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Well this is just simply fantastic. And I incorporated skiing. That should be worth something.
Fudgirst
Damn coffee maker bumped me.
I blame all of KONA!!!!
Chocolate Thunder
http://youtu.be/KlAShxkQjHQ
Skiing was great, yada yada yada, but on the drive home I developed Ebola.I have most of symptoms, except the bleeding out .
I’ve got to go get my dogs in a bit. I may bring a barf bag for the drive.
Well, not really all the symptoms.
I’ve got a killer headache (4 asprin and 2 ibuprofen needed to stop pain) and I’ve got something not so good happening in my chest.
I don’t think I’m going to be able to work out today.
*cries.
How was your run MJ?
Sorry to hear you are sick, Car in. When blood shoots from your eyes, you’ll know it’s the real Ebola. I hear that it’s really common to catch it while skiing in Michigan.
How was your run MJ?
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I took third in my age group, 35-39. I’m really enjoying trail running. I think I might be better at it than road running.
http://is.gd/mDDfSA
Cool.
Sheryl is an interesting name for a boy. That wants his ass kicked repeatedly
I have no races this weekend, then a 15K, then a week off, then a half marathon—that I’ll be running by myself.
Should be an awesome month.
Cat got me up at 605. I’m getting revenge in 90 minutes.
Pussy’s getting shaved today.
Ugh! YaLl know it is 6 in the morning?
Sohos, catch up, that was like an hour ago.
Sohoschocolate, It’s Fat Tuesday. Show EM. 7:15am EST
Crap, I can’t find a paleo paczki recipe. Maybe that’s for the best.
Morning Sofudge. Still working at the good job?
Have paczkis made it to the rest of you heathens, or is it still a regional thing?
Yes, MJ I love it. Time to drive downtown see you morning birds later (realizes there actually might be something to the runners/morning thing)
Have paczkis made it to the rest of you heathens, or is it still a regional thing?
I do not know what that means.
Polish jam- or cream-filled doughnuts traditionally made for Fat Tuesday. Each one includes a full teaspoon of lard in the recipe.
Is a paczkis where Massholes go to buy booze?
Paczkis! Yumm!
http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/84427212.html
Also, they are usually dirt cheap on Ash Wednesday.
*flashes moobs at Hotsausages*
Pronounced potchski?
poooooooonch-key.
Singular: paczek (PON-check)
Plural: paczki (POONCH-key)
American pronounciation: Jelly Donut
I usually get custard.
A local market bakery has been advertising those things on the radio. There is no wider regional tradition for it here. I never even heard of those things until recently. We only have some exceedingly small Polish enclaves like in New Britain.
Affectionately referred to as New Britski.
Welcome to the Polish enclave of New Britski, please enjoy jelly doughnuts and bowling.
Them folks are serious about their kielbasy.
My former brother in law is 100% polish. I’d stop by to pick him up for a basketball game, and his mother would have a dining room table full of food as a snack.
You’d think they would have considered my stomach before they got divorced.
Poor MJ lost his go-um-key connection.
G’merrninn
At work
Mornin Cynliger, like a pierogi? Don’t cost nuthin.
Sohoschocula, Can I be your driver? I drive really fast and take chances.
*coughs all over blog
Poor MJ lost his go-um-key connection.
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They used to send me a giant tin of Ko-wall-ch-key, which doesn’t happen so much anymore.
His father’s story is simply incredible. He was sent to Siberia by the Nazis, escaped on foot to Iran, emigrated to England, got a job on a dock, and ran into his mother on said dock years later–she thought he was dead. They eventually moved to Canada then Chicago.
Moarnin’ kids. I didn’t mention it the other day, but I really enjoyed Tagnash’s photo shop the other day. I giggled.
The other day. Not today. Other.
Sorry you are feeling poorly carIN. You should probably get that checked out.
Gotta try and catch the cat now, then get him to the vet. He’s not really keen on this plan.
pierogi
Yum! Thanks Shim.
I’d rather have a beignet from Cafe du Monde since it’s FT. Oh, and some beads; I need beads.
I think I have the Tuesday flu.
How many inferior trail runners did you elbow into the weeds, MJ?
Round to the nearest dozen.
Feel better soon Carin.
Congrats MJ! Did you wear your SCOAMF shirt and are there pics?
*readies beads in paw*
*waits expectantly*
I know there is a T-word moratorium, but if it is preceded by the word FAT I think we should let it slide.
IT”S MY DAY BITCHES!
Not MJ, but my daughter took out some dude on the slopes. He actually ran into her, and totally wiped out. She didn’t even fall over. I mean she’s all of 80 pounds. It was kinda funny.
