Holy damn I had a heck of a weekend. I sat on my butt and watched Burn Notice on Saturday, then spent most… okay all of Sunday playing Skyrim. Man, all that rest and recreation wore me out. Thank God it’s Monday and I can get back to work!
Above the fold, a folded gal, to remind us to be flexible.
Looks like Mrs. Peel is back in the gym. Ought to inspire us all.
Carin’s hoping her ebola has finally passed so she can get back out on the road.
I’m probably going to annoy her with admonitions about weight training being better for the posterior. Exhibit A:
In case that wasn’t persuasive, Exhibit B:
And finally, remember that the chains that hold you back are just a weight. Weight can be lifted. Be strong on this glorious Monday!
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This is absolutely in the top ten all time MMMs. Easily.
Oh, wow. Running girl.
She seems nice.
You’ve evolved, Leon. Well done.
Hm…#3, #4, and #5 FTW
Good morning!
Heard an anti-Romney radio message this morning from some government workers union PAC, where he was advocating letting automakers go bankrupt rather then use tax dollars for a bailout.
Unclear on the concept.
Mr. RFH’s cousin tweeted about Angelina Jolie last night, “Wow, she’s thin.” I have to confess that actually made me go look, Given how skinny everyone else in the RFH family is, that’s like a Chicago politician saying, “Wow, that’s corrupt.”
Oh, I don’t argue that weight/etc is better for the butt than running. P90X (sywm) legs and butt, FTW.
I don’t pretend that running/stepper does anything for the legs. It’s all cardio.
People who pretend otherwise are fooling themselves.
I’m sensing a theme developing with Leon and large bootied brunettes.
Jolie wore a stunning dress, too. But yeah, she’s a bit on the thin side.
Ebola update – one week post-infection: I’m feeling a lot better.Still a little bit of crud in my lungs that is slowly going away. Worked out yesterday, although I was only really able to run a mile – I stuck to the stepper and bike. Once I can run five miles, I’ll declare victory over Lapeerfluenza.
I’m sensing a theme developing with Leon and large bootied brunettes.
He would love visiting Puerto Rico, then.
Leon,
I sense a lack of effort on the dark side of the booty force. You disappoint me, Dark Phat.
Racist!
I’m off to bed. Enjoy your day, daywalkers.
http://youtu.be/vdX_OBUeHb4
Beauty and strength
I didn’t watch the Oscars BUT I limited myself to one rant against it. This morning, directed at my husband, so you are all spared.
I’m not partial to blondes, so that affects the selection somewhat.
2 and 4 are my favorites today.
I sense a lack of effort on the dark side of the booty force. You disappoint me, Dark Phat.
The poat is tagged “racist” for a reason.
I think I rode on a plane this week with one of Leon’s earlier BBB submissions. If I could have snapped a picture without getting caught I would have. She seemed nice, but young, traveling with her mother. She was wearing skin tight capri warm-up pants and a half-shirt. Her mom was very sensibly dressed in business attire. It looked like she was an athlete traveling to a game or competition of some kind.
Number 5… digging the denim-look bra and panties!
There needs to be some kind of link to the outfits so we can oogle and shop at the same time.
TYIA
And now my butt is off to work. The rest of me wanted to stay home, but we’d have nothing to sit on.
Damn you, ass!
I’ll have the rice and beans and plantains with a side of rice and beans and some pork with rice and beans.
It looked like she was an athlete traveling to a game or competition of some kind.
This has been the month for cheerleading competitions. My niece participated in two, and my friend’s little girl in four.
What’s up with the dude in Pic #2?
Mornin’, all!
DD#3 comes home on Sunday – I’m sure there will be many tears over having to leave her sweetie…..
Ok, just what kilt the poat?
Oh man, I am laughing my butt off.
There was just an older lady in here that REEKED of pot. She looked like a nice older lady with her cute little Coach bag and nice outfit, but she smelled like Tommy Chong.
Anyway, when she was finished signing her charge slip she took the pen and threw it into my mug. That was not a pen mug. And still had my tea in it that I had been drinking. Still had the teabag string hanging off the side of the cup and everything! LOL
Fortunately I’ve been drinking chamomile tea this morning and not a third cup of coffee, so I’m just laughing about this instead of making a decorative wallhanging out of her tattered, crispy old hide.
*smiles cheerfully*
Was she shipping a large, square box to central Ohio?
No reason.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Lauraw, did you ever see the movie Super Troopers? The first 10 minutes provide an excellent template for messing with stoners.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PKtGnyGuKM#t=0m30s
Pupster, are you a fan of Broken Lizard, too??
http://is.gd/o0ePTs
I dunno, I liked Super Troopers, I didn’t know Broken Lizard until I saw it in the opening credits of the clip I just poated.
What else have they done?
BE NICE TO MY GRANDMA!
Wow – this was one of the better scenes in the film; this just adds to my respect for this guy (especially since he isn’t a trained actor):
That was the scene that many people are up in arms about, too, since the bad guy was a Jew. Myself, it was made out to be incidental, it didn’t focus on his religion. But people are really pissed about it.
Looks like SMOD ran for office before, in the sixties.
bit.ly/xGGcfm
What else have they done?
They are a comedy troupe, and are most famous for that film, and Beerfest, which also starred Jurgen Prochnow. They also did a parody of slasher flicks called Club Dread, and The Slammin’ Salmon, with Michael Clarke Duncan.
BE NICE TO MY GRANDMA!
*up-twinkles*
LOL, Pupster, I know. I’m like, I wouldn’t know where or how to get connected for marijuana if I wanted to, if I did I’d and here’s Barbara freakin’ Billingsly walking around stoned in public!
Maybe you should jot down her contact information, Laura.
Yeah, you never know when you’re gonna get a raging case of glaucoma, or chemotherapy.
Be prepared.
This is extraordinarily clever (it’s an anti-Obama ad):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dOpwCQsMbCE
That was the scene that many people are up in arms about, too, since the bad guy was a Jew. Myself, it was made out to be incidental, it didn’t focus on his religion.
See, I thought just the opposite – they were showing that some guys will do ANYTHING for a buck.
Plus, he and the other bad guy had grown up together – their religious backgrounds didn’t make any difference to their friendship (which made it even more interesting, because a Muslim was willing to do business with a purported “enemy” – and vice versa – if the price was right).
“Plus, he and the other bad guy had grown up together – their religious backgrounds didn’t make any difference to their friendship (which made it even more interesting, because a Muslim was willing to do business with a purported “enemy” – and vice versa – if the price was right).”
Yes!
Pamela Gellar is the one shooting her mouth off on this issue and I’m still not certain she actually saw the movie. Ridiculous.
Does Gellar still have a website that’s worth reading? Huh.
She’s kinda creepy for a chick.
Jeff G, hasn’t seen it either and yet he’s mouthing off about it also.
Gellar has gone off the rails, I use to visit the site but I think she’s lost her mind and is some kind of robotic knee jerker when it comes to Jewish issues.
Jeff G, should know better, I guess not.
She’s kinda creepy for a chick.
Maybe. But her tits are still pretty nice.
