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Huh, and I thought Cyn only had great taste in women!
WRONG!
(What kind of gun is that?)
Always preferred the white “mess dress” jacket when I had to wear “the kit”.
http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/tedwhitese8.jpg
Mare – Walther PPK
http://tinyurl.com/7yabxz5
Daniel Craig – yummers!
I also like #2 and #6.
Great job, Cynabuns!
*harumphs*
Aw, Ghee – I’m sure if you send Cyn that pic of you with your mullet cut, she can find a way to include you in an HHD sometime…..
Good morning, hunk humpers.
PPK/s
LauraW, I grew weary of Coulter’s shit a couple of years ago too.
1) Frankenstein
2) Ferretfaced- Ralph Nader’s cuter cousin
3) Cute and homosexual
4) Hawt but can’t drive a stick
5) Niiiice silver fox!
6) Too young, needs a shave and a haircut
*sees Cyn aiming armadillo cannon at me*
I SAID I LIKED #5 DAMMIT
Thank you MCPO and you looked VERY dashing!
Aw, Ghee – I’m sure if you send Cyn that pic of you with your mullet cut, she can find a way to include you in an HHD sometime…..
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uh, no thanks Tif – I was merely verbalizing my current state of mind. I have so much to do before I leave town in the morning and can’t organize my thoughts well enough to get it done. So, I come here to clear my mind!
Great! Now Romney is quoting Pelosi:
http://tinyurl.com/767dgu5
hahaha…read the comments at my link….hahahaha
“Pelosi, the brand conservatives trust!”
“Newt sat on a couch with Pelosi!!” (she must be the best backstabber ever!)
“1) Frankenstein”
hahahahah…Yes, a little.
Mare!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1mV_5-bRPo
Daniel Craig always looks like he’s about to cry.
But overall, it’s a very nice poat. Especially Numero Cinq.
Is #2 related to Sean Connery? I thought it was him at first.
It’s not his son, J’Ames. I know that for sure.
Someone on Let’s Make A Deal just won an iPad. They had to be reminded that it wasn’t actually the Zonk.
I think Carin is crying now.
IT’S JUST NOT FAIR.
I am in Bama!
Great 10 minute vid from the Cato Institute responding to SOTSCOAMF here.
Can somebody put me some knowledge, since apparently all the pundits feel I am unable to think for myself? Why is Gingrich bad for the conservative movement? Is he so smart that he is stupid enough not to learn from his mistakes, be it government or personal? Apparently he is polling so well that he is destined to lose by almost 20 points… why is that? If true liberals account for less than 30% of the population and conservatism is on the rise, how are we destined to lose so soundly? Anyone?
http://www.nydailynews.com/opinion/newt-doomed-crusade-article-1.1011138
underpants
Commentor Seth Halpren had some really good points that helped me justify my thoughts, just curious what you guys thought.
HS – I knew you would give me the most thought provoking iron to stoke. Well done, sir.
Mmm mmm mmm
What is it about a tux that can make men look so dashing?
Fuck yeah! Is right!
http://tinyurl.com/7kpefel
If true liberals account for less than 30% of the population and conservatism is on the rise, how are we destined to lose so soundly?
Hardly an expert here, but I’ll give you my $0.02…
There is a great big portion of this country (often called “moderates” or “independents”) who don’t focus on politics like you or I (or our opposite numbers over at daily kos) do. A lot of these people still read newspapers and watch the network and local news in the evenings. They wouldn’t know a blog if it bit them in the ass. They may not look at that information with a jaundiced eye, and so, when they see the eventual GOP nominee being trashed there, it’s gonna sink in. On the flip side, if they hear reports about how the unemployment numbers went down and don’t know to look for ways in which that’s being fudged and finessed, Obama gets a little bit of credit with them. Etc. etc. etc.
I’d babble some more, but I think I see twenty dollars out on the sidewalk.
Fuck yeah! Is right!
New meatup game!
Sean is right. A lot of elections are decided by the 20% in the middle.
A lot of elections are decided by the 20% in the middle.
*lowers chin to chest and whispers, “The Middle”*
In addition to being really fucking hot, S.E. Cupp is really fucking right on the second page of that piece Gland linked:
I personally find that pretty hard to argue with.
The middle, aka the clueless.
It sort of cracks me up, that as all these experts say how unfit Newt is to be a candidate, his numbers keep risiing.
Kinda cute.
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=FrTbnczYAd4&feature=player_embedded
What is it about a tux that can make men look so dashing?
You know what looks really dashing? A tux crumpled up on the floor.
Good morning. I remain funemployed much of this month, so yay Obama Recovery. I see the Chief Ewok has been absorbed by the Romney Borg. Apart from that, it’s merely another miserable day.
On the other hand, I like food and weather.
You know what looks really dashing? A tux crumpled up on the floor.
Of the rental shop?
A tux crumpled up on the floor.
Of the rental shop?
Don’t wreck my afternoon fantasies, George.
Don’t wreck my afternoon fantasies, George.
yet another comment that goes with the avatar.
They wouldn’t know a blog if it bit them in the ass.
This only highlights the need for a federally-funded Giant Blog Dentures program.
A tux crumpled up on the floor.
^^This.
What is it about a tux that can make men look so dashing?
The only thing sexier than a man in a tux, is the same guy halfway out of it.
Except Craig. He looks like he’s crying.
I feel another rant coming on. The essence is this:
Romney lost to McLame
McLame Lost to Obambi
Are you really telling me that the guy who lost to the loser is gonna win? Really?
The only thing sexier than a man in a tux, is the same guy halfway out of it.
Except Craig. He looks like he’s crying
Oh, leave him for me. I’ll cheer him up.
Are you really telling me that the guy who lost to the loser is gonna win? Really?
