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Elizabeth Marxs is from Texas, is 20 years old, and is fucking gorgeous. Listen to this song, then send HS some hate mail.
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I think we all learned a lesson today. No test!!!!!
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YOU ARE FUCKING WELCOME!
Here’s some nipples for those up late…
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boobs!
I like the bombed-out-of-my-mind heroin addict look on her face in the first picture. It’s tres chic.
At last, our long hostageal nightmare is over.
Real and spectacular.
This post I mean.
Black nail polish kills the deal
Hooray! This is better than all that midget porn anyway!
>> Shoulder length. Going to shoulder length.
*lower lip begins to quiver
If you noticed her nail polish I have some bad news for you.
I prefer the pinups!
I look at that black fluffy bra and think TOO CUTE–MUST HAVE!!!, but then in the next moment I realize that it will look like shit under a t-shirt so I go order from Walmart online. Dressing For Pron Fail.
Tatt’s? Ewwwww.
Elizabeth Marxs is from Texas
ehhh bullshit….I’d probably know her…..or at lest know some of her family if she was from Texas. She looks like Idaho white trash to me.
WordPress is so light tonight I can’t read my own shit. I’m prolly mispelling every other word and don’t know it.
Is that 2 tats or do the birds count as a whole flock?
This girl does drugs.
Cyn only likes her because she will do anything for five dollars.
So I just need to find five dollars, it’s gonna be my night!
There were some words or something betwixt the pictures. Did MJ admit he has no testes?
*shrugs shoulders and goes back to secretly looking for fluffy bra*
On Boobpedia they list her achievements as Cyber Girl for Playboy on May 30, 2011.
Born in Houston
Last pic is actually taken in Cyn’s bathroom. The spray cleaners and sponges are just out of frame.
TATTLETALE
He didn’t say it Cyn, it was implied though.
YaaaaY!
Where did her ass go? To her chest? I have seen better looking buns on a 2×4
Yannow I’d cut your hair for four dollars Laura. Or a box of Franzia White Zin.
I prefer the pinups!
Then you’re gonna love HHD: The Hospurt Edition!
http://tinyurl.com/7o7r8fc
Franzia White Zin $11.96 at Sam’s Club. I know things.
Sean, his legs are out of proportion. Plus the mustache is EWwww
Make sure Cyn takes possession of the box o’ wine after the haircut.
They still sell Franzia no shit?! I thought that went the way of Bartles & Jaymes Wine coolers. OMG I loved those stinking things.
I was considering asking my Mom to do it, Cyn. She’s pretty good. Although she can’t hold her liquor.
I was kinda needing the wine box as a step stool. For when I need to get to the top of Laura’s head for her haircut.
We’re seriously going to spend the evening discussing hair cuts?
**drags teeth along the curb**
Bartles and Jaymes, man that takes me back to college days in the 80′s. I had a gf who drank them
You can have complete confidence in my cutting abilities. My mom was a hairdresser. That makes me a legacy.
I guess I shouldn’t admit to comp shopping Franzia White Zin at WalMart and Sam’s Club to the tune of 1 box a week.
HHD: The Hospurt Edition!
http://ussronquil.com/WWII/ronposter.gif
fixt
I VOTE FOR PRON FAIL CYN!
Wait. You didn’t happen to live in Tulsa back then did you Jimbro?
>> If you noticed her nail polish I have some bad news for you.
What? WHAT?
I miss the Bartles & Jaymes red wine coolers.
2012 officially sucks. My haircutting college friend lost her Grandfather. He was on the Missouri for the Japanese surrender. A team member that works for me, lost her sister on the 1st. Our Guest Service team member , whom I’ve known for 12 years, lost her hubby on Tuesday. He was riding his bike and struck by an old lady. Plus, it looks like Romney is our nominee. I am so over 2012. Where is my elfin 20$?
Your poster was somewhat riveting, Roamy. Nice.
Ernest Bartles and Julio Jaymes.
Was that you in Tulsa? I only have hazy incomplete memories of the 80′s. Come to think of it I can’t remember what I had for breakfast…
Cyn, did you find the fluffy bra? I want one.
