The dim-witted Alec Baldwin Tweets to Andrew Breitbart:
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Breitbart Tweets to the dim-witted Alec Baldwin:
Hahahaha.
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Here’s a good song to listen to while reading the comments on this blog.
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Nice sausage fest I have here.
Here’s another one for ya, Ags:
http://is.gd/wbyi8A
Hey, wait a minute…
THERE’S DONKEY SEMEN ALL OVER IN HERE!
Donkey semen is more popular than this post.
Teresa, that one is scary.
But only because I am looking at one just like it!!
Did you guys hear that Whitney Houston died?
How about this one, then?
http://is.gd/cByJEf
Tifw, the bunny fuzz needs googely eyes too.
You know what the least popular Jelly Belly flavor is?
Donkey Semen Meringue
Now what should we talk about?
Let’s talk about stay at home versus working moms.
You go first.
>> Did you guys hear that Whitney Houston died?
Who?
Do you guys know what time the Super Bowl starts tomorrow?
Let’s talk about stay at home versus working moms.
By “working moms” do you mean “prostitutes’?
I don’t know anything about hoors.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
All whores are sluts but not all sluts are whores.
Discuss.
Let’s talk about stay at home versus working moms.
Heh…no.
Hi Rosetta. xo
All whores are sluts but not all sluts are whores.
It’s all a matter of sementics.
http://tinyurl.com/7jnfokg
It’s all a matter of sementics.
+ 57 points and an awkward buttocks massage from shim
Oh. Hi shim.
What is the approximate length of your hair right now?
Ralf Sampson, thanks for asking.
Nothing awkward about rubbin and squeezin Seeen Em’s posterior pillows!!!!!
This post sucks, it’s making my salsa taste funny, and by funny I mean sweet like the pbs chef lady.
I beg to differ.
Rosetta, how’s Henry? and Floyd? And Mrs. Rosetta?
I assume you’re fine so I’m uninterested.
Begging is assinine
I’m not skiing anymore today until someone grooms the runs.
I just was watching a cooking show on pbs. Just woke from a nice nap. This lady chef is talking to this guy that is helping her. Triple tail fish was the protein. The guy says “what’s the triple tail like?” She says” it’s sweet, they eat crabs. Heck, I’d taste sweet too if I always ate crabs.”
I assume you’re fine so I’m uninterested.
STFU.
Everyone else is asleep at the moment. Nappy time.
Thanks for axing.
How YOU doin’?
MOM!! SHIM HAS CRABS!!
There is so much win in that comment…..
And I ain’t touchin’ it with a 10-foot pole.
ROSETTA!!!!!! How’s your bullwhip receptacle today? I’m asking for a friend (Tushar).
Rosie’s new no sleep look. http://youtu.be/dDxgSvJINlU
ROSETTA!!!!!! How’s your bullwhip receptacle today? I’m asking for a friend (Tushar).
QUIT LOOKING AT MY SWEET ASS!!
How’s life my brother?
Rosetta and Wiser enjoy an evening out! Nice yellow shirt, Rosetta!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTJMerul33E
Rosie’s new no sleep look. http://youtu.be/dDxgSvJINlU
What is that? A 35 year old goth?
Lose.
Chief, that was so ghey, I tucked under and ran for the door of my office. You suck.
Supergood. Saw both of my kids this week.
I am a fortunate son.
Rosetta- We’re getting excited for the grandbaby. We video conferenced the kids last night and I asked sweet Julia (24 weeks) if she ate 2 extra burritos for lunch. . . my son laughed.
Anyone familiar with “Porgy and Bess”?
There’s a marketplace scene in there, and one of the guys is selling soft-shell crabs.
Years ago, I had an opportunity to sing that in a choral group, and after one of our performances (non-operatic group), a bunch of us went out to eat.
I just happened to be sitting across from the guy who sang that line, and there was an empty chair next to him. One guy came in late, and asked him if that seat was taken.
I piped up and said, “Oh, you don’t want to sit next to him – he’s got crabs….”
Shim – So you liked it, right?
Lose. R
But his mother still loves him. Straighten Rosettagoth out, Biatch!!
Rosetta- We’re getting excited for the grandbaby. We video conferenced the kids last night and I asked sweet Julia (24 weeks) if she ate 2 extra burritos for lunch. . . my son laughed.
Hahahaha. Well done.
Mmmmm….burritos.
I watch all of it, whaddya think?
I wonder if Richard Poon sang at Whitney Houston’s funeral.
Very happy for you MCPO. You’re gonna be a great cranky old grand-dad
L to R: Jewstin, pussy
http://tinyurl.com/7szae4b
DinT – Thanks. I didn’t think I was gonna be this way. But, it appears as if I’m gonna be a doting Grandpa.