Jeff G, hasn’t seen it either and yet he’s mouthing off about it also.
That will endear him to his readers. *rolls eyes*
Not only that, but why waste the pixels really?
Where is this Mare? I don’t see anything on Jeff’s site.
Feel-good story of the day:
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/02/26/sabbath-meditation-nigerian-christians-club-jihadi-to-death-after-he-bombed-their-church/
I know that “Thou shalt not kill”, but I do like me some “old-testament” style retribution…..
For Carin:
http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=37771
Eh, I wouldn’t say he’s ‘mouthing off’ – just commenting about what folks emailed him about it.
Probably Geller’s stuff.
Comments don’t seem to support the idea that it’s anti-semetic.
If the premise of what he had been told was correct, than that is irritating.
and he ads this: “But time will tell. Maybe the early reports are exaggerating the outrage. And like I said, I haven’t seen the film. All I know of it was from what I’ve been receiving in my inbox today.”
Ah, Carin, this is mouthing off:
I haven’t yet seen the film, and frankly, I’m not sure now why I would. There’s artistic license, and then there’s the sad fact that a movie heavily touted for its realistic depictions of the SEALS — played by actual SEALS — decided to cast as America’s enemy a rich and filthy Jew who is the brains behind a terror network potentially far more destructive than Al Qaeda.
And it took several comments before SOMEONE WHO WATCHED IT set them straight.
Mouthing off, is when you haven’t seen it, don’t know what you’re talking about and yet, write the above paragraph. Because IT’S WRONG.
Jeff is always going to comment on “jewish” issues because he’s Jewish.
The worst he said was that he would wait until it was in Redbox. Which, if you know Jeff, is what he does for pretty much all movies.
Not exactly a call to boycott.
Then I mouth off all the time.
I make comments about all sorts of stuff.
We should all be use to those on the right shooting themselves in the foot. We must love it because we do it so often.
The worst he said, is the paragraph I linked.
TiF, it’s “Though shall not do murder”. Least that’s what G. Gordon Liddy said.
Also, if you check this place out, they have all kind of cute bracelets for the Medic Alert stuff.
http://www.fashionalert.com/adult-re-orders/bracelets-strands
I don’t think he shoots himself in the foot.
He voices a concern over what he heard. It posted it on a blog. He didn’t call for anyone to boycott or anything. Most likely he was asking what other’s had heard via the blog.
It’s like a conversation.
Derp.
*gives Mare the “Ignorant Rant”*
And, from comments – that conversation –
Pamela Geller is full of shit.
The terrorist villain is a Chechen. There is a Jewish criminal, a smuggler involved, but he is not the terrorist. Amoral, yes. But he is a minor, subordinate player in the conspiracy.
The movie is outstanding and you should actually pay the price of a ticket to see it.
I just think conservatives are smart enough to bring up an issue, discuss it logically, and move on. Pam Geller probably started this hysteria – Jeff, being Jewish, was interested. And there is goes.
I don’t care THAT much, he doesn’t have the influence Atlas Shrugged has…she’s ranked 11th for conservative blogs. It’s a shame, even one person won’t go pay to see the movie because people who haven’t seen it say “they”, “decided to cast as America’s enemy a rich and filthy Jew.”
By the way, the guy was rich not sure which of his commenters added the “filthy part.” Kind of interesting.
The cake Mrs MJ on Saturday was Kosher. I thought you guys would be really interested in that fact.
it’s “Though shall not do murder”.
Word. I for one think it’s high time this “turn the other cheek” stuff was shelved where islamic bastiches are concerned.
Mrs. MJ was on a cake???
PICS!!! STAT!!!!
Re: Turn the other cheek- so much of Christ’s teaching were in parable form. I got the impression he was saying “don’t sweat the small stuff, don’t hold a grudge” and that he was warning against the tribalism of the time.
I’m not defending Geller. I think she’s an idiot, and honestly always have.
*mouths off about Mare
*mouths off about Mare while in a bikini standing in the surf
made on Saturday. Shit.
Brad, EXACTLY!!!
But liberals and liberal Christians define it as a literal translation.
Well, what a let down for the guys, MJ….
Dennis Prager has a short but excellent take on “turn the other cheek”:
http://tinyurl.com/89m56gx
got the impression he was saying “don’t sweat the small stuff, don’t hold a grudge” and that he was warning against the tribalism of the time.
Which is kind of ironic, since Christianity was an advancement- human progress. Then you get Islam, which completely sweats the small stuff, and holds grudges for hundreds of years.
HotBride and I went to the movies Saturday night. She said she’d be willing to see Act of Valor, but since she has so much stress in her life right now (the inn, her dad’s memorial ceremony yesterday, etc.) I suggested at the last minute we see The Artist. All I knew about it was that it was black and white and a silent movie. I thought it would be fun. (I had no idea about the oscars, or the program last night.)
So, anyway, I could tell she mostly hated it for the first half, but toward the end she sort of lightened up. A little ways in though, she leaned over and said “Can we go see the war movie?” Hahahahahaha
For me, it was mostly Hollywood sappiness. The cinematography was nice, as was the music. The acting was mostly mugging the camera – hey, it was silent.
So today I found out it won a bunch of awards, which proves to me that Hollywood just like to suck its own cock, and guzzle its own jizz.
It didn’t deserve shit.
I want my $20 back.
And the $6.50 I paid for that medium bag of popcorn.
Huh, wonder how these are selling:
http://tinyurl.com/73ale8d
Another benefit of being fit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7NBNnXNaMl4
Good morning, Garfield empathizers.
HA! Hotspur, that’s why I’ve never watched the AA, it’s insiders heaping honors on insiders. I think wiser mentioned this earlier.
The public doesn’t get to vote.
really cool video that is NOT PRON, XBRAD!!!
NO! NOT PRON! SO STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF RIGHt THIS INSTANT!
http://www.wimp.com/sheeplight/
MARE!
http://tinyurl.com/83tpwwy
“Garfield empathizers.”
The President?
No, must be the fat, lazy, lasagna eating cat…that makes more sense.
Holy crap, that’s ridiculous Pupster, I love it!
hahahaha…Who is Mitchell and why am I clicking on his links?
Mare, I only have five or six more chocolates left from Valentines day. Can I send them to you?
Thanks you so much, kind lady.
And here I thought that when Scottish people had too much time on their hands, they just did heroin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlLWFa1b1Bc
Mitchell is a Moron, Mare. He mostly lurks, but his links are hilarious
HAHA! The Sheep and the Horse are getting saved to show the kids!
The nut-cracker one, not so much.
Dammit, I got these mixed up again:
http://tinyurl.com/6ounbfl
Pupster, you left your To-Do list on the sofa:
http://tinyurl.com/8yawkqy
Are you crazy, Carin? Of course you can send me chocolates. Are you still sick or something?
Jesus also told the disciples to have a sword with them when going out after his departure.
Jus’ Sayin’
I give this poat 9 of these thingies: $$$$$$$$$
un. fucking. believable…
http://tinyurl.com/89d5e29
yannow, someone with a less tolerant and open-minded point of view than myself might be tempted to make a racial comment here…..
