain told me so!
That’s so unfair, Jewstin. I think you should be able to get pregnant too.
You should protest.
That’s so unfair, Jewstin. I think you should be able to get pregnant too.
You should protest.
Protest? Hell why stop there?
He could help raise millions for awareness campaigns, and get government grants to help reverse that terrible condition.
BECAUSE HE’S A VICTIM!
Just spit it out, Roamy
“LIKE A CHUPACABRA…FOR DICKS”
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
I don’t like condoms cause they always fall off.
New poat.
Revvy, ask you friend why you or I have to buy her birth control.
Leon, you are correct sir. There are many risks with the pill. There aren’t any if you know your body, which signals it’s fertility up to one week a month. The Billings Method. It doesn’t do rhythm, it’s about watching your body. Ovulation is confirmed with a spike of one degree in morning body temp.
The human body is a wonderful machine. Drug companies don’t want you paying attention.
J’Ames, you’re absolutely right. I’m going to start bloating and complaining about my cankles.
Tomorrow.
Cable ties are your friend, Dave. That or little rubber bands.
Staplegun, Dave. Trust me.