For PG: haircut blah blah blah TICKLE FIGHT clipping of the bangs but not too high blah blah BOOBS blah blah NAKED blah blah blah STRIP POKER GIRLS ONLY blah blah please don’t forget to snip off the split ends.
http://9gag.com/gag/435702
DiT: I’m guessing he smells teh ghey lurking about…
It might could have been you as I dated a guy named Jim for several years. I’ve lost a few brain cells since then but you were pretty cute. I think. Probably.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kChN_L3pDzc
Cyn Yoooooooooo
Hoooooooooooooooooooooo!
Cyn, other than a year each working in Denver and St Louis, I’ve been in New England my whole life except for brief stints at various military bases down south
I am most certainly NOT looking for the fluffy bra, Miss Roamy.
*whispers: But I’ll order one for you too when I find it–squeeee!*
Wouldn’t that have been a hoot, though, Jimbro!
Sean?
http://is.gd/eIg5lj
This gal should transfer some of her boobage to her assage.
It would have for sure! I did love the way you cut my hair back then though
Roamy: Damn close… http://is.gd/XWxiSX
And then what happened?
aggie is little princess over her tummy troubles?
Hey WP! She is, but the little dog barfed, so it’s a neverending hell here.
Been a LOOOOOONG day.
You really were were a good sport about that night with the dog clippers. If only we’d known then what we know now about Moosehead beer. Good times.
No shit, I dated AoS commenter Blaster back in college. Met him at Governor’s School.
Sean?
http://is.gd/eIg5lj
Heh. I never noticed that before.
WOW Roamy!!
Although I probably shouldn’t be surprised… all the best minds find their way to the mothership and I’m assuming that you wouldn’t have dated any libs.
I meant the way you cut my back hair back then, I’m like a friggin gorilla since you left
omigod….
My little blog picked up a follower, whose twitter handle is bisexxx.
*hurls*
aggie, cyn no longer lurves me i will obcess over you now
I hasn’t dated anyone from AoS.
They gots germs
germophobe
This gal should transfer some of her boobage to her assage.
I said the same thing Aggie
Cyn lurves everyone, WP
*watches a cootie scurry across Dave’s forehead*
uh-huh.
*feels itchy*
They gots germs
Says the man who got the EbolaFlamingTapeWorm on his elbow.
That’s because you are smart, Vmax
Note to self: change handle.
I made two mistakes dating – one was a redhead, the other was an atheist (who later moved to CA and turned into a liberal). I blame teh booze.
*gives Sean a diet Dr. Pepper*
…why would a cootie run out into the open like that? They usually like cover.
Unless…something was chasing it.
::SHIVER::
*fetches Lysol and a lighter*
I blame teh booze.
The redhead didn’t have a soul?
I made two mistakes dating- one was married, the other was a Cowboys fan. I blame teh hormones.
Cyn lurves everyone, WP
Careful there now about how you say that, Aggie, or the Judge for my case will have my head on a platter again. Damn technicalities.
OMG its the OWS!
Thanxxx for the Diet Dr Pepper, Aggs.
*fetches Lysol and a lighter*
Check out #5…
http://www.cracked.com/article_19644_the-5-most-insane-original-uses-famous-products.html
Yeesh.
…the other was a Cowboys fan
{{shuns}}
My dating mistakes. . . too numerous to mention.
Dating mistakes require dating.
Sigh…
I’m in spam!
That actually made me shudder, Sean, and not in the good way.
Out you go, Aggs
What’s the shortest period of time that can be considered dating.
Cyn, I know!!! I lived with the guy for three years and when it was over my Dad said “Never trust a Cowboys fan. You two were doomed”
MJ, Hook ups are one night or less. Anything more is dating.
. trade for ?
Shortest time for dating? I’d go with more than one date, if it was a one time thing, well there’s another term for that
Poor girl. Just think of all the ass Kerry Marie has, and won’t share a bit of it with Ms. Elizabeth…
Thanks, Cyn!
*smooches*
But if a hook up is continuous, say 48 or 72 hours, that’s still not dating.
Probably.
I hear.
Blaster wasn’t a mistake. We dated for a year, all but 17 days long-distance. He met his future wife, and that was the end of it.
Though he *was* stupid enough to ask for a care package of brownies after we’d split.
When you poat this late in the day, you shouldn’t just phone it in.
Who the hell do you think you are? Rosetta?
. trade for ?
Five dollars please.
So twice in 48 hours. Got it.
a good ole lysol douche,m the good old days!
Cyn – too true. I’ve spent 3 days with a woman that I never saw again. That = hook up.