In news that has nothing to do with things that have been in peoples’ asses, I have six months today. Thanks to you all for supporting me.
I just woke up a half hour ago. I think my fever is gone.
Stay tuned for important developments, I’m thinking about a shower. Maybe a sammich later or some soup.
“”It was pandemonium,” said Rico Gomez, 23, who flew to Orlando to [from?] New Haven with friends just to buy the new Nikes.”
un.
fucking.
believable….
I have six months today.
Fantastic, seany. Congrats and keep it up.
Fantastic Sean. I know it went by a lot more slowly for you, but it seems like this time flew by. Well done. Is it getting easier, the same or harder?
Every day Sean, one day at a time. Well done.
I’m also curious about how you’re sleeping? It seems as though you WERE an insomniac.
What is this disease Dave and Carin have?….It’s icky.
Sean, I really admire your strength.
Well done, Sean. I’m proud of you.
Well, proud of your not drinking.
The rest of you?
Still pretty much ashamed.
I have six months today. Thanks to you all for supporting me.
That’s awesome, sweetie!!!
Congrats!!
You have some fine and upstanding residents from your state there, wiser.
re you crazy, Carin? Of course you can send me chocolates. Are you still sick or something?
Sick of the extra pounds …
“”It was pandemonium,” said Rico Gomez, 23, who flew to Orlando to [from?] New Haven with friends just to buy the new Nikes.”
There are so many things I’d like to know about this young man….sooooo many.
A hearty congratulations, Sean!!
Congrats!!!! Sean.
You have some fine and upstanding residents from your state there, wiser.
I just wonder where he works that he makes enough money to afford flying to FL just to buy a pair of sneakers (that’s I’m sure cost hundreds of dollars) and that he can get the amount of time off of said job required to do so.
I think I may need to look into going to work there myself…..
Has Sean contributed a new POL pic yet?
Could someone on DoucheFace check out Rico Gomez age 23 from New Haven CT?
How idiotic. It’s a fucking
bookshoe.I don’t know about Carin, I had a cold which was mostly fever, coughing and a fuckin painful sore throat all weekend long. Still sore but it’s improving.
I stayed home because I didn’t want to be inconsiderate like that JERK vp who coughed on me and gave it to me.
So, is anyone else having trouble getting H&B to load?
I’m on Chrome.
Mine started with a two-day headache that felt like an ice-pick in my skull. Early on, I wasn’t coughing, but I could feel shit in my lungs.
Head congestion … not so much nose, but sinus pressure everywhere – behind my eyes, etc. Which slowly developed into a hacking cough.
My kids had the headache, but never got the rest. I’m the only one in the house who had the cough.
>> I’m on Chrome.
Is you tweakin yet?
on Saturday I felt like I had to get better just to die.
Good to hear you’re feeling a little less dead today, Dave.
You’re still going in for a check up though right? Wha? No, of course we don’t have a pool set up with money.
I’m going to walk around with a surgical mask and a box of latex gloves.
*not because I’m worried about catching something, just for something to do.
Thanks again, all.
As to mare’s questions, it’s not all that hard for me to not take a drink. I have to be willing to take direction and work the program, but I know that there isn’t actually any problem that’s going to get better with alcohol. I just tell myself that today, I can’t take a drink.
As for sleep, I still stay up later than I should, but I actually go to sleep at night instead of passing out, and I wake up in the morning instead of coming to. The difference is HUGE.
un. fucking. believable…
http://tinyurl.com/89d5e29
yannow, someone with a less tolerant and open-minded point of view than myself might be tempted to make a racial comment here…
My observation was that apparently, no one was concerned about getting up and going to work the next morning.
..
As for sleep, I still stay up later than I should, but I actually go to sleep at night instead of passing out, and I wake up in the morning instead of coming to. The difference is HUGE.
I BET!
I’m going to walk around with a surgical mask and a box of latex gloves.
*not because I’m worried about catching something, just for something to do.
Mare wants someone to give her “the innoculation”.
I just wonder where he works that he makes enough money to afford flying …
That was the thing that struck me about this event/episode as well. And it’s not the first time we have heard about this kind of crap either. The kids are very young and to be having that kind of time and money? I call bullshit. They’re probably on welfare wtih free housing and food and utilities plus they’re probably dealers as well.
My observation was that apparently, no one was concerned about getting up and going to work the next morning.
..
Or were busy looking for a job.
Of course, Obama was done in Florida last week profiting off of the NBA, which is at least partially responsible for this bullshit.
Very nice, sean. Congrats on the 6 months!
That all sounds good, Sean. It really is about one day at a time.
*one minute at a time, one hour at a time…… That’s good advice with or without the alcohol element.
Sean,
I’m glad to hear that you are sucessful in owning your life.
Its a skill to few people care to master these days.
They’re probably on welfare wtih free housing and food and utilities plus they’re probably dealers as well.
{{{{{GASP!!!}}}}
you think????
*looks at picture posted with article again……
I’m sorry, I just don’t see it……
I don’t think “poor” means what it use to mean.
You know a word I hate?
underprivileged
Huh, I thought that video with the article about the riot over the shoes looked like a bunch of Mensa members just kicking it together.
I have six months today.
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Congrats Sean.
I went back and did some reading of the article.
These were glow-in-the-dark shoes.
Totally justified.
>> I’m going to walk around with a surgical mask and a box of latex gloves.
You sexay thang.
Hey Sean, I have a friend who’s been in recovery for 19 years. Occasionally one of his sponsees stumbles and calls him to tell him about the consequence… and he’ll say “well, thanks for helpin me stay sober today. See you at the meeting?”
“Congrats Sean.”
Why do you show up and act so rude, MJ?
I’m not having any problems with H&B, but I’m using FF on Linux Ubuntu, Brad.
He also told me “I’m allergic to alcohol. If I drink I break out in DWIs and car wrecks”.
He’s one of the funniest, nicest guys I know. Mostly cause he’s content, and deals with life on life’s terms, total honesty.
Occasionally one of his sponsees stumbles and calls him to tell him about the consequence… and he’ll say “well, thanks for helpin me stay sober today. See you at the meeting?”
That’s the thing. If you want to stay sober, you have to work with other alcoholics. This is a gift that I’ve been given freely, and I have to do my best to pass it on.
“All I know is I paid a couple of hundred dollars for a flight,” said Sky Smith, 26, also of New Haven. “I’m not leaving without my shoes.”
So, Rico and Sky are wealthy business owners, capable of taking the time off and can afford to fly down for the “glow in the darks?”
CT is full of young people in the 1%.
“….Mostly cause he’s content, and deals with life on life’s terms, total honesty.”
Me likey.
…looked like a bunch of Mensa members just kicking it together.
Okay that made me chortle.
>> This is a gift that I’ve been given freely, and I have to do my best to pass it on.
Yep. 12th step.
Next question for Sky….what exactly are you going to do since the shoes are sold out and no one cares that you don’t have them?
Wow Sean, that’s awesome. I’m sure your sponsees are better people for it.
You mentioned you have started that, didn’t you? I’ll bet you’re one of the best.