Wow, MJ that is impressive. My Polashki family had a similar travel. Beaten up by the Nazi, taken over by the Commies in Easter Pol, fled to France then Canuckland to Massholeachussetts. Not separate though.
*gets up to get coffee refill, lets robe open a bit, flashes Pupster quick*
Cyn I have beads for this occasion, I only need two things from you.
I would love that Shimmy! I have never in my life heard of them things yall’s talking ’bout
*throws beads straight down*
I think my irony meter just asploded.
http://news.yahoo.com/angry-afghans-rally-over-quran-disposal-us-120451659.html
One protester, Mohammad Hakim, said if U.S. forces can’t bring peace to Afghanistan, they should go home.
How many inferior trail runners did you elbow into the weeds, MJ?
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Sadly, zero. I did catch up to, and pass a kid that looked to be 9 or so. I was tempted, but assumed he’s kick my ass for it.
*bunny-dips to pick up beads from ground*
**flashes bewbs at Pupster**
No, not the cheap beads. The purple rose looking ones.
Congrats MJ! Did you wear your SCOAMF shirt and are there pics?
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I didn’t wear the SCOAMF shirt. I totally forgot about it. I have pictures, but I took them, so I’m not in any.
*throws pretty beads at ceiling fan where they wrap around pull chain*
This is the best morning ever.
I thought we weren’t supossed to wear shirts today?!? I’m not wearing one…akward
akward
I’m OK with it.
*backs-up dump truck full of beads*
*beep….beep…beep*
Hahahahahaha, good one, Pupster.
I’m going back to bed. Later, taters.
Pupster’s missus enjoyin Fat T-day.
http://tinyurl.com/7v97hh4/
Why does Hillary continue to wear those weird Mao outfits in weird colors? Something is not right about it.
*Rubs Car ins chest with Vapo Rub*
Now I wanna go work where the Hostagettes are.
Stupid job.
Sonny Joe Harlan and Kenny Edwards will rue the day they beat our MJ!!
Mare’s comment killed my breffast appetite.
MARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fat Tuesday is really the only good one. I’m eating a chunk of pork roast for breakfast. It was marinated and then baked in peach puree with cardamom and it’s delicious even cold. And eaten out of a plastic baggie.
*wanders into H2 kitchen with greasy hands*
*wipes hands on whole paper towel roll without removing any sheets*
*burp*
Mommy? Where are you, mommy?
Has anyone seen my mommy?
I think it’s strange designers were falling over themselves trying to make Hillary look like a female human. Hair stylists, make-up artists, stylists for clothes, shoes etc.
Now she looks like a blob in a sack. I guess that gorgeous Michelle gets all the attention now.
Ha ha ha ha
“A farmer goes to a physicist for advice because his chickens have stopped laying eggs. The physicist says he’ll think about the problem. Two weeks later the physicist arrives at the farm and confidently announces that he has a solution, however there’s a caveat; the solution only works for spherical chickens in a perfect vacuum.”
HAHAHAHA about hillary:
“Her questionable fashion choices led Project Runway’s Tim Gunn to ask the following year: ‘Why must she dress that way? I think she’s confused about her gender. All these big, baggy menswear tailored pantsuits? I’m really serious.’”
Why does Hillary continue to wear those weird Mao outfits in weird colors?
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Well let’s think about that. The stylist gets a description of the client:
5’3″ 170lbs. Pear shaped, no discernible leg structure. Watermelon type head. No boobs. Pasty white, bleached out, frizzed out hair.
I’d put her in a fucking burqa if it was up to me. The pantsuit might be the only option.
Handing out raises and bonuses today. Couple promotions too.
Today is fun.
I met Tim Gunn (name dropper, I might actually be a Ghee sock puppet) at an auction last year. Helluva nice guy, and really funny.
Maybe she’s on steroids. That would explain the head, and no boobs.
She just needs to work out. Yeah, that’s it.
I like him too MJ. He’s usually very nice and complimentary to women. He must really think she looks poorly. He’s on some show my Mom watches and he was always very kind.
Pant suits are one thing, Mao outfits are different. Making a statement I would say.
Scroll down, yikes. I actually like the cobalt blue color.
http://tinyurl.com/75c3bvn
Hillary’s a dyke.
‘kay, got that off my chest.
hahahahaha
FASTNACHT!!
I give this poat 2 of these thingies: ))
no ninja monkeys killed it.
also, suppeth all you all.
Is it just me, or does everyone look at that gathering of G20 representatives and think “What a bunch of assholes!”?
