Food Blogging for Scott

That’s beef tips in horseradish gravy on a bed of rice (and a spinach salad with bleu cheese dressing).  Except it’s not beef tips because they were kind of expensive.  I got the cheapest cut of beef I could find instead:

That’s cheek meat.  Yep, I boiled cow face in tongue juice to make my supper and it was delicious.

A spokescow for the bovine community sent in the following response:

280 Comments

  1. Pfister!

    Cyn, if you would please, I’d like a set of keys to the recipe blog.

  2. http://i.imgur.com/rGHOZ.png

  3. what the fuck is this shit?

    oh, also I have to grill marinated pork chops* RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

    *breakfast chops, thinly sliced with a supremo teriyaki marinade

  4. Pictures of Sox, for those who like him better than me.

    http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2012/02/25/caturday-just-barely/

  5. I boiled cow face in tongue juice to make my supper and it was delicious.

    HAH!!
    *high-fives Jewstin*

    Honestly, I would do the same thing if it weren’t for Mr. Weird Food Things over here.

  6. Mmmmm…. beef tits.

  7. We are down to our last ziploc of green chile. Who runs out of green chile in February?

  8. Pictures of Sox, for those who like him better than me.

    http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2012/02/25/caturday-just-barely/

    Hey thanks, xbrad!

  9. Bessie, you’ve been sold to xbrad.

    http://i.imgur.com/rGHOZ.png

  10. Did you look behind the cow face?

  11. http://i.imgur.com/rGHOZ.png

    Bwahahahahah!

    I can’t stop laughing at that stupid picture.

  12. Nice beer, Jew.

  13. *writes apologetic tweet after being fired from ESPN for anti-semitic remarks*

  14. Did you look behind the cow face?

    I don’t know what that means.

    That sounds like something the Oracle would tell you about the meaning of life.

  15. Rosetta, what color rubber fist are you riding RIGHT NOW?

  16. You treat me badly.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEUOiiVxsGc

  17. *high-fives Jewstin*

    Laura, we should begin plotting now.

    COMMENCE PHASE 3!!

  18. At first, I thought that said BEASN had been sold to XBrad.

    I’m like, huh? I don’t remember bidding on that!

    MOM, SOMEONE HACKED MY E-BAY ACCOUNT AGAIN!!

  19. Rosetta, what color rubber fist are you riding RIGHT NOW?

    By “riding” do you mean “sticking in a cow’s ass”?

  20. Rosetta – To the nearest Imperial tonne, has much baby poop have you cleaned up today?

  21. Closer to a horse’s ass, but whatever.

  22. Andy, what’s the dumbest thing you did this week?

    Don’t lie, asshole!

  23. Went to work instead of taking the week off and going to Texas for a few days’ R&R with the family.

  24. Huh. Did you see the California geyser in the news Andy?

    From a FIRE HYDRANT THAT WAS HIT BY A CAR.

  25. Link or it didn’t happen.

  26. youtube is full of fire hydrant geyser videos.

    I was gyped.

  27. Laura, we should begin plotting now.

    COMMENCE PHASE 3!!

    *winks, palms an acorn squash, looks around innocently*

  28. * sniff *

    So beautiful… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq9zNjFmOc0

  29. Ouch ow ow ouch!
    I forgot to put sunscreen on my bald head. It is really red and owie!

  30. Lawns watered – Check!

  31. That would be a good name for a gay porno.

    Guyser

    Gross.

  32. Don’t google that Rosetta.

  33. Vmax, that is exactly why I started wearing a hat. You have my sympathy.

  34. Wow, just checked out the Scottish weather forecast and Irish weather forecast links on Ace. Those are some freakin’ bizarre ancient languages!
    I can’t decide what Gaelic sounds like. Almost slavic, really.

  35. Vmax keep it wet. Put a wet rag on your head.

  36. You have hair Jew. I hate that worse putting greasy sunscreen on and looking like Laura’s avatar

  37. I have a TiitusWeb Jenkins question.

    How did this blog get to 3 million hits?