I have been screaming this to my friends!!!
I’m having fun pissing off my old roommate. How’s everybody else?
Nice update!
What is it about a tux that can make men look so dashing?
Crisp white shirt, straight, long lines, and shoulder pads. Makes them look taller, more broad-shouldered, symmetrical, and like they don’t smell so bad.
Shit. I have a pic of me in my blues, but not one of me in mess dress.
MARE!!!!!
Really tall, lanky, long limbed, latina lesbians look good in a tux also. Particularly if it’s a backless cut little number. Sorta like the chick I took to my senior prom.
Nice update!
Motherofallthings, that is Not Safe For Anyone’s Eyes Ever.
Where’s that whore Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/73dug2d
PG – Why did you decide to take a lesbian to your prom *cough*beard*cough*??
I don’t know who put the picture of Pelosi up in the update, but thanks. I’ve had a really shitty day and needed a good belly laugh.
You fuckers aren’t half bad for a bunch of scumbags.
How’s everybody else?
Good Revvs; oogling well dressed men and rending our hands at our sad political state. The usual.
Hey, Revvy!
I have a pic of me in my blues, but not one of me in mess dress.
*runs to check email*
Here you go, Cyn.
http://tinyurl.com/7bz9w52
*THUD*
Shit, Here you go, Aggie.
Sorry.
http://tinyurl.com/7bz9w52
Fun stuff, Cyn.
And hiya Aggie
My roommate linked to an article about someone killing a cat and carving the word ‘liberal’ into it. Her wording ‘How many more isolated incidents do we need before we realize that the entire right wing is fucking crazy!?’
My response was ‘Yeah! I mean, liberals don’t have isolated incidents. They have the Occupy Movement.’
And then some idiot made the mistake of asking me to give an example of ONE DEATH that happened at Occupy. Obviously someone wasn’t paying attention.
Hey, Roamy… I’m doing okay with my Cintiq tablet. More awkward for painting than I expected, less so for drawing, except for straight lines and regular curves like ellipses.
Orwell – …. so, where do you live again?
My response was ‘Yeah! I mean, liberals don’t have isolated incidents. They have the Occupy Movement.’
You’re cruel. Cruel, but fair.
southern Clownifornia
I’m having fun pissing off my old roommate. How’s everybody else?
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Hi Revvy! I’ve taken up random swearing. It’s really fun.
Oops, I called Revvy “Roamy.”
This could be a big fucking deal.
Shit, Here you go, Aggie.
Twice?? In one day??
My cup runneth over…
George, would you care to narrow down that geographical location?
You know, Eric, we really should have a mini-meatup one of these days. b-rad can tell army stories, I can talk at length about not drinking, and pjm can promise to stop by and then bail on us.
http://tinyurl.com/6rt3d6w
Hey, xbrad… I would rather not be too specific on the intertubes, partly because in my (carefully unstated) line of work it is the kiss of death to be known as anything but a knob-gobbling ultramarine liberal.
Of course, that work has not been less and less remunerative in the Age of Hopenchange, compared to the preceding years of Chimpy McHalliburton fascism, when as much as 5% of the population defied The Man by being unemployed. In our new, enlightened age, millions more than ever before are freed from the burden of work.
Comment by xbradtc on January 25, 2012 2:31 pm
http://tinyurl.com/6rt3d6w
Choice? Why choose? I say take both.
I wouldn’t be giving away too much to say Los Angeles basin.
Of course, that work has
notbeen less and less remunerativestupid fingers, stupid brain
Fine, George, I’ll shoot you an email.
Choice? Why choose? I say take both.
Well, well… didn’t this thread turn quickly!
Well, if Cyn’s a tiger, I’m gonna go with bestiality.
Hahahahahaha
http://tinyurl.com/774plmu
Revvy! I’ve taken up random swearing. It’s really fun.
SHIT
that is kinda fun
MUTHAFOCHER
Comment by Hotspur on January 25, 2012 2:44 pm
Heh…
This was hilarious stuff, worth a look
http://bit.ly/Ai6EhT
I liked artsy chicks when I was young. They were rather free with their favors IYKWIMAITYD.
Who’s the hawt chick with the big domes?
hubba-hubba
I banged a harpist/artist/bartender chick once.
GO – Never seen the movie, is it worth a rental?
I liked artsy chicks when I was young. They were rather free with their favors IYKWIMAITYD.
They would lend you pens?
I banged a harpist/artist/bartender chick once.
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Ah, the 90s. What a decade!
They would lend you pens?
. . . and candy!
If this is the movie you’re talking about, Chief…
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0139239/
…I wouldn’t bother.
On the other hand, this sounds promising:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1016177/
“Ah, the 90s. What a decade!”
hahahaha
xbrad doesn’t look like a douche in that picture.
I was, Mare.
I just cleaned up nicely.
Sean – Actually, I was asking George Orwell about this one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364955/
Although I did not make my request very clear.
*reads Revvy’s comment upthread*
I am SOOOOOO glad we have young gals like Revvy on OUR side…..
Car in, if there’s anything left of Mr. Craig when you’re done with him, send him on down my way – I’m sure I can figure out some way to finish him off (SYWM)
xbrad doesn’t look like a douche in that picture.
Never judge a book by its’ cover.
My bad, Chief. But that second movie seems to have a main character by the name of “Mrs. Dave,” which cracks me up.
xbrad doesn’t look like a douche in that picture.
Never judge a book by its’ cover.
LOL
i tagged a all-American, Jewish, Lesbian, folk singer once. She was a swinger…
http://tinyurl.com/7evqm2e
This is a cool little tool for political geeks who also like math:
http://americanresearchgroup.com/moe2.html
It’s called The Ballot Lead Calculator – apparently you can guesstimate how “statistically close” a poll REALLY is.