^^^^^
http://tinyurl.com/7dnqlhh/
back home with my dogs. Had to pick them up from my sister.
*cough, hack, weeze, wipes nose
who wants to see my bewbs?
Scroll down, yikes. I actually like the cobalt blue color.
I like the cobalt too. But what is up with her hair lately? It looks like she just rolled out of bed.
The comments are pretty funny.
**raises hand**
Let’s see ‘em, Car in.
BTW, if I could find it in all the unpacking, I’d be drinking my coffee from my Cafe du Monde mug. Sadly, no beignets to be had here either.
who wants to see my bewbs?
You have to ask?
Is it just me, or does everyone look at that gathering of G20 representatives and think “What a bunch of assholes!”?
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They never seem to get together in St Louis; it’s always Cabo San Lucas, or Davos, or Geneva. It’s just a working vacation for the Excellencies that have nobly sacrificed their time in order to better manage our lives for us.
*throws beads toward sick ward*
We already saw ‘em.
Well, I’m not exactly looking by best this morning …
Plus, did you all notice they made all the men stand up in that picture? Seems sexist and condescending to me.
…on the other hand, if they made Hildebeast stand, her fat ass, which may be bigger than Mooch’s, would hide three people.
Even better, let the G20 meet in Grand Forks, ND.
In January.
Angela Merkel or Hillary or death?
That’s the way all my family pictures are taken too, beasn. Men standing, ladies sitting.
I don’t know why. Height, I imagine.
Okay, time to ready for work. NOT looking forward to it especially if some packaging did not show up.
How much you want to bet the little shit blamed us for not letting her know* we were out (and not mentioning that I handed her a list two weeks ago).
*ordering is in her job description, not ours, and we’ve been told it isn’t ours
But Jay, we’re in an age of ‘enlightenment’ where men and women are the same. So it seems rather odd that once more there is a double standard when it comes to these freaks.
Height schmeight, they could stand in front. Like ‘mother’ and ‘father’ being changed to ‘parent 1′ and ‘parent 2′, heteronormative or some shit biases must be eliminated.
dennis Prager has an interesting proposition regarding the death penalty. I like it.
Yes, I’ll be wearing the bracelet that says I want my murderer to be put to death.
Are ace’s comments not loading for you guys too?
Births:
Sethus Calvisius, German calendar reformer
Fairfax M. Cone, American advertising executive
Olympia Snowe, American politician
Jeanne Calment, French supercentenarian and longest-lived human on record
Bob Ryan, Boston sports columnist
Wish Bone, American rapper (Bone Thugs-N-Harmony)
Deaths:
Pope Julius II
Emperor Ninko of Japan
Mieczyslaw Zywczynski, Polish historian and priest
Malcolm X, Black American civil rights leader
Obama’s have gone on vacation 16 times since taking office.
What’s everyone else’s tally?
We did ONE 10 day camping trip, and two or three ski weekends (here in Michigan) per winter since he’s taken office.
It’s good to be
kingthe President and first ladyace’s comments are loading here. Maybe it’s fixed now.
I used the skidsteer to clean the cowshit out of the barn last summer.
Does that count as a vaca?
No, unclefacts.
Nobody likes fastnacht?
Sacrifice. I don’t think it means what our public officials think it means.
Sacrifice means that Michelle doesn’t get PAID to be first lady.
It’s just horrible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIY8CoMILgU
HAPPY MARE TUESDAY, EVERYONE!!!
http://tinyurl.com/7bhzxmh
I might actually be a Ghee sock puppet
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I heard that, MJ!
Is it lunch time yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ardysVzHwSA
I heard that, MJ!
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Us too!
Tiny hands make the best shirts, but tiny people make the best computers.
http://tinyurl.com/84cud9g
Hey, you kissed a giant black dildo for twenty bucks.
There is no photographic evidence of this alleged event, and I have not admitted it. There is just the testimony of eyewitnesses, all of whom were drunk and biased against me.
There is just the testimony of eyewitnesses
Who, up until we were once again reminded of it, had almost completely wiped that disturbing image from our collective consciousness…..
{{{{{{{{{{{{shudder}}}}}}}}}}}}}
http://bit.ly/A6WQ8m
Okay, which of you is this?
and, btw, Michael “kissed” that dildo like Michelle Bachmann “kissed” that corndog….
Okay, which of you is this?
Well, judging by the size of the ass, I have to guess……
Oops.. phone…
brb
A message brought to you by the Beef Council of Male America.
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disturbing image from our collective consciousness…..
My consciousness includes a Jackson in my wallet that used to belong to you.
