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Hey! It’s almost Valentine’s Day, and while most of you cynical fucks will think, ‘Peshaw, another made up holiday,’ I submit that it might be more fun to spend a few romantical-ness-ly-er-ist moments with your significant other. Then ask for this.

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Today’s model hails from across the pond, in merry ol’ England. She has done quite a bit of work with mainstream magazines, but that doesn’t mean she’s shy about stripping down to her birthday suit. A quick GIS will turn up many, many images of our BBF model, Keeley Hazel!!!!

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The one handed clicks required for this section are brought to you in part by the $68 Louis Vuitton condom.  Yeah, I’d probably pay that much in a pinch, but pre-planned? Which is kind of what condoms are all about?  Not so much.  Today’s random stupidness will be related to Feb 14th.  We’ll return to our normal schedule of stupid shit next week.

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842 – Charles the Bald and Louis the German swear the Oaths of Strasbourg in the French and German languages.

1556 – Thomas Cranmer is declared a heretic.

1843 – The event that inspired the Beatles song Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite is held in England.

1849 – In New York City, James Knox Polk becomes the first serving President of the United States to have his photograph taken.

1859 – Oregon is admitted as the 33rd U.S. state.

1876 – Alexander Graham Bell applies for a patent for the telephone, as does Elisha Gray.

1899 – Voting machines are approved by the U.S. Congress for use in federal elections.

1912 – Arizona is admitted as the 48th U.S. state.

1919 – The Polish-Soviet War begins.

1920 – The League of Women Voters is founded in Chicago, Illinois.

1929 – Saint Valentine’s Day massacre: Seven people, six of them gangster rivals of Al Capone’s gang, are murdered in Chicago, Illinois.

1962 – First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy takes television viewers on a tour of the White House.

1989 – Iranian leader Ruhollah Khomeini issues a fatwa encouraging Muslims to kill the author of The Satanic Verses, Salman Rushdie.

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Famous Deaths

270 – St. Valentine

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Editor’s note:  Soccer is still for fags. Have a great weekend. I have the Rock n’ Roll Half Marathon, so if you see the headline in the St. Pete Times, ‘Man With Huge Penis Dies in Race’, you’ll know its me.

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371 Comments

  1. That last picture is pretty nice.

  2. the last picture needs an ass.

  3. Good luck on the half!

  4. Underboob.

  5. Did Coulter get booed? If not, why not?

  6. Pigtails!

  7. Under boobage win!

  8. Sorta got a side boob in there as well.

  9. Me LIKEE!

  10. Is it Friday?

    I mean, her BMI is pretty low…

  11. Those aren’t pigtails.

    They’re handlebars.

  12. VaROOM! VAROOM!

  13. TITTAYS

  14. They’re handlebars.

    Or restraints.

  15. Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
    While handicapped people,
    Make handicapped faces.

    I’m an asshole.

  16. MJ, as a blogger at H&B, I commend you ;)

  17. Greetings, fellow boob enthusiasts.

  18. Keeley Hazel, 4 E’s in her name, that’s gotta mean something. She looks very smart. Nice job MJ.

  19. *sings harmony*

    He’s the world’s biggest asshole.

  20. Who you calling a boob, Sean?

    Oh, wait. Thought there was a comma there – was just a speck of lunch. Sorry….

  21. I feel like tyin one on today. So, I’m gonna. Raise it up or fill it up, fruit salads. http://youtu.be/TP5cjnVGJ38

  22. Why does the soccer ball in the last picture have a gold maxi pad stuck to it?

  23. ————————–
    Senor Cockblock. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

  24. Can someone tell me what that bitch Coulter said?

  25. L to R

    Pupster (running the project meeting), Subcontractor

  26. Mare is scaring me.

    *hides behind couch

    I think this all started with MJ encouraging her to swear.

  27. Why does the soccer ball in the last picture have a gold maxi pad stuck to it?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    FIFA ain’t too smart. They approved that for the 2006 World Cup balls, I believe. Son wanted an official one when we were in Germany, but Hubby refused to pay that much money for a ball with Kotex painted all over it.

  28. I feel like tyin one on today. So, I’m gonna.

    Have one for me.I’m on restriction.

    Stupid scale.

  29. That BBF model seems nice.

  30. Not sure what she said, but Andy left a tweet over in the last poat, Mare.

  31. Nice boobage and linkage, MJ.

    Arizona, bookmarked.

  32. Soccer is still for fags.

    Bless yer heart, go with that if it makes you feel better about yourself…

    nice boobage though

  33. Now Notre Dame is expressing disapproval over having to comply with Obamacare. I wonder if they regret having this Pro-Abortion No-Matter-the-Circumstances/N.O.W. Cunnilinguist deliver that commencement address a couple years ago.

    Fuck them. They get what the deserve.

  34. NOTRE DAME CAN GO FUCK ITSELF ON A STICK WITH HOT SAUCE!!!!

    Oy….got dark there for a second….

  35. This seems on-topic: NYPost: Breast Case Scenario

  36. I wonder what that stunt did for Notre Dame’s donations.

  37. I’m in an airport waiting lounge, and there is a band. They are playing “The Girl from Ipanema” and the trumpet player just broke out a conch shell and played a two minute solo on it.

    My life.

  38. Soccer is still for fags.

    I’d give you an “amen,” but…

  39. Whatever the “compromise” offered by Mr. Obama, I DO NOT want my tax dollars to pay for abortions. Period. End of Sentence. Which part of that don’t these crazy-ass Marxists understand?