    I didn’t think it was that long ago that we had 1 million. Which is still ridiculous.

    I don’t understand what’s going on.

  38. This is the coolest thing – EVAH!

    http://tinyurl.com/4kaqbho

  39. Don’t google that Rosetta.

    Did you, sicko?

  40. Vmax, I used to have hair. A lot of it fell off the top of my head, and I bought a hat when I started getting the sunburn.

    Scalp sunburn is no laughing matter. It fucking hurts.

  41. >> How did this blog get to 3 million hits?

    50 people hitting refresh like a motherfucker.

  42. Where’s Sohos?

    Lucas looks like a dork.

    Needs a better haircut!

  43. That looks like the dog my Mom put down last year.
    He saved her from a carjacking once.

  44. Didn’t Oso or Lips mention moron friends on MyFaceTwitch who lurk here?

  45. This is the coolest thing – EVAH!

    http://tinyurl.com/4kaqbho

    MOM!! MCPO IS BEING A COCK!!

  46. What up, homie??

    http://tinyurl.com/87v73bv

  47. ohhh yeah… Big Bang Theory on TBS…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pVM00eoohI

  48. Jew, that was me. They lurk but are too intimidated to comment.

  49. How did this blog get to 3 million hits?

    I didn’t think it was that long ago that we had 1 million. Which is still ridiculous.

    well, not to take all the credit, but I have been exceptionally funny lately….

  50. btw rosetta, you ever gonna post Jewstin’s eulogy?

  51. It’s funny to think that people lurk here.

    I never knew there were so many shut-in losers.

    Or maybe the CIA brings this blog up to torture terrorists.

  52. When Dave or Andy link here from Ace it helps the stats a bunch. So instead of monkey washing cat videos…Meh it is too hard.

  53. . . . but are too intimidated to comment.

    They should be. You know how Wisermeanie treats n00bs!

  54. However shall I find peace?

  55. >> Or maybe the CIA brings this blog up to torture terrorists.

    Makes me want a BLT.

  56. “How did this blog get to 3 million hits?”

    Google searches for tongue, pig face and cow face.

  57. “How did this blog get to 3 million hits?”

    diet tips and recipes?

  58. Baby is funny, she is a Corgi with Golden Retriever hair.

  59. btw rosetta, you ever gonna post Jewstin’s eulogy?

    Jewstin’s dead?

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  60. MCPO, these are people who comment at the HQ but are intimidated by H2. Long time Morons.

  61. Vman, pics of Baby yet?

  62. If you want dust in the room, go see Act of Valor. Recommended highly, by the way.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWK1sG3spiE

  63. No Baby pics yet Oso. Tomorrow I visit mom with a fenced yard. Lots of picture opportunities then.

    *Puts sunscreen by the door so I do not forget*

  64. Jewstin’s dead?

    well, that wasn’t toooo obvious of a response…..

  65. Intimidated by H2?

    Confused.

  66. well, not to take all the credit, but I have been exceptionally funny lately….

    I seriously doubt this.

  67. The way it was explained to me: you guys are too funny and they are afraid to comment. A few are commenters at IB but the H2 is REALLY intimidating.

  68. I imagine that there are a lot of hot sluts that lurk here.

    Mmmmmmm….sluts.

  69. Morons? and frightened of mixing it up with the sweetest, kindest people on the planet? Balderdash!

  70. A few are commenters at IB but the H2 is REALLY intimidating.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!

    yeah… that makes sense…..

    L to R: IB

    http://tinyurl.com/7qgd2u4

  71. Too funny?

    Brad is linking pictures of his cat.

    Yea, its tough to top that.

  72. Well Chief, you ARE kind of intimidating, after all.

  73. Chief, if I can delurk, they can delurk. Still trying to recruit a troll…and a black friend for Michael.

  74. Intimidated by H2?

    I blame Shean because he likes to brandish the cutty parts of broken bottles at mother fuckers.

