Holy damn, people. I survived another long, grueling weekend. Thank God it’s Monday! Time to get groomed, dressed, and go climb that ladder of success.
Ladder, rope, whatever. Anyhow, it’s best to the week like you’d greet a friend, with a smile!
And a bikini if appropriate, but that goes without saying. Of course, you could smile at Monday in slightly more modest garb.
Maybe something in a conservative color like blue.
We’re taking blue back, by the way. Starting with dat ass.
Work to done, as always, so push your hardest.
And remember always that hard work makes you stronger, better, and eventually, the results of your dedicated pursuit of function will be obvious to all in the shape of you life.
Or possibly just in your shape. I’m a math guy, it’s a different kind of figures. Sadly.
*UPDATE*- Must Credit Pupster. Or not. Whatever.
L to R
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Quite possibly the finest motivational poat of hot chicks with muscles on any wordpress blog today.
No freaks. Wtf?
It’s pretty obvious that Mr. Caruthers composed this poat with one hand.
But nice chix, Leon!
http://tinyurl.com/7vkqrgt/
I used both hands!
Also, no one seems to like the freaks, so I went with women who appeared to be getting testosterone in more natural ways.
Not off to a good start with wrerdpress. Know anyone that uses R’s with their W words? wrirds. I know a couple and I always give a puzzled look when I hear. I’m in the spam. I need some melk.
Do you mind if I update your poat with a little extra motivation?
Trying to make us happy? Aww, that’s sweet.
Futile, but very sweet.
So long as it’s tasteful, Pupster.
I need some melk.
The Kroger radio ad guy says that. Makes me want to kick him in the lemonade.
So long as it’s tasteful, Pupster.
It’s like I don’t even know who you are.
I’m already at the office. No traffic at all so some people must have the day off
I suppose that’s adequately tasteful.
President’s Day. My wife is home. Her alarm’s been going off every 5 min since 730.
BAM!
Now that is motivational.
Michelle and I are still skiing sohos.
That is definitely not Car in getting her ass kicked in the pupster update.
Much to soft.
It’s kinda cool knowing that I’m paying for both ski trips.
I’m headed out. Try not to get hip-mo-tized by the asskick gif.
Everybody must be hypmo’d.
It is a nice gif.
SKI LIKE THE WIND!
Good morning
Nice poat, Leon!
Watching the news it looks like the world is going to shit. Gas. Iran . North Korea. Fack, Obama is campaigning through it all. Worst president ever.
Wakey wakey worked. Moarnin.
Oh, and I outed Shim from teh bucket.
Thanks Cynnie. One of the years I’ll take the keys.
Thumbs up Leon.
No worries, Shim.
*gives that two finger over the eyebrow salute with a wink, lets the keys whiz back in on the retractable key reel clipped to her belt, and saunters off for more coffee*
>> no one seems to like the freaks
go figure
I like freaks. Not freakish lookin wimmen, but freaks nonetheless. For instance, long-haired hippie freaks that don’t smell are okay.
GAH!
Jeebus, it’s cold outside this time of morning! Who knew?
Holy fuck on a stick!
BRAD IS AWAKE!!
Brad is a very grumpy bear this morning. Though I did get woken up by a phone call from a cute girl. So I have that going for me.
Pupster is already looking forward to summer
http://themetapicture.com/but-its-too-hot-outside/
http://tenerifedogs.blogspot.com/2010/11/sunbathing-pooch.html
http://www.guzer.com/pictures/sun_tan_surprise.php
Floyd likes to keep it cool
http://thesocialpoets.blogspot.com/2010/07/funny-video-sarah-palins-geography-song.html
Scratch that last one. Wrong link.
Phone sex is always good, Brad.
So I hear.
It wasn’t even a quickie, sadly,
I really just ain’t a morning person.
Which, you know, was kinda rough in the Army. And of course, all my civilian employment also entailed getting up at 5am.
What’s wrong with starting the day at the crack of 10?
X is a bear?
http://tinyurl.com/7o9wlq5/
That sunbathing pooch made me LOL!
Not me…I do like getting up early to enjoy the tranquility.
Shut your piehole, Ice.
*gives Brad moar coffee*
I want this to be real…much like I want gas prices to be under $2.
http://tinyurl.com/6nxxp33
Have another cuppa coffee, Grumpy. Here, I’ll pour.
Sugar? Cream?
http://tinyurl.com/7vvga5o/
Off to the old house. Likely no internets for a while…
Have a good one, Brad!
Mare I drive by a Mobil station all the time that went out of biz. They still have the prices up—- $2.11 gal reg. It makes me wince.
Shim is quite the barrista!
Mare, that made me LOL
I just like to make the customers happy. First priority. Second is poon punching Hostages that call me funny names on FB.
I give this poat 18 of these thingies: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
score doubled for the gif.