  40. the trumpet player just broke out a conch shell and played a two minute solo on it.

    Lounge of the Flies.

  41. Chief, abortion is a woman’s RIGHT.

    Obviously you need further re-education.

  42. Today’s model needs an ass … not the boy kind she has.

  43. My life.

    I feel for you…

  44. Hi Sean.

    Hi Sean.

    http://tinyurl.com/7c8j8e8

  45. I like her ass.

  46. Is it friday already?

  47. Howdy, Rich!

    Yes, it is.

  48. Aggie – Tomame ahora Senor, como he visto el cielo!

  49. ” … the trumpet player just broke out a conch shell and played a two minute solo on it.”

    I would say you’ve had an OUTSTANDIND day then.

  50. Better, aggie!

  51. Thanks for the inspirational pics.

  52. It makes my head hurt!!

    http://tinyurl.com/7otl7os

  53. Please tell me you are having nice weather, MCPO??

  54. That is a nice butt Aggie

  55. Wow Aggie, thanks for that link. My kinda girl..

  56. Aggie – Snow tonight and tomorrow. Highs in the high 20s throughout the weekend.

  57. Hi Rich!

    Hug?

    http://tinyurl.com/7otwh3s

  58. Hey Aggie, do you comment under IRA Darth Aggie at the bigger, sexier, flashier, better known site?

  59. Which part of that don’t these crazy-ass Marxists understand?

    The part where you’re not giving them your money.

  60. I like the new twitter option of looking at the pic without opening a new tab.

  61. the left = the mob

  62. I sent beasnette some Shari’s berries. They better show up today.

    I checked it’s shipping status. Half a dozen dipped berries is four pounds. o_O

  63. Those are some big berries.

  64. dingleberries

  65. I put a roof over Herself’s head and food in her belly. Is that enough to show love on Saint Valentine’s Day?

  66. So let’s get this straight – Herself works full time, and you golf and make bread.

    I think you better get her some chocolate.

  67. Golfing is kinda like a gift.,

  68. I was serious. Underwear is a great gift.

  69. Hey, if I was in Florida golfing, she could have the entire Hobbit Hole to herself!

  70. xBrad – Every time I read another press release from the Navy knob gobbling flag officers in the 5-sided puzzle palace, I’m glad I’m retired!

    Bunch of PC assholes!

  71. I put a roof over Herself’s head and food in her belly. Is that enough to show love on Saint Valentine’s Day?

    “I’ll take ‘Famous Last Words’ for $1000, Alex.”

  72. Mabus is something of a disaster as SecNav, ain’t he?

  73. Sean – You think I should get her a six pack of Diet Dr. Pepper?

  74. do you comment under IRA Darth Aggie

    No, when I do comment there, I use the same nic as here.

    Also, that commenter is a guy ;)

  75. Huh, weird. I always thought it was a strange coincidence. The Santorum people are really hot and bothered in there, today.

  76. Is the six pack of Diet Dr Pepper encrusted with precious stones?

  77. Just got around to actually reading the poat.

    ‘Man With Huge Penis In His Ass Dies in Race’, you’ll know its me.

    fixt

  78. Aggie, how much longer must we wait for pics of you and the Travelling Red (Aggie Maroon) Dress?

    Why?! Why do you make us wait?!

  79. HAHAHAHA!!!

    I have a scheduled photo shoot for Tuesday. Sometime Wednesday I will post, ok???

  80. Is the six pack of Diet Dr Pepper encrusted with precious stones?

    HA! She got all of the jewelry she’s getting while I was working for a living!

  81. I have a scheduled photo shoot for Tuesday. Sometime Wednesday I will post, ok???

    Have them take a few “special” ones and email them to me. TYIA!

  82. Pupster?

    http://tinyurl.com/7g5btjl

  83. is it Wed. yet???

  84. Rock and roll, Pups!

    http://tinyurl.com/7kxch9b

  85. Good Afternoon Tards!

    Getting dragged to a benefit trivia night tonight. It’s at the high school, so no booze. FML.

    Will have to surreptitiously ‘pregame’.

  86. Awww, phat, that sounds like fun.

    Ok, that sounds like MY kind of fun. Hope you enjoy it anyway :)

  87. Since it’s a benefit for the high school band, working on my ’80’s music knowledge.

    Here’s a blast from the past: a very young Mitch Easter rocking the Rickenbacker. Cuteness warning: it has puppies!

    http://tinyurl.com/7r55h78

  88. is it Wed. yet???

    I didn’t know you were innarested in ogling shirtless dudes, TG.

    NTTAWWT.

  89. Phat:

    That is all.

  90. Here’s a blast from the past

    Wow…the hair…

  91. Thank god I was at a military academy in the 80’s! Given my music taste at the time, I fear I would have been sporting a similar helmet.

  92. …not to mention the mascara!

  93. And the blush and eyeliner…

  94. Andy, normally I’d go with that plan, but the wife will object strenuously. We got invited by neighbors who’s kid is in the band.

    I do have to work early on Sat (6am), I may be able to sneak out early.

    I am vaguely curious at the band faggotry that will be on display. So glad my girls play sports!

  95. Aggie,

    That’s what I meant! Got my cosmetics confused for a bit.

