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Firtht.
I’m introducing a new candidate this morning.
Cuffy’s favorite picture! I miss Cuffy.
Imma gonna tweet that.
Carin, if you like, I can crochet you a couple of test pieces, and you can see how it goes together.
****Oh, that would be so sweet.
I don’t know if it would help me. I’m hopeless.
Give me another couple days though to see if I can figure some of it out myself.
Yeah. I’ll probably end up buying the used Toyota with 150k+ miles on it.
Obama’s talking liberation theology at the prayer breakfast without explicitly saying so. He simply doesn’t get that I’m my brother’s keeper, not the State. May he spend eternity stretched uncomfortably over the barbed cock of Satan.
Time for work.
edible art Leon
I didn’t realize there was more than one “style” of that particular Chia head subject…..
Ghee, I’ll fix the picture scale for you, m’kay?
He’s a straight up marxist and his state of the union speech is all the proof one needs.
Ghee, I’ll fix the picture scale for you, m’kay?
– - – - –
yes’m, please do.
ha ha h…. he says he falls on his knees regularly and prays to god.
Yea. Sure he does.
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) an ass hole
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that’s been around
(_x_)kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
I’ll offer breast cancer screening services to be helpful
Do you accept Tricare, Dave??
he says he falls on his knees regularly and prays to god.
I guess he couldn’t come out and say he preens in the mirror.
I think Sir Paul holds his ‘fans’ in contempt.
McCartney explains on his website that the name comes from the lyrics of “I’m Gonna Sit Right Down And Write Myself A Letter,” the song popularized by Fats Waller in 1935.
http://tinyurl.com/76t2yxv
Fuck him.
I wouldn’t listen to that asshole if you gave me the album for free.
I guess he couldn’t come out and say he preens in the mirror.
ha ha haa ha …
(_*_)
Paul McCarntey remained hip? Really? To quote Pup, Fuck him.
he says he falls on his knees regularly and prays to god.
Yep – 5 times a day, with his forehead touching the ground, and facing Mecca…..
I haven’t paid attention to McCartney since….
Wasn’t he in a group called Wings??
Impotent update added!
(If I understand Ghee’s poat, we’ve been asked to add to the fun….)
Not a football fan? What to do in the greater Detroit area on Sun you ask?
http://caltweet.com/pics/48678.jpg
Car in – crocheting is easy, once you get the hang of it. My mom’s friend taught me right after I got married – there’s nothing like sitting next to someone who knows what they are doing to get you comfortable when you are first starting out.
The best part is that if you “drop” a stitch, your project won’t fall apart….
*looks at update*
*barfs while laughing*
Re: Tifw’s update
Gah!
Moochelle is to beauty as assholes are to smell.
No, she’s not.
Nothing like cheating the system to prove that you are “diverse”:
http://is.gd/pzPs83
I think you got that wrong, Ghey.
>> Do you accept Tricare, Dave??
I do now.
I think you got that wrong, Ghey.
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esplain. It sounded right in my head.
Moochelle is to beauty as assholes are to smell.
You are saying that she is pretty, GML.
Had you said, Moochelle is to beauty as assholes are to roses, then it would make better sense.
To me, anyway
got it!
English, how does it work?
English, how does it work?
You jiggle the handle, dude.
Look up the meaning of synonomous.
I was told there would be no English. And they were proving it on the last poat.
Yo habla Espanol?
I think.
Don’t tell him that, aggie, we’ll never get him out of the bathroom.
Good thing the Hostagettes have their own restroom…
The Grosse Pointe murder case now involved rumors of a S & M sex dungeon.
No shit, Carin? Do you have a link?
Of course. I knew that would (finally) get you guys interested in this case. LOL.
http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/dpp/news/local/sex-dungeon-at-one-of-bob-bashara-properties-question-mark-20120201-ms
Just a quick reminder – this was my sister’s landlord, and a fellow parent she knew at her son’s school. And in Grosse pointe, there is about two degrees of separation from everyone living there.
If you don’t know them you know someone who does.
One more bit – Dylans – is the restaurant that my mom makes me take her every year for her birthday. Mom and sister love it, so whenever I drive to Grosse Pointe I usually am forced to eat there. The building was owned by Bashara, and is right near – the bar (property he owned as well).
Came out yesterday that he was trying to buy his girlfriend some house in gp too.
He simply doesn’t get that I’m my brother’s keeper, not the State.
That is typical libtardedness. He doesn’t want to be the keeper. It’s cheaper for him to force everyone else to pay for his ass.
No fair, Carin!
I have been following the case, so there
For those of you who seem to stress over such things:
http://ansonalex.com/tutorials/how-to-prepare-your-facebook-profile-for-the-timeline-update/
LOL. I’m just teasing.
A friend showed me the basic crochet stitches back in college. I taught myself the rest.
I bought some patterns from here but haven’t gotten around to making them –> http://tinyurl.com/6mzjxgr
Scroll down that page for some Star Wars.
Ooooo….some pigs too!
Hahahahahaha
It’s fun to watch the left.
Evidently breast cancer awareness is no longer a cool thing.
Ha ha I know! Abortion trumps all.
So yesterday a company called me for a 2 to 4 week contract position. They called this morning and want me to start today. I have to be there at 2pm
If you are anti-abortion you are now referred to as anti-choice.
Hahahahahaha
Yay, Sohos!!!!
Now evidently, not only am I anti-choice, I am now anti-women.
How many posts does it take to own the blog?
Ten?
Everybody STFU. I’m owning the blog.
HA!
dammit
Hotspur, some asshole in Wash. Compost’s comments said the Catholic church wants to go back to raping and enslaving women because they don’t do the whole contraceptive/abortion thing.
o_O
Yeahhhh, that has always been the Church’s mission. Wonder what Christ’s mother thinks about that.
But they have no problem with Islam, right beasn??
Fuckers…
My IdiotFace friends are on fire about it. I decided not to add kindling/gasoline to the fire.
Jay, how can you possibly pass up on such a great opportunity to make their pointy little heads explode?
Breaking News: Fox News confirms Donald Trump will endorse Mitt Romney for the Republican nomination for president.
CB, no matter what I say, they don’t listen. They just type what they want, nothing ever gets through.
On this one, I followed this axiom:
Never get in the way of an enemy defeating himself.
I will just use their statements in the future.
Jay, just tell ‘em that if they are so upset about any cuts in funding for the basic necessity of baby killing, then they should replace that funding with donations from their own pockets.
Never get in the way of an enemy defeating himself.
Was that from Stuff Jefferson Said, Vol.II? I like it.
That or you should have called in backup. We can swarm.
I am so glad that I quit facedouche.