Uncle, you are going to have to put up a key-code page. I need help following thingies.
Don’t you stifle me!
Muscular Monday.
Ok.
Morning folks!
HA! Turns out, ATT hasn’t cancelled phone service to the old house yet. So I brought the modem and the router. And I have interwebs!
Of course, if the phone line here is still live, that likely explains why the new phone line, with the same number, isn’t taking any incoming calls.
I want this to be real…
Oh, it’s real Mare. It’s as real as you and me.
Morning folks!
And you are?????
I give this poat 18 of these thingies: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bacon!
Peej!! How are you? When will we see pics of your new curtains?
“It’s as real as you and me.”
Uh oh.
PJMomma, what in the world have you been doing?
So Brad gets a chance to surf for pr0n.
WINNING!!
I’m studying dadgummit! I have 8 classes left for this effing degree, then maybe I can be human again……maybe.
Curtains have not yet been sewn.
*cringes
but I did save a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
was that soooo two years ago?
I think PJM has now fallen into that “real” category too. She’s like a Nessie sighting.
Well lookie there! Hi
NessiePeej!!It’s horrible. HORRIBLE I SAY!!!!
Peej is gonna go all #OWS when she gets that degree and the bill for her college loans.
Howdy, PJM!!!
*lures PJ away from her books with cookies, pants, and nips*
Well, I’m most upset about the curtains.
How many classes a semester do you take?
bill for her college loans.
nah, you guys are already paying for it. I sure appreciate it, though.
I don’t mind paying for Peej’s schooling, As long as all that book learnin’ doesn’t make her shun us.
So, my local PTSA wants me to get people’s signatures so this can get on the November ballot. I’m wondering how to gracefully decline. When this shit gets on the ballot, the fucking retards vote it in.
“Here are the nuts and bolts of the initiative:
Progressive tax ranging from .4% to 2.2% depending on income
12 year program, unless voters vote to keep it longer
In first 4 years, 60% goes to K-12 schools, 10% to Earl Childhood Ed, and 30% to pay down Education bonds
In last 8 years, 85% goes to K-12 schools, 15% to Early Childhood Ed
Districts receive the money, but are only allowed to spend 1% on admin costs to disperse the funds”
http://www.ourchildrenourfuture2012.com
Yes, the second PJM turns into an intellectual elite, I’m going to shun her like a mofo!
*lures PJ away from her books with cookies, pants, and nips*
what diet? Fucking girl scouts are ruining my life…..
Howdy aggie!
lipstick, I’ll never shun you guys…….EVER!!!!!
Unless there’s more money involved. SO GONE!!! Buh bye!
We should just go ahead and shun her now.
Yes, the second PJM turns into an intellectual elite
hah, what do you think my degree is in? Womyn’s Studies?
We should just go ahead and shun her now.
rat bastage
actually, I have PJD convinced to try and come to Michigan with me this summer. We’re going to start saving for the tickets.
I’m wondering how to gracefully decline.
If only you had just the right GIF that you could email to them.
If only you had just the right GIF that you could email to them.
hahahaha, is there one I need to scroll up for?
I’m thinking the one in the poat up top of the shoe to the ass would work just fine. HA!
When will these dipshits learn more money does NOT translate into better education.
I hate teachers.
*hopes Mrs. Peel doesn’t show up to tell us what an awesome teacher her mom was.
PMJ, my husband and I finally got our portrait done with our new cat, Lil’Bow.
http://tinyurl.com/76xe5vt
Nice
I hate teachers.
*hopes Mrs. Peel doesn’t show up to tell us what an awesome teacher her mom was.
HAHA!
Oh (completely unrelated, really I swear): http://is.gd/RZmgG6
Oh (completely unrelated, really I swear): http://is.gd/RZmgG6
LOL……OMG
I’m thinking the one in the poat up top of the shoe to the ass would work just fine. HA!
hahaha, I think you’re right. I cringe every time I get an email from them about this. One thing I’ve learned from all this is there’s no way in hell I’m going to work in the school district for the rest of my life. If you ain’t a teacher with tenure, you’re crap who’ll get walked all over.
I haven’t had anything like that happen to me, because they’re desperate for me to help th……oh wait, nevermind. I just realized if you’re useful, you’re not going to get walked over. It’s those fucking useless overpaid lunch ladies and the like that get walked over.,
Scratch everything. I am SO fucking foul today.
PMJ, my husband and I finally got our portrait done with our new cat, Lil’Bow.
holy hell, I’m gonna have to share that one today.
“Nice”
hahahaha…..Vman, I don’t even know what you’re referring to, but that made me laugh.
HAHA!
Oh (completely unrelated, really I swear
HAHAHAHA!
PMJ, my husband and I finally got our portrait done with our new cat, Lil’Bow.
Most handsome bunch, Mare. You should be proud.
Um, you washed your left hand really good after that portrait, right?