  96. My poor kid, he’s a victim of bullying and he can’t really do anything about it. Apparently, the word ‘chode’ is slang for a small penis (MJ can you confirm this?) and the kids have gotten a little kick out of calling Cody – Chodey. He trains MMA and plays Rugby and every kid knows he could take them down in a heartbeat and they also know that’s why Cody won’t touch them. He just called me about ready to blow a gasket because his best friend did it to him in class a few times today and he said it was all he could do to keep it together. He’s 18 and knows the ramifications of altercations and also knows someone is gonna get hurt if it keeps up. I told him to drop everything and call his buddy and tell him exactly what’s going on in his head right now and just talk to him like a man. I hope he’s doing it, I really don’t want to be blowing money on bail right now.

  97. I always understood chode (or choad) to be another name for the taint.

  98. When I was in HS, Chode meant the same as taint.

    If not, tell him to use the Sam Kinison line: You’re right, I have a small dick. In fact it’s tiny. That’s why your mom won’t mind when I fuck her in the ass.

  99. Another important question for MJ.

    And you thought your life was meaningless.

  100. Sean and I went to the same high school?

  101. I put a roof over Herself’s head and food in her belly. Is that enough to show love on Saint Valentine’s Day?

    Yes, along with a single red rose in a vase as a centerpiece.

    Mr. Beasn bought me a dozen pink roses for V. Day, a week or so ago when they were $15. They are $28 this week.

    WINNING!

  102. Dammit. Where’d that .gif of Maria Menounos in a Giants bikini go? I posted it here, and now I can’t find it!

  103. I learn something new everyday here.

    GML, I hope Cody will act wisely. Actually, I’m sure he will. I really hope the other kid acts wisely where Cody is concerned.

  104. If not, tell him to use the Sam Kinison line: You’re right, I have a small dick. In fact it’s tiny. That’s why your mom won’t mind when I fuck her in the ass.

    Ooooo…good one.

    *pokes GML*

    Pass that on to your kid. Smart ass comebacks are better than a punch to the snoot.

  105. Guy,

    It’s tough to break through the testosterone and get a message through. Humor is the best way to deflect it. The perps come off looking like tools and you come off looking funny and magnanimous.

    Our British exchange officer once claimed you could say anything to an American chick in a british accent and she’d still think it was cute. His favorite pick up line:

    ‘Excuse me, how would you like to see the smallest penis in the British Isles? It’s not really a proper penis at all, just two inches of sinew and gristle.’

    Yep, it got him laid that night.

  106. I like it MJ. The problem is, Cody doesn’t cuss. I’ve always told him he can say anything he hear’s me or his mom say and our kids have never heard us cuss. So, he will have to find another way of saying how he would insert his penis into her sphincter in an act of love making.

  107. So, he will have to find another way of saying how he would insert his penis into her sphincter in an act of love making.
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    That is so much worse!

  108. Yeah, that phrase kinda loses it’s luster when you put it that way.

  109. Thanks Phat – Cody is a funny kid. He usually leans on humor, but I think this time the kids laid it on a little thick and he’d had his fill of it. He’s been up late studying for the ACT the last couple of nights as well and could be fatigue has gotten the better of him as well.

  110. Wow, GML….

  111. That is so much worse!

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    ROLAFMO!

  112. Even my mom has dropped an F bomb. Of course, we regretted the circumstances that caused the word to be uttered, and the ensuing beating that followed closely.

  113. He doesn’t have to use curse words. Just say ‘well, your mom didn’t have a problem with it…..’

  114. On the other hand, it’s not nice to disrespect moms.

  115. Most excellent BBF girl and links today MJ!

    You get a gold star and a little something extra today: http://is.gd/Kidq9F

  116. You get a gold star and a little something extra today:
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    That made my day. Thanks!

  117. the word Cody is looking for is squeakhole

  118. He doesn’t have to use curse words. Just say ‘well, your mom didn’t have a problem with it…..’

    – – – – –

    Cody usually internalizes everything and eventually blows up, he’s not very reactionary. He feels cheated and gets razzed for being short, he’s only 5′-4″, and I fear the short man disease could be overcoming him. To the point where he feels everyone is making fun of him. The poor kid went through puberty at 10 years old and his growth plates closed up fast so, he’s pretty much set at that height. He’s built like a freakin’ tank though, so much so that we have to have his clothes tailored because he can’t buy off the shelf. You know how it hurts to see your kids hurt and wish you could do something for them though. I would go and beat a mudhole in everyone of those kids but that wouldn’t do him any good. I’m just letting him vent on me and trying to give him the best advice I can and telling him he’s got to figure out a way to make it stop or learn to deal with it.

    I may go get him drunk and buy him a hooker tonight just for the sport of it.

  119. And Dork my bad

  120. Guy,

    Sometimes no reaction is the best. Or, better yet, embrace it.

    My Air Force nickname is PHAT for god-sakes. It’s on my flightsuit name tag.

    The Wing Commander even calls me Phat. I’ve embraced it.

    I played Rugby in college after I got cut by the football team, Cody will be called much worse if he continues to play.

  121. The Santorum people are really hot and bothered in there, today.

  122. You are obviously a very good dad, Guy. It is hard to watch and there’s only so much we can do.

    You’d be the best dad evah if you spring for blow, though, too. Unless you were saving that for graduation.

  123. Pupster FTW.

  124. My Air Force nickname is PHAT for god-sakes.
    ————
    Good point. My lacrosse nickname was beaver. Beaver for chrissakes.

  125. Crying laughing, Pupster!!! HAHAHA!

  126. Oof Dah, sports nicknames. Oh so many, oh so cruel.

  127. Yeah, Cody needs to learn to deal and laugh the stupid shit off. Don’t want him getting all Napoleonic.

    Height does not make the man. I’ve known a couple of ‘short’ guys whose personalities/attitudes made them giants. HAWT!