I thought it was Sun Tzu, but the closest I could come up with was:
The opportunity to secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
They will NEVER say they are involved in abortion. It’s all about cancer screening for poor people. Only 3% are abortions! they will say, and have done that repeatedly.
That Atlantic article TiFW was commenting on yesterday was a prime example.
No, it was from Napoleon.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Thanks, HS.
I had a secretary once who got an abortion at PP. She said they never so much as mentioned adoption.
Jay, how can you possibly pass up on such a great opportunity to make their pointy little heads explode?</em.
Yes, this.
I'm having fun.
silly bints.
I went to PP when I was pregnant with my first (got pregnant about a week before the wedding. ) I had no insurance, little money. They gave me a bottle of pills and sent me on my way. They could do nothing for me.
Again, when I miscarried that baby – at 12 weeks – again they did NOTHING.
NOTHING. No even a fucking pain pill.
Also, Markos has something up where Bush is responsible for 5 trillion of recent debt, Obama only 600 billion.
I’m not linking it, but you can google “Bush beats Obama’s deficit spending by 5 to 1, but Romney targets the wrong guy to whine about” iffin you want to see some creative math.
THEY DO BREAST EXAMS. Of course, Dave in Texas also does the same sort of breast exams for free.
Hahahhahahaha
ILU
No Math!!!
Or was that meth…
Hotspur is sharing my facebook comment. lol
Sometimes I come up with a good one.
Car in, that was back in the dark ages, before the Susan G Komen foundation started donating. Now they can fund everything with the Komen donations.
Who knows what will happen now?
(do I need the /sarc tag?)
Aggie, I commentated at H&B.
WTF is wrong with people. If you want those services available, then do something with your own cash to make it happen. Same with birth control, in general, if you want it, pay for it yourself. If you are so f*cking poor (thinks of our obese poor problem), then learn your body, and some self control OR teach the poor how to read their bodies.
The fuuu.
I did not expect that. I feared it, but it was unexpected.
Bear had a golf ball sized malignant tumor on his tongue. It was untreatable and he was in pain. I hugged him while his heart stopped and he breathed his last breath.
Crap.
Beasn, I got your comment out of Purgatory
Oh V, sorry to hear that Man.
I am so sorry, Vmax
I’m parying for you and Bear, as he crosses the Bridge.
Vman – So sorry about Bear.
Vmax, I very sorry you lost Bear.
Good morning, ground hoggers.
Sigh…I meant “praying”.
Tears do not help.
OHHHH, poor Bear. I’m so sorry
(((((
Sorry to hear that, Vman.
Dogs are 10 years of happiness followed by a few months of sorrow. I have Zekester and I may start fostering for a Lab rescue in memory of that big happy playful lug.
Thank you all. It is a help.
oh vmax, my heart is breaking for you.
I’m so, so very sorry, my friend.
I’m taking a cat in at 2:30 who seems pretty sick too. ack.
And a high school friend lost her dad today. He was a pretty interesting guy.
Sorry, vmax. At least his pain is done. He knows you loved him.
one more unhappy face
I’m very sorry for your loss VMax. I hope you find some comfort knowing that the last thing Zeke needed from you was to be there, and you gave him that. You’re a good man.
Yep, what Dave said.
Duh, sorry, bear. Not zeke.
I meant the hug stuff, not the name typo.
Heh
Carin made me laugh.
I do not want to contemplate Zeke!
Oh, Vman, I’m so sorry about Bear!
((((hugs))))
I’m so sorry Vman
*sends Vmax a hug*
RIP dear puppeh. He didn’t suffer long, which is a good thing.
It won’t be long for our George. It’s hard having to judge when is the best time to help them.
(
That was supposed to be a sad face.
I feared such a thing when you mentioned his problems, vmax.
I am so sorry for your loss. It is a pain I have had to deal with in the recent past, and know the seemingly limitless feel to it. It is the price we pay for the joy they bring us.
Give Zeke extra hugs and treats tonight.
Oh sweet Bear. So very sorry for your loss, Vman. {{hugs}}
I’m sorry for your loss Vmax. Heaven is a better place with Bear in it.
Sorry, Vman.
*goes to hug Peaches*
V——
Bear! So sorry, buddy.
I have been hugging my doggies and now they think I’m nuts.
Vmax, I’m so sorry to hear that. My heart is heavy with sadness.
Bear was always my favorite. Such a dignified fellow.
You’re a good man to be such a good friend to him and all your fur kids.
Thanks again all.
Now say something funny I need a laugh!
Dance Viruses Dance!
Sorry to hear your sad news, Vmax.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
HS, that’s awsum!
Hotspur, which ass emoticon does Daniel rate?
Maybe not laugh, but this should make you smile:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c4gnLserbE&feature=player_embedded
Hotspur’s name is Daniel? Who knew?
We just had some fun. I found a dog wandering around and put her in the backyard while her owner came to pick her up.
RILEY. DOES. NOT. LIKE.
xbrad, hotspur is identifying with Daniel.
http://media.photobucket.com/image/funny%20pics/xenogears777/Funny/funny.jpg
You know what I noticed today on youboob?
All of the presidential candidate ads let you skip them after 5 seconds. Obama’s ad makes you watch the whole 15 seconds.
I have had that happen twice already.
That WAS great for a smile, AD!
RILEY. DOES. NOT. LIKE.
Hilarity ensued?
(_E=mc2_)
And he’s awesome.
I don’t see ads on youboob.
Adblock kicks ass.
Yelling ensued.
And you can laugh at me in this (I was more nervous than my wedding day):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFa9sql1yRg&feature=player_embedded
Car in, I know.
I was kinda calling Hotspur an asshole.
Off is the general direction in which I would like you to fuck.
It is a better direction than up.
Here’s some funneh!
http://damnyouautocorrect.com/16490/the-15-funniest-autocorrects-from-january-2012/
AD, Beta is sure a cute pup, but you among the sheep totally distracted me
Oh, VMan!!!!!!
{{{{{HUGS}}}}}
I am so, so sorry to hear about Bear!
Love to you and Zeke, big guy.
We ALL know what a good life Bear had, living with you.
You are truly a very special man.
Yelling ensued.
I shouldn’t laugh….I shouldn’t…
Suzy Scrotumlicker
Some of those were really good, jay.
Aw, Vmax. *tears up*
It’s so hard to lose a best pal.
Now say something funny I need a laugh!
*puts on clown nose and bursts into tears*
http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/bra-e1328209564488.jpg
*puts on clown nose and bursts into tears*
Mom? Is that you?
Warning, eye bleach may be needed!
http://is.gd/lqHUuZ
If I had to see it, so do you.
This was the closest I ever came to an auto correct mishap:
http://aggiesprite.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/autocorrect2.png
Sonofabitch, Jay.