Nobody ever sends me doctored brownies…
Dating involves movies or food. Hook ups are all about sex. So I’ve heard. Yeah.
Care package of brownies….ooh, that would open up some possibilities for revenge served cold
Well, hook ups are about food, also, Oso.
I mean, I expect the bitch to make me coffee and breakfast.
So is there a special name for a hook up when you don’t get the other person’s name?
That would be Thursday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=VUJw8JFPrpE
I expect the bitch to make me coffee and breakfast.
Dolly doesn’t have opposable thumbs, though.
So is there a special name for a hook up when you don’t get the other person’s name?
“Lucky”
Next person to comment has to try the “special” brownies.
So is there a special name for a hook up when you don’t get the other person’s name?
Yeah, that’s called the ‘Truck Stop Parking Lot.’
Now that’s some old fashioned romance right there, Jew, you devil you.
I loved cooking breakfast for my “new friends” (hook ups). Coffee and bacon is always a good thing.
or “Megan McCain’s Room”
xbradtc: I’ll let you know how that line works on my woman tomorrow morning for better or worse (I’m thinking worse given past history)
Care package of brownies….ooh, that would open up some possibilities for revenge served cold
Nah, he wasn’t worth the effort or the postage at that point.
I thought for sure Elliot would come in with the next comment for your brownies, Roamy.
Dolly’s not a hook up.
Heh, Jewstin got the “special brownies”
Jimbro, I’ve never been married, and yet I can say with perfect confidence that it won’t work on your wife…
UGH! Why stick around for breakfast. Not like it was a date. Best thing about hookups was not having to deal with breakfast.
Dolly’s not a hook up.
Oh, right….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSnL4_IhPHQ
I always miss the brownies…
I think you’re confusing hookups with one-night stands.
Kinda fun when breakfast turned into ‘breakfast’.
Jewstin – Please explain the difference to a neophyte such as myself!
gawd i love me some mezzican music
WWE is over…time to herd the boys to bed. I feel dumber for having watched an hour of wrestling.
Jew, it was long ago, hookups, one nighters, I thought they were the same thing. Dating involved conversation and pretense.
>> *fetches Lysol and a lighter*
the fuck happened to my eyebrow?
Hookups are more the booty call type situations where you might hook up with the same person multiple times over a long period of time but not actually in any sort of relationship. One-night stands mean you’re not going to be sticking it to that person again.
Breakfast for hookups means more chance of it happening again, it’s good practice.
Dammit, MCPO! I explained this once before.
The Dating Hierarchy goes (from best to worst):
Mate
Date
Friend With Benefits
Fuck Buddy
One Night Stand
Hookup
Oh God, What Did I Just Do in a Public Restroom
I’m Taking That Story to the Grave
yeah yeah.. my elbow’s better though.
the knee, not so much.
*looks around for my cane, to smack Cyn with
the fuck happened to my eyebrow?
Were you using that? Sorry.
I feel dumber for having watched an hour of wrestling.
Come back here and get smrt again.
Your knee, Dave?
Did you slip on a puddle?
Apparently the answer I made up was incorrect according to Jewstin. I guess I’m combining a couple things.
Elliott is incorrect. That’s a fuck buddy. A hookup is a fuck and run situation where you get laid but never expect to see the person again.
What’s the difference between a FWB and a Fuck Buddy? I thought those were the same.
Mate
Date
Friend With Benefits
Fuck Buddy
One Night Stand
Hookup
Oh God, What Did I Just Do in a Public Restroom
I’m Taking That Story to the Grave
Dave
You forgot the last one!
I am learning so much!!
>> Were you using that? Sorry.
How am I gonna waggle my eyebrows now? I can’t just shave the other one off and move the bumps over my eyes!
shit.
I always thought you didn’t expect to see one-night stands again. Would hook-up then be more the bathroom stall in and out?
Jew, thanks for clarification. It has been a long time for me.
*gives Dave an eyebrow pencil*
I was a little wild in college. The public restroom story and taking the story to the grave are similar. Just sayin’
*grabs the eyebrow pencil and makes Dave look half-surprised*
Sometimes they are similar, Oso, but sometimes noooooo.
WP – Do you like Linda Ronstadt’s ‘ Caciones de mi Padres’ ?
>> Elliott is incorrect. That’s a fuck buddy.
Thanks. I was just about to ask what the difference was between the two based on his embarrassingly incorrect definition.
