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This is the greatest poat ever. I might just keep it to myself.
…cause they signed up for the Key West Agreement like everybody else
With a gun to their head. The Army knew they were gonna get screwed, and they did.
And LeMay was an Army soldier, sure, but when the AAC switched to AAF, it was like saying a Marine is a Navy sailor.
Name one thing Jewstin poats with.
Survey says: http://tinyurl.com/7hgpb97
Aggie, I have really cute UNM Lobo pjs I bought in the Boys Dept. I love PJs.
Huh, a new poat.
You could make this argument about any and all of the service branches. The Strategic Air mission in the 50s was a completely different thing then than now (it was ALL of our nuclear deterance).
I don’t even like zoomies, they’re prissy.
What I find encouraging is the inter-service combined arms approach now (a lesson learn in Iran in 1979). TRANSCOM is a good example. Somebody needs to move something, it doesn’t matter what it is or what color their uniform is. Assets are dialed up and shit gets moved.
Is there a lot of history and tradition involved in preserving this or that? Sure. Was is wrong to tell the Army they couldn’t put weapons on choppers? Course it was. But they fixed that.
DiT, stop being logical. We’re ragging on the zoomies.
What did they do now?
The ass in the seat has a sensory awareness that you cannot get sitting in a trailer.
It’s cool, we’re building that into the AI. Mostly to piss off James Cameron.
DiT, nothing. Just because they have pretty blue unis.
The Zoomies also tend to have better lookin’ womens.
*looks at wife*
True.
The ass in the seat has a sensory awareness that you cannot get sitting in a trailer.
Disney has the technology to change that. Ever been on the Indiana Jones Ride?
One of my best friends was a weather forecaster in the Air Force.. did a tour in Viet Nam. He told me about the day they all got onto a bus and went to an Army range to qualify on the M-16. Some dusty shithold near Lawton OK (Ft. Sill).
When it was time for lunch the soldiers had made arrangements for some cold rations. They all looked at it and said “fuck this shit, we’re going into town” and took the bus to some diner for a hot meal.
That’s the Air Force.
Carin said my yearbook picture looked like Molly Ringwald. I went as her to a costume party, had the same outfit from The Breakfast Club.
Hahahaha
Dave, great story.
Heh. Molly Ringwald.
I’d add my school photo, but I don’t know where my mom stashed all my school stuff. Also, I don’t want you assholes knowing I wore a paisley shirt.
Crap. I’ve said too much.
Jewstin, the Indiana Jones ride broke down on my birthday. Fifth Anniversary of 9/11. Had to hike out. *leaves H2 crying
Bellbottoms?
Wait. What?
I was still hanging out on the old poat.
*puts down crack pipe*
I need to find a HS pic. I look the same. 40# heavier and no stoner glasses.
I’m the same weight I was in high school, but it’s very different weight.
I had a lot more hair then. None of it on my face.
Bellbottoms?
Worse. Corduroys with tucked cuffs.
Bellbottoms kill threads.
my feet hurt
T-7 minutes to Justified.
*Pours scotch*
New shoes?
I was so pissed when that yearbook photo was taken. If looks could kill, that photographer would be dead.
The Zoomies also tend to have better lookin’ womens.
ahhh, thanks B-rad
Lippy, when are you moving to Tejas?
>> my feet hurt
This is wrong and you should have feets rubbed.
Raomy, I had a major fight with the yearbook sponsor before Senior pic day. He choose my photo. LOL.
Oso, we had to fill out a form that included our birthday. I was the youngest in my class, and when the photographer noticed, he brought out the squeaky frog he used for baby pics. He kept squeaking the stupid toy at me, even with the “you gotta be shittin’ me” look.
I am sitting next to a glass of Irish with cubes of frozen H2O. Let the good times roll!
Feeling sleepy. I think I got 5.5 hours last night.
I was completely straight when they took my HS photo – 2 days before school got out our junior year.