Teresa, you are so bad
Should men that are almost bald have long ponytails? I ask only for information, because I have a full head of brains and hair. Thanks.
Master Chief, why shouldn’t ya be? It’s awesome.
Shim – I have a golf buddy – my age – who is bald with a ponytail. I always tell him he looks like a fag.
Shim, the answer is 42.
Or 99 44/110. I get confused.
I am watching Archer, season one. I’ve never seen it before.
You were right.
42 is NOT prime. So that’s wrong, go to your seat. Tushar, please come up to the chalkboard.
Leon – We laugh so hard at Archer, we have to keep rewinding the DVR to hear all of the funnies.
No man should have a ponytail.
Or pigtails for that matter.
41 and 43 are prime, so 42 is at least familiar with what prime looks like.
Rosie – You should grow out an area about the size of a silver dollar on the back of your noggin.
Pigtails are for women that want entirely inappropriate attention from short, muscular, bald men.
You’re welcome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGHveCWc2g
Sorry, women who want… I’m terrible with that grammar rule.
*shuns Shim*
Rosie – You should grow out an area about the size of a silver dollar on the back of your noggin.
Good idea.
/asshole
*Tears out MO pages in all maps under roof*
That Kate Upton, she’s not too bad lookin’.
Damn! No doubt that Miss Upton is naturally endowed! Hubba-hubba!
couldntignoreme.wav
see if this works, not sure
damn
I had a ponytail when I was 19
*googles Aggies adress* *looks for rabbit cage in back yard*
I had a ponytail when I was 19
How many times did you get your ass kicked?
Round to the nearest 100.
*googles Aggies adress*
You mean I may get to meet you??
My plan is working!!
I had a ponytail 5 minutes ago, until I was made fun of, so now it’s on the floor.
100
I had a ponytail 5 minutes ago, until I was made fun of, so now it’s on the floor.
Your floor looks like a fag.
I had a ponytail when I reported to Bootcamp. The barber handed it to me. . .
I think a goatee ponytail is probably pretty cool but not a regular ponytail.
When I see a guy with a regular ponytail I think that’s he’s probably touched another man’s balls.
My updated pic for facedouche.
http://tinyurl.com/75m94pk/
Shim may be reactive rather than proactive, but he’s at least quick to react.
>> When I see a guy with a regular ponytail I think that’s he’s probably touched another man’s balls.
That could come in handy in the bush.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/pom-jackson-scotts-bitten-on-testicle-by-killer-snake/story-e6freuy9-1226272758343
If a woman says, ‘I can’t believe I’m letting you do this to me’ is there really resistance to said action? It’s from a song and completely hypothetical. Oh, and Yellow pants, shut it!
My updated pic for facedouche.
http://tinyurl.com/75m94pk/
Hahahahaha.
http://tinyurl.com/7mj4omq
Andy – bet that hurt.
That could come in handy in the bush.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/pom-jackson-scotts-bitten-on-testicle-by-killer-snake/story-e6freuy9-1226272758343
Like guys with ponytails have ever been in the bush.
>> Hahahahaha.
>> http://tinyurl.com/7mj4omq
Racist!
Like guys with ponytails have ever been in the bush.
Vegan bush, maybe, but they’re welcome to it.
Sausage-fest going on here.
http://tinyurl.com/7n2hu3a
another reason to love Dana Loesch as well
https://twitter.com/#!/DLoesch/status/170656383153352704
WHO LET EDDIE OUT OF THE WELL!!
Sorry, We needed water and he rode the bucket up.
Won’t happen again.
*Cuts rope*
Omg, Whitney Houston died?
How are you Edward? Long time no see.
*turns faux newz off
>> *Cuts rope*
I caught that Walking Dead reference.
I was disappointed that the Weather Channel didn’t carry the funeral live.
The beef in the dutch oven is smelling good. Herself used beer instead of water. . .
There was never a finer day for avoiding live news. Except when Michael Jackson died, but I had an easy time with that one. I was at the Louvre.
Did Chris Christie have the American flag lowered for her or the New Jersey state flag?
I think lowering the New Jersey state flag would have been fine but lowering the American flag was a bad call if that’s what he did.
>> The beef in the dutch oven is smelling good.
ur doin it wrong
Can we sell New Jersey to China for some debt forgiveness?
Pretty sure it was the American flag, Rosie.
I tuned out at “Whitn…”
Now that the crack whore’s funeral has been nationally televised, I can only assume that the next MOH recipient who passes will also have their ceremony at Arlington covered, right?
Uh oh. I might be drunk.
*checks clock*
Yay, it’s after 5.