What’s the difference between a FWB and a Fuck Buddy?
You can spend time with a friend with benefits and have no expectation of sex.
Fuck buddies only call when they want to get laid.
HAHAHAHAHA you bitches
>> Do you like Linda Ronstadt’s ‘ Caciones de mi Padres’ ?
Are those her tits?
Yes.
Just remember, there’s an important distinction between a fuck buddy and a buddy fucker!
>> You can spend time with a friend with benefits and have no expectation of sex.
Why would you want to do that?
Apparently I haven’t had enough embarrassing sex
>> *gives Dave an eyebrow pencil*
*writes on the wall “Kilroy was Here”*
*feels guilty and contrite*
*cuts the end off a piece of my hair*
*fashions it into a little eyebrow for Dave and glues it to a piece of plastic wrap*
*mails it*
Just cut it out of the plastic and adhere it with those little mounting squares they sell for posters.
FWB becomes F*ck buddy when he is so incredibly stupid that it is no longer cute.
Fuck buddies only call when they want to get laid.
It’s starting to come back to me now.
So a Hook Up then is a few hours at a motel/backseat, while a One Night Stand would be at least until, say, 5 am or breakfast even?
I was married once.
My gosh I had more offers than any time in my life! Honest to gosh I had a 3some offer. I had a we have a open marriage offer. I will not bore you with more.
While I was divorced I maintained my vows to the end.
*wonders why?*
Oh great now I’ll look like Andy Rooney.
*calls Cyn
One night stands spend the night. Then you kick them out in the morning and say ‘Hey! Leave the paper bag! I might need it again.’
>> You can spend time with a friend with benefits and have no expectation of sex.
Wait. How is this different than a wife?
*forwards phone to Carin’s cell and giggles*
I see no distinction Andy. Good call.
Wait. How is this different than a wife?
You actually want to spend that time together. Also, you don’t have to be monogamous.
Andy= aged mage.
I was unaware of the Dave. I haven’t sunk to that level of depravity.
*Note to Self: Be more depraved.
*hello?*
On a completely unrelated note, one of tonight’s Jeopardy categories was Gluten-Free Foods. Heh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBMriOspUvA
I hear ya Dave
*hello?*
I think it’s a compliment…
Sean, was Zombie Penis one of the answers?
No. But I’m pretty sure “ass potatoes” was.
Zombie penis is always the correct answer – what is the question?
No it’s calling Carin. You say “hello” and you hear panicky breathing.
Heh, I thought you were referring to Jewstin’s comment
Zombie penis with a side of ass potatoes is delicious and nutritious. Just like chicken.
Rough week. Calling it a night. Love you all. There may be alcohol involved.
Zombie penis is always the correct answer – what is the question?
*fingers straining and reaching for the key board to offer up a low fruit question…must resist*
G’night, Osita!
Love you too Osogirl, sweet dreams.
Good night, Oso
‘Night Ossobuco.
G’night, Oso!
G’night Jimboy.
What a wonderful world it would be. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogYgHlNnqo
There may be alcohol involved.
Brilliant idea.
I offered Zombie Penis Alfredo earlier with no takers. Perhaps a Béchamel sauce? Or Hollandaise? Perhaps a Velouté?
I am running out of white mother sauces here, anything?
I am running out of white mother sauces here, anything?
Country gravy?
HAHAHAHA!
You freaks make me laugh!
I’d try Zombie Penis Alfredo. Although, I’m partial to a savory tomato sauce.
Zombie Penis with Red Eye gravy. Over toast.
I’d tend to lean toward the white sauces for my Zombie Penis dishes.
With Chipped beef?
>> I’d tend to lean toward the white sauces for my Zombie Penis dishes.
The jokes, they write themselves.
Zombie Penis alla Vodka
Cyn loves the smell of zombie penis in the morning. . . it smells like victory!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1AHec7sfZ8
Zombie penis with a side of matzo balls.
*throws head back and laugh evilly*
Yes!
Nantua sauce is not a mother sauce but is Béchamel sauce with Crayfish butter
Soubise is Béchamel with Shallots err onions.
Makes Chutney instead.
CIGNA denied coverage for my disc-replacement surgery, again. Completely different reasons than the last time.
Sorta like Calvin-Ball, where the rules change while the ball is in play.
I can’t really see going through the rest of my life with this level of pain.
I think I’m gonna have to share some with them.
