let’s enjoy a funneh or two.
Derp?
It’s never too early to be politically incorrect.
Yeah, I know.
There, that’ll do for a while. *mwah!*
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fist.
Wooo Hooo! Fresh n Fast.
Roamy, can I add a vid to this?
I’m sure “it’s old” but my husband loves it so.
Why doesn’t your husband comment here? Your two wives pitch in.
He’s shy.
Carin, go for it.
Here a link with NSFW warning – mostly because the guy uses the “n” word a million times.
I dunno. Maybe the language is too rough? To be in the poat itself.
The ending cracks me up.
He only uses the n word twice.
Here a link with NSFW warning – mostly because the guy uses the “n” word a million times.
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Hahahahahahahaha.
I love that ‘reekis’ counts as half of jesus.
As I said, my husband and the guys start every day watching this video.
“bootleg fireworks” is our current catchphrase around the house
Very religious.
THAT WAS AWESOME.
I can’t tell you how this video has changed our lives.
The Jesus count…. HAHAHAHAHA!
That video reminded me- NO MEAT for Catlicks today. This includes bacon.
The boys at works have spent I don’t know how long dissecting this video. Through their meticulous research, they’ve learned that all that was from ONE (bootleg) firework. It just shot everywhere.
The best part is after all the panicking, he yells “that was AWESOME”
No meat on last wednesday either, shim.
I can’t tell you how this video has changed our lives.
PTL to a whole Fire Crackin’ New Level.
Good morning
Best Lent video evah, Carin. Bar none.
LOL
I’m catching up on yesterday’s poat. Glad the kids have gone to school.
“Mom, what’s so funny?”
“I’ll tell you when you’re 35.”
Roamy, I couldn’t contribute to the last poat because A) everyone was beating me to it (SYWM!!), and 5) I was laughing too hard
My cheeks actually hurt from smiling and laughing at that poat yesterday!
Going to put that baby in the Funny Tab right now!
Amen on that blistering article, Car in!
Did someone mention the Easter poat with “I did an Ozzy and bit the head off my chocolate bunny” “I did a Rosie O’Donnell with my Easter bunny. CHOCOLATE DOESN’T MELT!”
Off to work. (((squishy hugs)))
HAHAHA! No, Roamy, that little recollection didn’t make it !! We’d need that post to be up for another day or two to get all the funny in over the years.
That fireworks vid is da bomb!
From Ben Domenech in this morning’s Transom daily newsletter:
First one of you folks that wants it, fire away.
Rinoreum. Whoever put that in the Reg, Fake instruction manual should just take the day off. That word alone deserves some sort of reward.
I think they got a few nobels for that, so they’re covered MJ.
MBM in a hole, keeps digging: Foxnews: Chelsea Clinton planning to stay on at NBC; insiders, critics wonder why
Someone speculated they are grooming her for President. I think they are right.
Love the fireworks video!
Cyn, can I have the keys to the Hostage Recipes blog?
Chelsea Clinton for President? Shouldn’t she have some, y’know, political and/or executive experience? I mean, we all saw how well that worked out for Caroline Kennedy….
J’ames, I think we should have a permanent ruling class. Sounds like such an excellent idea. What’s awesome about it, is that they can redistribute our income, and do the death taxes, etc, on us – all the while insuring that THEY have access to money and power through nepotism.
Nepotism in politics … Hollywood … recording industry .
Yes, this is a fine idea.
As soon as I saw she got that gig, I figured she was being groomed for office, J’Ames.
You just know that reporters that have been waiting for years for a chance to go national are very bitter.
BAH HAAA HA AA HAAAA AAAA HAAA … cannot breath … omg …
*strokes out.
HAHAHA! “Jesus! Get some water, nigga!” BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!
I’m sorry I’ve been holding out on you guys all these weeks. The last time I poated something, i was told it was old.
It made me gun-shy.
It’s so sad to see the media’s creation coming back to bite them in the ass.
Before their was the cult of Obama, there was the Clinton media.
It’s FRIDAY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbks0ant2vg
there-
Where?
This is perfect for this weather blog:
http://is.gd/N7bM47
(h/t to Truman North at AoSHQ)
And Gabe linked this over at AoSHQ as well – seeing as it’s BBF, it’s quite timely:
http://youtu.be/L_fCqg92qks
Just got this in my e-mail – apparently one of the guys where Mr. TiFW works was part of a VERY busy day at a local hospital earlier this week:
http://is.gd/2SUhsf
I love that ‘reekis’ counts as half of jesus.
that video is AWESOME! But was he saying “reekis” or “Regis”?
Sound more like Regis to me.
“Oh lordy, lordy, lordy help me, sweet Regis!”