Scratch everything. I am SO fucking foul today.
Someone needs a box of wine.
I read a article yesterday on the importance of vitamin D. It is rather important. And not really a vitamin you get it from the sun.
*toasts in the sun*
Someone needs a box of wine
Yes. After tomorrow.
what are you toasting in the sun, vmax?
I am glad I made Mare Laugh.
Good morning, jackanapes.
Good moaning, Sean!
Vmax, it’s cloudy here today.
I blame Mare.
My bald head face neck and arms Peej.
And Zeke, but I am not sure he counts.
Tomorrow? Why put off to tomorrow what you could start today?
—–
G’Morning Seen.
I love it when Sean is British. But I hope he has better teeth.
But I hope he has better teeth.
Who cares! He types with an accent AND has Riley.
Rawr!
jackanapes.
I ate those for breakfast yesterday………amazing.
So, a friend came over for dinner the other night because he wanted to introduce us to his new wife…….who lives in Florida……who can barely speak English……..who’s a maid in a hotel…….who’s an illegal alien from Peru.
Yeah. Awkward.
Hey, ladies.
My teef are kind of…meh. Not terrible, but nothing to write home about.
heh Aggie
Mare is too easy.
To blame! I am not implying anything.
When will all our candidates learn NOT to engage in any questions or comments that do not pertain to the economy, Obama’s failed diplomacy, idiotic ideas about reducing our nuclear warheads, Obama’s energy policy and how regulation/laws have crippled the US?
Reject ANY premise that does not move you forward.
Oh, but my mom said she was an educated woman, she has a bachelor’s degree, so that makes all the difference.
So I responded with, Is her degree here, or did she get it in Peru.
Yeah, her degree’s from Peru.
“Not terrible, ”
Well, you’re on your way then!!
Does she have a sister Peej?
Cause I am rather easy.
Holy shit, y’all.
H&B gets hit with a shitload of spam, and most of it is coming from places called “sex4arabs”, and “arabs4U” and “games4arabs”.
I thought hookers and booze were against Sharia law….
PJ, just tell the PMSers that you have other obligations and do not have the time.
and she might need a green card
Mare is too easy.
Rawr…again!
That didn’t come out right, I meant, “well then, you’re doing great!”
Mare I am still pissed at Obumble for giving the russians our missile killer tech.
Damn Democrats for decades mocked it as being impossible! Ludicrous! Star Wars fantasy!
What we can really do that?????!!!!! Give it away! Quick! We cannot be that good.
F**ing traitors! Yes I said that Democrats are traitors.
Does she have a sister Peej?
Cause I am rather easy.
I’ll have to have Garren ask her since I don’t speak Spanish.
PJ, just tell the PMSers that you have other obligations and do not have the time.
I also want to back out of me signing it too. I’m gonna have to go in hiding.
ok, dadgummit. I have to go back to studying.
WordPress is a F***ing traitor too, my democrat hate is apparently (conveniently) spam.
I also want to back out of me signing it too. I’m gonna have to go in hiding.
You know that you can go back and remove your signature. Tell them that Peru chick slipped you a mickey in your burrito.
I thought hookers and booze were against Sharia law….
It’s a “Do as I say, not as I do” kind of thing. With a heavy emphasis on the former.
I agree Vman!!
Off to work out or procrastinate about working out, don’t know which one yet.
costs to disperse the funds
Disburse.
Is this the kind of brilliance that needs to be rewarded with more taxpayer money?
Although, if they think the proper word is ‘disperse,’ it does explain a lot about the financial problems the state is having.
Births:
Jan de Baen, Dutch portrait painter
Henry James Pye, English poet
Alfred Escher, Swiss politician, railroad entrepreneur
Louise, Princess Royal and Duchess of Fife
Jacques d’Adelswärd-Fersen, French aristocrat and novelist
Ansel Adams, American photographer
Pierre Boulle, French author
Heinz Kluncker, German trade union leader
Sidney Poitier, American actor
Anthony Head, English actor
Marilisa Xenogiannakopoulou, Greek politician
Kurt Cobain, American musician (Nirvana)
Vaginal Davis, American drag queen and performance artist
Brian Littrell, American singer (Backstreet Boys)
Deaths:
Philip William, Prince of Orange
Leone Sextus Tollemache, British Army captain (b. 1884)
Clarence “Ducky” Nash, American voice actor
Dick York, American actor
Hunter S. Thompson, American journalist and author
With a heavy emphasis on the former.
Exactly. I hope someone bombs them back to the fucking Stone Age.
Confucious say:
*”Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.”
Anthony Head (who played Giles on Buffy) is this guy’s brother:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnqj31VPNoE
Girl, gun, leather, stockings and garters. This may well be the perfect woman… Hostagettes excluded, of course.
http://tinyurl.com/6s28fdk
>> Although, if they think the proper word is ‘disperse,’ it does explain a lot about the financial problems the state is having.