The sleazy bastards take $13k from the two of us every year and give back… nothing!
I want my fucking life back!
Yeah, I know; “I want”…
Well, I do!
I want to be able to stand for more than ten minutes, to be able to walk in the woods again, to be able to ride the Ducati once more, and to not hurt some times.
Hell, it would even be nice to be able to go back to work and bring in some money, rather than just spend our savings. I could be a greeter at WallyWorld!
Any of you Hostage-Folk that have health-coverage from CIGNA, you don’t really have any. Anything serious and they will bail on you in a heartbeat.
Fuck them, and the horse they rode in on.
Ok, I’mma stop whining now and just drink some more. DAMN, I’m pissed.
And so it goes…
NYTOL.
Pour another for me Chris
and another.
That’s some serious suck, Chrispy. Contact your department of insurance and see if they can’t assist in some fashion. If you stop fighting, they win.
Hugs. And you can pour me one anytime.
I am closing my windows and doors.
It is getting cold out.
For Florida!
Hahahah!
Obligatory, but so worth it: http://youtu.be/h9ZGKALMMuc
Sorry to hear that, ChrisP. Cyn is right…you need to keep being the squeaky wheel. Praying for y’all!
ChrisPy – All I can offer is my empathy, my brother. It is of little comfort, I’m sure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F7QWtDUjoM&feature=related
I could be a greeter at WallyWorld!
Only on Tuesdays…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NntyxRhmFho&feature=related
Howdy, Mesa!
Hola!
Got crabs!!!
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2809313886109&set=a.1063200994378.11785.1656579600&type=1&theater
There’s a cream for that, Mesa.
I can’t see that link
They call Alabama the Crimsom Tide.
Call me Deacon Booze..
..
wait, that’s not right.
They look beauuuutiful, Mesa.
wait, that’s not right.
No, it’s perfect
I’m going to laugh my ass off when I check the site stats and the search term “zombie penis” comes up.
Nice links, Mesa. Good to see you, my friend.
I can’t see that link
http://i.imgur.com/6dKvu.jpg
Hi, Mesa!
Long time no see. Hope all is well with you & yours.
Crabs look rockin’!
Jealous!
Howdy MC.
There’s a cream for that, Mesa.
Cow udder extract.
That’s beautiful, Mesa
Mesa – How is th Gulf Coast treating you?
dave sleeps with the crabs
dave sleeps with
thecrabsOK, that’s better.
Pretty good, getting ready to head all the way south on the coast (in the U.S.) for a few months.
Thinking that the migrant worker thing has some appeal.
G’night, Dave!
*smooch*
Mesa, will you be driving or sailing?
I have a new girl that I’m going to spend some time traveling with — http://i.imgur.com/mYLyx.jpg
Sweet dreams Dave.
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Land or ocean type harvesting, Mesa?
How far south? And here in Texas?
Pfffttt!
You got ripped off!
For what you paid for that PoS, you should have gotten four wheels!
Boat thing didn’t work out — made an offer, arranged for the survey and it turned out that the guy I contacted had surveyed the boat the last time — right before it sunk.
g ni gnites.. zzzzzz
South Padre. Work the season there.
After that, mountains and an escape from TX summer heat. Want to find the perfect summer/winter combo now that I’m old.
Yeah…. don’t want to buy a salvage.
G’night, Dave.
you should have gotten four wheels
I have six.
Heh; you’re gonna be a snowbird, Mesa.
Yeah B-rad, that’s what I told them very heatedly as I tore up my offer.
Wasn’t happy.
Anyway, this works out, too. Gonna have some fun. Just have to do logistics on storing my stuff and figuring out where I want to live. Also going to explore all of South Texas, the valley west to Big Bend and up through the Hill Country as weather permits.
Reverse snowbird,,,,
…
Thanks, Chief!
I know that you know what I’m talkin’ about.
That sounds nice, Mesa. I’m from the Valley, and live north of San Antonio. If ever you need a place to crash, let me know
G’night, kooky kids.
Mesa, don’t be a stranger!
Yeppers, time for me to go to bed.
Nice seeing you, Mesa!
G’night!
Thx, I’ll do that. I have only been to San Antonio once, but I really like the area, A different world from Houston.
G’night all, nice to see you again. I will check in as I hit the road.
Thinking about blogging it.
Election/travel blog.
Awesome.
Hey, mesa.