Where?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQQtgx4iG8E
Blames the 1% because he has no job and can’t repay his college loans: http://tinyurl.com/74x5elf
Blames the 1% because he has no job and can’t repay his college loans: http://tinyurl.com/74x5elf
h8er
The Jesus counter was a nice touch.
Wiser – You’re right; he could probably get a job in a record shop.
Sound more like Regis to me.
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You say ass potato, I say anal potato.
I wonder what Mr. Star Brows paid to have stars inserted into his forehead? It seems like a wonderful investment. Much like an interest bearing account.
Good morning folks.
I have some eggs. I have some tortillas. I have some tomatillo salso.
Ima gonna make me some huevos rancheros.
Wiser – You’re right; he could probably get a job in a record shop.
true.
Sure as hell couldn’t get a job in a music store, though…..
Sure as hell couldn’t get a job in a music store, though…..
. . . and he takes the bait! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Can’t buy music. You can buy a record.
Just sayin.
Sorry when I see the word Algae I read it as AlGore.
Brilliant! /Guinness commercial
Yee-haw!!!!! Take THAT, Obama, Planned Parenthood, and abortion lovers everywhere – Texas ain’t gonna give you no more government money:
http://is.gd/qehSMr
Don’t.Mess.With.Texas.
“Oh lordy, lordy, lordy help me, sweet Regis!”
EIther way, funnah as hell.
Maybe we should get some bootleg fireworks for lapeerpalooza?
I wanna work too.
http://tinyurl.com/85u5l3q/
Wonder what LauraW is doing in the kitchen today? THIS
http://tinyurl.com/86a6zzx/
Seriously, are we supposed to care (evidently like Ace does) that when Marco Rubio was eight his family became Mormons and then left when he was 13?
Is it even true? Who cares? I think Ace needs a break.
I think Ace needs a
breakXanax.FIFY
I certainly don’t care, Mare.
I don’t care either. His name isn’t Obama. That’s enough for me.
I was kinda under the impression that Ace was being VERY facetious.
I could be wrong, though.
(It’s happened before)
This election cycle has been very strange and I mean stranger than any since I was 18.
Teresa, I think you may be right, and I admit I’m probably wrong on this one. He couldn’t possibly be serious, so I’m going to go ahead and say that I was wrong to miss his humor on this one.
He has done it before.
I mean stranger than any since I was 18.
Com’on, Mare! Millard Filmore wasn’t that bad of a president!
D’OH!!
“Com’on, Mare! Millard Filmore wasn’t that bad of a president!”
Ouch, but pretty close!
Is it even true? Who cares? I think Ace needs a break.
I can see his point.
The media is already ramping up the anti-Mormon stories. I saw another one today where {{{gasp}}} the Mormon church posthumously baptized Anne Frank.
OMG THOSE EVIL MORMONS!!!!
Do you really think that would been considered newsworthy if Romney wasn’t running?
Ace’s concern is that we are already gong to fighting an uphill battle against those kinds of vile attacks. Why make it even harder than it needs to be?
I don’t care either, but it is something that needs to be considered.
When Rubio is measured, looking through a conservative lens, his positives GREATLY outweigh his negatives.
To me, it truly is a nonissue and if we allow the media to write THIS particular narrative, we’re stupid and deserve to have Obama take care of us for another 4 years.
IF Ace was serious, he is feeding into the dumbness and deserves a lot of scorn.
If we can’t support Rubio….really…..there is NO candidate to support completely.
We then need to become liberals.
Mare – Just pulling your chain. I voted for Nixon when I was 18.
Where I agree is that anti-Mormon sentiment is quite real. Where I part is if it’s a concern for the Veep, then it has to be a concern for POTUS too.
I think his point is “it’s a bigger problem if it’s a 2-fer”. Maybe, but I’m not sure it’s all that much bigger.
We had this discussion in 2008, didn’t we? Are there that many voters who think that LDS is a more evil “cult” than islam?!
Okay, BUT, he’s not a Mormon.
ps…I know MCPO….:)
Fruit, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!
http://tinyurl.com/7mwm3sg
Rosetta, don’t bother coming here if you’re not going to post pics of baby Henry.
Rosetta – Already set it as my desktop!
No one gives a crap about you, we do, however, like Henry.
Heh – even Democrat voters aren’t fooled:
http://is.gd/eMzttr
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Rosetta, don’t bother coming here if you’re not going to post pics of baby Henry.
MOM!! A COW GOT IN THE HOUSE!!
MOM!! A COW GOT IN THE HOUSE!!
I laughed at that you asshole!
Rosetta, I wrote a book entirely about you:
http://tinyurl.com/7cwr549
>> Are there that many voters who think that LDS is a more evil “cult” than islam?!
I don’t understand your comparison. Neither of them are Muslim.