Bingo!
Not to burst your…bubble, but those aren’t stockings and garter belt.
Still hawt, though!
If Obama and Pelosi were drowning, and you had to choose…
would you go to dinner or to a movie?
The one thing that connects terrorists besides their religion is their hearty use of internet pron.
Dear Mohammed Jr,
I checked your google search history, and it appears that you will need to honor kill yourself. Please do this right after you wash the dishes.
Love Dad
>> Not to burst your…bubble
backs away from xbrad,
Heh. This is pretty good…
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/02/this_goldeneye_mod_is_pure_gold.php
Ansel Adams has very good taste.
Goldeneye–nailed it.
*gets stuck in doorway*
*throws tub of lard in pickup and heads to store….
Mare’s gonna be pissed you threw her in the pickup.
*screams at laura to get unstuck from the doorway*
Mare’s gonna be pissed you threw her in the pickup.
http://tinyurl.com/7j6us7r
Holy shit. This place is moving at the speed of dark.
What comes after Monday?
What comes after Monday?
Who cares?
now make me a sammich….
I swear to Prada I am about to choke my sister.
I ask her (because she is fucking picky) if she likes Vera Bradley purses and totes.
She tells me she doesn’t like “country-looking” stuff, but she does like bold prints from the line. Only in monochromatic hues. And mostly red. But no small little flowers.
And oh, if I’m going to get her a purse, only one with a single strap, since two straps drives her crazy.
Frankly, I think she’s batshit if she thinks I’ll get her a purse after that crap.
Get her a kick in the poon Aggs, everyone likes a kick in the poon.
I swear to Prada………..
http://tinyurl.com/6u89232
Aggie, just go ahead and cut her:
http://tinyurl.com/75kyx6l
I would if I could, TGSG. I will settle for posting Wiser’s link at her FB page, though.
Aggie, just go ahead and cut her
Want like burning!!!
I meant the outfit. You can keep the gal, Brad.
http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/go.jpg
I will settle for posting Wiser’s link at her FB page, though.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!
boooooooooom…….
Way to fuck this chicken, Wiser.
*snickers*
Gross, wiser, you couldn’t do that in the next room?
*waves hand in front of face*
Way to fuck this chicken, Wiser.
wait……. this is my fault???
http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/kitchen.jpg
Taxes Done; federal, state and borough. I don’t have to write a check this year, although the capital gains made it close.
wth? Nobody called me and told me that commenting already started today. Go back and start over.
There’s really no point in that, GML. MCPO’s taxes are about the most innaresting thing going on today.
Sean – How are things in the land of fruits and nuts?
Things are mellow here. Riley is sleeping, I’m getting over my cold, and it’s looking like a “soup day” when I get around to having lunch.
God, I’m bored.
Man, I love me some soup in the winter months.
Must be the day!! Chilly up here, too chilly for me. Made this today for dinner.
http://www.finecooking.com/CMS/uploadedImages/Images/Cooking/Articles/Issues_101-110/051101003-01-french-onion-soup.jpg
Howdy, Hostages!
I’m gonna go either whittle something or take a nap. I’d tell you guys not to say anything interesting until I get back, but, well, just take a look at the last two comments.
Yeesh.
I meant before shim and Oso showed up. The soup comments.
I say we should ban Sean, and induct Riley instead.
Anybody else feel that way?
I mean, really, just how likely is Riley to post recipes, talk about the weather, cover songs, or his workout routine?
xBrad – I concur!
As long as you don’t let him do BBF.
I will never post a workout routine.
Osolindo!
Pupster,
Add this to your collection, from AoSHQ:
http://tinyurl.com/6tl86e8
http://youtu.be/IxAKFlpdcfc
Shim!
I did not procrastinate about working out!!
However, I ate something that is so stupid and worthless (obviously not the smut you’re thinking of) it ruined my efforts on the exercise front.
Not a Twinkie, but close.
Mare?
http://http.cdnlayer.com/smoola/00/00/cd/e5fe4d4fd96154c6_m.jpg
No, but close:
http://tinyurl.com/7hnpjej
I found a package in my glove compartment while looking for a pair of sunglasses. Why were they there? In case of the apocalypse while driving to Costco?
Ha, my ABC radio newsreader is so cute. She just informed me that John Glenn was the first person to orbit the earth. Bless her heart.
Want to hear the hilarious part? They were “low fat”…..hahahahaha
Well, the russians aren’t really people, so they don’t count.
*yawns
Want to hear the hilarious part? They were “low fat”…..hahahahaha
Is there really even such a thing?! I’ll take two cases please!
I haven’t had a drink in a week. I think I’m gonna break that particular fast this evening.
I say we should ban Sean, and induct Riley instead.