*takes him outside and kicks the shit out of him*
Wow…someone forgot makeup on the unsightly razor burn…
If I had to see it, so do you.
You can’t make me!
“Jesus Chalupa”
HAHAHA! That’s a keeper!
Jay wins it for me. I am crying laughing at his link!
http://tinyurl.com/74wqld5
I’m glad, vmax.
And I hope you’re talking about the first link, not the second.
http://tinyurl.com/8ayxqal
Hotspur – All those asses and no bullwhip?? WTH?
Damn you auto cucumber!
VMax – Sorry about Bear…..
http://tinyurl.com/6uhgqyc
Brad, that made me LOL
Scott?
http://tinyurl.com/86pkzhe
Howdy, Pepito!
Thanks for stopping by my blog
Kinda like Christianity and Islam…
http://tinyurl.com/6mvfonj
And because I love all you windowlickers and nosepickers,
http://tinyurl.com/7r6z7ml
Hey Aggie – Do you run the internet? Here, your blog, H&B…. Damn girl, you’re gonna get carpal tunnel.
Very nice, Brad.
Wait…does that make me a window licker??
Thanks for stopping by my blog
You WANT to take credit for this place? Fine with me.
Now, when the cops arrive, we can point at Aggie and say “She did it, officer.”
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Well, I just comment here. I do have admin rights at several blogs, though, and Sithy is all mine.
Busy day. Ready to sit down and relax. Which means, I guess, that the rest of you will run off.
No bullwhips. You have to supply your own.
You WANT to take credit for this place?
FUUUUCK NO!!!
I dunno, Aggie.
You can pick your friends.
You can pick your nose.
But you really shouldn’t pick your friend’s nose.
MCPO, did you go work out?
Nobody should take credit for this place.
But you really shouldn’t pick your friend’s nose.
So speaks experience
It’s like you know me…
http://tinyurl.com/78dk7ky
Which means, I guess, that the rest of you will run off.
Depends. Are you going to sing, or fart, or pick your toenails?
PJ?
http://tinyurl.com/7sl3xhx
Aggie – Abbreviated workout. Cardio and stretching only – no weights.
Depends. Are you going to sing, or fart, or pick your toenails?
1. Depends… Yeah… that’s MCPO’s gig.
2. Or? Or? How about sing, and fart, and pick my toenails?
Brad – All at the same time? That’s talent!
Or? Or? How about sing, and fart, and pick my toenails?
Careful now. You need to walk before you can run.
Well, if you can sing and fart in harmony (preferably in tune), you could probably take that show on the road. You could at least do the late night talk show circuit.
Let’s be honest.
I can’t really sing.
Neither can madonna, and she’s the halftime show at the superbowl. You just need to be an attention whore – leave the rest to autotune.
You said you wanted to hear Madonna?
BRB
She is no Steven Tyler.
I’m having a nice cup of tea while watching the wind pick up and the sky turn even darker. Better get Dorothy and Toto inside!
You said you wanted to hear Madonna?
BRB
NOOOOOOOoooooooooo!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu……………
She is no Steven Tyler.
You sure about that? I mean, I’ve never seen them together…
She is no Steven Tyler.
True – he uses so much more makeup.
https://twitter.com/#!/ThisGirlisRight/status/165163354904735744
I hate to admit it, but I still think LiLo is kinda cute.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
xBrad – Really? I thought she was cute as a ginger. But, now she just looks like any one of a hundred bottle-blonde crackwhores.
From the sidebar at AOS, but it’s really good:
http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/01/to-my-old-master.html
Ted, yeah, much MUCH better with ginger hair.
BTW, did you notice the link to Midsommer Murders I posted last night?
I was about 8.9 Indians last night and don’t really remember the link. However, I do need to thank you for the “heads up” on Whitechapel. I watched the first 2 episodes of season 1 and think it is one of the best things I’ve seen in quite some time.
http://twitter.com/andylevy/statuses/165172606713085952
I’ll have to give Whitechapel a look. the MM link was at the same place, so you should have no trouble finding the first episode of Season 15.
I’m dying…Hubby is texting me, and it’s auto correct fail
Just remember, aggie: http://damnyouautocorrect.com/
Send in your REALLY good ones.
Vmax, so sorry to hear about Bear.
I think LiLo has great bewbs.
LiLo smells like cheese.
Scott – Where is the clock?
I swear she must believe that it’s all heaven-sent. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQK_QAUa8Dw
Not exactly sure MCPO, it should be arriving in LA sometime tomorrow though.
Another Obama freshman congressman to “retire”:
https://twitter.com/#!/jonathankappler/status/165178895182741505
Oh no….mine aren’t that good.
Though hubby did use the word fuxking. I did LOL
Holy shit, J’Ames.
It’s like someone sprayed a can of Raid™….
Shuler’s refusal to runs means the end of the blue dog Democrats. I guess now, only Republicans will be expected to compromise.
I just read that Shuler has 2 kids. One is named Navy, the other is named Island.
Just got my Animosity T-shirt in the mail. The receipt said to “enjoy this unique expression of you”. I plan to. Now all I need is a broken bottle and a sombrero and I’ll be all set!!! (Oh, and a bullwhip. Mustn’t forget that.)
Please wear pants, too, pepe! Haha!
Pants are optional, J’Ames!
Oh yeah, I’m thinkin’ cut-off fatigues. Neatly cut off with the broken bottle of course!
The Mother Fucking header has been updated and shit.
Fuck yeah, HS!
What do 50,000 abused women have in common?
They don’t fucking listen.
Nice header pic, Hotspur.
Could you elucidate, Hotspur?
Yes. Now go make me a sammich.
I’m hoping Rep Issa has had enough of Holder’s stonewalling and Democrat’s disgusting displays of pandering. Take it to a federal judge!
I think Issa is using the “James O’Keefe/Andrew Breitbart” method of political torture – string ‘em along, get them to admit just a little bit (without realizing that’s what they’re doing), then come at them with a little bit more and a little bit more…..
Each time they deny something, you pull out some e-mail or letter or video which clearly states that Yes, they did do/say/implement that, and sit back and watch them backpedal into a huge confession that brings the whole house of cards tumbling down upon itself.
After dropping Planned Parenthood, Komen donations up 100% in 2 days:
http://dailycaller.com/2012/02/02/after-cutting-ties-with-planned-parenthood-komen-donations-up-100-percent/
Haddock for dinner tonight. Have no plan for how I will be cooking it.
Anybody have tasty recipe ideas for haddock?
Laura, my favorite way to prepare fish is to put it on foil then put pats of butter all over it, sprinkle red, green, and yellow diced peppers all over it, then cover generously with grated parmesan. Then bake or grill.
Simple, but it lets the taste of the fish through. It looks neat, too.
