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The Non Sequiturs are gonna read a bit funny.
Not if I can help it.
So…. Obama is gonna release 10 states from NCLB. Wanna bet there’s a correlation between teacher union donations and exemptions?
The work that went into this poat is IMPRESSIVE! Well done, Cyn!
http://tinyurl.com/868tvwq
Why just a participant? She’s 11th place, easy!
Crap, I left this on the old poot:
AD, I’ll see your feeble list and raise you this gigantic one: http://www.redstate.com/erick/2012/01/09/what-a-big-government-conservative-looks-like-2/
But forget the checklist for a minute and just look at it holistically.
Limited, fiscally sound government rooted in the constitution is on one side of the ledger, and Romney, Gingrich and Santorum are all on the other.
Trying to rank order them is pretty much a fool’s errand, because at the end of the day they all stink.
The explosion of government and attendant debt under Obama has left us mortally wounded, and these three guys are competing on who would be best at rearranging the deck chairs while the ship goes down.
Ooooohhhhh … speedy.
Thanks, MCPO!
http://is.gd/2HBm5D
She’s 11th place, easy!
Thank God for commas.
This poat needs a soundtrack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9uZvrsAoyE
where’s my fuckin cookie?
…
and how come there’s a nail stickin outta my head?
Sitting at a doc office . Dad’s chair lift thing wasn’t working so I had to take him. So far, one hour down the drain. So far.
Think of all the cleaning I could be doing at home.
Talk about phoning it in…
The tv show they have on is just horrible. I’ve positioned myself so I can’t see it, but it just sounds horrible. I’m guessing the host is a gay man.
How many times can this guy say “fabulous”?
I’m guessing the host is a gay man.
Anderson Cooper?
>> I’m guessing the host is a gay man.
Roland Martin should totally tweet that!
Doesn’t sound like him.
From the old poat:
Do liberals just see hispanics as HISPANIC and not realize that people come from PR, Cuba, Mexico, Honduras, Columbia, etc.?
Y’all are wrong. They see them as the New Slave Class™.
Too much content on this poat.
Makes my brain hurt.
I get to drive to the airport during rush hour today – gonna have drinks afterward… who’s with me?
*gives Dave a cookie*
*pounds nail back in*
Better?
BTW, whenever I hear “Roland Martin” I think:
/redneck
yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s racist.
“I get to drive to the airport during rush hour today – gonna have drinks afterward”
=
Have some before, makes it more sporting.
ow
Cookie!
FUCK OFF IT’S MINE!
Too much content on this poat.
I know, right?
Next time, just a paint chip of ‘Cottage White’. Best Poat Evah!
Oh, and remember I mentioned even my mouse was acting a big jiggy?! Seems that there was a little ‘mouse control’ option added with the latest Chrome update. Poopyheads.
Y’all know about the Travelling Red Dress project I’m participating in?
Today I got messages from several women who want to wear it!!!
WHEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
dave?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdl6qdQVPV4
Alright. Let’s see who else will get on board?
http://www.lifesitenews.com/southern-baptist-leader-we-will-not-comply-with-hhs-mandate.html
No religious freedom, no peace!
Any of you familiar with Cassy Fiano (she’s a blogger and Marine wife)? She got a prenatal diagnosis of Down syndrome with her second baby:
http://pjmedia.com/blog/choosing-life-and-beating-the-odds-accepting-down-syndrome/?singlepage=true
I thought Mare took Dave’s cookie on the last poat….
Today I got messages from several women who want to wear it!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbWdlR0VK4I
MMM?
http://tinyurl.com/73v4u7q
MMM?
Definitely.
MCPO, the dress will get dry cleaned. Don’t worry.
If you want a conservative priest’s take on the whole HHS mandate thing, check out my friend Father Charlie Irvin.
http://i-speak-therefore-i-am.blogspot.com/
FUCK OFF IT’S MINE!
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Ok.
*fucks off
Birth control we much:
Um, okay?
“The National Institute of Health has said that it is a danger to women’s health and safety of their families, that for 30 years to be exposed to the prospects of pregnancy.”
So, not women can no longer have children because it is a danger?
They really do want to kill off the human race, don’t they?
You know a good, low cost contraceptive plan?
An aspirin.
Held firmly between the knees.
Now, not “not”.
Sigh…
Great site, HS.
back home. YEA. now I gots to pick up a son from weight and then head to the church.
My husband just called to tell me there is a new strip joint on 8 Mile (from the movie fame) called Ace of Spades.
He’s going to take a picture of it for me tomorrow. Lauraw or Dave or Andy may have it if they wish for a funnah poat.
First person who asks.
Ace of Spades
Racist!!!
I’m ANTI. Went to the doc for what I was thinking I might get felt up for and didn’t even get to drop trou.
I remember when 8 Mile was the absolute demarcation between black Detroit and the white ‘burbs. Now, not so much.
there is a new strip joint on 8 Mile (from the movie fame) called Ace of Spades.
Look for hobo skins in the dumpsters.
abortion is the sacrament of their religion.
just got back from doing a little Valentine’s Day shopping at the Home Depot. They have everything you need on one aisle!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/gmland/homodepot.jpg
Car/in?
http://youtu.be/g1ajZkRtRFU
Ha – to both guy and shim.
Guy is a “real” romantic!
Apparently “my left nut is causing excruciating pain”, doesn’t require a look-see
Count, count yourself lucky.
My case of “my left nut is causing excruciating pain” involved a look-see, a prostate check by the PA, and a second check by his student.
And no drugs.
They have everything you need on one aisle!
You wife is not in town, is she??
Count: WHY? Sohos: You know why!!
http://youtu.be/cPJAEbOe5kU
sounds like a party xbrad that’s more along the lines of what i was gearing up for.
Apparently my appendectomy has caused some problems that are just now starting to show up and there’s some blockage going on. Told me not to eat until Saturday then give him a shout to see how things are going. If that doesn’t allow it to “work itself out” then I get to go in and have my intestines surgified.
I used to never even get a cough, since I’ve turned 40 it’s been one thing after the other. ain’t diggin it
Is Laura around?
I have a funny for her. My Eldest reads my blog, and she was perusing the “Ladies in Red” comments and saw Laura’s avatar and asked who she was, because she had “interesting hair”.
Count, no eating until Saturday???
Yikes…
junk punch hahaha never heard it called that. Always heard donkey punch
yeah aggie my diet consists of water and chicken broth. Can’t even drink beer.
Wow, Count.
Your life sucks.
When I met Laura and ScottW, I thought that ‘interesting hair’ thing too! Kinda a quality of bag lady/recently arrested mug shot. And I thought it would be darker.
I’m sorry to hear that, Count
Shim, do you need a haircut?