  75. Jeebus Jewstin, I’m going to have to adopt you and cook you proper meals, you poor thing eating cow face.

  76. and a black friend for Michael.

    HAHAHAHA!!

    call Mrs. Cuffy… I think she still has it….

  77. Didn’t Gabe have it? Maybe he gave it to Andy.

  78. Intimidated by H2?
    That whore Mare
    Recipes
    Me telling Wiser to F off
    Workout tips
    Wiser telling me to suck his donkey kong
    Weather reports
    Hosefuckers
    Beasn Rubber Fist
    Pictures of cute kittens
    Zeeeke!

    Yea confused

  79. Vman – And everyone getting told to STFU!

    But, it’s said with love!

  80. Blockbuster and Ben and Jerry’s!

  81. Don’t forget BBF and HHD. Maybe partial nudity scares everyone off.

  82. Didn’t Gabe have it? Maybe he gave it to Andy.

    Bom chicka wow wow…..

  83. It’s either the joke threads……

    or TiF.

    My money’s on TiF.

  84. I forgot MCPO on his Jazzy yelling STFU and swatting everyone with his cane.

  85. Andy’s still got it. He’s probably wearing a trenchcoat, too.

  86. Vman – It’s a HoveRound you besotted old twit!

  87. Sohos, did y’all watch Act of Valor?

  88. We did. Those huys do NOT fuck around!

  89. Where did my comment go?

  90. Yeah, I’m glad the SEALS are on our side. I wouldn’t want to face them, at all.

  91. BACK from my good deed.

  92. I made a witty reply complementing you MCPO and saying something about besotting but the internet or the sock monster ate it.
    Sorry my friend

  93. L to R: IB

    http://tinyurl.com/7qgd2u4

    Hahahahahaha.

  94. Whoever is on facechimp, go to my recent activity and see if you can get in on my sister’s page who asks why Bush haters are silent on Obama’s high gas prices. My other sister showed up and you have my permission to slap her around – though don’t tell her you know me.

    She lurves that Keystone is a no go. (also she lurves her some PETA, who has an 85% kill rate)

  95. Rosetta, how is our baby Henry? Is speaking at your level yet, ‘da’ or ‘pthhbbbbfff’?

  96. Whoever is on facechimp, go to my recent activity and see if you can get in on my sister’s page who asks why Bush haters are silent on Obama’s high gas prices. My other sister showed up and you have my permission to slap her around – though don’t tell her you know me.

    She lurves that Keystone is a no go. (also she lurves her some PETA, who has an 85% kill rate)

    UNLEASH THE HOUNDS!

  97. Just delurking quickly to say, I would comment more but the laundry on the floor of that kitchen doesn’t make the cow face any more appetizing.

  98. Vman – Nothing in the spam folder?!

  99. That whore Mare is rather intimidating.

    Blue Oyster Cult sang it the best…………Don’t fear the whore

  100. Guy – That’s not the kitchen floor. . . it’s the hamper!

  101. Nothing in spam, vman. Don’t know what happened to it.

  102. Hey look, a lurker! Welcome, Guy Mohawk.

  103. MORE COWBELL

  104. How ya feelin, Dave? You need to get better, so we can examine your blood, before going to Lapeerpalooza. Antidotes, and shit.

  105. Hah!

    Mohawk, that is outside of the kitchen, and it is my clean laundry puddle.

    The dirty laundry puddle is in the bathroom.

  106. Thank you J in A, I usually bother people over at the Face of Hades, although Ace is off his meds and going toward the Light, so its best to tread lightly.

  107. It dissapeared (however you spell it) into the either.
    Hi Guy!
    Another Guy? Bother.
    Mohawk on the other hand works. As a child my parents rented a cabin on lake Mohawk.

  108. haha, got that right, Guy!