That ARG poll that shows Romney at 41% and Gingrich at 34% is only a sample size of 600; they are actually in a statistical dead heat. However, there is a 96% chance that Romney will win that contest.
Then again, people aren’t numbers….
HAHAHAHA
Count…hahaha…What the …..hell was she thinking….hahaha…even lost her wig!!!
Hahahahaha
That bitch lost her wig.
Ouch!
she caught mad air
Physics – how does it work?
*leaps in air*
*does the hip bump with Mare*
I can’t watch that gif without making a face when she lands
Not to worry. She had plenty of padding.
Gravity – It’s not just a good idea. . . it’s the LAW!
Florida might be affected by the early voting. One of the chicks I was chatting up yesterday told me that many people had already voted for Romney.
I will be playing that on the 42 inch tv when Mr MJ gets home.
Nobody gives a shit about Florida.
HAHAHA! Hilarious Count!
absolutely everything pelosi does reminds me of one of those little elementary school ninny’s. I knooooowww something about him but i’m not tellinggg. WTF I don’t know if I’ve ever heard a grown adult say that.
Ass face douche fuck.
Yay Cyn! A most excellent HHD.
#3 is my favorite — love his coloring and the well-groomed beard. nom nom nom
Still laughing Count!
Anyone that dumb deserves to lose their wig!
“Ass face douche fuck.”
Bad day at work?
“Gravity – It’s not just a good idea. . . it’s the LAW!”
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. MJ – How was your run today?
Ass face douche fuck.
Your random swearing is coming along nicely!
Champion Jack Dupree wrote a song about that woman on the swing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGUmkrWXTU8
“Your random swearing is coming along nicely!”
Oh, yea, I forgot about that.
Thought I was going to New Orleans in March for a bachelor party but it’s been moved to Vegas. Sucks, I was really looking forward to New Orleans. Used to go all the time, haven’t been in years. oh look a twentski
Mrs. MJ – How was your run today?
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Thanks for asking, butt licking shit for brains. I’ll be running tonight, although I am super tired and the wife is already texting me to see if we can take the night off.
I see you found a nice parking space at the grocery store.
http://is.gd/E53Exc
hahahahaha
HIGH SPEED TRAINS!!
http://tinyurl.com/64ogzcf
MJ – That would be, “Master Chief butt licking shit for brains”, pal.
Mare, I found a little something we can place together in the garden of our future love nest. http://i.imgur.com/T1Ffa.jpg
MJ – That would be, “
Master Chief butt licking shit for brainsDude”, pal.FTFY
xBrad – STFU.
So, apparently, aside from OTH, there’s not a fucking thing on television tonight.
CUMSLUT WHORE!
Oh, and I have to brag:
http://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/2012/01/25/mothers-pride/
I think I’m doing something right.
“Mare, I found a little something we can place together in the garden of our future love nest. http://i.imgur.com/T1Ffa.jpg”
Oh, Cyn! Our garden is going to be so wonderful!!
Excellent, Aggie!
So, apparently,
aside from OTH,there’s not a fucking thing on television tonightFIFY
I’mma cut you, J’ames.
Well done Aggs and a hearty congrats to them!!
I’mma cut you, J’ames.
I don’t care. I have to code in COBOL today. Just shoot me.
Thank you, Cyn
I have to code in COBOL today.
Shooting you would be a kindness.
Code this.
COBOL blue is one of my favorite colors.
Plus the burn on my arm (from the pizza place Friday) is getting sore. It’s right where I set my arm on the desk.
I’m bringing a towel in tomorrow.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/77f53c3
Code this.
MOVE "code this" TO PLACE-IN-REPORT-1.
WRITE REPORT AFTER ADVANCING PAGE.
STOP RUN.
Jay, see if you can get your hands on some saran wrap from your breakroom or kitchen, cool water wet some paper towels and place them on your burn, then wrap it with the saran. Or do it without the saran; either way, pain should lessen.
/Dr. Mom hat off
*tears a tiny piece off the Man Card for complaining*
Had to be done; I don’t make the rules. Sorry.
COBOL made me complain. I’m not responsible.
Hey Cyn, can I have that piece of the mancard? It’s for a friend.
I make the rules.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jWK2C9ZjyQ
Breaking News: Fox Business confirms Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner will not serve a second term if President Obama is re-elected.
This post has been updated like xBrad’s teeth.
>> I don’t care. I have to code in COBOL today. Just shoot me.
It’s still more that 90% of all the stuff out there in production today. One day we’ll be pulling COBOL programmers our of nursing homes to maintain 40 year old systems.
I used to work with a guy who wrote pron COBOL. He’d create variables named after women who worked in the office and subroutines named after sexual acts.
The first time I had to fix his shit and saw a PERFORM statement I said “what the fuck is this shit?” out loud.
Then I found $20.
You guys putting chicks in my HHD?!?
Okay… okay… Bring. It. On.
Step step step
Header update!!!!
“Show me proof that Buffett is influencing Obama on the pipeline….it sounds vindictive and bullshit.”
Discuss.
“Show me proof that Buffett is influencing Obama on the pipeline….it sounds vindictive and bullshit.”
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Who cares? They are both lying sacks of shit that should kicked directly in their penis head. Twice.
I’m pretty sure if you kick Obama in his penis head you’ll get Buffet at the same time. One kick. Done.
Number 4 hawty is hawt.
And I like your joke Hotspur.
HAHAHAHAHA….good answers.
You guys putting chicks in my HHD?!?
Pelosi is not a chick unless by ‘chick’ you mean a baby teradactyl.