Rosie, I miss you, Manlez. No love for Shimmy?
http://tinyurl.com/7zkr6c8/
Dave – In other words; Why would those who feel LDS is a cult vote for Obama (the moose limb)?
Where I agree is that anti-Mormon sentiment is quite real.
anti-Mormon sentiment is only real when it’s a Republican Mormon.
Ask Harry Ried
I can see his point.
The media is already ramping up the anti-Mormon stories. I saw another one today where {{{gasp}}} the Mormon church posthumously baptized Anne Frank.
DIdn’t read ace’s, or anything – but I’ve said for a year now that the media was going to anoint Romney as the most electable, then after it’s too late they’ll start hammering the Mormon stuff.
TiFW, you’re right (or Greenberg’s right), which is why they shifted their messaging from “we’re recovering” to “those mean mean Republicans hope things get worse so they can win”.
Blame the messenger.
Rubio is not a Mormon.
MCPO, do you mean Obama is Muslim?
Heh – even Democrat voters aren’t fooled:
not enough. Considering the conversation I had at the music store last night, there are still waaaaay too many low-information Obamatards who think he’s doing a bang-up job!
Spot on wiser, the committed Obamatard just repeats the feel-goody Obama message without regard to stubborn facts, because ideology trumps facts.
Dave – I mean, there are a lot of the same people who believe both of those things at the same time.
I’m still not getting your meaning here Chief, are you saying there is a group of people who believe both that a) Rubio is Mormon, and b) Obama is Muslim, and therefore they would choose the Rep team over the Dem team because LDS is more acceptable to them than Islam?
I’m having a hard time thinking there are enough of those to swing the vote.
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Rosetta – Already set it as my desktop!
Hahahaha. It makes no sense.
I laughed at that you asshole!
Hahahaha.
http://tinyurl.com/7394vmm
Henry looks awesome Rosetta. Thanks for posting those.
You may now hit yourself in the face with a shovel for a job well done.
Rosetta have your Mom hem your dungarees.
L – R
Carin – Mare
http://tinyurl.com/6v3ryuw
Still can’t decide if Henry looks more like Mom, or Dad. I can see both.
Why oh why does such a cute kid as Henry have to have such an asshole for a father?
Good morning, miscreants.
>> Why oh why does such a cute kid as Henry have to have such an asshole for a father?
This is how God makes new assholes out of cute kids.
I’m in a theater waiting for Act of Valor to start. It’s early and there are lotsof people here.
If it’s not good I’m kicking Rosetta in the vagina.
Actually, now that Rosetta has Henry, he may be less of an asshole.
I said may be.
Good morning, Sean. How’s tricks over by dere?
I didn’t know that one of the SEALs in the film was killed in that big helicopter crash in Afghanistan.
I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised, they have a very dangerous job.
Chief?
http://tinyurl.com/6p9adw3
I didn’t know that either, DiT. I’m seeing it this weekend.
Are there that many voters who think that LDS is a more evil “cult” than islam?!
Of course not. They’re only a little worse than the Methodists.
I’ll tell you, if Romney is the nominee and takes a ration of shit for being Mormon, he better get comfortable with saying ‘Jeremiah Wright.’ If he doesn’t swing back at that, he’s a giant vagina.
http://www.wpsdlocal6.com/news/local/Local-Navy-SEAL-killed-in-Afghanistan-to-debut-in-film-Act-of-Valor-140087493.html
MJ, agreed.
Tricks are for kids. Or magicians. Or hookers.
My point is, no tricks here.
Sean, tricks are also for dogs, and I know damn well you have one of those!!
“Oh lordy, lordy, lordy help me, sweet Regis!”
Wiser, that made me laugh long and loud. That is a keeper.
Who wants coffee?
http://tinyurl.com/6w9q6b2
Wonder if she wants to play a round?
http://tinyurl.com/87pg5cp
Better Red than Dead.
http://tinyurl.com/8238mk3
I could use some more coffee.
I just had a protein shake (sywm) . I feel a bit better.
Who’s ready for bewbs?
Boo Bees!
Oh, you meant Boobies….. yeah, sure, why not.
BRING ON THE BEWBS!
A guy just won an iPad on TPIR. He looked sooooo disappointed.
Who needs another iPad? Oh. Right.
A guy just won an iPad on TPIR. He looked sooooo disappointed.
Is an iPad the new “Thanks for playing and, as a parting gift, here’s the home version of our game.” prize?
This woman’s name has always cracked me up.
http://www.myspace.com/tizianaghiglioni
Well, you didn’t choose door number 1, which was a NEW CAR!!! And you didn’t choose door number 3, which was an ALL-EXPENSE PAID ONE-YEAR CRUISE AROUND THE WORLD!!!
You chose door number 2. Tell her what she won, Johnny!
IT’S A BRAND NEW iPAD!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A