*unsheaths machete*
I prefer a lady to chew, when I need my locks raised off the ground. MMMM hair. Holster that thing, no head removal today.
yeah aggie my diet consists of water and chicken broth. Can’t even drink beer.
Damn, I at least get to eat.
“Hey Earl, this trailer feels like it’s gettin heavier!”
http://www.flickr.com/photos/65876163@N00/6848072875/in/photostream
Wow, Dave. A total Oops moment.
Just happened near where I work.
Earl was undeterred. He assessed the situation carefully, took charge, and decided to pull it further down the road.
This is when he learned an important lesson about friction.
Couldn’t get a pic, but I saw smoke way over the hill, and then I heard a fire truck.
Damn, I at least get to eat****
And you get to drink diet dr pepper. How could you fail to mention that?
An additional 2000 calories a day translates into weight gain?
This is bullshit!
“Hey Earl, this trailer feels like it’s gettin heavier!”
Looks like closing on my new house is gonna be delayed. . .
Dueling links, Andy:
http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=33632
And feeble? Feeble?
TARP is feeble? The Stimulus is feeble? So just what do you consider important? Or are you saying that just because I picked a list of 4 items, it is “feeble”?
Well, I didn’t want to rub it in too badly, C arin.
This is when he learned an important lesson about friction.
Ooooh…BURN!!
We were laughin pretty good when we saw the smoke… but when we heard the fire truck we all lost it. I was cryin I was laughing so hard.
Scott is laughing pretty good over that right now, heh.
AD, the latter. And you’ve exhausted the level of concern I have for any of these turds.
Best chase ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQiPAyCVyWM&feature=related
L to R: Sean, Aggs.
http://tinyurl.com/7vgqtm9
L to R: Sean, Aggs.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Dave, please tell me you’re going to complete the set with a picture of the burned-out remnants of that thing.
“My husband just called to tell me there is a new strip joint…..”
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Soooo………..your husband is cruisin’ strip joints without you? Shame on him.
If it’s still there when I go home Andy, I will.
There’s a “fire retard/retardant” joke in there somewhere, if you’re a fan of lowbrow humor like that.
Me? I avoid it like the plague.
If it’s still there when I go home Andy, I will.
What- I thought you were a bigshot? You can’t send an underling to go take photos to amuse us?
/typical female-type troublemaking
I can, but I can’t bill the government for the work. Ok, I could, except I don’t wanna go to jail.
Again.
Ah, I love negotiating with people.
Especially ones that want me to pay for what I’m bringing with the table.
*returns to conference call*
Hey, they dropped the charges let you see a doctor for that concussion, right? No worries.
DinT – Do you consider head calls as billable?
Dave, you were clearly worried that your company might be under terrorist attack, and you sent the underling to check out the smoke and make sure everything was o.k.
*calls OIG tip line*
Well my sources tell me it did not burn down.. the smoke was coming from the wheel bearing (he thinks). Maybe somebody called the FD as a precaution.
But they did stop dragging it.
Earl wouldn’t be part indian would he?
That would help ‘splain it.
http://images.yourdictionary.com/images/main/A4travoi.jpg
Well my sources tell me it did not burn down..
Darn…
*puts can of kerosene away*
Well my sources tell me it did not burn down
Thank goodness! My house is saved!!
Looks pretty cracked up in your pic, anyway. Was the back wall pretty much coming off the back?
Laura – Nuthin’ ya can’t fix with a little duct tape!
Oh yeah, it got tore up pretty good.
Yahhh, that’ll buff out.
Do we have a list of who is attending the meat up yet? If not, our host really sucks at this.
MJ – What’s it to you? Grab a case of beer and two bottles of booze. . . it’s all good!
The pussies have a message for you:
http://is.gd/xfkxQJ
What’s it to you?
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I was just being a dick. That comment actually started with me wondering if you are going. Well are, ya?
Where’s the itinerary?
Count, I hope you feel better soon. That sucks.
Where’s the itinerary?
They’re fishin’ with grenades and burnin’ shit up – who needs an itinerary?
Count, hope they figure out what’s going on with your innards and are able to fix you up real soon!
But, if we’re the 1%, shouldn’t we have some high-falootin’ activities?
Well, we have to win 12 games tonight (out of 13) to win the dart league. Wish me luck!
Hey now; it doesn’t get more high-falootin’ than potato cannons.
I’m getting pretty happy about the potato guns.
Hey now; it doesn’t get more high-falootin’ than potato cannons.
I dunno. Tossing drunk fellow party-goers into the lake is right up there.
Good luck James. Remember:Double in, double out. And throw them with the pointy end toward the board.
‘Night, window lickers. Off to doggie class
Go learn sumpthin’ good, AD.
I missed J’Ames and AD.
My life has no meaning now.
LAURA!!
Did you read what I wrote upthread??
http://thehostages.wordpress.com/2012/02/09/speed-baby/#comment-678713
MJ – Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise. . . I’ll be there (in a thong)!
Awesome that you’ll be there. Not sure about the thong.
Hey, any of you interested in helping me out at my blog? I’ve got a commenter who doesn’t “get” it. Name is Fred (you’ll see the comment I’m talking about).
BE NICE, please – he’s not a troll; he’s always been very nice whenever he has commented at my site.
http://t.co/2KJtDdXf
I’m too tired to deal with him this afternoon, and many of you are better at explaining this stuff than I am…..
Awesome, Aggie! Yes that’s my real hair. I use knox gelatin and an ironing board to get that effect.
SRSLY?!?!?!?!?!?
I kilt it?
I sorry, little poat……
Sorry Tifw, I don’t think he is there for a reasonable discussion.
is Cyn getting this for Valentines Day?
http://tinyurl.com/74rot5g
Sohita!!! Glad your contract got extended and you like your job.
omg, the pajamagram commercials.
They’re so good. This morning for about ten minutes I was absolutely convinced that I was never going to get laid again unless I bought my hot model girlfriend a four-foot tall teddy bear.
Then I’m like, “….WAAAAAIT. Whaaaaat?”
Who is making chicken adobo for supper?
*Raises hand
unless I bought my hot model girlfriend a four-foot tall teddy bear.
*frantically calls to cancel large teddy bear order*
Who is making fried bologna sammiches for dinner? *Raises hand
Thank you! I love this job so much. I don’t even mind having to drive into downtown. I have never worked directly downtown before. I am in the One Houston Center. This is the building where I am:
http://tinyurl.com/7ef8eku
oh crap, I’m supposed to be cooking chicken
bbl
Sohos, are we still planning for Saturday?
is Cyn getting this for Valentines Day?
Ooooo so veddy nice!! If only it had tiger stripes… rawr!