    And I do know about seeing ‘red’ when it comes to wanting to protect the kids. It’s why I run it by Mr. Beasn before I fly out the door with my rubber fist at the ready. He’s more levelheaded than my mom nature.

  128. Phat –

    I can relate, to you and him. I was called Gay, instead of Guy, for most of my youth – middle school was exceptionally rough, but in Pasadena, Texas in the 70’s and 80’s things were handled on the playground with a captive audience surrounding you and teachers looking the other way. I can laugh it off now and it just doesn’t even bother me when it happens to this day, he is learning to cope with it now as its something that’s really new to him. He was really respected on the racetrack when he raced nationals and nobody taunted him because they knew they were about to get their ass waxed on the track. Its just a learning experience for him and hopefully we can make a positive out of it. I’m still leaning towards drinking and hookers tonight though.

    He just now told me that his buddy apologized to him via text.

  129. Speaking of hawt, that dwarf on Game of Thrones, is a handsome little sonofabitch.

  130. Beaver??

    I guess you learned to embrace it, eh, MJ??

  131. Guy, have you told your son your Gay story? He isn’t the only one and won’t be the last.

  132. EMBRACE TEH BEAVER!

  133. I guess you learned to embrace it, eh, MJ??
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    Heh. I did. I was kind of fortunate that it never stuck outside of lacrosse. The coach (a 27 year old Air Force guy) did call my parent’s house over the summer and asked for ‘the beave.’

  134. Guy, have you told your son your Gay story? He isn’t the only one and won’t be the last.

    – – – –

    oh yea, I asked him which one he thought was worse.

  135. Kim Jong Un assassination confirmed?

  136. Ghee: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=choad

  137. No, Laura. That’s fake.

  138. Really? I saw the rumors earlier, but figured it was a Jeff Goldblum situation.

  139. I wish insurance companies would sue Barry, besides religious institutions.

  140. Fake n’ bake.

  141. GM, he will look to you, in manner and words, to work it out. He’s a good kid.

  142. Guy,

    Here’ s a pic of an old nametag as proof:

    http://tinyurl.com/7b6nc7a

  143. Anyone hear if Count is feeling better?

  144. HAH! That’s awesome, Phat.

  145. Just have him print out the urban dictionary entry and ‘whip it out’ whenever someone calls him that.

    I hope he keeps playing rugby in college. Lots of use for small, strong guys in that sport.

  146. I was “Gomer” for a lot of years. But, I learned early; If you put a big red button on your back labeled, “Push Button and Watch Me Spin”, people will push it. All day. Every day.

  147. Word, chief.

  148. Sorry Beasn; haven’t seen any updates on Count.

  149. What Chief said.

    He’s old. He knows about this shit.

  150. Gentlemen:

    Raquel Welch on Cavuto. Right Now.

  151. Best damn Friday ever.

  152. GAWD! She is still HAWT!

  153. Yes she is Chief.

  154. Zombie Raquel Welch would make me switch.

    Wut?

  155. Exactly what I’ve told him Chief. You can’t let them know its bothering you, otherwise they’ll keep it up.

    Phat, he is a winger on the team.

    Raquel Welch! The name alone is hot!

  156. Best damn Friday ever.

    Glad it is for you.

    I need cake.

    *mentally nudges Beasn*

  157. Cake?

    *whips up dairy free chocolate cake with Duncan Hines classic chocolate icing*

    *sets up and loads trebuchet*

    *aims at Aggie*

    *fires*

  158. *stands outside house*

    *waits for it*

    *catches cake*

    *dies happy*

  159. Guy,

    i was a winger at the Academy.

    Granted, I was slimmer and faster back then (was a WR on the football team).

    Need more obscure ’80’s music on this thread, pardon me whilst I google…

  160. Scratchy, but they smell nice.

    http://is.gd/HIDYzL

  161. Wake me up when the wolves come out to play. . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F7QWtDUjoM

  162. Here’s one of my favorite HS bands, the db’s:

    http://tinyurl.com/bwpa2z

    ‘Black and White’ and ‘Amplifier’ are better songs, but the audio on this one is better.

    The lead singer is Peter holsapple, who went on to do a lot of work with REM.

    yes, I’m a jangle-pop junkie.

  163. Today’s model scares me. I’m afraid she’s going to put somebody’s eye out with those elbows.

  164. work work work work work… all I do is work.

  165. Hello boys.

    *hides the glue trap*

  166. Magic Hat beers and Smirnoff airplane bottles in orange, citrus and raspberry, Absolut pears- very tasty beverages and multi flavored beers. WIN WIN!!

  167. fruit + beer = gay.

    Unless you’re in Belgium, then you get a pass.

  168. Good job, Shim. You killed the hell out of this poat.

  169. Shim, orale bro…

  170. The TiFWs are meeting friends at Outback tonight.

    Grilled Lobster Tails, a baked potato, and a salad – yummers……

    Rebecca’s going to “Parent’s Night Out” at our church, so we can have a “date”.

    Afterwards, Mr. TiFW is going to take the “Ken Doll” I got him for Valentine’s Day to B&N to get a nice cover for it. (He’s quite happy about his new toy)

  171. He does that often, jewstin.

    L8r, h8rs.

  172. Oooooh – I forgot that Outback has a Flourless Brownie; we can have dessert!!!!!

  173. Ken Doll???

    Wha….??

  174. Evening all.

    It should be known that after watching the ‘Good Parenting’ post on Ace’s I spontaneously unloaded the dishwasher and groceries.

