You knew it was coming. Time to stand up, look east, and face the day.
Monday is back, and it’s ready for one more round, are you?
Of course you are. I mean, you’re feeling a little sick after a full day of nachos, beer, brats, and various foods in “popper” form, but you’ve got stuff to do today, and it’s gotta get done.
So dress appropriately, strap on some safety gear…
… head out for that morning commute…
… and then put your foot up Monday’s poop chute.
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You’re welcome, America.
I did not eat any junk food yesterday – well, just a couple of (maybe three) hot wings. Then a salad. Didn’t drink either.
Monday Morning WINNING.
Something’s wrong with #2′s right leg.
She must be a kicker in the NFL.
Yeah, Monday is starting out with a BANG! isn’t it?
The first one and the last one.
#2′s right leg is fine. The perspective just hides that her left thigh is equally muscular.
So very, very muscular.
Anyone notice how the word “abortifacients” has been trending in the news lately?
Yeah, the first one.
Hate to post and run, but I actually have to go follow all of my above advice presently.
Good day to all you folks.
Heh, Iowahawk. “And now all the New York and New England players will return to their homes in income tax-free Florida and Texas.”
Heh, as screwed up as Iowa’s caucus is, at least we’re not Nevada.
I just love it when Mr. RFH’s D&D friends spam my email with their game shit.
What does D&D spam look like? I can’t even imagine.
“We’re playing Saturday! Yay!”
“Here’s the game notes from last time”
“Here’s what happened to your character in the meantime” (repeat 3 times)
“Are we still on for Saturday”
“I won’t be there.”
“Awwww, why not?”
Mind you, this is my work email. The DM included me on one of the messages because Mr. RFH and I had a huge fight once because he didn’t tell me he was playing D&D until he was packing up to leave. (And that’s a run-on sentence, and I don’t care.)
That, and I’m still steamed about him and Rocketboy dragging ass home after 2 AM the last time.
Mr. RFH is also pushing for a date night on Friday because he knows the ratio of dates to D&D games is sub-optimal, and that’s another thing that pisses me off. And it’s near Valentine’s Day, so we’re walking on eggshells around each other anyway. Bleah.
I want to go back to bed and sleep off today.
Good morning!
Last one for sure.
Roamy, substitute “D&D” for “EQ” and that’s my life. The sad part is Hubby quit playing two years ago, and I still only get one date night a year.
And that’s only because he has to attend the Holiday Ball.
#1 and number one, oh, and the first one as well.
That first one has that “porn star” look going.
He’s such an asshole:
>> “And now all the New York and New England players will return to their homes in income tax-free Florida and Texas.”
Yep, and while at least half of their income and bonuses remain tax-free in those states, they all have to pay any applicable income taxes when they plan on the road in other states that have an income tax. Counties and municipalities too.
When Roger Clemons left for the Yankees we used to joke about how much he liked playing away games in Texas cause this state left his money alone.
Carin, it is expected of Obama. This is SOP for the POS.
And I bet they all breathed a sigh of relief when he left.
I’m not excusing the Prez, mind you. Just looking at it from a half-full perspective
If Jeb had left for an Obama speech, Jeb would have been accused of RACISM.
the piece is here – http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-02-05/team-obama-shows-dangerous-penchant-for-hubris-albert-r-hunt.html
and there a few other interesting nuggets in it.
kilt it.
*washes hands
My work here is done
way to go Car in.
Obviously, this little poat wasn’t really ready for MONDAY. Prolly was up too late last night drinking.
I only had ONE BEER!!!
Sheesh…
btw – I won $1000 on the game last night!
*pours poat a beer*
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2012/01/how-much-does-a-list-actor-make-spend.html
Somehow, I think this is the average, rather than an exceptional case. You could probably just fill in any name you can imagine. No wonder their world view is so screwed up.
Heh, Limbaugh in Kraft’s box for the Super Bowl has got to be chapping some hides in New England. They are even going after him for picking his nose.
The bubblebutt on MMM girl #1 is kind of unbelievable.
I disbelieve it myself.
by disbelieve I mean I think implants are involved.
I keep wondering where the millions of people that have left the workforce, and therefore not counted in the unemployment numbers are doing for money. Are they retiring early? Have they learned to get by on government cheese? What does your gut tell you is going on?