“Nice Mom-and-Pop store ya got there…..it’d be a shame if something were to happen to it…..”
http://is.gd/r93KWc
Can we sell New Jersey to China for some debt forgiveness?
Hahahaha.
I’m sure we’ll have a lot of good luck unloading that turd.
If they do buy it maybe they’ll name it Hong Snooki.
*Drunk-Amazon shops for Rosetta Stone: Mandarin 1-5*
Pretty sure it was the American flag, Rosie.
That’s fucking stupid.
I tuned out at “Whitn…”
Good call, assface.
Also, the Steyn article you linked today was a classic.
I hope the Rush Limbaugh succession plan involves a show co-hosted by Steyn, Breitbart, Carolla, and Gutfeld.
If Rush retires and doesn’t leave the show in Steyn’s hands in some way, I’ll be very surprised.
That would be awesome.
Comment by leoncaruthers on February 18, 2012 5:31 pm
*Drunk-Amazon shops for Rosetta Stone: Mandarin 1-5*
I think those are taught by Jon “客家話 [湘語” Huntsman.
If Rush retires and doesn’t leave the show in Steyn’s hands in some way, I’ll be very surprised.
I agree 100%.
Most dangerous neighborhoods?
There were some surprises for me here!
http://tinyurl.com/btl2xd
East St. Louis? That place is like a beautiful garden of happiness flowers and love unicorns.
http://tinyurl.com/7c7h8zn/
St Louis sucks, buncha fuckin meanies there. I’m so angry I could cry.
East St. Louis makes me feel safe about going to Detroit for Red Wings games.
East St. Louis makes me feel safe about going to Detroit for Red Wings games.
There should be a reality show called “A White Guy Walks Around East St. Louis Saturday Night at 3am”.
I would totally watch that from my panic room.
Manlez watch
http://youtu.be/2Yjy7VVyMmw
I call BullShit on that list Chris. Chicago paid someone off
http://youtu.be/2Yjy7VVyMmw
Howdy Vmaximus!
How is life treating you?
Heh. About 8 of those cities are within 2 hours of me.
Stupid democrats.
Rosetta! Do you live in East St. Louis? I kinda liked it there.
http://tinyurl.com/6qw9o5m
Heh. About 8 of those cities are within 2 hours of me.
MOM!! SCOTT IS A SERIAL KILLER!!
Rosies fav tune when he was a skatepunk in E StL pussssssay!!
http://youtu.be/fjZuxixqFg8
New Haven Ct is ranked 23rd.
It’s a sanctuary city that issues ID cards to illegals and the Mayor just made national news because he wants to give voting rights to illegals.
Rosetta! Do you live in East St. Louis?
I wish.
You can’t fall down there and not suck a glass dick.
At least that’s what I’ve heard.
Good Rosie How are you?
Pop quiz? what is the only sea surrounded by water?
Dave, I’m watching Survivorman and he was trapping scorpions to eat a little while ago.
Your mom was just teaching you a valuable skill.
Actually Scott is a BACON killer, but no more than the rest of us.
It’s a sanctuary city that issues ID cards to illegals and the Mayor just made national news because he wants to give voting rights to illegals.
How close to bankruptcy is New Haven? They have to be California close.
Scott, the MA ones are all your typical lefty basket cases.
I’ve about had it with stupid, fucking Paultards who insist that Christians are more violent than Mooselimbs and that “Islamaphobia” is all about the military/industrial complex planting false stories to gin up the public.
Fucking ignoramuses!
California close? Didn’t we just bail them out in the bank foreclosure deal with the Attorneys general?
Good Rosie How are you?
Excellent.
Pop quiz? what is the only sea surrounded by water?
Sea of Love by the Honeydrippers?
MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!
High Expectations Asian Father:
Why you a C surrounded by water? Why you not A surrounded by water?
Hahahahaha
http://twitpic.com/8lpiod
Sea of Love by the Honeydrippers?
Yes!!!
and the other one is the Sargasso Sea.
MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!
Of course she was. Look who she had for a son
High Expectations Asian Father:
Why you a C surrounded by water? Why you not A surrounded by water?
Hahahahahahahaha.
http://tinyurl.com/76c52df
It was Chris Farley’s birthday last Wednesday, he would have been 48.
and the other one is the Sargasso Sea.
I’ve never heard of them.
Why is Rosetta posting pictures of wooden knitting needles?
I wonder how Mare feels about sanctuary cities?
BisW – Those are potato retrieval tools, not knitting needles.
I wonder how Mare feels about sanctuary cities?
She’ll be cool with them as long as there are free Hostess Ding Dongs.
Ho Ho.
I wonder what Alvin Greene is doing right now.