My consciousness includes a Jackson in my wallet that used to belong to you.
You deny performing the act, but you freely admit to taking payment for said act…
I’m beginning to see why you were a corporate lawyer and not a defense attorney…
GO, where did you find that pic?
You deny performing the act, but you freely admit to taking payment for said act…
No, I am not denying anything. I am simply exercising my Fifth Amendment right to remain silent, and pointing out that there is no credible or admissible evidence to support the allegations being made about this incident.
I’m hate to tell you this, Wiser, but I’ve completely wiped that memory from my brain.
It was an act of self-preservation.
pointing out that there is no credible or admissible evidence to support the allegations being made about this incident.
Not admissible in a legal setting perhaps, but in the court of public opinion, I think we’re all pretty convinced of your guilt.
As are you too, I’m sure. And the fact that you will have to live with the fuzzy memory of what you did to that poor, defenseless dildo is something that brings a smile to my face.
$20? Hell, the joy I feel in knowing that enough people saw you do what you did is worth 100x that amount.
So keep fondling that $20, buddy, safe in the knowledge that even a halfway-decent whore would have gotten twice that much for what you did.
Regarding the $20, you owe me at least that much for listening to your lecture, complete with brick wall graph, about your Cover Song Theory.
To tell the truth, you should mail me another $20. That is half an hour of my life that I will never get back.
Good morning, paste eaters.
So Michael’s going rate is $40/hr
you owe me at least that much for listening to your lecture,
I don’t remember requiring you to eavesdrop on our private conversation…..
That is half an hour of my life that I will never get back.
Half an hour? You came in late, obviously.
I’m hate to tell you this, Wiser, but I’ve completely wiped that memory from my brain.
Regression therapy. It’s the right thing to do.
So Michael’s going rate is $40/hr
HAHAHAHA!!!!
Just leave it on the nightstand…..
‘mornin, seen.
Vmax, do the arithmetic. The implied rate for listening to Wiserbud is $80/hr.
The rate goes up substantially if I actually have to give you legal advice or instruct you on Pure Lutheran Theology™.
The rate goes up substantially if I actually have to give you legal advice
Just like any good whore does, Michael has a price list.
Just don’t ask him for the “girlfriend” experience.
I fucking hate computers.
*looks around for stick to poke self in eye*
You came in late, obviously.
In fact, I did. You and Andy were already in a heated discourse.
I would say that Andy also owes me money, except he was right.
In fact, Wiser, the only reason I listened was to watch Andy kick your ass. His graphs on the wall were much better.
Wiser was like Bill Clinton parsing the definition of “is,” which changed about every ten minutes while Andy calmly refuted his thesis.
I fucking hate computers.
*looks around for stick to poke self in eye*
There’s an app for that.
So michael, what does BBC taste like anyway?
>> and, btw, Michael “kissed” that dildo like Michelle Bachmann “kissed” that corndog….
I dunno, I was outside smoking. As far as evidence goes, I have seen a photo circulated where he was holding it in his hand and grinning like David Lee Roth holding an SM-57 to his face.
Given a choice between the two I’d step into the fountain.
So michael, what does BBC taste like anyway?
Nice try. I will neither admit nor deny this alleged incident. There is simply no credible evidence that it happened.
Given a choice between the two I’d step into the fountain.
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Oddly, we have pictures of that, which is apparently as rare as the sun rising in the east. As for michael fellating a rubber copy of John Holmes? Nothing.
http://tinyurl.com/7zfo9mt
Mare made me laugh
As far as evidence goes, I have seen a photo circulated where he was holding it in his hand and grinning like David Lee Roth holding an SM-57 to his face.
That pic was rather obviously photoshopped by Wiserbud. There is no real pic of me holding a big black dildo (if there actually was a big black dildo, about which I have no comment).
In fact, Wiser, the only reason I listened was to watch Andy kick your ass. His graphs on the wall were much better.
Watching Michael deep throat a big black dildo? Revolting
Watching Michael weakly flail about as he desperately attempts to change the subject? Priceless
I guess the upside to this gossip is that people won’t accuse me of being a racist.
I guess the upside to this gossip is that people won’t accuse me of being a racist.
You are as much “not a racist” because of that episode as you are “not teh ghey”
Then it was worth it, Vman!!
Come to think about it, why did you tell the drunk bartender, “this is how you do it baby,” then start gargling balls. It was as if you’d practiced or something.
I don’t think the bartender was interested in learning about that, MJ.
the drunk bartender
Hah, forgot about that.