Ooooh…tough one. I do *heart* Sean, but this is Riley we are talking about…
Pimping the blog, all. I have a thing up an IB. Check it out. I expect all of your comments to be intelligent, insightful and respectful.
(It’s possible I don’t know my target audience very well.)
*tackles Hotspur, gives him the ‘low Earth orbit’ *
Cool, Sobek. Michael and I are dispensing helpful advice about writing a good story over there.
You Hostage people should help Sobek out, too.
I put in my two cents
*awards Sobek a Nobel for his insightful observations on the H2 demographic, plus one extra for upsizing his order at the drive-thru*
“awards Sobek a Nobel for his insightful observations on the H2 demographic, plus one extra for upsizing his order at the drive-thru*”
LOL
Sorry Mare. I seem to have kilt it good.
No, I was off re-reading Sobek’s story. It’s quite good.
It’s quite good.
Yes, it is, but hush now, Ags. He may be lurking and we wouldn’t want to spoil our H2 rep for being cliquish, brusque, and aloofah.
Aggie, I like it too.
H2 rep for being cliquish, brusque, and aloofah.
Wait, I thought we were windowlickers. Let’s send out memos with this information, mmmkay?
why is it that I cannot access this IB you speak of?
GMLand is banned from IB, and not here? How did that happen?
That shit was worse than a free download of “Fountains of the World Dave hasn’t Bathed In” from Amazon.
http://michaelscomments.wordpress.com/2012/02/20/preview-of-coming-attractions/
Tried that link, GML?
I hope someone has started working on the Cliff Notes version.
I have the attention span of a Dalmatian puppy.
Let’s send out memos with this information, mmmkay?
Excellent idea, Jay! We should send out emails to all the Hostages everyday, with bonus points awarded for the most “Reply All” replies.
I love my kids, but the next time they have a day off from school with a ton of homework to do and I’m off from work, I’m going to work gratis.
*changes email addy*
That shit was worse than a free download of “Fountains of the World Dave hasn’t Bathed In” from Amazon.
This needs to be submitted to the comment hall of fame.
*gives Roamy a bottle of red wine, dark chocolate, and pearl beads in preparation for Mardi Gras*
*wiggle eyebrows*
Shim’s Mum: Do you have homework tonight?
Young Shim: Did it in studyhall.
Report card (from all 8 classes) comments: Does not do homework
Roamy: Yes. Without a doubt.
Heh, Shim. Here it was:
Roamy: What homework do you have left?
Rocketboy: Uhhhhhh.
Roamy: No computer games until you’re finished!
Rocketboy: I don’t have my German worksheet, and it’s due tomorrow.
Roamy:(facepalm)
Mr. RFH took advantage of the gym being open for some event and another door propped open to get to Rocketboy’s locker. Apparently that was an adventure as well.
HA! I’m raising a Shim Jr.
HA! I’m raising a Shim Jr.
You should probably do us all a favor and smother that with a pillow ASAP.
Kids, the little scamps!
X, that would take away 12 years of getting out aggression with leather on ass funtime.
in preparation for Mardi Gras
I’m going to need a looser shirt than this one.
Care to see the Army’s latest idea on motivation and exercise?
http://1.usa.gov/w5GXkY
CAMP ZAMA, Japan – The Army is ordering its hardened combat veterans to wear fake breasts and empathy bellies so they can better understand how pregnant soldiers feel during physical training.
This week, 14 noncommissioned officers at Camp Zama took turns wearing the “pregnancy simulators” as they stretched, twisted and exercised during a three-day class that teaches them to serve as fitness instructors for pregnant soldiers and new mothers.
…Despite his misgivings, Braden strapped on the empathy belly and spent Tuesday morning learning low-impact aerobics moves like the “grapevine” and the “V-step.”
“This whole thing is pretty uncomfortable,” he said of the 25-pound pregnancy simulator. But, “body armor is a lot heavier.”
I have seen the future, and it doesn’t work.
Could someone pls translate what Shim said?
…..and then what happened? http://i.imgur.com/2PETt.jpg
I’m going to need a looser shirt than this one.
Do people wear shirts at Mardi Gras?
Xbrad, “The belt”
George, I’m actually not fazed by that program. It might be a bit much with the simulators, but overall, teaching the fitness instructors how to cope with pregnant women is a good idea. In the past, they’ve always just skipped PT. Instead, now they get to suffer with the rest of the troops.
Got it, Shim. I’m a bit slow sometimes.
George, I’m actually not fazed by that program. It might be a bit much with the simulators
Of course, if the fake belly could hold an ammo belt and the fake breasts gatorade and beer…
I’m going to need a looser shirt than this one.
Go without. I am.
“Of course, if the fake belly could hold an ammo belt and the fake breasts gatorade and beer…”
I like the way George thinks, and may invent this for suburban use.