Good morning ladies,
Off to work for my sucky 12 hr midnight shift. Will check in later, ops tempo permitting.
Last night was slow, so this one will probably be crazy.
>> Look who she had for a son
I caused her nothing but grief.. except the last years, with the granddaughters who loved her so… and the night before she passed, I held her hand and told her I loved her.
Damn. It was like yesterday. Cept it wasn’t.
Hey look, it’s phat!
SUP PHAT!
Thanks for the heads up that Survivorman is on. Love this show, even if he is a bit of hippie. And Canadian.
And she loved you so, too, Dave.
*hugs Dave, slipping him a cookie before dinner*
I wonder what Alvin Greene is doing right now.
Writing Joe Biden’s next speech.
heh
http://thetandd.com/animal-rights-group-says-drone-shot-down/article_017a720a-56ce-11e1-afc4-001871e3ce6c.html
Hugs, Dave. Eyes are leaking. Stupid allergies. Yeah. Allergies.
SHARK (SHowing Animals Respect and Kindness)
I guess SARK would have been too damn funny.
yeah, I know.
*stops being Mr. Downer*
Dave???
http://tinyurl.com/6wdv2tb
That is some funny shit hahahahaha
“I wonder what Alvin Greene is doing right now.”
I think he’s acting as Santorums media coach.
ChrisPy – Really?!
Shim, I may be stealing that pic in your Hit Girl link.
Aggie ya think that shutting down a bird shoot and flying over it you won’t get shot?
OsoC I figured. Cool? Cool!
Chief, see for yourself:
http://tinyurl.com/7efjpvd
Open mouth, insert foot. Now the other one…
Shim, very cool!
Aggie ya think that shutting down a bird shoot and flying over it you won’t get shot?
Those people thrive on fungi, not logic, Vmax. Any fool could have told them that, but no…. they thought “I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO DO THIS!!!ELEVENTY111!!” would stop the pigeon hunters from shooting at it.
Fucktards never learn.
Mare needs to work on her bedhead!
http://tinyurl.com/7r8s66a
Stole it!
Now, I was thinking that the pigeon hunters could just tell a judge that the drone looked like a REALLY big pigeon…..
Oops
.
Evening, fuckers of hose.
Good evening, drinker of ghetto beer!
Hotspur – Any of your boy friends at the ghetto bar offered to buy you a glass of white wine yet tonite? Oh, and which little black dress are you wearing. . . the strapless number?
Ghetto beer, indeed!
MCPO, you are going to be a great Grampa. I love bebes and I am so excited for you!
Hola, HS!
Ghetto beer: Cleaning ‘Spur’s colon since ….
The skiing portion of the day is over. Now is the time when we drink.
Crazy Bear – Yeah, I’m stoked. Sweet Julia just sent me a pic of the sweetest baby Teddy Bear slippers. . . W-A-Y cute!
Nobody offered to buy me a drink. Cheap fucks.
Cheer up, Hotspur. At least they aren’t charging you rent for the stool.
Chief, do you have a Target near you? We have really cute Disney onesies on clearance.
Happy Birthday Rosetta!
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/happy-birthday-surprise.gif
Crazy Bear – Yes, we do. . . I’ll check it out, thanks.
Pupster, that’s the worst funny gif ever
Nobody offered to buy me a drink.
I’ll bet they offered to push in your stool.
Aggie – Wasn’t it quite thoughtful of him to offer the Vaseline 1st?
Well, it was the guy’s birthday, MCPO
Low hanging fruit alert!
^^HAHAHAHAHA!
Pupster punch yourself in the poon – repeatedly.
Pupster punch yourself in the poon – repeatedly.
Just another Saturday night at the Pupster house. . .
The sun is close enough to the yardarm that we’ve knocked off for the day.
Someone, for the love of all that is holy, beer me.
*gives Brad a bottle of Maker’s Mark and a glass*
You poor guy. How YOU doin’?
*beers xbrad
I hope it’s not too cold. It’s been sitting in the snow all day.
I tried to match my hubby drink for drink last night. Fell “asleep” at 8pm. Said never again. Doing it again tonight. I may as well say “Nighty Night” now.
The beer is juuuuust right, Car in.
And the M/M will go nicely as an after dinner drink.
Lots and lots of stuff going on during the unpacking. And of course, you can never find the stuff you really need. Like, the hardware for the book cases. And since almost half the boxes moved were books, getting the book cases up and stable was pretty critical. Had to call a friend from church to assist. We jury rigged it, and it should hold through any but the very worst earthquakes.
Hi CaRIN.
http://tinyurl.com/7cgavks
The beer is juuuuust right, Car in.
*weeps silently*
Xbrad-please explain this “move” thing. I thought you were helping you niece. What is this move of which you speak?