  109. “No I don’t have any Blue Oyster Cult. I ate 24 pairs of Blue Oyster Cult tickets last time around. I was this close to working at 7-11.”

  110. Jay, I’m not used to having such a sore throat.. Ima get a strep test in the morning, just to make sure I ain’t gonna die.

    But other than that, I’m awesome, thanks!

  111. As a child, my parents gave me a Mohawk and then buried a tomahawk in my right ear.

  112. MORE COWFACE!!!

  113. Dave – Make sure they check your prostate. . . you can never be too careful!

  114. I lurve oysters fried raw steamed etc.

    Wait you were talking music. My bad.

  115. oh shit.. I hope it ain’t prostate cancer. Especially with this symptom

  116. >>>>Another Guy? Bother.<<<<<<<

    I'll go with this gangsta sock, not that I will bother you guys too much, I also don't want to bring down the humor level. Its just the Bayou Billionaire recipe and pics compelled me to comment.

  117. Dave – Make sure they check your prostate. . . you can never be too careful!

    done and done.

  118. G Mo.. welcome. Got a gumbo recipe?

  119. >> done and done.

    Goddammit.. you talk too much.

  120. DEBBAAAAAYYYYY!!!!! http://youtu.be/MugHh4s57F4

  121. Goddammit.. you talk too much.

    Okay, that made me laugh out loud.

  122. Got a gumbo recipe?<<<<<

    My wife makes a good one, but it doesn't cure prostate cancer.

    ps – good cheerleader pics this year.

  123. WTFITS?

  124. Comment by wiserbud on February 25, 2012 9:05 pm
    It’s either the joke threads……
    or TiF.
    My money’s on TiF

    Yeah, us 5-foot-tall, morbidly obese, middle-aged white women have that effect on a lot of people….. :P

  125. Goddammit.. you talk too much.

    you love me.

  126. yeah jewstin has a little coonass in’em

  127. >> but it doesn’t cure prostate cancer.

    what if we add cumin? paprika? Help a brother out.

  128. Yeah, us 5-foot-tall, morbidly obese, middle-aged white women have that effect on a lot of people

    Mom?

  129. PEACE THROUGH DOUCHE

  130. I hate cumin. (Low hanging fruit)

  131. I hate cumin.<<<<<<

    Prematurely anyway.

  132. that’s funny I like cumin

  133. Comment by Jewstin on February 25, 2012 9:41 pm
    ……
    Mom?

    I have ANOTHER gay kid?
    Sheesh – it really IS genetic….. :P

  134. that’s funny I like cumin

    *cough

  135. >> Prematurely anyway.

    If I’ve been thinking about it all day it isn’t premature.

  136. mooooooon Riverrrrr

  137. I was gonna comment here but TiFW showed-up and now I’m too intimidated…
    / lurker

  138. I thought prostate cancer made cumin hard…..

  139. I hate cilantro, too.

  140. I DON’T KNOW I DON’T HAVE PROSTATE CANCER

    ok, inside voice.. inside voice

  141. Crazy Bear,
    My spouse says cilantro tastes like soap. Hates it!

  142. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Coonass.

    YOU TAKE THAT BA. . .

    Aw crap.

  143. Dave doesn’t let us play when he feels bad.

    Party pooper.

  144. prostate cancer is one of the most curable. worst case scenario they cut your balls off or take them out of your wife’s purse, whichever.

  145. ChrisP, cilantro does taste like soap! Govt actually paid for a study about it.

  146. Man, what happened to Ace lately?

    He’s gone Full Romney.

    You NEVER go Full Romney.

  147. <i.I was gonna comment here but TiFW showed-up and now I’m too intimidated…

    …….

    ….
    ……

    ……

    ……….