Sean would be an awesome sponsor because he can take all the knowledge/experience he’s learned here and NEVER pass it on.
Danica Patrick is an f’ing idiot:
http://www.nationalreview.com/blogs/print/291919
Mare, she’s on my Voodoo List© for this week at my blog.
She’s totally dead to me.
Dead to me too.
Danica Patrick
Damn, that’s some serious stupid right there.
She’s a perfect example of the kind of person I call “apolitical”. They just don’t care at all about politics, until it starts to adversely affect them.
Apparently she’s also aCatholic, and doesn’t care much about the church’s positions, but whatever.
These are the people that swing elections. Not the red meat eaters like us. The last time we won landslides is because enough working class Dems were in enough pain to tell Jimmy Carter to fuck off.
Why do you show up and act so rude, MJ?
——————————–
I don’t know, I guess. I wasn’t intending to be rude.
Dave, I agree with you….but even at my dumbest (yesterday) I’ve never even thought (much less uttered) that the government would/should make decisions for me.
Also agree about the Catholic deal, she needs to practice a little bit more.
MJ, that was a joke, you douche!
It wasn’t rude at all, that was my awesome joke.
FAIL!!!!!
That was loose shit on me, it’s very possible Reagan could have won without the “Reagan Democrats”, just would have been a much smaller margin of victory.
The landslides were because Carter sucked and most people knew it. Cause the felt it in their bank accounts.
Loose shit sinks ships!!
Or something.
HollywoodMare’s jokes just like to suck its own cock, and guzzle its own jizz.BTW–that was the funniest/grossest metaphor I’ve read in quite a while.
I’ve never even thought (much less uttered) that the government would/should make decisions for me.
As I let that sink and burn in, it becomes even more unsettling. She is not the only one with this perspective and certainly not the only one who wants to perpetuate this desire.
Little by little, inch by inch, it is being taken away from us. One goddamned fucking slippery slope inch at a time.
Sean,
Congrats on your anniversary!
The bigger question, how many pennies do you have up your ass RIGHT NOW!
*see previous thread for apocryphal video.
Of course you would never see that as a good thing Mare. You are politically aware. The thought of a “benevolent government” is silly to you and me. We vicerally react when it intrudes upon us. Abuse of the power of the state is hateful to us.
Most people though, and I mean big majorities in this country, just want to be left alone. Politics is annoying to them, it’s ugly people making noise. They don’t waste brain-power to understand it.
People vote for self-interested reasons. Always have, always will.
We spend a lot of time pointing out the hypocrasy and malevolance of the left, in the blogs. But blogs are mostly echo chambers, it’s pretty much preaching to the choir. Leftists don’t rail about what Rush said because they listen to him, they wait for David Brock and MMFA to tell them what he said. And of course they lie about it.
Of all the gifts that I think we on our side should appreciate the most, it’s discernment, the ability to see bullshit for what it is.
*pops one of your gloves and makes absurd bitey faces at you*
MJ, did you really think I was serious? If so, take this barbed covered potato smothered in jalapeño juice and shove it!
BTW–that was the grossest metaphor I’ve wrote in quite a while.
whoa, this cold medicine, it’s making me yakkety Dave!
*ponders ice cream for lunch*
The bigger question, how many pennies do you have up your ass RIGHT NOW!
There’s no room for any because of the walnuts.
As I let that sink and burn in, it becomes even more unsettling. She is not the only one with this perspective and certainly not the only one who wants to perpetuate this desire.
That’s true. And I’m not really gonna praise Danica, but she probably got hit with this question out of left field, and gave an extemporaneous answer. I suspect deep thinking on public policy issues isn’t her gig. So it’s no surprise in that trying to give an inoffensive answer, she sounds like she’s asking the Government to do her thinking for her.
Of all the gifts that I think we on our side should appreciate the most, it’s discernment, the ability to see bullshit for what it is.
Amen. Not to mention it’s one of the greatest gifts we can give to our children as well.
*rents out Baskin Robins for Dave and everyone*
Soup’s On!
There’s no room for any because of the walnuts.
Wow, that’s an even longer term strategy than pennies!
For the benefit of newer hostages, the epic video:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f7112b01fb/ass-pennies-from-greatest-comedy-sketches
I too understand that Danica is not a scholar (of any kind apparently), Xbrad, but to excuse her answer as “surprise” is kinda weak. In fact, one could argue that if this was indeed a spontaneous response that it likely reflects her true beliefs. And that is the meaty part of the scary; that the perspective has become a mindless perhaps subconscious response.
*grabs giant spoon and digs into the Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream*
If Danica expects to make it in NASCAR, she best get herself right with the baby Jesus.
/Ricky Bobby
Brad, are you still having problems with H&B?
I suspect deep thinking on public policy issues isn’t her gig.
That never seems to stop Alec Baldwin, Matt Damon, Susan Sarandon, et al.
I am more annoyed at the Daily Caller for bothering us with Danica Patrick’s opinions than Danica Patrick’s opinion. Why should we give a shit what Danica thinks? (we don’t) Why do we need to hear it (again, we don’t).
It’s stirring up shit for the sake of a column. Not newsworthy.
ICE MEEEM!!!!!!!!
It’s stirring up shit for the sake of a column. Not newsworthy.
Wait maybe it was.
What was she wearing/not wearing at the time of said comment?
Congratulations on 6 months Sean. I got you one of these:
http://tinyurl.com/6lraj2d
Several people said they coveted the $220, limited-edition shoes for their resale value, which some estimated at up to 10 times or more than the retail price.
“It’s all about the swag,” Gomez said.
It’s stirring up shit for the sake of a column. Not newsworthy.
http://tinyurl.com/894jxqx
Cherries Jubilee at BR is so good.
Not anymore, Aggie.
But I was getting worried there for a bit.
I’m all for mocking celebrities when they say stupid shit. They get no pass from me.
Congratulations on 6 months Sean. I got you one of these:
http://tinyurl.com/6lraj2d
It’s, um, just what I’ve always wanted?
Well, I took all the barrels off their collars.
Because…you know.
I love their Love Potion #31, Lipstick. Unfortunately, it’s only available in February.
I bought a gallon, and I’m saving it for Easter Sunday
Aw, that was thoughtful, puppeh. Here…
http://tinyurl.com/76htevq
I’m not giving her a pass, I’m criticizing the relevance of her opinion. It isn’t relevant. I don’t care about stupid opinions, no matter who they come from.
It’s kinda like that thing no one ever says “hey, I wonder what DAVE thinks about this?”
Holy fuck on a pogo stick:
http://tinyurl.com/7s2nt27
Haven’t seen that one, Aggie and I don’t think we have a BR around here. Heck, the nearest Target and Macy’s are an hour away. Poor deprived me.
“I am more annoyed at the Daily Caller for bothering us with Danica Patrick’s opinions than Danica Patrick’s opinion. Why should we give a shit what Danica thinks? (we don’t) Why do we need to hear it (again, we don’t).”
Yeah, why is the daily caller asking Mrs. Go-Daddy anything other than what kind of razor she uses?