Pups, that gif captures Michigan fans after tonights basketball game. Perfect!
Car in, this week, I’m helping my sister move. Next week, it’s off to Oregon for to help the niece.
*passes beer to Aggie to ease the pain. It’s not fair, because I have snow
Aggie, you KNOW I love that Maker’s Mark.
I’m delaying enjoying it. Until after dinner. When I can really appreciate it!
I need a planner or something to keep your schedule straight. Mom is ok w/o you?
Brad is a sucker.
I’m happy you have the snow, Carin.
I sure as hell don’t want it!
Car in, Mom should be OK without me.
On the other hand, if she dies, I won’t be a suspect, and should collect my inheritance pretty quickly.
My dad is under the care of my stepmother in my absence. Which should be ok , but the last two times he’s gotten sick was when I was gone and she was there.
http://tinyurl.com/76dbs2p
but should be able to put out the fires quickly. Then hopefully quiet for rest of shift.
Hope you have a very quiet shift, phat.
“Meant to start that comment with: Crazy busy now, but…”
Stupid sobriety!
Pupstah, that birthday / lube one had me in stitches!
*guffaws*
Making orange chicken for dinner.
Well, warming some frozen orange chicken nugget thingys.
Who knew I moved my sis to a NC pre-kindergarten?
Did rosetta post any Henry pictures? If not, why isn’t he banned?
Any good movies (recommendations) on Netflix?I’m drawing a blank here
Mr. TiFW is feeling poorly, and Rebecca is chattering away while he’s trying to watch a movie.
I’m guessing now isn’t the right time to remind Mr. TiFW that there was a day when we were worried that Rebecca might not ever talk…..
Jimbro, not sure what you have seen. I actually enjoyed Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas. I wasn’t stoned.
Dunno if it’s on Netflix, but it’s always a good time to watch Band of Brothers again.
I wasn’t stoned. May have been tipsy. Or drunk.
I liked their first one, need to see the next two. While scanning through Netflix, my little minion saw Edward Scissorhands and insisted we watch it again. Kids! We end up watching Christmas movies all year long when they’re given their “pick” of the stack o’ DVD’s
Band of Brothers is great cinema. When they have a marathon on cable it’s like, hold the farkin phone, I’m not leaving the house
Jimbro, I like that the Harold and Kumar movies are just offensive. They balance the offensiveness without bias.
I’ll be watching Paul later.
Jimbro, if you can stand subtitles and are in the mood for parkour/kung-fu, District B-13 is pretty good.
The Sound of Music
Jimbro – “Ashura” if you like Japanese period pieces.
Oso, I’m more offended by the Hollywood liberal agenda than any ethnic jokes, scatological humor or moronic behavior. In fact, the latter three define “good movie” for me. That and, well, blowing shit up and car chases with classic muscle cars
You really want those damn kids off your lawn, eh, MCPO?
http://tinyurl.com/83bzdsb
Obama makes it official – the 2012 election is gonna be all about race:
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/02/18/obama-releases-official-dnc-poster-urban-unity/
(and dear God, the “official” poster looks like someone drew a bunch of red and blue forks – it’s one of the ugliest things I’ve seen in a long time…..)
Band of Bros, Paul, Harold and kumar: not on Netflix
Ashura, District b13 are on it and on my queue (sp?)
Sound of Music: let me get back to you after I grow out my ponytail
Jimbro, I like humor that goes both ways, car chases and splodey.
I enjoyed District B-13, too, Leon. It was a bit left for me, but still fun.
Eye candy was good, too
Jimbro, is Killer Elite there? I’m cheap. I Redbox.
If you haven’t seen Hot Fuzz…
No Killer Elite on Netflix
My fiancée gets discounted netflix as part of her college deal for nursing school. Im not sure how it works, she explained once but I did the old: “Oh yeah honey? That’s interesting!”
Does your fiance get to wear a “sexy nurse” costume also?
Jimbro
I have heard that netflix has a show called Lillyhammer staring Steven Van Zand of e street band and Sopranos fame. It is said to be conservative red meat meets gangster in Norway.
Did anybody help anybody else to save the Teen Center today?
If you haven’t seen Hot Fuzz…
Awesome flick!
Does your fiance get to wear a “sexy nurse” costume also?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Rats.
My hubby is watching Burlesque. I’m not saying but I may be worrying. He lettered in tennis.
V that lilyhammer has 8 episodes, I’ll check it out
Brad, I’ve got a lot of mileage out of the whole naughty nurse thing. Some days it works and some days it backfires. I’m a percentage guy though, I figure if you ask enough your odds are gonna be higher.