SMOD has released another ad. There is no stopping this rebel of a candidate.
http://youtu.be/Kk-vQ6kas68
Tentatively went to the gym today. Went very light. I don’t think I aggravated my hip.
If I am wearing fake belly and breasts I can assure you that I wont be carrying Gatorade.
Also, my blog has an excellent header pic candidate.
Pictures Aggs, will not accept without pics.
I have just read certain comments, and I am…displeased.
MCPO?
http://tinyurl.com/8xs3cqf
Mare! http://us.acidcow.com/pics/20100611/cute_puppies_47.jpg
What next, pregnant chicks in combat?
Someone go look in the bucket, I may be in there.
Hey, I tried to stick up for you, Sean.
But this is RILEY we are talking about.
Neither offspring called me this weekend. Why do my children hate me?
Just under 2 months to go to pay your pound of flesh. Remember, for ever 60 cents you pay in taxes, the government borrows another 40 cents in order to have enough money for bread, circuses and, of course, Barack’s political cronies.
I am getting so pissed off MCPO that I am almost ready to game the system.
hahaha…Scott, they don’t even look real they’re so cute.
I saw that, Aggs. Kind of hard to argue with. But this pissed me off…
I mean, really, just how likely is Riley to post recipes, talk about the weather, cover songs, or his workout routine?
Other than mentioning when it rains, when do I EVAR do any of those things?
It’s like b-rad has me confused with some bizarre amalgam of laira, wiser, and C arin.
Oh, well….I’ve been gone for a while, so I didn’t know you don’t do those things, Sean.
I take it back. I would never ban you. Not even for Riley
Shawn, has anyone ever told you that you’re beautiful when you’re angry?
The way your nostrils flare…nose hair billowing with majestic fury…
Those were nostrils?
I didn’t have my glasses on and originally read that as banning Shim.
The way your nostrils flare…nose hair billowing with majestic fury…
That’s not nose hair. They’re prehensile tentacles.
Go without. I am.
Silly, they don’t throw beads if they can already see your tits.
Linsanity on the YES network.
Bead etiquette……how does it work?
Watch it Funny Hitgirl, don’t let those ideas out in this forum!!! They might catch on. 10 Hail Marys.
Shawn, has anyone ever told you that you’re beautiful when you’re angry?
No. never, YOU DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER!!!
*breaks bottle, looks down at shoe, kicks piece of broken glass*
10 Hail Mary’s? I usually get the “3 and 3″.
Not. A. Crime.
http://tinyurl.com/6lj8opl
Bead etiquette……how does it work?
That really, REALLY, REALLY depends on what kind of beads you’re talking about.
Really.
I didn’t bring it up.
I’d flash my tits for a million bucks. Or a quarter of that.
Up at 0400, worked all day, late to Muscular Monday … what’d I miss other than that killer gif of the foot smacking that ass
*breaks off staring spell/absence seizure*
How’d you like to make fourteen dollars the hard way?
What’s the least you’d take, Beasn?
*checks Amazon.com balance*
How do you feel about Doritos, Beasn?
And pocket lint?
//digs a little further into couch
How’d you like to make fourteen dollars the hard way?
I’ll bet rosetta wishes he had a nickle for everytime he’s heard that.
My view is and I hope the Hostagettes are with me on this, cuz who doesn’t love to please a short bald slightly obese fella like myself? SHOW EM IF YA GOT EM!!
That really, REALLY, REALLY depends on what kind of beads you’re talking about.
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Hahaha. Lawnmower.
What’s the least you’d take, Beasn?
Prolly what is mentioned above. I consulted with Mr. Beasn. If you get him drunk, he might go 50k lower.
Doritos give me diarrhea. Pocket lint – the opposite.
I don’t think the hostages have that kind of money.
Shim you are neither fat or bald so NO TITS FOR YOU!
Silly, they don’t throw beads if they can already see your tits.
Well, I only said I was going without a shirt. I never said I would be nekkid
Beads?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ryanpumroy/5163177650/
Well, if xbrad threatened to flash his, we might have a shot at $200k.
Chief?
http://tinyurl.com/8xs3cqf
I have a million in Monopoly money will that work Beasn?
What? I worked at a print shop when I was a kid.
No dice, vmax. I’d rather collect a million for you to care for teh puppehs.
Vmax, how did work go??
Well, if xbrad threatened to flash his, we might have a shot at $200k.
To get him not to.
Ed Zachary!
Who doesn’t like a woman who works to stay in shape?
http://tinyurl.com/7gjsymv
Who doesn’t like a woman who works to stay in shape?
* wonders how many pockets her boyfriend can pick if she did that at the fair*
Beasn, grab a few of these out of petty cash and then let’s see ‘em!
http://tinyurl.com/7dug7pq
Sorry wiser, I’m lactose intolerant.