Where the f*ck is everyone? Playing with their penis heads?
brb…gotta go water my pig
I’m not usually a fan of long hair, but that blonde guy wears it well. I wouldn’t kick him to the curb.
http://tinyurl.com/75xq7at
“Show me proof that Buffett is influencing Obama on the pipeline….it sounds vindictive and bullshit.”
*****
Shut your whore mouth.
Fin
Ha ha ha – hotspur.
What are you laughing at, Squirt?
XB … this one starts tonight, stars Kiefer Sutherland:
http://www.fox.com/programming/shows/?sh=touch
“Where the f*ck is everyone? Playing with their penis heads?”
No, I already did that today.
Do you think Michelle asks Obama why his penis tastes like old man?
No, I think she acks him if he’d like to borrow hers.
Darlin’, you toyed with a toy heart…
No, I think she acks him if he’d like to borrow hers.
THREAD WINNAH!!!!
Breakfast for dinner is damned sure a winner!
That there is some nasty visual. brrrrr..
What do you think my neighbor could be doing that would take five good whacks with a hammer every 10 seconds for two days and counting?
That comment was not directed at Chief.
What do you think my neighbor could be doing that would take five good whacks with a hammer every 10 seconds for two days and counting?
Hammering his dick thanks to Obama’s failed policies?
“What do you think my neighbor could be doing that would take five good whacks with a hammer every 10 seconds for two days and counting?”
Pounding back Satan Spawn that have somehow found a crack in our universe which exits through his family room?
Heh. That header’s awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzIN3EgBIHg
“Hammering his dick thanks to Obama’s failed policies?”
Shirlena?
My mom was embarrassed that she forgot my birthday and took me to Outback for dinner.
She was sitting in my driveway at 3:30
I can’t figure it out but it’s coming from the same place in the wall. bam bam bam bam bam……………….bam bam bam bam bam……….repeat
I was guessing maybe putting down that wood flooring with the grooves and he’s lining it up then knocking it in on each end. so it makes it sounds like he’s hitting the wall in the same spot. I dunno but it’s not entertaining. Just seems like he’d be done by now. It’s a small place next door.
Andy – one of the greatest movies evah.
LOL vmax did you tell her it was probably best cause you got hammered yesterday?
take her for a ride on the bonecoaster
Knocking boots with Pinocchio!
What do you think my neighbor could be doing that would take five good whacks with a hammer every 10 seconds for two days and counting?
Trying to break into a safe?
HAHAHAHA by the way the message after the message I just posted to vmax regarding your mom, is a totally different message. the second message was in regards to the oface video above, not your mom.
thanks
What do you think my neighbor could be doing that would take five good whacks with a hammer every 10 seconds
Sectioning off another room in his basement for his next victim?
Maybe he’s just getting hammered.
Five whacks with a hammer. . . Um. . . killing spiders?
If you need five whacks to kill a spider, you’re definitely hammered.
I did not think you were Count.
Jew have you met fire ants yet? Killing those sadistic evil bastages is all kinds of fun.
Silly Hotspur. Killing spiders requires a lot of screaming and flailing. Five whacks is a minimum.
Hahahaha
When I was about four we lived in Phoenix. I found this red ant hill in our front yard. So I got the hose and started flooding their home.
I was barefoot and had on shorts. Pretty soon I was ankle deep in water, and didn’t realize the fuckers can walk on water.
Before I knew it they were all over my legs and in my swimsuit area biting me big time.
Hahahaha
My mom came running and picked me up by the armpits and hustled me to the bathtub where she flooded the little bastards off of me.
Fucking pismires.
$20 was involved.
Jewstin have you been to Tbone tom’s yet and had the armadillo eggs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MOia1_ef4E#t=05m00s
I have never heard of T-Bone Tom’s, but that is my new goal in life. Armadillo Eggs look outstanding.
It’s right by the kemah boardwalk on 146. Good grub. Huge palapa out back with live music
Wouldn’t hold a candle to the ghetto bar.
Wait a minute you DICK! I don’t know what a palapa is.
But I can find Kemah boardwalk.
Huge palapa
Braggart!
MCPO, run it over with your scooter, just to be sure it’s dead.
SQUEEL!!
*peels out, circles around and runs over the poat*
Is wordpress shitting the bed?
Hospital run. Dad’s in ICU.
I don’t notice anything ‘Spur.
Oh damn, Carin. Hugs and prayers that all is well.
Testing, assholes.
Good thoughts for Carin’s dad.
Damn, Carin! Sorry about that.
Prayers going on angel’s wings for you and your dad, Carin
Prayers for Carin’s Dad.
Shoot, those hospital runs are awful. You never know what to expect.
WTFF is wrong with Matt Drudge?
Loving thoughts for Carin’s Dad and Carin and the rest of the family.
Oh man, just got here and saw that. Same best wishes to Carin and family
Sending good thoughts to Carin and Daddy Carin.
Mare – Wonder if this is like the National Guard memo??
okaaayyyy…
http://is.gd/NCxgtt
I see on Drudge that my Governor had a few words with the president. Good for her!
I would go from uncontrollable nosebleed to uncontrollable retching.
Ha! That does seem a bit over the top.
Bacon – Is there anything it can’t do?
Oh hellyeah!
http://www.cufflinksdepot.com/p/66CN322/Fender+Guitar+Pick+Cufflinks.html
It’s the perfect food.
The hubby and I had bacon and eggs for dinner last night while Son2 ate a left over pork chop, but he wanted to sprinkle on chopped bacon bit. At first I asked if he was crazy, then I paused, hugged him, and wiped away a tear of Moron pride.
Nice cufflinks
Of course, edgy cufflinks sort of defeat the purpose of the look you’re typically going for with a dress shirt and French cuffs.
Still. Daddy wants.
Nice cufflinks
I am NOT looking that up at Urban Dictionary. Heh.