I love Irish creme. Haven’t had it in ages.
How many cubes MCPO?
he brought out the squeaky frog he used for baby pics.
Bwahahahaha!
Photographer: Who’s a big girl? Are you a big girl? Yes you are!
Roamy: Die in a fire, Fuckwad.
Roamy, I squeeked under the baseline. Started school in VA and my Mom wouldn’t allow me to advance. I was a 17 year old college freshman.
Vman – 3 fingers – 2 cubes
MCPO, hubby is trying to get me to add ice. My capacity for alcohol scares him.
Oso – My dad always called me a sissy for putting ice in my booze. Of course, he was an alcoholic. . .
Oso, I went to a private kindergarten then Montessori school for 1st grade. When I went to public school for 2nd grade, they held me back in 1st grade for six weeks then finally relented and let me move up. I was 15 when that picture was taken, 16 when I graduated. I could have gone to summer school and graduated at 15, and my boyfriend at the time talked me out of it. Glad he did.
Roamy: Die in a fire, Fuckwad.
Jewstin, precisely!
In whiskey, as the ice melts it brings out all the notes of flavor. If you find a particular flavor you like add water till you get it. However I enjoy tasting grass leather caramel orange and vanilla as the ice melts and brings the individual notes to the party.
Try it Oso, if you give it time to melt. If you drink 3 fingers in 2 gulps don’t bother. That is why it is called sippin whiskey.
Oso, hubby is in Austin already, scaring up interviews. I’m visiting the family till he knows where he will be working, then I will swoop in and find us a house to rent.
Right now I like the mobility you get from renting.
Don’t listen, Oso! Whiskey is meant to be had neat.
Unless you’re having a mint julep. Ice is okay in a mint julep.
Lippy is in beautiful Pennsylvania!
Jewstin – STFU.
>> I was completely straight when they took my HS photo – 2 days before school got out our junior year.
uh..
We were stuck in Vegas for a long time because we owned.
Lips, move to Houston. With you we’d have enough for our very own cabal.
DinT Yessss?
Lippy, were you a bluesuiter once upon a time?
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Lippy is in beautiful Pennsylvania!
Yeppers, Master Chief. The weather has been fantastic for February too! Crocuses are coming out.
B-rad, nah Mr. L flew a desk for 12 years.
Jew, I dunno, Houston is pretty humid…but who knows.
So you’re saying Mr. L was one of those better lookin’ womens that Air Force recruited?
Vman – 3 fingers – 2 cubes
you drinking or jerking off?
I like the idea of a cabal.
*rubs hands together, pets white cat*
I finally opened my new crock pot. The real McCoy, this time, not a “slow cooker”. I’m considering actually sending in the product registration card just to see what happens. Who does that anymore?
So you’re saying Mr. L was one of those better lookin’ womens that Air Force recruited?
He does have great legs.
Are you done moving?
Wiser!!!1! How are you?
Chief,
“Oso – My dad always called me a sissy for putting ice in my booze. Of course, he was an alcoholic. . .”
Me too…
Your point?
And, yes, I am an aviator. A fling-wing, as well as starched-wing aviator.
With your pain level, as well as mine, I’m surprised that you can make that distinction. If you can, may GOD bless you,
It’s how I get by. Barely, but I get by…
>> DinT Yessss?
Nothin. I missed the context. I hope.
Wiser!!!1! How are you?
Hey, Lippy.
How’s the prettiest Hostage?
you drinking or jerking off?
That question was rhetorical. . . right?
Bite my BBD wiser you suck donkey balls
That question was rhetorical. . . right?
I believe the correct answer is “both.”
the “moving” is done.
the unpacking continues.
Why do we have four gallons of vinegar?
Bite my BBD wiser you suck donkey balls
Ooooooo okay… I’m sorry, Vmax
You’re the prettiest Hostage…..
Happy now?