Perry got out of the race too soon. If his back or the meds for his back were making it too hard I get that, otherwise, shoot, I still wish he was running. And unless Pence likes to love weird things he should have gotten into the race.
It’s bs they call it public service. They get paid well and get treated like royalty, it’s only sacrifice if you do it and it’s a hardship.
I would love to say yes Jewstin but Count went to the Doctor today and he isn’t allowed to eat until Saturday. We then have to see what the doctor says he needs to do. We are scared they are going to put him back in the hospital, so can we play it by ear?
Sorry to hear about count. I know it’s gonna be nothing, and you’ll be out and about in no time.
Of course, that’s fine. Get better Count!
I’m getting you a box of Aspirin for your birthday.
Perry got out of the race too soon.
Listening to his CPAC speech right now:
http://www.therightscoop.com/full-speech-rick-perry-at-cpac-2012/
Crap, I’m sorry Sohos, I had to go read upthread to figure out what’s going on with Count. I really hope it’s all okay!!
Hoodie-footy commercials make me feel homicidal. If I got my wimmin one of those she would dick slap me before I knew what was happening..like a lightening bolt of wrath
You know after what we’ve been through, I’m sure Rubio, Perry, Pence and everyone else will turn out to be sell out turds. I’ll just hope for the best.
What do they think is wrong Sohos?
Jimbro, the worst one is ‘name a star after someone.’
Get well soon, Count!
Mrrrrr bahhhhhh ooooorrrrggghhhh…
….star name make Hulk angry!
*Plants a tree in Laura’s name.
Heh
GE commercial bragging that they make the power that makes Budwiser.
If that is the case they make the power that makes crack and meth.
http://i.imgur.com/etfhf.jpg
Jewstin, that’s different and wonderful. At least you can visit the tree.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLEDZmRaOMY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Pretty good for a Giants fan
Whoever came up with the idea for the International Star Registry is a freaking genius.
A whole lot smarter than the solar powered clothes dryer guy.
I use knox gelatin and an ironing board to get that effect.
I told her. She wants to try that for Prom.
Sigh….
Also, I own a Hoodie Footie PJ. It is awesomely warm.
I was running a long test today, and my co-worker and I started swapping stories to pass the time. He told this one on a couple of co-workers long since retired, and I knew I had to share this with the Hostages.
Apparently there was a shyster in New York City that called up women with the spiel that he was from Mt. Sinai Hospital, and that they were testing methods of diagnosing diseases over the phone, in particular breast cancer. He could send ultrasound signals over the phone and detect any abnormalities, and that this was all free of charge, since it was early research. He convinced the women to rub the receiver end of the phone slowly over their breasts while he had some kind of electronic noise playing in the background. He would “detect” something and repeat the process. If they were especially gullible, he’d get their address and say he was sending a tech over to check them. He’d show up in a white lab coat, cop a feel, and say everything was fine.
Well, this story impressed the hell out of one of the physicists. How on earth could this guy be that smooth? He kept talking and talking about it, because he’d sure like to give a few free breast exams.
One of the women in that group at the time had a spectacular rack. She’d put up with not a small amount of verbal sexual harassment and was looking to get even. One day, the physicist was giving a dog and pony show. She walked in the lab, positioned herself behind the VIPs, picked up the lab phone, and rubbed it over her breasts. She smiled wickedly at him, hung up the phone, and walked out.
Apparently this induced severe brain lock, to the point the VIPs thought the physicist had had a petite mal seizure. He was rendered speechless for a good 5 minutes.
I’m rendered speechless by a spectacular rack a few times a week at least
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Roamy, that story is too funny.
I wish I had the hand gestures to go with it.
HAH!!! That woman is awesome.
I would have just taken a dump in his office.
Wonder if it was Wiser in NYC, making those calls.
HAHA! That gal needs 17 gold star stickers!
Laura, left you info on the dress at my blog.
Oh, and I was just contacted by a local photographer who wants to do the dress pictorial for free!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Aggie, that is so cool! Squeeeeeee!!!!
Aggie, you’re going to be famous. Can I get an autograph?
Sure…let me get my crayon, Jewstin.
So, I had to print a 31″x 39″ poster of a midget stripper at work today. I hope you’re all proud.
So, I had to print a 31″x 39″ poster of a midget stripper
Was he hot?
Revvy just won the internets
So, I had to print a 31″x 39″ poster of a midget stripper at work today. I hope you’re all proud.
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At least you’re not the midget stripper. Hi Revvy!
Was it life size?
Is was a she Jewstin.
And before anyone asks – yes, I’m sure.
Also, hello MJ and Aggie. I didn’t know winning the internet was so demoralizing.
31×39? Why the odd #’s?
How big of a stripper can you print?
So, I had to print a 31″x 39″ poster of a midget stripper at work today. I hope you’re all proud.
Well, we won’t know until we check your work. Quality is job one.
Vmax – I dunno. That was the size the guy wanted, I’m just the monkey that pushes buttons.
Was he hot?
Was it life size?
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Hahahahahahaha.
Scott – 44″ x however much paper is left on the roll.
Sean – sorry, I didn’t have a thumb drive on me to keep a copy.
Jimbro… you know, it actually might have been life size.
I didn’t know winning the internet was so demoralizing.
Always around here, honey
It was a great moment too, when I asked the guy if he wanted to check to make sure it was the right picture (SOP, people save the wrong files all the time). Instead of coming around to see he just yells from across the counter ‘It’s a midget stripper right!?’
‘It’s a midget stripper right!?’
If I had a nickle for every time I heard that phrase at H2…
I didn’t know winning the internet was so demoralizing.
‘We aim to displease.’
That should be the slogan for Animosity International.
You should have said, “GUY or GIRL?”
And when he said, “GIRL,” you should have said, “BLACK or WHITE?”
Revvy, Proud and jealous.
Ka ching!
MJ – since there was only one picture on the CD, I think all of that would have come off as a bit suspicious.
I feel bad too, because the guy I was printing it for is actually a really nice guy and leaves tips for me on occasion.
He’s not nearly as skeevy as you’d expect for the owner of a strip club.
sorry yall I had to take DD out of the house to eat. Scott they think it is a problem from the appendectomy. Not exactly sure what.
CRAP!!!! Now the pajammagram is showing up in all my shit
MJ: I’ve been meaning to let you know that I finally listened to Deadmau5 “Random Album Title” . Took a bit since it was in my truck and I only have a 20 minute commute. It was pretty good stuff!
Now the pajammagram is showing up in all my shit
Hit the Amazon linkie and you’ll get that instead.
‘We aim to displease.’
I like it. Future mug design.
‘Hatred Across Borders’ was mine.
‘We aim to displease.’
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I thought it was “FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Now the pajammagram is showing up in all my shit
HAH! It’s probably better than one of us mentioning some pr0n site and then seeing those links.