The only thing bacon can’t do is the dishes, and I am willing to forgive it, because it is that good.
I figured cured pork meant ham…but they didn’t say.
Hospitals Are so much fun. It needs a bar.
Hoping that things work out well for Car in and clan.
How is he doing, Carin? Any news?
Dad’s got a very low bp, and right now they are poking him and doing things so he’s not very happy. Step went to get “supplies ” so I’m on beverage duty. Every few min I give him a app of soda.
*hugs Carin* and this time does not cop a feel.
…
as far as anyone knows.
No news. They don’t know what’s causing it and they need to get it up in order to give him dialysis .
Thank for all the well wishes and hugs.
*lets Dave cop a feel
You could all be funny now- he’s nodded off.
Hope all goes well for a quick recovery and that it gets up soon, Carin.
Prayers for Carin’s Dad.
Prayers for your Dad, Car in. {{{{hugs}}}} to you from down here in Texas!
That wasn’t funny Cyn.
I think all the poking and complaining tuckered him out.
As in “not funny enough” or “not funny in an inappropriate way”?
Do the liquor stores deliver to the hospital, Car in?
‘Cuz I’m thinking that Hostage Nation could probably pitch in and have a little somethin’ dropped off for you while you wait…..
SoHoS – Did you get to visit with your Mom yet?
Hope all goes well for a quick recovery and that it gets up soon…
I’m thinking that it’s a good thing that he’s asleep.
“Not funny” as in NOBODY wants to think of their Daddy’s winkie in the “upright and locked” position…..
*shudders*
Sohos, how is your Mom?
>> *lets Dave cop a feel
*thud*
Most humble apologies.
*Hugs* Carin
I am praying for pops
ahhhhnd I’m stupid.. how’s mom Sohos?
Testing, assholes.
—————————-
That’s an important comma.
I pray your mom is doing better, Sohos?
Sohos, hope the plane ride was smooove.
After TEN YEARS together, man finally decides he’s ready to make a commitment.
http://is.gd/Vuxf2e
Dickweed.
*finishes reading thread.
I guess that asshole would be me. Hope your dad and mom are doing ok Car in and Sohos.
ick
This is what one of my idiot HS friends posted on FB today:
“What President Obama said in his State of the Union Address made so much sense it was scary. Give him four years where he’s not cleaning up somebody elses shit and there will be no stopping the USA.”
After my response, I imagine I’ll be de-friended!
After TEN YEARS together, man finally decides he’s ready to make a commitment.
Maybe it was she who was dragging her feet.
Chauvinist.
I can’t help but wonder just how much fucking time Obama needs to “clean up somebody else’s mess” that he himself voted for.
What happened to the doggiestyle outlet header? There were clearly no nipples showing.
Aggie – I went high and to the right!
Feel free to change it back Andy; no worries.
>> Maybe it was she who was dragging her feet.
Well she certainly is now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PIdWdw15U
I’m watching ‘Midsomer Murders’ – Thank heavens for Netflix!
Found this on reddit.
http://is.gd/rxaZI1
I can’t help but wonder just how much fucking time Obama needs to “clean up somebody else’s mess” that he himself voted for
4 more terms at least
Andy – you liked Gabe’s moon base post? I thought it was very weak.
The damned chucklehead still lives in New Jersey and lists herself as “disabled”. More likely, suckling at the teat of the taxpayer.
Maybe it was she who was dragging her feet.
Chauvinist.
Unlikely, since chicks will drop a guy they don’t like. No young woman is going to trifle with an unsuitable man for ten damn years while her eggs are drying out.
But let’s say you’re right. In that case then, he’s forcing himself on a woman who never wanted to marry him.
Which is even dickweedier!
I liked it just because the whole thing is silly.
Let’s focus on getting our fiscal house in order. Space will still be there when we’re done.
Andy – you liked Gabe’s moon base post? I thought it was very weak.
Plus Allahpundit agrees with Gabe.
*rethinks position*
So an airline calls my house to let me know they have my wife’s bag.
I call her cell phone, and the voice mail box is full because she never deletes the things.
I think I’ve done the best I can do here.
Cyn, do you have a bigger pic of your avatar?
http://imgur.com/gallery/ChzUb
yep.
In that case then, he’s forcing himself on a woman who never wanted to marry him.
“Forcing” is such a pejorative word. Let’s just say that he’s far more patient than most.
Sure Aggie: here’s one page that she shows up on with a few other models.
http://is.gd/U8E15R
A lot of my friends from college are like that MCPO.
I was pointing out the waste in the stimulus bill and one of them responded with “at least we aren’t in two wars.”
That was the beginning of the end for me. I don’t have the patience.
After burning some bridges I deleted my account.
You are covered Andy.
logically
You know it is not enough.
So Rob Long flatly states, on the latest Ricochet podcast out today, that we are going to lose this election, and it’s hard to see why he isn’t right.
Of course, I am a natural pessimist, so there’s that.
I don’t know about you preverts but if he tried to consummate that marriage here in Texas, we’d whup ‘im.
Thanks, Cyn!!
*smooches*
G.O. – If his prognostication skills are so great, why is Mr. Long still writing for a living?
the voice mail box is full because she never deletes the things.
How drunk was I? I don’t remember marrying Andy.
Oh, wait. I never check the things. Carry on.
Revvy, almost EVERYONE feels like that in their 20′s.
Heck, I’m in my 50′s and there are days when I have no idea what I’m doing, either!
“Life is what happens while you’re busy making plans…..”
ANDREW! Did I tell ya how to fix your porch heatah?
http://twitter.com/DaveinTexas/statuses/162366526199054336
You are covered Andy.
logically
You know it is not enough.
Which is why I texted, emailed and sent a carrier pigeon.
If his prognostication skills are so great, why is Mr. Long still writing for a living?