Osita, PJs are the bestest
Roamy, I left you a response at my blog
How’s the prettiest Hostage?
oooh boy, you’ve been hitting the vision-impairing sauce tonight, haven’t you wiser? Not that I don’t love you for it, *smooch*
Why do we have four gallons of vinegar?
uhhh……
no comment…..
oooh boy, you’ve been hitting the vision-impairing sauce tonight,
heh. Haven’t even started.
Just decided that, at this point, I got nothing to lose….
xBrad – You moved? Why wasn’t I notified? WTF people?
Why wasn’t I notified? WTF people?
Waitaminute….. you actually give a damn? WTF indeed.
I wonder how Laura’s tomatoes are coming along?
http://tinyurl.com/7q6rzfp
Why do we have four gallons of vinegar?
You wanted to pickle 8 dozen eggs?
xbrad was helping his sister move and the way I worded things made it sound like he was the one moving.
Ted, I’m helping my sister move.
Bedtime for this poor halfwit. Enjoy the remainder of your evening.
What’s for dinner?
http://tinyurl.com/7odycob
Rectum? Damned near killed him!
Lips has my back. And wiser is a mid summers night eve vinegar douche.
Ted,
Sorry, not holding up very well. Good night all.
They’re watching you…
http://tinyurl.com/7y277gk
Goodnight, ChrisPy!
And wiser is a mid summers night eve vinegar douche.
awwwwwwww……
But I said you were the prettiest!
Damn, there’s just no pleasing some chicks, huh?
They’re watching you…
But one-on-one rape is still good, right?
It;s not for me….. I’m asking for an OWSer….
Bite me wiser get on your knees.
I still love ya dude.
and your crazy assed shite.
>> Damn, there’s just no pleasing some chicks, huh?
Some?
Which one?
http://tinyurl.com/76ajyuj
But one-on-one rape is still good, right?
Yes. But only if it’s not rape-rape.
Lips has my back Always, V-man.
Not sure why Wiser is Summer’s Eve, but tonight he made me blush, which I am grateful for cause I have looked like heck warmed over for some time now.
I still love ya dude.
c’mere, big fella.
mmmmmmmwah!!!
Vman’s a little fiesty tonight:
http://tinyurl.com/7899hmk
I have looked like heck warmed over for some time now.
sorry, not buying it.
nope.
Not buying it at all….
Some?
I was going to say….
Aggie, response emailed to ya.
Response read, and given smiles accordingly
No hurry, ok?
Aggie – No mail sent.
MCPO– heartbroken…
Aggie – I blame an excess of booze. . . and my general inability to express myself with the written word. It’s always been a weakness.
Good episode of Justified. I watched the Band of Brothers marathon yesterday, and it’s funny seeing Buck Compton as a mafia guy.
You express yourself well enough with song, MCPO
He’s a very… striking guy.
I think he looks more “real” on Justified.
Tonight has been the annual “family’s away on vacation” gun cleaning night. I’m about done with the handguns.
He’s the male Tilda Swinton. I can’t decide if he’s hot or not.
You don’t clean em after you use em, or is this maintenance cleaning?
DinT – You know “real” hobo hunting doesn’t allow for handguns!
He’s the male Tilda Swinton. I can’t decide if he’s hot or not.
Hhahahahahhahah.
Yeah, this is a full inventory cleaning.
I clean ‘em after I use ‘em, too.
Your gun can never be too clean (SYWM).
Machetes, brakeman’s clubs, baseball bats, axe handles. . . these are all acceptable. Of course, the ultimate coup de grace is performed with only gloved hands.
The inventory used to be manageable until my dad brought me my “inheritance”.
Anybody need a Remington 870? I’ve got, like, 5 of them.
ok then
Oh. . . I may have said too much!
Andy – How long are the barrels on those Remingtons?
Tactical, slug or fowl guns?