Liberals think exactly that of the government, in that it is there to solve all problems. Every single liberal I know thinks this way.
We don’t think that way, so it appears as foreign to us.
The morons at AOS were chewing on that one, aggie. Seems it might be a big pile of nothing, since you can’t get from Orlando to DC in 41 minutes in a 747. It would have to fly at Mach 1 to do that. Seems someone might be trying to make a mountain out of a mole hill.
That never happens, right?
You’ll have to wait for next year, Lipstick!
http://www.baskinrobbins.com/Nutrition/product.aspx?Category=Ice+Cream&id=0662
The total fat just made me cringe, but I don’t care.
If it isn’t butter pecan, it isn’t real ice cream
LOL J’Ames
MJ, did you really think I was serious? If so, take this barbed covered potato smothered in jalapeño juice and shove it!
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Kind of, but in your defense it’s not like that’s the first time I’ve been called rude. I have three sisters, four nieces, a mom, and a wife so I’m pretty much the rudest one in the family.
Plus I’m paying 50% attention to everything.
MJ, rude? Nah, never happens.
Quit being so nice. That’s my job. So you said.
The total fat just made me cringe, but I don’t care. Good attitude!
They have to include crustaceans in their allergy data? Is there a Baskin Robbins flavor that includes lobster that I was unaware of?
Mmmm, Mudbug Ice Cream!
•How many races has Danica Patrickwon?
Danica Patrick has one win in the Indy Racing League.
• Has Danica Patrick ever won a Nascar race?
No, she has not.
Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Which_races_has_Danica_Patrick_won#ixzz1nc6s8reE
Congratulations, Sean.
Thank God you’re getting your sobriety the good way, not the Teddy Kennedy or Whitney Houston way.
Sean,
cod-liver oil
Crap.
One of my porn bookmarks is right next to my Defense Industry Daily bookmarks.
It sucks when I try to show my sister what an MRAP is, and up comes midget pron.
Sean has been sober longer than Whitney, but not quite as long as Ted.
It sucks when I try to show my sister what an MRAP is, and up comes midget pron.
Your awesomeness is unquestioned….
Oh, and I forgot to tell you paste eaters that I went to Ruth’s Chris last night.
I asked for cow face, but the didn’t have any.
I went to Ruth’s Chris last night.
Mmmmm… food porn blog.
>> why is the daily caller asking Mrs. Go-Daddy anything other than what kind of razor she uses?
Exactly. Or the upcoming race, her actual, profession.
*makes absurd bitey-faces at Cyn too*
*makes bitey faces back at Dave, suddenly feels some spinach between her teeth, reaches into her desk and grabs her official NASCAR toothpick holder, remedies spinach matter, goes back to making bitey faces at Dave*
hahahahaha…
wait, you had spinach ice cream?
that ain’t right
Hush now Dave! It’s behind the counter and you have to ask for it special. Now everyone will want it–sheesh.
Sean’s likely destiny if he hadn’t gotten sober:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV_K4tJNKYI
HA
Those boys are so fuckin funny.
Did someone say ice cream?
Oh, and I forgot to tell you paste eaters that I went to Ruth’s Chris last night.
Love the creamed spinach and garlic mashed potatoes. The steak’s not bad, either.
Event:
1973 – The American Indian Movement occupies Wounded Knee, South Dakota.
Births:
Constantine Mavrocordatos, Prince of Wallachia and Moldavia
Hugo Black, U.S. Supreme Court Justice
André Leducq, French cyclist
Vincent Fourcade, French interior designer
Michel Forget, Canadian actor
Graeme Pollock, South African cricketer
Prodromos Korkizoglou, Greek decathlete
Chelsea Clinton, daughter of Bill and Hillary Clinton
Deaths:
Louis Vuitton, French luggage maker
Peter Handcock, Australian soldier
Orry-Kelly, Australian costume designer
Pat Brady, American actor and singer
William F. Buckley, Jr., American author and commentator
Catchy song, phat. It has an important message, and you can dance to it.
1.) Running girl is hotter than 10,000 suns
2.) It was 60 degrees here today and I played 27 holes of golf (thank you ManBearPig)
3.) I saved Herself $33. The jacket that I had been eying went on sale today, from $75 to $42. Winnah, winnah, chicken dinnah!
Too many damn furriners, wiserbud. Seems like they’re breeding like minks.
L – R
Pupster – Sox
http://tinyurl.com/7mzsdgq
Running girl is hotter than 10,000 suns
They’re all pretty nice today, except you can’t see the first one’s face and the last one is a scary, scary manimal.
Those boys are so fuckin funny.
I was on a cross-country flight once and they had a bunch of episodes of Flight of the Conchords on the little personal tv.
I was laughing my ass off and the person next to me kept looking at me like I was crazy.
Seems like they’re breeding like minks.
Oh, that’s a completely different link….
First Ruth’s Chris steak house I ever went to was in Taipei, Taiwan.
Pupster – Sox
damn, I could watch that all day and just laugh and laugh and laugh….
First Ruth’s Chris steak house I ever went to was in Taipei, Taiwan.
And to think…. I didn’t mention that I was in first class on the flight I referenced above because I didn’t want to sound all 1%-y
Mrs. Pupster and I went to Ruth’s Chris once. After the first course the waiter pulled a little brass bar out of his pocket and scraped the crumbs off the table in front of us. It was so surreal. Mrs. Pupster and I just giggled our butts off when he left, and then messily ate the rest of the rolls so he would do it again.
/hick
Number 5… digging the denim-look bra and panties!
There needs to be some kind of link to the outfits so we can oogle and shop at the same time.
Yes! Cyn is brilliant. Love that undie set.
i looked so hard for a link to Hillary’s Whitewater testimony for the “Michel Forget” link.
“I don’t recall… I don’t recall.. I don’t recall…”
50 times in 42 paragraphs…..
The last pic scares me.
Crap, just woke up and the kids are about to be home from school. I need to shower. And pants, pants would be good.
Living on the back side of the clock sucks., but what sucks even worse is having to wrench your body clock back to ‘normal’.
…Wounded Knee, South Dakota.
I am such a 4th grader. I will laugh at just about everything from Family Guy!
Sean, I’m so happy for you – congratulations on 6 months!!!!!
It got a little dusty in here when I read your comment…..
I am such a 4th grader. I will laugh at just about everything from Family Guy!
heh…. they had a 10-hour version of that clip… I was soo tempted
*wires one million dollars to Lipstick*
>> And to think…. I didn’t mention that I was in first class on the flight I referenced above because I didn’t want to sound all 1%-y
It wasn’t a vacation.
Peon.
I saw the 10 hour version, wiser, and almost clicked it myself! Listening to that while I work on a trip and fall report would have been tasty.
What is this “vacation” you speak of, white man?
It wasn’t a vacation.
So it was when you you fighting in WWII then?
Peon.
heh heh heh….
After the first course the waiter pulled a little brass bar out of his pocket and scraped the crumbs off the table in front of us. It was so surreal.
The first time we were at a restaurant where they did that, I must’ve jumped 2 feet in the air when the guy reached around with the crumb-catcher.