Am I right ladies?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/65876163@N00/6900022391/in/photostream
Sometimes, Jimbro’s costume games don’t work out too well…
http://youtu.be/eosFml0rhXY
Oso
I briefly wondered about hubby’s man card, then I remembered my best friend was a basketball cheerleader. He legitimately had felt every girls butt and had most of them in his face with out 1 complaint.
Win!
Jimbro what I hear is the 8 is last season. This season starts this month.
Am I right ladies?
*nods wisely*
Nice blade, Dave…
*drools*
Could be worse:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/68908803@N03/6278590453/
Any Lilyhammer would be new to me, so it’s all season 1
Vmax, he’s watching BURLESQUE!!!
Huh. Never knew it was Janine Lindemulder.
She looks like shit since she got out of prison.
Dave,I ordered this one today:
http://www.knivesshipfree.com/product_info.php?cPath=864&products_id=17518
I had some rewards points to knock the price down.
As an aside: The owner of the company is a pastor of some sort who’s wife was just diagnosed with brain cancer.
So, Oso, he’s watching Christina Ag, and some other hootchie, sashaying around in skimpy outfits.
Xbad, don’t take up for him!
Oso, before she got fat, I was pretty keen in Christina.
nice cutter Jimbro.
I have several knives. Kershaw makes a fine one.. the Onion.
http://youtu.be/q560xzzkOxE
He has been speculating on the weight differential between the movie and The Voice. Calling her Miss Piggy doesn’t help his case.
Ask her if you can borrow some ass, Oso…
Good night H2ers, my naughty nurse just got home from the hockey game. UMO lost to UMass, she may need some “consoling”.
Mwaa hahaha!
Roamy’s new project? http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkekklYhDp1qhuoxao1_500.png
Dave,
Onion is a family:
Chive, Scallion, Sweet, Shallot, etc…
They ARE very nice, however.
If’n I could work and had a few bucks, they would be right up there!
Salary of retired US Presidents ………….$180,000 FOR LIFE
Salary of House/Senate …………………..$174,000 FOR LIFE
Salary of Speaker of the House ………….$223,500 FOR LIFE
Salary of Majority/Minority Leaders ……. $193,400 FOR LIFE
Average Salary of a teacher ……………. $40,065
Average Salary of Soldier DEPLOYED IN AFGHANISTAN …….. $38,000
WAF
I enjoyed District B-13, too, Leon. It was a bit left for me, but still fun.
It’s only leftist from an American perspective, I think. To a frenchman, it’s the revolution story retold for the modern era. Thankfully, they’re justified this time, and it doesn’t end in a lot of guillotining. Just revenge against criminality, official and otherwise.
Andy, I don’t know of any rocket engines powerful enough to lift that ass.
This is my other knife.
http://tinyurl.com/7f3dqry
Just revenge against criminality, official and otherwise.
That was how I filtered it.
Did I mention the eye candy?
Wiser,
That’s just pathetic, isn’t it?
Priorities? We have none.
Can you imagine a Waxman, Waters, or Reid getting that, for life, for their “service” to their country?
And what do the Dogfaces, sqids, jarheads, and zoomies get?
ZIP!
Spit!
Can you imagine a Waxman, Waters, or Reid getting that, for life, for their “service” to their country?
Actually, that’s the part that infuriates me the most.
Those scum do everything they can to tear this country apart as they profit from it immensely
infuriating…
Wiser, the good news is, when the country goes tits up, we’ll default on paying them.
Is there a figure for the amount that a retiring teacher gets with a cushy pension in one of the liberal bastions around the country?
I seem to remember some of those teachers in California/Illinois/etc. getting a ridiculously sweet deal…..
Wiser, the good news is, when the country goes tits up, we’ll default on paying them.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oooooo, I do so envy you your naivete….
Teresa,
The teachers get it good, but no where as good as the administration.
We’ve got districts here with an administrator for every 4 teachers. They ALL make six-figures…
The districts could lop-off four levels of middle-management and pay the teacher well (based on performance!), and be bucks-up!
That will NEVER happen.
Thanks NEA!
Nice Dave
I have several Scallions, Chives, and Blurs. Onion is a great designer. I also like Kershaw and Al Mar is a fave
Damn. I think the last knife I paid money for was a little Spyderco.
Xbrad,
The only way we’ll get out of paying those scum-sucking parasites for the rest of their lives is if, somehow, their lives are cut-short, IYKWISAITYD…
The teachers get it good, but no where as good as the administration.
ayup…
As I said in a previous thread, where I live, they have a $100million ed budget. Just $16mil goes to the teachers. The other $84mil goes to admin.
but whenever they need more money, the first line of offense is “you hate teachers???”
The only thing the teachers union does is make sure union leaders and their willing accomplices in the ed system admin keep making the big bucks, while the teachers get screwed.