The % of people that are participating in the workforce is the lowest it’s been since the Carter recession. What are they doing?
We’re wasting time on the innertubies, MJ.
Romney showed himself to be an ass even before the 2008 election was in the bag:
http://is.gd/D4DD7T
(h/t Legal Insurrection – http://is.gd/q1uu59)
I would wager that the explosion in social security disability, food stamps, and other payments to people has effectively removed people from the workforce.
I have to find out. It’s a question that is bother me.
Is the number of people collecting unemployment for 99 weeks included in the workforce numbers?
Implants in the derriere??
Wow…. that’s something I’ll never need.
*cries*
by disbelieve I mean I think implants are involved.
She appears to have a “classic” swayed back – characterized by a larger than normal buttocks and thighs…..
*I’ll take “Things your doctor taught you when you were a skinny (98 lb) 17-year-old (with a bubble butt and thunder thighs) being checked for possible back problems” for $400, Alex*
We turn our heat down to 65, use a single CFL in the evening. We huddle in our cave so we can make our mortgage payment – like the schmucks we are. Meanwhile, at the other end of town, the heat is turned up to 72F in their subsidized housing, they are using their free high-speed internet and talking on their free cellphones.
Time to go take Son to the clinic. I fear it might be strep throat
You can’t make this shit up:
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/02/06/egyptian-tv-israel-gave-us-jeans-that-contained-secret-magnets-causing-infertility/
I needed a good laugh this morning…..
Is the number of people collecting unemployment for 99 weeks included in the workforce numbers?
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It depends how the questions to the BLS survey are answered.
Wow, maybe I shouldn’t keep my cell phone in my pocket, since it probably has a magnet in it.
Thanks!
This is why liberals can’t have nice things:
http://is.gd/qouADj
There’s talk on the street, it’s there to remind you. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GGbi80h6Y0
Just ordered Mr. TiFW a little somethin’ for Valentine’s Day, using the Amazon widget; if we’re not able to make the Lapeer-a-palooza, be sure and bail Wiser out of jail last…..
Good morning, case of the Mondays sufferers.
“Is the number of people collecting unemployment for 99 weeks included in the workforce numbers?”
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You can be sure the government numbers are going to be massaged to look as good as possible until the election. They can always go back and revise them. “Obama’s cut unemployment to 7%” becomes “Oops, we meant 10.7%”
what are you talking about, sean? I LOVE MONDAYYYYY
woot woot woot
You can be sure the government numbers are going to be massaged to look as good as possible until the election. They can always go back and revise them. “Obama’s cut unemployment to 7%” becomes “Oops, we meant 10.7%”
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Listening to those ball gobblers, Chris Wallace and Juan Williams discuss the promise of the new numbers and how it was good for BO almost sent me into an epileptic seizure yesterday. Why oh why does Fox keep those libdouches on that station?!
But GMLand, FauxNews is just right wing propaganda. How can you believe them?
Should I:
A. Dispute the message that the Clint Eastwood commercial portrayed yesterday and throw cold water on all of my facetwat friends who are having a cumbaya moment over that commercial.
or.
B. let it alone and snigger at them.
Car in?
Guy, go read my blog.
Here, let me do the joke FOR you and save you the trouble:
“You have a blog?”
Ha ha ha … everyone have their nice laugh. But I did address the commercial bright and early this morning.
I am linking your blog on my friends post for her and all her squishy friends to reap the reality.
When did you start a blog?
ass
Cool. I kilt it again
But he is an ass, right?
Totally
Udderly
http://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/statuses/166546624858955776
I have to say, that really was very disappointing, not to mention total and utter bullshit.
Frack…Son has strep throat.
Momma has reached the end of her rope. If any of you fuckers tries to shove me off the ledge, I’m taking you with me.
Hey, it’s halftime in America. I guess that means we’re all supposed to switch over and check out what’s going on in Canada for the next 45 minutes or something.
That is never fun, Aggie.
And would someone please explain to me how, even if I believed what everyone is trying to sell me about Detroit, that means I’m going to buy an over-priced, shitty piece of crap built by greedy scum who are sucking the life’s blood out oft his country for their own personal gain?