  148. Howdy, G Mohawk! What part of the country are you in?

  149. I DON’T KNOW I DON’T HAVE PROSTATE CANCER

    maybe it’s a toomah

  150. Typing your comments in Morse code now, Wiser?

  151. Colorado, TiF. You are intimidating me with all your questions, next I guess you will want to know my shoe size.

  152. Typing your comments in Morse code now, Wiser?

    omgomgomgomgomgOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!

    SHE NOTICED ME!!!!!

  153. If I’ve been thinking about it all day it isn’t premature.

    Word.

  154. If I’ve been thinking about it all day it isn’t premature.

    If it happens after I get my clothes are off, it isn’t premature…

  155. ^^^ THIS.

  156. You guys made me wonder and yep, here is one of many, keep it handy to make fun of the de-lurkers.

    http://www.onlineconversion.com/morse_code.htm

  157. IT’S NOT A TOOMAH. NOT A TOOMAH

    shit I hope it’s not a toomah.

    *looks at the cigarettes*

  158. .– …. .- – – …. . ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. … – …. .. … … …. .. – ..–..

  159. Dave, I’m concerned about your ovaries. You should get your ovaries checked.

  160. I’ve not used Morse since I got my novice in 1962 to pass electronics class.

  161. why does no one get it that I have a sore throat?

  162. I DON’T HAVE CRAMPS

  163. Man, I haven’t fiddled with Morse Code since Sea Scouts in 1983.

  164. Dave, too much Cumin will do that to you…

  165. why does no one get it that I have a sore throat?<<<<<

    You should have told them to go the short route when checking your prostate.

  166. You are intimidating me with all your questions, next I guess you will want to know my shoe size.

    They are SUPPOSED to ask you how many bullwhips you have shoved up your ass RIGHT NOW, or what color your slightly used rubber fist is.

    **points to Hostage Manual, Section II, Paragraph 7.15.

  167. why does no one get it that I have a sore throat?

    Dave – Stop hollering and drink a hot toddy with some honey and lemon.

  168. >> too much Cumin will do that to you…

    is that even possible?

  169. DiT,
    Don’t you have COBlogger status/TrollBuster at Aces?
    If so, how about taking a few and ‘disappearing’ anything from “ick (dBxzn)”?
    Just for S&G…

  170. I love it when everyone in my house turns their noses up at dinner.

  171. Colorado Springs. Best town I ever lived in.

    Drinking at Cowboys while Liz was tending bar.

  172. ..-. ..- -.-. -.- … .- .-.. -

  173. BisW – Then they can go hungry DAMMIT!

  174. what? what did they say? which thread?

  175. I remember Cowboys (bar). Boy that was many years ago.

  176. BiW,
    What the hell did you cook for them?
    Was it a recipe from Jewstin?

  177. Kinda they way I took it, Chief.

  178. I love it when everyone in my house turns their noses up at dinner.

    That’s when you point to the pantry cabinet that holds the peanut butter and the cereal and tell ‘em to have at it.

  179. Hamburger Helper Cheesy Enchalada.

  180. BiW, tell ‘em to make themselves a sammich, you’re done for the day.

  181. **finds a Morse translator and laughs

  182. GMoney, as far as I know, Cowboys is still there.

  183. DiT,
    The current one. I think it’s Raykon/raygun…
    Just tired pathetic ‘cons’ shit. Same ol – same ol…

  184. They are dining on the Beurre du Peanut.

  185. got it

  186. Thank you, sir!
    I’d a done it, were I able..

  187. Peanut Butter over cheesy enchilada? What’s their problem?

  188. I just checked xbrad…still there…it was funny, the review said; noise level: very loud.

  189. I have serious heartburn from Chile Relleno Bake. I love green chile so…LOL

  190. –. — / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.– — ..- .-. … . .-.. …- . … / … .- -. / -.. .. . –. —

  191. Peanut Butter over cheesy enchilada? What’s their problem?

    They get it from their mother.

  192. I was banging a bartender there for years. Met her in Germany, of all places.

    When did you hang out there?

    I was there from 92 to 95.