Wiser,
Exactumondo!
Then, the threat is: “We’re going to have to lay-off firemen, cops, and teachers!”
You don’t want that, do you? You heartless bastards! After all, It’s for the children!
Wiser is right Unions suck donkey balls sweaty stinky slimy stinky donkey balls.
Ride those unions like a rented scooter Chris!
Wiser is right
That needs to be made into an H2 category…….
We are riding the gravy train on biscuit wheels and all why don’t you go home.
Wiser
Signing out.
Polite Zeke says good night.
Vmax,
The NEA is a creation of the same folks that own the banks that make-up the federal reserve.
If you think you have a common interest, you would be mistaken…
Kill teaching critical thinking – vs – indoctrination.
Stop teaching history/civics.
Instead teach;
Columbus was the oppressor and killed the indigenous peoples, etc…
Generate legions of young people with no skills, but all the ‘talking-points’.
The colleges are looking at entering freshmen and asking; Why can’t they read?
Look where it leads.
We saw the result at the last major election. Fortunately, many of those folks are, now, VERY bummed about the result of their “Historic” vote.
Unfortunately, the GOP is doing it’s damnedest to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. They might just make it.
If they do, the SCoaMF will appoint two Supreme Court judges, and we will be done,
But you know all this, and I’m just ranting.
The whiskey is doing its job!
nytol
Those indoor/outdoor heated pol dealios are cool.
CAR IN!!!
How YOU doin’?
**sigh**
Am I here all alone?
//pulls off pants.
Oh, Good Lord.
When I see headlines like this:
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/02/18/santorum-obama-believes-in-a-phony-ideology-not-a-theology-based-on-the-bible/
Now I understand why Pawlenty proposed a social issues truce.
The only thing ANY Republican candidate should be talking about at ALL is jobs and spending.
JOBS.
SPENDING.
That’s FUCKING IT!!
Damn. It’s like my sex life in here.
I’m all alone!
I have two wound-up kids that do NOT want to go to sleep.
I need the link for that clown.
Click here, Roamy.
Dammit. I posted the news all over FB but not here. Science Olympiad was today, and we cleaned up. Middle school finished 2nd, only 5 points behind the winner and hated rival. (3rd place was 70 points behind us.) High school finished 2nd, also 7 points behind the winner and hated rival (same school, upper grades). Rocketboy won two 1st place and one 2nd place, Mini-me won a 1st, a 2nd, and a 3rd.
http://tinyurl.com/865amp4
So, Sean AND Roamy show up.
And don’t even say hi…
//cuts wrists.
**hands XBrad a ham and Tillamook sharp cheddar cheese sammich, a shot of Gentleman Jack, and a brownie.
**hands Sean the same except Diet Dr. Pepper
**still doesn’t say hi.
Uh, HELLO?!
How about EXTRA Sharp Cheddar!
Good help is SO hard to find these days.
Should I say hi now? Because I don’t think you’re supposed to reward that kind of passive-aggressive behavior.
Hey, I was happy to find Tillamook in Alabama.
Somehow, that sounds dirty.
When I drove through Tillamook a couple years ago, I was pressed for time. I decided to go to the air museum, and skip the Tillamook Creamery. I should have gone to the cheese factory…
Sean, what’s new and exciting in the local news industry?
I think they have Tillamook all over these days. Well, maybe not in Wisconsin.
I think they have
TillamookiPads all over these days. Well, maybe not inWisconsinMichigan.FTFCar in
Not a damn thing, b-rad. They declared a moratorium on any news that didn’t involve Whitney Houston this past week.
I’m going to hit the hay. Squishy hugs and good night!
Oh, great. I just barfed all over the Cal T-shirt I’m wearing…
http://alumni.berkeley.edu/travel/cal-discoveries/latin-america/cuba
Damn. It’s like my sex life in here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODMYcTJGRiY
I dunno, Sean. In these tight economic times, a hot Cuban whooooore sounds like a real bargain.
Huh. Maybe that’s what they mean by “meaningful interaction with local people.”
ummm Dave?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siXeze0B4io
Good morning again ladies.
Anyone still here? The IT stormtroopers have blocked a large number of my favorites, again.
Surprised wordpress survived the pogrom.
Alsthough the formatting is now whacked.
Dang. North Korea is one fucked-up country. Every one of those kids was 17.
Malnutrition is a bitch.
Alright, guys, I’m out. Here’s some less disturbing guitar…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5zioPOIFb4
There should be a reality show called “A White Guy Walks Around East St. Louis Saturday Night at 3am”.
———————-
I’ve done that. I was scared enough to stop drinking.