It’s halftime in America – and what don’t you do during halftime? Change coaches. Nope, you play that coach all 4 quarters. Even if he really, really sucks. Even if he paid off his union buddies with taxpayer money.
Nope. You press on.
Now go get a hot dog and some beer. And one of those giant foam fingers that reads “Obama 2012!”
Now go get a hot dog and some beer. And one of those giant foam fingers that reads “Obama 2012!”
Yeah, I felt like that was the message as well.
Eh, what should we expect from Government Motors?
Concise:
http://www.nowracistinthe.us/
I am a Mopar man, I have a soft spot in my heart for Mopar muscle cars. I used to think if I had the money I would buy a Viper, or a Challenger SRT or you get the picture.
I am not interested now. If Chrysler needed a bail out they should have done what Iococca (?) did. He had a plan and delivered it. Then he delivered on the plan paid the gvt off early IRC.
Sixteen years of being a mom, and I had managed to avoid having a kid suffer through strep until now.
*shakes fist at Drill competition*
Strep isn’t the end of the world, Aggie.
Hang in there.
Or cut a drifter.
Whatever works for you.
Challenger SRT
Both the wife and me really liked the looks of that car. Now we look at Mustangs.
Good link, Aggs. Where did you find that?
I found it at FB, Sean. Y’all should put it on many sidebars.
Brad, I can’t cut a drifter. They are taking shelter and are hard to find in the rain.
Yes Jay and I hear there is a big horsepower race on. I cannot imagine Government Motors being interested in that much longer.
This bldg I am working in is incredible. I have never worked downtown before but man its awesome.
So, Madonna wasn’t nearly as bad as I expected. Music was awful. But she had nice boots.
The one thing that caught my eye was that guy doing the acrobatic thing on the wire. That was pretty impressive.
Xbad
I have started watching Merlin but missed a few episodes. It is not available on SyFy’s web site, any suggestions?
gimme a minute, Vman.
The one thing that caught my eye was that guy…..
Okay, who had Monday, February 6th, 2012 in the “Pick the day when xbrad finally comes out of the closet” pool?
The chick with the bicycle looks like the wife of one of my employees. Well she looks like a younger version of her anyways. Liz is 55 and looks about 39. Mostly because she’s built about like bicycle gal and has nice long wavy black hair. I’d hit it.
I am just working a short term project but hoping they extend it. *fingers crossed*
Check your email.
Halftime SUCKED!
Are you telling me that Clint Fucking Eastwood made a commercial for Obama?
I found it at FB, Sean. Y’all should put it on many sidebars.
I poated it on DPUD, Aggs. Gave you a h/t, too.
Fiat’s goal was to sell 50K units. They managed 19K.
And that little POS car, the 500, is by far the ugliest thing I’ve seen to hit the market in a very long time. I get that they want to sell them to kids/young adults, but that would probably require a job first.
Fiat 500: An Italian car made in Mexico.
Are you telling me that Clint Fucking Eastwood made a commercial for Obama?
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I had to ask if I was being looking at everything through a politica lens, but Mrs MJ agreed with me. He shilled for a second term.
The last 8 minutes of the game were good though.
That Eastwood commercial was horrible, I couldn’t figure out what the hell he was talking about. I wonder who wrote the script?
We aren’t the only ones wondering:
http://twitter.com/RBPundit/statuses/166600010975281153
Is this still a recipe blog? I hope so…..
The way to a man’s heart….(Teresa’s Spaghetti and Meatballs Recipe). http://wp.me/p1ipEz-1fW
Aggie, I sympathize.
At least when girls get Strep Throat (or any kind of cold, FTM), they crawl up into their bed and don’t come out until they are feeling better.
I assume the EMT’s have already been out to provide the son with a handy little bell?
http://youtu.be/mz6DktXFvg4
I had the same thought, MJ, but I didn’t see it until after it aired, and I’d already heard that the libs were diggin’ on it.
I’m not a big Madonna fan, but I’m with Clintbird – that was one of the best Super Bowl halftime shows I’ve seen.
Mr. TiFW was wincing every time that guy’s “package” hit the wire, though…..
Well, given that that last SB halftime show was such an awesome trainwreck, the bar was set pretty low this year. Short of sharting herself on stage while wearing a white pantsuit, Madonna was pretty well assured of being better than the BEPs.