Probably.
Seems that at least one member of the Indie PD had an interesting view
of the Superbowl.
http://i1195.photobucket.com/albums/aa385/Boquisucio/snipah.jpg
ChrisP
Thanks for the laugh, Revvy!
Yeah, it’s demoralizing now, but think of the stories you’ll be able to tell your grandkids…..
(You think I’m kidding – they’re gonna tell everyone that their granny TOTALLY ROCKS!!!!!!)
Hey, I was getting links to women’s shoes after clicking a link here. Not even killer heels, they were flats.
I thought it was “FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Too crass. We here at AI prefer to express ourselves eloquently while maintaining a clear and obvious disdain for pretty much everyone.
I was getting zombie high-heels. On Accuweather, FaceChimp, and others…
Seems that at least one member of the Indie PD had an interesting view of the Superbowl.
Wow…
MJ: I’ve been meaning to let you know that I finally listened to Deadmau5 “Random Album Title” . Took a bit since it was in my truck and I only have a 20 minute commute. It was pretty good stuff!
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Excellent.
No pajamagrams. No teddy bears. No flowers. No jewelry. No cheap chocolate. (If I’m going to cheat on my diet, it won’t be for a Hershey bar. Try Ghiradelli brownie.)
Revvy, this customer who wanted a print of a midget stripper? Tall, silver hair, glasses?
You live within a few hundred miles of Connecticut?
I live IN Connecticut Tushar. I’ve met Wiser several times
No, it wasn’t him.
Tall, silver hair, glasses?
You live within a few hundred miles of Connecticut?
Heh heh.
Actually Xbrad popped into my head with the midget stripper print request.
I thought the midget stripper crew were Count and Sohos?
Who said anything about Wiser? Boy, you people jump to conclusions. I am disturbed to see that Wiser is the first person you think of when it comes to printing lifesize photos of midget strippers.
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j188/lars_vargas/bridget-the-midget-FRONT.jpg
This midget?
Sure Tushar.
No Jimbro =P this one had more piercings.
For the longest time I was getting adds for schizophrenia medicine…holy shit I spelled that right
Has anyone heard from Mrs. Peel lately?
Sohos those ads were not for you. They were for the other Sohos.
Sohos, Will did a drive by earlier this week.
Did anybody have anybody else committed to an institution today?
Spotify blows PJM’s goats!
Too bad Revvy, I had a good story about Bridget from the town near where I was born:
http://duelingcouches.blogspot.com/2010/07/stoughton-cop-loses-job-over-bridget.html
Jimbro we met her and Count has a picture with her. We posted it on the old site
Sohos, ball pain could be a sign of hernia from the appendectomy.
I had a hernia in high school, lower left abdomen. For some reason it makes your balls hurt.
Jimbro we met her and Count has a picture with her. We posted it on the old site
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*Adds another one to “bucket list”*
Did anybody have anybody else committed to an institution today?
Why? Was there a discount?
Revvy, this customer who wanted a print of a midget stripper? Tall, silver hair, glasses?
You live within a few hundred miles of Connecticut?
buh-huh
Hm. *cough*
buh-HUH! HAH
*cough, cough, buhrr rah rum. a-hem. Hm*
BWAAAA HA HA HAAaa haaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpYBT0XyvA&feature=share
Apropos tonight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiFyE0R18pI&feature=fvst
Full moon’s been gorgeous the last few nights. Air’s so clear out here I could almost read by it.
Dave, the spermatic cord containing lots of things including the genitofemoral nerve runs in the canal where the hernia happens.
Hernia pain = Ball pain because of the nerve connection
MOM!!! Everyone is posting videos in the thread and you know how MCPO gets when that happe….
Never mind.
Cyn – Notice how a full moon on a clear night makes Uranus shine?
Full moon’s been gorgeous the last few nights.
Technically, the moon is only actually full for one night. It’s now waning.
/pedant
Yeah, I know. The nerves in the swimsuit area are all crazy and shit down there. I think you call it “referred pain”?
Count mighta strained the area around the surgery afterwards.
. . . but Mars almost disappears.
Dave that is the first thing I said was hernia. They didnt even check for it
Aggie,
I can’t help but wonder what the Indie cops were anticipating, that they would have a setup like that (snipers) at the bowl game. I didn’t see anything in the ‘so called’ NEWS…
I’m aware, Sean. It appears full for 3 nights, only really full for one.
3 nights makes werewolf movies more interesting though.
My mother is strange. She called me to tell me that my aunt is on the sick cruise ship. She thinks. She doesn’t know. But she wants to let me know.
In case.
20 min of blablablabla.
/rant off
Notice how a full moon on a clear night makes Uranus shine?
Oooo… shiny!
Why am I now reminded of Jazz’s avatard?! HAHA!
Sohos, I wouldn’t hazard to guess from afar, I only hope it’s a good outcome. It sucks to be ill and in pain
Ive been seeing the full moon when I drive in to the office in the mornings
Aw. She just wants to talk to her boy, Vmax.
Enjoy it while you got it.
That was my thought too, ChrisP.
What the fuck were they expecting? Monitoring chatter, maybe?
Indie cops? Hmm…
http://tinyurl.com/7hs9ue3
They checked his blood and urine. They think it is a crimp of sorts in the intestines. They likened it to a long balloon….I don’t know. He can’t eat and they will see if that lessons the pain and pressure.
My mom used to do that too Vman.
What Humpy said.
I ain’t no doctor and I didn’t stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night either, but I hope they figure it out and he gets well soon.
Sean,
Did you see the pic that I put up? Pretty damn strange…
My Mom would give me the litany of who was sick, whose 2nd cousin had passed away, etc. I used to zone out. Wish I could have those phone calls all over again.
I hardly ever talk on the phone with my mom. When we do, it’s all business.
Aggie,
One of my friends postulated that Indie-PD had bet heavily on the game, and that if Brady was having ‘too good a night’, well…
Nice quarterback you’ve got here. Be a shame it something was to happen to it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Like The Last Boy Scout, eh??
Prolly had something to do with the halftime show, Chrispy. You know, if Madge started to Hulk out or something.
Pepe – Your Mom still a DI in the Marine Corps?
The coyotes are howling outside tonight.
MCPO – Nope, not a DI, just not very maternal. May explain a few things.
Wish I could have those phone calls all over again.
ouch
good advice MCPO I will suck it up.
The coyotes are howling outside tonight.
I just heard one reeeeeally close here.
Sean,
You could, very well be right. That could have resulted in a stampede and many casualties. Kind of like an India Soccer game!
Wise precaution…
>> I just heard one reeeeeally close here.