Okay, late to the party. Story of my derp.
http://youtu.be/yoMK2fwf4oQ
ChrisP, you not getting the surgery you need is filled with major suckitude. Is there an appeal process? Can your doctor step in?
Ugh, I’m so sorry.
Now that the adults have left. Who’s up for talking about how Ron Paul is basically jesus and that’s why nobody likes him?
I got curious enough because if Tim Tebow to watch some ESPN clips on youtube. The hostility against him is something to behold.
I got curious enough because if Tim Tebow to watch some ESPN clips on youtube.
Qué?
Ron Paul may be many things, but King of teh Joos I’m pretty sure he’s not.
Yeah… I was reaching. They’ve already tried to make all the other claims about him that I could think of.
As this race drags on and on, I’m beginning to think we need a co-presidency: Ron Paul as DomesticPOTUS and John Bolton as Everything else around the worldPOTUS.
You know, mathematically John Bolton isn’t actually out of it yet. Realistically though, president Romney?
I’ll take Romney in a New York second over that marxist piece of crap #OccupyingWhitehouse now.
Well, yeah. I’d take an especially bright rock, given the options.
I actually kind of have the luxury of not giving a shit when November rolls around, seeing as how the SCOAMF will easily carry California.
Unless Ron Paul somehow ends up being the nominee. In that case, I’ll just vote for Gary Johnson or something.
Think of it this way. You voting against him means his carrying California means ever so slightly less. It won’t be noticeable, but it takes away a bit.
Failing that, we have that pile of boner pills that the nice man from Nigeria left after I gave him the credit card. So we’ve got that.
Ow ow ow ow ow ow OWWW.
… apparently I can’t do heel-stretches anymore. Did I mention the ow?
More importantly, was this a worthwhile thing for you to be doing?
Heel-stretch – grab your foot (by the heel, funnily enough) and pull it up over your head. I used to be able to do it. Now it involves copious amounts of pain.
My question stands, was this a worthwhile thing for you to be doing?
I can honestly say that I’ve never been inclined to try, but I believe I would fail.
I’ve given it some thought, and that’s a talent that could be quite handy. Up until the pain part of it I mean.
Hah hah, it’s a dance stretch/move. I used to take dance lessons up until I went to college.
Well that seems like a reasonable explanation. Rather than doing bizarre stretches that cause pain, I baked bread. Essentially the same thing.
Yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and never even try to do that.
I used to be able to pull my foot almost behind my head. Now even trying it is like ‘OMG THE PAIN.’
If I ever have my foot behind my head, it’d have to be after it was cut off for some reason.
You could always let your friend know of your talents, it’d make his mind start thinking about things.
XD I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned it to him at some point.
… although admittedly, he’s at least as good at derailing my thought processes as I am at derailing his.
Seems to be encouraging
Meh, not entirely sure he does it on purpose.
Doesn’t matter, implied sex.
XD he’s a guy.
Well, I gathered this due to your various pronouns. It’s still promising
Meh…
Goodnight, kids.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhjHBV20ZV4
Nighty night Sean <3
Night Sean, thanks for the music again.
Here’s a little something for the funny.
http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/13/how-to-face-your-fear-rerun.html
Enough relationship chat. What’s going on in your neck of the woods?
Pretty much nothing. I have work tomorrow but not until 3. On the down side, I’m pretty sure that the crap manager is closing with me so I’ll probably be at least half an hour late getting out of there.
That’s the only reason that I’m glad I took the full-time position when it was offered to me. It’s still retail pharmacy hell, but 9:30-6 m-f. I generally get out of there 15 minutes late every day, but I no longer have to close so it’s rarely any more than that. Plus no weekend shifts.
The reason I don’t want a full-time position is because I barely have time to work on my artwork as it is. I took the position so that I would be making money while being able to work on my portfolio, but right now they’re giving me so many hours that that second bit has kind of gotten kicked in the head.
I’m only putting up with it for now because my supervisor is out recovering for surgery, but if my hours don’t go down when she gets back I will be very annoyed
I managed to nearly finish my masters in two years while working full time. All I have left is an internship and my research. Now work is getting in the way. I can’t take off the time I’d need for my internship because we have nobody who can cover my shifts. We did when I started working, but then they cut out 1/3rd of our daytime hours and we have nobody now who can work daytime at all. They won’t hire anyone new, now, because we don’t have the hours to give.