Mare – Where ya going?
http://tinyurl.com/2czh4cf
Xbrad,
Lex is headed to Whidbey. Probably the worst time of the year to come flying in the PNW.
Fucking Manny Ramirez. I thought we were done with that dickhole.
Leon seems to be quite the entrepreneur!
http://tinyurl.com/79vlpm9
I like wabbit.
I like wabbit
http://tinyurl.com/2bz7ank
HAH. Manny’s first job will be to sit out a 50 game suspension for his second positive drug test.
Manny Ramirez is still around?
But they’re putting him in the minors and paying him $500k.
Kids, it doesn’t pay to cheat.
Oh, wait. Yes it does.
http://tinyurl.com/2bz7ank
I never understood why the cuffs. Same for the Chippendales.
You could pay me $10,000 a game not to play.
Too right, Roamy. It makes no sense at all.
Chrispy, on the plus side, Whidbey only gets about half the rain of the SEATAC area.
But yeah, still gonna be cloudy.
To catch the liquids, c’mon.
Rosetta??!
http://tinyurl.com/83u43ok
Kids, it doesn’t pay to cheat.
Oh, wait. Yes it does.
Well, this is Oakland we’re talking about…
But they’re putting him in the minors and paying him $500k.
Who are “they?”
And meanwhile, Big Papi gets $12million for one more year.
hey, Manny! Can you say “oops!”
I knew that you could.
@ $500k, Manny is actually going to lose money on this deal.
Fucking idiot.
Neither offspring called me this weekend. Why do my children hate me?
Because you were a bad mother?
Did you make them eat cauliflower?
Aggie
I made $70 was home by 5am
Sorry wiser, I’m lactose intolerant.
Got an answer for everything, don’t you?
(I really need to figure out how to make enough money to seriously offer beasn $250k to show us her jumblies and not care about the cost.
Hostage Poll:
Is getting Beasn to show ‘em worth $125k per?
Yes
No
Who?
Who are “they?”
The A’s.
The A’s.
Moneyball…….Eightball……Glad to hear nothing bad happened, Vmax
Rule 34.
http://tinyurl.com/87dd7cg
Is getting Beasn to show ‘em worth $125k per?
$165 for both.
*thinks this over*
$135.
$135.
You mean $135k or $135?
Rule 34.
No exceptions.
Fished you outta the bucket, Beasns.
I did not drop the “k” by accident.
Is getting Beasn to show ‘em worth $125k per?
I’m voting yes.
*psst Beasn: if they buy into it, I can help you with some investment opportunities*
Someone kick Michael in the ass until I get tired.
I did not drop the “k” by accident.
Well, considering what you are willing to do for a mere $20, I can see where you would think beasn would also give up the goods so cheaply.
Beasn’s best feature is actually her eyes, and I saw them for free.
Also checked out her butt, which looked pretty darn good.
I’d heard beasn’s best feature was her smile.
Too bad I can’t confirm that….
Hey, guys, I heard a rumor that they have tits on the internet for free these days.
Wiser, there may be a reason why nobody smiles when you are around.
Hey, guys, I heard a rumor that they have tits on the internet for free these days.
nothing is free, shawn.
‘specially not beasn-bewbs….
she is pretty cute
*wondering if we can use the Amazon link to purchase the beasn-bewb event, so H2 can get a cut….
Hey, guys, I heard a rumor that they have tits on the internet for free these days.
Sean, the Lutherans do not approve of people who spread scurrilous gossip like that.
Wiser, there may be a reason why nobody smiles when you are around.
Next time I have the chance, I am going to leave the smoking hot bar-maid a $500 tip on your card…….
My chestules may not be worth a 250K peek, to pervs of a certain persuasion – looks at you know who you are – but if there are pervs for the obese and trannies – looks at you know who you are – there are pervs for middle aged cranky broads.
Try to be nice, and look where it gets you.
Wiser, are you going to show up in Lapeer?
125k per? Do they come frosted?
Wiser, are you going to show up in Lapeer?
Unfortunately, no.
I’d heard beasn’s best feature was her smile.
Too bad I can’t confirm that….
o_O
yeah, because I scowled at you the whole time….
there are pervs for middle aged cranky broads.
middle-aged?
???
Why am I just being made aware of this???
*ups offer by $100k
yeah, because I scowled at you the whole time….
No, you have a beautiful smile.
I just can’t confirm that it is your best feature…..
*wink
hmmm…good idea shim. I could frost them.
And I might consider Lapeer.
I mean show up in Lapeer, not frost my boobs in Lapeer.
there are pervs for middle aged cranky broads.
Really?
*searches all my favorite porn sites*
Nope, I think you are wrong about that.
*searches all my favorite porn sites*
Try the human and female search engines.
Wait, I thought you were scowling at me? WTF?
How could anyone scowl at you Dave?
Time for pig doodie and mental prep for work tomorrow – good grief what an asylum of nincompoops (work).