…
AGGIE THAT HOWL CAME FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE! GET OUT! GET OUT NOW!!!!!!!
I would have just taken a dump in his office.
And that is why we can’t have nice boobs.
No….. it was in our cul-de-sac, just two doors down from my house.
If the howl had come from inside my house, I would have been able to shoot at it
Are you sure they’re coyotes, what with the full moon and all.
Lycanthropes!
When Ruby could not walk in 2010 I stopped taking walks. When Ruby died Bear was chewing his feet bloody and did not walk.
Now that it is just Zeke and I we are learning to walk off leash again. Zeke forgot a little, but we are bonding better than ever.
I might get to foster a preggers Golden Girl. No a dog not PJM. Or I might not. Depends on the Vet visit tomorrow.
*dreams of 10 golden puppies and adopting 1*
Pretty sure…
*breaks out the silver just in case*
I browned the beef, made the sauce, grated the cheese, cooked the noodles, assembled the casserole, and baked the thing, but MOM made lasagna tonight.
Heh X,
one of the blabla things mom mentioned was she bought a roast. I need to make gravy, yorkshire pudding, and veggies. On Sunday.
I will be there, I have not had a good Sunday dinner in a year!
ninja please, I know my coyote howls
I’ve had several good Sunday dinners.
It’s just that I’ve made them.
And cleaned up.
Actually, I wouldn’t mind cleaning up if I only had to do it once, maybe twice a day. But cleaning the kitchen is a full time job with my mom.
I forgot the mashed potatoes and corn. Peas are a option and broccoli and cheese for the green.
No dessert for dinner. Supper has dessert.
Dinner is at noon
(Check the sun)
Supper is at 5:30. But can vary.
Dessert tonight was sugar cookies.
One free guess who made those…
Well, I gots ALL of the laundry done today. And then, Herself came home and changed her clothes. . .*sigh*
Dessert tonight was sugar cookies.
Girl Scouts?
vmax, i’m going to possibly be in your neck of the woods sometime around the 24th of this month. You going to be around?
http://tinyurl.com/86fjqt5
Oh, come on. Hipster trap kilt it?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Heh.
http://tinyurl.com/869lphm
I thought maybe my trying to make a date with vmax did in the thread.
The coyotes are howling outside tonight.
I just heard one reeeeeally close here.
Holy crap, that is something I didn’t think about when deciding to move to Texas!
*gets the heebie-jeebies*
Hi Lipstick Dynamite! *waves*
You’re moving to Texas? I’m so out of touch.
Vman, if you get a chance to meet up with Grampa Brew, take it.
He’s really fun for a guy twice your age.
Really, remember how I’m afraid of big mean dogs?
It’s 10 times worse with each mutation toward wolves.
*shivers
Truer words, Brad.
Lipstick, no worries. Just don’t leave small pets out!
I got an inquiry on LinkedIn today from a Raytheon recruiter in DFW. You guys have had more snow than we have, though, so I said no thanks.
You’re moving to Texas?
Not anymore.
Lipstick- We have coyotes in Perry County fershrissakes!
Lippy, ‘yotes don’t bother grownups much.
Ferrets are “snack sized” for them, though.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
But not that many, Chief. Are they RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR??!
Ferrets are “snack sized” for them, though.
AAAAHHHHHHH!!!! MY BABIES!!!11!
Leon – Are you high?
Lippy, in Irvine, CA, I went out on my busy residential street to smoke, and found a coyote about 10 feet away looking at me.
Don’t worry about the coyotes, Lipstick.
The hippies are far more dangerous.
Goodnight
Okay,
Goin’ totally ‘off-topic’ ( I know that one can’t really do that here), but I’ve got a “wart” on my chest that was totally stable for a couple of years.
In the last couple weeks, it started itching, growing, and bleeding. It had a red border and black on the top. It’s twice the size it was a month ago.
I called my GP for an appointment and , oddly enough, got one today!
Seems Feb is slow there. He looked at it and then his watch, said: “I’ve got no other appointments between now and lunch. Want to take care of this now?”
Yeah, lets do it!
He numbed it up, sliced it out, threw it in a jar, and sent to the lab to see if it’s malignant!
I’m really impressed with this guy. He’s from Lahore India and is very smart, and very knowledgeable.
He is the replacement for my fifteen-year GP who chose to leave the huge “machine” that is Multicare and go back to being a ‘country doctor’.
Move to Wisconsin, Lipstick. I guarantee Mr. L a great job and all the cheese youse guys can eat.
X-brad, did you poop your pants? If not, why not?
He probably heard there was a tender succulent sheep nearby.
vmax, when I have firmer dates I’ll hook up with you on facechimp. Goodnight everybody!
Lippy – Lemme go look!
Lippy, why would I freak out. ‘yotes aren’t that big, and he was more afraid of me.
And it wasn’t sheep he was after. It was the neighborhood kittehs.
http://youtu.be/K458L1CYHVc
Pupster?
Crap, Lipstick, we have coyotes all over Johnson County, KS, where I live … inside our city limits (I’ve seen them walking down the roadside less than 1 mile from my house.
Let’s try that again.
Pupster?
http://tinyurl.com/85qaea3
Chrispy, I don’t recall giving you permission to be ill.
Goodnight Aggie and Brewfan.
Chrispy, now that was some great service. All the best and good for you for getting that checked quickly.
B-rad, was Sox hiding under the bed?
MCPO is not back yet — I’m getting worried. The Coyote of Carnage may have struck again!
This is pretty amazing for this tiny girl.
She is not big enough to have a voice like this!
http://videos2view.net/2believe-JE.htm
Lippy, this was before Sox and I met.
But it is because of stuff like that why he’s an indoor only kitty.
Lipstick, I’m pretty sure we don’t have any of these in our neighborhood though. You?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuWONGnUVJE&feature=related
I bought her debut album, ChrisP. She’s amazing.
Andy?
http://tinyurl.com/7v49bew
I think this guy may be the best heavy metal drummer ever. You?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyZYIEgcj-Q&feature=related
*scratches Johnson County off the list*
Xbrad,
It wasn’t intended, it just happened. I was just stunned, “Stunned, I tell you!”, that things were slack enough that he could say; “I’ve got time before lunch. Are you up for it? Let’s do this!”
Some where in western Washington, my wart is in a jar, headed off to a lab to be grown in a Petri-Dish.
Kumon, how cool is that?
*glares at Clint* you know very well those monkeys are only found in Perry County PA.
Anybody seen Chief lately?
I think a Howler Monkey may have gotten him, Lipstick.
Nope. Not outside the door. Just the neighbor, Jim.
Are you sure Jim isn’t a coyote/howler monkey in disguise? Better put a few rounds in him just to be sure.