We only just hired an extra person for copy center, which is good because it used to be that if someone in copy center got sick everyone was fucked because there wasn’t anyone to cover.
Now it’s slightly more likely that if you have to call out there will be SOMEONE available to cover your shift.
I’m just annoyed because with my supervisor out of work they now have me working like, 2 hrs less than FT, but I’m still PT so I don’t get the benefits and have to give up on drawing any other time than my few days off because I just don’t have the time what with needing to sleep, eat, and work 34+ hrs a week.
That’s exactly where we’re at now. There are three other stores in the chain in town, but none of them have anyone that can or is willing to help cover shifts. We manage with two people doing the work of three, but when one of the day shift has to be gone it is awful. Oh, and since I’m reliable and have no kids (while the other tech has kids and is generally less reliable) it’s usually me as the only tech there. But, I’m far too good at my job, so it never seems as bad as it is. It’s a strange thing, being very good at a crappy job.
WHAATS IN THE BOOOOOX?!?
http://tinyurl.com/6manuqf
/Brad Pitt
Morning.
http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/7455943/believing-tim-tebow
“It was the best day of my life,” she emailed. “It was a bright star among very gloomy and difficult days. Tim Tebow gave me the greatest gift I could ever imagine. He gave me the strength for the future. I know now that I can face any obstacle placed in front of me. Tim taught me to never give up because at the end of the day, today might seem bleak but it can’t rain forever and tomorrow is a new day, with new promises.”
You can say what you want about Tebow, but his priorities are right.
Isn’t that a huge distraction?
“Just the opposite,” Tebow says. “It’s by far the best thing I do to get myself ready. Here you are, about to play a game that the world says is the most important thing in the world. Win and they praise you. Lose and they crush you. And here I have a chance to talk to the coolest, most courageous people. It puts it all into perspective. The game doesn’t really matter. I mean, I’ll give 100 percent of my heart to win it, but in the end, the thing I most want to do is not win championships or make a lot of money, it’s to invest in people’s lives, to make a difference.”
Gulp
I have starter praying for Tebow. Not that he wins games, but that he stays strong in his faith and humble about his accomplishments.
Of course, I only really want that because it pisses off all the right people, so I’m kind of terrible.
started, rather
Remember all those people who hated Dave Concepcion for making the sign of the cross before he took his at bat?
…
Yeah, me neither.
I remember the people hating on Concepcion for spitting sunflower seeds on/toward the gay ump.
I like that football players dance around or start screaming after every play. Even when their down by 20 points. Even when they are just doing their job and making a tackle.
I’m hoping soon that the football will be excluded so we can just see a bunch of grown men screaming about how great they are.
Prayers and humility? The vapors!
I remember going to a church in Peru called . . . Something Something Concepcion.
Sort of.
Morning people. And others.
After 5 days off, back to the gym.
I could probably use a few of those prayers, Leon. Or at least of spoonful of coconut milk.
*considers what that sounds like.
Oh fuck it.
I’m hoping soon that the football will be excluded so we can just see a bunch of grown men screaming about how great they are.
Isn’t that called WWE?
Best of luck, MJ. The gym should be fine. What I don’t envy is how you’re going to feel tomorrow.
Ah, there we go, all logged in again.
Mare,
The author of that piece, Rick Reilly, was on Colin Coherds show yesterday talking about the research he did on Tebow. He spent two weeks talking to strip club owners, bouncers, police officers, teamates, trainers, stadium guys, and bartenders trying to get dirt on Tim Tebow. He called all of the people Tim visited in the hospitals, and talked to all the families invited to the games. He was trying to find disingenuousness. He looked hard and found none. I don’t know if Tim Tebow is for real, but like Leon, I pray that he is.
And Rick Reilly is an asshole.
Pups, Rick Reilly has always been a douche.
Audio: http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=7458761
You guys have to read this. This author has fondled all the erogenous spots of a liberal mind. Anti gun, totalitarian police state, universal healthcare and Eugenics
http://www.uncoached.com/2012/01/11/four-general-laws-that-will-never-happen-which-would-make-society-way-more-functional/
Tebow has a track record of “for real”.
Two things that drive the Tebow hate, one, a lot of sportswriters and sportspundits said “he can’t make it in the pros”, not without some reason, his style is scramble college and he does telegraph his passes..
Except he wins. And they resent being wrong about that. And they’re petty.
The other is just general revulsion about his open faith.