    And I do mean spontaneously. Like, halfway through the dishes I looked up at my sister and said ‘Did Mom actually ask me to do this, or was it just an impulse?’

  175. Good night!

    I’m off to band fag trivia night.

    Depending on my workload at the Command Center tomorrow I may try to upload a summary.

    Who am I kidding? It will be an ’80’s music poat.

  176. Have fun, phat!!

  177. Ghetto bar, bitches. First night this week!

  178. Laura, my daughter poated that ratty on my facechimp. She lurves me.

  179. Have a pint for me ;)

  180. Imma have a drink tonight. I’ve been fighting a throat/TMJ/ear infection thingie and my glands are swollen. Alcohol should kill some of these germs!

  181. I can’t even stand it beasn. That bear has to be the size of a dime.

  182. What should we talk about now?

  183. Scott and I are having cocktails this evening.

    A few minutes ago we discussed how since we’ve quit cold turkey for two weeks, that proves that we can have a cigarette tonight and we will not relapse.

    We were both smiling during this discussion.

    Neither of us has left the house, or will.

  184. Fluids MCPO, they all count.

  185. * slips out 2nd floor window *

  186. Don’t be ridiculous. Don’t be stupid. Don’t be both.

  187. Hah! We’ll be fine.

  188. Hotspur – May I take advantage of your professional expertise via email?

  189. Hey look, I see my name up there ^

  190. MCPO must need tips on how to pick up dudes in bars. Hotspur is the master.

  191. *peeks in* is it alive again?

  192. Fire away, Master Chief.

  193. Brew – Ordering wine without looking like a cross-dresser from Wisconsin.

  194. Revvy, it’s Kim Jung Un alive

  195. Thanks Oso, that clarified it.

  196. Brew, picked you up, didn’t I?

  197. You did, you devil.

  198. Here’s a tip for ordering wine, Chief…ask to smell that flap they tear off the wine box. They will be impressed.

  199. ask to smell that flap

    Spoken like a true commonsewer.

  200. oso, 1 week until pitchers and catcher report! And no, hotspur, I’m not talking about your love life.

  201. Brewfan, I already have my games picked out! Vegas for March Madness and St Paddy’s and 2 Reds games.

  202. Hey, you’re the one anticipating the report. Don’t bring me into this.

  203. “professional expertise via email”

    Best pick up line ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  204. Hotspur – Check your email!

  205. Hola, everyone.

  206. Beaver.

  207. Yeah, I’m not proud of that.

  208. MCPO, done and done.

  209. Hi Brew,
    I saw I missed you last night. I will buy you a beer or 6 when you get here.

  210. Did anybody lead anybody else down the primrose path today?

  211. Today?

  212. Yes, Sean, but I had to clean up after the dog.

  213. Primroses don’t bloom in the SNOW!!

  214. Scott and I are having a difficult night in our quit.

    A little while ago I gave an impassioned diatribe about how the cigarette companies only produce packs of twenty and it’s a conspiracy because they know they are sabotaging those of us who only want a pack of, like, four, or five.

    That’s BULLSHIT.
    Only packs of twenty. What other product only sells in one size? Shit, even gum comes in a little five pack.

  215. Lauraw, hang in there. Chew gum. Sugarfree gum. I go through a pack a day. Bulk buy at Sam’s Club is my BFF. I hate chewing gum.

  216. CONSPIRACY!!!!

  217. Hey all. *Count update*
    The pain hasn’t subsided any. He is still in a lot of pain and he was “STARVING”!!! so he ate a little bit, He is on the couch and moaning. He calls his Doctor tomorrow morning and we should know more at that point. I will keep yall updated on what we know

  218. Thanks, Sohita.

  219. What other product only sells in one size?

    Printer paper. I can never just get four or five loose sheets at Staples or Office Max.

  220. Hello, good people!

    It’s always a punch in the gut when your kid gets crapped on….hang in there GMLand.

  221. What other product only sells in one size?

    Spaghetti.

  222. Pint’s a pound the world around.

  223. Hi there, Miss Mare. I hope you are having a grand day!

  224. Coconut oil only comes in 5 gallon buckets.

  225. You people are making fun of me. Having some light sport with the hunchback.
    Nice.

    I hope this is really how you wanted to spend the last happy moments of your lives.

  226. Six pounds of Rosetta’s shit only comes in a five pound sack. Blivet.

  227. Laura, calm down and bring us drinksies, wouldja?

  228. FRINGE on in 10 minutes!!

  229. I’m watching a movie about Y2K. Seems like some dumb bullshit now.

  230. GMLand you are such a good daddy

  231. I wasn’t making fun of you*. You asked a question, and I answered.

    *Okay, yes, I was making fun of you.

  232. Thanks, MCPO….a very good day!

  233. Hahahaha

    Open Range.

  234. *pours Hotspur a drink*

    *watches him intently to make sure he drinks it. All.*

  235. I don’t understand how the Navy could honor a congresswoman with her name on a ship, she did very little and not for very long. What is wrong with Navy?

    This is very disappointing.

  236. *downs drink*

    *see Lauea’s wicked smile*

    *eyes roll back*

    Gurrrrgggg

  237. >> I’m watching a movie about Y2K. Seems like some dumb bullshit now.

    Everything reported by “journalists” is sensationalized, and ridiculous, and this was no exception. They were idiots.

    But the problem was very real. We started a project in 1997 and had to remediate thousands of lines of code and expand the year field. Those programs most assuredly would have made incorrect calculations and the financial damage would have been a nightmare.