Anybody have tasty recipe ideas for haddock?
Scott doesn’t have any? I’m surprised.
Since you probably don’t want to do beer-battered deep fried, I’d suggest pan-fried with white wine, garlic, butter, salt, and lemon. Heat the mixture, brush on the fish and let sit for minimum of 30 minutes before cooking. A dash of cajun spice in the mix wouldn’t hurt.
No more than 4 minutes on a side.
Sprinkle the haddock with salt, pepper, and oregano. Wrap it in fresh bay leaves. Steam it in the oven on a bed of lime.
Afternoon, persons of interest.
Anybody have tasty recipe ideas for haddock?
After soaking in milk for about an hour, drain and pat dry, liberal amounts of paprika on both sides, pan-fry in butter with a splash of cooking oil, add sea or table salt while cooking and done.
Bay leaves? I meant basil leaves.
Fucking typos. How do they work?
Fish fry blog.
Aw shucks, Vmax. I’m so sorry.
Anybody have tasty recipe ideas for haddock?
EAT OUT.
Speaking of cooking, off to make a cake for a birthday boy. He wanted chocolate and white cake, but not marble.
Hmmm… Challenge Accepted.
I think I’ll do one-half package of each in rounds, then slice the layers in halves, restack in opposite colors, then frost. I might even quarter and reshuffle the stacks for a little checker board effect if I’m feeling particularly Giada. M’wah!
Silly, Cyn. You are supposed to use your EBT card for birthday cakes
HAHA! I would, Oso, except I got away with using it up to buy vodka and Klondike bars.
What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
Chocolate and white, but not marble. I would go the easy way and make a layer cake.
What would I do for a Klondike bar?
Why, I would. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3XOfM3f7j0
Cyn?
http://is.gd/1iWBcU
Great song, Chief!
Each recipe calls for three eggs. Three @_@. Oh well… making two cakes, one in rounds the other in 9-inch squares, and I’ll take the second one to my MiL who just had shoulder surgery. Best Mom *and* DiL Evah!!
Well, all those are simple and quick! Thanks guys! Just got home, ready to commence cooking.
^ wrote that 1/2 hr. ago and apparently never hit send.
Did a combination of your advice. The quick pan-thing with butter, olive oil, and paprika, then finished with sherry when everything was bubbling.
Pretty good!
Chuck Schumer can kiss my Irish ass.
“Haddock?! Haddock?! You say you’ve got a haddock? Well, take two mackerel and call me in the morning!” – Groucho
Did you tell that joke just for the halibut?
I went to make you a sandwich, Hotspur.
But then, I ate it. Sorry.
Puns. How droll.
*insert two rim shots here*
Sounds yummy Laura… squeeeee cooking blog!
I think if the Hostages opened a restaurant we’d have to beat the crowd back with a stick. We know how to make us some num-nums.
Except for Wiser. We could make him sit in the back with an abacus and count our pennies.
This may be the week I make my famous venison chili.
No, we’d make him wear the inflatable monkey, and entertain the kiddies.
Can I be bartender at our restaurant? I don’t cook.
Uh. Having him walk around shouting “TOUCH MY MONKEY!” at a bunch of youngsters doesn’t strike me a being entirely family friendly.
Bookmark this food blog!!
http://www.cookingforengineers.com/
It is for to be kicking very much tushie.
Check out the sweet pepper sauce in this recipe, I bet it would be good on a lot of things. As a sandwich condiment. On eggs. On cold sliced chicken breast served over baby greens in Summer.
http://www.cookingforengineers.com/recipe/71/Pan-Seared-Scallops-with-Roasted-Red-Pepper-Sauce
Oh crap! Car in was an actual bartender. I just drink. I guess as the token Mexican, I can bus tables.
I believe I learned how to temper chocolate on that site.
You may temper my language but
YOU. WILL. NEVER. TEMPER. MY. CHOCOLATE!
Yep, this is actually fun if a little messy:
http://www.cookingforengineers.com/article/155/Tempering-Chocolate
Cooking for engineers is great!
In before wiser: http://hostagerecipes.wordpress.com/
Osita, I’ll be the dishwasher
So we’re having a chili cookoff at work tomorrow. I renamed my recipe “Sweet Meteor of Death Come Take Me Now” Chili and people have been giggling at that all day.
Oso, you and Mare could take turns busing and hostessing.
Yeah, right, aggie. You can sling hash with the best of em.
That scallop recipe makin me hungy
SMOD/ELE 2012!
#SMOD
Maybe, but if Osita is the token Mexican, I’m the token Puerto Rican
Can our restaurant have a patio?
>> Maybe, but if Osita is the token Mexican, I’m the token Puerto Rican.
These are not ordinary tokens. They are made out of gold Nobel peace prizes.
These are not ordinary tokens. They are made out of gold Nobel peace prizes.
Yes, but are they chocolate??
Speaking of Nobel prizes, i’m reading a book that mentions this asshole:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_Haber
Speaking of assholes…
(_*_)
YAY!! Girl Scout cookies are here.
Related: I bought these from a girl in a AFB troop. Apparently, the troop leader of the former troop little one belong to decided to skip my house when selling door-to-door. If I didn’t think she resented me before, I have no doubts now.
Teriyaki porkchops, tater tots, green beans, homemade bread, and for dessert….
ANGELFOOD CAKE!!!
I can have more than one slice
I ordered 7 boxes of Girl Scout cookies. One of them is dairy-free.
The husband just told me he ordered 4.
More than one slice of pork chop, or bread?
Cookie party at beasn’ house!
Dave is funny.
>> Yes, but are they chocolate??
You have to peel off the gold.
…
You know what to do.
More than one slice of pork chop, or bread?
Neither…ANGELFOOD CAKE!!
Beasn, I ordered two cases
You know what to do.
Yes, but grating chocolate can be tricky.
Cookies, mmmm. I’m having frozen a mudslide with whipped vod.
Why would you eat 2 slices of angelfood cake, when there’s pork chops?
o_O
So…… how did you guys celebrate Groundhog Day?
Uh, because I already had two porkchops, J’Ames.
I’m not a philistine!
Ghetto bar
Haha! Well done!
Time for darts.
A had a bowl of veggies for dinner.
No really. I’m stuffed.
Mmmmm…porkchops! Pig, is there anything it can’t do?
Mom and I just successfully removed a big stinkbug from the house without killing it and releasing the fumes.
Boca Raton Renaissance.
Technically this is pretty ghetto for Boca.
I’m pretty sure Rich would be the one in the back room counting pennies.
Pig, is there anything it can’t do?
Yeah, if the Middle East could just understand how wonderful they are, we’d be that much better off.
I don’t even know what a stinkbug is.