Mare’s never going to come to a meet up if you guys keep talking about that dildo.
why did you tell the drunk bartender, “this is how you do it baby,” then start gargling balls.
It’s actually pretty simple:
Once Michael found out that she was a lesbian, he quickly intuited that he had had more cock and balls in his mouth than she ever would.
And Michael, being Michael, just loves to show how much more he knows about stuff than anyone else.
Hahahahahaa
I don’t think the bartender was interested in learning about that, MJ.
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She wasn’t interested, but that doesn’t mean the teacher wasn’t going to teach.
Roamy’s year book picture looks like MOlly Ringwald.
I would say that Andy also owes me money, except he was right.
I thought you were a lawyer?
Seriously, I have no idea who brought that.
Sean looks like one of those guys from the band Madness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwIe_sjKeAY
My darling Mrs Cuffy brought the dildo.
Makes sense.
My darling Mrs Cuffy brought the dildo.
I…uh, I…uh, I don’t know, you know…fuckitbunk.
Mare’s never going to come to a meet up if you guys keep talking about that dildo.
Are you kidding?
We’re trying to entice her to go!
She already thinks we’re going to slip her some roofies, and bury her in the swamp. I think the idea of be confronted with a big, black dildo may be the straw that breaks the camel’s back.
Then how about a big purple one?
Oh look, Huff Po hates Act of Valor. Color me shocked:
Big Hollywood: HuffPo Slams ‘Act of Valor’: Not Anti-Military, Anti-American Enough
I’m seeing this one this weekend, as soon as I can.
Sean looks like one of those guys from the band Madness.
I’ve been accused of worse.
How could they make a movie about the military without a generous helping of queers, racists, sexists, sadists, and cowards?
http://www.gnocchirecipes.org/gnocci-recipe/butternut-mascarpone-gnocchi-recipe/
*drooooollll*
Gee, thanks, liberals.
http://tinyurl.com/7llxczd
Once Michael found out that she was a lesbian . . .
You gotta admit, the drunk bartender was a pretty hot-looking lesbian. And drunk. Any guy would try to impress her.
But, aren’t firearms regulated, and against the law in Detroit? How did these so called “gang members” get CCWs? Must be roving gangs of Tea Partiers, getting permits from the GOP controlled local government, right?
How could this happen?
Home with shaved pussy, watching to make sure it doesn’t freak out or shiver to death. Gonna take off in 30min or so.
Discussion: Is voting Ron Paul in a primary fundamentally different than a write-in vote for the Sweet Meteor of Death?
Yes, leon. SMoD doesn’t hang out with troofers or court donations from Nazis.
Shaved pussy, tit for beads. What a day!! Sing along…
http://youtu.be/NTnYpnIuNzw
Dammit, I knew there was a reason.
Okay, gots the laundry done, picked up the mail and have inventoried my K.A.S.H. box. What have you douche nozzles been up to?
Petting my shaved pussy. It’s been a traumatic day for the poor thing. Also trying to figure out my primary vote.
What have you douche nozzles been up to?
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Work. Guess what? It sucks!
MJ – Actually, after 6 years, I kinda miss work.
Ugh, back to work.
I just walked around the store with a burning piece of paper.
Smelly Guy was here.
One day, I’m really going to say something to him about this.
Someday.
*mumbles*
Lauraw – Two words: Patchouli incense.
Smelly Guy was here.
When I was a youngun (last week) I worked in a grocery store and we had one customer that got that sort of treatment. We had a code we announced over the intercom. Damned if I can remembe it now but we used a spray can instead of the burning paper.
Matches are your friend. Especially the wooden ones.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BIjCW2_Uik
I can’t win, MCPO. If I burn incense Scott complains about the smell of that.
I TOOK A SHOWER!!!
OK, yesterday.
But I don’t smell that bad.
Yet.
*sneaks in, hangs vanilla scented tree behind the couch, sneaks back out*
This guy is simply unbelievable. Wears the same clothes every day too.
And he never just does his business and leaves. Makes sense, right? The one most smelly person on Earth, and he has to hang out and do his personal paperwork and chit chat here.
I was in Warwick RI today. The idiots that live there pronounce it ‘Wahwick’
or ‘Wark’.
. . . And Herself laughs at me for shaving every day, even when I’m not leaving the house!
I hear they officially changed the spelling to “Road Island” today.
Warwick is dirty. Maybe smelly guy came from there.
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It’s not even a fuckin island. Bunch a fuckin warhks.
I’ve been to the island of Rhodes and I’ve been to Rhode Island. . . guess which one I prefer.