THIS STILL MAKES ME HOWL, Lipstick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqtr_RvR3sY
Lipstick – I would, but Jim’s wife is bigger than me. . .
>> Holy crap, that is something I didn’t think about when deciding to move to Texas!
Coyotes are like deer, they’re askert of people.
Archer needs to hurry up and have a download link available, or I’m gonna cut a bitch.
Dave, if they are like deer, they must kill a lot of people every year.
They’re not quite as tasty as deer.
Already looking forward to BBF. Please don’t disappoint. No pics of Michael Moore, even though he does have huge boobs and that vacant, semi-retarded look that many of the BBF models have. :0
See you guys tomorrow.
couldn’t agree more with this sentiment. Re: glitterbombs.
It’s obviously a form of terrorism because at first the candidate doesn’t know what hit them. It could be anthrax, or some other poisonous substance. The bodyguards should shoot anyone who’s in the act of throwing something at a candidate. There’s no time to wait and see what’s been thrown.
Oh my, now I know where so many things come from — Torettes Guy!
“Don’t talk shit about Total!”
http://tinyurl.com/7p7fw8e
No, coyotes are smarter than deer, they don’t run in front of cars.
Deer are as dumb as a bag of hammers.
1. TGSG, you’re correct.
2. Wow, Lippy, if you hadn’t wasted all those years over at IB, you might have known about Tourette’s Guy sooner…
Agree with TGSG.
All the rest of you, except for x-bad, stop glitterbombing me with logic n shit.
Okay, got to hit the hay. Goodnight and don’t let the howler monkeys bite.
G’night, all.
http://bit.ly/xEffEt
sleepy sleepy
http://youtu.be/44MuH6AD2zE
http://youtu.be/VkX3rT-SgvM
wakey wakey
Leon – Are you high?
Well, I was when I wrote that. Mostly I just don’t want to move again, and said as much. Raytheon doesn’t have a local office in the business she described, so I probably won’t hear from her again.
Well, this is unfortunate.
http://tinyurl.com/7t3q2jm
http://i.imgur.com/CPBBu.jpg
The guy has a near-Duggar number of kids, I can’t imagine he does that very often.
Aw crap. Valentines.
I’ll make some nut balls. Everyone likes salty balls, right?
CHOCOLATE, Leon. And the good stuff. Not the crap from Rite Aid.
Right, I’ll go to Walgreens.
She’s already said “no chocolate”, actually. I may actually break down and buy jewelry.
No chocolate?
*cries
Underwear.
Underpants.
what’s with you folks today?
We’re both still trying to lose a few pounds, but she prefers durable goods in any event. She said no to flowers, too.
My dad sent me this:
INTERNET WARNING:
If you get an email titled, “Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi,” don’t open it…
It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.
Darn it! I missed a date with Brew
We’re all trying to lose a few pounds.
A small box of (good) chocolate – one piece after a good lunch stimulates the brain to turn off.
Or after dinner. Same thing.
10 extra mins on the elliptical will make it go away.
Roamy – you mentioned low carb the other day-are you doing SOuth beach or similar?
Why would I want to turn my brain… off?
That said, I occasionally eat 100% cacao chocolate squares when I have a craving. If it’s really a chocolate craving, that satisfies me.
one piece after a good lunch stimulates the brain to turn off.
This is very important…turn off what?
I see the ONT at Ace’s delved into that French parenting thing. Ugh. That piece (the book, the author’s take) plays into the American bashing, everything we do is wrong attitude so many expats have.
THere was another piece in the WSJ this week – that illuminated a few other things about the french.
How the parents are less concerned about their children’s daycare – just as long as they don’t have to watch them. How at the playground, they tune out and don’t really watch their kids very closely. How the moms are obsessed with looking good during and after their pregnancy- weight gain, etc. How their breastfeeding rate is TINY compared to ours, because the moms want their freedom.
I already went off on this article elsewhere.
Turns of your brain from demanding more food.
It’s SCIENCE.
One piece of chocolate makes my brain demand more chocolate.
Stupid brain.
Carin, nothing formal at the moment. No bread, rice, potatoes, or pasta. Nothing breaded. I’m using the low-carb e-mealz plan for shopping, but they are repeating recipes, so I will probably drop it rather than renew. I still eat cereal for breakfast some days, but it’s granola or whole-grain. Lots of salads.
Often, after lunch I start thinking I want a second lunch. Usually a bit of something sweet satiates me.
Now, a piece of chocolate – out the blue, middle of the afternoon just because? Does the same thing. I’ll want a second piece.
A few eggs are going to tide you over better than cereal, if you can take the time.
mmm… chocolate… mmm
And good Friday morning!
Roamy, a friend of mine just started South Beach yesterday and was asking me about it.
I think she’s really trying to get her husband to lose weight, and isn’t telling him .
I don’t see this working.
Often, after lunch I start thinking I want a second lunch. Usually a bit of something sweet satiates me.
To me, this would imply that I made too small of a lunch, or I didn’t get enough fat.
As for the French parenting thing, what drives me insane about American (or any country’s) parents is inconsistency and meaningless threats. “If you do that one more time, I’m gonna…” and the kid misbehaves again, because he knows no one is going to knuckle down and make him stop. I have a little brat of a great-nephew who just runs wild. His parents don’t believe in spanking and apparently not any other kind of discipline, either.
Cereal makes me hungry an hour and a half later. Eggs tide me (and my husband) over for hours. They’re magic.
Leon, yes, I eat eggs for breakfast most days. I need some different recipes.
Yea, no Leon. Lunchtime is just my hungriest time of day. I could skip dinner and be fine.
There are days I KNOW I ate a good lunch. I just want more.
Small bit of something sweet and I’m good.
I don’t really eat breakfast any more, so I don’t know that I can be much help. If I do eat it now, it’s usually just scrambled eggs and salsa. Sometime I’ll ditch half the whites or add cheese if I’m feeling decadent.
It wouldn’t work for me, Car in, that’s all. Lunch is probably the best time for a sweet food if you’re going to have it, though.
ng, what drives me insane about American (or any country’s) parents is inconsistency and meaningless threats. “I
yes, sure.
The French parenting thing, they have some points, but it’s lost amid all the bullshit in the piece. That’s my issue.
I mean, for instance – most french moms only breast feed for a couple of weeks. It has the lowest rate in the western world. Why? French feminism:
More chocolate for ME, then, Leon
Carin, ugh. I enjoyed breastfeeding once I got past the first month. I wasn’t washing and prepping bottles all the time.
Agreed!
In France, a baby is a burden to be overcome. More:
The frenchie french article was laughable. All I saw was that french people are somewhat better about disciplining children than the average lefty journalist, but mostly they engage in a fair amount of neglect. Benign and otherwise. There’s a reason they aren’t far behind Japan in the race for demographic suicide.