MJ ever go to Dirty Moes on nickel night?
It’s a bug. And it stinks if you squish it.
Lipstick and Lipstick’s mom, doing the jobs ordinary Americans won’t do.
MCPO can testify to the stinkbugs — they are making their way west from his area of the state.
Lippy – We have removed more than 8 stinkbugs since November. We were overrun with them this summer!
Hey! Don’t get the wrong idea. . . they emigrated up from West Virginia!
Haha, Chief Mindreader!
Lipstick and Lipstick’s mom, doing the jobs ordinary Americans won’t do. Yeah, Dad sat it out. He’s not very handy around the house. . .
Lipstick, live ones also shoot stink at you if you absently flick one off your shoulder.
I thought Scott was going to laugh himself to death when he saw me do that, and the look on my face after I got stanked by the thing.
Laura: ewwww! Thanks for the warning.
My role as patriach includes squishing spiders.
Stinkbugs are not my problem.
New candidate? Stinkbug ’12.
Did anybody see anybody else’s shadow today?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stink_bug
I got a shitload of fireants and I’m willing to negotiate.
Oso, “Block of Cheese and Stinkbug ’12″
I made it through the first day of the contract job.
Oh yeah…I have seen stinkbugs here, too, Lipstick.
Oh, and nice to see you over at Queen’s Rules. She’s a friend
Sean, I saw my shadow. I’m hitting people that make Punxsutawney jokes.
Yay, Sohos!
DaveinTejas – When we first bought our house in Florida, I learned first-hand the joys of pissing off fire ants inadvertently.
how do you guys celebrate groundhog’s day?
*Cracks beer
*Clinks Hotspur’s wine chalice.
Did anybody see anybody else’s shadow today?
Nope. We were shrouded in fog most of the day.
We have stinkbugs. And democrats. BIRM
>> I made it through the first day of the contract job.
You. Are. A. Rockstar.
OK, the ones we call stinkbugs around here are also commonly called squash bugs. Very similar in appearance but not the same as that nasty import from Asia that I think you’re talking about.
http://www.extension.umn.edu/distribution/horticulture/M1208.html
Wow, this is now an entomology blog!!
My friend’s dachshund slipped her leash and attacked a pit bull last night. She just got out of the vet hospital. Between Heidi and Bear, I’ve been crying all afternoon.
Wow, this is now an entomology blog!!
YAY!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/photosanity/4360362277/
I like coffee cake.
It’s no pie, mind you, but it’s pretty good.
Holy cow, Osita. I hope the little doggie is ok
Lots of stitches and pain meds. Stupid dachshunds.
HEY! We have those little fuckers here.
I ain’t never squished one though, I didn’t know they were smelly.
I meant stinkbugs, not dachshunds.
Obviously, we have those around here too. Somewheres.
*withdraws fireant hostage swap offer*
Sorry to hear about Heidi Oso
Here is a happy Bear
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3463685791/in/set-72157617362192369
Dave, you heartless thug. Why on earth would you want to squished a dachshund?
I had a huge stinkbug in the house a few years ago. It was big enough to sautee.
I didn’t sautee it, mind you. My neighbor, though…
Only thing I can call it is a strong ‘rotten banana chemical’ smell. Bizarre. Right in my face, too.
I don’t retch at bad smells, but this was close.
Bear looks like he’s full of helium and about to lift off…
>> I don’t retch at bad smells
Me either. Which is why I had the barf clean up duty with my sisters, and later my daughters, cause my mom and dad couldn’t take it, and neither can Mrs. Dave.
I didn’t mind. I felt helpful, every time.
Thanks, Vman. I’ve always enjoyed Bear and Zeke and foster pics.
Vmax, I goofed on dog names earlier, sorry about that.
Still admiring you for what you gave to Bear when he needed you. That’s tough. I know.
These critters, they just work their way into our lives.
*snif*
OK! I HAZ TO GOTO HEB AND GET CHILI FIXINS!
I need an extraction team on the pad, ready to go if this thing goes south.
MJ ever go to Dirty Moes on nickel night?
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I don’t even know what that means, but I’m intrigued.
No chili cook off for me. I got called to the mother ship. Booooo!
I saw that Dave no worries and thank you
Bear looking for rabbits
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/2776338761/sizes/l/in/set-72157617362192369/
News some of you can use:
http://www.whiskyadvocateblog.com/2012/02/02/whisky-advocate-award-american-whiskey-of-the-year/
aw shit.
*hugs vmax like a man.. doesn’t linger much*
*hugs vmax like a man.. doesn’t linger much*
3 back thumps no more no less
Best Bear portrait
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3461569604/sizes/l/in/set-72157617362192369/
I was looking through your flickr feed, Vmax, and that one is my favorite
Figures that the American Whiskey of the Year you can’t buy.
Farewell, Darling Bear. . .*sniff*
*hugs Vman*
Vmax, so sorry to hear about Bear. ((((HUGS))))
Sadness for Bear. Sympathies for Vmax.
Aggie – The artificial scarcity that breeds snobbery.
yes looking through my pictures I see Max who died in Jan 2008. Makes me more sad.
I have Max Bear and Frodo pics
Chillin
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/2933356856/sizes/l/in/set-72157617362192369/
MJ It was a bar in Boca in the 80s and 90s. Dirty Moe’s Oyster Boat. On Wed it was nickel night. Draft 10 oz cups for a nickel, wings for 25 cents. http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1290&dat=19950206&id=RiNUAAAAIBAJ&sjid=8Y0DAAAAIBAJ&pg=2912,3142916
Figures that the American Whiskey of the Year you can’t buy.
Aw, nerts.
I had a black lab mongrel mix named Bear when I first got married. My wife took a shitload of spaghetti to a church covered dish dinner and hardly any of it got eaten. So she put it out on the back porch for the dog to eat. The spaghetti hadn’t been cut up and the damned dog choked to death on it. It was real sad. I know that doesn’t help vmax feel better about his loss, but it is topical.
Evan Williams is one of the cheaper whiskeys it is not so good. I have heard that any single barrel that they market is worth consideration.
Stupid link. page 30 of 77. Dirty Moe’s- police get called 44 times.
okay, not quite caught up here, but:
Re: Hotspur’s pic of the engineer drinking beer…. What an amateur. I used to be able to drink 6 beers at a time like that at McSorley’s, with glass mugs.
And to oso: I am a hell of a cook. In fact, I cook so well that I have inspired my son to aspire to become a chef.
*back to catching up
Evan is my choice for daily imbibing. Save the Crown Black and Maker’s Mark for the wknds. I may have a drinking problem.
http://jessejamesspirits.com/whiskey.html
Wiser, my hubby does all the cooking. You, he, Vmax, and Wiserson can staff the kitchen. Actually, we may have too many cooks at H2. Not enough brown people.