I saw the mansions on the beach in road island and jumped off a big cliff repeatedly into a old quarry
RÖD Island is really nice. I think my sister and I went on a manshen tour–of the Vanderbilt howse.
Road Island= clam frittah
The Keys= conch fritter
Shim= think I’ll have a vodka
Monster Island = actually a peninsula
FWIW, the Supreme Court has ruled that Long Island isn’t an island.
Making Whidbey Island, WA, the longest island in the lower 48.
We’ve got a lot of “Presque Isles over here.
Presque means “almost”, and these area al peninsula’s. That just kinda cracks me up.
Providence? I think not, sirrah!
http://tinyurl.com/873evaj
Jambalaya and Crab Louis for dinner! Laissez les bons temps rouler!
Then there’s Mackinaw Island in Michigan. That’s really silly.
Why would you name an island after a raincoat?
And Hurricanes! Huzza!
Wow. Some guy on Fox just mentioned that if Israel attacks Iran, it’s basically a suicide mission for the pilots because they wont have enough fuel to return.
Anyone almost run over by a Mexican national today?
Nope. I haven’t been nearly run over for about 6 months.
It’s almost a daily thing here in Texas, Scott….
Scott, there’s a little trick called “in-flight refueling” that the Israelis learned from us. Which we invented back in the 1920s, and it became widespread in the 1950s.
Anybody who thinks the Israelis won’t plan to get back has no business talking about warfare in any way shape or form.
Suicide missions tend to be associated with the other side.
I thought that was odd Brad.
I made the mistake of assuming Fox was interviewing somebody that wasn’t a complete moron.
Ok- late to the party today…. that first picture is the utlimate example of food porn!
The second one- just so wrong!
It’s almost a daily thing here in Texas, Scott….
http://tinyurl.com/7a2b2yr/
He might not be a total idiot, he may have just left out a bunch of stuff.
According to this article if Israel attacks with everything they have, they might not have enough tankers to get them all back.
That sounds stupid too. If they don’t have the ability to take out the nuclear program, why bother?
According to my latest Dead Skunk Roadkill Poll, spring is just around the corner.
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/152941#.T0QWbvW57IU
Be time to start tomato and pepper seeds in a coupletree weeks.
We’re doing the same thing. This weekend is the annual, ‘clean the shit up outta the backyard’ weekend. I’m pretty sure we have over 7 trillion pine cones and about 8 trillion bags of pine needles to rake up.
That’s funny Laura. It reminded me of a geometry teacher I had in HS. Twotree Leduc.
spring is just around the corner.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I have to lose a bit of winter fat first!!
spring is just around the corner.
Huh? How did I sleep through winter?
Nooooooooo!!!
we have one more ski weekend planned.
How you feeling, cARIN?
Just sayin. The skunk count is up.
I have noticed it here too Dave. It started about a week ago.
I’m feeling a bit better. Head isn’t as bad as it was. Something bad is going on in my lungs, but I usually don’t have issues with things lingering there so I’m not worried.
How fucking pathetic is Venezuela that Chavez thinks it’s a better idea to go to a shithole like Cuba for medical care?
critters know things
Wow, one drink and the hate goes away.
I went pajama shopping (again) and bought the softest PJ evah. Can’t wait to put it on!!
Jewstin, it didn’t use to be that way. Chavez made it so, but as all dictators are wont to do, it’s “for thee and not for me, fuckers”.
“I have to lose a bit of winter fat first!!”
Amen, Sister!!
“the Supreme Court has ruled that Long Island isn’t an island”
Thank God, too many people on Long Island. Wouldn’t want it to flip over.
Yeah, that fat prick, Michael Moore is going to hell based on his lies about the Cuban health care system vs the US’s.
I think micheal moore, and every other “progressive” should all go to cuba for their healthcare.
cute lil kitty cat kitten http://i40.tinypic.com/2pqrukm.jpg
Exactly, Count. And he’ll be begging to go to an American heart surgeon when his blows from all the lard. I hope it’s a Jewish one and he’s just given some dumb speech about the Jews torturing the Palistinian’s. (how do you spell that…actually I don’t care)
That boob is smothering him!!
How can Long Island not be an island?
Scott, the causeway that connects LI to the rest of New York is… dirt. So you can’t sail around it in a boat. Ergo, not an island.
It’s surrounded by water.
too late to change the name?
“If you can’t get there without swimming it’s an island.”
Thomas Jefferson
Now Long Island knows how Pluto feels.
Using their logic, New Orleans is actually a lake.
Actually, Cuba has some really nice state-of-the-art hospitals.
You just can’t use them if you’re a Cuban. They’re only for foreigners with money.