Presumably because he makes big Hollywood money at it. However, point taken.
You did, Dave.
Awesome HHD, Cyn, thank you.
Did it work? Worked for me.
The pleasure was all mine, Roamy. Really!
“Show me proof that Buffett is influencing Obama on the pipeline….it sounds vindictive and bullshit.”
I never want to hear another fucking word about Haliburton from a fucking liberal again, or I’ll shoot ‘em in the face with cannon that shoots sections of pipeline.
All ya gotta do is bend the tip.
Haven’t tried it.
That’s what she said.
Andy, STFU.
It’s very liberating
Brad, go to my blog, NOW!!
Yes, Ma’am!
Eh, it’s the same post up that I read FIRST THING THIS MORNING, just like I ALWAYS read your blog first thing in the morning.
I just didn’t have anything to say.
FINE!!!
*mumbles thanks*
If it’s any comfort, I only made c/O-2 in my junior year. But then, we had a very small program. I had to wait till my senior year to make c/O-4
HAHAHAHAHA!
Aggie – Good on yer youg’uns! Now, quit bragging Mom!
Kiefer Sutherland’s new show, Touch, which previewed on Fox tonight was excellent.
Clint, I’m thinking of giving it a try.
Undecided so far.
Did anyone get decapitated?
Kiefer Sutherland’s new show, Touch, which previewed on Fox tonight was excellent.
Agreed, but is there some rule somewhere that says that Keifer must be allowed to use a cell phone when he’s acting?
Wiser – Did you get to slap a hipster today?
If Andy shows up and starts telling us how this or that about the show is wrong, can we have Laura cut him?
No one got decapitated in this preview episode.
Wiser – Did you get to slap a hipster today?
I was reeeeeeally fucking close………
<i.If Andy shows up and starts telling us how this or that about the show is wrong, can we have Laura cut him?
Can we ask her to cut him either way?
>> If Andy shows up and starts telling us how this or that about the show is wrong, can we have Laura cut him?
Pussy.
You can slap Clintbird, Wiser. Will that help?
You can slap Clintbird, Wiser. Will that help?
naaaaaa… I like clintbird.
on a completely unrelated topic, where’s beasn?
Andy, where do you plan to watch the Super Bowl?
on a completely unrelated topic, where’s beasn?
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
hey, MCPO, I begged Ace to tip you, not me.
Guess he missed that…..
I think Ace still doesn’t like MCPO because of their “dude” tussle.
nah, he just gets so much stuff that he can’t keep up.
Wiser, dammit, I’m trying to sow discord and Animosity International!
Shit, I coulda gone and changed that. Dave got it right on teh Twitters. Kind of.
Wiser, I will be watching on my new, large television.
Wiser – Didn’t bother me in the least. I assumed you tipped him to the link.
Moonbase Gingrich – Artist’s Conception: http://twitpic.com/8bqy0u
I’m watching episodes of White Collar. Just because that one guy’s hat pisses Xbrad off.
Wiser, I will be watching on my new, large television.
Wouldn;t it be fun if you had a die-hard Giants fan there to mock asyour team potentially wins?
*snicker….
Sorry…. I’m just kidding here. There is no chance in hell the Pats are gonna win this game. I was just hoping maybe I would have you to kick around in person while the Giants teach the Pats once again that there is no amount of cheating that can stop the Giants from their goal….
Jewstin, I’m gonna give you a pass on that.
Because Hilarie Burton, who played Peyton for six years on One Tree Hill is a regular on White Collar.
I assumed you tipped him to the link.
Yeah, but I got it from you.
Sorry for taking your hat-tip from you. I know how much they mean to you……
;P
dude
Actually, television is mostly dead to me until new episodes of Breaking Bad or Boss start up. That’s some damn good drama there.
Jewstin, I keep kinda thinking I wanna start watching White Collar, but the one time I took a look at it, it was really stupid. But I think maybe it was just that one episode.
Any thoughts?
I agree that the Giants would appear to have this one wrapped up, but that’s why they play the games.
*gives Wiser the wink and hand pistol*
*gives DinT the one raised eyebrow and middle finger*
White Collar is kind of fun. It’s mostly episodic. There are some story arcs, but they really aren’t important for the most part. If you watch Which Collar think of it as a monster of the week type of program.
Hello?
Also, it’s more of a comedy than a crime drama. I think it’s supposed to be stupid.
I’ll watch a few episodes when OTH is over.
television is mostly dead to me until new episodes of Breaking Bad
Holy crap, was the end of this past season fucking amazing or what???
dave sleeps.
*tosses wiserbud two american dollars for cab fare and a tip*
OMG! SQUEEE!!
It was fantastic, Wiser. My guess is that Mike will be showing up in the next season.
I like White Collar
Nice sausagefest you boys have got here….
G’night, hosers -
My guess is that Mike will be showing up in the next season.
Oh yeah… working for Walter……
No way he walks away……..
It’s gonna get so awesome next year…..
That last shot…. the plant….. that was fucking awesome. Those 15 seconds said so much…..
Am I the only one who always thought “Touched by an Angel” sounded slightly dirty?
After TEN YEARS together, man finally decides he’s ready to make a commitment.
OH HELLs no.
Especially if an established a-dult, there is only so much time I’d give before he is either on the same page as in marriage and babies or he’s gone.
My aunt dated a guy for nearly 20 years and then found out he never divorced his wife. o_O
A friend of mine started watching BB on DVD from the first season. He quit watching it, saying it was too much like a soap opera.
I was like NOOOOOOO!!! DUDE, YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE NEXT SEASON!!!!!!
Especially if an established a-dult, there is only so much time I’d give before he is either on the same page as in marriage and babies or he’s gone.
Yeah.