And yeah, we all giggled, too.
Then – geeks that we all are – we all started discussing how the instrument must be made, what angle would be necessary to prevent the crumbs from falling back on the patrons, etc.
Not only are we hicks, we’re NERDY hicks…..
Sister, sister he’s just a baby. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThdCEVhOPvM
Really?! The Talking Heads kilt it?
heh. got this tweet from Mitt Romney:
https://twitter.com/#!/MittRomney/status/173813979351744513
retweeted it with this:
https://twitter.com/#!/WiserMeany/status/174237513366515714
Ok, at first I thought running girl is the hawtest I have seen in some time. Then I remembered I was lazy and she made me feel bad so I decided I hate her. In a sexual way. The kind of hate where I make her be on top doing the work. That kind. Sweaty hate.
Whoa! Who are you G Mohawk?
And HS to ask…
yeah, running girl is pretty damn close to perfect.
And the fact that she probably digs girls is definitely a plus…
He’s the FNG, Hotspur.
Calm down, MJ. First i have to find out who the fuck he is.
That kind. Sweaty hate.
I… I did not know that there was an official name for that.
Just someone with a self imposed two comments a day limit. Now by answering your question I am prevented from giving this weeks pre-selected lottery numbers to everybody here.
Oh well.
Wiser – Already replied to your tweet. Try to keep up!
Mohawk – Cut, jib, newsletter!
Well, when you come back tomorrow, be sure to tell us how many bullwhips you have shoved up your ass.
Wiser – Already replied to your tweet. Try to keep up!
I was posting that for those who are not as cool as you and I, mah brutha…
Calm down, MJ. First i have to find out who the fuck he is.
Having HS here to help run off delurkers has really freed up a lot of my time….
>> I was posting that for those who are not as cool as you and I, mah brutha…
*gives you .27 cents for cab fare
But, Wiser, I thought you mainly specialized in running off those of the female persuasion.
Yeah, about one delurker every six months or so, right?
I thought you mainly specialized in running off those of the female persuasion.
You’re still here…..
.27 cents? Think they call that a farthing.
You’re still here…..
He shoots! He SCORES!
*gives you .27 cents for cab fare
*pockets change and begins usual “walk of shame”
HAHAHAHAHA
You’re still here…..
http://tinyurl.com/7a9lwvk
http://tinyurl.com/7a9lwvk
Mom?
http://tinyurl.com/7a9lwvk
Nice moobs, Hotspur!
made me laugh remembering Peelie yelling out “walk of shame” in the restaurant in CT.
Brad?
http://tinyurl.com/7gl2lwv
HAHAHAHAHA
wow. Dave must be sicker than I thought.
He NEVER laughs at my jokes…..
Happy motorboat monday Bitches!
Why come when I hit my backspace button in chrome it’s the same as hitting the browser back button?
You reminded me of someone who is actually funny.
Bitch.
Slightly out of tune. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnLRKnAIVrg
why do liberals hate America so much? Makes me insane how you can’t mention how hell the mooslims are for killing people after the burning of the quran without some liberal chiming in to remind everyone about that time when those American guys drug that dude to his death for being black.
You reminded me of someone who is actually funny.
Ah…
that makes much more sense
Count – Tell ‘em what I do. . . “Fuck you, you amoral asshole!”
wow. Roasted Jalapeno Ranch Dip… not such a good choice with a sore throat.
Who knew?
pretty much what I said except it sounded more like “douchebag” though. Said jake leg then in all his infinite wisdom told me Hitler was a Christian. It’s a good thing you can’t shoot people online.
Why come when I hit my backspace button in chrome it’s the same as hitting the browser back button?
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Because chrome sucks?
what do you use MJ? I went from firefox the hog to chrome which turns out is a hog as well but with more quirks and crashes, which is always nice.
Said jake leg then in all his infinite wisdom told me Hitler was a Christian.
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When people are that stupid, you’re better off just making shit up to piss them off.
wow. Roasted Jalapeno Ranch Dip… not such a good choice with a sore throat.
I thought you made that discovery last night…..
Actually, Hitler was a vegan, spiritualist and a one-balled socialist. No way he could be described as a Christian.
Roasted Jalapeño Ranch Dip is excellent on potato skins though.
Wow. That last guy is quite the specimen. He has weird Madonna arms.
I’m back to Safari. I tried Firefox and Chrome, but didn’t really like them. I ended up moving all of my photos to a back-up drive and blowing away all of my mp4 files to increase the speed.
*gives you .27 cents for cab fare
*pockets change and begins usual “walk of shame”
you know a couple of those are probably ass-pennies yes?
I’m dumb.
jake leg.. heh. Jamaica mon.
I keep everything on a external hard drive doesn’t seem to help. Of course I’m the one that acually works on computers while everyone else in my house has new computers I still use an old dell dimensions 4700.
Just took daughter dear to her first day at her first job ever. Pretty cool.
Count – Is DD working on a cold fusion project for her 1st job?
That and hostess at a local seafood shack. Mostly hostessing at the seafood shack though.
Working is good for young people.
Yes I’d love to tour the Southland
In a traveling minstrel show
Yes I’m dying to be a star and make them laugh
Sound just like a record on the phonograph. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XscthFPryDw
yeah it’s a pretty cool place. Live bands, fresh seafood, on the bay. Beats the hell out of flipping burgers at Jack n the Crack, which was my first job.
Hi, honey, I’m home.
Anyone post this parody while I was at work?
http://youtu.be/A1a1lfGGrd0
Phat,
Love the ass-penny video. People passing my cube thought I was having an epileptic seizure
Count – Paper route, cut lettuce and picked tomatoes, baled hay, de-tasselled corn and cooked chicken for the Colonel.
I think my new contractor is a lurking Hostage. He made a joke about a Cleveland Steamer to a co-worker and stared at me like I was nuts when I laughed.
MCPO, why de-tassel corn? Not sure they do that here.
Bradley Manning was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.
HA!
The farm was contracted to Del Monte.
Yeah. . . OK.
http://changeyourtomorrow.org/
Whoo Hoo!
Work 2 nights in a row.
Drinks 2 cups of coffee, 1 mountain dew, one 5 hour energy.
That ought to wake me up.
Pretty nifty. Were you aware of this MCPO?
http://www.golfdigest.com/golf-tours-news/blogs/local-knowledge/2011/01/hero-fits.html
Going through my old gmail in advance of ditching it soon. I can’t believe some of the stuff I saved.
Crap.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155640/crap-verification
*Munching cow face.
Weird. Where did everybody go?
Shut the fuck up, Albert!
http://youtu.be/-pyC7WnvLT4
It’s raining like a mofo here right now!
Cloudy wet and low snow levels for us tomorrow—my Monday.
Although this is still pretty cool!
Found my moms old car in it.
http://www.lov2xlr8.no/broch1.html
Scott – Good read. Thanks.
Wow, somebody else detasseled corn, huh? I liked walking beans, better. Not nearly as miserable.
Baling hay was the best workout ever. Especially loading a semi trailer.