And good trained doctors are sent to work in other countries basically on a slave-wage stipend while the Castro brothers reap windfalls from their work.
http://therealcuba.com/Page10.htm
Spent the night over at moms Saturday night and daughter dear ended up crashing out out house with “one of her friends”. Next day came home, asked her what boys were here. “none, only girls”. I said great next time your girlfriends stand up to take a piss make sure they put the toilet seat down.
I always put the seat down and I’m the only dude here.
Cuba is my favorite peninsula.
“You just can’t use them if you’re a Cuban.”
Exactly, that’s just like concierge doctoring.
So fat ass Michael Moore shows some dupe in the “system” when any other schlub is left out.
In the US, every hospital is comparatively state of the art also. With the best trained doctors.
You’d have to go to po-dunk USA to find a hospital that isn’t top of the line, but they’ll send you to the best quickly, it’s happened to us.
BUSTED
Any consequences, Count, or just a run of the mill party?
I said great next time your girlfriends stand up to take a piss make sure they put the toilet seat down.
What do you do when you catch the kid lying? Do you commit yourself to conducting a full interrogation, with all the household disruption and emotional fallout that entails?
I don’t know how parents figure out how to do anything. It’s so mysterious.
Teenagers ALWAYS think they are slicker than the adults in their lives.
Supper tonight will be baked Mac and Cheese with broccoli and chicken. Plus, I have some sliced almonds I can toast in garlic butter to add a bit of crunch.
Yawn.
My sweet, practicing Catholic, Mother always use to say, “you kids think you invented everything! We’ve done it all before you.”
*now, since no one but scum would drive to buy porn, and you couldn’t get it on the internet because it wasn’t around yet, and most kids were not watching smut tv, HBO SHOWTIME, (even Friends etc) etc, and they spent most of their time working out of necessity, I’m going to go ahead and assume MOM would be shocked about what teens/young adults do now.
Laura – You need to pick your battles – carefully. Hopefully, you’re right about which ones are the right ones 50% of the time.
Serious question, MCPO, at what age did you “pick battles?”
Did you guys see over at Michelle’s mirror – how they tilted the MSM picture of that bunny slope Michelle was skiing down to make it look more challenging?
LOL
Michelle’s a hippy gal. She should be pretty good at skiing with her center of gravity where it is.
Yea, but apparently she’s not Jewstin.
More a case of wanting to hob-nob and hang with the cool-rich kids at Aspen. Obama golfs.The girls take outrageous vacations and (now) ski.
I mean, skiing does have a lot of that “rich” thing going. I see a ton of people decked OUT with the best gear, and best outfits, and expensive goggles … I just don’t seem that on the slopes that much.
they do a run or two, then head to the bar.
Carin where is that on the Michelle’s mirror site? I can’t find it.
My bil* showed up for a ski weekend with us two years ago with the $$$ stuff, down to the multi-hundred dollar helmet, and googles, and the best skis (although he was looking at getting some even BETTER skis).
He did a yard sale on – about – the first run, and that was the last run he took for the weekend.
*my other bil, not the one we had join us this past weekend.
Aspen? Piffle. If she wants to keep up with the cool kids she’ll have to go with John and Tuhrayza to Sun Valley.
OMG, the photos have been censored, Mare.
THAT’S what they were talking about/ Holy cow!
My bil – BAHHAA HHAAA HAAA – got married in Sun Valley. Well, Ketchum, right next to it.
He married a very rich girl. that didn’t work out. He thought he had it made.
The AP photos can still be seen they just don’t like it pointed out that they ‘ve been tilted.
Look at the trees: http://www.apimages.com/OneUp.aspx?st=det&ids=Michelle%20Obama%20Colorado&showact=details&sort=date&prds=10092&intv=3d&sh=10&kwstyle=or&adte=1329626922&pagez=60&cfasstyle=AND&rids=7202eab1f5f8469ab3e30b1cbca40123&dbm=PThirtyDay&page=1&xslt=1&mediatype=Photo
ha ha haaaa
That is funny Car in. Going to Aspen to ski bunny slopes is kinda like going to McDonalds for a salad and…http://i.imgur.com/hU7cl.gif
that’s a bunny hill, folks.
Ok, I do eat salads at McDonalds, but only because everyone else in my family likes their delicious crap. They usually let me steal only one or two fries.
*cries.
Don’t cry, Carin. I usually order salads at McDonald’s. I think they’re quite good.
When I was 16, my Dad was in Okinawa and Korea. My Mom spent the summer in NM with her family. I’ve got stories.