That’s what’s weird and creepy about that story….. That he strung her along for so long…..
I’m waiting for BB to end. Then I’ll sit down and watch the whole thing through.
<i.I’m waiting for BB to end. Then I’ll sit down and watch the whole thing through.
You’re making a huge mistake.
It is an amazing show.
I was actually starting to worry this past season that it was losing it, but damn, the last shot of the season? KILLER!!!
Made me a fan all over again.
at least we aren’t in two wars.”
Um….durr? At stimulus time we were still in two wars and let’s not mention places like Egypt or Libya…….. that came soon after.
NYTOL
Wiser, I like watching an entire series all at once.
Roma Downey has aged pretty well.
http://tinyurl.com/6ofsvdv
Talk about guilt. Fapping to pics of a chick who plays an agent of the Lord…
Working for Walt or twisting Walt’s arm? Mike isn’t a nice man.
I thought Breaking Bad was stupid until I started from the beginning. It’s the best fucking program on television.
The last season wandered in the desert a bit, but they pulled it together.
Working for Walt or twisting Walt’s arm? Mike isn’t a nice man.
You just never know, do you?
It’s the best fucking program on television.
SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Oh hells yeah……
Well, Touch better be the greatest fucking thing since sliced bread, because it’s taking forever to download.
I could have downloaded hours of busty lesbian pron in the time this is taking!
but they pulled it together.
real tight. The last episode… fucking genius. Made the entire season make sense…
It was truly genius.
Xbrad, studies have shown that watching too much pron makes it harder to fap. Just sayin’.
HAH! Chrome recognizes ‘pron’ as a properly spelled word.
I guess I STILL haven’t watched too much pron…
Well, I guess they didn’t say how much is too much.
I’ve only got about half a terabyte. That’s not too much, you don’t think?
I’d start to worry when you get north of a petabyte.
With that…. I’m off.
I’ll catch your cretins later.
Happy sleeping all. I have to crash too.
Great. *whistles a lonely hobo tune*
Great. *whistles a lonely hobo tune*
wow. you really know how to whistle real good……
niiiiice
Ya just put your lips together and . . .
Hey Wiser, how did the Sunday night staff meeting go? I missed the re-cap.
*pops in* evening all
Evening Revvy.
How’s that flirt of your in OK?
your = yours
Hey Wiser, how did the Sunday night staff meeting go? I missed the re-cap.
faster than I expected.
It was so much fun watching the game on the DVR all by myself, avoiding the blogs and not be able to join in the fun as the GIANTS WON!!!!
How’s the ferrets?
He’s okay. We were just having a long conversation about how he used to be a problem kid and straightened himself out.
Which he refuses to take any credit for and insists he was just ‘scared straight’ and there was no strength of character involved in realizing he was going down a bad path and fixing it pretty much entirely on his own.
… he seriously can’t just stop being awesome for like 5 minutes?
I killed it D:
Nah, you didn’t kill it Revvy. I just was on the phone. Yup, he does sound awesome. “Ah shucks ma’am, just doing my job”.
Yes.
Also, while he doesn’t have much of an accent for being born and raised in OK, what little he does have is adorable ><
The jerk.
Geeze wiser, does the boss think he is running some kind of big conglomerate where the markets will crash if he doesn’t meet with his core staff right now?
Maybe he does, on second thought.
The ferrets are very good, they had a nice run out of the cage tonight and the smartest one got in my carry-on bag and stole the baggie full of peanuts.
Revvy, I do believe that he is interested in you or he wouldn’t spend so much time talking to you.
Everyone keeps telling me that, Lips, but I’ve never had much luck with guys, so I continue to think of reasons why that reasoning is flawed.
That way when I finally break down and tell him I’m nuts about him the let down will be less crushing.
I’ve come to believe that life is a little easier when you avoid expectations good or bad, Revvster.
sounds too reasonable to me, Sean.
Well then, if you visit your friend in his state you can meet with him, yes? He, at the very least, likes you.
Bedtime for me too.
Heh. You and my best friend would get along.
nighty night Lips. And yeah, first I’ve gotta save up the money to get there though >.<
Yeah Sean? Why's that?
He’s not a fan of reasonable, either. “That would be too easy” is one of his favorite phrases.
My sister an I reply to most suggestions my parents make with ‘But that would make sense.’
I’m sure they’re at least grateful for the acknowledgement that their suggestions make sense.
XD possibly.
jesus, sorry Jesus mother fucking Christ, this is going to be a long motherfucking election cycle
Yeah, sorry Count.
If it makes you feel better, I think the entire right wing feels about the same way.
Anywho, I need to be unconscious now. Nighty night guys <3
nighty night fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk it’s like that up in here. I gots bitchin to do
Night, Revvy.
Bitch away, count.
thanks sean and it’s fucking awesome you’re awake. Because you’re sober, and cool. answer me this, be honest. Am i a total ignorant fucking douchebag or is it not that much of a stretch to say that Obamasiah just might be demonizing republicans by exaggerating reality?
Sean= Hostage-dedicated-driver-brah
No, I don’t think it’s that much of a stretch. But I also think he’s demonizing Republicans more by ducking his responsibility for anything negative that’s happened on his watch. It’s been three years since he’s been on the job, and he and his apologists are still mewling about how everything is Bush’s fault.
cause it’s definitely an either or kind statement.
so what you’re saying is I’m a smart and cool mother fucker right?
by the way thread silence = yes
You forgot handsome.
Alright, it’s about time I hit the hay, too. Goodnight.
wakey wakey.
Unlikely, since chicks will drop a guy they don’t like. No young woman is going to trifle with an unsuitable man for ten damn years while her eggs are drying out.
But let’s say you’re right. In that case then, he’s forcing himself on a woman who never wanted to marry him.