Evenin’, fine folks and Wiserbud.
The artificial scarcity that breeds snobbery.
Damn skippy.
*knocks back some limeade*
Aw, nerts.
Smartipants
Shim, whisky or whiskey? Discuss.
Thanks Shim. I’ll have to check it out.
<i.You, he, Vmax, and Wiserson can staff the kitchen.
Oh hell no. I’ve done my time as a cook. I’d rather be the greeter.
I mean, seriously. It’s a Hostage restaurant. Who better to greet the guests than a happy, cheerful, welcoming person like me?
Not enough brown people.
We have Tushar…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxr58nJRHA
Bear and Zeke!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3590661581/in/set-72157617362192369/
Evenin’, fine folks and Wiserbud.
And a fine evening to you as well, sir.
(See? I can TOTALLY rock the whole “greeter” gig. Now watch how I close the deal…..)
Would you like *snicker…. Would you like… *cough snicker cough…. Would you like a table with salt?
*wait for it…………
Awww, Vmax…those are adorable. I love the one of Bear dozing on the arm of the sofa, too.
Fuck salt! LOL
Bear and Zeke!
Vman, both you and Bear have been in my thoughts all day.
Very sad day……
Last pic of my beloved Bear
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/3463631227/in/set-72157617362192369
Re Hostage restaurant; I can work any position on the line salad fry grill broil fish sauce not to mention short order it is not a line position but I have been one several times.
I was also Head Chef at a 200 room hotel with a 500 seat banquet room and a 150 seat restaurant.
awww, little Zeke on a big Bear pillow.
Fuck salt! LOL
BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!
*looks around restaurant….
*sees no one else laughing….
AH FUCK YOU THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!
*turns to greet next patron
….AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT????
Shim, whisky or whiskey? Discuss.
Not Shim here, but it depends on which country it comes from. Scotch generally doesn’t have the “e,” nor does Canadian.
Hey, look, it’s almost time for a meeting!
A had a bowl of veggies for dinner.
That’s just sad.
*emits pulled pork BBQ burp*
*waits for baked bean fart*
Vman, I saw a “hubby for hire” ad at our local grocery store and thought of you. Local business where guys do basic tasks for old people and single women.
ARCHER!!!
guys do basic tasks for old people and single women.
hey oso….
could you forward that ad to me?
I have a friend……
Sean, just another reason to kick Canada’s ass.
whiskEy. Not lots. I’m a clear booze drinker(mostly). Unless someone buys shots, I drop whatever. I was a bartender, so, pretty much anything goes.
Wiser, it isn’t as interesting as it seems. You would be surprised how many people can’t change lightbulbs or build laminate furniture.
I was a bartender, so, pretty much anything goes.
I’ve never worked professionally as a bartender….
What’s my excuse?
Great. Shim and Car in get the good jobs. I think Peej was a waitress. H2 restaurant is racist.
not enough brown people.
We need to recruit Muslihoon again.
McSorely’s. That brings back memories, although fuzzy ones.
I’ve sat at the bar with you buddywiser, YOU just like to laugh and keep the party goin’. Glutton.
What does Jew do?
Decor?
or is he the model without a shirt?
I worked as a dishwasher at an Indian restaurant back in my college days, so we’ve got that covered.
You would be surprised how many people can’t change lightbulbs or build laminate furniture.
Are you telling me that I’m probably gonna be working for Michael?
ewwwwwwww……
okay, I’m gonna need to charge a premium here….
Comment by Jewstin on February 2, 2012 10:05 pm
NO FERNS!!!!
Kids at the store illegally pick up jobs on the side delivering furniture and building it for the assisted living places around here. They take tips as cart attendants too.
I’m good at being the customer. . .
I’ve sat at the bar with you buddywiser, YOU just like to laugh and keep the party goin’.
remind me to tell you sometime about the first night Rosetta and I went out drinking…….
Seriously, if we could figure out a way to survive it, we all would have the greatest bar EVAH!
I can cut firewood. I’ve even got my own chainsaw. And a flatbed trailer. The need for my unique skill set depends on how fucking fancy this resturaunt is gonna be I guess.
Despite his dour demeanor on the innerwebtubes, Wiserbud is a fun guy to party with. . . especially if you want the good looking waitress to think you are the sane one.
I’m good at being the customer. . .
and how may I be of service to you this evening, m’lady?
Wiser and Rosetta out drinking would be a sight to see. Trouble, lots of trouble.
especially if you want the good looking waitress to think you are the sane one.
Especially if you’re looking for someone who is stupid enough to be the last person at the bar who then gets stuck with the check….
The one time I worked as a bartender was because the guy scheduled got arrested for DUI on the way in.
The bar owner grabbed me off the barstool, and put me to work.
Wiser and Rosetta out drinking would be a sight to see.
An endless loop of mutual reinforcement on a helical path to doom.
…and then there’s the other mutual-type stuff.
and how may I be of service to you this evening, m’lady?
Another B&B please. And one for your monkey too, my good man.
I linked my flickr account to many times. I am now a spammer
I’ve even got my own chainsaw.
We’ll need a bouncer. Sounds like you’re a little over-qualified, but I’m afraid to turn you down.
Roamy, I think I will be done with the
mothafooken piece of shi’teproject tonight. If so, I’ll post a picAlways be nice to the monkey.
Wiser and Rosetta out drinking would be a sight to see. Trouble, lots of trouble.
Actually, we were really good. We cycled through 3 crowds as the evening progressed, making friends and having laughs with each crowd.
It was so much friggin fun. Seriously, when the college kids finally gave up on trying to outdrink Rosetta and me, I knew I had found a brother….
Big Appendage? http://youtu.be/A52p9jc-gOo
I’ve only gone drinking with Wiser and Wiserbud the one time, but it was for 12 hours. Two different bars.
I stuck him with the check at both.
Seriously, if we could figure out a way to survive it, we all would have the greatest bar EVAH!
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You realize H2 would be a pretty good name for a bar.
PG, there is a place in PHX called San Tan Flats where there is firewood available for table side fire pits. You make your own S’Mores. I can’t remember how the food is but there are three walk up bars!
MCPO and Jew are Bouncers?
I like.
Another B&B please. And one for your monkey too, my good man.
Right away, miss.
And may I say that I sense a lovely musk about you. Do you, perhaps, own ferrets?
We need an ocelot.
Wiser and Rosetta out drinking would be a sight to see.
I actually saw that, I think, but I was too drunk to remember it.
You realize H2 would be a pretty good name for a bar.
Actually, I think “Hostages” works even better.
MCPO and Jew are Bouncers?
I like.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
yeah… Jewstin the bouncer. That would be awesome….