“Don’t cry, Carin. I usually order salads at McDonald’s. I think they’re quite good.”
Me too.
Hahahaha
That AP photo crashed WordPress on my phone. When it asked to send a crash report I hit Send. Then it asked me to describe what I was doing when the crash occurred.
I typed “Looking at Michele Obama’s ginormous ass.”
My Dad spent most of my senior year in Georgia taking care of his mother. I got away with a lot of shit.
And somehow still managed to graduate.
Mare- Sorry, I got distracted. After puberty. Otherwise, almost every day when I was home could have been a skirmish.
Brad, check out my link at 5:17.
The idiot may not have been an idiot.
Scott, I’m too lazy to check it out. Yes, tanker shortages are a problem. But not an insurmountable one.
I typed “Looking at Michele Obama’s ginormous ass.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
But not an insurmountable one.
True. A string of tactical jest with buddy stores will work just fine.
Jest = jets
MCPO, the only real challenge there is, all Israeli jets are boom refueled. None are probe and drouge.
Just nuke the fucks.
xBrad – Stupid USAF system!
Unless your air force owns a shitload of KC-10s, why would anyone employ that phucked up system?
It makes a lot of sense when you need to transfer 200,000lbs to a B-52…
At the risk of being called a dick, we never needed the USAF.
The Army Air Corpse was perfectly capable of training pilots and crews, and invented strategic bombing.
Naval aviation was unparalleled. Still is.
The F15 was totally unnecessary.
Evenin’, los homos.
HS, other than Phat, who can dispute you?
Phat’s a cargo hauler.
Hopefully he won’t show up tonight. I totally respect his service.
I flip the AFA off every time I go through the Springs. It’s a Navy/MWC thing.
Fucking Zoomies.
Hahaha
USAF = UAW with uniforms.
Chairforce. I’m entitled. They had the best buffets though.
Oso – AND the best golf courses!
Navy mess could be good, too. AF always seemed to have the best spreads though.
MCPO, my Mom used to send us to the gedunk or the NCO club to pick up my Dad. I was spoiled by some great guys. The AF does have great golf courses and swimming pools.
Please, good eatin’ is a cold MRE at Graf…
Maybe I’m prejudiced. My dad was in the 721st Squadron, 450th Bomb Group, 15th Air Force, US Army Air Corps, WWII.
Those fuckers took care of business.
H/S, I presume you mean the Air Force should have just bought Navy F-14s instead of their own program? Eh. Different missions, really.
And given the similar airframe costs, it didn’t cost that much more in the long run to let the zoomies have their own plane.
Brad, that’s precisely the problem. The fucking prima donnas in AF brass had to have “their own plane.”
When did this thread go gay?
Army aviation ain’t dead, not by a long shot.
After the Marine dress uniforms, AF looked pretty sweet. Just sayin’. I did like the Navy dress blues too.
And, Dave, that’s why the USAF is obsolete. The Army and Navy already have (had) it covered.
Off topic, but the PJs are teh awesome.
Not really. But if the Army wants to resent losing the fast air mission, they have no one to blame but themselves, cause they signed up for the Key West Agreement like everybody else.
The USAF mission profile is just not the same as the ground-pounders and the sailors. Strategic took on a whole new meaning with the Atom bomb. And Missile command from there on.
They could blame Curtis LeMay. Who was an Army soldier.
There’s a new poat unless you want to stay here, licking the peanut-butter spoon.
cause they signed up for the Key West Agreement like everybody else
With a gun to their head.
And LeMay was an Army soldier, sure, but when the AAC switched to AAF, it was like saying a Marine is a Navy sailor.
Yeah, the USAF keeps trying to shed that icky close support mission.
USAF is transforming its mission to stay relevant. Drones and Cyber are its way forward. Can’t argue with the relevance, but I foresee continued harassment from the other branches. We’re an AF family, so I don’t really give a fuck.
I’m tempted to vote for Santorum next week just so I can have a small part in Ace and Gabe and Drew absolutely losing their shit.
I spent over 30 years in aviation. UCAVs are anathema to me.
Video games meet model airplanes.
I’m pro-drone, but I say that as a defense contractor. I also don’t like losing pilots.
The ass in the seat has a sensory awareness that you cannot get sitting in a trailer. Oh, pilots get an extra $125 a month. . . they know the risks.
>> I’m tempted to vote for Santorum next week just so I can have a small part in Ace and Gabe and Drew absolutely losing their shit.
Do it!
Although Drew’s slowly coming around to Team SMOD.
Tin Cup’s on the Golf Channel if you need something to do for the next 52 minutes.
Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!