    Y2K wasn’t a big deal because a lot of serious people assessed the problem and fixed it.

  238. Liberals always make an honor mean nothing.

    See: Nobel Peace Prize

  239. Wow! The midnight Breaking Dawn release is bigger than I thought.

  240. I don’t understand how the Navy could honor a congresswoman with her name on a ship, she did very little and not for very long.

    Hey, at least nobody elected her president.

  241. Naaahhhh….I’d never poison the guy who taught me how to make caipirinhas.

    *hugs Hotspur*

  242. I know you’re right, Dave.

    My remark wasn’t meant to denigrate the real heroes, because the threats were REAL.

    It was indeed the media that made it so anticlimactic.

  243. *breathes on nails*

    *buffs nails on shirt front*

    Aww, shucks.

    *kicks stone with side of toe*

  244. >> It was indeed the media that made it so anticlimactic.

    Yerp.

    *eats the last olive in the glass.

  245. Eating fish and chips with your fingers is faintly reminiscent of one’s dating days.

    *runs*

  246. Y2K was very good to me. I got a one year contract out of it, remediating old Access databases. Good times.

  247. Liberals always make an honor mean nothing.

    I see it as more like they take an honor, and debase it.

  248. Why does twelve years ago seem like such ancient history? When you get older time begins to fly, but that seems so long ago.

  249. >> Y2K wasn’t a big deal because a lot of serious people assessed the problem and fixed it.

    Also known as “Full Employment for COBOL Programmers”

  250. That’s my backup retirement plan Andrew.

  251. I want to become a CABAL programmer.

  252. me too

  253. My best friend had to go to work on the turning of the millenium. The rest of us went to New Orleans.

  254. Shit, MJ, at your age, you went back to recess.

  255. I hope this is really how you wanted to spend the last happy moments of your lives.
    ——————————————–
    NOT A DRILL. Everyone, behind the couch. Gabe, in the closet.

  256. If there is a brokered convention, Jeb Bush IS NOT the answer. Republicans are dumb.

  257. Mare, ABO.

  258. Shit, MJ, at your age, you went back to recess.
    ————————————–
    If recess means buying an alternator for a 93 VW jetta, then yes. If it means sucking donkey balls, then…oh shit. What were we talking about?

  259. Mare – Anybody But Obama!

  260. thankew Mare and Sohita. Just got back from a guys night out with the boy. I drank beer, he didn’t… apparently I won.

  261. MJ,
    The only thing wrong wrong with your Jetta alternator was probably the $20 diode module that plugs into the back. There is pretty much nothing in an alternator to wear out, unless the bearings were gone.

  262. My best friend had to go to work on the turning of the millenium. The rest of us went to New Orleans.

    Huh. I was there, too. Jackson Square.

  263. Hahahahaha

    MJ, thank ChrisPfor his timely advice.

  264. Guy,
    If’n you told Cody about you, Phat, and the Beaver, and how you all turned out after the ‘nicknames’ then that should have given him some… Oh, wait.
    Well, I hope he doesn’t hurt anyone, as I’m sure he is capable of.
    At his age, having an assault conviction could screw his life for ever. Good thing he has you as his daddy, to keep him on the straight path.
    You’re a good father, Guy!

  265. I never owned a VW except for that 53 dune buggy with lawn chairs for seats and a keg for a gas tank. I almost forgot the rope for a seat belt.

    I practiced rolling that thing. I had it down.

  266. ‘Spur,
    Timely, my ass. He didn’t ask me then. Having dealt with VW alternator failures, and being an electronic “RainMan”, that’s just the way it works.
    It got me a long way in aircraft electronics, after I left I.T. but I’m still a social cripple.

  267. I kissed my hot italian girlfriend on new years eve 2000 in the Lost Kangaroo pub.

  268. thanks ChrisP, thanks.

  269. So Fedex tells me beasnette’s strawberries had been delivered. I called beasnette and told her to check her mail – no reason, just DO IT.

    ‘Oh I will. Is it that important?’ – she was at dinner.

    ‘Yes, please check it and ask them behind the desk to find it for you’.

    I’m still waiting to see if she got them.

    I should have told her it was a puppy.

  270. Guy
    My Dad was named Richard and was known as Dick.
    He named me Rick because he would never want to put me through what he went through.

    It was not much of a help.

  271. What’s wrong with the name DickMaximus?

  272. I was afraid Dick killed it Spurs
    That is not unusual here.

  273. Anyone but Obama….yes, then why are pundits talking about a brokered convention?

  274. I do not think the pundits are Mare.

    But we can dream can’t we?
    Rubio Rubio Rubio

    or something like that.

  275. Mare, it’s because, even though they know it won’t happen, it’s more fun that talking about Romney/Newt/Santorum incessantly from now till August.

  276. >> I should have told her it was a puppy.

    Hah! I sent chocolate dipped strawberries to both my girls too. Who I also had to tip to “look for a package”. They got em though.

    You and me. We’re a good team, huh?

  277. Ah, they are, Vman. Check Ace’s (for a start). Also xbrad, you are right. But it is an election year so it’s what people talk about.

  278. Mare:

    http://tinyurl.com/6qb5d2d

  279. Crap! I’m really feeling sick now.

  280. whasswrong Chief?

  281. Mare if things go as normal Rick will peak in a week and Romney will bounce back. Isn’t Rick the last of the not Romney candidates? He has never held the lead so he is the last of the rest.

    He has run a decent campaign…. Meh I am tired of this Rubio! Rubio! Rubio!