Strange. Nobody is still up at 5am on a Sunday. It’s almost as if I don’t know you people anymore.
Au contraire, still here, still on shift.
God a little busy for a bit, but it’s quieted down now.
A big thanks to whoever put MST3K episodes on you tube.
Whew. Dishes done, bathrooms cleaned and I ran 8 miles.
Time to paint the house…..right after I refloor the kitchen.
That beats me, Scott. I fed cats and dog, injected insulin in a cat and gave the dog her morning medications. Then I boiled water so I could steep teabags and make a pitcher of iced tea for the day.
Heh. Scott is picking up cArIn’s slack.
@work again, gotta finish this project today.
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/at-work.gif
Just got home from work, toasted a bagel, unzipped my flight suit in a sexy manner, crawled into bed and got denied morning sex.
Top that, bitches!
Seriously though, after a 12 hr midnight shift it was for the best.
The only reason I’m up right now is the fam is getting ready to go to church and I want to see them off before I hit the rack.
I suck at darts this year.
BOOOOOO!
Whew. Dishes done, bathrooms cleaned and I ran 8 miles.
Time to paint the house…..right after I refloor the kitchen.
Yeah, Pupster, I read that and thought, “Carin?”
Good morning.
Wakey wakey
HA. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7fz0jpuLkM&feature=relmfu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxxNvfVfDB0
I thought it was clever.
http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/knicksblog/espn_apologizes_for_racist_lin_headline_K6t1xZL0lDXB4kya0osrwN
I’m going to kick Cuffy’s ass for taking down his blogs.
This sort of female on male violence kills posts. That and scorpions.
Shim, I rescued a couple of your comments out of spam, wordpress doesn’t like youtube links with no additional text, apparently.
It was because manlez gave teh aids. Shoulda known. was same link tried 2 ways. Thanks Pup, if I wasn’t so lazy I woulda jumped on board a few years back when the keys were being handed out. I went to the liquor store instead.
Mmmmm’good morning wakey coffee.
HA.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7fz0jpuLkM&feature=relmfu
After that commercial, I bought 2 brazillion shares of Liquid Plumr.
3rd cup. *yawn* Morning, LigerCyn.
You use a cup, Shim?
*rolls line open another few drips*
Piker.
semantics! MUG. Green=fav; large=18oz
I put this up at the other place yesterday. Tell me if you like it. K? K!
http://youtu.be/ywQutN0j33o
http://tinyurl.com/6s3bg6m/
Why
Is
My
New
Laptop
So
Fucking
Slow?
If it had junk, I’d kick it
If it had ass, I’d have Wiserbuddy tap it
Is a peendle a pull toy?
Doesn’t anyone go the the early Mass with all the old people?
*holds up lighter to Shim for his comment rockin’*
I do, Shim
Not for nuthin’, but look what I found while unpacking my sister’s book collection:
http://tinyurl.com/7llcsx3
Good morning, Brad!
*gives Brad a cup of coffee, ashtray and a pack of cigarettes*
Aggie, I thought you would know, I already have a cup of coffee and a pack of smokes handy before I even think off commenting.
I could use a comb though. My hair looks a bit like Laura’s.
http://tinyurl.com/896c43z/
Cup. Heh. Piker.
Not for nuthin’, but look what I found while unpacking my sister’s book collection:
http://tinyurl.com/7llcsx3
Heh heh; that’s a keeper.
Not for nuthin’, but look what I found while unpacking my sister’s book collection:
http://tinyurl.com/7llcsx3
HAHAHA
I was actually on that thread when Ace got mad.
So, you want me to take them back, Brad.
That’s fine….
Anyone else excited about the gas prices?
Yeah, Obama is keeping one of his promises!
Best Sunday Book Thread EVER!
Aggie, I could use a donut…
Mornin’, all.
Mr. TiFW is still sick.
Not “Man-Cold” sick, but he doesn’t feel good.
DD#1 called this morning – she’s been sick for a while now. She asked me what Mono feels like. Ummmm – it’s been 33 YEARS since I had Mono; I don’t exactly remember what my symptoms were…..
This. Poat. Is. S-l-o-w.
Excellent example for a 15 year old:
http://tinyurl.com/7mkwb4s
Aggie, I could use a donut…
I’m 0 for 2, so you better ask someone else
If one drops the butter twice before getting it into the pan while making a Greek (bad ecomony) omlette, would it be advisable to have Frosted Flakes instead?
(bad spelling)
Sorry xbrad,
I thought ‘Unpacking my sister’s book collection’ was a euphemism for something best left unspoken.
So…nice book?
Please do not bring your hang-over to the New Poat.
MCPO, I thought all the snow by you melted?
http://tinyurl.com/7byv7b8