  193. -.– — ..- .-. / -.-. — -.. .. -. –. / … ..- -.-. -.- … –..– / -..- -… .-. .- -..

  194. We just ordered Pizza. This is a cheat day for me I guess but what a fantastic day

  195. And that translator sucks balls too! HAHAHA!

  196. *puts on pizza delivery uniform*

  197. Yeah it would have been early 90′s for me also, my buddy and I had some gals we would meat there on a regular basis, some of their friends were dating flyboys. It was a kick. I also remember going back for new years 99.

  198. //issues “pizza delivery guy hunting licenses” to hundreds of TX hunters.

  199. What’s that smell?

    http://tinyurl.com/7bfhoyn

  200. Those translators do suck. I tried like three of them and only the f word shows up consistently.

  201. Saw this comment over on the ONT, made me think of our own Chief:

    59 Forget body armor or the m4
    Give all soldiers a old school master chief whose coffee cup was just cleaned
    There will be blood, oh yes

  202. Those translators do suck.

    I thought the one I’d found would be good when “Fuck Salt” was translated w/o difficulty.

    *shakes fist at interwebs*

  203. TiFW – Nobody dared touch my coffee cup after it was seasoned!

  204. There was a link ages ago about how to recognize a master chief. One was by the way the fingers of one hand were permanently curled by holding a coffee cup.

  205. Comment by daveintexas on February 25, 2012 10:04 pm
    why does no one get it that I have a sore throat?

    Well, maybe you should check to make sure that the other guy doesn’t have prostate cancer – he might have given it to you (IYKWIMAITTYD)…..

  206. Nobody dared touch my coffee cup after it was seasoned!

    Your coffee cup was made out of cast iron?

    *ducks and runs*

  207. *TiFW – Nobody dared touch my coffee cup after it was seasoned!*

    With cumin?

  208. MCPO, my Dad was just a Sr chief but his coffee cup was nasty! The one at home was a starter cup but the hospital cup was…ewwww.

  209. Mess Sgt’s in the Army were much the same, except there wasn’t coffee in those cups…

  210. Well, boxing match is on. Nice meetin you folks, I’ll come back sometime, you seem reasonable enough.

  211. GM,
    It’s really not scary here, just 20 degrees off-plumb…

  212. ChrisPy – Nothing wrong with a dram of Irish in the 3 pm cup, now is there?

  213. reasonable enough.

    Mu-ha

    He said ‘reasonable.’

    Mu-hahahah!

    Reasonable?!

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVVDCOWhpE0

  214. Chief,
    No, there is not. I must admit that I was “Startled” when I first discovered that. Then, stepped back and looked at the situation and it all made sense!
    THAT’S how they can do this, and make it all work, without going insane!
    Genius!
    But they had been doing it for years and handed it down, generation to generation.
    These are(were) the people that feed the Army. Thank GOD for them!

  215. Which Hostagette is this?

    http://imgur.com/gallery/UNZBF#.T0mvpIL54Yg.mailto

  216. Colorado, TiF.

    A fine pedigree indeed.

  217. Fooled him, for sure

  218. Jimbro, not me. Belly button is too weird.

  219. Chief,
    I must admin that I was “YOUNG”, when I discovered how the military actually worked.
    Went in when 18, in 1967.
    Things have changed, some, since then.
    The Goat Locker, Warrant Officers, Master Sgts not so much…

  220. Belly button is too weird.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, that’s it!

  221. I know the rules for beer and liquor, as far as hangovers, but what about wine and beer?

    Lil help?

  222. Which Hostagette is this?

    Not PJM – she stores her cats in a different place.

  223. I thought the trend was toward short haired, er, “cats”?

  224. Which Hostagette is this?
    http://imgur.com/gallery/UNZBF#.T0mvpIL54Yg.mailto

    Dave.

  225. J’ames, water is the key. Especially with wine.

  226. prolly don’t mix Jay. It is never good when I do

  227. Thanks for the tips!

    sohos, did you go see Act of Valor? We did, thought it was awesome.