Be careful what you put in an email…
http://thepoetthepatriotandtheputo.wordpress.com/2012/01/31/15/
My first car was a 1965 Chrysler 300… cept a bronze color. 4 door, power windows and seats. 383 four barrel carb.
Kick ass.
http://tinyurl.com/7uyj82v
I knew there’d be at least one crack about that last gal. I’m sorta surprised it was Jewstin.
And shame on Theresa for making fun of Bicep Girl. Attitudes like that keep women from being strong enough to take care of themselves.
Shame!
Mine wasn’t as nearly as shiny or nice. . .
http://tinyurl.com/78swos3
I get to go to my new polling place for the first time tomorrow.
I was undecided until I heard about the Dem-targeted robocalls.
Leon – Jewstin is what we used to call a gandy dancer.
He’s a seafood restaurant that used to be a train station?
That explains a lot, actually.
And shame on Theresa for making fun of Bicep Girl. Attitudes like that keep women from being strong enough to take care of themselves.
I was commenting more on her lack of boobage than anything else.
Down here in the South, us wimmens don’t need muscles like that to “take care of” ourselves – that’s what handguns are for…..
The running girl is pretty.
Handguns can’t haul hay bales.
Waiting in the ER with dad. This is fun.
Prayers, Car in, hope he’s okay.
Who are you voting for Leon?
don’t cough on anybody Carin
What happened to my pouty girl?
http://tinyurl.com/78jta6j
My first, ‘cept it was maroon in color and inspired women to disrobe in the back seat
I’m voting Clark Durant in the senate primary, Mitt in the presidential. I wanted it to be Newt, but WSJ is right, Newt’s done and he knows it. Don’t think he even visited MI.
Off to work!
Sounds like Car in already coughed on her dad.
And I hated bucking hay. That shit sucked.
But not quite as bad as cleaning out the silage.
I’m trying not to infect anyone, but I think everyone here already has lapeerpafluza. Dad has low bp, no energy, Disoriented.
Handguns can’t haul hay bales.
*Pats Leon on head*
Silly boy – that’s why we keep you fellas around…..
http://is.gd/0oxxOV
The ER is packed. Not the waiting room do much but we’re waiting for a bed.
What happened to my pouty girl?
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I’m here.
I always got out of bucking hay because I’d break out in hives and my lungs would start whistling.
Sadly, that never happened while mucking out the milk barn.
Silly boy – that’s why we keep you fellas around…..
I’m not always present, and it still takes two to move a couch.
Miss Jimbro gets a call from her dad every summer to haul bales of hay. Her brothers all have excuses but the good daughter goes and comes back with hay everywhere in/on her
Leon, who is the running girl?
Hope your Dad starts feeling better, cArIn.
Pupster, the virtue of having a number of sourceable tumblr feeds is that I can throw these poats together in a matter of minutes.
The Achilles heel of that approach is that I have no fucking idea what their names are.
As part of the Centennial of Naval Aviation, select aircraft have been painted in “retro” colors.
This beautiful F/A-18C is in a mid-WWII paint job.
http://tinyurl.com/75gzkez
I saw one of these today. http://realitypod.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Bricklin-SV1.jpg
I had forgot about Bricklins
Hope your Dad is ok, Car in.
Someone left a rolling stone magazine here in the room. Oh joy.
This is always along boring process.
xBrad – That is a good looking jet!
Too bad you don’t have an iPad to read on…
you’re a good daughter Carin, and a fine person.
Hope dad feels better soon.
I hate you so very much xbrad
Yep. Sending happy thoughts Car in’s way.
Sounds like a low glucose thing Car in, but I really wouldn’t know. But you should ask them about Dave’s prostate while you are there.
Eh. He’s probably got an infection . That’s what it usually is.
Hang in there, Carin.
Here Carin, this will brighten your spirits. A picture from MJ’s last little soiree.
http://is.gd/LsyvZJ
Eh. He’s probably got an infection . That’s what it usually is.<<<<
Dave has an STD?
I had forgot about Bricklins
One of the guys in our frat bought one (he was a doctor’s kid, and was a little spoiled), so I got to ride in it a few times. He had to replace the electric actuators for the doors with a compressed air system (which he had done in Hartford), which worked really well.
Happy thoughts, Carin. I hope your dad just needs some extra gluten.
Soiree?
MJ is funny.
How shall we fuck off oh Lord?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz6Dqi3qJiU
Oh my, ladies – I think I found somewhere else to drop some of my disposable income:
http://www.mytiarafits.com
Car in breathed on the blog. I’m coming down with the lapeerbola.
AAAAACCCKKK, that picture, Laura!
You’re goin’ down, Humpy…….
But you should ask them about Dave’s prostate while you are there.
Isn’t it about time for Dave’s annual checkup?
*snaps on latex glove*
I’m 4 years out from needing prostate exams. Probably 14 years out from actually getting one.
What is that recommended age for men? 50?
Thought it was 40. If it’s 50, increase those numbers in my comment by 10 each.
Screw that.
Did anybody write a silly love song about anybody else today?
Leon – I started at 45 and go every 3 years.
I set up a Pandora station that I’ve trained to play only soft-rock love songs and power ballads from the 80s.
That’s all I got.
leon? Hello?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ILDFp5DGA
Walking speed may predict lifespan. In other news, the people that shop at my local Meijer are all lingering at death’s door.
No Sean, it hasn’t offered me Lionel Richie, yet.
More like this. So I guess a little closer to the turn of the decade.
There’s not enough vicious, mindless, simple-minded hatred here. Either pick up the pace or I’m going to Kos.
Shut the fuck up pendejo, you worthless piece of oilfield white trash.
Act of Valor was WELL WORTH the price of admission.
I haven’t read much of the thread about someone’s panties in a wad because the vilian was a rich, filthy Jew … George Soros is a rich filthy Jew, yes?
That’s better!!
I live about 55 miles from the nearest theater…..but I may have to break down and go to town for this one.
Fuck Texas.
And Texans.
(better?)
There’s plenty of livestock here. I’m sure we can find something suitable for ya. Maybe a Billie Goat.
Fuck. I called my dad to check on him. He’s fine, but he reminded me that yesterday was two years since my brother passed away, and I forgot, didn’t I? Shit.
Fuck Texas.
And Texans.
(better?)
Shuns Xbrad….SHUNS
Sympathies, Roamy.
I’d call you an asshole, pendejo, but, well…
FYI: A coupletree days ago I got a spambot email from Tat, and now I just noticed one from Clintbird.
FYI: A coupletree days ago I got a spambot email from Tat, and now I just noticed one from Clintbird.
http://tinyurl.com/854st8g
My tabby cat has gone from ~20lb to 13lb since we switched to diabetic food for the other one’s sake.
I’d worry he’s gone diabetic too, but other than the weight loss he seems okay.
Okay, I dug around in the funneh folder to cheer myself up.
http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/wurst.jpg
But $6 sounds like a bargain!
I got the same ones from Tat and CB
On a completely unrelated note, is anybody interested in penis enlargement pills?
But $6 sounds like a bargain!
Pshaw! Xbrad can do that for free.