I do know women who waste their life on a guy who will never marry them – perhaps if she died (as this woman did) the guy would finally do it.
Ugh. Started dated at 22 or so. Lived together FOREVER. She’s 44 now, still not married to him. He’s very wealthy, and doesn’t spend much time working (in the office) anymore, and spends his time swimming the English Channel, or climbing some Mountain. etc. I say she’s a year or two from being dumped, while he finds a younger woman, settles down, and starts having kids.
Especially if an established a-dult, there is only so much time I’d give before he is either on the same page as in marriage and babies or he’s gone.
My aunt dated a guy for nearly 20 years and then found out he never divorced his wife. o_O
W’in the last ten years, my friend “got engaged”. @@
fuck. You date him for 12 years, and you finally get a ring? With no plans to seal the deal?
*bangs head against wall.
Really, it’s too late now. She’s 44. I mean, for family, etc. On the outside chance she could still have kids, there’s still the pesky matter of finding a new partner.
Hi Car in! *waves*
Is Mr. Car in doing ok? I’m thinking of starting a support group before the Super Bowl phase of our depression hits.
He was totally prepared for it, Brew. He felt that was going to happen.
I have a busy day. Can’t you guys wake up and entertain me for a bit?
shesh.
Where’s Leon? MJ? cripes. WAKEY WAKEY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9035809/Fried-food-heart-risk-a-myth.html
What about coconut oil?
I didn’t get all my results for the blood work I had done for life insurance, but my LDL was 150 and kicked me up a couple of brackets, along with smoking and window licking.
Everything I’ve read this morning says to go with vegetable oils to reduce LDL.
Is this the end of my Paleo/Adkins experiment?
/diet blog
http://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/what-should-you-eat/fats-and-cholesterol/
The key to a healthy diet is to choose foods that have more good fats than bad fats—vegetable oils instead of butter, salmon instead of steak—and that don’t contain any trans fat.
Fuck that.
Anybody else take the cultural bubble quiz linked on the overnight thread at Ace’s? I scored 13/20 which indicates that I’m not part of the cultural elite. Imagine that……living in rural west Texas and I’m not part of the cultural elite. I’m devestated.
STFU Pendejo.
We are discussing my cholesterol here.
Pupster – I have no clue. Eat healthy grains, low-fat proteins, and work out like a mutha
PG – I scored a 12 or something. NOT A SNOB.
Honestly, I think more libs live in that bubble.
Cholesterol is overrated. But not overtly so.
Shit Jefferson would’ve said if he’d been a whiney metrosexual 21st century manbitch. Volume XII. Chapter pi.
I’d tend to agree, car in. The limosine class of liberal as opposed to the parasite class that they use to stay in power.
Probably to simplistic of a worldview, but it seems to me that their are two types of liberals: Those who consider themselves to be victimized by “the man” and those who feel that it’s their moral obligation to be the caretakers of the victim class.
Feel free to discuss that shit over your waffles without being interrupted by the likes of me.
Eat healthy grains
BZZZZT! Not on Paleo or Adkins.
low-fat proteins
Fish, chicken, turkey. Fack.
work out like a mutha
Double fack.
I’m sorry PG, didn’t mean to drive you off.
Here, I picked this gif just for you.
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/hermione-likes-anal.gif
South Beach, Pupster! It’s got a trendy name but it’s actually a heart diet designed by a famous doctor who is a heart specialist.
I think the South Beach name probably did help him make this diet more mainstream-popular, but unfortunately it probably handicaps it from being taken seriously as a physician’s diet, developed specifically for heart health.
Eat healthy grains
BZZZZT! Not on Paleo or Adkins.
Yea, see, I’m not a fan. South Beach. healthy grains, in moderation, after the first two weeks.
What was the life span of those paleo folks? 28? 30?
*Does finger/eye thing with lauraw.
I think the South Beach name probably did help him make this diet more mainstream-popular, but u
PLUS, once I get my tummy tuck and boob job, I’ll look JUST like one of those aging, desperate to hang on to their youth, bitches down on South Beach.
*remembers I’ll need to go bleach blond or something
Don’t forget the puffy lips!
My dad emailed to let me know one of his friends back in Augusta had passed away. I went to school with this guy’s daughter. She is a grandmother twice over.
**checks gray hair in mirror for umpteenth time.
Good morning sunshines
What was the life span of those paleo folks? 28? 30?
Utter fallacy. The lower average lifespan was because so many people died in childhood, at birth (or while giving birth), or by violence and predation.
The lower average lifespan was because so many people died in childhood, at birth (or while giving birth), or by violence and predation.
Smallpox, measles, mumps, rubella, flu, pneumonia, diarrhea, infection, blah, blah, blah.
Yes, right. Thus lessening the risk of heart disease because you were already dead before you hit 40.
I didn’t get all my results for the blood work I had done for life insurance, but my LDL was 150 and kicked me up a couple of brackets, along with smoking and window licking.
What was your HDL? Triglycerides? LDL is basically a BS number unless they centrifuged it to detect particle size. High LDL doesn’t predict cardiac events at all, low HDL does.
Quit smoking. That can raise LDL. Add coconut oil and D3, that can reduce it.
There are no healthy grains. None. There are some that are less toxic than others, but none are healthy.
How’s Dad doing, Carin? Did I miss an update somewhere?
New post, beautiful people.
All I need to know about the Paleo diet is this:
DEAD TO ME
Car in, the earliest archeological evidence for heart disease was in pyramid-era Egypt. Not coincidentally, they were among the first to domesticate wheat and bake bread.
*does eye-pointy thing*
After TEN YEARS together, man finally decides he’s ready to make a commitment.
http://is.gd/Vuxf2e
That honeymoon is going to suck!