  228. I clicked on that link, then had to click on it again to look at her belly button.

    Good night, my friends. Coffee pot’s all set up, just push start.

  229. I don’t want any coffee, thanks!

    Night roamy!

  230. J’ames, remember, beer=Liquid bread. Best to avoid. Bad for El Goutcho too.

  231. Don’t ever drink with Lithuanians. Or Newfoundlanders.

    Two of my only two “lost evenings”.

    Oy.

  232. Roamy,
    We don’t even have to push start.
    We just arm it.
    It’s set to go off at 0445.

  233. It’s set to go off at 0445.

    If you are up that early, why do you need the coffee?

  234. WE did Jay and it was awesome

  235. BiW,
    Lithuanians?
    Have you ever drunk with the laughing Latvians?
    Want to get into serious trouble?
    I got your trouble ‘Right Here”…

  236. And never drink the punch at a frat party…Everclear grain alcohol causes you (me, really) to take clothes off and wake up with sharpie tattoos

  237. Well, we’re out for the night – sweet dreams, all!

  238. I like my beer, oso. No goutcho, so I’ll take it easy (er).

    Jet Fuel:
    4 bottles beer
    8 oz everclear
    1 can frozen concentrated lemonade.

    guaranteed to make everyone loopy!

  239. And never drink the punch at a frat party…Everclear grain alcohol causes you (me, really) to take clothes off and wake up with sharpie tattoos

    Heh. I used to make punch. And sell the Sharpies. Paid for my books that way.

  240. My brother has the El Goucho and he now drinks the Cherry Juice they sell at GNC and he hasnt had a flare up since

  241. I think Lapeerapalooze needs a cooler full of Jungle Juice.

  242. BiW,
    Lithuanians?

    Yup. I can still hear my friend’s father saying “Boys, boys, come have drink with your old man.”

    He poured three fingers of vodka into whiiskey glasses

    My friend: “Dad, it’s too much.”

    His Dad”Victor. Drop the skirt and purse and have a drink with your old man.”

    I woke up the next morning in the media room with a mouth full of shoe leather. Someone had been nice and threw a blanket over me sometime when I was asleep.

  243. Jimbro,
    Once upon a time, long long ago, when the local bunch of skydivers was composed of a bunch of soldiers waiting to ETS after coming back from SEATO, we did a bunch of things at the jump-center that led to some folks being ‘sort-of’ incapacitated.
    One of those gentleman was an active-duty Ft. Lewis soldier. He passed-out, dead to the world, on a parachute packing table(this was in the early ’70s).
    When he woke in the morning he was all about; “Oh my GOD, I’ve got to make formation!”
    He did not know that he had “I Smoke Pot”, eye-liner, etc… applied on his face. That was the way he presented that morning in formation.
    This did not end well…

  244. I’m mainlining caffeine tonight.

    12 hr night shift on the C-5 desk and it’s SLOOOWW.

  245. Don’t ever drink with Lithuanians. Or Newfoundlanders.—————–
    I spent a LOT of time in Gander, Newfoundland back in the 90′s. The local hootch is called ‘Skreetch’ and it will hammer you.

  246. If I’m up at 0445, it’s not “early,” it’s “really late.”

  247. I was truly naive when it happened to me, 18 and up to Boston with friends for the night. They had the common sense to load me up and sober me up so I didn’t pull a Whitney Houston act. I woke up on a picnic table in the rain in one of the local parks…other than the raw skin from scrubbing marker off it was a pleasant evening!

  248. phat, we have a few Canadian nurses around the miracle center whose eyes light up when they mention Screech!

    http://www.screechrum.com/home

  249. Art,
    0445 is really late? WTF, O?

  250. I may or may not have partied until sunrise a few times., Chrispy.

  251. The best two things about St. John’s were the women and the screech. Big nursing school there.

  252. The day I graduated from Ft. Benning, was the day the 101st had that horrific accident there.

    A month later,when I got to Hawaii, my team leader was a guy that had been supposed to be on that flight, but came home a day earlier in order to clear post at Ft. Campbell.