Ok, this made me lol. From comments of the article I quoted:
i was breast feeding on the bus…the looks of disgust from several passengers was enough for my girlfriend to tell me to stop it.
better about disciplining children than the average lefty journalist
**puts Leon in “time-out”.
I will say that I’m not the strictest disciplinarian ever, always room for improvement, but NONE of my children EVER threw a temper tantrum.
Ever.
It never happened.
Meh, there’s always going to be someone offended or grossed out. I tried to be discreet, but I was going to take care of my child first and foremost.
I think the joke was that HE was nursing. LOL.
And I nursed everywhere, and people almost always had no idea.
I even had people occasionally come up an try to admire my baby … they’ get close enough and then realize.
Oops.
Where’s Wiser? I think he’d enjoy this conversation.
I think I see a light coming from under his door. Lauraw should call him.
I’m aggressively pro-breastfeeding. I worry that my kids will have trouble with it like my mom claims I did, though. I was supposedly collicky on breast milk, and she put me on formula at 6 weeks.
Probably cost me 10 points of IQ and an inch of height.
Work time.
Most of those issues can be worked through, Leon.
Many babies react to the food a mom eats. A dedicated mom can rather quickly figure out what’s causing the problem.
rolling back the gains of the women’s movement and shackling women to “despotic, gluttonous babies who devour their mothers”.
For f*cks sake, you are a woman, that is what you are meant to do. Have babies and care for them. Stoopid asses. Women’s movement my ass. Having babies is the most womanly thing a woman can do.
I don’t get it. My parents ignored me and I came out fine.
*wipes hobo blood from mouth.
Protein in the morning is a good thing.
You won’t be in the least surprised to learn that breastfeeding, like so many other grave threats to civilisation, was invented in America.
o_O
Okay, is this really from the ‘Onion’?
I am one part lazy. Breastfeeding is an excellent tool for the lazy.
and rigid feeding regimes if they are to retain their independence and their sex lives.
Wait, I thought feminists didn’t care to be sexualized.
LOL, no it’s not beasn. In france, boobs are for the husband and not to be shared.
I am one part lazy. Breastfeeding is an excellent tool for the lazy.
I am in so much agreement with this statement you cannot believe it. Or you can. whichever.
I’m sorta a breasfeeding nazi – but only for those who WANT to do it. I’ve known too many women who got horrible advice and regretted how things turned out.
But the minute someone’s not interested, I back off.
I don’t think I really mean lazy….it’s more spending time doing shit I’d rather not do….take the time for extra dishes when I could be taking a nap with baby.
Breastfeeding was invented in America??
WTFITS??
How did the fucks over in Gaul feed their babies before bottles were invented? Hell, an AMERICAN was the first to patent the soft teat, and does that twatwaffling thunderflap realize that the French’s favorite organization, the World Health Organization, condemns the use of bottles, preferring to encourage breastfeeding??
Holy fucking shit, those people should be lobotomized.
That is, if they aren’t already.
Oh, and good morning.
I’m with you car in, I will encourage it wherever I can. And for the narcissist French type, I go how the route of how many health benefits it has for the mother.
HA!
‘Twatwaffling thunderclap’.
Good morning to you, Aggie!
clap – flap
tomato tomoto
I’m thinking I’m getting cursed today as I have called off work. I have upper respiratory crap going on and major fatigue. No way could I get much done today considering I’m usually the only one scheduled on Friday.
Oh well, maybe they should learn all hands should be on deck ON ONE OF OUR MOST BUSIEST DAYS.
Well, I had to censor myself, Beasn.
I used “flap” instead of the “c” word
Holy shit, that pissed me off enough to put Bailey’s in my coffee.
400!!!!!
I think the author was being a bit facetious regarding the current pro-breastfeeding movement in the United States. It was written by a pro-breastfeeding father (US citizen, I think) in France. Women in civilized France have progressed beyond babies being attached to their breasts, but in the (US led) movement would have those women lose their hard gained advances with their pro-nursing agenda.
For them, the current “fad” of nursing is the result of us barbarian Americans.
My MIL came over from Germany in the 60′s, and desperate to fit in she bottle fed her babies. Didn’t want to be taken for an immigrant by nursing.
It’s all just very interesting – how society views, and influences women.
Aggs, do you NEED to be pissed for Baileys, knowing how yummy it makes life? Or is it just this sitch? I haven’t read the cause for the effect. Jess wondrin.
Just this, Shim.
I normally leave the booze until kids are in bed. This just set me off for some reason.
how society views, and influences women.
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Show us your tits!
My MiL, who came over in the 50s, says she wanted to try breastfeeding but said she only was able to see ‘water’. She didn’t know anything about it and there wasn’t anyone to tell her. ‘Foremilk’ being ‘watery’ in appearance.
Her own mother couldn’t breastfeed her – not sure the circumstance – so she was fed weak tea and who knows what else. Said her mom’s woman friend, who had a newborn, let her latch on and that was the only time she was a content baby.
Show me your tits and I will give you some shiny plastic beads!
Show me your tits and I will give you some shiny plastic beads!
http://tinyurl.com/6uttktt
http://tinyurl.com/85q95nx
Makes me wonder what about salvage? Spain did not maintain a presence on board the ship so it was clearly something to be salvaged. Did the 1902 Treaty of Friendship and General Relations between the United States of America and Spain cancel that?
Show us your tits!
Here you go MJ.
Here you go Beasn
http://www.firemountaingems.com/details.asp?PN=H203775PB
See MJ Beads work better than just askin.
OK I take that back MJ
Vmax,
“This treaty requires the United States to extend to Spanish shipwrecked vessels the same protection and immunities afforded to its own shipwrecked vessels in similar circumstances.”
I believe it applies to ships lost in battle. It differentiates between merchant ships and battle ships. That is why the Court ruled in favor of Mel Fisher in the case of the Atocha.
L to R: hostage wimmens
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v489/gmland/404233_292511140815432_226397514093462_874218_1228735371_n.jpg
and I mean that in the nicest possible way!
http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/tiger.jpg
Dude, I soooo do not need a broomstick…
Thank you Aggs.
I do not know the current state of British law, maybe it would have been worth taking it to the admiralty seeing as they sunk it and trying to get prize money for it.
*gives Hotspur lots of smooches*
Hotspur wins a piece of pie.
http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/tiger.jpg
The stretch marks don’t hold a candle the the disaster from surgery. That’s why I had to go and bedazzle the belly button.
My stretchmarks have stretchmarks.
Iffin’ it makes you ladies feel any better, post prostate surgery is kinda hard on us dude’s bodies too.
Good morning!
Frozen spinach is gross. Had some with my eggs this morning. Bleargh, even with cheddar and olive oil.