MCPO throws them out in the alley and Jewstin slips his phone number into their jeans pocket before they regain consciousness
Hostages: It doesn’t really close as much as it simply pauses….
I pitched an idea to Nick Searcy today for a spin-off of Justified focusing on Art Mullen.
But I need to flesh out the idea. What should be in the pilot?
We need an ocelot.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
“SHUT UP! And somebody get over here to be my hostage!!!!!”
…. I demand hugs. From someone.
What should be in the pilot?
Salma Hayek.
Dreading The Hostages house band ideas. All covers, all the time works for me.
…. I demand hugs. From someone.
right here, baby..
(your dad’s asleep, right?)
I always thought it would be funny to have two sets of bathrooms. One for drugs, one for taking a leak.
I demand hugs. From someone.
Call Salma Hayek.
Awww, Revvy. How bad?
Don’t kill your computer.
MCPO throws them out in the alley and Jewstin slips his phone number into their jeans pocket before they regain consciousness
I bet they’d never show their faces in public again.
All covers, all the time works for me.
DAMMIT!!! I DON’T HATE COVER SONGS!!!!
*sigh
Perhaps someday our species will evolve to a point where SOMEONE will understand my theory….
not yet Wiser ;P
Eau de Mustelid — it’s quite exclusive.
Actually the ferrets are in their cage in the back of my SUV somewhere in New Mexico right now.
Actual text from Mr. L: “So I come out of KFC with my chicken and there is a tweaker -a methhead staring in the windshield. “Dude, there’s rats in your car, man!”
HAHAHAHA!
OK, just covers that prove that an act has given up and will never be popular again. Sheesh.
not yet Wiser ;P
‘k
get back to me in a bit then, ‘k?
seriously, everything okay?
Max and a green orange
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/2776394909/
Aggie – Dad thinks we’re gonna have to nuke the whole thing and reinstall windows. Though for some reason he really doesn’t want me to change over to 7. Even though Vista has been a pain from the very beginning.
Plus I’m tearing my hair out at work, and my viking got eaten by school so I barely get to talk to him. Oh, and both parents are trying to set me up with people from their workplaces, so I kind of have to figure out what I’m doing with him soon unless I want things to get even more complicated.
So… yeah. This week can eat a dick, basically.
Man hugs Revvy, Just to be safe.
“Dude, there’s rats in your car, man!”
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
“Um, no… those are socks. You okay, dude?”
Lippy, where in NM?
OK, just covers that prove that an act has given up and will never be popular again. Sheesh.
I try… and I try….
http://tinyurl.com/6ube7lj
wiserbud I had to explain your theory to my brother when I was in Bama. He thinks you are on to something
*hugs* thanks Vmax.
I don’t know, Oso, he’s been driving all day going from Vegas to Austin.
So… yeah. This week can eat a dick, basically.
And, yet again, I am reminded that, despite my cloudy memories, I am so much happier at 51 than I was at 21.
hugs, revvy. I’ll always love you, baby. In a safe, non-threatening, fatherly sort of way….
You’ll get through this.
I am out.
Gnite all.
We have lots of meth heads in NM. Looks like our hostess station gets a brick wall and chalk.
wiserbud I had to explain your theory to my brother when I was in Bama. He thinks you are on to something
HAHAHA!!!
Another convert.
Seriously, I should be able to get an NEA grant out of this concept, at the very least….
hugs, Wiser. I know I’ll get through it. I just also know that it’s gonna suck.
*hugs Revvy*
*whispers “Vista is teh debbil”*
*Drinks vodka tonic*
*Wheels in portable brick wall*
Dammit. This again?
*hugs Aggie* It is. It really is.
Uh?
Am I too late for huggin’ the cute youngster?
In a totally safe manner?
One half of my Animosity Int’l stuff arrived! Woo Hoo! But… it is going to be returned. The women’s shorts are really just men’s. FAIL.
*hugs xbrad* nope.
I get clingy when I’m in a shit mood.
Revvy – Vista was a giant, bug-filled POS.
Andy, can you and I pick the music for The Hostages restaurant playlist?
That’s my understanding of it, MCPO. And from what I’m told, my computer would run loads faster on 7, which I kinda NEED, because it’s getting annoying to paint a stroke in photoshop and then go make a cup of tea while it finishes showing up on the screen.
Who is drafting the BBF poat this week?
Vista was awful.
Win7 seems to work over half the time.
Looks like MJ’s already got it in the can, MCPO.
“I hope you’re the chicken waffle chef because I’m STARVING!”
>> Andy, can you and I pick the music for The Hostages restaurant playlist?
Sounds good.
Shall we start with Country or Western?
Sorry your week was crappy, Revvy.
>> Win7 seems to work over half the time.
Meanwhile, OS X just keeps going, and going, and going …
Shall we start with Country or Western?
Crap! I thought we were actually going for paying customers!?
Thanks Lips.
The real benefit of Win7 over OS X is that I don’t have to look like a pretentious Mac asshole.
Suit yourself with your inferior technology.
Andy, the technology is already a shitload smarter than me. How much more do I need?
One of the best Archers in awhile tonight!
Looks like MJ’s already got it in the can, MCPO.
Yeah, so you’ll have to wait til tomorrow til his pucker loosens up to get it again.
Andy, Western. Bob Wills is still the King. Throw in some Pat Green.
MCPO, we can have hippie night for your Neil Young and Linda Ronstadt posts. ( Love you)
Aggie!
http://www.bourbonstreetwineandspirits.com/items/detail?itemid=149956
OK. We can add some Steely Dan for teh Chief.
**poke**
Throw in some Pat Green.
who?
holy shit I’m sweating from one taste test.
Best chili ever.
HA! Thanks, CB
Revy,
I’m still running XP-Pro, but I helped build it and know it inside and out. VISTA was and is a POS built at the bequest of hollywood and the DRM crowd. Win-7, or 8 (coming soon to a neighborhood near you) would be a much better way to go.
XP-Pro does everything I need to do so I have no reason to change. I will probably run it until I die.
Anita, on the other paw, has a MONSTER machine and runs Windows Server 2008-R2 and several VMs with XP, W-7, and shadow 2008-R2, all 64-bit.
My machine was actually built from parts thrown away from closed projects at the UW.
Best chili ever.
http://hostagerecipes.wordpress.com/
ChrisP – My computer isn’t anything special, but it OUGHT to be able to run photoshop without hitching every 5 minutes. Even when I first got it, Dad was amazed at how slowly it ran because of Vista.
I don’t know why he’s against the upgrade. It’s not like I want him to pay for it – I’ll be happy to shell out the money for the OS. It’s possible he doesn’t want to have to reinstall Vista and then go through the process of upgrading, but fuck – if we have to reinstall the OS ANYWAY, I’ll shell out the extra $80 for the full program. I don’t care. I just want my computer back and actually WORKING so I can get my goddamned commissions out.