When he loses, and he will, it’s football, they all lose eventually, they will dance like litle girls and toss their heads in the air and claim to be smart. It’ll make them feel funny in the swimsuit area.
Shallow, small people are like that.
Dave, the black commenters on espn hate him. They just cant take off their colored glasses and take an honest look at him. Every time the see Tebow, they end up complaining about some QB who did not get a second chance because he is black.
They resented him in college for working with his dad on Spring Break instead of being a party animal. Some people resent the fact that his mom went against her Dr and didn’t abort him. His existence threatens them in their shallow little lives.
Animosity.. better word than revulsion.
Anyway, fuck em. Oso’s right about the “didn’t abort” thing too.
Also, fuck em.
Hi.
Rereading last night’s thread.
You alleycats better get your asses to church.
Really.
Shocking.
Dave, the black commenters on espn hate him.
Oh, I dunno Tushar. You are painting with a pretty broad brush there.
http://instntrply.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/IrvinHorse.gif
Tushar, he has a lot of the issues that cause black players to get moved from QB to RB or WR in college. He is not a technical QB but he found ways to win in Florida. He gets the “athletic” tag.
Osoloco, I agree, but that doesn’t mean that every damn discussion about Tebow has to be completely centered around how black QBs have it rough.
Pups, I should have added the word ‘some’ to that comment.
Tushar, I guarantee they look at every thing in life through a racial lens. It is in their program. It is who they are. I bet they all think that Obama can play BBall too.
They should discuss how too many of them get promoted or accepted to jobs/schools, just because they are black. Or STFU.
Good morning sunshines
I so don’t want to go to work today. For some time now, they have scheduled only two decorators for Friday. Well, we have shitload of orders – 5 being tiered (means more time), not to mention having to work the counter. When I left, yesterday, there were a shitload left. I have no doubt that whoever had the early shift this morning had kittens when they saw them. The other girls have 6 months or less ‘experience’ (by experience I mean whenever our dpt manager let them do what they were hired to do).
Something has to give because I can’t move at 90mph for 8 hours straight.
Warming hut, on top of the ski hill, hot coffee , toes are warming up. 7 runs done. Sunny but cold.
Something has to give because I can’t move at 90mph for 8 hours straight.
Then don’t.
1. No one else does
B. As long as you work like a rockstar, they know that they can always always count on you to save mgmt for production numbers
iii. Your dept will never get the correct amount of help because you’re doing the work of another person
F. You essentially have not been rewarded for your exceptionalism
Z. See iii and let that burn in
Carin, why not try a happy baby instead of a sad one as your avatard? Here, try this one
http://snugglewool.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/iStock_000005016485XSmall.jpg
Sounds Great Carin!!!!!
*hates carin for skiing fun*
Saturday CUTE alert!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WzvmgXIksw
Wow, this thing is still on?
Cute babies and kittens this morning!!
BTW: That Tebow article was good.
SQUEEEEE!!!
Adorable, snowshoe!
Ha ha haaa
Then don’t.
Yeah, I think I’m done. A few days ago, I went ahead and ordered supplies for decorating – since the little despot didn’t the week before when she was supposed to. We were out of quite a few things. So while I’m doing HER JOB, she’s bitching about my coworkers not doing their jobs or low productivity. Then she pushes out a cart of throw-aways because she’s too lazy to put them aside for the food bank and barks at me to take it back and dump it. Also, her job. She pushes out another cart, looks at someone else and asks them when they get done with what they are doing, can they please take that back.
So, I say, when I get done with my list, I will take it back and then CALL on my way back to order said list. She eyeballs me and says she can call and doesn’t want any ‘issue’ to arise over who is supposed to do it….since she also has to order another item. I says I’ll order this list and leave her a list with the other company so that she can add her item.
Two hours before I’m to leave, she tells me that she won’t be able to get around to ordering the second list. o_O Shit we really really need.
I am now, meh, fuck it.
And they are grooming her to be upper management all because of numbers (they hired more people which equates to more product whereas our last dpt manager they told would not get more people) ….not if she can actually do her job.
I loved that Tebow article too. Here it is for those of you not on facechimp. It is a great read.
http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/7455943/believing-tim-tebow
Sorry about your disgusting boss Beasn
Church is tomorrow toots.
New poat.
I don’t think anyone will be talking about Tebow after tonight.
Belichick is an evil genius.
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