*runs naked through thread with Car In’s purple dildo duct taped to his forehead screaming “Imma Rhino!!! Imma Rhino!!!”*
Short of sharting herself on stage while wearing a white pantsuit, Madonna was pretty well assured of being better than the BEPs.
Hey, that’s not fair.
(To the shart.)
I thought Madonna’s lipsynching was brilliant and it only looked like she was about to lose control and fall on her face (with those 4 in heels) about 8 times.
But xbrad was right. The guy on the string was cool.
I wanted to see more of the guy on the string.
What the hell?
*looks behind at bookshelves
How did Morganholtz get my didldo?
Speaking of Madonna sharting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srrbvNNUKrA
(stick with it to the end)
http://youtu.be/bfD6-5Qf-cc
I had the same thought, MJ, but I didn’t see it until after it aired, and I’d already heard that the libs were diggin’ on it.
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That sucks. I was pretty sure that ‘Gran Torino’ would offend the effete liberals to the point that they couldn’t like him.
Just so you homos know, the real homos loved the halftime show. Mrs MJs friends were all raving over it.
Feel-good story of the day:
https://twitter.com/#!/JoeSchoffstall/status/166602008923607040
Just so you homos know, the real homos loved the halftime show. Mrs MJs
friends werehusband was all raving over it.Let’s be honest here.
Huh – why didn’t that Twitter link work?
HERR!!!!!!!!
How’s it goin’?
Haha. I missed most of it, and the game.
Good Teresa. Busy. Tired. Sick. But happy.
Shit. I gotta go.
*removes dildo from forehead*
Herr–hey buddy, good to see you!
You missed the game, MJ? WTH?!?
Hey Herr, how’s it goi… Herr?
Teh stupid is strong in this one:
http://weaselzippers.us/2012/02/06/obama-propaganda-minister-jay-carney-people-leaving-the-workforce-in-droves-an-economic-positive/
Can’t wait for him to exert an “Economic Positive” of his own come November…..
You missed the game, MJ? WTH?!?
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We were watching a movie. We follow hockey, not football.
We follow hockey, not football.
Duuuude.
*holds out hand, waiting for MJ’s Man Card*
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!?
Ever wonder why?
It’s because she smells like a new Truck.
https://twitter.com/#!/WendiAarons/status/166611254285307905
*holds out hand, waiting for MJ’s Man Card*
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In my defense it was a pretty good movie. Totally hot French chick (Lizzie Brochere) and some sort of weird S&M sub-plot.
Car in?
http://tinyurl.com/7wum2a5
-Awesome Shit My First Sergeant Said
In my defense it was a pretty good movie.
Softcore pron? Oh.
Well okay then.
Yea that is totally me xbrad
It’s because she smells like a new Truck.
HA! That made me laugh!
I ran six miles behind Mrs MJ on Friday night. Booty shorts FTW.
Well, that’s as good a reason as any for running!
You should just follow her in a new truck.
You can see her ass from 6 miles away?
Are you secretly married to Michele Obama?
Heh.
Yes, in between checking boxes to make trillion dollar decisions, playing golf, looking at myself in the mirror, practicing how to say Pok-e-ston, crank calling Joe Biden, and writing, “Mr. Michelle Obama” on my notepad, I hang out with you racists.
I’m sure you have all been following the goings on at Vanderbilt University with their decision to implement their new ‘nondiscrimination law”, well it turns out that its not too good for business as it is being reported that more than a few of their big donors and alumni have pulled funding for several departments – including $1.5million from the engineering department this morning. Looks like the liberal administration of the school might be taking one up the bung hole right about now.
Ghee, actually, no, I hadn’t heard of the Vandy goings-on. Got some background?
What the fuck is a “Vanderbilt”. . . some kinda truck?
MCPO, I was watching an old episode of Discovery Channel’s “Wings” on the F-8. Man, watching those things come aboard was brutal. They really slammed down. Made F-4 and F-14 landings look easy.