  253. xbrad, my time there was brief, summer of 83. Did my 5 jumps, got my wings and never jumped again. I’ll make no claim to have not been scared shitless each time I exited the door.

  254. Jimbro, I’m a leg. Closest I came to jump school was staying in the post guest house near the school while attending school there a few years later.

  255. Just got back from Act of Valor. It’s well worth the price of admission.

  256. I acted on impulse, heard Airborne School was tough and thought I could do it. 2 years later when the choice was go to Advanced Camp or Ranger School (for ROTC), I had wised up enough to go to the camp. Besides, they may have made me jump again. I knew I was heading to med school by then and not a combat arms branch

  257. Andy, currently planning to go tomorrow afternoon.

  258. My little brother’s on that other track Jimbro.

    He got his wings at Benning a couple of summers ago and graduates from college/gets commissioned in May.

  259. Andy, what branch did he get?

  260. My hat’s off to him. In college I realized I wanted to serve but knew I was not the leader I was reading about in my military science classes. I went medical corps, did my time between hot conflicts and got honorably discharged. As a doc I’ve made many other challenging decisions where it’s been a lonely feeling. But those decisions affect my patient, not a full platoon of GI’s.

    I know your brother will thrive Andy, no one nowadays enters the service without their eyes wide open.

  261. Jimbro, I just can’t imagine a horror worse than being a gyno for GI women.

  262. He’s doing EOD right off to bat (training in Florida somewhere?) and trying to work his way into the Rangers.

    He is a physical specimen. Sheesh, he can’t find pants to fit his fuckin’ calves.

  263. Oh, and I’ll be around for a while, even if I don’t post. I’m writing a mini-review of AoV for the HQ, and then I want to go and read some of the reviews out on the Intertubes.

  264. http://tinyurl.com/7wwxp4u

  265. —-shivering piss chills just went down my spine—–

    I don’t do the gyn stuff *professionally*, more of a hobby with Miss jimbro

  266. Watching Dream House. Goodnight all

  267. G’night as well. This call weekend has F’d up my circadian rhythm

  268. DERP!

  269. http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20120225/METRO01/202250346/Fight-shower-cited-slaying-9-month-old-boy?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|FRONTPAGE

    what in THE fuck is wrong with Detroitions….. nevermind

  270. Sir Derpster?
    http://tinyurl.com/6s5lrnk/

  271. The worst thing about that story, Jam2, is that no one will talk to police. The FAMILY in the house wouldn’t talk.

    Perhaps they’ve come around, I dunno, but that was the original deal as the story broke last week.

    wakey wakey

  272. 65 degrees, headed for 77. Ahhhhhh….

  273. mornin all. Damn, can’t believe DiT has the Aids. That sucks.

  274. This is interesting:

    I believe it is now time for Western Christians and non-Christians alike to acknowledge that men such as Alexis de Tocqueville were correct and various concepts such as free expression, freedom of association, and other hallowed concepts of Western civilization simply do not translate outside of Western Christian culture. What was once theoretical is now empirical thanks to more than sixty years of evidence that strongly suggests that human liberty is simply not compatible with non-Christian, non-Western culture.

  275. Where did you find that Car in?

  276. yeah well pretty much non-any religion could be deemed not compatible to other religions. It’s kinda why they’re different to begin with.

  277. EOD training is in Fort Walton Beach, FL, but some of it is here at Redstone.

  278. amazing new post

  279. It is not religion getting along with religion Count. It is freedom that is incompatible with some religions. Certainly Judeo Christianity has proven it can. I think a case can be made for others.

  280. Well, it *used* to be here at Redstone. Looks like BRAC moved it to Ft. Lee.


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