Those little pumpkin shaped orange habaneros kick motherfuckin ass.
get rid of Vista and get 7. Totally leaner, Vista was a diaper full of indian food.
Oh, hell yeah they do.
My niece decided some chili we had needed a little extra oomph and went kind of overboard with those. It was damned near inedible.
Holy shite!
This stuff is close Andrew, but I have a chili contest to win.
Vista smells like Bigfoot’s dick.
Agree with DiT! Go with 7 and re-install P-Shop. You will be fast and clean.
Of course, save address book, links, e-mail, and docs. You’ll be golden!
Never went to Vista; I was able to sweet talk the guy at a computer store to load me XP. One of the best decisions I ever made. I’m ready for 7 now though; it’s on the to do list.
I still run XP Pro too Chrispy. Never found anything better yet.
Well, okay – Daddy clarified just now and said he’s gonna get an XP license for me. I’m cool with that.
Vista is like Romney – it has an ‘anything but’ camp.
Headed in the right direction Rev.
Cyn, let’s fire one up and listen to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn4_zur5hjw&feature=related
Time for bed. Y’all have a great evening
Clintbird,
I worked long and hard on XP, and I’m pleased with it.
As it does everything I require, I can’t see spending money to replace it.
It runs and runs and don’t give me the dreaded BSOD. What more is there?
I’m old and easily satisfied, I suppose, as I don’t feel the need to adopt “It’s NEW! It’s way cooler than what you have! You MUST get this”!!!
**fires up CR/M
Nighty night Aggie.
In absolutely shocking news, I’ve found that coffee with hot cocoa mix and peppermint schnapps does wonders for my mood.
I’m only mildly depressed instead of about to simultaneously put a foot through my computer and sob into a pillow.
Revvy, try mixing it without the coffee and hot cocoa.
Nothing really good to make a mixer with right now xbrad. And straight Schnapps is just nasty.
All I’ve really got is Kahlua, and the caramel flavor is terrible with peppermint.
Revvy, you really need to learn to drink bourbon.
Chicks drinking bourbon is sexy.
Plus, you know.
Drunk girls.
Meehhh, I have a pretty low tolerance for the burn of alcohol. I’d rather stick to my sweet, fruity drinks with enough alcohol in them to knock people flat.
Doip.
Hokay, I’m going to go voluntarily render myself immobile and hallucinate vividly.
Nighty night.
Hey, Sean.
‘Sup, b-rad? You in the desert or OC?
In the desert. Should be heading to OC in a little over a week. Help my sis move to a new place.
Completely O/T, how do you feel about lifting heavy things, like, oh, I don’t know… a couch?
I’m excellent at supervising that kind of work.
Well, with me in middle management, and you as a first line supervisor, my sis should have no trouble at all moving the giant fucking couch in a corporate approved manner, with all cost codes and billable hours properly annotated!
Wait for it…
Wait for it…
SOLUTIONS.
Hahahhaa.
But of course!
Hey, have you heard anything from Paulitics? I haven’t seen that guy around here in a while.
I got an email from him last month. Haven’t heard anything else. So far as I know, he’s alive and well, but while he still lives in OC, he’s been doing a lot of work up in the Bay area.
He’s probably just busy. That, or wiser did something to run him off.
G’night, folks.
I’m out, too.
Ouch
This post smells like Lindsay Lohan.
wakey wakey
I’m in meetings all day. I have BBF set for noon, but if you want to move it up, go right ahead.
Oh, and good morning.
Did I tell you guys that the girlfriend lives ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY SISTER – in the Grosse Pointe murder case? THey’re calling Bob Bashara – Dungeon Master Bob.
Lol.that is supposedly was his S& M name.
Better to be the Dungeon Master than the Dungeon Slave.
Good morning.
Wow Car in, is there any indication that the wife knew about Dungeon Master’s hobby?
They haven’t said.
I am guessing that she may have figured it out shortly before being murdered.
Hard to say. He my have just had her murdered to get rid of her. He had a new girlfriend, and he wasn’t having financial difficulties. Girlfriend wanted a house – perhaps he couldn’t float it Now he could move her into his house. If he gets away with it.
If he gets away with it.
I doubt he will. It has to be him and he will have made a mistake.
Well, yea, that’s not looking so good now. But – IF he did it, he was working with the premise that he would.
I kinda like the way that looks. Kinda goes with my avatar as well.
I only heard about that murder yesterday. I know divorce is hard, and that the courts are almost always dead-set against the man, but for Heaven’s sake, it’s got to be easier than killing people.
*sips buttered coffee*
*waves at Carin like a ‘tard*
I’m out of milk and I briefly considered butter.
BUt then I threw up in my mouf.
Jane Bashara murder coverage? Racist.
duh.
They do these types of articles every so often, and each one is as stupid as the last I read.
When the R&B station covers Jan Brewer’s dustup with Obama, that’s racist. I know, I was listening. I wanted to show that guy the Brian Willams/Bush clip and then punch him in the dick.
*points finger at Leon
Iran- we will help cut the cancer out of Israel.
I think Israel’s going to nuke Iran and the rest of the region will scream loudly and celebrate in private.
Morning peeps. TGIF.
Paul W Smith is talking about the half time show and how many people are going to watch it – the most watch half-time show, etc …
and I’m thinking WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Who are going to watch or give a shit?
Honestly.
HI CYN.
Yes on Israel.
Many will at the half–train wreck that you just can’t turn your head away from watching. Bleck.
Oooooo! Fingers crossed today I *should* get my Animosity shirt.
Obama’s got another super busy day today:
10:00 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
10:30 am || Meets with senior advisers
11:25 am || Delivers remarks on the economy; Fire Station #5, Arlington, Va.
2:45 pm || Attends a fundraiser; Jefferson Hotel, Washington
We know the first are bullshit filler things, an the second two are re-election stuff.
Smartest, hardeset working president ever.
Can he go golfing this weekend somewhere? It’s been weeks. He’s prolly jonesing.
Seeing his schedule gets my blood pressure to “A Hot Stew” in about 3.6 second flat. SCOAMF.
I’m out. Y’all have a good Friday.
You too, Leon
Grocery shopping today, trying to decide what to fix for Super Bowl Sunday, besides the multi-layer bean dip and tortilla chips. Suggestions?
NO, not a bowl of dicks, thanks.
Also, how many times should I say to the liberals, “PLANNED PARENTHOOD DOES NOT PERFORM MAMMOGRAMS” before I give up in disgust?
Morning Roamy.
Little Smokies in a crock pot of BBQ sauce.
NEW filler POAT