Later hawt taters.
How could anyone scowl at you Dave?
you ever wake up in his hotel room?
Frosted boobies! Why did I not think of this sooner?
Try the human and female search engines.
Hey, that worked!!! I also checked the “small pert titties” option.
I withdraw my $135 offer.
>> How could anyone scowl at you Dave?
Did I ever tell you about the guest towels at Wiser’s place? Hoo-boy was there ever some scowling goin on that Sunday afternoon.
Frosted boobies! Why did I not think of this sooner?
The kid in me likes the frosted side, but the grown-up in me likes…. hell, he likes the frosted side too!
Hoo-boy was there ever some scowling goin on that Sunday afternoon.
Only because you locked your luggage. Otherwise you would have had a great time explaining that to the TSA agents.
Frosted boobies!
part of a good breakfast?
I may or may not have “frosted” a few bewbies in my time…
ROAMIE!!!
*tosses beads in romaine’s general direction….
YOU CAN DO THIS, DAVE!! YOU CAN DO THIS, MAN!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOjJ_-nFX7I#t=00m30s
strikingly similar
http://i42.tinypic.com/16rwhk.jpg
Someone abandoned a Golden Retriever in a hotel room. We picked him up and are calling him Hilton. (super 8 didn’t sound so hot)
For those not on facechimp that get my most excellent daily diatribe…….. Here’s the Constitution 101 free online course that’s going around. It started today but you can still register and take it. Pretty serious braintards behind it probably worth your time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gls8H3RLvBI
I’m registered for it, Count.
(super 8 didn’t sound so hot)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hope he is doing well, Vmax. Who would abandon a dog like that??
Worst Hotel Chain?
Stabbin’ Cabins.
Every dude has to be pro-middle-aged-cranky-broads at some point in their life, be single, or be Jewstin.
It’s just a part of the cycle. Blog more, drink more, it’s all good.
Hah. I got into that fountain because I love you Wiser.
Well, that and it was pretty fuckin funny.
Here is his pic Aggie
http://d1ihe8iurr5ss7.cloudfront.net/animals/fullsize/s4104a4319531m10783563.jpg
And the text you cannot see
We don’t want us to forget that this poor senior was left in a hotel room so we named him Hilton…Super 8 just didn’t seem to fit. He is safe now. We are guessing he is about 10..most likely deaf and in need of a bath. He is good on a leash and seems as docile as a senior golden should be. Can’t wait to hear his medical report.
He probably is not good with cats…seemed way too eager to chase the ones at the vet.
He weighs only 58.6 lbs
Definitely has an ear infection that might contribute to his lack if hearing
He has not been neutered
As expected…is full of fleas
But…..is on his way to a better life
Awwww, he’s adorable, Vmax.
I pray some lucky family is worthy of him.
Hilton got the hook. Right place right time for both of you.
hook = abbreviated for hook-up
vmax, you’re the best.
If I foster him I will fatten him up. I have a reputation in the rescue for fattening up my fosters.A golden male should weigh between 70 and 80 not 59.
Hah. I got into that fountain because I love you Wiser.
And, there was no alcohol involved in this event?
*waits to see if Dave sacrifices his credibility forever*
No tell Motel
Castle is crazy tonight.
Xbad
My buddy from the 100 and worst always had a Stabbin Cabin. He has a boat he invites me to fish who am I to judge?
No spoilers, Jay. Haven’t seen it yet.
I’m generally friendly to people with boats.
>> *waits to see if Dave sacrifices his credibility forever*
Hey, you kissed a giant black dildo for twenty bucks.
I just stood in a fountain.
But yes, I do believe in both cases there might have been alcohol involved.
I know xbrad. Did you catch last weeks? That was pretty good too.
Jennifer Beals is still hot.
I did, J’ames. And yes, she IS still hot.
SHHHHH! I’m watching Castle!
This old thing still here?
So, Obama cancels over 700 oil leases, stops gulf drilling, kills the XL pipeline, put onerous regulations on coal and my local anchor just announced that “Overseas crisis causes a spike in energy prices.”
Really? That’s your brilliant analysis? No wonder you’re working in the hinterlands!
SHHHHH! I’m watching Castle!
Like I said, CRAZY!
Castle kilt it?
Cuz, normally, he’s trying to solver murders…
Really? What the hell?
You know, Castle is always around when there is a murder.
So was Jessica Fletcher.
Do the math.
Better than Feldspar…?
http://i.imgur.com/Q19xs.jpg
For a second, I read that as “do the meth”
METH KILLS dammit.
I was told there would be no meth.
I think I have ebola.
wakey wakey
Woot (ouch ouch ouch, myhead) Beasn is considering Lapeer? I’ve got to add her to the email!
Good morning. How was skiing?
That’s nice. New post for your, um, second day of the week pleasure.