    Did I say that already?
    Jeb Jindal Walker Haily!

    I know you are not fond of Jeb, but he was a great Governor. Great I say! Scott so far is bland. Blase. Who is my Governor? Step it up Rick!

  282. Haily?

    You mean Haley Barbour?

    Uh, no.

  283. no Niki or however the SC Gov spells it.

  284. *pops back in* hiya. I’m having some serious concentration problems right now.

  285. Barbour?
    The man of a thousand pardons? I think not…

  286. No, Haley the Gov with boy problems.

  287. No, Niki Hayley, from South Carolina :)

  288. Oh, Nikki Hailey? Or whatever? I like her, but hear she’s actually not all that popular in SC right now.

  289. Hayley Mills?

    Is she still alive?

    Haley Joel Osmont?

    He sees stupid people.

  290. Yes, Hayley Mills is still alive!

  291. From here she seems ok. I will email my 5 SC friends and ask for a opinion.
    BBiafD

  292. Damn, I’m tired.

    Y’all have a goodnight!

  293. Haley Mills:

    http://tinyurl.com/84sqkz4

  294. Wasted,
    Nytol…

  295. Night Aggie, night ChrisP

  296. Who Cares.
    I am negotiating a space in a hay pile for me and Zeke in a barn in Ohio. I also applied for another job in ND. I would rather work but I can mooch in a hay stack with Zeke.
    What I am Spam now?
    That is about right. bite me WordPress and Askemet.

    Rain now! I need it.

  297. Glands are swollen and it hurts to swallow. Been fighting an ear/sinus infection. I might have to go see the Doc. I f’ing hate Docs.

  298. Sounds sucky MCPO.

    I get strep a lot… and you might end up with it from what it sounds like. Ear/sinus problems can lead to it. And since there’s a kind of strep that can eat your kidneys… I suggest you get over your hatred for a day.

  299. Gargle with diluted peroxide, chief.

  300. “Peggy” = Mare

    http://tinyurl.com/765u8mu

  301. It’s probably prostate cancer, MCPO. You should get that checked out

  302. We need a strep vaccine.

    My kids stopped getting strep with the removal of their tonsils/adenoids…….well beasnette did, beasnson got it twice more.

  303. I’m on ObamaCare-lite. It’s either the ER at the local Mersa incubator or wait until Monday and try to get an appointment sometime next week.

  304. And I still have my tonsils.

  305. I get strep once or twice a year. I just kinda take it as red now.

    Last year it was great cause I was still at school and apparently had it very bad. When your doctor takes a look at your throat an yells ‘Oh my God!!’ – it’s not very comforting.

  306. Revvy – I’ll take that over, “Hmmmm”

  307. I’m the only one in this household with their tonsils. I got strep once really bad around the time my kids started getting it….the girl was 5, the boy nearly 8.

    After he got it 5 times in a year – they say they won’t take them out unless they get it 5 times – I had them both in at the same time to be removed. I didn’t like them having to go on antibiotics that often.

    The school that year should have been disinfected top to bottom, though I hear the whole area had infestation.

  308. MCPO, it sounds dumb, but gargling with warm salt water does help until you can get to see a doc. Also that spray numb stuff, I forget what it’s called.. chloraseptic?

  309. MCPO – I dunno, as it turns out it was good that I went in when I did, because when my test results came back (they put me on meds before they even had the tests out of the building, because they were so worried about me) it turned out that my infection was so bad it went right off their scale. The do sort of a ‘count’ that measure just how much bacteria you have in you. It goes from 1 to 5+ (indicating that you’re so fucked they just stopped bothering to count). I was 5+

  310. or what beasn suggested.

    I had my tonsils taken out at 19.

  311. One time when my daughter had it, her doctor was booked so we ‘saw’ his partner. The test came back negative even though her breath stunk, she had pus all over the back of her throat, she had sores at the corners of her mouth and nose…so he patted her on the head and said bring her back on Monday if she doesn’t get better.

    I didn’t listen to my gut, fool was I. That Monday after picking her up from preschool – o_O – she came to me in a panic. Said she was itching like a fiend all over. She had a strep rash. Started on her torso and spread down her extremities. Her regular doctor knew immediately by walking in the room, counted the days since the symptoms began. I should have had him take her to his partner for some learning.

    Took several days for the itch to go away and as the rash traveled, it went from red to blistering to peeling.

  312. the next time they offered me to see this guy, I said ‘hells no, I don’t trust or like him’.

  313. I’m feeling poorly (but not like strep).

    Good night, folks.

  314. Beasn – one time when I was in highschool I had a wicked sore throat – like, so bad I couldn’t eat anything and was subsisting on milkshakes and Jello.
    Later I started developing body aches and fatigue, and since I’d been tested for strep like 3 times by this point, my mom took me to the doctor to try and get a test for mono. My normal doctor was out, so I saw one of her partners. We explained all of it to her, and this was how the conversation went:

    Doc: ‘Well, her nodes aren’t really swollen much, so it’s probably not mono.’
    Mom: ‘Well, can we test just in case?’
    Doc: ‘Oh that really isn’t necessary.’
    Mom: ‘Well then what does she have?’
    Doc: ‘I would say strep.’
    Mom: ‘She’s been tested for strep three times!’
    Doc: ‘Well that was a while ago (it was actually only a couple weeks since the first test), you probably just took those tests too early. I’ll just give you some antibiotics for the strep.’
    Mom: ‘No, she doesn’t have strep. Test her for mono!’
    Doc: ‘Really ma’am, it’s highly unlikely…’
    Mom: ‘Test her for mono or I’m going to bring a complaint!’