This is the head of the Tennessee young Republicans:
http://www.insidevandy.com/opinion/article_b1695712-5075-11e1-9e9e-001a4bcf6878.html
A Vandy law student:
http://www.tennessean.com/article/20120204/OPINION03/302040007
alumni on Fox:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym42PqdstvU
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/289970/vanderbilt-universitys-assault-religious-liberty-david-french
in a nutshell, the Vandy administration has become so overcome with political correctness, they now forbid religious groups from choosing their own leadership. As if a Muslim student should be allowed to lead a Christian bible study, etc. It is an altogether maelstrom of puddfuckery and the fallout is magnificent as the admin. continues to fap all over itself in damage control.
maelstrom of puddfuckery
http://i.imgur.com/nZqak.gif
Ghee, the surprise there isn’t that the university is hostile to Christian student groups, but rather that the students have managed an effective response.
XBad –
the students are fighting back for sure…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oopc3N3_LQs
if it is an all-comers policy, they essentially opened the door for the first 98 players that show up will make the football team and not the scholarship recipients. There are so many holes in this new ruling and I am betting many of the top heads are going to roll…
So you Super Bowl fans got treated to a Hollywood campaign ball-gargle for Obama, and some fucking black chick flipped you off during the “entertainment” portion of the show.
Classy.
Diversity is just discrimination against the right kind of people.
Well, Judgy McJudgerson, some of us watched a football game. If that harshes your mellow, try Xanax.
Remember when it was just liberals who got their panties all in a wad about what other people do?
Later, Discriminators
I poated it on DPUD, Aggs. Gave you a h/t, too.
Awww, my first h/t at DPUD!!!
/alphabet soup
So, this Vanderbilt is some kinda UC Berkley South campus?
if it is an all-comers policy
It is, and you can bet your ass that some fast thinking guy will want to be the president of a sorority.
If I were attending Vandy, I would certainly start running for frat prez, and encourage guys to run for sororities, too. Hell, I would try to get the champion debater to be on the football team, too.
Fight the clusterfuck that way, and you win.
>> I would certainly start running for frat prez
I would vote for you.
Vanderbilt sounds like it should be in Connecticut.
I would vote for you.
Any frat that would have you as a member would be DA BOMB!!
We’d be awesomer with a chick President
look into the eyes of douche –
http://news.vanderbilt.edu/2012/01/chancellor-message-jan-20/
what’s so amazing about this whole issue is that it is happening right here in the buckle of the Bible belt. Even the news stations are speaking out against it!!
Caucus!
From your link, Ghee:
Individuals must be judged as individuals, not as members of groups.
Hitler was a pretty good painter.
I bet they don’t believe in the inclusiveness of broke people. Vandy ain’t cheap.
look into the eyes of douche –
IT’S PAT!!!
MJ – the hypocrisy of their decision is completely transparent. The school is run by atheists and this is just their way of slapping around believers.
Roamy – I understand Vandy is like in the top 10 of most expensive schools in the nation.
I’ll vouch for their optical engineering department. I did some work with them in the early 90′s, and my name ended up on a couple of their grad students’ papers. (misspelled)
Ghee, that’s not very inclusive.
I wonder how the Muslim Student organization would feel about being led by a devout Jew.
Or the LGBT organization being headed by an Evangelical Christian.
Or the Womyn’s Rights organization having a Pro-Life advocate leading all of their meetings.
Sauce for the goose…..
What’s the JCPenny deal?
Don’t tell me, “Roamacita”
>> What’s the JCPenny deal?
50% off stone-washed mom jeans, through Saturday.
Why the boycott?
“Diversity is just discrimination against the right kind of people.”
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Excellent.
MJ – hahaha, no it ain’t.
my letter to Mr. Zeppos:
Dear Sir –
As my son approaches the culmination of his high school career and contemplates his collegiate years, we have studied and examined many schools across the country. With Vanderbilt’s recent decent into the pits of political correctness, I stand marveling at the failure of a school administration to admit the error of its ways and reverse its course so as not to further its damage in the public’s, and potential future student’s, eyes. I have talked to many parents facing the same decisions we are about to and, without fail, every single one of them has crossed Vanderbilt off their list for consideration.
Why? Why have you not realized how cataclysmic your decision is on the issue of nondiscrimination and just let it go? In the heart of the Bible belt, you have chosen a path that will forever scar your potential to attract bright, young, and academically superior students to your school. As college liberalism and the ideology it tries to impose on today’s youth comes more and more to the forefront, your school will be the beacon to which all parents will compare against other schools when choosing a campus that does not see the import of ideological dominion of a young mind.