Sean, do they work?
Time has come today. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ-hALkqIAg
I’m only interested if they work.
My tabby cat has gone from ~20lb to 13lb since we switched to diabetic food for the other one’s sake.
http://tinyurl.com/854st8g
Thanks, but no, Shean. I’m haggling over a device with a nice fellow from the Philippines.
They aren’t for a friend, either. They’re for me.
If they work.
Yes, someone hacked my Yahoo account. I changed my password so hopefully that took care of the problem. Have no clue how that happened unless the bot came in on someone’s message I know????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNno7dplUJE
There are now two confirmed suicides by chefs that have appeared on Kitchen Nightmares. Gordan Ramsay = The Woman in Black.
Roamy, I feel for you. But it is a blessing to be able to move on, too.
Of course they work. And at these low, low prices, you’d be a fool not to give me your credit card information.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oh3KajEO0E
Gordan Ramsay = The Woman in Black.
Are you serious??
I’m serious.
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/Recipes/kitchen-nightmares-participant-joe-cerniglia-commits-suicide/story?id=11744484
Granted, in both cases it was high-strung people with mountains of debt, but most people just default.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMLuSc_gJqU&feature=related
Leon, seems also like these are fruits of the self-esteem generation, who were told they are special just the way they are.
I could be wrong, but still…
Attention seekers sometimes get it, then lose it. It’s the contestants, not the show.
I agree. I can’t blame Ramsay or the shows for their decisions.
Got a strange e-mail today. Thought I’d throw it out there. It was titled: Insensitivity?
:
I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we’re stoning her in the morning!
The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers,
so I did …. she’s 21 and her name is Lisa.
Went to the bar with my girlfriend last night. Locals were
shouting “pedophile!” and other names at me, just because
my girlfriend is 21 and I’m 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl
in his class give him a hand-job. I said “Son, that’s 3 schools
this year! You’d better stop before you’re banned from teaching altogether!”
Just been to the gym. They’ve got a new machine in. Could
only use it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It’s great
though. It provides me with everything I need – Kit Kats, Mars
Bars, Snickers, Potato Crisps, the lot.”
Question – Are there too many immigrants in Britain? 17%
said yes; 11% said No; 72% said “I am not understanding the question please.”
The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is
having sex with me because she can’t afford batteries..
A man calls 911 and says “I think my wife is dead”. The
operator says, “How do you know?” He says “The sex is
about the same, but the ironing is piling up!”
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die
you get reincarnated but must come back as a different
creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow.
I said, “You obviously haven’t been listening
My wife has been missing a week now. The police said
to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill
to get all of her clothes back.
I’ve heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children’s-oriented iPod after realizing that “iTouch Kids”
is not a good product name.
The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we
could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we’d
love to, but our garden hose only reaches to the driveway.
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Smacks of Henny Youngman, don’t it?
Take my wife, please…
Reality TV is the bane of western society. I fucking hate all of it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Those are stealing-worthy
I kinda felt guilty at laughing at them.
Anita said; “Send them to my brother!”
http://tinyurl.com/7r3vu8o
*crashes through poat, roars, destroys Tokyo, eats a commuter train*
Huevos por mi amigo, MJ. . .
http://tinyurl.com/7v9sdnj
What I like about trains; crunchy on the outside, screamy on the inside.
G’night.
*yawns and shuffles*
MMM is coming to a close. . .
http://tinyurl.com/7t4upnc
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Gojira!Lauraw!Watch out for the electrical wires if you get all stompy.
So, it wasn’t enough when I tripped over a storage bin today that I bloodied the shit out of my foot and ankle.
It appears I pulled a muscle in my back as well.
Would one of you kind people kill me quickly and relatively painlessly?
No, a woodchipper is not ” relatively painlessly.”
**express mails a heating pad and two Flexarils to XBrad.
Apply liberal amounts of booze to your throat, xBrad. It won’t make your back feel better but, at a certain point, you will no longer give a shit if it hurts.
thanks, roamy.
MCPO, the only good news is, unlike your injury, mine is temporary. I’ll be OK in a day or two.
It’s not really that bad. I just really like whining.
Nevermind that when Sohos broke her leg, I told her to rub some dirt on it and walk it off…
Nevermind that when Sohos broke her leg, I told her to rub some dirt on it and walk it off…
and she can finally laugh about it
Well, did you ever rub any dirt on it?
G’nite, all y’all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St25Zus9Bx0
No, a woodchipper is not ” relatively painlessly.”
Hmmmmm…should I put a deposit on that steamroller?
Just…. put it in high gear.
Gracious but it died early tonight.
It’s only mostly derp.
I blame Mare.
“I blame Mare.”
as you should
http://tinyurl.com/7vpdpe5/
Whine alert
It is not fair I suffered through 2-3 weeks of hell standing all night on the concrete feet aching back aching. I got over it could work all night no problem.
I am starting all over again after not working for 2 months OUCH!
/whine off
I hope Dad is ok Car in
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That picture that laura linked looked like a bunch of Rosetta’s.
Where is Carin and how is her dad?
wakey wakey
dad is in hospital.
I slept in a bit, then was hanging with hubby as he got ready for work.
Mj looks like he was having fun at his soiree.
Bears, huh?
Rosettas.
Yeah, that pic was used as a header pic here a year or so ago. Cleaning up some old junk in my gmail account and ran across it.
Okay, despite all such threats, I’m not also doing a Tiny Tits Tuesday, so does anyone else have a new poat idea?
A theme for Tuesday? That’s like putting a frame around a turd.
Or whatever.
Do what you want, I’ll be beating my little dog.
*whistles, grabs the spatula*
Gov may mandate rear-view cameras in all new cars by 2014.
Just one more thing you’ve got to pay for that you didn’t need in the first place that will eventually break.
It’s gotta be GM/Fiat leaning on the admin to raise barriers to entry on their lower-cost competitors like KIA and Hyundai.
We’ll be driving in 4-pt harnesses and helmets by law in my lifetime.
ov may mandate rear-view cameras in all new cars by 2014.
Just one more thing you’ve got to pay for that you didn’t need in the first place that will eventually break.
fuck that.
My back-up sensors in my car were nice while they worked, now they’re a fucking PAIN in the ass.
Town is going to have to trap and remove a beaver nearby. He’s doing his beaver thing and flooding an area near a road.
i wonder, if he was flooding my personal property, what my chances would be of having him removed?
Please, people from various agencies would be camped out in my backyard, making sure I didn’t use my own land, or look at the giant water rat unkindly.
You know what’s funny about animals that humans have eradicated or brought to the brink of extinction?
A lot of them are tremendous pains in the ass and not so easy to coexist with. Weird.
If you want to disable them, there’s bound to be a breaker or fuse you can pull.
Time to go vote and get syringes and go to work.
Laura, if that happens, trap and kill the beaver and keep your mouth shut about it.
Have a good day Leon.
I’m off too.
My dog could take care of that beaver.
It wouldn’t be pretty, but it would get the job done.
Mmmmm…..beeeaverrrrr.
Morning
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Rearview cameras should be standard on all vehicles.