I have a special field with a 20″ or so barrel, a pistol-gripped one with a mag extension and 18″ barrel, a 30″ (but 2 3/4″) and one that my dad brought me with, I guess, a 26″ barrel with a multi-choke thingy on it. So, ok, 4.
The only “modern” one is the special field.
And with all that, I hunt with a Benelli.
Speaking of which – MA Spring turkey season is a GO!. And I’m trying to finagle the last weekend of the GA season as well.
Lemme check with herself and I’ll email you tomorrow or Thursday.
OK. I seriously do need to thin some of this out.
Otherwise, the next purchase isn’t a gun, it’s a second safe.
turkey shootin.
I’m in.
Dave, you mentioned shooting at Ft. Sill. I got to fire an M16 there when I was a wee lad. My dad’s unit won the shooting championship one year there.
It was a field hospital.
Artillery guys were not pleased.
If I ever hunted anymore, I might be interested in an 870. My Mossberg is falling apart.
Did you watch the video Maet had on the ONT a couple of nights ago with the chick hunters?
They had a scene from the opening day of dove season in South Carolina that made me want to friggin’ defect from this here Northern Outpost. Good times.
my first shotgun was a Remmy in 20 ga.
Still have it.
need sleeps.. night boogs
‘Night
Goddamn. It’s bed time and the ratty little kid above me is on the rampage. Somebody needs to teach that little twerp how to walk. It’s run-run-run. Pause. Run-run-run.
Call the cops on ‘em, Jewstin. Or switch off their power.
They have cable television. Maybe I can steal cable from them.
It’s more fun to find their outside electric box and cut/slash off their power supply. Guaranteed to quiet down the apartment.
Not to be a buzzkill, but I’d hate for anyone to live below my little autistic guy.
Wait. I live below him.
Yeah. It would suck.
Derp-derp-derp. Pause. Derp-derp-derp.
derp?
Lauraw deals with trolls in her signature fashion:
http://tmblr.co/ZquJNxGnTL_b
I wondered, lonely as a nerd.
It never ceases to make me laugh that the following is actually a useful command to recover a hard drive in UNIX-like systems:
fsck -y
fsck you, too
The buzz on SMOD will not abate.
http://youtu.be/F_gottfg3Ok
wakey wakey
onight has been the annual “family’s away on vacation” gun cleaning night. I’m about done with the handguns.
Is this a euphemism?
Carin said my yearbook picture looked like Molly Ringwald. I went as her to a costume party, had the same outfit from The Breakfast Club.
Heh!
One of my high school classmates also looked EXACTLY like her. Red hair, same length. At the time, Ringwald was considering going to Miami of Ohio (she the same age as me) which is where I went, as did my friend/ Molly look alike. For about the first week EVERYONE though it was her. LOL.
Ringwald ended up going somewhere else.
Obama schedule for today:
10:00 am || Delivers remarks at the construction site of the Smithsonian National Museum of African American History and Culture
4:10 pm || Hosts a reception in honor of the groundbreaking of the Smithsonian National Museum of African American History and Culture; East Room
Ebola update – still no blood pouring from my eyes.I may have been hasty in my self-diagnosis.
How are you feeling, besides the lack of projectile blood?
Eh. Head is ok, not great. But it’s morning. Perhaps it will get better.
I see. Everyone’s waiting for HHD.
I really hope you feel better.
Crap. The Donald is on the local radio show right now. He’s going to start bashing Rick in 3 …2 … 1 …
Coffee will make you feel better.
Gah! Considering my candidate is languishing in a distant third, I may join the SMOD or MIC contingent.
I don’t understand Donald Trump at all. Why is he even speaking?
It’s always worse in the morning, it’ll get better!
It’s true about the coffee. Always helps us nip colds in the bud. Hot black coffee, and plenty of food.
Oh, I’m downing the coffee. That’s for sure.
Coffee!
HHD!
I give this poat 7 of these thingies: !!!!!!!
would have been 9 but some asshole mentioned bellbottoms.