My son had long wanted to go to Vanderbilt, and it’s a shame that he has chosen otherwise… because of the bad decisions of others.
he was never considering going there btw, I may have made that part up.
>> Why the boycott?
I think the jeans are made by asian children.
I’m just kidding, I don’t know what the JC Penny thing is
>> decent
descent.
Just helpin out.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaave!!!!!!!
MCPO, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpdB6CN7jww
And my last name, too, but there’s no song for that.
Mr. Eastwood speaks: http://tinyurl.com/6wr494q
Hey, like Lauraw said, tiny hands make the best shirts.
Just helpin out.
please take $2.73 out of petty cash for your efforts, thank you.
Okay, some black gal was accused of stealing cars….etc. found it.
Dave, kick yourself for me.
HA! Did you see the video of Gisele Bunchen mouthing off (with the f word) to the press about people not catching her husband’s passes. Idiot. He cost the team 2 points on the first play of the game. Also threw an interception. No one is perfect Gisele shut your stupid pie hole.
Mare – I don’t think he married Gisele because of her PhD in astrophysics.
Gisele: Please leave pie hole open.
So GM, without the benefit of reading the new non-discrimination policy, I’m gathering that the issues are:
1. The university is requiring organizations to accept any and all comers, and these should be allowed to run for leadership positions.
2. The university extends “recognition” to these organizations, by providing funds (unspecified) and the “right” to use the university’s name.
3. Failure to comply will result in “de-recognition”.
Question: Why not tell Vandy to shove their funds? Would they still be able to organize without “recognition”?
Dave, if they aren’t official clubs, they can’t meet on university property nor can they keep their university website (most official clubs have one).
DiT – at a town hall meeting the other night, where students were allowed to voice their concerns for the first time to the administration – the words, ‘all comers’ was used for the first time. The non-discrimination policy was originally singled out and specified to 5 Christian groups on campus and once those organizations went public with their opposition, Vandy began its crawfishing of the intent. I do believe you are right on all 3 points and can only surmise that your question is a matter of principle now.
nor could they use the university name in their title.
Gisele’s face is a model’s face, lots of angles, and only looks good with make-up. Google her without make-up…woof.
She’s also the bitch that said she didn’t want to be paid in dollars, she preferred euros…..bitch face (and mouth) should have built her 22,000 sq foot mansion somewhere in Europe, not California.
Maybe it’s different at Vandy, but at Virginia Tech, the sci-fi club did not get any money from the university. We were allowed to meet in one of the English Dept’s classrooms, only if we had a faculty adviser to “oversee” things. They didn’t even help us with the paperwork to be declared a non-profit organization. And of course, this was before the days of websites, when dinosaurs roamed the earth.
Roamy was in the Sci-Fi Club at Virginia Tech?
Damn, that is sooooo hot!
I was not only a member of the Sci-Fi club, I was also the president!
But Ghee, it’s the intent that matters, not the results of the policy.
*applies for membership to the Vanderbilt Sorority Girl Pillow Fighting Club.
Roamy, did you wear earth shoes at VT?
Wait, don’t even answer, I just want to imagine it.
*masturbates furiously*
**throws bucket of ice water at Michael
Mare, were you:
A) Away at rehab
B) Brief stint in the pokey for shoplifting Ensure
C) Choreographing the halftime show
D) Locked yourself in the car again
E) Read the thread, cockface
Man, I go to fetch kids, and find this…
Mare?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Qr2EF362Q0k
Oh look! Muscular guys pumped full of estrogen. Must be Monday.
Hey Jewstin, I’ve always wondered, are you actually Jewish?
If so, I know all about you. I read Portnoy’s Complaint.
Nope, Michae, not Jewishl. When I sent my POL photo in somebody (I think Bmac) said I look Jewish and I should switch from Justin to Jewstin.
I’m a Jew impersonator.
Damn, Jewstin, that’s just wrong. You’re pretending to be a Jew whose domineering mother threatened to cut his balls off with a kitchen knife.
SMOD/ELE 2012!
CBird put up a new poat and failed to alert the media.