    I had mono.

  315. Night night xbrad – feel better.

  316. I’m out too. G’night everyone.

  317. night MCPO – you feel better too.

  318. My Moms friend when she was in high school had a date with some really cute boy (or so she thought) and her parents said she had to stay home that night and cancel her date b/c her little brother had to go to the hospital to have his tonsils removed and she had to stay and watch the other kids. She was livid and told her little brother she hated him for ruining her life….this was in the early 60’s. You know how the story ends. She never got over it
    *thanks for stopping by sohos*

  319. nighty night fibf

  320. killed it? My work here is done

  321. gj Sohos ;P

  322. Did anyone drop stale raisins in anyones bran flakes tonight?

  323. can’t say I did clint

  324. Fringe was excellent tonight.

  325. Have you ever wondered what its inventor must have been trying to do when he/she stumbled upon the formula/recipe for marshmallows?

  326. I stopped watching Fringe a while ago. The first 2 seasons were pretty good… then it all went wrong.

  327. It’s VERY good now, Revvy.

  328. Grimm was also decent tonight.

  329. Did anyone drop stale raisins in anyones bran flakes tonight?

    You’ll be hearing from my attorney, clint.

  330. *Shoots Sean in the face with marshmallow cannon.*

  331. This is a good song, and the guy’s name looks kinda like Goatse…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY

  332. *pokes the thread*

  333. Insomnia on a fri night doesn’t suck as bad as other nights. Cause of the potential for a nap on sat.

  334. Huh. I was there, too. Jackson Square.
    ————————-
    Interesting. I was at POB.

  335. wakey wakey.

    when’s the run MJ?

  336. 2 days of VT Teddy Bear commercials left!

    ..and then it will be back to normal for a while.

    Hi, my name is Doug and I have mesothelioma……

  337. when’s the run MJ?
    —————–
    Tomorrow at 7:30am. It’s supposed to be cool, around 50 degrees. Mrs MJ was laying it on thick about sticking with her. Why the fork am I training???

  338. Did you guys make it last night?

  339. Crap – Count is still feeling awful.

    :((((

    Let us know Sohos.

  340. omorrow at 7:30am. It’s supposed to be cool, around 50 degrees. Mrs MJ was laying it on thick about sticking with her. Why the fork am I training???
    ****
    Humn … I think you’ll have to run separate events if you wanna run a half for your own time.

    I think it’s sweet to run together.

  341. If I don’t get a hoodie footie this year, life won’t be worth living.

  342. Humn … I think you’ll have to run separate events if you wanna run a half for your own time.
    —————————–
    That was the deal we were talking about last night. I stay with her, then I run the next half on my own. I’ll probably take it. I’m a total push over when it comes to Rhonda.

  343. goomurmur.

  344. Yep, we did not cave, MJ.

  345. PJ is this Garavalina?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da3WEEIeSUQ

  346. Good morning. Congrats on not caving.

  347. I am going to give Rosetta a Shiba Inu next Christmas.
    Best gift ever!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnXQDMDobHc&feature=related

  348. Good for the Ws!

  349. Only packs of twenty.

    Down in the more democratic areas of my city, the stop and rob’s sell individual cigarettes for pocket change over the counter. Used to be a quarter, I bet it’s up to fiddy cent by now.

    Those customers will stay out front asking for pocket change and try to accumulate enough for a bottle of wine or malt liquor and some smokes…then they are set for the day.

    Kind of like what I do every day in except on a smaller, more focused scale.

  350. Where the heck is everyone?

    *rattles box of new gifs*

    Helloooo?

  351. http://9gag.com/gag/221445

  352. Good morning, Pupster. Whatcha got?

  353. RAP MUSIC, MY DROOGS!

  354. Roamy:

  355. 2 days of VT Teddy Bear commercials left!
    ..and then it will be back to normal for a while.
    Hi, my name is Doug and I have mesothelioma……

    hahahahaha I see others, besides us, keep their TV”s on Fox news. I’m just thankful they quit playing the chic in the meadow discussing how she had to reuse her catheters. *shudders*

  356. Morning Sean. Would you like a muffin?

    *aims*

    http://tinyurl.com/8xy7cu2

  357. besides us, keep their TV”s on Fox news. I’m just thankful they quit playing the chic in the meadow discussing how she had to reuse her catheters. *shudders*

    Ok, every time I see that commercial I try to figure out what those catheters are for.

    I have no idea.

  358. Sohos…care for a look into the future? Hotspur is the best man!

    http://tinyurl.com/6ukeg9t

  359. I just organized all my bookmarks. Whew. I need a rest.

    (I deleted just about everything)

    Who needs bookmarks?

    NOT I.

  360. I have no idea.

    Do. Not. Google.

  361. New peyote!

  362. cARIN, you remember those shoes from the ’80’s that had a zipper pocket built in to them? You ever jog with those?

    http://tinyurl.com/84hykbv

  363. Crappy cold day. Perfect for a Day of Beauty. Long hot soak in the tub, exfoliate, do a hair treatment, pedi, give myself a facia –uhh, cleansing masque, etc.

    ….

    Yeah, you BETTER shut up.

  364. She cant go PEE PEE without them!!!!!!!!

  365. *Gives Pup a treat* SYWM

    http://tinyurl.com/6q2l2dm

  366. Fanfuckingtacular took 3my hours in the waiting room at docs the other day and there was only 3of us waiting, this morning there 10 people in here.

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