I still have almost two bags left.
Needs to be mixed into something like quiche or meatloaf, I think.
Iffin’ it makes you ladies feel any better, post prostate surgery is kinda hard on us dude’s bodies too.
Oh, like anybody cares what a man looks like. Didn’t leave suture marks on your sense of humor, did it? No? Ok then.
Who looks underneath a dude anyway?
That’s how you can tell the manufacturer, beasn.
They don’t cut you from “underneath” beasn, they cut from the front.
That was fun. Work just called. Appears the dpt manager didn’t even show up and they wanted to know what flavor a cake was since some idgit, who took the order, didn’t mark it. Appears it should have been done yesterday.
I’m sort of glad I didn’t go in now. Feeling like I do, I would have had a coronary walking into a pile of orders that my coworkers like to pass off to me because they are too lazy to take care of them or any issues to do with them.
‘Taint easy, that’s for sure.
This looks like fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhfd9dIkXEk&feature=player_embedded#!
they cut from the front.
Pictures or it didn’t happen.
Scars from surgery or gunfire or a sword are more attractive than overstretched deflatedness. I’m weird like that.
I’m stealing that Laura. That’s crazy.
It’s way past the point of Obama being incompetent. He truly is a SCFOMF.
I can’t believe there is even one person, of even minimal intelligence, that would vote for him.
Oh gosh, Laura – I’m dying from laughter!!!!!
I think we may have given everyone an idea for Lapeer-a-palooza activities…..
Andy, nice headline over at mothership.
Holy crap, this guy really fancies himself a dictator and absolutely no one is challenging him on it! How the Hell is he going to get this little decree enacted?? Executive order?
beasn proves it: Chicks dig scars.
This looks like fun.
Insane!! Let’s put that on the to-do list for Lapeerpalooza right now!
Scars from surgery or gunfire or a sword are more attractive than overstretched deflatedness. I’m weird like that.
I dunno. Those those port scars aren’t cool in the least. They’re like BLOBS.
Fucking Caesar obama.
The Left cries about King Bush all these years, meanwhile they can’t see the emperor giving out decrees from on high.
Coulter was right. If you want to know what Democrats actually do, just pay attention to what they are complaining about Republicans doing.
Oh, the one yesterday? “come on, guys.”
If I ran a newsroom and my reporters came back from that meeting and let that go without challenging or following up, they would all be fucking fired. What are these assholes getting paid to do? You can’t even really call them stenographers, because stenographers are accurate and faithful!
I thought that was UNBELIEVABLE lauraw. I cannot believe that occurred with so little comment.
>>What about Chick-Fil-A? They are closed on Sundays. Will they be required to provide abortion pills?
Hobby Lobby will be forced to stock them in the checkout aisles next to the Bible verse mints.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 10, 2012 11:14 AM (ZKzrr)
Why isn’t Radish a Hostage?
http://twitter.com/#!/ObamaVolt/status/166950377521033217
“Come on guys” was a perfect example of the media bias. Not one of the libs caught it.
Ok, I just had a bowel of veggies, steamed, with just a bit of olive oil salt and pepper.
And it was surprisingly satisfying. I think it was the olive oil that really sealed the deal.
There were just frozen veggies from costo – carrots, squash, cauliflower,etc.
*burp
Obama has been distancing himself from this controversy … for weeks now. He sent Biden out yesterday …
Come on guys … don’t tie me to my policies!
https://twitter.com/#!/pxystick/status/168007078248587264
Come on guys … don’t tie me to my policies!
Bingo.
I can’t believe a “journalist” *laughs loudly* would let, “Come on, guys” go.
Did anyone notice that the story has moved to the contraception angle, and completely dropped “abortifacients” from the news?
Great comment over at Andy’s post:
The administration will expand the religious exemption for religiously affiliated universities and hospitals, the source said. Individuals will be able to get contraceptive coverage directly from insurers.
I’m not understanding. If they’re now exempt, then how can they get contraceptives directly from insurers – provided by those exempt?
President Barack Obama will announce the decision at 12:15 p.m. at the White House. The president briefed New York Archbishop Timothy Dolan, head of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops, on the decision Friday morning.
*wonders if Dolan will think it’s all better now and he can go back to grabbing his ankles with pleasure*
I think this is why so many were unhappy with the “Those Catholics Got What They Deserve” angle to this story. At issue is that the health care monstrosity tramples ALL our rights, merely illustrated by the Catholic/contraceptives dealo.
Smoke and mirrors. If Dolan or anyone takes this as a point in their favor, they are a bunch of complete dumbasses they have always been.
Exempt or not, in the end, we all have to pay for someone else’s habits.
bowel of veggies
Ewwwww…….
Get it in writing and then triplicate. If they accept this horse pile then they are in on the game.
I am making BLT’s for lunch.
Cherry wood smoked bacon.
What can I say?
Exactly car in, like this comment-
http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=326590#c17430044
May other groups sue for equal protection. Kinda like groups should be suing to be exempt like democrat favored businesses and unions are.
Mare, it’s an outrage, and unfortunately CPAC is kind of squashing the reaction because all these pundits are there and not really following the news.
Laura, I centered your video embed to comply with the latest edition AoSHQ Style Guide™
omg, YOU’RE ONE OF THOSE
Ha!
*sets out flying monkey detectors*
https://twitter.com/#!/johnhawkinsrwn/status/168013904746790912
>> Needs to be mixed into something like quiche or meatloaf, I think.
or a compost pile
We can use the spinach to wrap the brussel sprouts!
Lauraw, frozen spinach works for Quelites.
I’d rather play a round of golf than eat spinach.
And you know how I feel about golf.
I don’t understand how “executive order” works. Makes no sense to me. Why have congress or a vote? I imagine it was intended for use in “immediate circumstances,” but it can’t mean a President can just “decree” something. It’s not in keeping with the intent of the Constitution and Bill of Rights.
Besides google, can any of you direct me to a good explanation for the use of executive order?
Hmm, per twitter, it sounds like Coulter is giving a doozy of a speech at CPAC.
I love spinach and brussel sprouts, turnips, rutabegas, any vegetable actually.
ThisNation.com: What is an Executive Order?
Seemed like a reasonable explanation to me.
Thanks, Jay.
This is the most reasonable part:
“Executive Orders are controversial because they allow the President to make major decisions, even law, without the consent of Congress. This, of course, runs against the general logic of the Constitution — that no one should have power to act unilaterally.”
So, if the dems write an ambiguous law, it gives Obama plenty of leeway to enforce it.
Define “doozy”, J’Ames.
Try this:
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/168022213004509184
Looks like Coulter has gone full-blown Hugh Hewitt. Fuck her!
New post.